Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC: Garrus and Zaeed booby-trap Shepard's apartment
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You know, when the war's over, Garrus and Zaeed should start a home security company.
I can see it now!. "Omega Home security services 9/10 agree you'll never have to worry about getting robbed and the 1/10 well there is just no pleasing some people".
Smooth Trooper Archangel Approved!
johnmin93 I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Home Security Service on Omega!
Smooth Trooper
Yes well the people that there is no pleasing are probably the ones blown up by the newly installed security.
9/10 agree you'll never have to worry about getting robbed and the 1/10 well there is just no pleasing dead people
Explosive Home Security Solutions, we send out intruders with a BANG!
So if Anderson somehow survived the events of ME3, he'd die the second he walked into his own apartment...
Anderson: Feels like ages since I've sat down.
*sits on couch*
*Nuclear explosion*
@@mrcopycat2355 *Entire Citadel explodes*
Anderson : it been an ages since I was here last time.... What about some coffee...
Anderson "I could go for a nice warm bath"
Anderson: "I could use a glass of water."
"I gotta know, Garrus, what're you doing?"
"I'm.. I'm.. I'm calibrating this window!"
ahaahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH GOD DAMNIT GARRUS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
by the godess...
More like.. "Can it wait for a bit? *turns head to right* I'm in the middle of some... admiring of polished glass."
Next time Shepard tries to enter the appartement the entire citadel will explode
Redem10 pretty much what the reapers are waiting for
And that is why the Normandy SR2 has a luxury living space
Ohhh, so that's why the Citadel explodes in the destroy ending.
Good thing I never chose it
Pretty much what it takes to kill Shepard, even then she’ll just come right back🤣
As a side effect, now we know why the reapers did not take total control of the Citadel at the end. They had no idea how to get past the wall fixture and coffee maker security... ;)
Alternate ending, Shepard gets killed by her own coffee maker.
Still better ending, my friend.
@@mariaharuspex9126 I was just gonna say that.
The coffee is literally the bomb.
Updated Destroy option for an extra extended cut
This is how I'd imagine it... Kaiden triggers a boob trap while grilling his steak, then kills himself and Shep in a huge gas explosion.
"Only to be taken out by dinner."
Vakarian-Massani Home Security LLC
+Magnificent Infinite thermonuclear hot tubs with DNA triggered timer now on sale!**
**warning, buyer must sign liability waver. Illegal on certain space stations, there's a waver for smuggling too.
Jonah Adkins I'd hire them for my home
just remember the code 6492, and if you don't...blame Zaeed...and run.
Great service. They even do all the calibrations which I felt was a nice touch.
Only one question, Vakarian: Why would Liara's clone attack Shepard; Liara would probably be a more viable target, for the clone.
home alone mass effect edition
YES
Yea put garrius & zheed in charge those burglars arent walking into a fun house they'll be walking into a warzone lol
I need this.
Bro I understand this comment was made 4 years ago but you got 420 likes and I didnt like it because I didnt want to disrupt that fact.
I'm dying 😂😂😂😂
Shepard's apartment more dangerous than the suicide mission.........................
And it's only because she has one hell of turian as boyfriend.
When those 2 were done with it yea
I love that mission.
And Uncle Zaeed.
And Sovereign AND PARTS OF IT LANDED IN THE CITADEL
"...And if you don't, well... Blame Zaeed, and run like hell."
+Hirosuke Arisato Ah, that part made me laugh so hard afterwards, and then whenever I though of it, I laughed even harder. God, that was the best part.
Damn I've laughed so hard from that one 🤣
I love this Bromance.. and I'm still not over Zaeed's voice actor dying.. rest in peace you magnificent bastard!
*salute*
"Goddam right!"
The saddest part is that he recorded all the lines for this, very shortly before passing away. What a sendoff for that Godamm Badass
That son of a bitch and his magnificent voice leaving us to soon
When i played the Citadel DLC i thought "these clowns helped me to save the galaxy?". :D
And now they're turning ur apartment into a death trap lol
@@jasonleslie203 it's not even Shepherd's, also apartments are usually rented so it is incredibly dangerous and a waste of money and explosives.
@@drakeloki4214 yea it was loaned out by shepards former CO.
But its still hilarious that they were creating a home defense in a way you would expect for urbanized warfare.
I'd both love & hate to see someone get into that rigged hot tub lol.
Or go threw the dangerous task of untrapping the apt after shepard was long gone.
Anderson owned it and gave it to Shep from what I remember, so boobytrap away!
@@JJJBunney001 s/he would mention they were watching it several times, the example that stands out is when Jack visits.
"Plants are overrated. You can always get oxygen from a tank."
That's it. This is the line.
"If not... Blame Zaeed, and run like hell."
Oh, Garrus...
so this was the last thing Robin Sachs ever did. RIP Zaeed.
Not a bad last project if you ask me. It's the way he would have wanted it. Shame he didn't live to see it completed.
i love when he says "i... i think it's art"
+jack lajoie Same! x'D
Oh. Art eh? Ok I see now, sure. Art, I like it.
It's the same statue you find in the mansion with Kasumi's loyalty mission in ME2
@@kerochan85 Isn't that also the one you have the option of destroying with a renegade interrupt? XD I did that in ME2, how the hell is it now in Shepard's apartment?! Maybe the artist made more than one...
@@RainbowEssence-c3w Or maybe Bioware has a bad habit of recycling assets. In Hock's vault from ME2, Kasumi comments about a "Turian version of the Titanic" when the model is clearly a 1-2 person fighter craft, as seen on Tachunka in ME3 when you attack the Reaper. And don't even get me started on Andromeda. I could deal with the faces and glitches, but a Turian named Oliver? An Initiative escape pod listed as Angaran? That is truly immersion-hostile.
Home improvement with Garrus Vakarian and Zaeed Massani, Mondays at 8, only on Fox!
Well that's going to make Tim the "tool man" Taylor feel inferior.
I'd watch that.
spicygnomesoup
"Inferior" doesn't even begin to cover it. It'd be like comparing an ant... to an elephant.
Can that show just exist already XD
Carter Kinoy I bet they read the book "The Poor Mans James Bond" as a kid.
Here's a thought: imagine if Garrus managed to hire Zaeed to run with him during his Archangel days. Don't think Shep would have to bail them out any time soon.
+RaderizDorret Maybe, but he/she still needed to assemble a team to fight the Collectors.
+RaderizDorret If those two had been working together on Omega like this, I'm pretty sure there'd be nothing *but* dead mercs.
S-094 Cam
And Aria in total control as I doubt either of them would be dumb enough to break the One Rule of Omega.
+RaderizDorret
I mean, Mordin broke it and lived to tell about it ("broke the only rule of Omega on more ways than one" or however he puts it). So why wouldn't those two survive?
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I think Aria liked him enough to not go full-out on Mordin. I don't think she'd be so nice to Garrus or Zaeed.
Garrus: "suppose it's Liara clone who comes after you"
Shepard: "you say that like it's a bad thing"
Hm...... 2 Liaras....... Endless possibilities. ;)
@@AlexanderVRadev I read this in Mordon's voice.
I was heating up some left over food and the microwave oven teleported my food to another universe. Was that you, Turian ?
Actually...blame zaeed and run like hell
You do know the Turian's name is Garrus right? Turian is his species
He's speaking as Javik, who often addresses the other squadmates by their race.
Well yes but actually no.
Joker having a clone that is a threat? Just push him over and his bones are broken
Not sure if that's enough, send a shockwave or a concussion shot to his chest to make sure.
Ivan Chen Nah, a pat on the back will break his spine. That oughta do it.
Jayden Holzhauser No need for that, just put some stairs infront of your doorBoom, joker proof
but what if jokers clone has medical braces for his legs that help.him move his legs better then what?
+Jayden Holzhauser A wiffle bat would neutralize that.
Zaeed gets a lot more characterization...well, at least he seems like a slightly more interesting character here than what's in the main game. Seeing him interact with Garrus really brings him out as being part of the gang and less like just the 'bonus' he was in ME2.
Elementroar yeah, he felt bit underdeveloped in ME2. Except his own mission, he barely had any dialogue, and he just had few lines that go in circle. At least Kasumi had some funny remarks. He was a good long range squad tho.
Anyway, in my first play, Zaeed tried to flirt with Samara, which lead to some funny interaction between two of them.
@@kittykaskett3729 Still, I went to him after every mission for his mission talks until I heard all of them.
Hell, Javik and Zaeed basically become best friends in some interations of the party. To the point Javik thinks Zaaed is a Prothean in disguise.
"What if it's Liara's clone that's after you? Or Joker's?"
What the hell is Joker's clone gonna do to me? Snap both his legs and fall over on me?
Countermeasures against Joker clones are bananas on the floor.
Gravity, a bone-crushing force!
@@orestislazanakis4960 I could Honestly see something like that set up for a Joker clone
Shepard's clone would be using Joker's clone as bait too.
He’ll climb into an Atlas and ruthlessly kill everyone!
“It’s joking time!”
@@moviemaker199 and he proceeds to joke all over them!
Shepard: But..... my clone would have the same DNA as me...
Zaeed: ......Goddamn clone!
I laughed so hard there lol
Simple solution - hidden keypad to disengage the timer. Timer reengages after occupant leaves.
"God damn cloones. Alright forget the hot tub"
Zaeed's brain is probably made up of trip wires, claymore mines and triggers
Wait... Okay this is delayed but...
Didnt the Clone have to go and get shepards file re-keyed to its DNA because the DNA was off slightly?
Meaning if they made the DNA Lock hyper-sensitive the clone wouldnt be able to access it?
@@chibipotate I’ve been thinking about that, actually. Like not all DNA is the same, and I’m imagining that clone DNA would have a discrepancy somewhere in there...So the hot tub *would* work out...
"Cyanide's a liquid too, ya know." Jesus. Please. Too good.
+Bane Should've hired them for certain vermin problem, eh?
I hate to be the person that moved in to that apartment after Shepherd even worse I'd hate to be the person that had to investigate all that but I have to admit they would make a hell of a team at creating their own warzone home security system
Even better, replace cyanide with H2O2. It's identical in appearance, smell, and taste to water but the additional oxygen atom makes it highly poisonous. Technically hydrogen peroxide (the kind you can buy to disinfect wounds) is H2O2, but I guess it's diluted enough that it won't kill you since otherwise they wouldn't sell it. As for pure H2O2, you can probably only find that in labs unless you somehow make it yourself.
@@RainbowEssence-c3w naah the peroxide, makes bubbles after you drink a sip of it. its a dead givraway that its not water.
What about if a clone walks in and it feels hungry?
Opens the fridge and BAM-there is nothing in the fridge.
You will surely hurt its feelings.
Then the floor explodes.
Read it on Zaeed's voice. Formula for success. XD
garrus siply wanted to *calibrate* this apartment
I love how Garrus doesn’t feel at home without a giant ass gun taking up half the room.
This may sound strange, but I find Garrus and Zaed's conversations very soothing.
It's their voices
And they’re both pretty drunk.
I am SO installing weaponized wall fixtures in the entire flat tomorrow.
Fuck, my sides. Push the crew banter to Citadel level for ME4 and I'll be a happy camper. The characters are what makes this series, the more they interact the better.
I hope Mass Effect Andromeda characters will as memorable. It will be very hard to top characters from the original trilogy.
RIP hopes
I want massive amounts of banter
Dreams status: Destroyed.
Damn feminists has no respect to such things as ordnance installed in room furniture. What a fucking shame.
At 2:13 I love how Zaeed tells Garrus not to tell Shepard because, “She won’t understand” as if filling your apartment with countless booby traps, weapons and explosives is just a guy thing.
they say it with male shepard too. they never said anything about her being a girl.
Me and the boys
Just guys being dudes
Too be fair, if there was a girl into that than We would have a problem.
5:22
"Timer starts counting down"
"To what?"
"ARMA-FUCKING-GEDDON".
Best dialogue in the series.
zaeed has got some funny diolog shame his voice actor is dead rip Robin sachs
I know! He was the only thing I liked about Redcliff in DA Origin.
What's Armageddon anyways?
@@kytrensol9777 end of the world.
"There are too many windows and they're too big. Makes it easy for someone to track you".....don't know if he's worried about snipers or he's worried about peeping toms. probably snipers.
What if the snipers ARE peeping toms?
joey13133 you never know, what these guya are up too... i mean, they hide, stare at people...
@@joey-jw3rj And what if peeping toms ARE snipers?
Peeping snipers?
@@stevenstice6683 sniping toms?
This DLC makes a lot more sense if you just pretend it takes place four or five years after the Destroy ending.
That's generally how I play it--finish the game once, then go back to the Citadel DLC.
You should download the Citadel Epilogue mod. It modifies the dialogue so that everyone acts like it takes place after the ending.
t3hwasabi
Me I usually do it just before the final mission from which there is no going back. One last party before heading once more into the fray, into the last good fight Shepard will ever know.
Except.....EDI would be dead.
Dude, MEHEM
After the war, Garrus, Zaeed and Shepard start their own home security business, with some creative advice from Shepard and Garrus's kids. These new lines of defense were questioned for their conventionality, but in time were integrated into C-Sec, much to Pallin's chagrin.
Commander Bailey on the other hand was very supportive of the new idea, unfortunately he also used these security measures on the press.
Archangel Security Solutions: Not even Commander Shepard can survive!
RaderizDorret *Disclaimer* We are not responsible for any form of injury, maiming, or death to the owner of said security measures or their families. Such a thing is a fault of the owner for failure to pay attention. Any complaints can be taken up with our public relations officer Zaeed Massani.
ScottishChristian No no no, you got to have either Grunt or Javik "take care of" complaints.
cj king
Grunt is the complaint department. Javik is in marketing. Jack is the public relations specialist.
I wanna see what happens when you invite Anderson over XD
“Oh yeah, be careful around literally anything. Garrus and Zaeed drunkenly booby trapped the entire place during a party one time.”
“...what.”
if you romance garrus, isn't the code to stop the traps "IHEARTGARRUS"?
snoozyfern It is :D Here's a video: ruclips.net/video/meD3v7KoO7k/видео.html
+snoozyfern that's probably why he's worried about the windows
Garrus have no fun, that is boring! lol
Imagine Shepard with Samantha Traynor romance try to use the hot tub later...
Now that would be HOT
***** YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ayy lmao
Now that's just mean....
Arma-fucking-geddon
What would Joker's clone do? Break their arm at Shepard?
What if it was genetically improved clone without brittle bone disease ?
Think of the collateral damage? Especially if that kind of joker clone got it's hands on the Normandy
joey13133 ...........Or EDI :)
Don't underestimate a man who can pull off his limbs with ease
Be bait.
This place should be called Omega-5 Relay, because it's even deadlier than Omega-4
It'd be great if someone attacked while everyone was sleeping and the attackers all got killed by their traps and garrus and Zaeed both say "told you so" to Shepard at the same time.
God, that would've been great!
Actually, Zaeed had a point with Shep's DNA.
A clone would have an Amino Acid in it that Shepard wouldn't, due to it being genetically engineered instead of born, so if Zaeed keyed the Hot tub to that, Shep would be able to use it fine, but the clone would not.
How do you know that ? Are you expert on cloning ?
Darth, I'm very knowledgeable in genetic engineering, yes.
Velociraptors of Skyrim You know what ? I am not going to question it and i will just roll with it.
what about a guest
Adam Baker That's.... a good question.
Maybe there is a way to turn it off?
I'm amazed that nobody has tried to recreate this amazing apartment, in real life.
Rusty LH Well it'd be a drath trap to its owner by this point so...
It's part of my dream
Send me a few million, ill make it.
Its uh... its too expensive to make. If we downscale the size of the rooms and knock off a few of the furnishings and additional rooms then MAYBE.
"That man is surprisingly well adjusted" Kelly, if you call what Zaeed was doing well adjusted, what would be considered "unstable"?
Kelly was just downbad
Jack
"Blame Zaeed and run like hell!" - words to live by Garrus, words to live by. ;D
If you want to live they definitely are😂
"Arma-fucking-geddon!"
Imagine how epic it would be if Thane was alive and joined the conversation.
And Mordin.
@@hansolo235I rather put Legion with then.
I think he'd be fine on giving advanced technical details and data alongside zaeed and garrus on booby-trapping.
Maybe he'd know more on home security.
@@matheusbarbosa999 my renegade Shepard would be glad to join the conversation. If he didn't sell legion to Cerberus and mordin, thane and garrus didn't die on the collectors base.
Commander Shepard's house of horrors. It'd be a really messed up rendition of home alone.
Newes game on the citadel! Suvive one night in Anderson's little home on the citadel sponsored by Garrus and Zaeed with Shepard recommendation.
My FemShep in ME2 was a Vanguard, so she always took Zaeed and Garrus with her for good long-distance cover fire. This... this made me smile =) They're like a couple of kids.
A couple of kids in a candy store I say.
ScottishChristian They reminded me of me and my brother when we were about seven.... not that I ever set up a water cannon at the top of the stairs.... I just wouldn't, lol.
@@ScotishChristian A very, very deadly candy store...
"You know the way I figure it a coffee maker is just a miniature bomb. And the one Shepard has down stairs has a timer so.."
Zaeed you officially made me afraid of my coffee machine.
I remember the first time I saw this in my playthrough. When Zaeed and Garrus were rigging the hot tub, I was laughing my guts out for quite awhile. I literally had tears coming down my face!
I'm glad that Robin Sachs managed to record lines for Zaeed before his death.
"Blame Zaeed and run like hell."
I pity the man who fears Joker’s evil clone. Literally just tip him over and he shatters like the fish tank at that sushi place.
Garrus:" ... Blame Zaeed and run like hell"
Shepard:"Garrus I already blame Zaeed for anything I don't personally explode so yea I'd already be running"
Garrus:"good good "
When bae starts calibrating your apartment. Relationship goals.
...ok?
1:28 Grunt's laugh in the background is just perfect
Grunt's laugh is always perfect.
If the "Home Alone" villains broke into the apartment, they will face more pain than in the original three movies. Kevin and Alex should have the help of Garrus and Zaeed booby-trap their houses. Just a suggestion.
Uh then the movie would be rated r
Femshep "But what if I want to use the hot tub?"
Zaeed "Covered that. Its keyed to your DNA"
Femshep "But a clone would have the same DNA as me"
Zaeed "Goddamned clone!"
XD I laughed so much at this, the way he says it!
He says it like if the clone outsmarted him lmao
“A”
for effort xD
You ever swim a few laps on the surface of the sun? No? Well your clone will be *chuckle* yea that will teach him
It's like Home Alone from hell.
"I got a blue wire here, a red one, a yellow one, and one that looks like vomit"
I love you Zaeed
Describe the vomit one
@@ryanlavery9956 Purplish, like after too many shots of Ryncol.
This was my favorite part of both parties. Had me cracking up the entire time. They were so committed it was freaking hilarious.
"I'm telling you, the kitchen is a gold mine of possibilities. Another clone drops by, might fancy a bite to eat."
"....Rig the refrigerator?"
"Why stop there? Who says a kitchen faucet is just for water? Cyanide's a liquid too, you know."
gets me every time.
Anderson: Mmmm I’m hungry… Time to grab a bite to eat after a long day.
Fridge: *Fucking explodes*
Now I really want to see some unfortunate mercs try to break in and stumble into all the new traps
this dlc makes up for the poor ending so much.
The boobytrapping is nice, but Zaeed and Garrus being utterly baffled by the very concept of art is the best part.
Of all the insane things they said during these conversations, somehow the thing I find most concerning is that Zeed's default idea of puke color is apparently "purplish"
Wow, Garrus really missed his calling as a contract killer. XD
What about strapping a grenade's pin with a wire, then the wire is attached to the lid of the toilet. While that's going on, the grenade itself is stationary within the bowl. Leave the toilet seat closed. So if someone walks in and decides to relieve themselves, they open the lid and BOOM, shrapnel all over their body, and hopefully the air pressure and shockwave will have ended them.
I can't believe Zaeed and Garrus didn't already think of that!
Heeh, well I am a devious Turian too ;)
Pff no I'm not. I always had this idea looooong loong ago.
Then lets "hope" they don't have to go to the go number two in the middle of the shower session.
DeathDealer1997 well I hope they like liquid cyanide cuz they're bathing in it.
Under his breath: “Rig the refrigerator.” Why is that so funny?
Garrus and Zaeed should have had their own game.
Chasing down turian con artist Rolan Quarn
I love when Zaeed suggests extending the wall to prevent being stuck from behind and Garrus acts like it's the greatest thing he's ever heard of. Mm. MMM. MM! Good idea MMM!
These two are defiantly workaholics, and they 100% love what they do haha.
This is what Home Alone 6 will be like.
Home Effect.
Home Alone 6
Staring: Garrus Vakarian, Zaeed Masaini, Javik, Grunt, Urdnot Wrex, Jack, James Vega, and Jeff "Joker" Moroue
Director: The Salarian Directing all of the Blasto movies/Garrus Vakarian & Zaeed Masaini
Producer: The guy that made the hamlet remakes featuring an all elcor cast, I can't remember his name?
Composer: Jack Wall
Endorsed by Conrad Verner
Reviews: "Very engaging all the way to the end. 100%." - RottonTomatoes. "Tons of water. 11/10." -NGI. "Story telling at near perfection. 99 out of 100." -Meta Critic. "Everyone behind this film is just a shill for the Council. 0 out of 5." -Westerlund News.
BREAKING NEWS: KILISHIA AL-JILANNI MURDERED. Westerlund news reporter found dead. No one cares.
A Garrus romance makes the dialogue even better.
"Spared no expense for my honey."
"A coffee maker is really just a miniature bomb"
-Zaeed Massani
Great! Garrus and Zaeed just turned Shepard's apartment into a place no one will ever get out of alive!
I pity the poor sap who get's it after the ending.
The apartment will need a lot of calibrations soon.
I’ve never played any of the original Mass Effect trilogy. But all these videos I keep seeing of the games make me think of how much fun it must be. There’s a lot of tense, monster fighting moments, sure, but everyone also just acts like normal people on their downtime. I love it. I can’t wait to try Mass Effect Legendary Edition.
this is the citadel dlc which is meant to be fanservice and down turn
“If you don’t…blame Zaeed then run like hell”-Garrus Vakarian
Just watching this I'm thinking, "Jesus you two are fucking nuts." LOL Keep Garrus and Zaeed away from the appliances.
"Hey Shepard. I saw started making some coffee and noticed your kitchen is dangerously under protected, so I modified your toaster to shoot flames instead of making toast. And the dishwasher doubles as a sentry turret. Oh, and the microwave is now a gamma bomb. Also, your oven will eat intruders now. No need to thank me."
How bored were these guys at that party?
They were enjoying the party in their own sadistic way for the sake of our amusement.
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I really wish this was in the epilogue. I could imagine Garrus and Zaeed retiring to start a home security business.
lets not forget, if all else fails, your home just blows up
I imagine that if you touch FemSheps coffee maker she’ll beat you to death with it. 🤣
@@christopherfleetwood5252 Never get between a person and their first cup of coffee, I learned that the hard way.
@@Blur4strike But did you die?…
"Goddam right!"
They were drunk, right?
...Right?
....Guys....?
Righttttt.... nope.
remind me to have my house designed by these two haha, but seriously I love that they put all that in to this, the banter between the two was great, they could star in their own spin off cartoon series!
Zaeed and Garrus would be pros at Rainbow Six Siege.
Shadow Marine they only need a few days of setup and some calibrating.
They would complain it ain't realistic enough
3:12 Dem hand motions doe. and i died at "arma fucking geddon"!
“Just type ‘I HEART GARRUS’ and you won’t blow up.”
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
(I romanced Garrus, okay, it makes all this 100 times fucking better!)
"Shepard, love of my life..."
Garrus - best romance choice ever... of all time
Zaeed: "Thermal Nuclear I like it" Always cracks me up!
arma-fucking-geddon
after many horrifc accidents ZG home defence corporation has been shut down
I respect Joker, he's one of my favorite characters, but what could his clone do? Break his arm at Shepard? Garrus and Zaeed are like the concerned older brother and paranoid pseudo-grandfather figures for Shepard.
OMG...I just thought, image the poor sod that gets the apartment after Shepard. that poor soul is screwed the moment they use any bloody part of the apartment.
"Arma-fucking-geddon"
Zaeed, you were a bro among bros.
These two are going to destroy the Citadel with home security lol
Weaponized Wall Fixtures - I LIKE IT. They should try concealed Napalm jets in the floor or ceiling.
Something else I just thought of - Can you imagine what this would have been like if Wrex had also been involved?
I'm guessing there would be a lot more explosives
@@Hippopotomusus nah, wrex is more of a hidden armory sort of guy I think
Blame Zaeed... and run like hell. HahahHHHahahabahahahahaja
Its the perfect plan!
Loved hearing all the ideas just wish you could rig it all up and see the smiles on Garrus and Zaeed’s faces as they admire their work!
"...blame Zaeed. And run like hell." That's going to be my new answer to every problem I run into.