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  • @wowmao
    @wowmao  15 дней назад +144

    Luke's twitter because he's always clout chasing:
    twitter.com/5foot11andahalf

    • @sosotik
      @sosotik 15 дней назад +3

      i love you so fucking much mao i fw you dense ❤

    • @death-istic9586
      @death-istic9586 15 дней назад +1

      Hi❤❤

    • @HaroldMC63
      @HaroldMC63 15 дней назад

      YOU MISSED EDWARD 7th (dirty bertie)

    • @mark-jf5ik
      @mark-jf5ik 15 дней назад

      drop anotha nightmare blunt rotation

    • @alphamikeomega5728
      @alphamikeomega5728 12 дней назад

      tbf to Liz I, Virginia was originally a baccy plantation

  • @andrewevanyshyn1709
    @andrewevanyshyn1709 15 дней назад +2012

    "But she's also dead" Bro they're all dead.

    • @dylankersten3383
      @dylankersten3383 15 дней назад +168

      To be fair Charles the third is currently in a state of undeath.

    • @BreadMan96
      @BreadMan96 15 дней назад +7

      Lies

    • @sebroki4679
      @sebroki4679 15 дней назад +59

      @@dylankersten3383 bro his body is literally decomposing as we speak

    • @dylankersten3383
      @dylankersten3383 15 дней назад +16

      @@sebroki4679 I assume it's like a lich,where he'll just kind of eventually stagnate.

    • @jimbo_dashings437
      @jimbo_dashings437 15 дней назад

      Honestly I think that's just a prerequisite for anyone being the kings or queens of England. Honestly I think Lizzie is still smoking a fat one somewhere under the palace in the catacombs.​@@dylankersten3383

  • @Geopoldd
    @Geopoldd 15 дней назад +293

    I cannot believe u made a monetizable video

    • @Nayfus9
      @Nayfus9 10 дней назад +1

      Make a vid on bali isn't perfect or a London vid

    • @battlefieldnerd1002
      @battlefieldnerd1002 8 дней назад +1

      We need a new update on EDUARDOOOO
      🎩
      😺🚬

  • @cameroonemperor755
    @cameroonemperor755 15 дней назад +863

    You know you've been too long in the Kingdom of England when you recognise every king in a wow_mao video

    • @letmedie4524
      @letmedie4524 15 дней назад +50

      I’ll put you in my prayers, nobody deserves such torment.

    • @hellomoto2084
      @hellomoto2084 15 дней назад +5

      Charles aint dead

    • @Ryies12
      @Ryies12 15 дней назад +1

      Get out while you still can

    • @fightthepowerman
      @fightthepowerman 15 дней назад

      ​@@Ryies12 nws we have prison barges for those who do stay.

    • @looking4afix
      @looking4afix 15 дней назад +8

      Kingpilled and britishmaxxed

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 15 дней назад +969

    Finally, the blunt rotation trilogy has been completed

    • @dominykasltd27
      @dominykasltd27 15 дней назад +2

      whats up fellow lithuanian

    • @theberserker6000
      @theberserker6000 15 дней назад +7

      Nah we need more sequels. What about the Khan rotations and Shogun too?

    • @soulbeats135
      @soulbeats135 15 дней назад +8

      The three genders:
      -American President
      -Communist leader
      -British Monarch

    • @pacowallochenkenrick
      @pacowallochenkenrick 14 дней назад

      Roman senators would be fun, Chinese emperors would probably get pretty silly, even popes could get pretty funny. I feel like we’ve only scratched the surface so far

    • @grugmangaming5152
      @grugmangaming5152 13 дней назад

      dicetators

  • @l2_linksklix
    @l2_linksklix 15 дней назад +450

    A child, queen Liz and fuckin drake in rotation. Btw, Liz is def someone to spliff with, she freed snoop dogg after he came to England when he was arrested for possession of ganja

    • @luigiwoo4469
      @luigiwoo4469 15 дней назад +71

      Every day we learn she was more based than we realised.

    • @user-hl7nt1og7k
      @user-hl7nt1og7k 15 дней назад +27

      She used to grow bud. Once got given a young plant by a weed activist, didn't get discovered for what it was for a short while

  • @MorbidMindedManiac
    @MorbidMindedManiac 15 дней назад +419

    “I don’t like slavery, BUT-“
    -Kai Cenat, 2024

  • @harropizza
    @harropizza 15 дней назад +320

    The regal rotation looking strong ngl.
    - Richard the Lionheart
    - Drake
    - Henry VII
    - Henry VIII
    - Elizabeth I
    - Charles II
    - Elizabeth II
    - Prince George
    Now do it with Mongols

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 15 дней назад

      Now draw her as a mongol!

    • @Nivamp_
      @Nivamp_ 15 дней назад +9

      Who invited Henry VII 😭

    • @cl0k3
      @cl0k3 15 дней назад +5

      You forgot joeyy

    • @davidpereira5969
      @davidpereira5969 9 дней назад +1

      the regal rotation is top notch, I whould smoke with you for that one

  • @Josephine-nu2mv311
    @Josephine-nu2mv311 15 дней назад +415

    Waiting for chill war criminals to smoke with

    • @CryoByte115
      @CryoByte115 15 дней назад +3

      For Real

    • @vonbeedle554
      @vonbeedle554 15 дней назад +71

      you just watched a video on them

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 15 дней назад +8

      He made a lot of smoke... actually he was straight up covering the landscape with ash... plus you know he's got the gas!

    • @MeraID337
      @MeraID337 15 дней назад +16

      obama

    • @nicoruppert4207
      @nicoruppert4207 15 дней назад +28

      He already made a video about US presidents

  • @zantom5888
    @zantom5888 15 дней назад +569

    Cannot wait for “This video is about chill Wojaks”

    • @SneedFeedAndSeed
      @SneedFeedAndSeed 15 дней назад +32

      Soyjak - yeah
      Markiplierjak - definitely
      Guiness Record Soyjak - sure
      Pointing Soyjaks - nah
      Feraljak - hell no
      Impjak - cautious maybe
      Swedejak - maybeee
      Smugjak - okay
      Sopranojak - yes
      Nojak - also yes
      Cobson - depends
      R***son - NONONONO

    • @kaetrianos
      @kaetrianos 15 дней назад +1

      ​@@SneedFeedAndSeed the guinea world soyjak is called gapejak

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 15 дней назад +6

      >woahjacks
      xir out of the blunt rotation

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 15 дней назад +2

      ​@@SneedFeedAndSeedswedejak has embedded 'p doe

    • @Buto.7103
      @Buto.7103 15 дней назад

      ​@@SneedFeedAndSeedI bet chud doesn't smoke

  • @Chineseconcrete
    @Chineseconcrete 15 дней назад +57

    I love how whenever one is rejected a picture of Cromwell shows up

  • @hotchocolateconnoisseur
    @hotchocolateconnoisseur 15 дней назад +136

    You can be my King, Wow Mao on RUclips 😍😍🇵🇭👑💐

    • @ThatBlueSkull
      @ThatBlueSkull 15 дней назад +10

      They tried that before and he started a famine

  • @noaxhmr
    @noaxhmr 15 дней назад +190

    You're too late wow_mao I got tired of waiting for this video now I want more bladee posting

  • @dijonrayrollan2954
    @dijonrayrollan2954 15 дней назад +181

    HONORABLE MENTION
    George VI:
    -Ruled over World War II
    -Defeated the Nazis with Churchill (war hero).
    -Dude actually doesn't want to be king (became king after his brother was caught gooning)
    -Reign saw a bit of the British Empire collapse and beginning of the Commonwealth
    -An actual Family Guy (has a loving family unlike his downbad brother)
    -Smokes so hard he died at 56

  • @fringeflix
    @fringeflix 15 дней назад +113

    I like to imagine Henry VIII as a more vicious Caseoh

    • @thewellkownp.i.g.9019
      @thewellkownp.i.g.9019 12 дней назад +5

      Are you accusing me of excessive eating, thou art banished

    • @aJamBiscuit
      @aJamBiscuit 12 дней назад +1

      @@thewellkownp.i.g.9019 Man was literally dying and on his deathbed all he wanted was to eat as many cheese wheels as possible.

    • @thewellkownp.i.g.9019
      @thewellkownp.i.g.9019 7 дней назад

      @@aJamBiscuit Bro is captain cholesterol

  • @emizerri
    @emizerri 14 дней назад +17

    "By the way, this whole time we were talking about tobacco" Lmaooo

  • @thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690
    @thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690 15 дней назад +24

    I like how this channel is basicaly a massive inside joke for mao and his pals and we're just along for the ride

  • @restitutororbis1720
    @restitutororbis1720 15 дней назад +15

    Where are the chill roman emperors vid, Marcus Aurelius be havin the craziest talk while on the dope

  • @the_beast183
    @the_beast183 15 дней назад +20

    Would smoke with Lizzy, she was queen in the 60s she was there for the og stoner movement

    • @mojowwwav4357
      @mojowwwav4357 15 дней назад +2

      i like to imagine her giving one of her guards a shopping list with names of local plugs.

  • @MimiThomaFlwrs
    @MimiThomaFlwrs 15 дней назад +76

    This video is about chill German heads-of-state

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 15 дней назад +16

      Helmut Schmidt pack 🚬🚬🚬🚬

    • @Alpha-wh4vm
      @Alpha-wh4vm 15 дней назад

      🤨

    • @sliftylovesyou
      @sliftylovesyou 15 дней назад +18

      Frederick III of Germany smoke all his life so he could die 100 days into his reign of throat cancer, gotta respect the grind 💪💪💪

    • @tricksor6589
      @tricksor6589 15 дней назад +3

      @@sliftylovesyou would you smoke with Wilhelm II? he might struggle using both his hands

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 15 дней назад

      @@Alpha-wh4vm This video is about chill ARC troopers

  • @StephenParlow
    @StephenParlow 14 дней назад +10

    "I don't like slavery, BUT... I do like Hamilton"
    Such a profound statement

  • @user-hl7nt1og7k
    @user-hl7nt1og7k 15 дней назад +8

    George III is #1. His favourite hobby was walking around the countryside talking to farmers about hay and the weather.
    Polio doesn't turn you made. You thinking of Porphyria, which he also didn't have
    Also, George III never personally invested in slavery or any business which profited from it. He personally thought it was beastly.

  • @rubenarakelyan3898
    @rubenarakelyan3898 15 дней назад +20

    He conquered England for almost no reason
    "I understand"

  • @tunamayo3587
    @tunamayo3587 15 дней назад +22

    Henry #8 would destroy your pantry if u pass him the blunt

    • @Alex_Argent
      @Alex_Argent 15 дней назад +1

      He would eat the whole pack of pheasant pies

  • @colincrew1857
    @colincrew1857 15 дней назад +60

    Wow Mao fell diagonal.

  • @christopherstein2024
    @christopherstein2024 15 дней назад +39

    "Many of the Maandem that I'm in touch with have lost their mind over some good kush." ☝👴

    • @enraikow6109
      @enraikow6109 15 дней назад +1

      whitest pastry boys be uttering the truest facts

  • @smokingcat5766
    @smokingcat5766 15 дней назад +15

    the video saying that charles iii's reign will end in 2025 is so fucking funny

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 15 дней назад +63

    I’d smoke with the OG King Æthelstan

  • @9wowable
    @9wowable 15 дней назад +35

    3:15 Welsh representation appreciated 💪💪

  • @repeater7271
    @repeater7271 15 дней назад +18

    When Snoop Dogg went on tour in the UK the londoners wanted him to leave because of murder charges at the time but Queen Liz intervened letting him go on tour, she a W

  • @felixbm4014
    @felixbm4014 15 дней назад +5

    Queen Victoria did loads of drugs, she'd have a cup of opium dissolved in alcohol every morning and would chew cocaine laced gum. She even shared the coke-gum with Winston Churchill once when he came to visit. She smoked weed too, especially for cramps and used chloroform during birth which she called “delightful beyond measure”.

  • @MERELEWISS
    @MERELEWISS 15 дней назад +8

    Henry VIII with da Fucking Joeyy Vibes😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-fd4oe1xb8y
    @user-fd4oe1xb8y 15 дней назад +7

    This genre must go on, I want to see chill senators, chill sultans, a video about chill lord protectors that only includes Oliver Cromwell

  • @MimiThomaFlwrs
    @MimiThomaFlwrs 15 дней назад +9

    This video is about chill Filipinos

    • @danieldubrovin8813
      @danieldubrovin8813 15 дней назад +1

      Shortest video ever uploaded onto RUclips award 🏆

  • @warlord3327
    @warlord3327 15 дней назад +7

    alfred the great would be chill

  • @jacktangent
    @jacktangent 15 дней назад +5

    "im a straight man, til i hit that spliff" so real

  • @jacquesdeburgo2878
    @jacquesdeburgo2878 15 дней назад +5

    Luke immediately asking "what about any of this is funny?" at the beginning is hilarious

  • @kastor6647
    @kastor6647 15 дней назад +4

    8:10 My heart stopped for a beat here

  • @Maj_Problem
    @Maj_Problem 15 дней назад +8

    "Ill do anything for Christmas" Really nice to see wowmao coming into terms with being a filipino

  • @AbokaseeRed
    @AbokaseeRed 15 дней назад +7

    A Message, from the Lionheart
    Stronghold Lionheart: "The Smell of Hashish is in the air my friend!"

  • @TopicalEssay
    @TopicalEssay 15 дней назад +16

    2:40 I would only smoke with Richard if I get to ask him what happened to his two nephews and to have a lot of bodyguards secretly listening to our conversation just in case Richard tries attacking me for asking too many personal questions

    • @rdrrr
      @rdrrr 15 дней назад +7

      Richard ain't do shit he was fixed up by Henry VII. Justice for Dick

    • @TopicalEssay
      @TopicalEssay 15 дней назад

      @@rdrrr So I've been indoctrinated by Shakespearean propaganda?

    • @tempurashrimp9917
      @tempurashrimp9917 15 дней назад +5

      FREE MY MAN HE DIDN'T DO THAT SHIT 🗣️‼️

  • @Camote_Economics
    @Camote_Economics 15 дней назад +17

    Next up: Which serial killers would you smoke with?

  • @qurimpv3
    @qurimpv3 15 дней назад +7

    The editing and candidates in this video make this probably the best in the series.

  • @windbuster
    @windbuster 15 дней назад +4

    This is a Certified Good ‘Ol Blighty Production

  • @MimiThomaFlwrs
    @MimiThomaFlwrs 15 дней назад +9

    This video is about chill South American dictators

  • @qqwipz6866
    @qqwipz6866 15 дней назад +8

    >Charles I
    >’Killed by cavaliers’

  • @Halfway-Stupid
    @Halfway-Stupid 15 дней назад +13

    1,951 Grungos in 26 Bulungos, Bro Ooga'd off 😂😂😂🧔

  • @JamonCocid0
    @JamonCocid0 15 дней назад +5

    My man william the conqueror lived -199 years

  • @mine2sg
    @mine2sg 13 дней назад +2

    Elizabeth II was only british to date to ever meet snoop dog and didnt allow for ban of his music in britain so for me huge W

  • @oscarstrokosz2986
    @oscarstrokosz2986 15 дней назад +2

    Alfred the great is a yes. Has cool war stories and he'd as already have his 30g pouch as it was extremely stressful

  • @AlexanderCarkSchmit
    @AlexanderCarkSchmit 9 дней назад +1

    Now we need full video of Wow_Mao Singing "God Save the king " Now!

  • @thecringekid5744
    @thecringekid5744 15 дней назад +2

    I just realized that either prince george is prolly named after george from seinfeld or it's one biiig coincidence

  • @carlospaz2246
    @carlospaz2246 13 дней назад +2

    I mean King Charles III's portrait goes hard asf

  • @seanblanchet1058
    @seanblanchet1058 15 дней назад +5

    Emperors you would smoke with? Idc what emperors of what empire. But if Jean-Bédel Bokassa isn't there ill be sad.

  • @bbyimbleeding
    @bbyimbleeding 15 дней назад +3

    you made my day w this upload

  • @cyan5752
    @cyan5752 7 дней назад

    dude these smoke with videos are awesome

  • @ARCISX
    @ARCISX 15 дней назад +2

    No Arthur Pendragon; wow mao has fallen

  • @zapdog_
    @zapdog_ 15 дней назад

    i've been waiting for another one of these for so long

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 15 дней назад +32

    “~If all of the kings had their queens on the throne. We would pop champagne and raise a toast. To all of the queens who are fighting alone. Baby, you're not dancin' on your own~”
    *-Ava Max*

  • @SwanTheSquire
    @SwanTheSquire 13 дней назад

    The long awaited sequel to my 2 favorite RUclips videos

  • @soulsilver2012
    @soulsilver2012 12 дней назад +1

    "he was only in england for 9 months"
    "Good choice"

  • @l0lLorenzol0l
    @l0lLorenzol0l 15 дней назад +1

    This series needs to continue. Do Holy Roman Emperors, Ottoman Sultans, Chinese Emperors and more.

  • @mhhmsmfshsmhfh
    @mhhmsmfshsmhfh 13 дней назад +1

    0% Drugs
    0% Smoking
    0% Violence
    0% Quality

  • @rsabinioan
    @rsabinioan 15 дней назад +3

    Honestly Richard the Lionheart sounds like most people I smoked with, kinda gay, spent 6 months at uni in the UK just to drop out, mommy issues, went on a Crusade (Berlin city break) and undiagnosed ADHD

  • @realbismarck
    @realbismarck 15 дней назад +1

    The return of the greatest series in the universe

  • @ramoz125
    @ramoz125 15 дней назад +5

    wake up wow_mao posted a new video💯💯

  • @secretsofthedeep20k
    @secretsofthedeep20k 11 дней назад

    This series is rad.

  • @jeschoofs
    @jeschoofs 14 дней назад

    Absolute banger series i am however saying this while drunk

  • @zakadams762
    @zakadams762 15 дней назад +1

    I'm glad you said something about the fingers I was fixated on that

  • @qsw4kchips827
    @qsw4kchips827 10 дней назад

    I had the manscaped ufc balls add before this, this makes this so much better

  • @DartIkari
    @DartIkari 15 дней назад +1

    Now this is my kind of content

  • @42468
    @42468 15 дней назад +1

    the irony is that Aethelred means "well-advised". his name was a joke along the lines of "well-advised the ill-advised"

  • @deharcourt
    @deharcourt 15 дней назад +3

    BBL LIZZY 🎉🎉🎉

  • @TheSinkingTitanic2
    @TheSinkingTitanic2 15 дней назад +10

    gem

  • @ricefarmingpanda
    @ricefarmingpanda 15 дней назад +3

    another mao classic

  • @bigjigwig77
    @bigjigwig77 14 дней назад +1

    In Ireland, James II is known as Seamus an Chaca or James the Shit

  • @jojijoestar7233
    @jojijoestar7233 15 дней назад +1

    0:10 Fucking spit-take material right there

  • @yourdad2917
    @yourdad2917 15 дней назад +2

    The bell rings are hilarious

  • @goldenguys995
    @goldenguys995 15 дней назад +2

    FINALLY ANOTHER SMOKING VIDEO!!!!!!

  • @tearpear12
    @tearpear12 14 дней назад

    background music was on point

  • @nothing_595
    @nothing_595 15 дней назад +2

    It's a crime Diana didn't get put in the rotation out of spite of Charlie

  • @milibaeindustries
    @milibaeindustries 14 дней назад

    I see what you were doing with the Charles II music choice!

  • @revolusimelayu
    @revolusimelayu 15 дней назад +3

    I smoke those kings

  • @BYRON..
    @BYRON.. 15 дней назад

    The well awaited sequel has finally arrived…

  • @scarazu_
    @scarazu_ 15 дней назад +1

    do famous philosophers next that rotation would be wild

  • @simeon6213
    @simeon6213 15 дней назад +5

    wow mao

  • @omdoiphode5653
    @omdoiphode5653 15 дней назад +2

    Æthalstan would have been dope

  • @qurimpv3
    @qurimpv3 15 дней назад

    Love the use of plug

  • @benpfriem5511
    @benpfriem5511 15 дней назад

    this is the content i subscribe for

  • @beans00001
    @beans00001 15 дней назад

    ITS FINNALLY HERE

  • @dylanbksp
    @dylanbksp 15 дней назад

    we're still waiting for what medieval kings would you smoke with

  • @Drheims
    @Drheims 15 дней назад +1

    Let’s gooo! Finally!

  • @ManWithTheMask13
    @ManWithTheMask13 15 дней назад

    I've been waiting for this video for years thank you wow_mao (no funny here I'm just thankful)

  • @wacopaco2099
    @wacopaco2099 15 дней назад +1

    Joeyyy vibes is so true brother God Bless

  • @munchie_gov
    @munchie_gov День назад

    ive never heard wowmao laugh so hard and its at ethelgreen lmaoo

  • @juwulia_
    @juwulia_ 14 дней назад +1

    this is a fever dream

  • @krimpus1026
    @krimpus1026 15 дней назад +1

    brimstone, vantablack coal from the pits of 'rtarus

  • @Brummie912
    @Brummie912 4 дня назад

    Wow_mao already predicting King Charles III’s death 9:42

  • @gunnarwallgren8572
    @gunnarwallgren8572 15 дней назад

    Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need

  • @LegaliseFinland
    @LegaliseFinland 15 дней назад +1

    "I'm a straight man.. til I hit that spliff" 😂