Terry the Lobster's Cook-Off EXTRAVAGANZA! (ft. Hillary Kitchen)
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You’re out on a jog one particularly dark night when suddenly you feel woozy and weak. You stop in the sickly orange glow of a street lamp to rest on the curb and you notice a chef taking a smoke break in the nearby alley. Suddenly, the air grows heavy and still as a slick shape emerges from the manhole by the alley. The nude silhouette shifts unnaturally through the shadows toward the oblivious chef.
How does he not notice the creature?! You try to call out - to warn him - but your head is pounding and your voice catches in your throat. In an instant, the chef is overpowered and swallowed whole... leaving only his hat and jacket. You can hear your heartbeat in your ears, and in a dazed panic you shoot to your feet. The sewer beast snaps his head in your direction and the moonlight glints blindingly off of its tiny glasses as he peers at you from the thick darkness. You lose consciousness instantly.
Waking up in your running clothes on your couch, you let out a sigh of relief. “Just a dream,” you say to yourself, and begin to slip back into a deep sleep, but your hazy slumber is sharply interrupted by the ruckus of a public access cooking show on the television. The image of the man on screen is… off... somehow. There is something sickeningly familiar about his odd shape and inhuman movements as he babbles in that dingy chef's hat and jacket. Then you see it. Your hand darts to your head as a hot panic overwhelms you and you feel the distinct lack of your jogging headgear. That… that thing on the TV is wearing YOUR sweatband over its hat! The harsh studio lights glint off its tiny glasses as he stares from the screen… at you.
You scream. You want to run - to look away - but you sit there frozen, shaking, clutching your couch and begging to wake up once more. But then you realize... “Oh, that’s just Michael from Wizards with Guns!” You must’ve caught him gathering a wardrobe for the newest comedy sketch earlier. You laugh... and then... YOU DIE.
Cooking with Kitchen would like to say... R.I.P. Terry the Lobster
Alternate Titles: Every Cooking Show w/out Gordon Ramsay
Cooking Shows w/out Gordon Ramsay
Every Cooking Show Without Gordon Ramsay
Music:
Confusing Disco - Birocratic
All This - Kevin Macleod
Birds in Flight - Dan Lebowitz
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John, Michael Romaniello & Mitchell Nance
#Wizards #Comedy #SketchComedy 
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R.I.P. Mr.Lobster , we will remember you as a hero, you will stay forever in our hearts... 2020-2020
His name was Terry
and our stomachs
say his name… say his name you bastard, say his name
I reported you for slander because his name was Terry. Calling him Mr. Lobster is incredible speciest that’s like assuming a black guys name is Jaquan or a Latino’s name is Juan. You f**king racist
a sad history
"YOU KILLED MY LOBSTER"
That line itself slayed me.
So was the lobster
2:22
@@CFEKOSMOS Thanks
I literally took an inhale on my piece just as that line hit and coughed my lungs out
1:06 , 2:12
1:06 R.I.P terry “he may be gone, but he sure did taste good”
Chief; awwww is the onion making you crying. *I crying*
As a Larry i out rank Terry but he was definitely the best goddamn lobster out there
This is why you finish sentences.
Yep.
@@larrythehoverfish3745 can you tell us about one of the many operations you and Terry preformed together?
Taste:
Crab
Cakes
I’m sorry that’s like a 2/10
@@Otamatone69 Juan: You walked up to me and you are a booger
@@SonicandAshKetchum Juan: you didn't even- AA
I swear y’all are so perfect at comedic timing, and the “how funny do you want your funeral to be” line killed me👌
RIP. How funny do you want your funeral to be?
You can't spell funeral without fun you know
it’s like the new smosh, by that I mean the good 2012 one where it was Ian and snthony
Hillary: for the first round Jeremy........... you have been eliminated
I dont understand how you guys haven't blown up yet y'all are really funny
Thanks! Please spread the word!
Ikr!
Agreed!!
@a guy that likes memes tell your friends then, that's how you help the channel
@@Wizards_with_Guns please do this character again!
2:21 "You'recrying so much." "YOU KILLED MY LOBSTER"
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time until that "You killed my lobster!" line.
I’m starting to think Daniel is some sort of Eldridge horror that is everywhere and nowhere, always pulling the strings like the true puppet master he is.
...
Or he’s just Daniel.
I don't mean to be rude, but it's spelled 'eldritch'. Enjoy your day!
@@Asparagun that sounds oddly passive agressive
@@zildjian2381 ya know, I wasn’t getting that vibe until I read your comment then I was like o shit it does
@@zildjian2381 yall paranoid lmao. they were just tryna correct the person without being rude
We need a whole storyline. And I want it to get increasingly creepier and more of a fever dream.
This show has everything hell's kitchen and iron chef lacks, and more.
2:22 YOU KILLED MY LOBSTER
*causally gets a notification two years later* YOU KILLED MY LOBSETER-
@@Gu3stish3r3 aughhhh
@@Gu3stish3r3 did you wait this long just to comment 💀
@@Gohan260_Offical no, I barely found this comment
Time for you to receive another lobster comment
F in the chat for Terry taken so soon
F
F
C
@@ehsaanaminNINJA no.
F
I usually find one of the lines the most funny but god damn it that gasp right after Juan cuts the lobster is going to be living rent free in my head for the next week, I can already tell
It's still in there huh, yeah me too.
1:17 i felt the scream
2:22
1:18
1:13 Terry the Lobster made a satisfying *C R U N C H*
I never laughed so hard before, I cracked up at every single joke and every line was gold, there needs to be more Hillary Kitchen sketches
"You killed my lobster!" was my favorite line
1:18 that gasp sounds like a death sound in an old arcade game
3:17 for some reason this made me laugh the hardest
*POISON!*
*Poison!*
Poison
The Lobster Part kills me 😂😂😂
It killed the Lobster too :(
@@Wizards_with_Guns F
chief: 😭 YOU KILLED MY LOBSTER. *crys out loud*
So you’re the lobster
@@Wizards_with_Guns was the lobster actually a pet
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS GOT A LOBSTER!!!! This video slapped. Also I love how Daniel is a reoccurring character. It just makes you wonder who he is controlling behind the scenes
Is it hard to buy a lobster where you live or something??
@@newfie7559 probably
They're an endangered species thanks to JUAN
This is creepy as hell cus I was JUST thinking last night how I would love a Cooking with Kitchen 2
You’re Prayers have been answered
@@Wizards_with_Guns This is easily my favorite segment of your guys.
@@Wizards_with_Guns
Broke: “I pray to Jesus”
Woke: “I pray to a Wizard with a GUN”
@@eu4um Just be sure you give him your wallet if he "asks" you to (you little twinks!)
The perfectly cut scream after the lobster gets me sweating from laughing everytime. Saw it in a short once and I'm obsessed. This the humor in my head and you guys pull it off on film perfectly. Amazing job
His face when he saw the lobster kills me
Yeah
2:01
0:40 Bro that broken me so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We hope you feel better!
R.I.P. Terry
Also, Daniel is a spectacular chef!
The whole section at 0:45 has me in stitches. The Chef's voice *kills me*
Bruh this feels like a 2010 youtube video but in a good way it’s almost nostalgic somehow
The fucking wordplay is phenomenal in this video
Daniel really had some quality lines in this one, had me cracking up like an egg into a-- OH NO I BROKE HIS EGGGGGG!!
3:48 mouth feel:10/10
Weirder Al Yankovic
I wonder why Jeremy was eliminated...
Cause he's a-
Chef Kitchen just hates people who like pens.
It's clearly because his last name is Dicks. Can't broadcast that kind of foul language 🙊
Bc he's bla-
@@NotBleatniknotplayinggamez i was about to say that
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Please tell me Terry will make a full recovery
Even though I only just met him in a random meme video I don't think my heart will ever repair if he does not make a recovery
@@josharmstrong8813 doctor: ...... I’m sorry but there is nothing we can do
@@thewatcher7078 are you sure
@@hejbuy doctor: yeah I’m sorry but the lobster is dead that was a long chop
@@thewatcher7078 maybe it got one side and left legs of terry
Daniel is starting to become my favorite cryptid
Hey I am a film/video editor and I have been dealing with a lot in terms of college and creating, but I recently found your channel and just can’t stop laughing! You guys remind me of how RUclips content used to be and I really enjoy everything you guys are doing! I hope you never lose enjoyment with your work since it seems to be the key to your videos!
Soooooooo my girlfriend n i are watching this and she yells to tell me to stop the video @1:40 to dial the number (purely for scientific purposes) after rewinding and getting said number she calls and low and behold its for Direct TV ...... have been laughing ever since 😂😂😂
How have I lived without you guys.
Just fine apparently! But happy you're here!
I'm gonna need an entire multi-seasonal series of this show fr.
I remember seeing that bit when the lobster is killed on a discord meme so now that I’ve been obsessed with this channel recently, I can’t believe it’s from here
What they say is true, the cook always dies first in every horror movie...
“My pet lobster terry loved his sandwiche-“ *Gasp of pure horror*
Tried to reserve a clown for my funeral, but he was booked thru next year
Was wondering when Hillary was going to return to the show after the untimely passing of Father Kitchen.
Daniel is more insane and more powerful than anyone else in this sketch.
How do you guys not have more subs?
Cuz we haven’t learned how to be funny yet
"you have ten minutes to turn a raisin, into the grape,"
-world piece leader Hillary Kitchen
Hahaha got him XD
0:57
Hehehehe
That's so underated 😭 you guys deserve more views
As a south korean I'm glad this show was sponsored by TRUE KOREA. Luv your guy's stuff.
1:18 had me dying
It had the lobster dying too
Terrys death is entirely his fault for pausing so long
Back here, two years later in loving memory of Terry. R.I.P
This whole video feels like I’m in some kind of delusional dream
Yeah it’s because of the randomness of it, like it is reality but something is just off. Also strangely the music also makes it feel like a weird dream
God I love Daniel as an addition to the WWG cinematic universe. Looking forward to more of that monstrosity. Thanks for this sketch, lads! Love it all.
Grape fruit I thought grapes were a vegetable
🤣😂
joining the choir of folks yelling at the algorithm to make these geniuses big. You can't let creativity and talent like this go to waste, c'mon youtube
Just discovered these guys and I really hope they bring cooking with kitchen back someday
Rip Terry The Lobster
You'll be missed
Name someone more underrated than these guys
Cinnamon Gum
I loved him miss-reading a note and it still being about kissing
I loved this one! Cooking with Kitchen was my favorite sketch you guys made, and this continuation did not disappoint! That lobster though...
Terry will be missed 🙏🏼
1:05 okay chefs this time you going to prepare a lobster oh okay *stabs lobster* an sandwich my pet Terry loves sandwiches AÀÀÆ 2:21 you're crying so much! YOU KILLED MY LOBSTER
"That depends. How funny do you want your funeral?" That's fucking gold.
“How funny do you want your funeral”
Thanks for another great video, Hillary. The new production value looks great!
So glad Terry lived in everyones hearts after he passed.
I’m glad to see a second version of this bit, excellent work master sorcerers 🧙♂️
This video reminds me of old shitposts I used to watch as a kid, yet this is somehow better and more chaotic.
The subtle background fan makes it all the more funny
2:22
YOU KILL MY LOBSTER!!!
You guys are so consistently great. It’s always a good day when you upload. Keep ‘em coming!
I knew eggs would win
Awesome. Glad to see more Cooking with Kitchen.
You guys NEEEED to PLEEASE make more of Hillary
i wonder the restaurant owners reaction to this video after they lent their kitchen to you guys lmao
That’s why we had to buy the restaurant with our Patreon fund
3:08 You sound Johnny Deep, you should do a skit about that…
This is my favorite one so far
My pet lobster Terey sure loves his sandwiches, *GASP*
Jeremy just got merced like that? Dang.
I would watch 9 seasons and a movie of this
RIP terry kichten he shal never be firgoten
I desperately need more Hillary Kitchen in my life
I discovered your works today. Been binging it in the past few hours :')
I called that number and they already knew my social security number.
DANIEL is clearly the winner
he is SO GOOD!
This is the best sketch I remember from the channel
The reflection change up as he progresses as a clown was an awesome attention to detail
This is the type of video i expected to date back in the early 2010s and not 6 months ago
No idea where you come up with these out of this dimension jokes but damn, this one was really funny.
I can't believe they filmed at an actual kitchen for this, it's blowing my mind
This is incredibly derivative of Steven Brule, but its so good I don't even care🤣
lmao the you will have to prepare a lobster a sandwich is an iconic line
Omg y’all are like my favorite comedy people almost bettter than snl
What a grave insult this comment this is.
@@TUGGUTT my bad
OK so me and my girlfriend just called this number, and apparently it’s some line for selling medical buttons, like life alert, and the representative was flabbergasted when I started telling him about the clown I wanted to invite to my funeral
Just found channel. Loving everything so far. RUclips is definitely hiding your stuff. This channel deserves way more views and subscribers.
this is the funniest thing iv’e ever seen
Daniel's pepperoni wasn't even that large. I guess it was better than whatever tf Juan made, but still
"how funny do you want your funeral" thats something you don't wanna hear from a clown