Honestly I think that's just a prerequisite for anyone being the kings or queens of England. Honestly I think Lizzie is still smoking a fat one somewhere under the palace in the catacombs.@@dylankersten3383
Roman senators would be fun, Chinese emperors would probably get pretty silly, even popes could get pretty funny. I feel like we’ve only scratched the surface so far
A child, queen Liz and fuckin drake in rotation. Btw, Liz is def someone to spliff with, she freed snoop dogg after he came to England when he was arrested for possession of ganja
The regal rotation looking strong ngl. - Richard the Lionheart - Drake - Henry VII - Henry VIII - Elizabeth I - Charles II - Elizabeth II - Prince George Now do it with Mongols
HONORABLE MENTION George VI: -Ruled over World War II -Defeated the Nazis with Churchill (war hero). -Dude actually doesn't want to be king (became king after his brother was caught gooning) -Reign saw a bit of the British Empire collapse and beginning of the Commonwealth -An actual Family Guy (has a loving family unlike his downbad brother) -Smokes so hard he died at 56
George III is #1. His favourite hobby was walking around the countryside talking to farmers about hay and the weather. Polio doesn't turn you made. You thinking of Porphyria, which he also didn't have Also, George III never personally invested in slavery or any business which profited from it. He personally thought it was beastly.
When Snoop Dogg went on tour in the UK the londoners wanted him to leave because of murder charges at the time but Queen Liz intervened letting him go on tour, she a W
Queen Victoria did loads of drugs, she'd have a cup of opium dissolved in alcohol every morning and would chew cocaine laced gum. She even shared the coke-gum with Winston Churchill once when he came to visit. She smoked weed too, especially for cramps and used chloroform during birth which she called “delightful beyond measure”.
2:40 I would only smoke with Richard if I get to ask him what happened to his two nephews and to have a lot of bodyguards secretly listening to our conversation just in case Richard tries attacking me for asking too many personal questions
“~If all of the kings had their queens on the throne. We would pop champagne and raise a toast. To all of the queens who are fighting alone. Baby, you're not dancin' on your own~” *-Ava Max*
Honestly Richard the Lionheart sounds like most people I smoked with, kinda gay, spent 6 months at uni in the UK just to drop out, mommy issues, went on a Crusade (Berlin city break) and undiagnosed ADHD
Luke's twitter because he's always clout chasing:
twitter.com/5foot11andahalf
i love you so fucking much mao i fw you dense ❤
Hi❤❤
YOU MISSED EDWARD 7th (dirty bertie)
drop anotha nightmare blunt rotation
tbf to Liz I, Virginia was originally a baccy plantation
"But she's also dead" Bro they're all dead.
To be fair Charles the third is currently in a state of undeath.
Lies
@@dylankersten3383 bro his body is literally decomposing as we speak
@@sebroki4679 I assume it's like a lich,where he'll just kind of eventually stagnate.
Honestly I think that's just a prerequisite for anyone being the kings or queens of England. Honestly I think Lizzie is still smoking a fat one somewhere under the palace in the catacombs.@@dylankersten3383
I cannot believe u made a monetizable video
Make a vid on bali isn't perfect or a London vid
We need a new update on EDUARDOOOO
🎩
😺🚬
You know you've been too long in the Kingdom of England when you recognise every king in a wow_mao video
I’ll put you in my prayers, nobody deserves such torment.
Charles aint dead
Get out while you still can
@@Ryies12 nws we have prison barges for those who do stay.
Kingpilled and britishmaxxed
Finally, the blunt rotation trilogy has been completed
whats up fellow lithuanian
Nah we need more sequels. What about the Khan rotations and Shogun too?
The three genders:
-American President
-Communist leader
-British Monarch
Roman senators would be fun, Chinese emperors would probably get pretty silly, even popes could get pretty funny. I feel like we’ve only scratched the surface so far
dicetators
A child, queen Liz and fuckin drake in rotation. Btw, Liz is def someone to spliff with, she freed snoop dogg after he came to England when he was arrested for possession of ganja
Every day we learn she was more based than we realised.
She used to grow bud. Once got given a young plant by a weed activist, didn't get discovered for what it was for a short while
“I don’t like slavery, BUT-“
-Kai Cenat, 2024
The regal rotation looking strong ngl.
- Richard the Lionheart
- Drake
- Henry VII
- Henry VIII
- Elizabeth I
- Charles II
- Elizabeth II
- Prince George
Now do it with Mongols
Now draw her as a mongol!
Who invited Henry VII 😭
You forgot joeyy
the regal rotation is top notch, I whould smoke with you for that one
Waiting for chill war criminals to smoke with
For Real
you just watched a video on them
He made a lot of smoke... actually he was straight up covering the landscape with ash... plus you know he's got the gas!
obama
He already made a video about US presidents
Cannot wait for “This video is about chill Wojaks”
Soyjak - yeah
Markiplierjak - definitely
Guiness Record Soyjak - sure
Pointing Soyjaks - nah
Feraljak - hell no
Impjak - cautious maybe
Swedejak - maybeee
Smugjak - okay
Sopranojak - yes
Nojak - also yes
Cobson - depends
R***son - NONONONO
@@SneedFeedAndSeed the guinea world soyjak is called gapejak
>woahjacks
xir out of the blunt rotation
@@SneedFeedAndSeedswedejak has embedded 'p doe
@@SneedFeedAndSeedI bet chud doesn't smoke
I love how whenever one is rejected a picture of Cromwell shows up
You can be my King, Wow Mao on RUclips 😍😍🇵🇭👑💐
They tried that before and he started a famine
You're too late wow_mao I got tired of waiting for this video now I want more bladee posting
HONORABLE MENTION
George VI:
-Ruled over World War II
-Defeated the Nazis with Churchill (war hero).
-Dude actually doesn't want to be king (became king after his brother was caught gooning)
-Reign saw a bit of the British Empire collapse and beginning of the Commonwealth
-An actual Family Guy (has a loving family unlike his downbad brother)
-Smokes so hard he died at 56
would
i would roll his shit for him cuz that's real royalty bruv
@@earlscat miles better than smoking with a cuck like Edward VIII
Hell brah
I like to imagine Henry VIII as a more vicious Caseoh
Are you accusing me of excessive eating, thou art banished
@@thewellkownp.i.g.9019 Man was literally dying and on his deathbed all he wanted was to eat as many cheese wheels as possible.
@@aJamBiscuit Bro is captain cholesterol
"By the way, this whole time we were talking about tobacco" Lmaooo
I like how this channel is basicaly a massive inside joke for mao and his pals and we're just along for the ride
Where are the chill roman emperors vid, Marcus Aurelius be havin the craziest talk while on the dope
Would smoke with Lizzy, she was queen in the 60s she was there for the og stoner movement
i like to imagine her giving one of her guards a shopping list with names of local plugs.
This video is about chill German heads-of-state
Helmut Schmidt pack 🚬🚬🚬🚬
🤨
Frederick III of Germany smoke all his life so he could die 100 days into his reign of throat cancer, gotta respect the grind 💪💪💪
@@sliftylovesyou would you smoke with Wilhelm II? he might struggle using both his hands
@@Alpha-wh4vm This video is about chill ARC troopers
"I don't like slavery, BUT... I do like Hamilton"
Such a profound statement
George III is #1. His favourite hobby was walking around the countryside talking to farmers about hay and the weather.
Polio doesn't turn you made. You thinking of Porphyria, which he also didn't have
Also, George III never personally invested in slavery or any business which profited from it. He personally thought it was beastly.
He conquered England for almost no reason
"I understand"
Henry #8 would destroy your pantry if u pass him the blunt
He would eat the whole pack of pheasant pies
Wow Mao fell diagonal.
"Many of the Maandem that I'm in touch with have lost their mind over some good kush." ☝👴
whitest pastry boys be uttering the truest facts
the video saying that charles iii's reign will end in 2025 is so fucking funny
I’d smoke with the OG King Æthelstan
3:15 Welsh representation appreciated 💪💪
When Snoop Dogg went on tour in the UK the londoners wanted him to leave because of murder charges at the time but Queen Liz intervened letting him go on tour, she a W
Queen Victoria did loads of drugs, she'd have a cup of opium dissolved in alcohol every morning and would chew cocaine laced gum. She even shared the coke-gum with Winston Churchill once when he came to visit. She smoked weed too, especially for cramps and used chloroform during birth which she called “delightful beyond measure”.
Henry VIII with da Fucking Joeyy Vibes😭🤣🤣🤣
This genre must go on, I want to see chill senators, chill sultans, a video about chill lord protectors that only includes Oliver Cromwell
This video is about chill Filipinos
Shortest video ever uploaded onto RUclips award 🏆
alfred the great would be chill
Fr
"im a straight man, til i hit that spliff" so real
Luke immediately asking "what about any of this is funny?" at the beginning is hilarious
8:10 My heart stopped for a beat here
"Ill do anything for Christmas" Really nice to see wowmao coming into terms with being a filipino
A Message, from the Lionheart
Stronghold Lionheart: "The Smell of Hashish is in the air my friend!"
2:40 I would only smoke with Richard if I get to ask him what happened to his two nephews and to have a lot of bodyguards secretly listening to our conversation just in case Richard tries attacking me for asking too many personal questions
Richard ain't do shit he was fixed up by Henry VII. Justice for Dick
@@rdrrr So I've been indoctrinated by Shakespearean propaganda?
FREE MY MAN HE DIDN'T DO THAT SHIT 🗣️‼️
Next up: Which serial killers would you smoke with?
The editing and candidates in this video make this probably the best in the series.
This is a Certified Good ‘Ol Blighty Production
This video is about chill South American dictators
>Charles I
>’Killed by cavaliers’
close enough
1,951 Grungos in 26 Bulungos, Bro Ooga'd off 😂😂😂🧔
My man william the conqueror lived -199 years
Elizabeth II was only british to date to ever meet snoop dog and didnt allow for ban of his music in britain so for me huge W
Alfred the great is a yes. Has cool war stories and he'd as already have his 30g pouch as it was extremely stressful
Now we need full video of Wow_Mao Singing "God Save the king " Now!
I just realized that either prince george is prolly named after george from seinfeld or it's one biiig coincidence
I mean King Charles III's portrait goes hard asf
Emperors you would smoke with? Idc what emperors of what empire. But if Jean-Bédel Bokassa isn't there ill be sad.
you made my day w this upload
dude these smoke with videos are awesome
No Arthur Pendragon; wow mao has fallen
i've been waiting for another one of these for so long
“~If all of the kings had their queens on the throne. We would pop champagne and raise a toast. To all of the queens who are fighting alone. Baby, you're not dancin' on your own~”
*-Ava Max*
The long awaited sequel to my 2 favorite RUclips videos
"he was only in england for 9 months"
"Good choice"
He had to go to a crusade so makes sense
This series needs to continue. Do Holy Roman Emperors, Ottoman Sultans, Chinese Emperors and more.
0% Drugs
0% Smoking
0% Violence
0% Quality
Honestly Richard the Lionheart sounds like most people I smoked with, kinda gay, spent 6 months at uni in the UK just to drop out, mommy issues, went on a Crusade (Berlin city break) and undiagnosed ADHD
I feel attacked.
The return of the greatest series in the universe
wake up wow_mao posted a new video💯💯
This series is rad.
Absolute banger series i am however saying this while drunk
I'm glad you said something about the fingers I was fixated on that
I had the manscaped ufc balls add before this, this makes this so much better
Now this is my kind of content
the irony is that Aethelred means "well-advised". his name was a joke along the lines of "well-advised the ill-advised"
BBL LIZZY 🎉🎉🎉
gem
another mao classic
In Ireland, James II is known as Seamus an Chaca or James the Shit
0:10 Fucking spit-take material right there
The bell rings are hilarious
FINALLY ANOTHER SMOKING VIDEO!!!!!!
background music was on point
It's a crime Diana didn't get put in the rotation out of spite of Charlie
I see what you were doing with the Charles II music choice!
I smoke those kings
The well awaited sequel has finally arrived…
do famous philosophers next that rotation would be wild
wow mao
Æthalstan would have been dope
Love the use of plug
this is the content i subscribe for
ITS FINNALLY HERE
we're still waiting for what medieval kings would you smoke with
Let’s gooo! Finally!
I've been waiting for this video for years thank you wow_mao (no funny here I'm just thankful)
Joeyyy vibes is so true brother God Bless
ive never heard wowmao laugh so hard and its at ethelgreen lmaoo
this is a fever dream
brimstone, vantablack coal from the pits of 'rtarus
Wow_mao already predicting King Charles III’s death 9:42
Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need
"I'm a straight man.. til I hit that spliff" 😂