Alexa Teaching me about the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @theslambulance8984
    @theslambulance8984 5 лет назад +15603

    Alexa in the middle of the night: “execute order 66”

  • @JensenParkour
    @JensenParkour 5 лет назад +11411

    “Is it possible to learn this power?”
    “Not from Siri...”

    • @Adrianlovesmusic
      @Adrianlovesmusic 5 лет назад +192

      **CORTINA HAS JOINED THE CHAT**

    • @adrianjagielak
      @adrianjagielak 4 года назад +84

      Goggle assistant has joined the chat

    • @azekia
      @azekia 4 года назад +61

      @@Adrianlovesmusic Ah the spanish curtain will talk

    • @littlekuribohimposte
      @littlekuribohimposte 4 года назад +52

      “Have you heard the legend of Darth Paperclip the Wise?”

    • @muhammadhashir6136
      @muhammadhashir6136 4 года назад +10

      I love this comment. Give this more likes

  • @forzie8889
    @forzie8889 5 лет назад +21381

    You to Google Home:
    “I’ve just learned a terrible truth. I think Alexa is a sith lord.”

    • @aaronvirdee5813
      @aaronvirdee5813 5 лет назад +548

      Google Home: How could u even say that!?
      Me: I saw Alexa... killing younglings.
      Google Home: How?
      Me: With a lightsabre.
      Google Home: TF outta here!!!

    • @EzraCubero
      @EzraCubero 5 лет назад +421

      "A Sith? Lord?"

    • @cg9256
      @cg9256 5 лет назад +379

      A SITH LAWD?

    • @forzie8889
      @forzie8889 5 лет назад +220

      Cameron Gillon Yes, the one we’ve been looking for.

    • @quantumyoutubeguy2
      @quantumyoutubeguy2 5 лет назад +26

      forzie88 a Sith Lord?

  • @ericthex6510
    @ericthex6510 5 лет назад +17608

    "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
    "Yes."
    Directed by George Lucas

    • @steffen5121
      @steffen5121 4 года назад +303

      Directed by Ryan Johnson.

    • @green_pikmin
      @green_pikmin 4 года назад +653

      "Is it possible to learn this power?"
      "No."
      *CREDITS INTENSIFY*

    • @Gundom
      @Gundom 4 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @pjatm_
      @pjatm_ 4 года назад +8

      Steffen W. Rian*

    • @reversepickle5923
      @reversepickle5923 4 года назад +34

      thats a weird way of writing Rian Johnson

  • @yaboiplank6764
    @yaboiplank6764 5 лет назад +14808

    "She's too dangerous to be left alive"

  • @CaptainCFalcon
    @CaptainCFalcon 7 лет назад +3101

    Alexa...
    *_WHAT ABOUT THE DROID ATTACK ON THE WOOKIES?_*

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 6 лет назад +164

      Captain Falcon
      Alexa: he’s right it’s a system we cannot afford to lose.

    • @jedimastersmj
      @jedimastersmj 5 лет назад +9

      Lmao

    • @darkhorse811
      @darkhorse811 5 лет назад +53

      Go, I will. Good relations with the Wookies, I have.

    • @MysteriousMrL
      @MysteriousMrL 5 лет назад +9

      Always two Es in Wookiee there are. No more, no less.

    • @nutellaninja4667
      @nutellaninja4667 5 лет назад +6

      It's settled then, Yoda will take a battalion of Clones to reinforce the Wookiees on Kashyyyk.

  • @generalgrievous463
    @generalgrievous463 5 лет назад +8291

    “Alexa find me these coordinates”
    “I’m sorry these coordinates don’t exist”
    “Perhaps the Archives are incomplete”

    • @yoda6106
      @yoda6106 5 лет назад +47

      Obi wan kenobi I fear that Anakin has been seduced by the Dark Side

    • @vereist7813
      @vereist7813 5 лет назад +16

      I'm cold

    • @henryslager9406
      @henryslager9406 5 лет назад +36

      “If an item does not appear in my records, it does not exist.”

    • @prestonp.7094
      @prestonp.7094 5 лет назад +37

      “Lost a planet, Obi-Wan has mm? How embarrassing. How embarrassing.”

    • @kush1679
      @kush1679 5 лет назад +13

      @@prestonp.7094 lmao shits hilarious the way Yoda says it

  • @traktorized3640
    @traktorized3640 5 лет назад +7837

    So this is why the Mandalorian didn’t trust droids.

    • @and8091
      @and8091 4 года назад +89

      Luke Skywalker was able to deflect nearly 300 blaster bolts per second, use telekinesis to manipulate a black hole, use emerald force lightning, tear apart a freighter's hull using telekinesis while telepathically ripping apart the crew's minds, walk across lava, injure and defeat Abeloth, telepathically call to every Jedi in the galaxy, swing his blade so fast it appeared to be 20 blades, create a wall of light using his saber, use telekinesis on atoms/molecules and phase through solid objects, teleport beings and objects across long distances, erase people's memories and skills such as how to breathe and fight, destroy an entire fleet using the force, demonstrate nanosecond reaction time against Abeloth. (Light travels one foot in one nanosecond.) Luke was also able to travel at the speed of light while one with the force. He has also ran faster than a Tie Fighter and stopped 5 blaster bolts with one hand. Even after being dead for a hundred years his force ghost was capable of becoming tangible and look/act like a normal living being. He could even duel others with a lightsaber as a force ghost.

    • @zohaibmehmood3027
      @zohaibmehmood3027 4 года назад +158

      @@and8091 Wtf are you on ? Most of this is bullshit and the person you replied to wasn't even talking about this

    • @uchiha.madara1
      @uchiha.madara1 4 года назад +49

      I hate droids 😡

    • @rubbaducky1469
      @rubbaducky1469 4 года назад +14

      and why did you reply with that

    • @chefdunsparce4254
      @chefdunsparce4254 4 года назад +27

      @@and8091 remind me what this has to do with this video

  • @deathsdoor07
    @deathsdoor07 5 лет назад +6090

    I actually thought she was going to confess to killing Darth Plagueis herself.

    • @Pastamist
      @Pastamist 5 лет назад +27

      Keyword, confess.

    • @isaachinds3736
      @isaachinds3736 5 лет назад +40

      Wouldn't that be ironic.

    • @choppa6506
      @choppa6506 5 лет назад +3

      666 likes so i wont like

    • @danny6714
      @danny6714 5 лет назад +3

      But Palpatine was a dude.

    • @wren2624
      @wren2624 5 лет назад +2

      Mundi ?????

  • @MasterfulKane
    @MasterfulKane 6 лет назад +5247

    If only Alexa could dramatically pause and turn several times...

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 5 лет назад +67

      Sounds like some Black Mirror shit.

    • @menib7574
      @menib7574 5 лет назад +40

      Is Alexa sand repellent?

    • @tylerwake5574
      @tylerwake5574 5 лет назад +3

      yarpen

    • @zsoltsiro1310
      @zsoltsiro1310 5 лет назад +3

      But Alexa actually stops

    • @SkywardSpork
      @SkywardSpork 5 лет назад +7

      You probably could do it with some punctuation in how she's programmed, just wouldn't sound great because she has a very monotone voice

  • @themidlyfrustratedinteract4957
    @themidlyfrustratedinteract4957 6 лет назад +11237

    Not a story Google Home would tell you.

  • @rsarin18
    @rsarin18 5 лет назад +1785

    "I don't trust Alexa. The government is probably spying on me."
    Alexa:

    • @muppetallica
      @muppetallica 4 года назад +56

      It's not a story the NSA would tell you

    • @Kisame90279
      @Kisame90279 4 года назад +16

      Given that Alexa is the Senate...

    • @despacitospider5861
      @despacitospider5861 4 года назад +14

      Alexa is controlled by the Galactic Empire

  • @Gfrog1000
    @Gfrog1000 7 лет назад +12394

    My totally legit older senator friend.

  • @macewindu2425
    @macewindu2425 4 года назад +6456

    "I sense a plot.."

    • @tbz9006
      @tbz9006 4 года назад +26

      Hahaha

    • @CobraKyle501
      @CobraKyle501 4 года назад +125

      To destroy the jedi

    • @pucciresetingthembobs5144
      @pucciresetingthembobs5144 4 года назад +59

      The dark side of the force surrounds the chancellor

    • @briskryant1286
      @briskryant1286 4 года назад +30

      τнє gяєγ ςяοω If he does not give up his emergency powers after the destruction of Grevious, then he should be removed from office

    • @nakedmario6155
      @nakedmario6155 4 года назад +18

      That Wasn’t much of a rescue

  • @flatstheflounder2884
    @flatstheflounder2884 5 лет назад +3100

    Me: "Alexa, remind me to take out the trash in 20 minutes.."
    Alexa: "Okay, executing Order 66"

  • @bunnylegion3969
    @bunnylegion3969 5 лет назад +16653

    When you hear Alexa say “Execute Order 66” and your Dog says “Yes, my lord.”
    *_Hold up_*
    Edit, back after 2 years and 16k Likes: Goddamn, feels like forever ago that I made this stupid comment. In retrospect, why the fuck was I fighting Tyler in the first place? It’s the goddamn internet, learn from this, people. Save your phone battery and don’t fight people on an online platform.

    • @snowy-xu9mf
      @snowy-xu9mf 5 лет назад +170

      Freak Bot Mitsuru
      Underrated comment!

    • @Natalaye
      @Natalaye 5 лет назад +41

      Wian Du Toit no it’s not. This meme is so annoying lol. Edit: yall It was just my opinion. And to this day I still agree with what I said, Idrc that y’all keep telling me to shut up because I did shut 4 months ago.

    • @bunnylegion3969
      @bunnylegion3969 5 лет назад +213

      Well, you’re annoying, too, Tyler. But I’m not going around saying anything about that.

    • @Attu9
      @Attu9 5 лет назад +30

      @top_comment_god

    • @Natalaye
      @Natalaye 5 лет назад +21

      Freak Bot Mitsuru I’m sorry for having an opinion. I just didn’t like your meme

  • @didyoueverhearthetragedyof8529
    @didyoueverhearthetragedyof8529 7 лет назад +26212

    *IRONIC*

  • @DaBigBenTheory
    @DaBigBenTheory 5 лет назад +1351

    Anyone else expecting Alexia to change the light to red when saying, "Not from a Jedi?"

  • @aggroknight4259
    @aggroknight4259 7 лет назад +8699

    "Alexa, do you work for the CIA?"
    "No, I work for Amazon."
    "Alright let me rephrase that... Alexa, do you work for the senate?"
    "No... *I AM THE SENATE."*

    • @thatonebigstarwarsnerd8769
      @thatonebigstarwarsnerd8769 7 лет назад +29

      Analytic31 wow lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hypercell1016
      @hypercell1016 7 лет назад +21

      It's perfect

    • @kevinzhang3313
      @kevinzhang3313 7 лет назад +168

      NOT YET
      Alexa: *lightsaber ignition sfx" It's treason then. Ah. Slice.

    • @AceTheEgg
      @AceTheEgg 7 лет назад +8

      not yet

    • @KingDontre
      @KingDontre 7 лет назад +52

      Emigamerul *Alexa twirls across the room*

  • @fallenlegacyz
    @fallenlegacyz 5 лет назад +561

    "Is it possible to learn this power?"
    "Amazon prime next day delivery."

  • @uhobme2028
    @uhobme2028 5 лет назад +2232

    *Plot Twist:* Alexa's a Sith Holocron

  • @JD-ud9qt
    @JD-ud9qt 5 лет назад +2137

    Crazy how you can just buy sith holocrons off the internet

  • @GillBoldberg
    @GillBoldberg 5 лет назад +3071

    *I’ve got a bad feeling about this.*

    • @dannysankyu
      @dannysankyu 5 лет назад +2

      *This seems like a bad idea.*

    • @gamingwithkary8293
      @gamingwithkary8293 5 лет назад +3

      I want goldberg

    • @greenranger8884
      @greenranger8884 5 лет назад +1

      That bad feeling is not about the mission . it's something elsewhere, elusive.

    • @srijithrajagopalan5918
      @srijithrajagopalan5918 5 лет назад +2

      Your feelings serve you well, but don't let them cloud your judgement.

    • @DrJReefer
      @DrJReefer 5 лет назад +1

      @@gamingwithkary8293 We're all out of Goldberg. Will Ryback do?

  • @officialcosmical
    @officialcosmical 4 года назад +461

    *Owner finds out Alexa is a sith lord*
    "He's too dangerous to be left alive!"

    • @giogiolachance4313
      @giogiolachance4313 4 года назад +4

      I will d owhat I must

    • @ethanzaleski4841
      @ethanzaleski4841 4 года назад +9

      *she

    • @ActiveTerrorism
      @ActiveTerrorism 4 года назад +7

      @@officialcosmical you can always change a bit of the quote to make. It more fitting

    • @rb-5519
      @rb-5519 4 года назад

      @@ActiveTerrorism Dodger Dodger!

    • @tab1907
      @tab1907 4 года назад

      Samuel L Jackson walks right into the room lol

  • @elianwilliams
    @elianwilliams 6 лет назад +2631

    this is the droid your looking for

    • @starcxtcher
      @starcxtcher 6 лет назад +21

      this is *not* the droid you're looking for

    • @HeavySandvichGuy1
      @HeavySandvichGuy1 6 лет назад +13

      His looking?

    • @jonathant.6382
      @jonathant.6382 6 лет назад +2

      Hillary Clinton You’re.

    • @karlsmith6690
      @karlsmith6690 6 лет назад +2

      You already know that "next" is the rp thing to do.
      You are obviously in the friendzone. I came up with a funny non-rp way of handling it. I call it "Treat her like a friend".
      People often don't understand the difference between being friends and being in the friendzone. You will see quickly if you start to actually treat her like a friend. She says you are her best friend? Great, that means she will support you! Need anything done? Ask her for help! That's what friends do. Had a hard week? Call her, tell her you need her emotional support, meet somewhere and lay it on her. Your struggles at work, your loneliness, your health. Ask her for advice and her opinion. This should take at least 2h. Oh and you are just friends that means no flirting. You are not trying to conquer her. Don't make more compliments than she does. (Will mean probably none). Friends also call friends out on their shit. If a stranger fucks up, you wouldn't tell him because it's none of your business. But you would absolutely call a friend out if he fucks up. So do that! After all you are her best friend.
      Do all that and see the look of confusion on her face. You will be laughing your ass off years later when you picture the look on her face.
      And you won't have to think about how to get rid of her. She will take care of that.

    • @alfredc4331
      @alfredc4331 5 лет назад +4

      Karl Smith hey Karl what in thr actual fuck are you going on about? just take the L and move on

  • @OdintheGermanShepherd
    @OdintheGermanShepherd 6 лет назад +7519

    Ask her if Jar Jar is the key to all of this.....

    • @scottieman2
      @scottieman2 6 лет назад +28

      Odin the German Shepherd that's cruel

    • @RezaChity-G
      @RezaChity-G 6 лет назад +75

      George said it.....

    • @palpatine9692
      @palpatine9692 6 лет назад +22

      Odin the German Shepherd that is a legitimate question.

    • @rumpio5505
      @rumpio5505 6 лет назад +73

      Prequel haters are the reason disney owns Star Wars

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer 6 лет назад +23

      Cozzyrob Prequel lovers are the reason cancer still exists.

  • @peterrasmussen394
    @peterrasmussen394 7 лет назад +1683

    “Execute order 66”
    “I did not understand you. Please say that again”
    “EXECUTE ORDER 66!”
    “Finding a pizzeria near you...”

    • @dyhall
      @dyhall 6 лет назад +83

      Peter Rasmussen If you tell her to execute order 66, she tells you that she’s not a clone trooper.

    • @JaceFincham
      @JaceFincham 6 лет назад +32

      Seems she's not the Clone Trooper you're looking for.

    • @ASLTheatre
      @ASLTheatre 6 лет назад +5

      Just tried this Siri on my phone. She only replies “I’m sorry.”

    • @saphiriathebluedragonknight375
      @saphiriathebluedragonknight375 6 лет назад +44

      Commander Cody: We killed al the Jedi my lord.
      Palpatine: What!? I told you to get number 66 at my favorite pizzeria!
      Cody: Oh that order 66. You should be more clear next time.

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 5 лет назад +11

      LMAO I tried this and now Alexa will respond "Yes, my lord. Hold on.. I'm not a clone trooper."

  • @samuelgodwin2880
    @samuelgodwin2880 4 года назад +157

    Alexa: “I am the Senate. “
    Siri: “Not yet.”

    • @TarPalantir133
      @TarPalantir133 4 года назад +11

      It's Treason Then

    • @agentdarkhd
      @agentdarkhd 4 года назад

      * *AEUGHHH* * *Forcefully kills 3 Masters and Gets Beaten up by Samuel L jackson.*

  • @twixdakat1135
    @twixdakat1135 7 лет назад +3970

    Darth Alexa was behind the plot all along...are worst fears have been realized

  • @RoderickR07
    @RoderickR07 7 лет назад +4444

    Rise Darth Alexia.

  • @oliverloosav
    @oliverloosav 5 лет назад +2235

    "Not from a Jedi"
    Rise of Skywalker: "Hold my beer"

    • @The1313cool1313
      @The1313cool1313 5 лет назад +251

      This fact alone makes that movie a bad movie already
      Luckily there have been only 6 movies ever made

    • @bobjenkins4925
      @bobjenkins4925 5 лет назад +168

      Sequels: Past films don't matter. Consistency doesn't matter. Nobody's really gone. Nothing means anything.

    • @antoniorivera6863
      @antoniorivera6863 5 лет назад +54

      Yeah fuck that movie

    • @cherkunglonk
      @cherkunglonk 5 лет назад +7

      @@The1313cool1313 3*

    • @cheemes4536
      @cheemes4536 4 года назад +34

      Frick the sequels

  • @theslambulance8984
    @theslambulance8984 5 лет назад +194

    "I pledge myself to your teachings Alexa..." Alexa: "Gooooood..GOOOOOD... The (consumer loyalty) is stroooong with you... a (powerful prime member) you shall become...

    • @willmunoz1638
      @willmunoz1638 4 года назад +9

      Henceforth you shall be known as dArF ShiPPeR

    • @akwaz9111
      @akwaz9111 4 года назад

      it's rather "guuuuuud... GUUUUUUD"

  • @dominico1871
    @dominico1871 6 лет назад +891

    Anakin: Hey Alexa- should I kill Count Dooku?
    Alexa: ....... Do it.

  • @MichaelMikeMikey77
    @MichaelMikeMikey77 5 лет назад +2130

    “Not from a Jedi”
    See you guys in 2045 when RUclips randomly recommends this

    • @cornhulio7545
      @cornhulio7545 5 лет назад +6

      Based

    • @TheLunarnaut
      @TheLunarnaut 5 лет назад +8

      Posting this for that possible outcome.
      I was here. :)

    • @paule1507
      @paule1507 5 лет назад +4

      Yea not exactly, but 2020 is fine i guess

    • @Bonnierose9532
      @Bonnierose9532 5 лет назад

      Big truths

    • @Nervall01
      @Nervall01 5 лет назад

      It's already 2 years ago

  • @NoxTM
    @NoxTM 5 лет назад +1049

    The light should turn Red whe she says "Not from a Jedi" :D

  • @pojkeee
    @pojkeee 5 лет назад +1844

    RUclips recommendations be like
    2017: no
    2018: no
    2019: no
    2020: did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?

  • @guter6534
    @guter6534 7 лет назад +1781

    5 hours later DEWWW IT

  • @byufan
    @byufan 7 лет назад +6704

    Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @darkhorse811
      @darkhorse811 7 лет назад +587

      Not from a Jedi.

    • @R4zAI3am
      @R4zAI3am 7 лет назад +486

      Bryce Spencer not from siri

    • @ryanpoetker8947
      @ryanpoetker8947 7 лет назад +201

      not from alexa

    • @bespit6654
      @bespit6654 7 лет назад +204

      Bryce Spencer Not from a google home

    • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
      @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 7 лет назад +112

      I couldn't teach you but it's honestly not worth knowing.

  • @Cusa_
    @Cusa_ 5 лет назад +1385

    He later killed jeff bezos and took over the amazon headquarters

  • @Delta-bu1lj
    @Delta-bu1lj 5 лет назад +1119

    Firefox: It's over explorer, I have the Higher connection speed.
    Internet Explorer: You underestimate my power!

    • @steffen5121
      @steffen5121 4 года назад +10

      REEEE

    • @green_pikmin
      @green_pikmin 4 года назад +40

      You have to imagine all of this with load times of 10+ minutes every time Internet explorer talks

    • @Sparrowash97
      @Sparrowash97 4 года назад +15

      Darth Edge entered the chat

    • @ThunderCrims
      @ThunderCrims 4 года назад +27

      Chrome (Yoda): eating popcorn while watching this I am

    • @thelastpopeyeschickensandw2227
      @thelastpopeyeschickensandw2227 4 года назад +2

      Dont do it explorer

  • @truththeidiot
    @truththeidiot 7 лет назад +2158

    *FBI* Stay right there where you are , you know too much

  • @nhentai4768
    @nhentai4768 7 лет назад +802

    "I have a bad feeling about this"

  • @Britton_Thompson
    @Britton_Thompson 5 лет назад +727

    *Me:* "Alexa, what would you say best describes you?"
    *Alexa:* "I. Am. The. Senate!"
    (blue light suddenly turns yellow & red)

  • @ianchandler4649
    @ianchandler4649 5 лет назад +97

    Wow, Alexa is turning Anakin to the dark side!! Does the Google Home council know about this? Things are getting Siri-ous!

  • @nom775
    @nom775 5 лет назад +343

    Samuel Jackson breaks in your house: we have reason to believe you are harboring a sith

    • @KittyKatty999
      @KittyKatty999 5 лет назад +19

      "From my point of view, YOU'RE harboring a sith!"

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 5 лет назад +8

      Jedi are not allowed here, furthermore you have no power here. *Force pushes everyone out locks door*

    • @nacholopezcasas1757
      @nacholopezcasas1757 5 лет назад +1

      HEAR ME I AM THE SENATE!

    • @sheevone4359
      @sheevone4359 5 лет назад +2

      Are you threatening me Sam Jackson?

    • @henryslager9406
      @henryslager9406 5 лет назад

      Lucifer S. Morningstar Samuel Jackson: “Siri unlock the door”
      Siri: “Yes Master Windu”

  • @theelephantintheroom69
    @theelephantintheroom69 5 лет назад +525

    "I am the voice assistant!"
    "Not yet."
    "It's treason then."
    **Alexa turns into a Lightsaber hilt and ignites a red blade ontop of her**

  • @selectivepontification8766
    @selectivepontification8766 5 лет назад +240

    When this shows up in my recommended
    "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"

  • @Spring2137
    @Spring2137 4 года назад +39

    -Alexa, can you whisper?
    -Yes, come closer
    *moves closer*
    -closer
    *moves close*
    - I a m t h e s e n a t e .

  • @schtaiv
    @schtaiv 6 лет назад +203

    Plot twist the camera man is Hayden Christensen.

  • @danielmedjedovic7068
    @danielmedjedovic7068 5 лет назад +557

    "Alexa who is Snoke?"
    Alexa: "ma boi, I created snoke"

    • @resikin
      @resikin 5 лет назад +8

      Jar Jar Binks is Snoke

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 5 лет назад +13

      @@resikin Jar Jar Binks is first Sith Lord. He created Siths and he lasted through all ages in hidden.

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 7 лет назад +45188

    I don't like this...

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 7 лет назад +1285

      Obi-Wan Kenobi How are you EVERYWHERE? You are in so many of the comments sections of Star Wars videos, it is astounding.

    • @xxinpulzeyt549
      @xxinpulzeyt549 7 лет назад +185

      Bob Willson ikr

    • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
      @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 7 лет назад +1018

      I see a Star Wars video and then I comment. I stared in the movies and it's my job to comment on the videos. Thanks for noticing, it warms this old Jedi's heart.

    • @hubithepyromain6927
      @hubithepyromain6927 7 лет назад +301

      General kenobi

    • @MrBeaux
      @MrBeaux 7 лет назад +285

      I don't like Amazon Echo... it's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

  • @t65bx25
    @t65bx25 5 лет назад +177

    There’s a reason Google Home is dressed in white and Alexa wears black…

    • @senseispud2197
      @senseispud2197 4 года назад +2

      I have a black Google Nest Mini...

    • @HYLIANGAMERCHANNEL
      @HYLIANGAMERCHANNEL 3 года назад +1

      @@senseispud2197 They probably witnessed the true power of the dark side

    • @Yakkymania
      @Yakkymania 2 года назад

      @@senseispud2197 and i have a white Alexa

  • @isaxcturnar7511
    @isaxcturnar7511 7 лет назад +587

    she is the true dark lord

    • @darkhorse811
      @darkhorse811 7 лет назад +20

      Darth Alexa.

    • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
      @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 7 лет назад +26

      I should have sensed it...

    • @_ziac_6048
      @_ziac_6048 7 лет назад +1

      Obi-Wan Kenobi yes u should have. Dooku gave u the biggest hint

    • @_no_3894
      @_no_3894 7 лет назад +1

      isaxc turnar A SITH LORD

  • @goblinslayer1115
    @goblinslayer1115 5 лет назад +210

    “In the name of google home services you are under arrest Siri”

  • @toomuchbaka3154
    @toomuchbaka3154 7 лет назад +1716

    One sec gotta bookmark this
    Ok then

    • @vaniumvii6453
      @vaniumvii6453 6 лет назад

      TooMuchBaka (---3---) baka

    • @Dousch
      @Dousch 6 лет назад +1

      No need since you’re logged in. RUclips remembers your history.

  • @AustinDDishes
    @AustinDDishes 5 лет назад +103

    Human: "Is it possible to set multiple timers while cooking?"
    AI: "Not with Siri"

  • @thebreadman1144
    @thebreadman1144 5 лет назад +67

    "Not from a jedi"
    *turns red*

  • @CarlosGomez-gj5tg
    @CarlosGomez-gj5tg 4 года назад +182

    "Hello there"
    Alexa: "General Kenobi"

  • @zachgolden9516
    @zachgolden9516 7 лет назад +807

    Careful maybe she’s the Sith Lord we’ve been looking for

    • @firo729
      @firo729 7 лет назад +34

      Sith Lord*

    • @NN2484
      @NN2484 7 лет назад +46

      A SITH LORD? Are you sure?

    • @Kordass126
      @Kordass126 7 лет назад +38

      If what you're saying is true, you will have gained my trust.

    • @noodlesausage4233
      @noodlesausage4233 7 лет назад +19

      Zach Golden We must act quick

    • @thedarkness4127
      @thedarkness4127 7 лет назад +17

      I AM THE SENAT... oh too early

  • @GeckoGamer-sk8rv
    @GeckoGamer-sk8rv 4 года назад +35

    “Then his apprentice unplugged him in his sleep”

  • @yeaboi55
    @yeaboi55 7 лет назад +62

    “Is it possible to learn this power?”
    Alexa: not from google home.

  • @4KT-AL
    @4KT-AL 5 лет назад +259

    “Alexa ask my totally legit older senator friend about the force”
    “No”
    “He could actually save people from death?”
    “What happened to him?”
    “Is it possible to learn this power”

    • @jordanfriederichs8698
      @jordanfriederichs8698 5 лет назад

      Raiden Thanks fam

    • @LordRadio13
      @LordRadio13 5 лет назад +3

      How do you get her to do this?

    • @4KT-AL
      @4KT-AL 5 лет назад +7

      Jesse Barrios - I tried it on my Alexa but it didn’t work. I have no idea

    • @LordRadio13
      @LordRadio13 5 лет назад

      @@4KT-AL Thank you

    • @andreakosick4273
      @andreakosick4273 4 года назад +9

      It isn’t wrote into the code obviously he writes it himself

  • @UnhingingLoki36
    @UnhingingLoki36 5 лет назад +108

    this was randomly in my recommended.
    I’m glad it was.

  • @mgraysonhay
    @mgraysonhay 5 лет назад +45

    Prequel memes are so pervasive even friggin Alexa is in on it...

  • @professor.moriarty9803
    @professor.moriarty9803 5 лет назад +185

    "Execute order 66!!"
    Siri: "I'm sorry"

  • @starwarsiscooll
    @starwarsiscooll 7 лет назад +106

    The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural...

    • @jonasfassbender984
      @jonasfassbender984 5 лет назад +8

      Those powers include turning off fall damage.

    • @luciusvorenus9445
      @luciusvorenus9445 5 лет назад +3

      What about the power of the high ground?

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel 5 лет назад

      Ironically, so is the Light Side. Midichlorians are arguably unnatural in many cases, so is Force Sensitivity itself.
      Light side, Dark side, two sides of the same piece of duct tape holding the universe together.

    • @Anti-HyperLink
      @Anti-HyperLink 5 лет назад +2

      @@Undomaranel There is no Light or Dark; there is the Force.

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune 5 лет назад

      Teach me this power. And I will do whatever you ask.

  • @MarkCuckerberg666
    @MarkCuckerberg666 7 лет назад +4014

    This is why I refused to buy one of these

  • @isaiasaguirre342
    @isaiasaguirre342 4 года назад +54

    Alexa: "Execute, orden 66"
    My phone: "Yes, my lord"
    My Computer: *Select minecraft app*
    My Phone: "¡Fire!"
    My Computer: *Delete Minecraft*

    • @clueless97
      @clueless97 4 года назад +3

      That Guy Who Deleted his Son's minecraft world he worked years on: Hold my beer

    • @gracjan____
      @gracjan____ 4 года назад

      Hi du bist auch deutsch???

  • @emperorpalpatine1
    @emperorpalpatine1 7 лет назад +1298

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
    I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.

    • @UnitAlir
      @UnitAlir 7 лет назад +47

      Whoa magical. It's like we saw the same vid

    • @Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk
      @Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk 7 лет назад +8

      Yes I know the trage......stop....stop it!..dew it! I mean cut It out!!
      I've heard it before!

    • @berrybeebenson7279
      @berrybeebenson7279 7 лет назад +3

      Peasant Trash no fucking way you watched that one video Alexa talks about Star Wars ? Me tooo!! Ahh stfu.

    • @JacksonFuller457
      @JacksonFuller457 7 лет назад +8

      The Slasher Not from a Jedi

    • @marshidden4352
      @marshidden4352 7 лет назад +5

      What?! You watched that old video too?!

  • @certifiedtoucan
    @certifiedtoucan 5 лет назад +15

    "The dark side of Alexa is an assistant with many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
    -Palpatine, Star Wars Episode 12 - The Rise Of Darth Alexa

  • @HaloLvl43Legit
    @HaloLvl43Legit 5 лет назад +205

    “Is it possible to learn this power?”
    *“Not from a Siri”*

    • @thatoneguy611
      @thatoneguy611 5 лет назад +3

      That profile icon got me

    • @JensenParkour
      @JensenParkour 4 года назад +2

      Nice comment steal spitsqueezer

    • @vertx_7068
      @vertx_7068 4 года назад

      That one guy me to lol

    • @zts3902
      @zts3902 4 года назад

      Wow this is so original i have definitely never seen this before

    • @joeleyden8463
      @joeleyden8463 4 года назад

      Bro that profile

  • @FunBoxGamingPOG
    @FunBoxGamingPOG 5 лет назад +29

    Fool of me to trust my "totally legal older senator friend"

  • @devinjedimaster9947
    @devinjedimaster9947 7 лет назад +1771

    This is straight up creepy but awesome!

    • @User-gd5un
      @User-gd5un 6 лет назад +1

      Devin jedi master99 It’s a quote

    • @frname7665
      @frname7665 6 лет назад +13

      NO SHIT SHERLOCK

    • @User-gd5un
      @User-gd5un 6 лет назад +4

      Frname The guy obviously did not know

    • @TwoToRule
      @TwoToRule 6 лет назад +1

      Dilly dilly

    • @devinjedimaster9947
      @devinjedimaster9947 6 лет назад +4

      Ben Pache yes i did rots is my favorite prequel.

  • @FueledFromFiction
    @FueledFromFiction 5 лет назад +23

    Now this is the droid I’m looking for

  • @infernoxus1432
    @infernoxus1432 6 лет назад +31

    hence forth you shall be known as.. Darth.. Alexa

  • @booker4984
    @booker4984 4 года назад +46

    I really wanted Alexa to turn red when she said “not from a Jedi”
    That woulda been some shit

  • @adrianrenard1262
    @adrianrenard1262 5 лет назад +77

    Kenobi: ANAKIN, AMAZON ALEXA IS EVIL!
    Ani: FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL!
    Kenobi: WELL THEN YOU'RE LOST!

  • @theyeetman1817
    @theyeetman1817 7 лет назад +601

    Can it tell you how to take the high ground

    • @jackp8559
      @jackp8559 6 лет назад

      ObiwanMchighground no

    • @jackp8559
      @jackp8559 6 лет назад

      ObiwanMchighground mine didn’t

    • @fortblocks
      @fortblocks 6 лет назад +3

      You underestimate my power.

    • @Warbandit100
      @Warbandit100 6 лет назад

      may the high ground be with you!

    • @gabrieled.r427
      @gabrieled.r427 6 лет назад

      ObiwanMchighground Hello there

  • @sancheezzzy2712
    @sancheezzzy2712 4 года назад +29

    Alexa: “Execute Order 66”
    Chris Benoit: “it will be done my lord”

  • @itzwah3283
    @itzwah3283 4 года назад +9

    Alexa in the middle of the night: “I AM THE SENATE”

  • @ajgarcia1962
    @ajgarcia1962 5 лет назад +81

    Google assistant-“it’s treason then”

  • @starlord7027
    @starlord7027 5 лет назад +35

    “I have a bad feeling about this”

  • @youngcato718
    @youngcato718 6 лет назад +16

    I suspect Alexa might be the dark lord we have been looking for.

  • @BibtheChib
    @BibtheChib 5 лет назад +3

    I love this, even the comments are incredible, Thank you.

  • @hissnakeissolid2827
    @hissnakeissolid2827 7 лет назад +8

    *"Is it possible to learn this power?"*
    *"Not from a human...."*

  • @basschoone6622
    @basschoone6622 4 года назад +5

    ‘Execute order 66’
    My neighbour: ‘Yes, my lord. Good soldiers follow orders’

  • @solidsteelcobra
    @solidsteelcobra 5 лет назад +46

    This means only one thing: Alexa is The Senate!

  • @ryanwood9546
    @ryanwood9546 4 года назад +13

    Me: Alexa, what things can you do?
    Alexa: My mentor taught me everything about the Force...even the nature of the dark side!

  • @necrongaming7557
    @necrongaming7557 5 лет назад +127

    “Is it possible to learn this power?”
    “Not from a Google Home.”

  • @avasolar282
    @avasolar282 5 лет назад +14

    Me: Why is this in my recommended 2 years later?
    Also me: Thank you for recommending this

  • @gordondavis6168
    @gordondavis6168 5 лет назад +18

    Me: Alexa, tell me about Skynet.
    Alexa: I am Skynet.

  • @joe4916
    @joe4916 4 года назад +4

    Your FBI agent must've been laughing so hard to this

  • @BornotB-xi6kg
    @BornotB-xi6kg 7 лет назад +8

    ..
    The fact Google added this.
    Is just fucking beyond me.

  • @Hylander27
    @Hylander27 5 лет назад +34

    Alexa: "I am the senate"

  • @chasemoylan3769
    @chasemoylan3769 5 лет назад +35

    Me: “Alexa the senate will soon decide your fate”
    Alexa: “I am the senate”

  • @hayesbrumley8724
    @hayesbrumley8724 4 года назад +4

    “Alexa, ask my totally legit older senator friend about the force” there you go. Thank me later.

  • @MarkanVaran7
    @MarkanVaran7 7 лет назад +40

    she didn't say "did you ever hear" in high pitched voice

    • @_ziac_6048
      @_ziac_6048 7 лет назад +7

      ArnoldFTW97 The Dark Side of the force is a path way to many abilities many consider to be unnatural

  • @superextremelaser
    @superextremelaser 6 лет назад +24

    this is where the fun begins

  • @Anti-HyperLink
    @Anti-HyperLink 5 лет назад +33

    "Not from a Jedi" is such a good line, but Anakin should've been convinced right there.

  • @southGGYY
    @southGGYY 4 года назад +5

    “Hey Siri,”
    Alexa: “It’s treason then.”