It's a Soyjak Christmas II

i apologise for making videos often, but this time i'm too broken to even speak. enjoy 'It's a Soyjak Christmas II'
special thanks to @aksually for playing yakub
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#christmas

[@wowmao]

you will never find a man more defeated than me when i finished this video.

[@justhere4637]

Music please? 0:15

[@jettv6841]

I'm so proud of you

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

Make a sidson Christmas.

[@L.internet8]

Could you publish the script on the internet, wowmao?

[@leon--osseusii4664]

Shut up mao!
Go make another vid to ease of or whatev..

[@user-bo1rh6gw9k]

only two months late

[@btsxdreamxspongebobfanfict1796]

'wnbaw

[@iswitchedsidesforthiscat]

Better late than never

[@salamander5865]

I haven’t eaten food since last year 😁

[@R_Marinho]

Nah, he is about ten and half months in advance.

[@user-bo1rh6gw9k]

@@btsxdreamxspongebobfanfict1796 >'wnbaw

[@kommanderc7208]

Enjoying the funko pop? refill your soylent. You'll love this next boyfriend

[@pach6678]

We wish you a Fauci science!

[@samirboulos9034]

Nice pfp

[@ratsahoy32]

And a happy new-ACK!!!

[@vovabars1234]

This comment was reviewed by Snopes fact checkers and is regarded as verifiable

[@toosdalarp]

no arrow @@ratsahoy32

[@agarthansupersoldier]

Never forget our Yakubian heritage, fellow aryans

[@lolasdm6959]

Yakub's mistake, wait until gigachad based mongoloids such as me will replace you

[@nicoruppert4207]

Jawohl!

[@vovabars1234]

Yakub's best soldiers

[@granata_227]

i can feel my nordic aryan blood flowing inside me...

[@highgrounder5238]

Heil Yakub

[@NeurodivergentSuperiority]

The gem that saved Mongolia

[@Ayranenjoyer]

wow mao decides to bless the world again by the order of gemmies, darkest of coal ever seen, literal punishment for the one's who were still loyal to him

[@SHinierthennyourforehead]

doe

[@prometheus5405]

What the fuck are those words?

[@cheesemanmaster]

none of these words are in the bible

[@unaesthetictvmblerina1930]

Xer voice is so beautiful and feminine thoughbeit!

[@4afq]

back to zitter or i send MAPhammad to your house

[@SHinierthennyourforehead]

trvthbomba@@4afq

[@stutterjones1821]

Glory to Yakub and his children! Thank you for making a peer revieved and amazing sciencemas!

[@hallo-mt5tx]

vantablack brimstone

[@btsxdreamxspongebobfanfict1796]

>see frogpost
>hide
Simple as.

[@dank90]

​@@btsxdreamxspongebobfanfict1796 God, fourchin users are absolutely abhorrent...

[@OfficialIfunny]

@@btsxdreamxspongebobfanfict1796 the whole website is just a racist circlejerk, frogposts aren't any worse

[@ffaalyx3104]

​@@btsxdreamxspongebobfanfict1796downvoted you dirty immigrant go back to xitter

[@gaber7113]

This story makes me and my wife so boywife so euphoric that my boywife is having a boyperiod! 🥰🥰🥰

[@vovabars1234]

Meds and sporke now

[@SHinierthennyourforehead]

meds , its sproke not sporke@@vovabars1234

[@AEAG9YT_]

Someone fucking call Dr. Soyberg!!!!!

[@SHinierthennyourforehead]

meds@@AEAG9YT_

[@thepeak5819]

HWABAG

[@nicoruppert4207]

Yakub is actually personally responsible for peer reviews, liberal academia and gender!

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Trve, human beings were naturally androgynous before the Yakubians (Gr*eks) invented the gender binary.
This is why Turkiye must become a superpower by 2030.

[@bosniaforever]

the shiniest, most glistening gemmy in the ghettos of hyperborea

[@saltysalt7627]

Wowmao's upload schedule proves he is actually Montenegrian

[@NeurodivergentSuperiority]

n word mountain

[@lupuszero9879]

Big fan of how this is secretly The Moker Christmas Special

[@texture4884]

First the Deprogram thing and now he references the 'arty? wow_mao keeps shocking me this month.

[@haharmageddontv6581]

Extremist gem

[@gaemr_o5147]

Thesis: this video
Antithesis: this video
Synthesis: Stone age revival

[@bebus6884]

When an artist is starving and raving, they make their best work. Idk if this apples to you tho since this is near incomprehensible.

[@user98344]

Coal 'til Gemson came in 2:28

[@fisid2587]

Her voice is so affirming

[@KywiBa622]

Xer*

[@Odorless]

Xher*

[@processedgrain8685]

this is the TRVE story of Chudsmas....

[@justhere4637]

It's definitely starting to warm up, so I guess by your definition, now is better than never.

[@sel_sel7523]

I genuinely love how much work has been put into “it’s a soyjack christmas” sequal. Good job wow man this is why i have a shrine of you in my room

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

>soyj- ACK!

[@baron6541]

The gem that Yakub designed us to create. 💎

[@danielhodson6411]

The Gem that blinded the Sharty

[@compatriot852]

The Moker cinematic universe only continues to grow

[@christopherstein2024]

Moker fandom will never die!

[@varisleek3360]

This is probably funny but fuck it makes me feel 34

[@josipmoskatelo]

Spine tingling, bone chilling masterpiece! My transgender pansexual polyamorous wife and I enjoyed this gem!

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

This video lasted longer than me taking down my Christmas Tree after Christmas

[@hipower832]

slow-burn, genre-redefining bone-chilling coal.

[@cntrollageofwumaoia7425]

Ultrarare non-sharty gem

[@Trash_Boat007]

Soot…. Pure brimstone…

[@EntiresTAtEovBOSNA3796]

It's always nice when they allow Mao to stay longer outside of his basement

[@OASIS23-]

Me when Darwin Claus doesn’t evolve down my chimney and take notes of my peer reviewed studies and hypotheses.

[@youwant7930]

First transgender Christmas story

[@jarate8076]

TRANSSEXUAL* CAUCASIANMAS*

[@reeeeeeeeee430]

"My peer reviewed study says it is sciencemass"
Applause

[@pplelo9364]

The Yakub plot-twist made me feel something, thanks.

[@soymcgee]

🚨💎🚨GEM ALERT🚨💎🚨

[@MobsterGary]

certified HWABAG

[@Von_Haast]

🎵 "When Yakub with oversized head, made the whites selectively bred" 🎵

[@atomic_bomba]

Glistening, glimmering, bone-chilling, spine-tingling, earth-shattering, 'tube-defining gemerald.

[@7th808s]

"Is there a peer review on this" killed me

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

Gigachad is bulking fr

[@granudisimo]

Bulking? That's how peak abdominal performance looks like, you just can't admit it.

[@beans00001]

wdym he’s on a cutting rn

[@JoJoKaiser1504]

With every wow_mao video I ask myself why I subscribed to this channel in the first place, and with every upload I become more and more mentally deranged

[@tuerculosisgaming6307]

when I saw Yakub in this video I realised why Wow_LMao is the best channel I subscribed to.

[@FREAKSLICER]

Gem, EVEN DOE NO HECKIN COBSON

[@NeurodivergentSuperiority]

There is cobbo you blind invalid troonjak

[@sayonaragoodbye9818]

ev&oe Cobson mentioned at 2:29

[@user98344]

meds

[@speemus6223]

Coal's attempt at gemmy

[@guilhermecosta5171]

Oh my Zelensky! This is the gem I needed to finally get into the sciencemas spirit!!

[@CG-yq2xy]

If Zelensky is a good boy, and makes the most hecking wholesome, inclusive gender neutral tree in all of the EU, then Khrushchev is going to come down the chimney at night and gift him Crimea.

[@GuangdongHasFallen]

the gem that saved the most wonderful time of the year

[@blazeitmichael5094]

I could have watched skibidi toilet insted of this

[@cleond.kingfire9113]

Merry Whitemas to my fellow Yakubians ❤

[@Ceo0fL0]

Realy put me into pre christams mood , only 336 days guys!

[@matthewanderson9110]

3:52 Th-This is my present. It was made for me

[@franklindapuss7990]

i find myself always in a manic rush to watch your videos because im scared theyre going to get age restricted or straight up banned before i can watch it

[@christopherstein2024]

The shadow goverment is trying to take the Moker from us!😤✊

[@finnb2318]

There‘s websites to watch stuff even when it‘s banned. You don‘t have to give out your id.

[@manoletomol]

posted it two months late award

[@kommanderc7208]

hello mano...

[@christopherstein2024]

Bruh, he's from China. Chinese Christmas is in febuary 🙄🙄🙄

[@hyperacid809]

i was not expecting jakub, such a nice and heartwarming surprise, best christmas gift thanks bajo jajo or whatever your name is

[@jettv6841]

I can smell the ritalin in this video

[@bonemarrow3439]

Peak creativity

[@osascaino]

wow! aksually! i love seeing my favorite finnish youtuber and my favorite lesser-finnish youtuber working together

[@liamlogan669]

"Post this on Christmas with considerable delay."
Wow_Mao: Challenge accepted (filipino edition)

[@meleemicheal1864]

blood diamond level gem

[@meth7160]

Christmas special with considerable delay, satisfactory!

[@hundgawf9506]

This video is so fucking Artistically well made. Godbless Wow Mao for his Long awaited video of part 2 soyjak christmas

[@hesiolite]

Incredible Goatse secret ending! That's what i call autheur cinéma

[@Arraydeess]

Can’t wait to watch this 50 years from now

[@Bankosek]

Havent watched the first part, but this is glorious, amazed by the quality relative to the rest of the channel ❤

[@deponq]

What a spine-chilling genre-starting genderquir-friendly A24 'emic 'asterpiece

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

Fashionably late, I'm almost surprised you didn't hold onto it until this year's december
Good job bro

[@sayonaragoodbye9818]

is wow_mao actually poopson?

[@silvesta5027]

Really went wild with this one Wow Mao! Releasing a Christmas special 10 months before Christmas is amazeballs. You must've drunk all the soylent to get this out so quickly

[@BoliceOccifer]

Wholesome Yakub moment

[@N55_R_55G]

no fucking way you got Aksel in. Fuckk, this brings me back...

[@richdadnumbero1]

this was a great video and well worth the month delay to get it to this level of quality

[@jsc8898]

Happy to see wow mao contribute to the sharty

[@zaxDGAF]

Thank you wow_mao, this video is truly the best birthday gift I've ever recieved from anyone today (it's on November)

[@studyrounded]

i sat through this out of respect

[@independentRestorationServices]

I remember when I was younger and my nonbinary elder-parent would tell us the story of Soujack before opening a present on Sciencemas Eve before getting our boosters. Thanks for the memories

[@axwu04]

great work xir

[@maxwelleschete332]

A Christmas Cobson

[@FoeReaper]

I'm so happy wowmao is showing us the Phillipino tradition of celebrating Christmas a little early this year. More proof that they are ahead of the pack!

[@alexzanderhussein7313]

Literally the real shit I’ve watched all year

[@officialmcdeath]

Presumably intended to drop for the Orthodox soymas \m/

[@Turachkh]

I haven't seen a gemerald like this in a long time.

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

Oh my god my favorite filipino 40 year old smoker short king posted again. I hoped you wouldn't post anything ever

[@friedchicken8440]

Gem that has been fermented for 2 months

[@Jobe-13]

A very merry Christmas indeed

[@kermit_1373]

Christmas has come 10 months early, what joy!

[@Dragon_Moth]

Hecking HWABAG Soymao, this video's peer review shows it's 100% wholesome like Sven the pupperino.
For chemistrismas, I got the new Kirby game, and I was so freaking happy I DMed Science Claus on the qa "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger"

[@Kaliskot]

0:56 one of the hardest lines ever concocted

[@JivecattheMagnificent]

Now *this* is what we've been waiting for. From now on I may start celebrating Christmas every year on this very day.

[@DoggyBingBong]

>cobson so gem

[@sayonaragoodbye9818]

who are you quoting

[@OneAndOnlyRupert]

such a tragic tale...

[@pleaseletmeingd]

The gem that saved the 'tube

[@gorgeousgentleman5390]

Merry Christmas 🎉

[@LaRaGEourney]

Moker please help me to pay off my sins.

[@myon-]

HWABAG

[@rufflesoregano8970]

cant imagine the sense of dread that pierced your body while watching this after months of work

[@adria5591]

thank you wow mao for the yearly slop

[@quakeknight9680]

I have a felling this channel is getting infiltrated by 'arty

[@Idonothingwrong]

truly a christmas moment

[@XP-nt9iy]

"Yakub has a White Christmas" is the best idea ever.