Malört Mixology: Brita Filter Experiment!
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- Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2022
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If you listen closely you can hear the Brita filter screaming in agony.
Drinking Britta'd Malort like an abuse survivor; "Yeah, it's bad, but it's not as bad as it could be. 👍"
You should get the miracle berry and see how it changes the flavor or malort
HOT BUTTERED MALORT! (you can't Britta filter it though, that's cheating)
This is a good suggestion, I am still waiting for the malortito as well...
Hot Maloddy?
You’re a cruel, bitter man.
PV3, since Malort has been vanquished why not do a series of going back through all the terrible liquors and wines you’ve drank through the Brita, without changing the filter.
I was hoping for a Malort Long Island Iced Tea, but this is also cool.
I... thought he...did that...
Could be wrong, but I thought he did.
No, not yet. I've been asking for it off and on since this started. The Mallort version should probably be called a Riker's Island Iced Tea.
I'm starting to suspect that deep down, PV3 actually enjoys Malort. There's no way he hasn't developed a taste for it yet.
one could eat literal human excrement for decades and yet even after that amount of time still be fully conscious that their breakfast brunch and dinner is nothing but shit
I am so happy for you, PCT. This is such a game changer for this channel.
moving up the socioeconomic ladder
1 bottle of Malort = lifetime supply any more than that is just masochism
Imagine then becoming immortal and receiving equivalent Malort to match. :(
speak for yourself, baby mouth.
How in the absolute banshee shit has this video only gotten 15k views in a year? It's 100% top teir comedy, writing and production.
You are a treasure and a true credit to your race.
whispering apologies to Britta. you're a good man.
Now I kinda want to see Mad Dog through a Brita filter 🤔
Hooray! 🎉 I love when new videos come up!
I see PV3 has a video on Malört I click.
You should try a Total Zero filter. They send you a Total Dissolved Solvent tester, and compared to brita...brita basically doesn't work lol.
Thank you Project Farm. That dude did a great comparison and it worked at taking out everything.
@@arcron3 Basically made it distilled water though. We still need some minerals in our water to drink.
A carbon filter won't effect total dissolved solids much. Its more for stuff that tastes bad instead of minerals
What happens when you run the filtered Malort thru the filter a second time, or multiple times?
Yes! I've seen people run cheap vodka through a filter several times, and it got better every time through.
Best one yet!
Listen to me good sir: a classic Bloody Mary, with malört. A BLOODY MALÖRT
Malört confit garlic paired with a Malört daiquiri
My nephew will be 21, I feel the Malört gift set will be an epic hilarious gift!
Why do you hate your nephew?
Curious what it would have been like twice filtered.
Im gonna have to have a play with my britta before i change the filter.
Now his bottle of Malort is empty! Everyone knows what to get PV3 for Christmas!
7:01 is my new desktop background... and I don't think I'll ever change it again.
#shitstofarts
If this truly is the end of Malört Mixology then I am saddened. Though as someone who has consumed Malört many years ago I whole heartedly understand. I appreciate all your sacrifices to science PV3.
The line about not having s*** in the room yet but having farted in the pants a lot can be applied to so many things in life
I love your videos. Keep it up!😂😂😂😂
I want to believe this can count as science.
You have to run it through the filter THREE TIMES! That's what we discovered with cheep vodka back in college. ;-)
now just throw a party with your favorite cocktails as celebration :)
Your channel has plateaued
Always funny!
Run it through 3 or 4 times. It may make it better(ish).
10x filtered malort.
Nightmare fuel, sentient Malört!
Still hoping that you'll make a Malört Caesar some day.
You should try Snakebite. Half lager, half cider, with a dash of blackcurrant cordial. Served in a pint glass
I think you should do a Sangria with Malort!
I think you'd love a Malort Bloody Mary.
What comes next? Everclear mixology...
Jagermeister Brita!
What if you ran the Malort through the filter a second time? Would it improve further?
Cooking w/ Malort. Holiday spirit... fruitcake w/ Malort?
The Dodo didn’t have Malört and look how it turned out for them.
Before you put the nail in the coffin, Malort is calling you to SodaStream it. Preferably in its OG form - but if you gotta filter it, I’ll understand.
I’m still wanting to see a Malört mint julep. Perhaps around the time of the Kentucky Derby?
Hey, PV3 have you tried Barrel Aged Malört?
Wait till he finds out he can run it through the filter a couple times to get even better
I'd be curious to see if a LifeStraw filters more of the gross out.
after losing all the fear of Malört thanks to Brita, use the euphoria and mix yourself some Long Island Ice teas and make a different one for every liqueur you replace with Malört
We'll need a mixed drink post brita filtering. Mojito or something without vermuth or a filler.
Margarita with Malört
How about passing malort through a brita filter, then sprinkling it with baking soda?
I feel bad for the filter
No man should be able to wield such power, turn back PV3! Turn back!
To be fair, your backup career is now in slogan marketing!
How to rescue Malort:
1. Buy 10 Brita filters
2. Pour the entire bottle of Malort into the Brita
3. Distill the remains
4. Enjoy
Jagerbombs, but with Malort.
What if Malort releases a Turbo version, that just goes back into your bog-standard Malort upon its journey through a Brita?
This series legacy will be that it forcibly beat PV3's tastebuds into actually liking Malort. It's ok Prescott, you can put the bottle away, it won't hurt you anymore.
I'll buy a shirt if you mix Malort and topo Chico Mango
Honestly, if it works that good, consider making *actually good* drinks with filtered malort.
The obvious answer to what comes next? Malort V2.0 AKA PVIIIoort. A special release just for PVIII with everything Malorty turned up to its Malortiest. C'mon Jeppson's, this has to be the most attention anyone's paid to your terrible product in decades. Make PVIII suffer for un-Malorting his Malort with an un-un-Malortable Malort that is so strong and bitter it has its own Anise-flavored Event Horizon from which no taste buds may ever escape. Do it for the Naaysh Jeppsons... for the PVIII Naaysh
What about filtering it multiple times?
Malort Julep!
More science experiments!
did it cut down the aftertaste
French 75 with the Gin replaced by Malort!
It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! Rejoice all! #shitstofarts
* We still broke his tastebuds
Interesting that you mentioned amethyst for trapping the demon of Malort, because the name 'amethyst' comes from the Greek for 'not drunk' iirc.
PB3! What about Amaro?! It’s just awful! I want to see if you can make something good with it
Chicago Handshake?
I was hoping for a Malort Daiquiri but I guess go for Taaka Vodka next. For some reason they have it advertised on billboards everywhere in New Orleans that's where my ex-fiance was from which explains why she was crazy but the 😺 was good. Don't judge me.
I’ll just take some heat and ask you to mix the finest wine with……. Some malort.
Put some Five Star through that filter
Britta filters are expensive. So u filter cheap vodka and u get a not bad tasting drink that’s really expensive.
What next? Home brew! Toilet wine!
I feel like we will never get Tequila Sunrise now, and that makes me sad. 😥
You don't have to do a video on this. But try it with a Zero Water filter. It's better than anything Brita can do.
Yes !!!!!! I clicked so fast lol.
My lort 😂
2:07 Appropriate that it looks like he's pouring it directly into a toilet.
Malort drink with pickle juice
Run the filtered Malort through it again, and then again, and then again......wine guy....
#ShitstoFarts Gang
But why? Doesn't that kind of defeat the point? People buy Malört because of it's... unique... flavor. If you want liquor that tastes like nothing just buy vodka, it's probably cheaper and definitely easier to find.
On another note, I'd love to see you get a bottle of Letherbee Besk and see how it compares to Malört. They're the same class of spirit but I've heard Besk is a little more refined.
Filter it like 5x now
#bravemalortfarts
Do everclear mixology.
Run it through at least three times.
#shitstofarts
Everclear vs Brita
for s c i e n c e
Get yourself an alembic and re-distill that stuff.
Have you tried running it through a couple more times, might turns those farts to just BO
This channel was fun when it first came out, the concept of a sommelier trying shitty liquors. After the actor's interview and the curtain lifted, I am disillusioned and knowing the character is a bit is not as enjoyable as the suspension of disbelief. Seeya!
Try the real soju, the non flavored!
I came here for the shit and fart jokes
*Where's my Schlitz review, you turkey?*
Filter a whole bottle through the Britta and then SUCK THE FILTER.