Be glad of that, even if you are indirectly in the sight with Chris, the “Christorian”fanatics do their best to find anyone Chris is sighted with. Even if you didn’t engage with him, these people likely would have asked you questions like, “what did he smell like?”, “Do you know who you were with?” They respect no privacy, and yes this has happened.
It's actually horrifying how similar Chris looks to Barb now, not in the sense of literally being related, in the sense that it's like looking at an animated corpse
One day he’ll end up like her. For dementia is hereditary after all. I know it’s a 50% I don’t care. His fate’s been sealed, he’ll become a prisoner in his own body.
Yeah, like I was thinking “come on guys he’s just stupid. We can laugh at him and shit but don’t hassle him he’s just a funny moron” Yeah nope not anymore.
Yeah in 2007 his only crimes were soliciting and hecked up drawing of a former friend. Since then, he nearly ran someone over and then tried to defame him in court, mace an innocent gamestop employee because of a delusion in his head and then hot milked his own mother. The difference in character is stark
There’s one metaphysical place that Chris definitely isn’t banned from: Hell. I know the obvious joke is to say that even Hell doesn’t want Chris, but Hell is a place of eternal punishment. Having Chris there would be exactly the point. Both he and the other condemned souls would be punished there.
There was a time when I hoped that Chris would be the most committed troll in existence. Those times have loooong passed, but it's interesting to see how far this who series has come.
how did we go from Chris having their name changed because of a malfunctioning bear animatronic to Chris believing he's the reincarnation of Jesus christ
Autism-fueled NPD's a hellava drug. Chris' worst feats _always_ came from the source; from Chris. He would've become like this regardless if he was discovered.
Simple, no matter how ridiculous his antics became, he was never told "no, you can't do that" by an authority figure he respected. The only two he ever had were barb and bob. And, going off of the fact that they changed chris' name on the recommendation of an animatronic bear, I'm going to guess they didn't tell him no very often. Maybe not even until the subject of soul bonding was brought up but, by then he didn't know how to take no for an answer.
Well everyone has a reason to block him either because of the weens, he being a creep, or he's an awful person. If I blocked him is because I don't want to deal with him and he'll talk my ear off about merge this sonichu that believe me this is why I don't have twitter
Starting to believe praetor/flutter are encouraging him to take mood stabilizers to keep him from having freakouts and to guide Chris into whatever direction they want to make a content farm because he sounds like he’s going in and out of being awake/aware and speaking more nonsensical than usual while being completely deadpan, yeah he’s reading a script but he literally can’t keep his eyes open between sentences. My guess is we will see some strange ass Chris content leaking onto the farms whether the praetors want it to or not
I have the same feeling. One thing that gets you thinking is that no sane medic or practitioner is gonna prescript those kind of meds just because you asked nicely, specially to someone like chris who suffers of god knows how many layers of mental issues, is taking hormone treatment and is possibly still consuming alcohol and definitely having the worst diet possible. Maybe Chris already foresaw this but before 2024 ends, Chris is gonna be visiting an ER after months of automedication.
@@D0NU75probably easy to get mood stabilizers, antipsychotics and maybe even benzodiazepine sedatives prescribed for Chris if he has “caretakers” in charge of his meds. They probably took him to the doctor and just let him talk.
Mood stabilizers seem more appropriate, maybe something that treats bipolar, whether he has it or not idk although he is also taking antidepressants (evident by his nosebleed in previous videos) because he’s very slow compared to when he’s unmedicated where he’s super hyper/aggitated literally all the time but he is also reading a script written by praetor so he’s probably super concentrated since he’s such a regard he can’t process words (“I’m slipping out of consciousness”) he also seems to get super distracted whenever a car passes so i kinda feel like praetor might be making him take a bunch of pills to keep him docile
My favourite thing is the fact Chris thinks he is Jesus and that hes just casually going to comicon... I forgot the part of Revelations where Jesus went to go cosplay and pick up some manga before kicking of the end days 😂
Say what you will about them trolls, but I feel like this is a perfect fate for Chris. Anywhere they go, they'll be found and humiliated by people who want to make sure everyone knows how much of a terrible person they are. Like EDP, Chris can not go anywhere without being forced to acknowledge their past. They don't have the mental fortitude to look the internet in the eyes and acknowledge their mistakes in a calm way. Show off that they're legitimately trying to get help. As well as promise to stay far away from their mother. So instead, they'll continue being their old self. Walking around doing whatever they want and whenever someone tries to confront them, they throw a temper tantrum. Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't think even a good portion of people who have been following Chris for a substantial amount of time are going to be acting in some retributional manner. My gut tells me that anyone acting that way are just the people who found out about him when he went to jail. Clearly what Chris did was genuinely one of the worst things a human can do, but Chris is a curse upon himself, which may even be punishment enough. His entire life has been awful, and it will continue to be awful. Also as a quick little aside: referring to Chris with male pronouns is fine. He transitioned so that he could extend his dating pool to lesbians, and he never truly experienced gender dysphoria. I think he was also in part coerced into transitioning
This segment of the documentary is going to be amazing. We know so very little, but so much is going on behind the scenes. And if Chris's last video is any indication, whoever is monitoring Chris is drugging him up to high heaven. Gonna be fun when it's revealed what they've been giving him.
I've said this before and I'll say it again; the dude is giving me major Marshall Applewhite vibes and it is unsettling af. CONTEXT: Marshall Applewhite was the leader of the Heaven's Gate cult.
There are still Heaven’s Gate members running the site (guys who ‘stayed behind’ I guess), I’ve seen folks talk to them, they seem somehow way more rational-
Chris Chan: *Does horrific things inside and outside of conventions and curls up to a ball when confronted* Cons: *Bans Chris Chan after the "soulbonding" insident and other chaotic events"* Chris Chan: *surprised Sonichu face*
5 years after the show ended, and even in his drugged out state while expounding pseudo-biblical gibberish, Chris is still obsessed with Friendship is Magic. I supposed he is trying to recapture the feelings of validation and acceptance he got while at the Brony Conventions. After all, he really went down the rabbit hole with the dimensional merge in the wake of Babs Con being cancelled.
@@MariaIsabellaZNN They do. BABScon is still happening this year. I think most other conventions like Bronycon, PoniExpo, etc. Just haven’t come back and probably never will. I’m not 100% but I think Chris is banned from BABS so that leaves him with 0 MLP cons to go to.
@hanniballecter4283 i guess it makes sense since furries are typically the more socially accepted Fandom(antifurs are a bunch of 5 year olds hating things they dont understand) compared to bronies
I miss old Chris Chan that made comics of sonichu, and his journey of finding himself a girlfriend, sad seeing just how badly the idea guys destroyed Chris chan.
I wonder if he's on some strong meds, because he's dropping lots of "L's" and most of his "th's" in his speech..lots of "dis, dat, de udder, togedder," and words like "accomplish" and "exemplified" become "accompish" and "exempified"
I honestly feel like I'm losing brain cells when I watch Chris. That's why I had to switch to new Lolcows like Dobson, Moviebob, Cyraxx, Tony Chase and Cobra.
4:20 Russia has never seen itself as the second babylon (that was ancient iraq), they've always seen themselves as the second byzantium (eastern roman empire) The coronation oath the tsar swore upon being anointed and crowned outright says words too the effect of: "to continue the ancient rule of byzantium and defend the eastern faith".
the czar, kaiser, are inspired from the latin word of imperator right? that cemented the inspiration from the roman empire. just asking cuz i wasn't sure
My favorite part of the weird staring video is that Chris thought to grab some deep, thoughtful space background, but didn't zoom in enough so you can see that it's obviously a card from that MLP Shipping game.
Great video, as usual! Chris Chan is def on something. Listen to Chris' speech for how hard the "th" or "n" sounds are pronounced as "d" sounds. So, the word "those" becomes "dose". Chris does talk like that, but it's like Chris has a cold or something
i don't know if someone pumped him full of horse tranquilizers or if it's just the mental damage from driving himself insane but the look in his eyes is such a strong reflection of barb's
That five o clock shadow got him looking more manly today as a woman than when he ever has as a man in his life. Hair matted on top like a dirty Joe dirt style mullet.
either Praetor discovered how to convert Chris' nonsense into a renovable energy source or they have something really, really dark in store for Chris because i can't see any other justification for having him as a collective pet secured in a house. also it seems his sanctity is getting a cold.
If the donations Chris gets from livestreams and the sales of the medallions is any indication Praetor have a money maker in their hands. I doubt they have any sinister plans for Chris. Not yet at least.
@@Phoebe5448 ah, i see. Im pretty good at racing games for some of them (ive gotten a 3”15”93 as my best on beginner for virtua racing) but i mainly play fighting games (im also in the fgc and compete in tekken) and rhythm games (both arcade wise) but i dont mind having a good galaga session or giga wing run :)
@Owen2131_ wow, nice! I always liked fighting games too. More of an Elder Scrolls RPG fan myself. Used to play WoW for a bit too! And my friend used to have DDR.
I woke up with a hangover that last video Chris uploaded. I thought i was losing it. He's preaching his "Godlyness" so much yet of course unlike the others. He shows zero mercy to people who don't "like" him
props for the alpha footage (i think) 3 was my favourite 2D fighter back in the day. Great Nash play! Ken is mad OP as CPU in the earlier Alpha titles. Have a good one DOOM.
That voice actor knew exactly what he was talking to. Only Chris Chan was oblivious to this fact. I am shocked there are anime nerds staffing a anime con, that don't know who Chris is.
I think chris is finally beginning to realize that his destiny is to die alone and unloved with no one to mourn his grave and a legacy as the biggest laughing stock in the history of the modern internet, and it's really eating him up inside. This "dimensional merge" shit is just him having a manchild midlife crisis.
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"My name is not meant to be slandered" say the Granny Grapist, the GameStop Sprayer, The Snider Slammer.
Chris is true and honest. You. You are the toxic ones. The delusions run deep in this prick.
that medallion looks like it does the fallout radiation tick noise when you get near it
Probably has one of those radioactive “healing” stickers on the back of the medallion.
Think you're confusing that with a Geiger Counter, which would start clicking if it went *near* the medallion.
I think it looks more like it's growing a cure for a disease or it's diseased ridden. It's making me gag just looking at it.
Dammit, now I wanna play New Vegas again.
Gonna need some Rad Away
How Chris Chan is still going to Cons and stuff like that in spite of what he did is beyond me.
Shows the neglect and failure of Cons in trying to keep their con-goers safe from those types of individuals. 💀
agreed !!
@@XxAzraelespecially chris-chan 💀💀💀
hes fucking infamous at this point bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@YagiTheEdriel I'm not his mom so I'll be alright. 👍🤠
its almost as though it speaks to a gross lack of accountability on the part of all these pedo cons
The craziest thing is realizing I was at the same convention as Chris and didn't even know he was there with Cabbage. Good god.
Lucky you. Dodging the stank.
Yikes, that and discovering he was there thanks to a few classmates on discord
Be glad of that, even if you are indirectly in the sight with Chris, the “Christorian”fanatics do their best to find anyone Chris is sighted with. Even if you didn’t engage with him, these people likely would have asked you questions like, “what did he smell like?”, “Do you know who you were with?”
They respect no privacy, and yes this has happened.
@TheLafyFladi It feel like just missing seeing big foot or a ufo? :P
Same here. I knew something felt off
At this point, he’s just senile like Barb……
i can't watch him. it's just nonsense blithering about who gives af shit.
Yo, I thought the same thing. He has the same mile-long stare and slow/slurred speech that his mom's got. He's losin' what few braincells he had!
I am legit wondering if he'll also get dementia
@@Vincent_Rabbit if it runs in the family, than there’s a 50% chance he’s also got dementia
@@StinkySeaGoat it hasn't been confirmed that Bard has dementia. The woman is a manipulative person. That's what makes her such a messed up person.
It's actually horrifying how similar Chris looks to Barb now, not in the sense of literally being related, in the sense that it's like looking at an animated corpse
One day he’ll end up like her. For dementia is hereditary after all. I know it’s a 50% I don’t care. His fate’s been sealed, he’ll become a prisoner in his own body.
I thought the same thing. It's so creepy. I had instant flashbacks of Chris having his mom beg for money.
Even a dead body has more charisma and personailty than barb and chris
I wonder if Branchland has / had radon gas problems
Chris staring dead faced into the camera is very Heaven's Gate-like.
I "felt" the same thing...
I bet he has a new my little pony oc called "applewhite".
Yeah it's creeping me out 😖
CWC-Gate
That background of space and purple stuff doesn't help.
Wild that Chris has convinced himself that we all hate him because of how he was in 2007. He had so many more people who had sympathy for him then.
Yeah, like I was thinking “come on guys he’s just stupid. We can laugh at him and shit but don’t hassle him he’s just a funny moron”
Yeah nope not anymore.
I mean he was at least an amusing doofus. He never succeeded in doing horrible shit and so it was funny, because he seemed like a harmless fuckup.
Yeah in 2007 his only crimes were soliciting and hecked up drawing of a former friend. Since then, he nearly ran someone over and then tried to defame him in court, mace an innocent gamestop employee because of a delusion in his head and then hot milked his own mother. The difference in character is stark
Chris-Chan isn’t even “funny” anymore. He just sits there and rambles endlessly about mundane bullshit. Half of it isn’t even comprehensible.
During his BS talk it got to a point where it's just white noise.
@@vergil_vtThat’s exactly what it is. It’s like your brain enters a defense mechanism and everything out of Chris becomes white noise.
His speech is so nonsensical that my brain automatically turns off after a few seconds of listening to him.
Chis has opened his third eye and its a giant fucking zit.
🤣
OK, you know what, that actually got a chuckle out of me. Rare occurrence when scrolling the comments
The state of the medallion fits Chris: Worn Out, rotten, broken ,old and cannot be fixed
If there is anything metaphysical, I guarantee Chris is banned from it too lol
NAWWW
Even when Aliens invade, they not even gonna know what he did but they will ban him anyway.
There’s one metaphysical place that Chris definitely isn’t banned from: Hell. I know the obvious joke is to say that even Hell doesn’t want Chris, but Hell is a place of eternal punishment. Having Chris there would be exactly the point. Both he and the other condemned souls would be punished there.
"Banned from the Metaphysical" would make a sick band name.
@@TrashmeisterGarbageare you about to start a band
Holy crap. Chris was already messed up, but the Idea Guys just made him irreparably worse. He’s barely even Chris anymore
That medallion looks like it crawled out from the dump
More like his ass
Chris has the same empty stare that Barb has in whatever videos she appears in. These people are gone or are on their way out.
@ianareyn Barb has been mentally dead for the past 30 years lol
There was a time when I hoped that Chris would be the most committed troll in existence.
Those times have loooong passed, but it's interesting to see how far this who series has come.
I actually did warn Dr. Wolf not to get involved with Chris Chan for his sakes.
He still hides the Sonichu medallion in his keester when he goes to sleep. That's how he kept it safe for 2 years in jail.
Don't worry Chris. You're already experiencing eternal damnation. The trolls don't need to wish for it
how did we go from Chris having their name changed because of a malfunctioning bear animatronic to Chris believing he's the reincarnation of Jesus christ
four-cent-garbage
@@launderinethat was 9gag
Autism-fueled NPD's a hellava drug. Chris' worst feats _always_ came from the source; from Chris. He would've become like this regardless if he was discovered.
Simple, no matter how ridiculous his antics became, he was never told "no, you can't do that" by an authority figure he respected. The only two he ever had were barb and bob. And, going off of the fact that they changed chris' name on the recommendation of an animatronic bear, I'm going to guess they didn't tell him no very often.
Maybe not even until the subject of soul bonding was brought up but, by then he didn't know how to take no for an answer.
One word. Egomania.
Chris seems super sedated or heavily medicated, yet he's still talking as if he is Jesus.
Because medication cannot fix deep seeded Ego driven delusions of grandeur.
@farwater27 All of the anti pyschotics, mood stablizers or anti depressants in the world couldn't make chris lucid and compitent.
"There's no reason to block me"
Chris, I blocked you a long ass time ago
Well everyone has a reason to block him either because of the weens, he being a creep, or he's an awful person. If I blocked him is because I don't want to deal with him and he'll talk my ear off about merge this sonichu that believe me this is why I don't have twitter
Careful. You might receive a curse-ye-ha-me-ha.
Is Jesuschan not in your heart?
@@Ollo-teddo say what
@@Ollo-teddo jesuschan was too busy being inside barb
He might not be in prison anymore, but life is going to be so much more difficult for that rabid dog.
look at his blank and distant stare... he might be losing it like Barb did, I mean he's gotta be getting old
Bro he's only in his forties
@@yucatansuckaman5726 That's 70 for autism time
@@monoriada117nah that’s not autism that’s some schizo shit
@monoriada117 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro I'm not kidding that made me laugh! Sounds like a theo von quote! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@monoriada117I’m Already 40 In Autism Time. I’m getting old what do I do?
That medallion is slowly becoming something out of Bloodborne. I'm legitimately surprised how none of Praetor have convinced him to replace that.
i swear,kiwi farms is on the same level as scotland yard at this point lol
the detective work is really incredible😂👍
Spy vs spy, autism vs autism. 😂
@yucatansuckaman5726 shitebag vs. shitebag
Starting to believe praetor/flutter are encouraging him to take mood stabilizers to keep him from having freakouts and to guide Chris into whatever direction they want to make a content farm because he sounds like he’s going in and out of being awake/aware and speaking more nonsensical than usual while being completely deadpan, yeah he’s reading a script but he literally can’t keep his eyes open between sentences. My guess is we will see some strange ass Chris content leaking onto the farms whether the praetors want it to or not
I have the same feeling. One thing that gets you thinking is that no sane medic or practitioner is gonna prescript those kind of meds just because you asked nicely, specially to someone like chris who suffers of god knows how many layers of mental issues, is taking hormone treatment and is possibly still consuming alcohol and definitely having the worst diet possible.
Maybe Chris already foresaw this but before 2024 ends, Chris is gonna be visiting an ER after months of automedication.
What do you mean eyes closed, he never blinked the whole time
@@D0NU75probably easy to get mood stabilizers, antipsychotics and maybe even benzodiazepine sedatives prescribed for Chris if he has “caretakers” in charge of his meds. They probably took him to the doctor and just let him talk.
they gotta have chris on anti-depressants or something to have him acting so relaxed.
Mood stabilizers seem more appropriate, maybe something that treats bipolar, whether he has it or not idk although he is also taking antidepressants (evident by his nosebleed in previous videos) because he’s very slow compared to when he’s unmedicated where he’s super hyper/aggitated literally all the time but he is also reading a script written by praetor so he’s probably super concentrated since he’s such a regard he can’t process words (“I’m slipping out of consciousness”) he also seems to get super distracted whenever a car passes so i kinda feel like praetor might be making him take a bunch of pills to keep him docile
sedatives more like, anti-depressents can spike up anxiety and be what it may, Chris actually suffers of anxiety
Dude, I'm on antidepressants. I WISH those bitches made me this relaxed.
It sounded like he just needed to blow his nose, sounds worse in the second half of the video
if i had to guess, they gave him hydroxyzine.
Dude chris looks actually dead in the eyes
He's been dead in the eyes for 40+ years.
Cabbage gave him xanax probobly
He looks dead inside (and outside too)
@@Ollo-teddoGotta be a ton of Xanax. I take it occasionally for anxiety attacks and I’ve never gotten that slack-jawed.
My favourite thing is the fact Chris thinks he is Jesus and that hes just casually going to comicon... I forgot the part of Revelations where Jesus went to go cosplay and pick up some manga before kicking of the end days 😂
Im surprised hes kinda chill about it. You know he basally cries or something man like now hes on the zaza or something.
after barb and the letters i would bet anti-psychotics
@@omegamark9178if that's the case they aren't working. Dude's nuttier than a pecan pie.
I'm probably going to dethrone Ahsoka as my favorite female character.
The new Star Wars show didn't do that already for you?
@@Asmallcorneroftheinternet havent seen it yet. Been busy
@@BlueBladerBot Keep it that way.
Replace her with Azula.
Or you could talk to real women
I see that the supreme being and the avatar of all existence is still salty about cartoon ponies
I say this without any exaggeration: the average Tony Chase rant is better-structured than Chris's...thing.
hahaha
"This woman and her ponies are government agents trying to steal my penis."
Say what you will about them trolls, but I feel like this is a perfect fate for Chris. Anywhere they go, they'll be found and humiliated by people who want to make sure everyone knows how much of a terrible person they are. Like EDP, Chris can not go anywhere without being forced to acknowledge their past. They don't have the mental fortitude to look the internet in the eyes and acknowledge their mistakes in a calm way. Show off that they're legitimately trying to get help. As well as promise to stay far away from their mother. So instead, they'll continue being their old self. Walking around doing whatever they want and whenever someone tries to confront them, they throw a temper tantrum. Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess.
If the law can’t punish him then the internet will continue to do so themselves, Wild West laws
If you’re going to ban Chris, at least have the courtesy of releasing a public statement explaining WHY.
it'd work were not because Chris actually found not a friend, not a gf or a tutor but another mommy in Cabaggepatch
I'm gonna be honest, I don't think even a good portion of people who have been following Chris for a substantial amount of time are going to be acting in some retributional manner. My gut tells me that anyone acting that way are just the people who found out about him when he went to jail.
Clearly what Chris did was genuinely one of the worst things a human can do, but Chris is a curse upon himself, which may even be punishment enough. His entire life has been awful, and it will continue to be awful.
Also as a quick little aside: referring to Chris with male pronouns is fine. He transitioned so that he could extend his dating pool to lesbians, and he never truly experienced gender dysphoria. I think he was also in part coerced into transitioning
@@Thomas-nz4si I know, I'm just saying it because fuck it.
I love how he compares his trolls to Judas betraying Jesus Christ
His medallion looks absolutely awful, I'm surprised that it hasn't just completely disintegrated yet
This segment of the documentary is going to be amazing. We know so very little, but so much is going on behind the scenes. And if Chris's last video is any indication, whoever is monitoring Chris is drugging him up to high heaven. Gonna be fun when it's revealed what they've been giving him.
Is it just me or is that the same stare Barbra used to give right when her mind started slipping
6:46 MY FUCKING GOD I WAS LOOKING AT MY COMPUTER AND TURNED AWAY AND CAME BACK TO THIS THAT SCARED ME SO BAD 😭😭
Aight Chris actually scares me now
He used to be funny but now he's dented and demented
Hes going full Heavens Gate
I've said this before and I'll say it again; the dude is giving me major Marshall Applewhite vibes and it is unsettling af.
CONTEXT: Marshall Applewhite was the leader of the Heaven's Gate cult.
There are still Heaven’s Gate members running the site (guys who ‘stayed behind’ I guess), I’ve seen folks talk to them, they seem somehow way more rational-
Chris Chan: *Does horrific things inside and outside of conventions and curls up to a ball when confronted*
Cons: *Bans Chris Chan after the "soulbonding" insident and other chaotic events"*
Chris Chan: *surprised Sonichu face*
Hey that what he's get if he keeps doing bad things you get punished for doing bad, stupid things
Cons shouldn't ban people over shit that happens outside their doors. That is a slippery slope to racism/transphobia/sexism
I'm surprised no ones confronted chris out in public yet. Everyone just takes pictures from far away
tbf I wouldn't want to confront Chris either
@jowbokitten2317 You're right with the rest of the normal people but the people traveling to the area to look for him might as well
Don’t touch the 💩
5 years after the show ended, and even in his drugged out state while expounding pseudo-biblical gibberish, Chris is still obsessed with Friendship is Magic. I supposed he is trying to recapture the feelings of validation and acceptance he got while at the Brony Conventions. After all, he really went down the rabbit hole with the dimensional merge in the wake of Babs Con being cancelled.
This makes a lot of sense, now I wonder if "brony" cons no longer happen after the end of that show / season.. I kinda assumed they still might.
@@MariaIsabellaZNN They do. BABScon is still happening this year. I think most other conventions like Bronycon, PoniExpo, etc. Just haven’t come back and probably never will. I’m not 100% but I think Chris is banned from BABS so that leaves him with 0 MLP cons to go to.
Well around here, we say "Babs" as a nickname for Barbara so I hope he's banned from there..
@@MariaIsabellaZNNfrom my experience, a lot of bronies migrated to the furry fandom.
@hanniballecter4283 i guess it makes sense since furries are typically the more socially accepted Fandom(antifurs are a bunch of 5 year olds hating things they dont understand) compared to bronies
This grotesque trainwreck looks like a 10 mb hard drive from the early 70's constantly crashing. 😂
This guy did the best sonichu read through.
Chris's video feels like a mama max video without the hot line miami larping
Bruh that stare creeps me the hell out
wtf the sonichu medallion looks like a dirty overcooked scrambled egg, it's like it's a reflection of chris' mental state
I dont know about the rest of you, but this definitely feels like a spoof of a 'Heaven's Gate' video.
Marshal Applewhite resurrected through Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. Death cult is in her future. A comet is bound to come in our lifetime.
I miss old Chris Chan that made comics of sonichu, and his journey of finding himself a girlfriend, sad seeing just how badly the idea guys destroyed Chris chan.
That would've happened regardless of the trolls.
Chris ran someone over and pepper sprayed someone else in the moment without those guys. He was always a horrible person.
@@TheSpiritsLeaseHe was Horrible, but I don’t think the Idea Guys Helped.
@@isaigutierrez1617 We won't know for sure if he would've turn out differently.
@@mr.ginger183 They didn't have to help. This narrative that his trolls are the sole reason he worsened is everywhere, so I threw it out there.
It's a good thing I disabled all psychic future sight in C-197 for something I've been constructing.
Man it has been a LONG time since I've been exposed to raw, unfiltered, unedited Chris-Chan ramblings.
HYPE for the Dimensional Merge!
Chris chan giving off that barb stare.
Thanks!
I wonder if he's on some strong meds, because he's dropping lots of "L's" and most of his "th's" in his speech..lots of "dis, dat, de udder, togedder," and words like "accomplish" and "exemplified" become "accompish" and "exempified"
Chris got the Fluoride Stare
"There's no reason to block me." Duh, your chris chan. The biggest social pariah known to man.
7:32 Deadass, I thought he said "The alpha and omega point of all autistics" and had to rewind that shit.
Thought I was the only one 😂
God I didn’t even realize this creature was in my home state. Holy shit, why here of everywhere
Chris was in Raleigh? Oh god oh fuck, i know he lives in Virginia which is close to Nc but goddamn him being in my state feels like a bad omen 😭😭
Ikr?? It's terrifying! Chris once said he wants to go to England for a holiday and I hope to heck he never comes here!!
watching chris now isn’t even fun anymore, he’s completely delusional
I honestly feel like I'm losing brain cells when I watch Chris. That's why I had to switch to new Lolcows like Dobson, Moviebob, Cyraxx, Tony Chase and Cobra.
The milk has dried up
4:20
Russia has never seen itself as the second babylon (that was ancient iraq), they've always seen themselves as the second byzantium (eastern roman empire)
The coronation oath the tsar swore upon being anointed and crowned outright says words too the effect of: "to continue the ancient rule of byzantium and defend the eastern faith".
the czar, kaiser, are inspired from the latin word of imperator right? that cemented the inspiration from the roman empire. just asking cuz i wasn't sure
@@InheritorOrion
You are correct.
I started laughing in public when I heard the "Ketamine eyes" in my headphones. I'm ashamed
Another thing, ending music slaps so damn hard! You gotta do a track out of that one
Ikr? Doom makes some banger ending tunes. Need to download those straight up.
My favorite part of the weird staring video is that Chris thought to grab some deep, thoughtful space background, but didn't zoom in enough so you can see that it's obviously a card from that MLP Shipping game.
Dude it's been a while. Thank god yo butts back we needed u
dear god look at that medallion
Great video, as usual! Chris Chan is def on something. Listen to Chris' speech for how hard the "th" or "n" sounds are pronounced as "d" sounds. So, the word "those" becomes "dose". Chris does talk like that, but it's like Chris has a cold or something
I literally cackled at 12:00. That and good choice for the Tenchu music
i don't know if someone pumped him full of horse tranquilizers or if it's just the mental damage from driving himself insane but the look in his eyes is such a strong reflection of barb's
I've never seen someone having such a soulless thousand yard stare as Chris Chan has,....
Yeah they medicated af
@@Phoebe5448 Mate, not even then. Not even Bob Gunton in 'Dead Silence' had eyes like that. 😂
Arrived for the update, but stayed for that sweet sweet Alpha gameplay.
Theres a Sniper pointing at him/her thought the WHOLE rambling
If I ever put my hands on that medallion, it's going straight in the garbage can.
That five o clock shadow got him looking more manly today as a woman than when he ever has as a man in his life. Hair matted on top like a dirty Joe dirt style mullet.
I remember the old tomgirl pictures. He shaved his chest but not his face stubble 🤢
either Praetor discovered how to convert Chris' nonsense into a renovable energy source or they have something really, really dark in store for Chris because i can't see any other justification for having him as a collective pet secured in a house.
also it seems his sanctity is getting a cold.
If the donations Chris gets from livestreams and the sales of the medallions is any indication Praetor have a money maker in their hands. I doubt they have any sinister plans for Chris. Not yet at least.
Preator is milking the lolcow for all its worth.
So, uh, who's been giving him drugs?
Dude, they must have him on some sort of medication because Chris seems really out of it
Every time he pauses, I'm screaming "WHAT?" like it's 1990's WWE.
Man I just got flashbacks to 90s Wrestling. I only saw maybe too but damn. WHOO!
Money has corrupted the animation industry. Chris you know what the cartoons in the 80s were made for right?
If anything is true about Chris, he sure knows how to make an entire room full of people uncomfortable.
I love your choice of gaming doom, love to see fellow arcade nerds!
Same! I always sucked at racing games though. Doom is a man of culture.
@@Phoebe5448 ah, i see. Im pretty good at racing games for some of them (ive gotten a 3”15”93 as my best on beginner for virtua racing) but i mainly play fighting games (im also in the fgc and compete in tekken) and rhythm games (both arcade wise) but i dont mind having a good galaga session or giga wing run :)
@Owen2131_ wow, nice! I always liked fighting games too. More of an Elder Scrolls RPG fan myself. Used to play WoW for a bit too! And my friend used to have DDR.
Bro the medallion is so crusty and his eyes are hurting my soul
Yup, there's that thousand-yard stare. Like mother, like son. This is giving me some heavy-duty Clockwork Orange vibes.
When are the men in white coats going to take him to the Funny Farm?
Chris being in the same place as my ex just made NC hell on earth
I woke up with a hangover that last video Chris uploaded. I thought i was losing it. He's preaching his "Godlyness" so much yet of course unlike the others. He shows zero mercy to people who don't "like" him
props for the alpha footage (i think) 3 was my favourite 2D fighter back in the day. Great Nash play! Ken is mad OP as CPU in the earlier Alpha titles. Have a good one DOOM.
I have no idea what Chris took while he was in prison but this is insanity.
Has anyone notice he has the exact same thousand yard stare as his mother Barbara the bearer of Lord CHRISTine
CWB has also been permabanned from BABSCon (a Brony convention) too.
The close ups kill me🤣🤣
That voice actor knew exactly what he was talking to. Only Chris Chan was oblivious to this fact. I am shocked there are anime nerds staffing a anime con, that don't know who Chris is.
I think chris is finally beginning to realize that his destiny is to die alone and unloved with no one to mourn his grave and a legacy as the biggest laughing stock in the history of the modern internet, and it's really eating him up inside.
This "dimensional merge" shit is just him having a manchild midlife crisis.
Yepp
heartless
That Sonichu Medallion looks horrible.
Their should be a poster for chris with do not allow because he committed heinous crimes
The mental institution, looney bin, and the pysic ward are calling they want chris chan back
For a sec I thought I was having a fever dream and didn't actually wake up from chris yapping about whatever he was talking about