Chris Chan and Politics
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- Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024
- In this video we talk about Chris's very wide and varied "political views".
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The fact that Chris wanted to vote for Lisa Simpsons, a fictional character, is sadly the least insane thing about him.
He'll vote for any woman tbh
My theory is that ever since Trump started running for office seriously Chris looked at a joke meant to be something implausible and silly (like if someone in the fifties made a joke that Reagan would become president in the future), thought it was a premonition and assumed that means Lisa will become president due to what happens in the episode
@redjirachi1 its sad how Chris actually being right about that is somehow LESS unpleasant a prospect than the alternative of "Chris Chan exists and believes this is all divine prophecy"
I believe he would have voted for her even if he didn't fall into the dimensional merge rabbit hole
Well the "Prophecy" is that Lisa beats Trump in an election....
Chris trying to get into politics or teaching him politics is like telling a 7 year old try to get into Stocks
A 7yo is far more emotionally mature than Chris
A 7 year old would have a firmer understanding after being told
I used to be a nanny for an upper class family and I was shocked about it as well, but the 7-year-old actually knew quite a lot about Investing.
The upper classes live completely different lives to us.
@@pinkdiamond1847 They always tell you that the best moment for stock trading is before you were born, so they are just doing the next best thing
@HerrenmoralistI always found that crazy about teen titans go, they would always be back and forth on sh1t to the point of whiplash. Like one moment they be making fart jokes, the next second they would Literally be talking about HOME EQUITY. Im dead serious.
Basically his political beliefs are not political, just selfish beliefs where it should benefit him and not for anyone else.
Facts
Pure, unadultered griftonium in human form
Yeah that’s the long and short of it
Chris really actually wishes to become dictator in his shitty town in his fake shitty dimension. It’s like CHAZ but even more regarded and horrifying*.
Insert joke "how's that different from regular politicians" here
I got brain aids trying to understand Chris's political ideologies
You got braids
Long story short he would be hitler , look how his mayorship was
If you trace the change of his politics changing, it will draw a somichu.. or a bent malformed duck.. depends on which way you look at it...
Whatever's viewed as "wholesome" and "good" at the time.
same
I don't think he actually has any conscious, coherent political ideology to adhere to, I think he just repeats whatever he happens to see floating around the internet.
He'd lose his mind watching Jreg videos
@@redjirachi1based jreg enjoyer
And yeah that sums up his entire life.
Like most (low intel) lefties.
The closest ideology Chris could have would basically be some even more twisted form of North Korea’s ideology (Juche) since after all he wants people to worship him and really hates any form of dissent but even that’s a stretch.
@@gbalph4CWCville is a totalitarian hellscape where the government has a psychic spying on its citizens 24/7. If any place needs a revolution, it’s there.
The fact that people like Chris can vote is the greatest argument against democracy that I can possibly think of.
They even run for office
His vote is worth just as much as yours
@Evan.280I love democracy
That is one of the reasons Plato criticizes democracy lol
@@forTehMemesWhich is terryfying because hes not the only person this stupid. I mean, im an idiot, but at least imnnot Chris Chan level and realize ny vote jas an impact beyond myself.
5:27
1. Too expensive, would never pass congress.
2. 10th Amendment violation.
3. Too vague.
4. Too expensive, also would never pass Congress.
5. 2nd Amendment violation
6. US doesn't have that authority over the UN, and UN doesn't have that authority over member states.
7. Already happening.
Housing reform is "too expensive" in the "anything more than table scraps is too much money not going to Israel" sense.
But it is pretty obvious his fatbutt wanting to lower sales taxes despite wanting housing spending is just him mad the toys he buys cost extra due to the sales tax. And that he wants to cut sales taxes but never mentions the income tax is lol.
@@VubuMack By "housing reform" you mean massive commie blocks in every major US city paid for by the US taxpayers, also conveniently omitted the billions sent to Ukraine every 32 seconds.
Agreed. But what makes number one incredibly stupid to me, is that in the vast majority of cases. Well, let's just say. The homeless aren't homeless because they're houseless.
@@MofoNshsome people are homeless because they got dealt a bad hand in life, others are homeless because of their actions, and instead of trying to improve themselves, they try to make everyone's life worse.
True its not black and white @@leviticusprime4904
Yeah, secret service guys probably just googled Chris, had a good laugh, and that was it.
I would pay to be a fly on the wall to watching some super serious fed dudes discover what fucking Chris Chan is
This comment Aged interestingly
If trump would make his tugboat bigger chris would vote for him
of course he hates donald trump (its cause his face is orange like Kydle Cash)
or Surfshack Tito
He hate him bc the cartoons he watches tells that
Donald Trumpette? Not Donna Trump?
Man, Chris is just... a gift.
The only Donna I know is the one from the Suits so whenever I'll rewatch the series/think about it I'll have to think of this comment, thanks
But also like unironically how much someone's skull must be empty to think english works this way....
Like smurfette lol.. oh Chris has coom brain so maybe it’s from the Bowsette/Boosette naming convention
@@freddekl1102the only one I know is from the Cleveland show… my name is Cleveland brown and I am proud to be back in my old home town with my new family. There’s old friends and new friends and even a bear. There’s got times and bad times, it’s true love to share; that’s why I’ve found a place, where everyone will know, my happy moustached face, this is the Cleveland show.. hahahaha
Politics and Chris go together like a lit match and a tanker.
Nah I’d say they go together like Chris and Barb
Depth Gauge Guy: “Oh, thank God!”
@@anguswaterhouse9255 No hesitation 😭😭😭😭
thats a "hot take"
@@gothicbabboy666 About as hot as Chris and Barb.
If Chris was president, I’d pack my bags before anarchy breaks
Hell, I’d take Hunter Biden for president over Chris Chan anytime.
If Chris was president, I would move to another galaxy.
@@HerrDeutschBlooda dude hopped up on crack 24/7 is probably better than a raging autist
@@HerrDeutschBlood
A little crack smoking and consensual escort hiring is far less questionable than what Chris has done, honestly.
I’d rather continue having Biden as president than Chris Chan if they somehow got that moron to be president I am leaving the country… but I doubt that they will let that babbling buffoon in office
Chris Chan the only type of guy to genuinely think Lisa Simpson is the president of the united states 😭
I'm only envious that I can't detach from reality that hard.
@@pinkdiamond1847😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chris-Chan is someone who will be used as the poster child of why Western society collapsed by future historians.
??
his views on politics arent much different from your average twitter user, both understand politics just as much as each other
So Chris is every modern social media person who gets their politics from a echo chamber
@@OathKeeperRiku07More or less, but Chris also gets his views from trolling
eh I've been on twitter but most of it is like shitposts
he was right about trump tbf
@@eldenfindley186 Nah
29:05 After trumps attempted assassination, guess Chris nearly had his wish fullfied
edit: Not again
Chris embodies the worst of both left and right.
Chris embodies the worst of anything he tries to attach himself to.
Chris embodies the worst of everything tbh
He is a Killary/ lisa simpson voter. Nuff said.
Left. Chris embodies the left to a tee.
No he only embodies the left because i don't see anything conservative about him, at least not anymore
ChrisChan destroying a highly overpriced transformer in a fantasy about killing Trump: It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.
Geno can’t be expected to do all the heavy lifting, magnificent delivery btw
Thanks :D
Geno is too big of a cuck to touch politics, the fact that he treats Chris as a woman is proof of that
That is why i much prefer wallaby over geno because wallaby doesn't suck up to Chris or feed his insanity even more
@@savedemperor8024Nha, Geno still (and will always be) the GOAT supreme, I'm just content slop :P
Chris can't even keep these together, especially in the world he created for himself.
So much for being "stressful"
Small nitpick: "Borb" is a portmanteau of Bob and Barb and it's used to refer to both collectively, it's not a nickname for Barbara.
noted although on the subreddit it is used bothways
Who would win in a stuttering contest: Classic Chris or Joe Biden?
At least Joe was able to speak clearly when he was Chris's age.
@@blknmongl342Yeah, I can't argue with that. On another note, how much time do you think Chris has left?
@@danielutriabrooks477 That's a good question. I mean, considering his lack of exercise and dogwater diet, he'd probably expire in his sixties, but I have no medical knowledge to back it up.
@danielutriabrooks477 given his physical health and the fact that he posted a picture a few months back implying maraschino cherries count as a healthy snack he will be lucky if he makes it past 70.
@@switchplayer1016Yeah, I can see it, altough genetics also play a large part here, with Barb still around and (mostly) independent at her 80s, and Bob almost reaching 90, he might still be here for a long time
For a couple of seconds, as I was using the video as background noise, I complete missed that Chris was actually voting for Lisa Simpsons from the cartoon, my brain just heard the name and simply thought it was the name of some obscure 3rd party candidate, I realized the stupidity once I glanced at my phone 😂
Bro same
“Ha, that’s funny, she had the same name as- oh”
huh is he voting libertari oh...
13:12 aged well
For real 💀
Chris got what he wanted.
Yeah aged well
He had a vision. The dimensional merge was real
Many men, wish death upon me 🎶🎵
Chris can be the punching bag of both sides.
TFS Frieza: God it's like you use words randomly to sound smarter!
Chris: Huh, well now you're being transcendent!
TFS Frieza: AAAAARGH!!
TFS Frieza: "That's stupid! You're stupid! Stop being stupid!"
TFS Frieza:....How do you function?!
"You see, ah, you, uh, ya see there Frieza, you're not dealing with da, with da average Autistic Goddess anymore."
I hope Chris Chan and Writing comes next. The quote “Chris is no Alan Moore and Sonichu is no Watchmen.” Has stuck with me ever since I first read that article.
This is Cliche but his writing is so terrible that it makes even the worst of Sonic fan fictions look good.
DID CHRIS ORCHESTRATE THE ATTACK?? 13:13
I'd say that Chris Chan's views on politics (and anything else really) always walked that fine line between that of a very little kid and that of a selfish disturbed adult. And like usual, its hilarious and horrifying to watch.
“Fiscally liberal and socially conservative”
So he’s the always sunny joke about the biggest prick you can be, politically?
Edit: Don't look at the replies its not worth it
socially conservative and fiscally conservative is the ultimate brainrot combo
@@eldenfindley186fiscally liberal and socially conservative is higher brain rot because those two things are contradictions
@@Goblinhandlersame with social conservatism and fiscal conservatism
@@eldenfindley186 this guy is totaly not ideologically motivated
National Anarcho-Capitalism, a mix of fascism and anarcho-capitalism
Chris Chan's reasons about voting for Clinton and hating Trump almost sound like chatGPT answers.
13:13 this aged very well
Did ree tardy Oswald do it for Chris?
Shit I came here to say that 😂
The dimensional merge is real
Its weird coming back to this video after the attempted assassination of Trump
how?
this damn country can’t even assassinate people anymore😭
@pole8740 this is youtube not Tumblr
Wishing death upon someone no matter what you believe is never ok
I hated my 5th grade teacher as a kid but I never wished death by cancer upon them
@@pole8740 Well trump just luckliy moved, if he stayed in place.. the audience would have been painted like a Gallgher show.
Chris probably cursed pmurt
Obama painting the White House black sounds like a South Park episode 💀
13:14 damm Chris is getting all his wishes from god Jesus finally
13:12 bet you didn't expect this to age like wine
The political brainrot in the comments goes to show that the average youtube viewer understands politics little more than Chris.
Although i guess we're all here because we see ourselves in Chris
Yeah
I agree, I will say that both parties are ass. George Washington was right about not having a 2 party system, it only made us more divided. “United” states my ass. 😭😂
The comments are surprising civil with a few excpetions.
"I pmurt myself today" Johnny Chan.
Trent Rezlor.
@@theonlybilgeTrent Rizzler
0:16 i thought S stands for Sonic
Or Sonichu
Chris’ level of understanding involving politics is almost on par with his level of understanding with copyright law, which suffices to say is laughably minuscule.
Remember, Chris and people like him can vote..... Joy.
the only thing capable of snapping chris out of his delusion even for 1 second is the promise of free money
I think my favorite thing about Chris is his attempt to sound educated and well read through his posts, yet he constantly mixes up words abd uses others that make no sense in the context given only because they sound fancier.
21:10 should’ve made a jump scare disclaimer, now I’m gonna have nightmares of Chris saying “JULIE!” now
I like that chris is such a political nightmare that I physically cant figure out what the people in this comments section believe, theres plenty to hate about him no matter which side of the political spectrum you are on
We’re just amazed about the all over the place nature of Chris. We also have to wonder if Chris took any government or economic classes in high school (I was required to and even took some of those classes in college).
He’s like a Punching bag hanged over the border line in between 2 countries
Shout out for getting every stutter in Chris's explanation for voting for a specific candidate, that probably took a couple takes. It sounded like you were being possessed by Chris's very being.
I think it's incredible that he made the one thing both the left and right can agree on. Chris needs to stay as far away from politics as possible.
13:13 I can't believe he predicted the trump assassination attempt
Chris Chan vs Donald Trump election would be funny af lmao
I would move out of the fucking country if that scenario happened
Both would "debate" in the same way: Attacking each other
@@spicysharkI would be proud to call Chris chan my president
Chris Chan would “curse ye ha me ha” Trump
Its funny how Americans are so hardwired to despise Trump for being mean and not his policies that they would rather vote for one of the most insane people to ever exist. Where did the US go wrong.
13:11 well that aged well
6:30 The phrase “President Chandler” made me laugh out of sheer absurdity, great delivery on the line too!
I left the whole “being political” thing awhile ago and I’ve been on both sides switching with different perspective over the years,and to see what Chris inquires to be his “politics”, is utterly indeed a fucking dumpster fire. Lol
I love how Chris uses Sentinel Prime as a representation of Donald Trump
Both sides certainly have things to not like about him
kinda crazy how he made those threats and never got in trouble. i dont know how frequently the government deals with that sort of thing, but i wonder if he's on any types of lists because of the pmurt era
Honestly I think the feds think he’s too regarded to assassinate a political figure and just laughed at his dumb threats.
If every major hollywood hooker from matt groening to katjy griffin is doing it, they surely dont care too much about some virginian NEET
Maybe they just figured he was harmless. And I mean Trump isn't a senile old woman and not in the range of pepper spray so...in that case he probably is fine.
@@dr.altoclef9255 they probably figured they couldn't hand him a $4k rifle and pass it off as a legit assassination attempt. or try and honey trap him by setting up a weapons deal.
Chris reminds me of my middle school self talking about politics.
Holy shit u hit it on the head
what a conincidence...
Chris and Politics….this ought to be fun.
Chris aggressively misunderstanding how the Clintons work is genuinely hilarious to me.
13:12
Bro that aged well.
Knowing that Chris can vote without question is scary.
this episode should just be the chronicles of pickle chin vs pmurt
This makes me sad that my state is known for being home of chris chan
That thumbnail is a piece of art!
Thanks :D
Seeing crap on Peter’s pants made me chuckle
@@Heretowatchvideos123Chris really have fecal & urinary problems, ALOT
chris refusing to do research isnt a result of autism. its him being gullible. generally good video, but if youre gonna pin a lot of his actions to his autism, get someone with some experience on that to check if it really can be pinned there.
He hadn't watched the daily/nightly news on TV. His zero awareness of the 9/11 and the Pulse shooting were indicators of that.
Its a combination, between his general lack of research and care combined with his juvenile autistic way of thinking
Chris thinking that hillary clinton would have done anything beneficial for the country truly shows how far gone his mind is
i guess that means about half the entire US is just as deprived as he is.
@latinaparfait well apparently 80 million people voted for Joe Biden. Intelligence is a very uncommon thing in the US.
@@latinaparfaitYou nailed it.
As if the alternative was any better
Chris’ politics are like the worst of family guy and the simpsons
Unbearably inconsistent, tactless and hypocritical
Will you Do a video on Chris Chan and racism? Because OH MY am I curious to see they’re history with that
damn that video would be 1h long atleast xd, but maybe a segment on it
@@WallabysArchiveplease I need an hour of Chris Chan racism
Chris talking about Trump is hilarious. Most of the things that he’s berating Trump for apply to him just as, if not more than they apply to Trump.
i feel like sonichu is more recognisable than sonic to me now
13:12 Chris-chan sent an assassin
What's actually crazy to me is that the thought experiment at 15:00 actually works (if not a bit obtuse) and isn't a horrendous piece of philosophical thought from Chris.
Proof that most chronically online people a4e just as restarted as chris chan
maybe not everyone should be allowed to vote.
Chris chan is literally just every negative trait a human being is capable of having mashed into one
Chris sounds like the kinda dude to think the "AR" in "AR-15" stands for "assault rifle".
13:03 This aged like fine wine holy shit
13:12 Foreshadowing
Then a guy who looked equally incestuous (no seriously a lot of people were roasting the attempted assassin by how inbred he looked) shot at Trump with all the effectiveness of a stormtrooper.
chrischan planned the event confirmed
17:33 did i just hear the battle cats crit noise?
Correct my fellow battlecats bro 💪💪💪
@@WallabysArchive sick
Bro, if Chris tried to come for our guns...
CWC's response to Pmurt wanting to sign the FADA sounds like an OneyPlays hypothetical.
13:14 Epic foreshadow
13:12 Chris predicted the 2 assassination attempts of trump fr?
13:12 Dude
27:09 sound effects jumpscared me cause i thought i was in disc vc with soundboard
summing up: chris votes for whoever the guy in a suit on tv tells him to, like all other democrats.
Don’t act like republicans don’t do the same thing. ☠️👎🏾
13:13 Chris, nooo
NOOOOOO
4:53 calling Chris a dumbass is a bit of an understatement 💀
Pssst, Chris, a little history lesson for you. In April of 1775, a British Army marched out of Boston Massachusetts and headed for the towns of Lexington and Concord with orders to confiscate guns. A man named Paul set out on horse back warning the people that the British where coming. As the british arived at Lexingtone, they confiscated and burned all the guns, powder and shot. This set people off thinking they burnt down the whole town. By the time they got to Concord, an army of militia where waiting and battle would ensue. The British where forced to retreat back to Boston being ambushed and shot at every step of the way.
This solitary act kicked off the American Revolutionary War. Spoilers, the gun grabbers lost.
It's amazing despite Chris Chan's trouble with the law, this individual manages to maintain their privilege to vote
Unless someone is incarcerated during an election i think they should have the right to vote
"Government funded housing for the homeless" but then wants to reduce the only few ways money could fund Government housing for the homeless and low-income 🤦♂
"But government rich, they can print moneys!"
I just can not believe that people like chris are real
Can you imagine if he was born in greek times? He would probably be recorded as a philosopher 😅
@@Covid--xs3ykYes, the only Greek philosopher to be exiled from every village spouting endlessly about the strangest yellow and pink satyr.
@@Covid--xs3yk Diogenes was like the Chris Chan of Greek philosophers, except he was way smarter (still off his rocker though).
@@BladeEdge86Don't slander my boi Dio like that 💀
"His shift to the left-(Chris goes to the right)
Lol
8:41 Rabbids go home music!!!!!!
It perfectly fits Chris.
OMG thankyou I was wondering wtf it was. It was like a war tune
@@bingdinggold1877 It's this tune ruclips.net/video/faFzRYH6ZoY/видео.htmlfeature=shared
13:12 and somebody took that "order" from Chris.
That's how deranged the world has gotten over the years.
For some reason, this video sent me into a rabbit hole of brass band music from Romania/Moldova. Thanks I suppose
Chris Chan is very pro-establishment lol.
34:54 update: he has now, chris made a tweet on endorsing Harris
I wish they would've put him in jail for threats, one year wasn't long enough
13:11 this did not age well