There is something in the biological sciences called biofilm, where different materials such as lipids (oils), plaque, bacteria and other gross things can form a large tissue that would prevent whatever is trapped from being dislodged or removed (which is how advanced plaque in teeth hold onto teeth long after the root has died off). I believe Chris just has a massive amount of biofilm in his hair that prevents it from falling out.
Chris Chan calling Issue 13 "Bonus" with that facial expression, felt like just a smidge of intelligence and self-awareness clawed its way free for just that second.
"This is what I'm supposed to be known for." Oh, Chris, if all you were known for was a bad comic, it'd be a blessing on all of humanity. But instead, we're all blighted with you & your antics.
This definitely feels like Chris-Chan's filler saga. They don't have the same energy as they had in their twenties and thirties. Yet they still think of themselves as the main character in their own anime. Where the world revolves around them despite the entire world making it clear that it doesn't want them here. If Chris had the sense to turn off all of the social media accounts. Not talk to anyone besides their handlers. Focus on making terrible art that almost certainly someone will buy. As well as post a few updates on their crazed beliefs. Then maybe this could be Chris's semi-redemption arc. Where Chris goes from crazed internet crypted to private citizen with their own little job. Don't get me wrong, there will always be trolls, but if Chris did this thing called ignore them. Then they'd eventually go away, but that will never happen, and everything I just said is giving Chris too much of the benefit. Because like me in elementary school, better to be the punching bag than ignore them. That would require maturity and more isolation in favor of one day having a better life. Something that Chris can't even comprehend.
I don't expect much to happen until the next major insane thing Chris does for attention. Because currently it is content that is so boring that it isn't even enjoyable to watch.
@@fatuusdottore Why does anyone need to be directly subscribed to him? There’s a bunch of other channels who monitor him, why give this man some semblance of validation?
@@acm3047 Thats my question, who would in their right mind ever subscribe to him when there is a million people who commentate about him like club doom?
I was just listening through Smokey’s old videos going through Chris’ calls with Alec Benson Leary. It’s wild how wrong Chris was in those calls and still managed to get this much of a win this many years later. The internet really will just let anyone succeed.
As I mentioned on the livestream a few days back, Chris is probably gonna vandalise that award by putting nothing but homemade sonichu stickers on there.
Christine's happiness fills my heart with a deep, inconsolable anger. People who have done such evil things should never feel happiness. But, that's life, I guess. At least there's the inescapable infamy. (Edit: I appreciate the part at 17:42. It's always easy to get stuck in a certain headspace, so it's important to take breaks regularly. Thanks, DOOM, I really mean it.)
There have been much worse people who lived happy, stable lives. It just is the way of the world and it is better not to be angry about it. Though if it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure Chris isn't actually happy.
@@fatuusdottore Honestly, I think I’ve overreacted. Yeah, it’s terrible that Christine is doing well compared to a lot of people, but in all honesty, I have a lot more important things in my life to concern myself with. I appreicate your honest response, because it’s almost certrain that CWC will ever know true happiness. Chris Chan will never know true achievement; the pride of providing for others, the satisfcation of living on your own, the humble honor of not being accused of a serious crime. I was angry when I made my first comment, but like Club DOOM said: it’s important to take priority of what’s important in your life and disregard the truly unimportant things like the goings-on of a dispicable lowlife. That’s why I appreciate Club DOOM, because behind all the funny jokes and nonsense: we’re all respected as average joes and janes who have real problems that should be respected and want to see goofy internet shenanigans
@fatuusdottore Yeah, you have true and honest monsters like Henry Kissinger who committed atrocious war crimes and not only never saw a day in jail, but slept like a baby. If you want to be mad at karma not existing be mad at those kind of people instead of lolcows
lol Doom It wasn't Chris getting smarter it was his handlers making sure he didn't dox himself. Also does anyone else find it a little creepy that he goes out of his way too point out Rosechu is older then Sonichu it really just makes me feel uncomfortable knowing what he did.
I think his handlers have a plan in place to bounce him from handler to handler around Virginia and that’s why we see him in different cities/towns in case Chris ever doxxes himself, and so we can’t keep track of his whereabouts
Obviously Chris can drive himself around with his girlfriend, or even take city transit if need be, but I’m sure these handlers are prepped to deal with everything considered Chris is predictable
@@nuttybutty9028Chris wasn't always predictable though. The handle that they have on them now is almost certainly thanks to the decade and a half of trial and error. Part of the reason Christory is so all over the place is because Chris would get in situations where there would only be a handful of options and Chris would commonly (but not always) pick the worst options possible. I say not always because there have been occasions where Chris seemed to actually make competent decisions, but they're so few and far between that they feel like a fluke more than anything. These handlers basically have to do near-Batman levels of preparation that wouldn't be possible without decades of foresight, made easier almost exclusively by Chris getting themselves banned from a bunch of places and events, further limiting the possibilities. Chris at this point is only predictable due to the sheer lack of options they have, rather than just making the same choices over and over
Man Chris is looking just a little more Manish than usual, his complexion is horrible, he has some serious 5 o'clock shadow going on. But for the first time in ages it looks like he has managed to take care of his hair a little
@@clubdoompsx Christ, I feel bad for you, I feel bad for a lot of people, of all the RUclipsrs who should be recognized, and this “Literal MF” ( as someone else in the comments fantastically put it) gets a award. My god, they let any degen get awards not a days don’t they?
The saddest thing is that all could have been well had he not dabbled in the barbussy. He literally won(for now, just waiting for him to find a way fluff it all up) after getting revealed as a monster. Emmanuelle really has a wicked sense of humor I guess…
Depends on whether or not he has some kind of incident again, actually, scratch that. If he actually figures out how much someone would be willing to pay for that, I think he’d sell it in a heartbeat. That or someone pulls a troll heist pretending to be magichan or something and have him mail it to somewhere to “ensure the dimensional merge”
This is certainly a thing that happened to Chris Chan. It was a neat thing, but really mundane. As Chris said, “It’s a button. No two buttons about it.”
Say, why not some troll coax Chris into giving them his play button for the purpose of destroying it then send back to Chris to teach him a lesson that he can't have whatever he wants?
his handlers/weens monitor his every move now and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid or foolish which is why he is so boring now and nearly untrollable imagine dedicating your life to being a janitor for a mom graper and ruining decades of fun so sad
@@Pkerswag the sad thing is that i can imagine, that's exactly how the Federal government operates. They protect PDF files and give them special treatment in prisons. A lot of people are willing to protect horrible people in order to have a false sense of righteousness and to look impartial.
When Chris finally pops his clogs I 100% guaranty his comics and handmade stuff will go on auction for millions. I don't agree with that though. They belong in a museum because like it or not it is BIG internet history. That shit should be on display for generations to come XD.
Is it just me or is the Sonichu Medallion look like a tailisman now. Like something tells me those theories about the medallion might be true given his recent behavior.
I think that i heard that the medallions themselves are cursed, like some youtuber got sent one in the mail and wore it and then suffered a massive downfall. I'm staring to wonder if Chris is now somehow actually being able to actually curse people now, and leech the fame off of people (if that makes any sense). that is a scary thing to think about, Chris actually obtaining super powers of some sort.
This makes no sense given the fact that Chris is literally violating RUclips ToS since his accounts have been banned multiple times but RUclips is just useless as usual
14:25 "middle of the road is technically good cuz you take..." I feel like this says alot about Chris. I don't know. I feel like this is an excuse of Chris Chan.
Oh yeah, he has some hilarious rages 😂 he go by emo Howling Wolf The background track called Usurper 2. It one of my original songs. U can find it and Usurper 1 on my channel, Bandcamp, and Spotify page. Glad u like it 🙏
Chris stopped being funny and interesting as soon as the trans stuff happened, then bob died and Chris really gave up and did nothing. The period when they made the comics was interesting I found a video from some RUclipsrs I like reading it and I just could not believe it.
Anyone else notice Chris seems to struggle with pronouncing the letter "X?" Like "box" is pronounced as "bots," "dox" is pronounced as "dots," etc... I know that's a minor thing, but...
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Chris Chan getting a Play Button is pure chaos
They’ll give Chris Chan a play button but not Smokey wtf
Almost half a century, and Chris Chan has yet to learn how to enunciate.
And so on, and so forth.
He’s too stupid to learn
I can't believe it's been so long since the 80s. He's older than the Terminator franchise
I love how YT screws over honest channels while they give a literal MFer A PLAY BUTTON.
This is why I root for the meteor.
Either everyone who works at youtube is completely oblivious to Christory or there is white knight working for youtube
THE METEOR.
The space colony, bud. Centered on San Francisco. No one will miss it.
Tbf they rarely screw over "honest" channels.
Why did you censor yourself from saying Motherfucker? You don't need to censor yourself because this is a comment.
Chris' hype voice sounds like he herniated a disc.
Bro, Chris is twice my age, greasy af, and still has a better hairline than me. What a cruel world. At least I didn't rpe my mom.
Imagine how much hair would slop right off his greasy head if he ever actually washed it lmao
And your mom was not Barb, so double win.
It's because he is taking estrogen and has low T. Low T means low DHT means less thinning of hair
There is something in the biological sciences called biofilm, where different materials such as lipids (oils), plaque, bacteria and other gross things can form a large tissue that would prevent whatever is trapped from being dislodged or removed (which is how advanced plaque in teeth hold onto teeth long after the root has died off). I believe Chris just has a massive amount of biofilm in his hair that prevents it from falling out.
Estrogen helps prevent balding is why.
A certain 100,000 people need to be committed.
Agreed
Where did you get that number?
Genuinely depressing that CWC keeps getting rewarded over and over for not only being annoying as hell, but also committing a disgusting crime.
Exactly. I hate this timeline.
Henry Kissinger never saw jail time
@@redjirachi1 henry won and you lost
Chris Chan calling Issue 13 "Bonus" with that facial expression, felt like just a smidge of intelligence and self-awareness clawed its way free for just that second.
"This is what I'm supposed to be known for." Oh, Chris, if all you were known for was a bad comic, it'd be a blessing on all of humanity. But instead, we're all blighted with you & your antics.
Chris Chan is to the Internet what DaftWorld is to the Daft Punk fandom.
“…if the Health Department, sees those videos that you put on the damn internet, they could comdemn our house? You uploaded it, you can offload it.”
IM WORKIN ON IT😆😆😆
This definitely feels like Chris-Chan's filler saga. They don't have the same energy as they had in their twenties and thirties. Yet they still think of themselves as the main character in their own anime. Where the world revolves around them despite the entire world making it clear that it doesn't want them here. If Chris had the sense to turn off all of the social media accounts. Not talk to anyone besides their handlers. Focus on making terrible art that almost certainly someone will buy. As well as post a few updates on their crazed beliefs. Then maybe this could be Chris's semi-redemption arc. Where Chris goes from crazed internet crypted to private citizen with their own little job. Don't get me wrong, there will always be trolls, but if Chris did this thing called ignore them. Then they'd eventually go away, but that will never happen, and everything I just said is giving Chris too much of the benefit. Because like me in elementary school, better to be the punching bag than ignore them. That would require maturity and more isolation in favor of one day having a better life. Something that Chris can't even comprehend.
I don't expect much to happen until the next major insane thing Chris does for attention. Because currently it is content that is so boring that it isn't even enjoyable to watch.
Too long didnt read
stopped reading at "they/them"
Its been a huge filler arc since bob’s death
Because Chris always loved the attention. They love how much attention they get from strangers on the internet.
*Talented RUclipsrs:*
(Get no recognition and harass by copyrights)
Chris chan:
(Get recognized and given a trophy for his "content")
He got recognised for his sub count. If people ignored him, he wouldn't have one.
@@fatuusdottore
Why does anyone need to be directly subscribed to him? There’s a bunch of other channels who monitor him, why give this man some semblance of validation?
Real G's move in silence like Lasagna is one of the hardest bars of all time
Those 100,000 subscribers must be feeling immeasurable shame... At least they better be.
Why did they sub tho that my question
@@acm3047
Thats my question, who would in their right mind ever subscribe to him when there is a million people who commentate about him like club doom?
@@acm3047 trolls?
@@CrookedSight0
I don't think so more like weens and maybe some white knights
@@acm3047 spot on
I can't believe I'm actually interested in current Chris Chan stuff. The arrest footage is the most insane though.
I was just listening through Smokey’s old videos going through Chris’ calls with Alec Benson Leary.
It’s wild how wrong Chris was in those calls and still managed to get this much of a win this many years later.
The internet really will just let anyone succeed.
I wouldnt consider anything about chris life a "win". Except maybe that sonic sweepstakes he won when he was a child.
As I mentioned on the livestream a few days back, Chris is probably gonna vandalise that award by putting nothing but homemade sonichu stickers on there.
he’s definitely going to defile it in some way, probably try to paint it blue and yellow.
Chris-Chan got a play button before I did.
Bro what am I even doin here
What are any of us doing here? I might as well quit my job, act regarded, and apply for SSI. Speed run life on Game Journo difficulty.
This dude just persists off of government money, losers and sheer luck. Don't even ask questions man.
Posting L's.
Christine's happiness fills my heart with a deep, inconsolable anger. People who have done such evil things should never feel happiness. But, that's life, I guess. At least there's the inescapable infamy. (Edit: I appreciate the part at 17:42. It's always easy to get stuck in a certain headspace, so it's important to take breaks regularly. Thanks, DOOM, I really mean it.)
There have been much worse people who lived happy, stable lives. It just is the way of the world and it is better not to be angry about it. Though if it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure Chris isn't actually happy.
@@fatuusdottore Honestly, I think I’ve overreacted. Yeah, it’s terrible that Christine is doing well compared to a lot of people, but in all honesty, I have a lot more important things in my life to concern myself with. I appreicate your honest response, because it’s almost certrain that CWC will ever know true happiness. Chris Chan will never know true achievement; the pride of providing for others, the satisfcation of living on your own, the humble honor of not being accused of a serious crime. I was angry when I made my first comment, but like Club DOOM said: it’s important to take priority of what’s important in your life and disregard the truly unimportant things like the goings-on of a dispicable lowlife. That’s why I appreciate Club DOOM, because behind all the funny jokes and nonsense: we’re all respected as average joes and janes who have real problems that should be respected and want to see goofy internet shenanigans
Kind of makes me want to throw up in my mouth and it also makes my skin crawl.
Agreed 100%
@fatuusdottore Yeah, you have true and honest monsters like Henry Kissinger who committed atrocious war crimes and not only never saw a day in jail, but slept like a baby. If you want to be mad at karma not existing be mad at those kind of people instead of lolcows
Well, this is a boost to their ego I didn't want
He can't keep getting away with it!!
A boost to where, the heliopause?!
lol Doom It wasn't Chris getting smarter it was his handlers making sure he didn't dox himself. Also does anyone else find it a little creepy that he goes out of his way too point out Rosechu is older then Sonichu it really just makes me feel uncomfortable knowing what he did.
I think his handlers have a plan in place to bounce him from handler to handler around Virginia and that’s why we see him in different cities/towns in case Chris ever doxxes himself, and so we can’t keep track of his whereabouts
Obviously Chris can drive himself around with his girlfriend, or even take city transit if need be, but I’m sure these handlers are prepped to deal with everything considered Chris is predictable
@@nuttybutty9028Chris wasn't always predictable though. The handle that they have on them now is almost certainly thanks to the decade and a half of trial and error. Part of the reason Christory is so all over the place is because Chris would get in situations where there would only be a handful of options and Chris would commonly (but not always) pick the worst options possible. I say not always because there have been occasions where Chris seemed to actually make competent decisions, but they're so few and far between that they feel like a fluke more than anything. These handlers basically have to do near-Batman levels of preparation that wouldn't be possible without decades of foresight, made easier almost exclusively by Chris getting themselves banned from a bunch of places and events, further limiting the possibilities. Chris at this point is only predictable due to the sheer lack of options they have, rather than just making the same choices over and over
"I guess in retrospect, I probably, should refund half my fee." -Chris (never)
RUclips giving Chrischan a play button but not SmokeyMcc is simultaneously annoying and hilarious
Man Chris is looking just a little more Manish than usual, his complexion is horrible, he has some serious 5 o'clock shadow going on.
But for the first time in ages it looks like he has managed to take care of his hair a little
Everytime Chris calls themselves Christ, I have the growing urge to reinstate some crusader justice in him
Deus Vult, my brother.
Bob was a heathen; he was a fan of the UN. Extremely sus.
Himself
i appriciate the fact my man uses a YGOTAS skit for this
Club doom needs a play buttom more than chris, why doesn't club doom have a play button?
Also we got chris chan play button unboxing b4 GTA6
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if the events of Revelations happened before we got GTA 6 😢
@@clubdoompsx
Christ, I feel bad for you, I feel bad for a lot of people, of all the RUclipsrs who should be recognized, and this “Literal MF” ( as someone else in the comments fantastically put it) gets a award. My god, they let any degen get awards not a days don’t they?
The saddest thing is that all could have been well had he not dabbled in the barbussy.
He literally won(for now, just waiting for him to find a way fluff it all up) after getting revealed as a monster.
Emmanuelle really has a wicked sense of humor I guess…
I'm gonna need like a half ounce of whatever Chris has been smoking
Chris getting a play button is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
Christory is like elden ring status effects, expose yourself to too much and you suffer
Santa really lost it after Mrs Claus left...
13:11 "butdeyberbot be named"
He saw my vid and knows for a fact the merge aint happenin
How much are you betting on Chris pawning it off to pay bills?
Depends on whether or not he has some kind of incident again, actually, scratch that. If he actually figures out how much someone would be willing to pay for that, I think he’d sell it in a heartbeat. That or someone pulls a troll heist pretending to be magichan or something and have him mail it to somewhere to “ensure the dimensional merge”
"MY MOM"
This is certainly a thing that happened to Chris Chan.
It was a neat thing, but really mundane.
As Chris said, “It’s a button. No two buttons about it.”
Say, why not some troll coax Chris into giving them his play button for the purpose of destroying it then send back to Chris to teach him a lesson that he can't have whatever he wants?
his handlers/weens monitor his every move now and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid or foolish which is why he is so boring now and nearly untrollable
imagine dedicating your life to being a janitor for a mom graper and ruining decades of fun so sad
@@Pkerswag
the sad thing is that i can imagine, that's exactly how the Federal government operates. They protect PDF files and give them special treatment in prisons. A lot of people are willing to protect horrible people in order to have a false sense of righteousness and to look impartial.
Goddamn.
"Parting the red seas" with that haircut there.
I swear he's looking more and more like Barb every day
That's terrifying if you think about it
I saw this on Twitter and just knew I was watching christory in the making
When Chris finally pops his clogs I 100% guaranty his comics and handmade stuff will go on auction for millions. I don't agree with that though. They belong in a museum because like it or not it is BIG internet history. That shit should be on display for generations to come XD.
My boi Smokey cant get a Play Button but Chris Chan can?
Do you think “Don’t dox yourself” actually got to him or did Praetor not let him?
No, I doubt Chris actually learnt anything. It's Praetor puppeting him.
Chris's play button is gonna somehow become the next Elsagate for youtube idk how but nothing involving chris ever goes over well
Its not that he learned to stop doxxing. It’s that Caden (his new troll handler) is telling him what to do in his new videos.
Lose -Lose situation, honestly. Chris probably would be done it unprovoked, and forget he wasn't supposed to show his address.
the end times are near i can sense it. god help us all
It's been quite the year when Nikocado Avocado loses a massive amount of weight, and CWC gets a play button.
Chris gets his play button before Kingcobrajfs, that's wild.😂
The only toxic thing here is that Sonichu medallion, dood. It is going to start another plague.
3:12 Even the sonichu medalion is melting from cringe.
0:32 classic chris is trying to break free of the modern chris curse
Is it just me or is the Sonichu Medallion look like a tailisman now. Like something tells me those theories about the medallion might be true given his recent behavior.
I think that i heard that the medallions themselves are cursed, like some youtuber got sent one in the mail and wore it and then suffered a massive downfall. I'm staring to wonder if Chris is now somehow actually being able to actually curse people now, and leech the fame off of people (if that makes any sense). that is a scary thing to think about, Chris actually obtaining super powers of some sort.
Lmfao you got me at 16:36 I was half listening my guy
This makes no sense given the fact that Chris is literally violating RUclips ToS since his accounts have been banned multiple times but RUclips is just useless as usual
Exactly!!
14:25 "middle of the road is technically good cuz you take..."
I feel like this says alot about Chris. I don't know. I feel like this is an excuse of Chris Chan.
i paid attention the whole video while playing vidya but stayed for the rap lyrics anyway
Yknow what, he looks less bad without the green hair. Now only if he'd cut it.
We have failed as a society
Chris will deadass be making that NordVPN money now.
Seeing a Fanta Grape lover succeed feels so dirty to see
I listen to this kind of stuff at work, and I felt personally called out before the bars even started, lol.
Your gameplay of Bomberman lessens the blow that Chrissy boy keeps getting away with murder.
10:19 this background song is really good any idu know the name of it? Also the breaded guy was yelling so hard beisn pooped out of his forehead.
Oh yeah, he has some hilarious rages 😂 he go by emo Howling Wolf
The background track called Usurper 2. It one of my original songs. U can find it and Usurper 1 on my channel, Bandcamp, and Spotify page. Glad u like it 🙏
I wonder how long it’ll be before Chris sells it?
I give it a year 😂
@@clubdoompsx
I'm imagining someone cons him into selling it to some anon strangers, but then the buyer bounces their check.
This just shows to me how fucking useless getting a Play Button is.
Loving the 6 Foot 7 Foot bars
7:16
I didn’t know barb said not to publish
Christory is endless pit
For if you gaze long enough into the abyss...
Gary really got caught lacking
how long till that play button gets all gross like his medallion?
Did bro really just thank all the "little people"?
Looked up your music unironically😂 didn't know you were so close gotta jam some time
Chris chan play button should be confiscated
Did not have this on my 2024 bingo card
Damn he has to comb over the front of his head to cover that big bld spot
Chris is just as half assed at transitioning along with everything else he's done.
"My mind so sharp I f cut myself" does go p hard
i wish chris would just go away
Chris stopped being funny and interesting as soon as the trans stuff happened, then bob died and Chris really gave up and did nothing. The period when they made the comics was interesting I found a video from some RUclipsrs I like reading it and I just could not believe it.
I wish Chris stayed in the slammer.
2:15 LMAOOOO "MYY MAAWWMM"
Honestly this is one of the things I wasn't expecting to happen
The most interesting thing about this was the guy screaming about the shower curtain. Is he making a TCG? I'd support that.
RUclips will reward literal criminals then artists
Their births wouldn't make sense since Pokemon started in 1996, Sonic on 1991
what an odd life chris had.
you think if young chris saw what happened would anything change?
Putting a shower curtain up like that is diabolical.
I didn’t know Chris was even pumping out enough RUclips content to get the play button.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, everything post jail is an after credits sequence...
who is that at 10:14 ? XD I just got to know
I have cut many a mid activity short to listen to MM... FOOD, so I understand.
Chris should have been streaming as soon as it was a thing but they were too lazy
This is some Timothy Dexter level of plot armor
If a majority of those subs are trolls, my guess would be the joke is on them?
i heard i cut my head off before i knew what was going on
Godhood: 💯
Mental health: 0
I'm saner than Chris and I still live at home.
16:35 I noticed before bar 1, haha, but I do enjoy your takes on lolcows
16:44 unfortunately you had my attention because I was eating to this 😂
The fact that Chris has one and SmokeyMCC didn't get one is unreal
Anyone else notice Chris seems to struggle with pronouncing the letter "X?"
Like "box" is pronounced as "bots," "dox" is pronounced as "dots," etc...
I know that's a minor thing, but...
Yeah, Chris has always had a weird speech impediment.
Chris chan it's soo boring today.
He is in decay.
Chris chan heatdeath lol 😅
i wonder if he knows hes has cards in the LoLCow TCG
Sweet necta