Topper's Rhum Review: Banana Vanilla Cinnamon (But Mostly Banana)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @benbutz4900
    @benbutz4900 3 года назад +481

    This is incredible. I found this man last week and have binged nearly every single one of his videos. The charisma. The sadness. The various debts. I love it.

    • @johnnycampbell3422
      @johnnycampbell3422 3 года назад +7

      Lots of lore has developed that; for me has made this my fav channel.

    • @lovelessissimo
      @lovelessissimo 3 года назад +9

      Welcome to the club.

    • @joeldgraff
      @joeldgraff 3 года назад +11

      Welcome to PV3 nation!

    • @spepie9212
      @spepie9212 3 года назад +3

      Welcome to the pv3 gang brother

    • @sampsondriedger2027
      @sampsondriedger2027 3 года назад +5

      Welcome to PV3 nation. We are all here to hope and pray for PV3 together

  • @daviduliana9950
    @daviduliana9950 3 года назад +98

    PVIII, you are either living a very tragic story or you are a gifted story teller. My hat is off to you either way.

  • @iamcool544
    @iamcool544 3 года назад +198

    I genuinely dont know if he actually has legal trouble and is inflating it for the channel or not. I love it.

    • @evapunk333
      @evapunk333 3 года назад +28

      He's an actor...but damn, he really makes you feel for him.

    • @robertgrantz6639
      @robertgrantz6639 3 года назад +9

      Wondering if it's a way to not have to upload as frequently (there's only so much terrible alcohol one man can drink)

    • @roryjineffect
      @roryjineffect 3 года назад +5

      @@robertgrantz6639 is there, though?

    • @jonhansen9622
      @jonhansen9622 3 года назад +5

      @@robertgrantz6639 He appears to be spitting. No drinking during true tastings!

    • @nowjustgaming2036
      @nowjustgaming2036 3 года назад +5

      @@evapunk333 that's what he wants you to think it's a double fake

  • @MrGothicdream
    @MrGothicdream 3 года назад +162

    The character development on PV3 is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen on YT 😭😭

  • @tylerhensley8193
    @tylerhensley8193 3 года назад +180

    PV3, I got you. I am a licensed attorney in two states. First, I have to disclaim that family law varies based on the state in which the petition for divorce is filed and that this RUclips comment does not constitute legal advice. Second, we would need to know when the divorce decree was issued. Third, we would need to know when you first began to work on these episodes in relation to the decree of divorce. Finally, I absolutely love your content and have been a subscriber from the start.

    • @milksplooge
      @milksplooge 3 года назад +30

      Oh my god, please help our boy

    • @cowlec8761
      @cowlec8761 3 года назад +8

      I love this guy!

    • @MikeMike-er7kn
      @MikeMike-er7kn 3 года назад +7

      Good on ya, Tyler!

    • @Arrslicker
      @Arrslicker 3 года назад +9

      I hope that this is the beginning of a great chapter in the lore.

    • @Mamadordeculosprofesional
      @Mamadordeculosprofesional 3 года назад

      Holy fuck yess. I'd love my boy pv3 to be happy and successful and downing straight everclear or some awfully mediocre brand of rum with mike tyson or Snoop Dogg or Taylor Swift in a fancy sofa with a cute coffee table as a makeshift bar.

  • @funkyspacecow
    @funkyspacecow 3 года назад +49

    When they call you vanilla PVIII just remember that vanilla is one of the most expensive spices in the world. You have value, you vanilla, rat fingered, wine guy!

  • @ShiftyDave84
    @ShiftyDave84 3 года назад +95

    "Unemployed Wine Guy reviews Toilet Wine and various other Prison Liqueurs" is something I think PV3 nation would still get behind. Once you run out of the booze, there's all the prison food people make. And prison weapons... Any way it turns out, there's still content to be made! I personally think the rating system could even be tweaked for prison booze... a rating of "Would you prefer Malort, or this?" scale would be gold.

    • @Shadow-mk4wo
      @Shadow-mk4wo 3 года назад +1

      i know this was a joke but i would actually enjoy watching him make and review prison food (not from prison though lmao),if you see this PV3 maybe consider it as a spin off

    • @Michelle-1
      @Michelle-1 3 года назад +1

      soooo there is a subreddit for this: reddit.com/r/prisonhooch

    • @Shadow-mk4wo
      @Shadow-mk4wo 3 года назад +1

      @@Michelle-1 omg the jug of pee lmao

    • @My_Naginta
      @My_Naginta 3 года назад

      Jail nachos would be a hilarious thing. Essentially ramen in a bag mixed with anything your cell mates have as pitch. Sometimes delicious (as far as county goes), sometimes weird. You get bored during lockdown. You have to try weird ingredients lol

  • @qisaba4359
    @qisaba4359 3 года назад +45

    Prescott you got us and we won't leave you

  • @jacobp339
    @jacobp339 3 года назад +102

    The sadness in his eyes... The man knows pain.

  • @trashcompactorYT
    @trashcompactorYT 3 года назад +37

    The best part of this channel is that you can't be sure whether or not any of it is a bit

  • @FirstNameLastName-di7wk
    @FirstNameLastName-di7wk 3 года назад +39

    "Rat-fingered Vanilla Lover" sounds like an awesome band name

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 3 года назад +60

    "You're all I have." We know, Prescott...we know.

  • @thefuzzman
    @thefuzzman 3 года назад +70

    Reheating Leftovers with PV3 sounds amazing! When is the first episode?

  • @monroefarmer09
    @monroefarmer09 3 года назад +47

    This ep is an absolute banger
    Edit: for all the Hide the Pain Harold energy

  • @justintr4888
    @justintr4888 3 года назад +38

    "Well I guess I'll use my rat fingers to open this" is actually the traditional thing for sommeliers to say when bringing a bottle to your table.
    ...also is anyone else starting to suspect that PV3 might have a little more to do with Dean's absence than he's letting on?

    • @drjoshuamc
      @drjoshuamc 3 года назад

      Ooooh, don’t you make me suspect this man in any foul play. Don’t put that evil on him. Haha, great fan theory.

  • @miked6036
    @miked6036 3 года назад +47

    I'm not sure if this is all an act or if pv3 is in actual trouble, but I do know that all this is better than what's on tv right now.

  • @TXBHenleyFan
    @TXBHenleyFan 3 года назад +19

    You are my fav dude! Who cares if Abby’s oiling down some bronzed god on a tropical beach when you’ve got kinda’ rum to sip on! Give old Chadwick a call! That will make for a great video!

  • @abpenningtonmusic
    @abpenningtonmusic 3 года назад +5

    Man you really struck a balance between the comedy aspect of this series and actual review aspect of this series with this episode really really good I laughed genuinely

  • @claud1961
    @claud1961 3 года назад +29

    "rat-fingered vanilla lover' made me spew coffee all over my keyboard and monitor. I considered demanding reparations but what he could give me I could find for free in a dumpster.

  • @sirsage3311
    @sirsage3311 3 года назад +9

    It's been a few hours and nobody created the name Ratfingered Vanilla Lover. I'm impressed, honestly.

  • @brycejarrells16
    @brycejarrells16 3 года назад +59

    I'd unironically watch a guy reheat food on his dashboard and eat it.

    • @RustyWrencher449
      @RustyWrencher449 3 года назад

      I worked with a guy that would heat his lunch up everyday with the truck's defroster. Even on a 90° day, while at a job, he would have the windows closed with the heat blasting. You'd open the truck and heat would pour out....it was hot enough to melt cheese though lol

  • @TisBoiGoTSkiLLz
    @TisBoiGoTSkiLLz 3 года назад +7

    I hope at some point we get a blooper reel down the line

  • @teekatze8577
    @teekatze8577 3 года назад +1

    I love the bowl of potatoes on the bottom right of the screen that's adorned with one avocado and one lime. Lots of stuff going on there.

  • @CeltCanCook
    @CeltCanCook 3 года назад +4

    "Dean's friends and family's fearing the worst." Oh....oh no...the PV3 mythos has taken a VERY dark turn...and I'm all onboard to watch the inevitable trainwreck....well, me and my decanter of scotch.

  • @timhiers3617
    @timhiers3617 3 года назад +10

    There sure is a lot of fresh produce in absentee Dean's kitchen, who has supposedly "been gone for a while".

    • @Con5tantine
      @Con5tantine 3 года назад

      ....did PV3 kill him? 😧

    • @michaelo5665
      @michaelo5665 3 года назад +7

      A dead man cant cancel their hello fresh subscription.

  • @Loveydovey199
    @Loveydovey199 3 года назад

    This man is amazing. Jesus PV3, you go hard for us

  • @lilitulee
    @lilitulee 3 года назад +14

    'Put my cars engine on blast, in this rental garage, so I can finally spend some time in paradise'

    • @Tumblehill
      @Tumblehill 3 года назад +1

      What’s the time stamp for that?

    • @jnava85
      @jnava85 3 года назад

      Well, sounds like "unliving"

  • @chrisborges80
    @chrisborges80 3 года назад +1

    FYI… Topper has many different flavors of Rhum , at various alcohol contents ( I’ve tried many of them) Topper himself is one hell of a guy and his establishments are favorite spots for locals and tourists… so yes… I’m giving Topper and his Rhum a good review

  • @ianschleh8488
    @ianschleh8488 3 года назад +2

    I’m not sure which wall he just broke - but we are all now part of the lore

  • @joegideon8461
    @joegideon8461 3 года назад +5

    Unemployedwineguy is my favorite daytime drama

  • @BasedPeter
    @BasedPeter 3 года назад +5

    There are more of us here with you PV than there ever will be with her

  • @dudewithaface32
    @dudewithaface32 3 года назад

    This is definitely one of your best videos. Keep this format and comments. Hilarious

  • @chimblemasterofchimney4771
    @chimblemasterofchimney4771 3 года назад +37

    I feel like "rhum" would be pronounced like "room," because of how the "rhu" in "rhubarb" is pronounced.

    • @jamarleatherbury
      @jamarleatherbury 3 года назад +5

      And I feel like you are correct

    • @NoctisIgnem
      @NoctisIgnem 3 года назад

      But it's spelled and spoken as rum, like in rummaging

    • @jamarleatherbury
      @jamarleatherbury 3 года назад

      @@NoctisIgnem yea I think we got that part tho "rhum" can't be spelled "rum" it can be spoken that way

  • @travisvalentine9012
    @travisvalentine9012 3 года назад +4

    Abbey is coming for the channel?! PV3 nation, rise!

  • @Slash2xx
    @Slash2xx 3 года назад

    You know you have a winner when people can not tell if you really need a lawyer in the comments section. Good stuff man.

  • @ringding1000
    @ringding1000 3 года назад +4

    "Rating this Tropical Depression" Oh PV3 you smooth tongued Pretty average Vanilla guy! No one but you could quickly run a cell block.

  • @anthonycurby4606
    @anthonycurby4606 3 года назад +25

    She already left you before this started, she ain't entitled to a penny of these proceeds.

  • @labraderp
    @labraderp 3 года назад

    You can't just gently utter "You're all I have" and then immediately go into taste tests, my heart can't process feelings that fast

  • @ninjabreadman8166
    @ninjabreadman8166 3 года назад +1

    Always feeling enlightened and educated by your videos, Skaven King PV3 🤴

  • @northroadproductionsvt
    @northroadproductionsvt 3 года назад

    This is one of my favorite episodes. We got your back, PV3.

  • @The105ODST
    @The105ODST 3 года назад +6

    Ah I see that he was kicked out of the Dave and Buster's restroom and now camping in a Home Depot kitchen display area.

    • @StAustin101
      @StAustin101 3 года назад +1

      @@johnnycajon4858 is it?

  • @jaimebibelot4398
    @jaimebibelot4398 3 года назад +4

    I use to maybe think he was using a greenscreen sometimes but now I'm sure he's not.
    Sidenote: can anyone make out what written on the sink note?

  • @MyRumDiaries
    @MyRumDiaries Год назад

    Reviewing the Spiced one tonight actually quite excited. Would love to try this one too.

  • @kathyerickson9402
    @kathyerickson9402 3 года назад

    Might I suggest another way to enhance the car/beach experience? A cat box, filled with litter (clean, if possible) beneath your feet can be a lovely substitute for digging your toes into the Caribbean sand. And if you heat it up, on your dashboard first...well, you may as well plant your (drinks) umbrella and lay out the old beach towel. Ahhh...

  • @dangelernter6095
    @dangelernter6095 3 года назад +6

    We need to get this man a lawyer

  • @DanielVance
    @DanielVance 3 года назад +1

    I didn't know Spittoon had a child. Shot Glass is so cute!

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna 3 года назад +4

    Pv3 does dashboard leftovers? I'm in

  • @lucywarmbrodt3353
    @lucywarmbrodt3353 3 года назад

    Protect. This. Man. AT ALL COSTS.

  • @EliseLogan
    @EliseLogan 3 года назад +21

    Someone put out a call to DJ at Legal Eagle!

  • @Brandon-q2y6m
    @Brandon-q2y6m 3 года назад +3

    Thank you for the great review! My mind keeps thinking, can i trust a man who thinks snacking fruits consist of bananas, peaches, avocados and mini potatoes... or maybe Chadwick should have the courtesy to stage these rental properties a little bit better for you :)

  • @DougTheFresh
    @DougTheFresh 3 года назад +4

    #FinallyFree

  • @valiantabello
    @valiantabello 3 года назад +1

    He's moved in!! There's fruit and a knife set! How long until they find him???

  • @marshallfogg537
    @marshallfogg537 3 года назад

    You deserve to blow up. It seems you are getting there, keep it up.

  • @Hanimex.
    @Hanimex. 3 года назад +3

    Wow, 2 weeks since the last video. Been washing dishes at Dave and Buster's?

  • @plepgeat
    @plepgeat 3 года назад

    I'm a lawyer, PV - and I'll be your huckleberry.

  • @compub3ar
    @compub3ar 3 года назад

    As a resident of Quebec, the most accurate translation of 'orgy' to French would be 'beaucoup de plaisir avec les gros au buffet'

  • @HolyKhaaaaan
    @HolyKhaaaaan 3 года назад +15

    Also, if he doesn't post for several months somebody call a lawyer.

  • @mcverhoog
    @mcverhoog 3 года назад

    Toppers is from the Dutch part of sint Maarten not the Frensh, also topper means someone who is at very good at something if you were interested.

  • @tylerpeterson4726
    @tylerpeterson4726 3 года назад

    Vanilla is an exotic tropical orchid that everyone loves, I see nothing wrong with being vanilla.

  • @ChrisTopher-xu2dh
    @ChrisTopher-xu2dh 3 года назад

    I’m going to law school now so I can defend this American hero!

  • @Magz66ify
    @Magz66ify 3 года назад

    omg I've only just discovered this channel recently and I'm soooo glad I did. You crack me up dude! 😂😂😂

  • @garrettpeek3551
    @garrettpeek3551 3 года назад

    I want to see Dashboard Banana Pancakes!!

  • @nathandotson3193
    @nathandotson3193 3 года назад

    I wanted to try this but the liquor stores in my area didn’t have it

  • @idlevalley
    @idlevalley 3 года назад +18

    You have full creative rights. At most, you'd face defamation of character charges against Abby and other relatives (assuming you're using their actual names). Copy right laws and creative licenses are pretty easy, you could easily represent yourself with a bit of research. However, having literally anyone with a law degree represent you would get you favor with a judge.

    • @idlevalley
      @idlevalley 3 года назад +4

      Hell, why not. I'll add more legal advice. These videos would only count as libel in a defamation charge if the claims you made are false. Regardless, you as the defendant have the burden of proof (you would need to prove that everything you said was true). If the other characters are based of real people, you should add a disclaimer at the end of your videos. At least something like "the names have been changed..." sort of line. As for creative rights, I don't even know what to say without hearing their case. From my perspective, they have nothing.

    • @kasag37
      @kasag37 3 года назад +1

      @@idlevalley right on my man..lookin out for PV3 ..you sir (or mam) are one of the good ones

    • @javasoccernut
      @javasoccernut 3 года назад +1

      It ain't defamation if it all true

  • @soopaman2
    @soopaman2 3 года назад

    You should review a southern favorite, you can find it on the floor in any gas station mens room. I am not sure it is alcoholic, but I am willing to guess it used to be. It sounds nasty but I seen you drink Thunderbird, it would be a step up.

  • @LadyAnuB
    @LadyAnuB 3 года назад

    I'll send you a #12 Ground Beef with Spiced Sauce MRE for your Reheating Leftovers series. It's good heated up on a 5-ton truck hood with some mild hot sauce so dashboard heating should be A-ok here. (Use generic hot sauce bought at your local "bents and dents" grocery store.)

  • @damianlloyd4904
    @damianlloyd4904 3 года назад

    Dashboard reheat spinoff. Would be a good name for it would be Dashing heat cafe.

  • @jamessm4401
    @jamessm4401 3 года назад +1

    Btw there are real cookbooks that showed you how and where to place food on an engine block to cook it while you drive.

  • @joeldgraff
    @joeldgraff 3 года назад +3

    PV3 is getting too comfortable in unemployment! A v-neck!? What happened to the Robert Graham button ups?

    • @eario9244
      @eario9244 3 года назад

      You can only clean a shirt under a garden hose for so long.

  • @bucasbagler3082
    @bucasbagler3082 3 года назад

    I'm not gonna lie. Your commentary really puts a damper in my mood. I still come back to you though... is that how you feel?

  • @TheBxo
    @TheBxo 3 года назад +4

    Just let her go, man. Let her go.

  • @julietwotrees5665
    @julietwotrees5665 3 года назад

    Hell yeah I’ll watch that.

  • @Mike-zm8ry
    @Mike-zm8ry 3 года назад

    Best episode yet lol

  • @plsb0ss504
    @plsb0ss504 3 года назад +4

    Yes, I would watch a video of you re-heating someone else's leftovers on your car dashboard. Please do it.

  • @alanna2606
    @alanna2606 3 года назад +2

    Currently watching from the beach. You are welcome to join… for solidarity, of course.

  • @TheCrimsonRabbit
    @TheCrimsonRabbit 3 года назад

    So, what I'm hearing is there could be a Legal Eagle crossover in the future?

  • @BeelerzebubSA
    @BeelerzebubSA 3 года назад +1

    Are we going to get a Legal Eagle crossover?

  • @dumbbellenjoyer
    @dumbbellenjoyer 3 года назад +10

    It feels odd to hear a sommelier say the word "banana" for some reason.

    • @borisvandruff7532
      @borisvandruff7532 3 года назад

      The French word is “banane” (pronounced bah-NAHN). More cultured.

  • @killroy255
    @killroy255 3 года назад +7

    You act like I'm not on a gov watchlist

  • @nicholasbenzinger6388
    @nicholasbenzinger6388 3 года назад +3

    Damn this episode got vulnerable.

  • @jdwilliams518
    @jdwilliams518 3 года назад

    I'm not a lawyer but I was an extra in a beer commercial once.. I'm sure I can wing it...

  • @BillBraskyy
    @BillBraskyy 3 года назад

    Edit: OH! UWG belongs to US! Not her! The two of yous are already split, and she gets the alimony from what you had before the split; anything afterwards is yours!
    Ménage trois!
    (Is orgy in french... Right? Also there three flavors in that booze, so that matches too yes? 😁)

  • @BobaSlayer34
    @BobaSlayer34 3 года назад

    Prescott's face looks like he's been on vacation in the Caribbean

  • @ericflowers2146
    @ericflowers2146 3 года назад

    Kept a corndog warm in the windshield yesterday actually.

  • @baileyvazquez3988
    @baileyvazquez3988 3 года назад

    So as someone going through it - depends on where you are and what was written. That said, I'm waiting to buy my leased car until we're finalized bc before then he's entitled to 1/2 of whatever I have. 😖

  • @treyreppe4348
    @treyreppe4348 3 года назад

    Guest appearance on or of Legal Eagle?

  • @Chris_Adams1
    @Chris_Adams1 3 года назад

    Dumpster Diving with PVIII!!!

  • @M64sounds
    @M64sounds 3 года назад

    Try Misunderstood Ginger Whiskey

  • @OMalleyTheMaggot
    @OMalleyTheMaggot 3 года назад +4

    #finallyfree

  • @grahamdunn2477
    @grahamdunn2477 3 года назад +1

    I was working in west Texas before the "Vid" hit and would routinely warm lunch on the dash. Not my proudest moments.

  • @TorkildKahrs
    @TorkildKahrs 3 года назад

    Did you get a new camera? Video quality seems crisper. Like a young riesling.

  • @TheCastelloCodger
    @TheCastelloCodger 3 года назад

    I read a few Hardy Boys books once.

  • @MrTheBigNoze
    @MrTheBigNoze 3 года назад

    How did you get into Dean's house?

  • @adashofbitter
    @adashofbitter 2 года назад

    *Ralph Voice* GO BANANA!

  • @Mel.H_
    @Mel.H_ 3 года назад

    "I think I better call Sal" HAHAHA

  • @ObsessionoftheMonth
    @ObsessionoftheMonth 3 года назад +1

    I locked at your resume Jon. I don't think you will have a problem.

  • @theotherfanboy
    @theotherfanboy 3 года назад

    Reheating leftovers on your car dashboard is a legitimate strat in Phoenix AZ

  • @stevebrummett8539
    @stevebrummett8539 3 года назад

    Reheating leftovers would be awesome

  • @PNM_79
    @PNM_79 3 года назад +2

    This character is hilarious!

    • @robertl6196
      @robertl6196 3 года назад

      Are you sure it's a character.........?

  • @ippolitius
    @ippolitius 3 года назад

    Reheating on dashboard works best in AZ.