Chris Chan and the Merge

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @WallabysArchive
    @WallabysArchive  3 месяца назад +85

    Video got copyright striked at the begging of the JoJo part (idk why) so had a part trimmed out :/
    Edit: Hermes the part that unfortunately got trimmed out: ruclips.net/video/mKLK55pPwdU/видео.html

    • @jcool-yg8pk
      @jcool-yg8pk 3 месяца назад

      @@WallabysArchive :(

    • @MegaMet98
      @MegaMet98 3 месяца назад +1

      Could you kindly upload the bit seperatly please?

    • @joshuaball5916
      @joshuaball5916 3 месяца назад +3

      Mainly because Jojo references are annoying nowadays.

    • @MegaMet98
      @MegaMet98 3 месяца назад +2

      Honestly, it's for the better.

    • @WallabysArchive
      @WallabysArchive  3 месяца назад +2

      @@MegaMet98 ye, check the pinned comment again :P

  • @thedestroyerofworlds8685
    @thedestroyerofworlds8685 3 месяца назад +884

    I love how after Chris looked through a Quran in jail he concluded that Muslims worship his mom.

    • @jordanronayne7867
      @jordanronayne7867 3 месяца назад +53

      My mom has a foot and two right arms...

    • @antonioreconquistador
      @antonioreconquistador 3 месяца назад +84

      His mom is both a black cube and chris's boyfriend free child bride

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 3 месяца назад +22

      Chris is truly a sight to behold

    • @TheJerbro69
      @TheJerbro69 3 месяца назад

      That is the same Chris that fifteen years ago would have say that Quran is evil.

    • @rebelinfarnape4030
      @rebelinfarnape4030 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@jordanronayne7867 Yeah but does she have ONE shin

  • @metaltrashbucket
    @metaltrashbucket 3 месяца назад +709

    The merge already happened. It's called Fortnite

    • @Dartingleopard
      @Dartingleopard 3 месяца назад +15

      Lol, when you think about it, yeah.

    • @Warriorstamps
      @Warriorstamps 3 месяца назад +5

      Na, it’s 2025, 2024 was just “preparation”

    • @TheJerbro69
      @TheJerbro69 3 месяца назад +6

      Fortnite is Earth 1219. Ooops.

    • @DaShoopdahoop
      @DaShoopdahoop 3 месяца назад +13

      Darryl Dixon, Chapulin Colorado and Goku being in the same game is something that I never expected, nor did it suprise me.

    • @VincentVictini
      @VincentVictini 3 месяца назад +12

      If Chris chan finds out about Fortnite we can imagine that he would claim it as a knock off

  • @melasnexperience
    @melasnexperience 3 месяца назад +1006

    "According to Chris... Gotham City will take over part of New Jersey."
    No, Chris, that's just Camden. It's always been like that.

  • @StegoAqua
    @StegoAqua 3 месяца назад +1000

    Here’s the thing Chris even in his madness doesn’t realize, some OCs are evil while others would have some pretty intense words for the tragic backstories and large amount of dead parents

    • @Papa_Guacamole
      @Papa_Guacamole 3 месяца назад +150

      Yeah, most OCs are trauma dumps for the creators.

    • @Shadowsedge_the_Black_Dragon
      @Shadowsedge_the_Black_Dragon 3 месяца назад +8

      I'm sure a lot of OCs have some choice words/actions for someone that rapes their mother 😂

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 3 месяца назад +80

      How in the world will Chris handle coldsteel though? He apparently likes "hurtin people"

    • @saturniidspectre
      @saturniidspectre 3 месяца назад +92

      And we have fictional characters like Frank Horrigan and Adam Smasher running around. But at least I get to hang out with Parappa the Rapper so it can't be too bad.

    • @pacificgrim4661
      @pacificgrim4661 3 месяца назад +49

      Wallaby has said CWCVILLE was literally hell especially the fact Chris states that Patty will eat Liquid Chris or Benson Leary's soul

  • @GlaceTheAce2222
    @GlaceTheAce2222 3 месяца назад +704

    The story of Chris-Chan sounds like a retelling of Neon Genesis Evengelion if it was told by Chris

    • @WeaselDuster
      @WeaselDuster 3 месяца назад +64

      Get in the sonichu ball Shinji

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 3 месяца назад +11

      It’s more like a retelling by someone who is a terrible story writer

    • @cacktar8221
      @cacktar8221 3 месяца назад +36

      ​@@whoknowswhocares885
      So a retelling doen by Chris lmao

    • @magdalenomartinezjr8805
      @magdalenomartinezjr8805 3 месяца назад +28

      Not so great MC (in universe):✅️
      Apocalypse plotline:✅️
      A plot that is so convoluted: ✅️
      Clones:✅️
      Some characters in the story not being great either:✅️
      Yeah seems legit

    • @baconsarny-geddon8298
      @baconsarny-geddon8298 3 месяца назад

      Eva is a Mr Men story, compared to CWCville lore

  • @metaltrashbucket
    @metaltrashbucket 3 месяца назад +606

    Socrates: died 399 B.C.E
    Chris Chan: born 1982
    Welcome back Plato

    • @Chonkems
      @Chonkems 3 месяца назад +66

      I'll out-schizophrenic you:
      Joseph Stalin: Died 1953.
      John Romero: Born 1967.
      Welcome back, Henry Kissinger.

    • @Naoto_Shirogane_
      @Naoto_Shirogane_ 3 месяца назад

      ADACHI?!?

    • @xzenitramx666
      @xzenitramx666 3 месяца назад +7

      His Diógenes nit plato, plato was in shape have a job and was a Wrestler, plato was his scene name.

    • @justanaverageguy912
      @justanaverageguy912 3 месяца назад +1

      ⁠@@xzenitramx666 chris has a job, is in shape and is a wrestler, too.

    • @Ne-vc5pm
      @Ne-vc5pm 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@justanaverageguy912 the only person that chris had wrestled with was his mother

  • @ecthelionv2
    @ecthelionv2 3 месяца назад +277

    > chris believes the dimensional merge is real
    > Claims to be god
    > Then meets other people who declared themselves god through the power of their Mary-Sue/Gary-Sue OC.
    > They go to war.
    > CWC-Ragnarok confirmed?

    • @TheJerbro69
      @TheJerbro69 3 месяца назад +8

      You're saying that Chris is Odin?

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 3 месяца назад +12

      Oh god that would be perfect

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 3 месяца назад +3

      My War plays

  • @WeaselDuster
    @WeaselDuster 3 месяца назад +602

    If fictional characters did come alive they'd probably all hate Chris especially if he tried to become their dictator/god

    • @switchplayer1016
      @switchplayer1016 3 месяца назад +75

      Do dnd characters count as OCs because if they do I have a few higher level paladin who would definitely have a problem with chris chans dictatorship.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 3 месяца назад +54

      I like to imagine they all revolt against him, even the sonichus

    • @channelname99192
      @channelname99192 3 месяца назад +43

      @@switchplayer1016If OCs counted, it would literally be an infinite amount of characters

    • @QuxMax
      @QuxMax 3 месяца назад

      He would try and fuckem all

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 3 месяца назад +16

      @@switchplayer1016 Oh I'd hope so. My gaming group's vampires alone would be an interesting monkey wrench. And then there's our Mekton: Zeta gundam team....

  • @TheOtherOTHERERER
    @TheOtherOTHERERER 3 месяца назад +221

    It's really sad that Chris isn't actually creative cause an actual comic series about the shenanigans that would happen because of the merge could actually be interesting and/or entertaining.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 3 месяца назад +30

      If Chris wasn't lazy he would have told us all od this through sonichu lore

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah 3 месяца назад +19

      Re: Creators sort of did this concept a few years ago

    • @leviticusprime4904
      @leviticusprime4904 3 месяца назад +17

      @@Mr_Mistahthis is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

    • @Imperials3nate
      @Imperials3nate 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@Mr_Mistah "Tails gets trolled" comes to mind

    • @hououinkyouma3864
      @hououinkyouma3864 2 месяца назад +4

      @@Mewdo45
      Just imagine Sonichu turning from a very lazy, childish OC into this psychological, existential, grimm dark epic horror, that media would actually want to adapt. Imagine, they actually made an anime series about it. What ti could have been

  • @-.bella.-
    @-.bella.- 3 месяца назад +404

    i find this funny because hyperdimension neptunia makes fun of people like chris chan in literally every single game

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah 3 месяца назад +51

      In Japan people like Chris Chan are known as "hikikomori"

    • @wolfypilot
      @wolfypilot 3 месяца назад +4

      how so? never played it

    • @ragsdale710
      @ragsdale710 3 месяца назад +57

      ​@@Mr_Mistah no Chris really is not, that's people that never leave the house, Chris at least leaves the house and wants to connect to people, just to lazy to work

    • @ragsdale710
      @ragsdale710 3 месяца назад +26

      Chris never really played the game, the idea guys used them for them but it's too complex for them to play

    • @southanime
      @southanime 3 месяца назад +27

      ​@@wolfypilot one of the enemy types is a fat otaku

  • @FluidicNutUnion
    @FluidicNutUnion 3 месяца назад +373

    If the merge is real, then Warhammer 40k is also real. I do NOT want to live in that universe.

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 3 месяца назад +31

      Yea, where ARE they going to put Holy Terra if not here?

    • @fallsprig4581
      @fallsprig4581 3 месяца назад +26

      i long for a chance to serve the god emperor

    • @criminal7592
      @criminal7592 3 месяца назад +1

      your ass is getting turned into a servitor first chance

    • @Tritonofclansakai2
      @Tritonofclansakai2 3 месяца назад +11

      Imagine if daemons or orks, even tyrannids came through💀

    • @criminal7592
      @criminal7592 3 месяца назад

      by Terra yo ass getting ATE

  • @Caxkj0
    @Caxkj0 3 месяца назад +101

    Dude's like every supervillain ever: "I will merge all these dimensions and rule over them, SOMEHOW!"

    • @TheJerbro69
      @TheJerbro69 3 месяца назад +8

      In Chris's mind,he's Yubel,a character from the anime Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. Wants to fuse all dimensions into one and is an intersexual character.

  • @Cp-71
    @Cp-71 3 месяца назад +244

    > The merge happens
    > Tyranids arrive
    > Chris: surprised Sonichu face

  • @GoggleGum
    @GoggleGum 3 месяца назад +233

    I honestly can't comprehend how Chris Chan can just wake up and... *think* this way. Day after day.

    • @AnarchyClaire
      @AnarchyClaire 3 месяца назад +20

      Despite all evidence to the contrary....its stunning

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 3 месяца назад +18

      It's either that or the horrifying reality of their life

    • @enkayrome
      @enkayrome 3 месяца назад +2

      don’t underestimate an autistic sonic fan

    • @rayofmoonlight8652
      @rayofmoonlight8652 3 месяца назад

      It clearly is a untreated mental illness. The whole believing everything everyone says is a big symptom

    • @aelie8198
      @aelie8198 3 месяца назад +7

      To be fair, "think" is very generous.

  • @Artkatie
    @Artkatie 3 месяца назад +323

    Chris Chan will forever be... Interesting...

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 3 месяца назад +5

      The same way serial killers are interesting

    • @paulmajano
      @paulmajano 3 месяца назад +4

      You mean Gay 😂

    • @aaronlaughter6471
      @aaronlaughter6471 3 месяца назад

      ​@@whoknowswhocares885 more like disasters are interesting.

    • @HVVVVVVVV
      @HVVVVVVVV 3 месяца назад +4

      Same goes with the people that surround Chris

    • @wonderland9601
      @wonderland9601 3 месяца назад

      ​@@HVVVVVVVV like liquid chris

  • @n1nsen666
    @n1nsen666 3 месяца назад +160

    crazy that CwC used one of my favorite movies of all time to reinforce a delusion like this. I learned that Roger Rabbit wasnt real when I was like 10. Chris came to this revelation when he was *36* .

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee 3 месяца назад +50

      i don't think he's come to that revelation yet

    • @bulletopera409
      @bulletopera409 3 месяца назад +28

      @@fbidumbbee
      I’m not sure he ever will.

    • @ragsdale710
      @ragsdale710 3 месяца назад +23

      The thing is Chris believed this before the idea guys as well. He a call with Alec Benson Chris talks about how when not in media characters live a life like in roger rabbit

    • @jampine8268
      @jampine8268 3 месяца назад +22

      ​@ragsdale710 honestly, that was probably the catalyst.
      To paraphrase, Alec said "Chris, you don't think cartoons are real, do you?", To which Chris responded "Of course they are".
      Over a decade later, the idea guys mixed that mindset with Chris's narcissism to create the merge.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 3 месяца назад +8

      To be fair Chris has the mind of a 10 year old

  • @Clownlord-fe4qp
    @Clownlord-fe4qp 3 месяца назад +211

    Still more realistic than Scientology tho

    • @Gmann2021
      @Gmann2021 Месяц назад +9

      At least chris made an original work and didnt just plagarize an 80s marvel comic

  • @BerserkBioDragoon
    @BerserkBioDragoon 3 месяца назад +223

    Chris Chan’s “merge” just sounds like the ultimate crossover of different franchises

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 3 месяца назад +10

      Ikr? Gives off infinity war vibes but dumber

    • @edwardtrooper7027
      @edwardtrooper7027 3 месяца назад +27

      and not understanding that many to almost ALL of them can't co-exist with different morels and laws of nature
      Lets in Warhammer 40K and Chaos will spread along with many other series with end of the world like threats. Brethren moons of Dead space and The Demons and forces of DOOM's Hell and so on.
      I can see the one thing stopping the Merge is The SCP Foundation

    • @leviticusprime4904
      @leviticusprime4904 3 месяца назад +13

      @@edwardtrooper7027dude the image of chaos fighting the demons from doom is metal as fuck

    • @medicodyssey
      @medicodyssey 3 месяца назад +5

      Fortnite is real I can't believe it ...

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@edwardtrooper7027 Like in the Re: Creators anime where that actually does happen and it's absolute chaos.
      Solid anime definitely recommend it

  • @thomasmaher1519
    @thomasmaher1519 3 месяца назад +162

    How about someone writes a fictional story about Chris Chan being a false prophet and luring people to be sacrificed for the 'dimensional merge.' That sounds pretty badass.

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 3 месяца назад +17

      *furiously typing out a screenplay to submit*

    • @ZX-Gear
      @ZX-Gear 3 месяца назад +27

      Yeah. It is called Berserk

    • @catcrimes80
      @catcrimes80 3 месяца назад +15

      If he was a DnD character, he'll be a Warlock but his patron is manipulating him till at the end when he sacrifices him to open a portal.

    • @MachoSavage-j9c
      @MachoSavage-j9c 19 дней назад +2

      I was writing a reboot of CWCville, and Sonichu was the mayor of CWC, meanwhile Chris only appear as a cameo of the first episode's main villain. A Beholder from DnD. The plot was A beholder (a snow ball of all of Chris's problems) made a nearby lair. And it's presence just like 5E beholders was warping related. But nothing to extravagant. Just messing up the whole town's internet. And to fix the town's internet the main heroes go and slay it. Also meanwhile Chris was a one off cameo villain. All the troll's avatars are permant story characters and good guys.

  • @IsaqueSimões-r8t
    @IsaqueSimões-r8t 3 месяца назад +83

    The fact that chis believed in a fourth wall proves to me that if chris an linkara met each other at their primes, the would be the worst of enemies

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 3 месяца назад +13

      Them hating each other for reasons that are just describing themselves would be the most palatable irony in the world.

  • @Micmag-
    @Micmag- 3 месяца назад +57

    I feel like Chris is the manifestation of every negative aspect of a fandom all fused into one being.

    • @Somerandomjingleberry
      @Somerandomjingleberry 19 дней назад +1

      I’d go a step further and say that Chris is like a living embodiment of the worst aspects of the Information Age as a whole

  • @rennociscool1643
    @rennociscool1643 3 месяца назад +161

    I can't wait to meet Spider-Man, Batman, Superman, Iron-Man and how could I forget, Sonichu!!!

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 3 месяца назад +14

      Don't forget, the joker doc oc, and a plethora and badguys and pychopaths.
      I have no clue how Chris thought the merge would work

    • @rallandtariv2139
      @rallandtariv2139 3 месяца назад +14

      Bro I can’t wait to meet Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight

    • @xzenitramx666
      @xzenitramx666 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Mewdo45theres worst characters them those, hell theres characters that are evil that make look darkseid and the joker like teen playing with their dicks.

    • @Praecosmile
      @Praecosmile 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@rallandtariv2139RoboCop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader!

    • @Chris_Thorndyke
      @Chris_Thorndyke 3 месяца назад +3

      @@PraecosmileCell, Frieza, Buu, Goku and Gohan.

  • @lilyrayne19
    @lilyrayne19 3 месяца назад +105

    The montage at the start is great

  • @sickm535
    @sickm535 3 месяца назад +110

    imagine wakin up in cwcville. I prefer hell

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 3 месяца назад +16

      According to Chris that's were all trolls (people who think he's disgusting) are going. So you are in luck!

    • @remyrichardson8614
      @remyrichardson8614 3 месяца назад

      I'd probably be lynched for being gay

    • @pro-hz7kx
      @pro-hz7kx 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Mewdo45 Hell will unironically become paradise

    • @victorandrade3370
      @victorandrade3370 Месяц назад +1

      Me too

  • @theduelist455
    @theduelist455 3 месяца назад +153

    User: Chris Chan
    Stand: Sonichu Prime
    Powers: Move at faster then the speed of light, able to copy other stand abilities, makes any woman in a 100 yard radius uncomfortable.

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 3 месяца назад +9

      His special move is the curse-ye-ha-me-ha

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 3 месяца назад +1

      I saw "sonichu prime" and thought of Ultrakill lmfao

    • @Irongrip62
      @Irongrip62 3 месяца назад +1

      What no bad-luck-kame-hame-ha beam?

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Irongrip62 that's some bad English dub kinda stuff

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 2 месяца назад

      which I suppose in reality translates into turning his normal lumbering stride into a lumbering sprint for few meters, and his ability to copy others abilities is just making a worse version of them while others remain better by default, and of course 100 yards turns into an entire state (and now country of finland as well apparently since chris was spotted there)

  • @edwardtrooper7027
    @edwardtrooper7027 3 месяца назад +63

    Thank goodness the SCP Foundation has been keeping the merge from not happening seeing it is a K-class end of the world scenarios so it would be crazy that they have Cwc-ville as a Keter class SCP

    • @nikolasperez7745
      @nikolasperez7745 2 месяца назад +10

      SCP has CWC-Ville, while the Federal Bureau of Control has Sonichu imprisoned.

    • @catboysephiroth560
      @catboysephiroth560 2 месяца назад +10

      Personally i think Apollyon is a more accurate designation... He IS supposed to have every god power ever times infinity +1 or something.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 2 месяца назад +11

      holy shit chris chan makes a perfect scp

    • @figo5862
      @figo5862 12 дней назад

      Its very easy to contain the merge, just make a oc that has the power to prevent the merge

  • @saturniidspectre
    @saturniidspectre 3 месяца назад +124

    If all fictional characters came into existence that means we'd have every horror monster and crazy sci-fi robot cyborg running around. I don't think meeting Sonic the Hedgehog is worth it if I could get turned into ground beef by Adam Smasher or Frank Horrigan or The Thing from John Carpenter or the guys from Hellraiser.

    • @ashlynbrown3728
      @ashlynbrown3728 3 месяца назад +12

      Yeah i don't want to become the predators next trophy

    • @Crit-a-cola
      @Crit-a-cola 3 месяца назад +27

      God forbid literally any part of the fictional horror universe becomes real, ESPECIALLY eldritch horror.

    • @davidebriganti2761
      @davidebriganti2761 3 месяца назад +5

      But we could save Becca! :D
      ....nah, we'd die.

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 3 месяца назад +19

      And then there's the entirety of Warhammer 40k.....

    • @ragsdale710
      @ragsdale710 3 месяца назад +11

      There would also just be to many people on the earth, the population would be so big that people could not fit on the planet.

  • @TheDigitalApple
    @TheDigitalApple 3 месяца назад +46

    I feel really bad for those officers in the police precinct, having to be forced to listen to Chris schizophrenic ramblings about The Merge.

  • @Chris_Thorndyke
    @Chris_Thorndyke 3 месяца назад +23

    Perfect Cell: Time to destroy Earth.

  • @MGavin
    @MGavin 3 месяца назад +53

    Imagine you make a character, hide all details from, but subsequently ask Chris to give you details of the OC as it appears in CwCville- & he gets it even 80% correct- like the ultimate mindfuck is that they're actually right and really are breaking the "fourth wall"

  • @theholygamer969
    @theholygamer969 3 месяца назад +20

    OK, Griffith from Berserk holding the Sonichu necklace like the Crimson Behelit is something that actually really works, because when the Godhand are summoned, it kind of IS an extradimensional merge of sorts.

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo 3 месяца назад +58

    I hate these Mr. Blue Sky videos because I always have to pause for each meme .But still , it was more fun when it was only CWCville and not the Merge with C-197 .

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 3 месяца назад +1

      It used to be just silly and not taken anywhere near as seriously.
      Now it's just consumed their life and become their while coping mechanism

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 3 месяца назад +2

      We need a Google drive link of every one of those memes

  • @stefanocer3094
    @stefanocer3094 3 месяца назад +37

    I mean to be fair to Chris Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a fire ass movie

    • @ashlynbrown3728
      @ashlynbrown3728 3 месяца назад +4

      @stefanocer3094 hell yeah it was my favourite growing up

    • @kentuckycryptid
      @kentuckycryptid Месяц назад +1

      Fuckin love Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Probably the best example of animation and live action combined.

  • @Lionstar16
    @Lionstar16 3 месяца назад +57

    I think my brain just melted trying to understand all this merge crap 😖

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 3 месяца назад +5

      Just watch the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny,
      It's a good summarizing

    • @pro-hz7kx
      @pro-hz7kx 2 месяца назад

      In short: like every single character from any piece of media becomes real, if i got that right

  • @Mrchungus11C-OIR
    @Mrchungus11C-OIR 3 месяца назад +35

    He’s gonna pay back 10x the amount of money loaned to him after the merge. This is the the bitcoin of our times

  • @WeaselDuster
    @WeaselDuster 3 месяца назад +36

    Btw does anyone know about the family guy fan on Tumblr who also believes this (and that she has the heart of the devil) but she also thinks Chris is a scammer/false prophet or is this just a thing I'm cursed about knowing

  • @BehuraStudio
    @BehuraStudio 3 месяца назад +33

    I like that his belief in his creations being real somewhere in the multiverse just makes it more vulnerable to being invaded by other people’s creations (since all creations live in C-97 according to him)

    • @aaronlaughter6471
      @aaronlaughter6471 3 месяца назад

      Quick, someone tell him supe hitler has invaded and is killing all the OCs.

    • @jampine8268
      @jampine8268 3 месяца назад +3

      I mean....its already happened several times already, not even by just the Idea Guys.

  • @ClamMan1989
    @ClamMan1989 3 месяца назад +35

    He is a cult leader with no followers. A cult of one.
    I find this fascinating as a study of that whole area because for Chris, it seems there is no clear line between hin actively attempting to deceive people and sincerely believing it himself: this makes me wonder how many real cult leaders are kind of like that, drinking their own koolaid as it were.

    • @KuraKekoa
      @KuraKekoa 3 месяца назад +3

      Chris Chan in a different time period is literally the prophet Muhammad.

    • @ClamMan1989
      @ClamMan1989 2 месяца назад +1

      @@KuraKekoa Yes absolutely.

    • @invadingomen6826
      @invadingomen6826 2 месяца назад +1

      @@KuraKekoathat would involve him becoming a warlord, which seems more effort than even 8th century Chris is capable of mustering

  • @Nephalem2002
    @Nephalem2002 2 месяца назад +19

    What he doesn’t realize is how many OC’s would go after him if the Merge happened. Like, Chris Chan Sonichu is barely City Level. Most of ours are continent to planet busters by default.

    • @Derpmandang10
      @Derpmandang10 Месяц назад +3

      The thousands of ocs with an Omnitrix alone could solo his verse.

    • @Nephalem2002
      @Nephalem2002 Месяц назад

      @ LITERALLY THIS

  • @Steven-hr7rb
    @Steven-hr7rb 3 месяца назад +40

    I've thought about this to myself for days and kinda joked about how Chris Chan's dimensional merge is almost similar to that of Xenoblade Chronicles 3 world, Aionis, creation is similar to that of the dimensional merge.

    • @BerserkBioDragoon
      @BerserkBioDragoon 3 месяца назад +5

      It really does sound like it

    • @TheJerbro69
      @TheJerbro69 3 месяца назад +6

      Except that Melia and Nia wanted to fuse both Dimensions back into Earth without casualties...Chris by default says that Billions must die in order to C-197 and our world being able to fuse properly.

    • @Steven-hr7rb
      @Steven-hr7rb 3 месяца назад +2

      True, also I've always seen Chris as N (as in how people thought how he was possesive) and Megan as M, with Liquid Chris being Noah. Also I kinda saw Chris as Z due to being against change​@TheJerbro69

  • @LordOfTheMibs
    @LordOfTheMibs 3 месяца назад +13

    The fact that Chris-Chan has yet to be put into a Funny Farm is just freakin' shocking.

  • @AckReikTheGreatest07
    @AckReikTheGreatest07 3 месяца назад +76

    chronic schizophrenia

  • @wadedevinney9681
    @wadedevinney9681 3 месяца назад +27

    Fun fact: ayahuasca, the plant Wallaby hypothesizes Chris was on, is a favorite of future NFL Hall of Fame quarterback and talented whackadoo Aaron Rodgers.

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 3 месяца назад +2

      And he’s somehow more sane than fucking Antonio Brown

  • @bat_mobile7545
    @bat_mobile7545 2 месяца назад +10

    Even the merges happen, the OCs will outright deny Chris as their god, either see this as a horrible divine comedy or outright hellish nightmare.

  • @hypernova_119
    @hypernova_119 2 месяца назад +5

    3:46 THIS 👏 IS WHAT I'VE 👏 BEEN SAYING. 👏
    The Dimensional Merge is literally Bohemian Rhapsody and you CANNOT convince me otherwise. I'm so happy somebody is finally speaking my language here.

  • @realspon
    @realspon 3 месяца назад +12

    he really hasnt considered all of the characters that are literally the size of the galaxy and could destroy the earth within mere seconds

    • @anapaulabibiano5346
      @anapaulabibiano5346 3 месяца назад +5

      He hasn't considered a single dragon ball villain post Raditz

    • @Somerandomjingleberry
      @Somerandomjingleberry 19 дней назад

      To be fair I feel like if one were to “put all of fiction in one room”, the amount of infinitely powerful entities of good and evil and everywhere in between and outside might… kinda just cancel out. Everything and nothing would happen, always and never.

  • @Cat-47
    @Cat-47 3 месяца назад +87

    Babe, wake up. Wallaby Archive uploaded another Chris Chan video

  • @socialwetwork5643
    @socialwetwork5643 3 месяца назад +37

    I BLACKED OUT AT THE START OF THE VIDEO AND NOW IM SUBSCRIBED SOMEHOW

    • @mysticmallachi777
      @mysticmallachi777 3 месяца назад +1

      I dunno. I had Liked and I was already Subscribed... and when I came to, I wasn't?

  • @Pokejirafan2004
    @Pokejirafan2004 2 месяца назад +6

    Plot twist, the dimensional merge is the reason why "the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" happens and was a prequel

  • @kiddsawesomechanel
    @kiddsawesomechanel 2 месяца назад +16

    >dimensional merge happens
    >third impact also eventually undergoes
    >combine invades due to interest in what’s happening to earth
    >mfw

    • @pro-hz7kx
      @pro-hz7kx 2 месяца назад +2

      Combine won’t stand against eldritch horrors being unleashed

  • @BUMMY105
    @BUMMY105 2 месяца назад +6

    it really feels like those old Victorian freak shows, but more deranged and unrestricted.
    I swear, if Chris randomly passes away due to negligence, his house and collections are gonna be infamously idolized and preserved just by the incredible stupidity of it all.

  • @kenworthunofficial1934
    @kenworthunofficial1934 3 месяца назад +6

    the fact that your rotating sphere overlay rotates faster than the image on the surface does keeps making me go "wow, fourth dimensional sphere, woaw"

  • @pacificgrim4661
    @pacificgrim4661 3 месяца назад +53

    I will REPEAT, Sonichu is a Chaos God and Chris is it's unholy Daemon Prince a mixture of Nurgle and Slaanesh while being screwed over by Tzeentch who disguises as Bluespike

    • @Asageun
      @Asageun 3 месяца назад +7

      Slaanesh got my boy 😭🙏 when is the great horned rat gonna show up

    • @davidebriganti2761
      @davidebriganti2761 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Asageun It's Barb.

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Asageun But we'll also get Sigmar Heldenhammer and Ulric the White Wolf too.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 3 месяца назад +4

      Chris is Chaos’ most embarrassing champion.

    • @TheRealUncleDutch
      @TheRealUncleDutch 3 месяца назад

      I wonder what his tabletop stats would be.
      Bump for this being the best comment I've ever seen on here.

  • @theIargedude
    @theIargedude 3 месяца назад +14

    man chris is a real person

  • @iamataldi
    @iamataldi 3 месяца назад +16

    I bet the girlies shifting to Draco Malfoy in Hogwarts dreamt of this in 2021

  • @kittykitty168
    @kittykitty168 3 месяца назад +18

    rip the golden age of Chris chan

    • @Chris_Thorndyke
      @Chris_Thorndyke 3 месяца назад +2

      The golden age of chris happens once he dies.

  • @NeumaghAnon
    @NeumaghAnon 3 месяца назад +16

    So uhhh could we get a google drive of the memes from the start

  • @Danube-TV
    @Danube-TV 3 месяца назад +29

    Wait a minute.. does every crossover happen within CWCville?! /j

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 3 месяца назад +5

      Cwcville is a borderworld like xen in half-life 1

  • @puffythedestroyer8878
    @puffythedestroyer8878 3 месяца назад +7

    I like to imagine this merge also applies to live-action characters ending up coexisting with the actors who played them.
    We’re gonna get Frank Reynolds battling Danny Devito to prove who the real Trashman is.
    Accompanying musical score performed by Crush 40.

  • @jcool-yg8pk
    @jcool-yg8pk 3 месяца назад +25

    I clicked this faster than my dad left

  • @kentuckycryptid
    @kentuckycryptid Месяц назад +4

    I don't think being able to meet my favorite fictional character would be worth it if I have a chance to be shanked by Sephiroth or lasered by Homelander. And that's assuming that Unicron or Galactus or any other existential threat doesn't just put Earth out of its misery.

  • @potentiallyunfunnyguy9716
    @potentiallyunfunnyguy9716 3 месяца назад +7

    I love how, whenever we see correspondence with Chris's trolls, we are reminded that with very few exceptions, they are not exactly leading enviable lives or mentally sound. "I tricked my mom's sugar daddy into buying X" is the kind of sentence a psychologist would home in on.

  • @megamani547
    @megamani547 3 месяца назад +18

    I’m a dm for a dnd campaign. If one of my players suffered psychic damage, instead of describing the details of the attack, I’ll just show them this video one 2x speed.

    • @Chris_Thorndyke
      @Chris_Thorndyke 3 месяца назад +2

      Can I join your campaign?

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 2 месяца назад +1

      psychick damage - 42 years of chris chan lore immediately injected into their brain

  • @keshiaanders6452
    @keshiaanders6452 3 месяца назад +22

    The closest things we have to "The Merge" is "Ready Player One" & that lackluster "Rescue Rangers Movies".
    One succeeded, while the other fails & disconnects to it's source martial.

    • @Dartingleopard
      @Dartingleopard 3 месяца назад +6

      Also Fortnite, they have a ton of characters from different series and types of media available as skins in it too.

    • @MinillaGaming69420
      @MinillaGaming69420 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Dartingleopard"Chris Chan, welcome to Fortnite"

    • @skyjack1
      @skyjack1 3 месяца назад +1

      I am forever grateful Chris never touched any of those properties, Fortnite, or Undertale.

    • @tiamystic
      @tiamystic 2 месяца назад +1

      And Space Jam a New Legacy with the villains from A Clockwork Orange existing in the same space as Bugs Bunny, iron giant, and Rick & Morty in the background

  • @handlebecauseihaveto
    @handlebecauseihaveto 2 месяца назад +6

    Chris Chan: Jesus Christ is helping me turn into sonichu
    Jesus Christ: I do NOT know this guy

  • @UnstableGoober
    @UnstableGoober 2 месяца назад +6

    As a schizophrenic, I find this man crazy

  • @OathKeeperRiku07
    @OathKeeperRiku07 3 месяца назад +15

    maybe the merge is the journey we made along the way
    yes I still have that big Neptunia comment I have to do, might have to write and proof read it, there's lot to explain that Chris doesn't understand or why the Idea guys used it.

  • @MarquisLeary34
    @MarquisLeary34 3 месяца назад +10

    Madness is, however, infectious to a degree. Seen too many people actually buying into this lunacy.

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee 3 месяца назад +1

      where?

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 3 месяца назад

      @@fbidumbbee Scattered across various pestholes on the net like the chan's and kiwi farms.

  • @RowanMakesMemes
    @RowanMakesMemes 3 месяца назад +15

    ITS BEGINNING!

  • @Mewdo45
    @Mewdo45 3 месяца назад +6

    Finally been waiting ages for a deep dive into the dimensional merge!

  • @Spidery_Parker
    @Spidery_Parker 3 месяца назад +14

    I'm curious what would happen if Chris Chan start using AI... the stuff Chris would create. It would be hell.

  • @bhzaddybhzolby1705
    @bhzaddybhzolby1705 3 месяца назад +5

    So does this man Chris believe that old consoles with yellowed out plastic are like Jumanji?

  • @icemanemalik
    @icemanemalik 3 месяца назад +8

    I like how a solid 40% of the images are Evangelion related lol

  • @meowlid_
    @meowlid_ 3 месяца назад +6

    Chris Chan has to be the most successful and infamous scam artist of all time

  • @theIargedude
    @theIargedude 3 месяца назад +8

    I survived the dimensional merge.

  • @inkkid376
    @inkkid376 3 месяца назад +15

    let's be real even if the merge happen most of us are gonna keep living shit lives. the only difference is you might get lucky and become victim of one supermans' fights.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 3 месяца назад

      Me seeing the hulk using my car as a battering ram against the abomination

    • @WokioWolfy
      @WokioWolfy 3 месяца назад +2

      Me seeing a Tyranid walking around my neighborhood.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 3 месяца назад +3

      Or snatched up and killed by a villian or horror movie monster
      What about elderich gods and world ending threats? Theyed all happen at the same time

  • @monsieurlemon
    @monsieurlemon 3 месяца назад +12

    And then Chris Chan eats all of Sonichus fingers and becomes Jesus christ chandler

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 3 месяца назад

      Nah he'd gain all the s-chu balls and chaos emeralds

  • @realgaminginc3964
    @realgaminginc3964 3 месяца назад +6

    You know how pissed everyone would be if this happend lol

  • @Unquestionable
    @Unquestionable 3 месяца назад +7

    Yeah very much one of the stupidest things Chris pushes for. Like you said it's very much his pathetic cope to deal with the fact he's slashed and burned every aspect of his life from most every conceivable angle. Much as people go on about "He's crazy! Look how wacky Chris and his beliefs are!" I really reject that, he slips up constantly and his delusions don't line up with actual psychotic breaks and the like. It's akin to a child playing pretend really really hard; they know it isn't real but it's either that or face a reality that they don't like.

  • @NotCasualTomfoolery
    @NotCasualTomfoolery 2 месяца назад +5

    This would've become a major religion 1000 years ago.

  • @shannonlemus
    @shannonlemus 3 месяца назад +14

    I didn't know Berserk X Chris Chan memes were a thing

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 3 месяца назад +3

      Because the dimensional merge really is just Griffith summoning the eclipse, only if Griffith was a total loser.

    • @flatheadgg2443
      @flatheadgg2443 2 месяца назад +1

      More like fantasia after skullknight slashed open ganishka and griffith became the god emperor of mankind or whatever.
      Also does that mean the godhand, apostles and the horse will become real when the merge happens?
      Fuck no l'm out.

  • @lordkaos31
    @lordkaos31 3 месяца назад +7

    10:37 The idea of godhood being delayed from bureaucracy if fucking comedy gold. Like I can imagine chris trying to file a complaint to god about the delay.

  • @kevinp.h157
    @kevinp.h157 3 месяца назад +7

    How can you say all this deep studies of Chrishanology out loud with a straight face?

  • @adrian.y8563
    @adrian.y8563 3 месяца назад +8

    Truly the Harold Camping of our times.

    • @WallabysArchive
      @WallabysArchive  3 месяца назад +1

      ONG

    • @adrian.y8563
      @adrian.y8563 3 месяца назад +2

      @@WallabysArchive Finally someone gets me, time to get raptured boys

    • @saldoesstuff1925
      @saldoesstuff1925 2 месяца назад +1

      @@adrian.y8563 Time to get spending before we get warped out of our clothes or flooded by timezone!

  • @MachoSavage-j9c
    @MachoSavage-j9c 19 дней назад +1

    Chris is whole life is just "wait'n for stuff to happen" in his 20's he believed he'll magically get a house, a job at a cubical and a wife&daughter. That didnt work now hes waiting for the merge to improve his life. And the whole time never thought of doing anything to help himself.

  • @kreckty
    @kreckty 3 месяца назад +7

    i do not want to think about kirby going on a rampage to slay a god in the real world

    • @Man-q5r
      @Man-q5r 3 месяца назад

      That and also warhammer40k and probably doom.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 2 месяца назад

      actually that would be a good thing. kirby could probably stop chris

    • @kreckty
      @kreckty 2 месяца назад

      @@Mewdo45 kirby just tries to slide kick chris (since im pretty sure he's too heavy for kirby to inhale lol) and then chris just immediately dies

  • @Jaminsongunner
    @Jaminsongunner 3 месяца назад +26

    Its sad because as a fellow autistic I understand the appeal of the merg.

  • @CarpeNoctem135
    @CarpeNoctem135 Месяц назад +3

    What if one day Chris sits down smug as hell, and says “if the merge isn’t real than what’s this!?”
    And is holding a literal pikachu by the scruff like a house cat. A true to life pikachu in the flesh.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 Месяц назад +1

      I just wonder when he'll just forget about or drop it, like that time he was possessed by Sonichu.

    • @CarpeNoctem135
      @CarpeNoctem135 Месяц назад +1

      @ once he can’t get traction on it’s A hole

  • @pacany-2399
    @pacany-2399 2 месяца назад +7

    16:00 who the fuck was playing pokemon go in auschwitz

  • @buckledben
    @buckledben 3 месяца назад +5

    They should turn this into a south park episode

  • @drewbritton8768
    @drewbritton8768 3 месяца назад +5

    I’m think with his mothers passing he’ll become more unhinged and delusional.

  • @HinchChronical
    @HinchChronical 3 месяца назад +14

    Oh helllll yeah

  • @aaronlaughter6471
    @aaronlaughter6471 3 месяца назад +4

    God these videos make me feel so much better about myself.

  • @anonymousyoutuber1405
    @anonymousyoutuber1405 3 месяца назад +4

    Also the lore that was spouted on 21:40. I'm sorry I know this, but this is stolen from Fate: Grand Order. King Arthur (or "Artoria") separated the magical and human worlds with her lance Rhongomyniad and banished all magical creatures to "The Reverse Side of the World" in order to start "the Age of Mankind" in her rule. It's just more stolen lore.

    • @ashlynbrown3728
      @ashlynbrown3728 3 месяца назад

      @anonymousyoutuber1405 yep chris is taking lore and making a Frankenstein monster of a lore

  • @tiamystic
    @tiamystic 3 месяца назад +25

    Even my schizophrenic aunt is more grounded in reality than him.

  • @Jurassic_Allosaurus
    @Jurassic_Allosaurus Месяц назад +2

    Breaking news: Chris announces that he is going to be having a child with his new girlfriend flutter and the child is to be expected in the summer

  • @ggggg77273
    @ggggg77273 2 месяца назад

    you are easily funniest person on this site covering this creature, with the best editing style for it. you rock.

  • @middleofnowhere1313
    @middleofnowhere1313 3 месяца назад +3

    Hahahaha! Love the text commentary. That's just the icing on the cake.

  • @raptorlewis
    @raptorlewis 3 месяца назад +17

    I can't believe Chris Chan acknowledged JoJo and I never knew it. That's the only Merge I ever needed

    • @613mp
      @613mp 3 месяца назад +1

      I imagine his stand would be "Sweet Dreams Are Made of This"(mostly because of his obsession with fictional characters and the line "some of them want to abuse you" as in the fake gal pals) but he'd just ignore that and call it Sonichu or some other bs like that

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 3 месяца назад

      I...
      **grunts in realizing that this guy probably WOULD be an enemy stand user...**

    • @613mp
      @613mp 3 месяца назад

      @@a-s-greig Would probably have some fucked up monologue about the merge while using his stand to fry hedgehogs in case they turn into sonichus