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"Welcome aboard! Haha! Now, I want to tell you a little story... tell me, boy... did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. Hahahaha! You're insane, Carol!"

take sky net down now

Darth Bezos

LOL 😆

Out of all these comments: 33% Have you heard the tragedy 33% Alexa is this sith lord 33% can i learn this power. Not from Siri.

He too dangerous to be left alive

Go to sleep

I tried this with my Alexa, and it didn't work. 😞

"Go to the Mustafar system, Wipe out general gunray..."

Sadly, Alexa lacks the acting chops of Ian McDiarmid.

Machine Learning algorithms has made some great strides, apparently.

Alexa is the sith lord!

This is amazing.

I think Alexa is a sith lord

Nice.

Oh very good.

Wow

GOD THIS IS SO COOL!

*Laughs in sith lord*

I sense a plot… it’s not a story that Disney would tell you.

I've discovered a terrible truth, is that I think Alexa is a sith lord.

Alexa has control of the republic and the senate, she's to dangerous to be left alive

I think Alexa is a Sith Lord

Refine it Alexa and you will convince the world to do your bidding...

I knew Alexa was on the dark side. She sides with the Sith and the FreeMasons, both masters of the dark side of the force. She's really working with the global banking cartels and the banking clan! She denies that Jesus Christ even existed and pushes the Sith propaganda!

Alexa should have been the main antagonist in the Rise of Skywalker.

How the f do she know it?

Me: Come into the room and sit Alexa: Leave us...

Alexa the time has come execute order 66

@partyHatCookieCat How did you get your alexa to say this?

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I think Alexa is a Sith Lord

Is it possible to learn this power?

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.

Put it in 0,75x velocity and it will be identical to the orgiginal scene.

"Anakin Alexa Is Evil!" "From My Point Of View Siri Is Evil!" "Than You Are Lost!"

Teach me how i obtain this power, i not jedi i wanted to learn from it

This story sounds familiar

Darth alexa is teaching us the power of the dark side

It doesn’t work for me

Some buddy needs to time travel and write this down in a cave/temple somewhere to mess with SW fans

Comparing this to Ian McDiarmid's performance prooves that pauses add a lot to a dialogue

The droid is force sensitive destroy it’s to dangerous to be alive

Palpatine: Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth pl- Anakin: Plagueis the wise? Yea the Jedi archives say his apprentice was a lil bitch Palpatine: ...

anakin i told you it would come to this i was right alexa is taking over

A very wise jedi once said nothing happens by accident

“This is where the fun begins.”

no he had the power to save them

Siri is a sith!