Shrek Argues with Obi-Wan on Mustafar

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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @ToxicFiRePower
    @ToxicFiRePower  4 года назад +2551

    Be sure to turn on captions for it to make sense

    • @generalkenobi9524
      @generalkenobi9524 4 года назад +39

      Don't worry, I was already doing that.
      *I am four parallel universes ahead of you*

    • @agenttaco6274
      @agenttaco6274 4 года назад +2

      hello

    • @undergroundgame5425
      @undergroundgame5425 4 года назад +5

      The switch from old ben kenobi to Obi Wan helps make much more sense. Thanks for the tip

    • @littlehollow
      @littlehollow 4 года назад +1

      John Wick in Star Wars. The only day I will respect Disney again is if they make this happen....

    • @jazzcappy
      @jazzcappy 4 года назад

      what was the song at the ending there it was really cool!

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 4 года назад +37624

    Shrek was my brother. I loved him.

  • @Iggymuncher
    @Iggymuncher 4 года назад +12779

    Mace Windu: You are on this swamp, but we do not grant you the rank of ogre
    Shrek: This is the part where you run away!

    • @trueworldprince3939
      @trueworldprince3939 4 года назад +27

      Mahat Ma Glück , mahatma pech 💀🙁🤨🙁💀🙁🤗

    • @herrlichster
      @herrlichster 4 года назад +18

      😂

    • @Dot.marley
      @Dot.marley 4 года назад +67

      @Samuel Choo Mace Windu: take a sit, young Shrek.

    • @swiftstreak98
      @swiftstreak98 4 года назад +12

      @@Dot.marley More like take a shit on Mace Windu's face

    • @Iggymuncher
      @Iggymuncher 4 года назад

      @@TheGamingFalcon101 What?

  • @rubenrubio6875
    @rubenrubio6875 4 года назад +4261

    "I don't *care* what everyone likes..."
    So heartbreaking, it was at this moment we knew Shrek was gone.

  • @cholole8673
    @cholole8673 3 года назад +1214

    "I don't care what everyone likes" in that moment we knew we lost Shrek...

    • @michaelrousopoulos1098
      @michaelrousopoulos1098 3 года назад +41

      Yes.... & sadly it’s just Darth Shrek now. 😞

    • @michaelrousopoulos1098
      @michaelrousopoulos1098 3 года назад +30

      For he was the newly appointed sith who chose to deal in absolutes.

    • @christmooose1198
      @christmooose1198 2 года назад +6

      @@michaelrousopoulos1098 Darth Shrekus the great

    • @grandmofftarkin1516
      @grandmofftarkin1516 2 года назад +12

      I think you mean Darth Layers

    • @cholole8673
      @cholole8673 2 года назад +3

      @@grandmofftarkin1516 omg Moff Tarkin talked to me!! o:

  • @Starpommm
    @Starpommm 4 года назад +11223

    Mace Windows: "The swamp will decide your fate"
    Shrek: "I am the swamp"

    • @Akkise
      @Akkise 4 года назад +306

      Not yet.

    • @7swordquanta459
      @7swordquanta459 4 года назад +258

      @@Akkise It's treason then

    • @Saul20239
      @Saul20239 4 года назад +70

      Starpommm palpatine should be the villain from shrek 4

    • @richardwhite3499
      @richardwhite3499 4 года назад +9

      Starpommm shrek : it is treason then

    • @something6165
      @something6165 4 года назад +1

      No just No

  • @thezoinksguy
    @thezoinksguy 4 года назад +17696

    “Avengers: Infinity War is the most anticipated crossover of all time.”
    Shrek: *”Oh really?”*

    • @saviour1754
      @saviour1754 4 года назад +241

      You and what swamp?

    • @kokomoko1880
      @kokomoko1880 4 года назад +86

      Saviour You and what onion?

    • @falloutbo1325
      @falloutbo1325 4 года назад +55

      @@kokomoko1880 you and how many layers?

    • @saviour1754
      @saviour1754 4 года назад +31

      @@kokomoko1880 I have lvl 69420 onion layered armored and twelve thousand donkeys

    • @trulyflawfull
      @trulyflawfull 4 года назад +12

      Then Infinity war was complete ass

  • @durablewatermark
    @durablewatermark 4 года назад +4613

    "Why are you following me?"
    "Your anger, and your lust for power, and your k i l l i n g y o u n g l i n g s ."

    • @totallyballer4063
      @totallyballer4063 4 года назад +18

      X
      d

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 4 года назад +110

      From my point of view, younglings are evil!!!

    • @Hideotic
      @Hideotic 4 года назад +7

      U.V. S. That’s terrible lol

    • @thesenate1448
      @thesenate1448 4 года назад +6

      I just finished Revenge of the Sith and it's vidioes and comments like these that end my mourning 😂. So thanks.

    • @jakethesnake8565
      @jakethesnake8565 4 года назад +3

      9 more likes

  • @darthshrek4552
    @darthshrek4552 4 года назад +800

    I had to join the dark side , they took my *swamp*

  • @masteryoda7137
    @masteryoda7137 4 года назад +5570

    Powerful Jedi Shrek was. Mhmm powerful Jedi....

    • @thegoldenapprentice2669
      @thegoldenapprentice2669 4 года назад +74

      Master Yoda I need your guidance show me the ways of the force

    • @sheepdoghr415
      @sheepdoghr415 4 года назад +47

      Green like you

    • @bartas2896
      @bartas2896 4 года назад +41

      But Now...... He became a sith and killed baby ogres and his wife

    • @detectivewinters3180
      @detectivewinters3180 4 года назад +7

      Master, please tell me about the prophecy

    • @connorburgess6097
      @connorburgess6097 4 года назад +10

      He has taken too much ketamine to respond to you now younglings

  • @Nissan_202
    @Nissan_202 4 года назад +2912

    I was so surprised when John Wick comes back after Shrek killed his dog and blew up his house. The emotion from Shrek as he realizes his mistakes is breathtaking.

  • @Kerithanos
    @Kerithanos 4 года назад +2639

    "I don't *care* what everyone likes!"
    What a delightfully succinct rebuttal of democracy. Shrek truly is the Evola of our time. Me ne frego!

    • @maleexile9053
      @maleexile9053 4 года назад +8

      Julius evola is a chad

    • @jimmyvasquez5298
      @jimmyvasquez5298 4 года назад

      How long did it take to write?

    • @imperator_caligula3754
      @imperator_caligula3754 4 года назад +8

      You called?

    • @life_is_a_myth
      @life_is_a_myth 4 года назад +2

      Bruh. A democracy isn't a system where everyone decides they like something. It's a system where a majority of people decide they like something.

    • @Kerithanos
      @Kerithanos 4 года назад +6

      @@life_is_a_myth Would you prefer, "I don't care what the majority likes?"
      Equally true, but far less catchy, and ludicrously pedantic.
      What kind of argument are you even trying to make? Are you saying that the strength of democracy lies in the absence of consensus? Are you championing the tyranny of the majority? Or are you not actually defending democracy at all, but simply accusing me of not understanding how it works?

  • @chummybuttons3822
    @chummybuttons3822 4 года назад +360

    Holy crap, did you hear the malice in his voice when he said he doesn't care what everyone likes? Say what you will about Shrek's acting, but he was amazing in this scene

  • @Graffels
    @Graffels 4 года назад +4344

    “I DON’T CARE WHAT EVERYONE LIKES!”
    Wow, that performance really makes you almost feel the agony and pain Shrek is in. It’s haunting, sincere, and raw, and it’s also sad when you think about how he died later in the Avengers arc. In the end he really did care about what everyone liked coz he died protecting it.

    • @lol-un6nl
      @lol-un6nl 4 года назад +49

      Ok

    • @waluigiforsmash737
      @waluigiforsmash737 4 года назад +46

      Well in the timeline this just goes to show the progression of shreks character and how he has grown to love the other memes

    • @cosimo72
      @cosimo72 4 года назад +12

      Graffels you are 100% right, I am glad though that at the end of his battle with Poppy Smoria in season 69’s training montage he finally found peace

    • @Navesblue
      @Navesblue 4 года назад +4

      Aaah! Fellow film analysis majors I see.

    • @s1lveracoustic
      @s1lveracoustic 4 года назад

      That part was so powerful... :(

  • @overkllassasin249
    @overkllassasin249 4 года назад +1758

    To think this was his origin story before he ended up saving the universe and all his friends in endgame by snapping Thanos away. A true hero

    • @johnnyappleseed4930
      @johnnyappleseed4930 4 года назад +9

      PewDiePie would be proud

    • @metawarp7446
      @metawarp7446 4 года назад +19

      Oh come on Endgame spoilers no

    • @rorymanley6696
      @rorymanley6696 4 года назад +14

      So sad oogway wasn’t there to see it, as he sacrificed himself for the soul stone

    • @SakurakoLover
      @SakurakoLover 4 года назад +4

      @@rorymanley6696 At least Black Widow is spared but i still sad for him

    • @DatDarkDragon
      @DatDarkDragon 4 года назад +2

      I thought he went up thanos' butt

  • @РоманОвчаренко-щ5р
    @РоманОвчаренко-щ5р 4 года назад +3087

    1970: just think what scientific technologies we will use in 50 years!
    2020: Shrek Argues with Obi Wan on Mustsfar

  • @TheGV369
    @TheGV369 4 года назад +509

    1:19 Shrek: "YOU DENSE, IRRITATING BEAST OF BURDEN! I DON'T CARE, what everyone likes! 👿"
    Who on earth is Shrek anymore? 😥

    • @johnny13r
      @johnny13r 3 года назад +50

      "Shrek you're breaking my heart!"

    • @garmadonthesensei59
      @garmadonthesensei59 3 года назад +42

      “LiSTeN yOu WeED rAt” 😂😂

    • @Deggter
      @Deggter 3 года назад +14

      *You mean who on Mustafar?*

    • @TheGV369
      @TheGV369 3 года назад +7

      @@Deggter Yes

    • @michaelrousopoulos1098
      @michaelrousopoulos1098 3 года назад +18

      “YOU’RE GOING DOWN A SWAMP I CAN’T WALLOW!!”

  • @CallOfDoughnuts
    @CallOfDoughnuts 4 года назад +2937

    Obi-Wan- “You were like a brother to me Shrek! I LOVED you!”
    Shrek- “There is no ‘we’, Obi-Wan. There is no ‘our’. There’s just me, and MY SWAMP.”

    • @Snaut1
      @Snaut1 4 года назад +13

      AnCap Shrek

    • @SyrupyShana
      @SyrupyShana 4 года назад +14

      I can’t believe Shrek is anti communism

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 4 года назад +4

      why doesn't this comment have more likes. That's almost word for word what Shrek would say in a situation like this, lol

    • @РоманОвчаренко-щ5р
      @РоманОвчаренко-щ5р 4 года назад

      WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @claychecketts8953
      @claychecketts8953 4 года назад +1

      What about the droid attack on the Wookies?

  • @victorvalentine1173
    @victorvalentine1173 4 года назад +3721

    I lost it when shrek said “ why are you following me”

  • @KingMetalMario
    @KingMetalMario 4 года назад +2152

    "Shrek, Lord Farquaar is evil!"
    "From my point of view, the fairy tale creatures are evil."

    • @barroth3658
      @barroth3658 4 года назад +4

      Top comment

    • @DarthMolgy
      @DarthMolgy 4 года назад +47

      It's over, Shrek! I have the high swamp!

    • @KingMetalMario
      @KingMetalMario 4 года назад +25

      @@DarthMolgy You underestimate the part where you run away

    • @singalingalongaling
      @singalingalongaling 3 года назад +9

      Obi Wan: I have failed you, Shrek. I have failed you.
      Shrek: I should have known the fairy tale creaturea were plotting to take over Duloc!
      Obi Wan: Shrek, Lord Farquaad is evil!
      Shrek: From my point of view, the fairy tale creatures are evil!
      Obi Wan: Then, you are lost!

    • @singalingalongaling
      @singalingalongaling 3 года назад

      @@KingMetalMario lmao

  • @yuna2381
    @yuna2381 3 года назад +192

    "Why are you following me?"
    "Your anger and your lust for power and you're *killing younglings."*

  • @andersonn330
    @andersonn330 4 года назад +4075

    “Let her go *ShReK* ” killed me😂

  • @IcyDiamond
    @IcyDiamond 4 года назад +2701

    Man George Lucas with these special editions, it’s gone to far

    • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
      @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 4 года назад +115

      *I say it hans't gone far enough.*

    • @dustin3603
      @dustin3603 4 года назад +27

      @@Obi-Wan_Kenobi GENERAL KENOBI!

    • @SpecialAgentSamCooper
      @SpecialAgentSamCooper 4 года назад +56

      "Shrek is the key to all this" - George Lucas 2020

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 4 года назад +3

      Obi-Wan Kenobi Then you’ll be replaced with Alex the lion

    • @betterfuelhuell3758
      @betterfuelhuell3758 4 года назад +11

      Still better than the sequels

  • @armankokor3643
    @armankokor3643 4 года назад +1269

    I like how in the subtitles shrek is called darth ogre

    • @Darth_shrek
      @Darth_shrek 4 года назад +84

      They underestimated my layers

    • @aqua-i7z
      @aqua-i7z 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @bullettime8760
      @bullettime8760 3 года назад +10

      Darth ogreus the swamp

    • @000xyz
      @000xyz 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, its like how in the subtitles, piccolo is called "gohan's dad"

    • @SpectacularSpidey670
      @SpectacularSpidey670 3 года назад

      as he should

  • @rigulur
    @rigulur 3 года назад +124

    "Can't we settle this with a pint?"
    "HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE"
    "..No..? Okay!" *roars and scares Windu out the window*

  • @andrewwillis7165
    @andrewwillis7165 4 года назад +4726

    Obi-Wan: “Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I’ll do what I must.”
    Shrek: “Can’t we settle this over a pint?
    *Obi-Wan ignites lightsaber*
    Shrek: “ No???? Okay then....COME ON!”
    *Bad Reputation starts*

  • @calebjauregui5667
    @calebjauregui5667 4 года назад +5860

    "Who are you?"
    " Im Rey..."
    "Rey who?"
    *rAY SwAMpWaLKeR*

    • @onetwothreefourfive12345
      @onetwothreefourfive12345 4 года назад +111

      That feeling when shrek is more attractive than rey. And about a million time better as a character tpp

    • @animacs2728
      @animacs2728 4 года назад +40

      *sees shrek’s force ghost*

    • @bighead8060
      @bighead8060 4 года назад +19

      Animacs
      Shrek’s Force ghost appears: *”OH HELLO THERE!”*

    • @user-vr5zk9ox8d
      @user-vr5zk9ox8d 4 года назад +9

      There can only be one swampwalker

    • @randombullshit9815
      @randombullshit9815 4 года назад +4

      How dare u litte shreck

  • @Cobra-Commander83
    @Cobra-Commander83 4 года назад +4800

    Me: Wait, wasn't Wick blown up during Order 66?
    John Wick: Well yes, but actual no.

    • @j.p1183
      @j.p1183 4 года назад +40

      Not even perder 66 can stop him

    • @goofyahhusername321
      @goofyahhusername321 4 года назад +9

      U ment acttually

    • @miqseri
      @miqseri 4 года назад +37

      @@goofyahhusername321 And you meant actually

    • @hrv3599
      @hrv3599 4 года назад +20

      One does not simply kill John wick

    • @darthrevill6293
      @darthrevill6293 4 года назад +7

      @@goofyahhusername321 meant* actually*

  • @extremelyviolentlyvioletpl6073
    @extremelyviolentlyvioletpl6073 3 года назад +70

    I would watch the whole movie like this.

  • @ユノタツモリ
    @ユノタツモリ 4 года назад +3225

    "Somebody once told me Fiona's with Kenobi"

    • @_pachecoo09_
      @_pachecoo09_ 4 года назад +14

      AHAHAHAHA

    • @neitantorres4652
      @neitantorres4652 4 года назад +5

      Waaaa calaaaaa feooooo

    • @wiselychosenname2867
      @wiselychosenname2867 4 года назад +99

      So i went to mustafar which is red

    • @escrulex
      @escrulex 4 года назад +85

      @@wiselychosenname2867 Fiona was acting kinda dumb so I killed her with my thumb

    • @pillowtreeno6087
      @pillowtreeno6087 4 года назад +10

      @Escrulex darn it now she’s super dead

  • @georgebarrett8065
    @georgebarrett8065 4 года назад +1897

    Obi wan: It's over Shrek! I have the swamp!
    Shrek: You underestimate my layers!

  • @mylesschaff6017
    @mylesschaff6017 4 года назад +2988

    Shrek choked Fiona so hard that her dress changed colors

    • @Catnippy
      @Catnippy 4 года назад +70

      ogre blood

    • @mnorth1351
      @mnorth1351 4 года назад +59

      And he punched the highlights out of her hair!!

    • @daystar3886
      @daystar3886 4 года назад

      😂

    • @rebeccagarner1212
      @rebeccagarner1212 3 года назад +13

      @@mnorth1351 YOU PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR

    • @antonioweissinger4157
      @antonioweissinger4157 3 года назад +12

      @@rebeccagarner1212 YOU’LL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY

  • @thesenate1504
    @thesenate1504 3 года назад +48

    *”You were the chosen one, you were going to bring balance to the swamp.”*

    • @GeneralHeavy
      @GeneralHeavy 3 года назад +8

      "Yeah, Well you know what?! You thought wrong!" - Shrek

  • @ottoslade9442
    @ottoslade9442 4 года назад +4043

    Friends: In my dreams I went out with my crush!
    My dreams:

    • @OscarFlores-vm9dc
      @OscarFlores-vm9dc 4 года назад +40

      Same except instead of shrek it's a karen.

    • @psyiax3238
      @psyiax3238 4 года назад +5

      Same but it's with riku in shreks place and obi wan as sora
      And yes I'm a kingdom hearts fan so fight me I'll take all of you assholes on

    • @OscarFlores-vm9dc
      @OscarFlores-vm9dc 4 года назад +15

      @@psyiax3238 Whoa, Whoa fam calm down. I don't play Kingdom Hearts because it's not my bread and butter but if you play it, that's cool.

    • @RH-mh5tp
      @RH-mh5tp 4 года назад +1

      i would like this but it has 666 like

    • @redsus3891
      @redsus3891 4 года назад

      Oscar Flores mine too...mine too

  • @McShaggswell
    @McShaggswell 4 года назад +1204

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Shrek the layered?

    • @aaronxd6891
      @aaronxd6891 4 года назад +10

      No

    • @percivals831
      @percivals831 4 года назад +23

      The Gaming Donut I thought not... It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you...

    • @sammcdermott78
      @sammcdermott78 4 года назад +29

      Luna Yagami it’s an ogre legend
      Darth shrek was a dark lord of the layered so handsome and so layered he had the power to create onions

    • @Son_Joe_Productions
      @Son_Joe_Productions 4 года назад +13

      What happened to him?

    • @sammcdermott78
      @sammcdermott78 4 года назад +15

      Son Joe saiyan warrior he became so layered and so handsome the only thing he was afraid of was losing his layers which eventually if course he did

  • @Tacitus_kilgore_rdr2
    @Tacitus_kilgore_rdr2 4 года назад +4884

    Shrek...
    That is a name I have not heard in a long time

  • @thespanishinquisition8394
    @thespanishinquisition8394 4 года назад +1641

    People in the 1970’s: in 2020 we will have flying cars.
    2020: *Shrek argues with Obi-Wan on Mustafar*

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 4 года назад +71

      People in the 1970's: Even better

    • @noeljoe8872
      @noeljoe8872 4 года назад +22

      and john wick comes out of now where

    • @moonjae-in12thpresidentofr20
      @moonjae-in12thpresidentofr20 4 года назад +9

      Should have used 1977 when New Hope came out

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 года назад +3

      OK but which would you rather have though?

    • @thespanishinquisition8394
      @thespanishinquisition8394 4 года назад +1

      @@Nat_the_Chicken Probably flying cars. We could edit the film and put Shrek in it later.

  • @FruitNDoggie
    @FruitNDoggie 4 года назад +2037

    Obi-Wan - "Only a sith deals in absolutes."
    Shrek - "Isn't that an absolute?"
    Obi-Wan *Sweats nervously*

    • @kapitan19969838
      @kapitan19969838 4 года назад +2

      Not really

    • @kapitan19969838
      @kapitan19969838 4 года назад +5

      @Catalyst You prolly smoke deathsticks

    • @onetapfrostea6189
      @onetapfrostea6189 4 года назад +2

      Catalyst no a moral relavist would say palpatine isn’t immoral bc his morals are only relative to what he was taught and surrounded by. Obi wan is saying palpatine is evil bc he is lol

    • @AKSatMusic
      @AKSatMusic 4 года назад +2

      @Catalyst the rejection of the existence of absolutes leads to moral relativism. However, you can believe that there are objective moral standards without dealing in absolutes. As a moral agent, you need to consider the fringes of our complex reality. Absolutes or ultimatums downplay these fringes and attempt to paint everything as black and white. While certain things may be absolutely right or wrong, your belief that absolutes exist does not necessitate you to always deal in absolutes.

    • @WakkaMadeInYevon
      @WakkaMadeInYevon 4 года назад +4

      Only a RUclips commenter deals in absolutes

  • @cogniferous2537
    @cogniferous2537 4 года назад +1543

    1:40 *This is powerful, the pain in John Wick's strained voice as he points his weapon towards one of his only friends.* *The betrayel that paints across Shrek's face as he sees who's pointing the gun. John Wick fights away the tears tightening his grip and hardening his heart.* *This man wasn't the man John called a friend and he knew that. But what he didn't know was that the last piece of Shrek died when he pointed that gun at him.* *Shrek never wanted to kill Fiona, Shrek loved her dearly. But fear in of losing the swamp, he lost himself along with it.*

    • @aminhaekal5709
      @aminhaekal5709 4 года назад +43

      Shit man I'd watched that 24/7

    • @genesius624
      @genesius624 4 года назад +33

      *DEEP*

    • @plx01
      @plx01 4 года назад +26

      *this was beautiful*

    • @giornogiovanna480
      @giornogiovanna480 4 года назад +8

      name of the theme on that second?

    • @junschnee5812
      @junschnee5812 4 года назад +9

      This comment deserves all the likes!!!!

  • @areyouproud7310
    @areyouproud7310 3 года назад +73

    Right when I hear John Wick theme: *Things are going down*

  • @cmigbear
    @cmigbear 4 года назад +893

    JOHN WICK: step aside
    OBI-WAN: ugh, so uncivilized

    • @ianrandolph6436
      @ianrandolph6436 4 года назад +6

      I needs books. A lot of books.

    • @neonsolace2748
      @neonsolace2748 4 года назад +5

      JOHN WICK: Do i stilo look civilized to you ?

  • @8igh8isreal
    @8igh8isreal 4 года назад +1674

    This is the saddest part of this anime

    • @inactive8881
      @inactive8881 4 года назад +11

      @Divine the remake cut this out because it was too sad

    • @claregreen150
      @claregreen150 4 года назад +4

      I much prefer the anime between Shrerhs Ans Kerek

    • @masaki9433
      @masaki9433 4 года назад +20

      The manga delivered the scene better

    • @jebbezjebz5754
      @jebbezjebz5754 4 года назад

      Same

    • @Wildduckpro
      @Wildduckpro 4 года назад +3

      nani But they didn’t have the Doney vs Thrawn arc in the manga

  • @henrybadger785
    @henrybadger785 4 года назад +568

    *With all these meme edits of the prequels, at this rate, we can make an entire meme movie.*

  • @cloakerzero.mp3802
    @cloakerzero.mp3802 3 года назад +70

    I don't think younglings weren't the only victims of Sherk's rage, John Wick is there for a reason

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow Год назад +4

      As usual in human society, a dog takes precedence over actual human offspring.

    • @creepycooter8370
      @creepycooter8370 7 месяцев назад

      @@tinobemellowCause humans fucking suck and so do their offspring, and eventually the offspring will grow up to suck even harder

  • @hablahablo9172
    @hablahablo9172 4 года назад +1552

    Bill Gates: its fascinating to imagine the amazing things people will do with their computers in 30 years.
    2020: Shrek argues with Obi-wan on Mustafar.

    • @beckaldo8741
      @beckaldo8741 4 года назад +15

      But what about Astartes? You have to admit... That is one of the best animated shorts we got in a while.

    • @Wolfsquad593
      @Wolfsquad593 4 года назад +10

      @@beckaldo8741 I can agree with you there. I love me some Warhammer. But the point this guys comment was making is that people are still making amazing things like this video, its just this is probably not in the form Bill Gates expected. As he always said though, "A surprise to be sure but a welcome one" ~Bill gates 2020

    • @beckaldo8741
      @beckaldo8741 4 года назад +5

      @@Wolfsquad593 True enough. I guess our expectations never really are as accurate as we would like to believe.

    • @rodrigomdias3001
      @rodrigomdias3001 2 года назад +1

      Just saw this on Instagram, and came here

    • @freddyrichards878
      @freddyrichards878 2 года назад +1

      This IS amazing, man

  • @RussellReyes
    @RussellReyes 4 года назад +885

    >my allegiance is to democracy
    >i dont CARE what everyone likes!
    brilliant.

    • @GrimMayDie
      @GrimMayDie 4 года назад +23

      Not everyone likes democracy. Democracy is for fools

    • @littlehollow
      @littlehollow 4 года назад +1

      @@GrimMayDie tis cringe indeed.

    • @littlehollow
      @littlehollow 4 года назад

      @@AdamAufderheide oh my gosh you're right

    • @drewg4323
      @drewg4323 4 года назад

      @@GrimMayDie What do you like??

    • @GrimMayDie
      @GrimMayDie 4 года назад +9

      @@drewg4323 Monarchy, because in monarchy, people who come to power are being taught to rule since they're children. However, if they happen to come to power when they're children, the state still gets to be ruled by the court who are experienced in ruling the country until they come of age to rule.
      In democracy, people who come to power are experienced in intricacies, not in ruling.

  • @AkiraLionPilot
    @AkiraLionPilot 4 года назад +789

    “You don’t have to tell me anything princess!”
    “You’re great pals aren’t ya”
    “RRRRRRRRR”

  • @oldman2477
    @oldman2477 3 года назад +45

    Obi-wan: "Don't try it sHrEk, I have the Swamp Ground..."
    Shrek: "You underestimate my Onion."
    Wick: "Step aside."

  • @nocturnal7345
    @nocturnal7345 4 года назад +994

    I lost it when Shrek called him “weedrat”. 😂

  • @UselessFox224
    @UselessFox224 4 года назад +206

    "it's ogre Anakin, I have the high swamp"

    • @animacs2728
      @animacs2728 4 года назад +7

      UselessFox224 you underestimate ma layers

    • @ianaudas6181
      @ianaudas6181 4 года назад +5

      Animacs you were chosen ogre, you were meant to destroy Lord farquad, not join him.

    • @--CHARLIE--
      @--CHARLIE-- 4 года назад

      This is at 69 likes right now so I won't ruin it but I would have otherwise

  • @goldenapplesaga5446
    @goldenapplesaga5446 4 года назад +1098

    "You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind!"
    Me: *FARQUAD!!*

    • @andruloni
      @andruloni 4 года назад +44

      FARQUAD **shakes fist angrily**

    • @friendlypizzaboi
      @friendlypizzaboi 4 года назад +11

      Hahaha

    • @friendlypizzaboi
      @friendlypizzaboi 4 года назад +18

      Unlimited Power.

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 года назад +4

      @@friendlypizzaboi
      NOOOOooooooo

    • @Son_Joe_Productions
      @Son_Joe_Productions 4 года назад +16

      @@friendlypizzaboi Oogway: I hear that you have a new apprentice, emperor. Or, should I call you "Darth Farguaad"?!!!

  • @PokeDude011
    @PokeDude011 4 года назад +81

    "Sith Lords are like onions."

    • @BelcarrigFarm
      @BelcarrigFarm 3 года назад +5

      they stink?

    • @realszn
      @realszn 3 года назад +1

      @@BelcarrigFarm yes, wait no no no, they make everyone cry

    • @VictorTheWolf6
      @VictorTheWolf6 3 года назад

      @@realszn No

    • @Awakeningspirit20
      @Awakeningspirit20 3 года назад +1

      The Dark Side is like an onion

    • @ace9924
      @ace9924 2 года назад +1

      Aiing Tii monks: the force is like an onion.

  • @thebluepig3737
    @thebluepig3737 4 года назад +305

    When he said “You back off! This is my new Swamp!” I cried. To know that ShRek betrayed his original swamp makes me so sad

  • @gamewithadam7235
    @gamewithadam7235 4 года назад +402

    *Shrek pulls out saber*
    "Time to send you far far away."

  • @StuartLugsden
    @StuartLugsden 4 года назад +728

    "Why are you following me?"

  • @WellBeSerious12
    @WellBeSerious12 4 года назад +19

    Star Wick: Revenge Of The Ogres is my favorite movie.

  • @Jetstreamsamdidnothingwrong
    @Jetstreamsamdidnothingwrong 4 года назад +831

    John wick vs shrek
    When a unstoppable force meets an unmovable object

    • @ei8027
      @ei8027 4 года назад +10

      DIO!

    • @fernhausluv44
      @fernhausluv44 4 года назад +3

      *immovable

    • @blackmetal4546
      @blackmetal4546 4 года назад +8

      Shrek the son of Yoda and one of the most powerful forces in the universe. As strong as a base level Thanos with no infinity stones. And John Wick an expert assassin, killer with one of the best arsenals known to man and a dead dog. That's like a fight between Hawkeye and Thor. We all know who would win. John Wick is just a man. Don't get me wrong he's incredibly skilled and good enough to be on the Avengers but he's no Shrek.

    • @Tn-sc4nv
      @Tn-sc4nv 4 года назад

      Kono Dio Da

    • @rainmakerr5209
      @rainmakerr5209 4 года назад

      K O N O D I O DA.
      Your son killed the bossu and i do not like that.

  • @tekiii1
    @tekiii1 4 года назад +3482

    No offense, but because of the cuts, idk if this is how the movie actually went..

    • @maurodudley1338
      @maurodudley1338 4 года назад +498

      No, it's exactly, word for word how it went. It's taken straight from Episode III: Revenge of the Onions. I'm surprised it hasn't been copyright struck yet.

    • @Senicarus
      @Senicarus 4 года назад +15

      @@maurodudley1338 ikr

    • @cynicalaudax
      @cynicalaudax 4 года назад +41

      @KirbyFighter Remember The Swampy Menace? And Attack of The Layers

    • @GadZip
      @GadZip 4 года назад +21

      @KirbyFighter can't forget A New Swamp, The Onion Strikes Back, and The Return Of Shrek

    • @GoatRider166
      @GoatRider166 4 года назад +16

      It's fake, the Orignal had more Shrek

  • @pickleman3706
    @pickleman3706 4 года назад +219

    See y'all in 5 years when this is recommend again

    • @kaylagray5990
      @kaylagray5990 4 года назад

      Rodan until then

    • @summerof0418
      @summerof0418 4 года назад

      This will be a comment that I will leave behind for years to come

    • @LilSnikrz
      @LilSnikrz 4 года назад

      Rodan until next time 🎩

  • @plasmatic3223
    @plasmatic3223 3 года назад +19

    "All dreams have meaning."
    *My dreams*

  • @smmp4367
    @smmp4367 4 года назад +1703

    im confused does yoda turn to baby yoda
    hulk
    grinch
    or shrek

    • @roy9776
      @roy9776 4 года назад +61

      Don’t forget Yobama

    • @redgun139
      @redgun139 4 года назад +11

      Yes

    • @IMJDI
      @IMJDI 4 года назад +25

      Mike Wazowski

    • @spazzinfytb
      @spazzinfytb 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @tucannYT
      @tucannYT 4 года назад +2

      @@roy9776 And then evolving into Yobamoveu reeves

  • @justinchalifoux4424
    @justinchalifoux4424 4 года назад +668

    I’m guessing this... before Endgame? In the film, he was more refined but here... man alive, it seems he hasn’t learned to control his RAW connection he has with his Inner Onion
    Holy shit, the plot thickens. Wasn’t expecting John wick to come in to intimidate the dark side out of Shrek. Oh yeah, it’s all coming together

    • @Fluffy56547s
      @Fluffy56547s 4 года назад

      Roid-Monger 101 I love this comment

  • @amektaa9783
    @amektaa9783 4 года назад +479

    This just hits different after clone wars imagine if Darth Ogre's former Padawan Ashreka Tano had the choice to talk to him. So terribly sad

    • @dcspidey1218
      @dcspidey1218 4 года назад +40

      More like ahdonka talko

    • @Hideotic
      @Hideotic 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @pawnyi7742
      @pawnyi7742 4 года назад +3

      Ashreka)) What have you done? lmao

    • @marshidden4352
      @marshidden4352 4 года назад +1

      How have I not thought of this.

  • @abix2325
    @abix2325 4 года назад +17

    Shrek: Dies
    Next episode: Shrek Wars Revenge of the Swamp.

  • @nemyfRom
    @nemyfRom 4 года назад +1158

    Why is everyone hating on the prequels? This scene is pure gold of cinema history!

    • @xOhSo
      @xOhSo 4 года назад +90

      the people who hate on the prequels are ppl who think the new trilogy is the best thing to happen to star wars lol

    • @masahirosakurai488
      @masahirosakurai488 4 года назад +7

      @@xOhSo But I love the new trilogy

    • @doinurmom8089
      @doinurmom8089 4 года назад +58

      Raiders Husky And then there’s the type of people like this guy that worship the OT and hate on everything else

    • @Gelly311
      @Gelly311 4 года назад +20

      While the prequels are better than the new trilogy, they're cringe enough to meme.

    • @adamjohansson3282
      @adamjohansson3282 4 года назад +30

      Raiders Husky revenge of the sith is an amazing movie imo. We dont need to talk about the other two tho

  • @kireal8950
    @kireal8950 4 года назад +309

    - This is my NEW swamp!
    - Your new S wA a ßs?
    - Yes, MY swamp!
    Love this partXD

    • @ducky4303
      @ducky4303 3 года назад

      great profile picture

  • @TheDarkHorseMcees
    @TheDarkHorseMcees 4 года назад +359

    Shrek: "I don't care... what everyone likes! Jedi are not like onions!"

  • @moxxie_ivan5952
    @moxxie_ivan5952 3 года назад +32

    “WHhY, Are you FolLOWing me?”
    Cried from laughing

  • @gorgegaming1018
    @gorgegaming1018 4 года назад +350

    Everyones gangsta
    Until Shrek has the high ground

    • @GeneralHeavy
      @GeneralHeavy 4 года назад +6

      gorgegaming101 Shrek: You need to work on your aim (Grabs Obi-wan)

  • @Xenovation3334
    @Xenovation3334 4 года назад +397

    "Obi-Wan. Knew Shrek wasn't going to listen to reason. He knew that if he fought Shrek. Both of them would die. So he brought John Wick with him. The intense standoff between these 3. Obi-Wan and John Wick not wanting to fight or kill Shrek. But the Ogre's mind is made. He'll conquer the entire universe just to get his new Swamp."
    -Obama (Whatever his last name is.)

  • @icouldntthinkofausername3864
    @icouldntthinkofausername3864 4 года назад +446

    "you've become the very thing you swore to destroy!"
    me trying to figure out what shrek swore to destroy

    • @TonyStark-xp2ee
      @TonyStark-xp2ee 4 года назад +101

      Farquaads ass

    • @sselesUneeuQ
      @sselesUneeuQ 4 года назад +10

      @@TonyStark-xp2ee HAHAHAHA IT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER THAT TONY STARK SAID IT

    • @addictedtochocolate920
      @addictedtochocolate920 4 года назад +15

      Swamp trespassers

    • @Hideotic
      @Hideotic 4 года назад +1

      Being friends with Donkey

    • @sselesUneeuQ
      @sselesUneeuQ 4 года назад +1

      I think this reply was a sleep-deprived, caffeinated, high on potenuse version of my self. I don't understand the reply anymore.

  • @DimGiant
    @DimGiant 3 года назад +2

    Whoever wrote, "Glitches in Anger" in the subtitles - I love you.

  • @tythespy2809
    @tythespy2809 4 года назад +791

    Shrek must have been devastated when Fiona and the kids got snapped. The sheer emotion from this scene just shows how bad The Senate corrupted Shrek. Even after Order 666 and abandoning the Jedi council, Shrek loved Fiona with all his heart. The dark side that Darth Wallace instilled into Shrek made him forget that.

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 4 года назад +41

      The cheese was too tasty for shrek. It overwhelmed his senses and caused him to turn to the dark side

    • @AlarchyGaming
      @AlarchyGaming 4 года назад +1

      Order 66

    • @darkmee6384
      @darkmee6384 4 года назад +6

      @@AlarchyGaming you weedrat he said it as a joke

    • @tythespy2809
      @tythespy2809 4 года назад +5

      @@AlarchyGaming That's what I said, Order 69

    • @AlarchyGaming
      @AlarchyGaming 4 года назад

      @@tythespy2809 you put order 666

  • @lightcorejack
    @lightcorejack 4 года назад +322

    "You were suppose to destroy farquad not join him"

    • @Ys0tox1c
      @Ys0tox1c 4 года назад +7

      I HATE YOU!!!!!!! (screams in orge)

    • @johnheneghan5743
      @johnheneghan5743 4 года назад +2

      E

    • @andriyshevchenko4887
      @andriyshevchenko4887 4 года назад +8

      “Bring balance to the swamp,not leave it in darkness.”

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 года назад

      @@johnheneghan5743 *_E_*

    • @covanb6948
      @covanb6948 4 года назад

      @@Ys0tox1c ROOOOOOOOOARRRRR - Shrek to obi wan on Mustafar

  • @suckerfor_music1806
    @suckerfor_music1806 4 года назад +798

    Everyone: "Avengers: Infinity War is the most anticipated crossover of all time."
    Obi Wan: *Oh, I don't think so*

    • @brianboitano3432
      @brianboitano3432 4 года назад +13

      Fixed your comment
      Everyone: „Avengers Infinty War ia the most anticpated crossover of all time!“
      Obi Wan: HELLO THERE

    • @st4rkindustries
      @st4rkindustries 4 года назад +1

      Algo Alg thought the same thing when i read it bahaha

    • @pandabon2269
      @pandabon2269 4 года назад

      @@brianboitano3432 Thank you, I was just about to.

    • @suckerfor_music1806
      @suckerfor_music1806 4 года назад

      @@brianboitano3432 I think "Oh, I don't think so" fits better

    • @IvaikinInsights
      @IvaikinInsights 4 года назад

      Obi Dobi Wan Kenobi The Son Of Kenobi Obi Wan: Oh hello there

  • @scrantonhesser4270
    @scrantonhesser4270 3 года назад +4

    a decade ago, kids found RUclips and would upload fan fic crossover drawings telling a story in 144p.
    Now:

  • @Oktoayy
    @Oktoayy 4 года назад +327

    definition of masterpiece:
    "a work of outstanding artistry, skill, or workmanship."
    tell me with a straight face that this video doesn't match with the definition perfectly

    • @Aidan-zc8wx
      @Aidan-zc8wx 4 года назад +1

      It matches perfectly

    • @aidanbblp4308
      @aidanbblp4308 4 года назад

      It doesn't with the definition perfectly.

    • @Oktoayy
      @Oktoayy 4 года назад +4

      @@aidanbblp4308 "Lord Shrek would like to know your location"

    • @djrmx7903
      @djrmx7903 4 года назад +6

      It doesn't match at all.
      It surpasses it.

    • @ajoajoajoaj
      @ajoajoajoaj Год назад

      "This is your own masterpiece."
      - Section Ratio Tile, Star War, The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West

  • @cheesegrater888
    @cheesegrater888 4 года назад +324

    “Listen you weedrat. You back off, this is my new swamp.”
    “Your new swamp?”
    “YES MY NEW SWAMP!”

    • @Darth_shrek
      @Darth_shrek 4 года назад +1

      200 likes yet one reply

    • @Pizzaguy-jg7so
      @Pizzaguy-jg7so 2 года назад

      “Shrek my allegiance is to the Republic, to DEMOCRACY!”
      “You DENSE, IRRITATING, BEAST OF BURDEN! I don’t care what everybody likes!”

    • @111baf
      @111baf Год назад +1

      "Shrek, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!"

    • @thecrimsondragonslayer6533
      @thecrimsondragonslayer6533 Год назад +1

      "YOU DENSE IRRITATING BEAST OF BURDEN! I don't care what everyone likes."

  • @shadow0444
    @shadow0444 4 года назад +125

    Shrek before killing the younglings:
    -This is the part where you run away

    • @matthewkalasky2891
      @matthewkalasky2891 4 года назад

      And then he tried to eat them, like his father did to him.

  • @CarlosGarcia-ut2th
    @CarlosGarcia-ut2th 4 года назад +8

    Lol Mustafar looks like Shrek's swamp but in flames 😂😂

  • @alexgrabowski4695
    @alexgrabowski4695 4 года назад +500

    1:37 Well, that random commenter was right! About what he said in the order 66 but with other heroes video! Reeves did survive and is now going to take on Shrek!

  • @mrflibble1259
    @mrflibble1259 4 года назад +177

    "This is my new swamp"
    "Your new *S* wA *a* ßs?"

    • @kireal8950
      @kireal8950 4 года назад +4

      Yes, MY swamp!

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 4 года назад +1

      KilReal8950 ShReK, my allegiance is to the Republic, to Democracy!

    • @GeneralHeavy
      @GeneralHeavy 4 года назад

      @@gamebawesome "You dense, Irritating beast of burden! I don't CARE what everyone likes!"

    • @turdblaster923
      @turdblaster923 4 года назад

      General Heavy “Only a sith deals in absolutes...”

    • @LilLom
      @LilLom 4 года назад +1

      Oh really? You and what...

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 4 года назад +809

    “My allegiance is to DEMOCRACY!!”
    U.S.S.R: You irritating beast of burden!

    • @shookest
      @shookest 4 года назад +9

      LMAO

    • @DustGundam
      @DustGundam 4 года назад +7

      The USSR memes aren't funny anymore

    • @tomnook5902
      @tomnook5902 4 года назад +30

      @@DustGundam Communism memes aren't funny unless everyone gets them

    • @DustGundam
      @DustGundam 4 года назад

      @@tomnook5902 ok

    • @razakeldrukata6502
      @razakeldrukata6502 4 года назад +2

      Ussr memes arent funny anymore says one guy out of close to 200 others.

  • @brandywinebridget
    @brandywinebridget 4 года назад +7

    I just want everyone to know that the subtitles call him Darth Ogre

  • @warr_toast1139
    @warr_toast1139 4 года назад +173

    shrek getting into a cantina fight: "can't we settle this over a pint?"

  • @shaggy8073
    @shaggy8073 4 года назад +140

    The ultimate crossover we needed but didn’t deserve

  • @sinightowl5289
    @sinightowl5289 4 года назад +88

    Bruh you can’t just do that to us, we need a sequel now. I demand a conclusion

    • @pandabon2269
      @pandabon2269 4 года назад +2

      There was a sequal. It's called "Shrek Doesn't Have the High Ground."

  • @ILostMyPreviousAccount
    @ILostMyPreviousAccount Год назад +6

    0:28 yOU turned Fiona AgAInst mE

  • @anakinskywalker549
    @anakinskywalker549 4 года назад +44

    Obi Wan: _YOUR NEW SWAMP?_

  • @cmanthemonkey8063
    @cmanthemonkey8063 4 года назад +275

    Don’t worry about Shrek getting hurt he has layers

    • @Will-no6te
      @Will-no6te 4 года назад +5

      Like a parfait?

    • @doodlemanz8679
      @doodlemanz8679 4 года назад +3

      @@Will-no6te CAKES!EVERYBODY LIKES CAKES!

    • @cmanthemonkey8063
      @cmanthemonkey8063 4 года назад

      Will N not like an onion

    • @davidj9677
      @davidj9677 4 года назад

      John Wick could stab a pencil through all of them

    • @doodlemanz8679
      @doodlemanz8679 4 года назад

      @@davidj9677 no one here is talking about John wick

  • @jameskelly9473
    @jameskelly9473 4 года назад +60

    “Oh man, do I love old-school RUclips sh*tposts.”
    *checks the release date*
    “This came out today?!”

  • @darknightmike10yearsago
    @darknightmike10yearsago 4 года назад +4

    I'M LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING RIGHT NOW. SHREK WOULD NEVER DO THIS.

  • @FengTooth
    @FengTooth 4 года назад +121

    Dad: Why you crying so damn loud?
    Me:

  • @vergilpeak
    @vergilpeak 4 года назад +74

    1:37 That one kid who acctualy studied for the test

  • @gbqwerty
    @gbqwerty 4 года назад +135

    “I will do what I must.”
    “Can’t we just settle this over a pint?”

  • @garrysuderman3102
    @garrysuderman3102 3 года назад +7

    I love how just absolutely nothing makes sense in this and how it's just plain ridiculous.

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 4 года назад +114

    0:13 Let her go, Shrek.
    I bust out laughing at that line.

  • @ToxicFiRePower
    @ToxicFiRePower  4 года назад +331

    EDIT: Part 1 of Avengers: Memegame (The Continued Adventures of Shrek and Friends) is out!
    ruclips.net/video/NttC100YSIA/видео.html
    Once again, I apologize for the horrid editing, but I felt like I had put too much time into these prequel memes, so they will be put on hold for now as I finish my complete version of Avengers: Memegame. After that's done, I'll make sure to do a supercut of the prequel memes next, (and also edit them to be lot better too) so stay tuned for that! Thanks and as always I appreciate you all!

    • @oaf-77
      @oaf-77 4 года назад +28

      What editing?

    • @thesicoplayer_2663
      @thesicoplayer_2663 4 года назад

      If this is what you call horrid then I cant wait for you at 100% with these

    • @purpleodyssey6850
      @purpleodyssey6850 4 года назад +10

      Are you kidding me? This shit editing is what it makes it so hilarious.

    • @melville836
      @melville836 4 года назад +1

      Too much time into prequel memes? Impossible

    • @SICKOMODE1018
      @SICKOMODE1018 4 года назад +3

      What do you mean😂😂😂, it’s perfect the way it is

  • @oxenfree9434
    @oxenfree9434 4 года назад +273

    When John wick shows up, Shrek:
    Guess I'll die.

    • @dinothedeno5214
      @dinothedeno5214 4 года назад +10

      Mr. Ortiz nah mate, Shrek can clearly defeat even the great John Wick

    • @hubithepyromain6927
      @hubithepyromain6927 4 года назад +4

      @@dinothedeno5214 Tell that to The High ground

    • @memetasticvondank131
      @memetasticvondank131 4 года назад +2

      *It will be a fair battle, trust me. John Wick will use a pencil, so the odds are even.*

  • @f.l.infinite8444
    @f.l.infinite8444 3 года назад +28

    "This is my new swamp!"
    _"Your new s w a r t ?"_