Prescott always looks like he's about to morph into some undead creature whenever he drinks Malort. It's sad but also highly entertaining. Prayers for Dean? More like #prayersforprescott
As someone with IBS, you pretty much said every single thought that's ever passed through my head when nature decides to call. Sorry, did I say "call"? I meant "invade".
PV3 isn't just making up flavors from trash items without knowing what they actually taste like. He's gone that extra mile becoming a sommelier. And oh yeah, #Spittoon
I remember drinking a "Black Russian" at an Irish owned pub in Germany that was Vodka, Kahlua, Pepsi and a sprits of Guinness head, and I absolutely loved it. Personally called it "Pepsi with a Secret".
in leu of recent events (and judging by your reaction to the taste) it should be called a dead Russian. kinda suiting since dead corpses smell sweet before the rot smacks the olfactory right out of your nose
Crap I am late getting this up, I would love to see a French 75, Dealers choice on what you swap out. That said, if it were me I would say swap the Gin out for Malort.
Keeping with the Malort mixology, you should try a Chicago Handshake. It is actually made with Malort so it would be a different take on your drinks. It is a shot of Malort with a Old Style beer. Drink and enjoy! Love your videos!
Possible name suggestions: Windy Russian, Windy City Russian, Chicago Russian Bear, Pain, Gang Russian, Deep Dish Russian, Oil & Water Russian, Toilet Pressure Water, Russian Badger (wait that's taken by another youtuber), Stalingrad (another complete cluster), Battle of the Kursk (heavy hitters duking it out, in a glass), or just Cyka Blyat
“El duderino, if you’re not into that whole… brevity thing” gets me every time Fantastic video again have you ever tried making a “death on the beach”? Malort + s3x on the beach? And I second the other wondering how it pairs with absinthe 😸👍👍
Da Bears...? Because Chicago Bears, and Russian...Da. They both like bears. Da Big Lebearski, Da White Bear, Da Bear Tranquilizer, Da Bear Piss. Da Bears beats Battlestar Galactica.
We made this already at home. We call it "Chicago Hate Crime".
😂😂😂💀👍👍
I think we need a Mint Julep made with Malört.
MALORT JULIP
Mint Jalort
@@c_kling DAMMNIT, that's great too
Malint Jörlip
No.
You can almost see the light drain from his eyes because of the Malört. I still wanna see a Malört Sunrise.
Finally! I've been asking for this since the beginning! It has to be a White Malortian.
I'm still hoping for a Sazerac or really anything that will lead to the combination of Malört and absinthe.
Prescott always looks like he's about to morph into some undead creature whenever he drinks Malort. It's sad but also highly entertaining. Prayers for Dean? More like #prayersforprescott
High five
White Flushin’.
As in I’m flushin it white down the toilet.
Yes! This one is the best!
Yup, thats it. White Flussian
This is clearly the perfect name.
That's it
As someone with IBS, you pretty much said every single thought that's ever passed through my head when nature decides to call.
Sorry, did I say "call"? I meant "invade".
I want a shirt that says, “My Malört sweats are going to ruin this shirt.”
The rug really tied the room together
PV3 isn't just making up flavors from trash items without knowing what they actually taste like. He's gone that extra mile becoming a sommelier. And oh yeah, #Spittoon
I remember drinking a "Black Russian" at an Irish owned pub in Germany that was Vodka, Kahlua, Pepsi and a sprits of Guinness head, and I absolutely loved it. Personally called it "Pepsi with a Secret".
As a lover of Guinness, White Russians, and Pepsi, never would I think to put those three together.
3:14 this is also Prescott's face when he feels the Chestburster wriggling around
4:00 casting a spell from hit points be like
A nod to Big Lebowski, I'd call it a "Rug Piss"
You could really tell PV3's body was fighting him this whole video.
I've never heard someone callout Crohn's disease. Love you.
I cant believe that someone with Crohns would drink such horrible drinks.
Ayyy the constant posting of my wooden homies is appreciated
After the most tangibly disgusting food description ever, "let's have another taste." Your dedication is admirable!
The Malort White Russian was everything i imagined it would be and more. Thank you PV3.
Chicago Russian.
And you really should have had Dalton dressed as Walter in this episode talking about Nam.
"We got help chopper in" 🚁 became a running joke among my group of friends when someone was in distress. Like in this video.
Poor guy. He can just never seem to get away from Malort 😂😂😂
😂 he flipped off the figurines
He delays the drinking of Malort in much the same way I delay taking the stuff for my colonoscopy. I love this channel and the smarminess he has.
I was sitting here saying "Noooooooooooo!" Out loud and asking why would anyone do that to themselves.
I'm laughing so hard
You're gonna love Malort by the end of this
Oh no, I didn't read the full title and was excited to see you make a white Russian but I am so sorry.
This was my suggestion from the first Malort mixology episode.
I’m just going to find an ATM. The Dude talking to Bunny Lebowski.
4:07 is my new desktop background.
PS: Call it a Brown Russian.
"This, you know, aggression will not stand, man!"
Is Buttspoon a new recurring character?
I would love to see a grasshopper!
Finally, the Brown Russian! Next we need a caipirinha.
“I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.” - Walter (but not if it tasted like this...)
Actually your description sounds like "White Chicagoan" is the best name
in leu of recent events (and judging by your reaction to the taste) it should be called a dead Russian. kinda suiting since dead corpses smell sweet before the rot smacks the olfactory right out of your nose
Perfect name: “the soggy Chicogan”
Is it bad that I was harmed more by watching this drink with a thousand tiny ice cubes than I was harmed by the Malört?
Crap I am late getting this up, I would love to see a French 75, Dealers choice on what you swap out. That said, if it were me I would say swap the Gin out for Malort.
I love Malört and i'm often down with these Malört mixology attempts, but this one made me throw up in my mouth a little.
I've been requesting this on every video! Thanks PV3JF
This is the good stuff. This is why I subscribed.
Why aren't people watching this? This is great
Keeping with the Malort mixology, you should try a Chicago Handshake. It is actually made with Malort so it would be a different take on your drinks. It is a shot of Malort with a Old Style beer. Drink and enjoy! Love your videos!
Darker than a dark steers tuchus on a moonless night
A "Not-So-White Chicago Winter" or a Chicago Russian.
Possible name suggestions: Windy Russian, Windy City Russian, Chicago Russian Bear, Pain, Gang Russian, Deep Dish Russian, Oil & Water Russian, Toilet Pressure Water, Russian Badger (wait that's taken by another youtuber), Stalingrad (another complete cluster), Battle of the Kursk (heavy hitters duking it out, in a glass), or just Cyka Blyat
Malort Fizz.... like A gin fizz
2 ounces malort
1 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed
3/4 ounce simple syrup
1 egg white (about 1/2 ounce)
Club soda, to top (about 1 ounce)
This aggression will not stand. Its a White Flussian. Careful, man, there's a beverage here! Loved when he flipped off the mannequins.
Your guts are hurting from 💩 while my guts are hurting from laughing so hard. But certainly not at your expense, PV3. Not at all.
We are, in fact, quite entertained 😂
That's a nice shirt, PV3.
YES I'VE BEEN SCREAMING FOR THIS THANK YOU
Malort martini might be interesting to see.
B-52. Normally 1 part bailey's 1 part kalua 1 part grand marnier . You can do it 2 ways, replace the kalua and then replace the grand
"He fixes the cable?"
Sad Chicago Moo Juice in the dumpster with Pedro.
It’s unwieldy, but I propose it be called “the Dunkin’ cup I’ve been using as a trash can in my car for the last eleven days”
We need a Mai-Tai. Malortai
I think we need to get Prescott a bottle of kaoliang liquor.
I say we call it "big mistake V15.0"
Oh, I am entertained.
What you didnt see was the spoon dissolving off camera...
Eligible names:
Chernoble Disaster
Nuclear Winter
Red Dawn
A drink that foul deserves it's own name. I dub this concoction the Poo-Hoo.
Still waiting on that Tequila Sunrise...
Malört Tonic 👀
You poor dude… I’d want you to stop this madness but not before I come up with my suggestion for a drink… coming soon (maybe)
“This aggression will not stand, MAN!!!”
Think we need a malört basil smash
The Blight Russian! Figured this one would be terrible.
It has to be called a Bitter Chicago. Just a nasty, creamy, hate-filled concoction
I noticed he didn't dump the rest of the drink. Going back for seconds? 😂
You're out of your element! (with malort) 😆
“El duderino, if you’re not into that whole… brevity thing” gets me every time
Fantastic video again
have you ever tried making a “death on the beach”? Malort + s3x on the beach?
And I second the other wondering how it pairs with absinthe 😸👍👍
This is the Dirty Sox
A Malort Pickle Back. Apologies in advance.
Call it a Yellow Floe , taste like someone pissed in that Russian snow
Definitely a green russian
White Deep Dish. Snowy Malort. Chicago Winter. Porcelain Sewer. Mal Flurry! ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh who cares about the drink. Where'd you get that fantastic shirt? I don't even like button-ups, but I'd wear the shit out of that!
"it really tied the room together"
More Malort
Come onnn, malort sour, let's see it
PV3 you certainly understand how to induce a gag reflex, purely through your body language!
How about naming it a "Chicago Russian in Winter".
Corpse Reviver #2 with Malört instead of Gin
any chance you get on to some of the Chinese Baijiu's like Er Guo Tou or Maotai? hail the new rulers
I just happy I have Covid and not Malort in my gut.......
Have we done a Mojito with Malort yet?
We need a old fashion with Malört.
Swap the Malort for the bitters, not the whisky
A Snowy Chicago?
Vodka float
A Lebowski-ski.
where's my mai tai with Malort and topo Chico Mango?!?!
I made this a few months ago thinking it would be tasty seeing it requires heavy cream and coffee, but it was as gross as it sounds.
Da Bears...? Because Chicago Bears, and Russian...Da. They both like bears. Da Big Lebearski, Da White Bear, Da Bear Tranquilizer, Da Bear Piss. Da Bears beats Battlestar Galactica.
Snowy Chicago
Maybe start playing around with absinthe cocktails to replace the malort or use it in place of bitters in others.
"Nice Caucasian Jackie"
Call it a White Sox Russian!