Smoking with trump would be fucking hilarious. He'd be like "I'm not high, I got a huge tolerance. People come up to me and say that they've never seen someone with such a great tolerance and I tell them that's just how it is." while being zoinked out of his mind.
The Lincoln one is insanely accurate. He was known to randomly walk up his generals, or cabinet members and tell them funny unrelated anecdotes just because he felt like it.
Not much related but I'd love to drink with Ulysses S Grant. He goes crazy every night of the civil war drinking Bourbon and partying and shit. Serious at noons but on the inside he is a banger
@@Number6ManUrinates I hear it's been stuck in development hell for over a year, so the rights were sold to Disney. It's going to be "re-imagining" for modern audiences. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is writing, directing and starring as the titular Moker character...
Jimmy Carter is genuinely a rly chill guy, my friends mum once received a xmas card from him after jokingly having written him a letter asking him for one.
he destroyed the nation of afghanistan and arguably most post soviet states by funding the organizations that would later become al Qaeda, not that chill
SIGMA LBJ QUOTES: - "There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration." ~ Lyndon B. Johnson - "There are plenty of recommendations on how to get out of trouble cheaply and fast. Most of them come down to this: Deny your responsibility." - "I want real loyalty. I want someone who will kiss my ass in Macy's window, and say it smells like roses." - "The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight." - "Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in." ~ Lyndon B. Johnson, the truest Sigma Male of them all.
Dream blunt sesh -George washington -Teddy Roosevelt -Abe Lincoln -Donald Trump -Thomas Jefferson -Andrew Jackson -JFK Nightmare blunt sesh -Andrew Johnson -Woodrow wilson -William Howard Taft -George H W bush -Bill Clinton
This video genuinely made me appreciate Sleepy Joe's presidency 1,0000 percet more. He's not inarticulate. He's just stoned out of his mind. Next time I listen to Joe speak, I'm not going to think about how the deep state and WEF are making a clown out of America, I'm going to appreciate the waves of zen and dad humor radiating out of his baked personae
I like how I got this recommended after watching recent Jerma streams of elden ring and eternal cyllinder, where he was talking about smoking a blunt with Placidusax/one of the trebhum.
wow_mao, I want you to know that you and your friends make hilarious content while somehow being about something like geography. Seriously, keep it up!
If i were a smoker, i'd spent the moment with 2 prez: -Smoking pipes with Andrew Jackson -Big Cigs with Ulysses S. Grant (known as a chainsmoker, he died of throat cancer)
I'd love to see part 2. One idea I could possibly suggest would be smoking weed with famous communist and fascist figures. Like can you imagine the dank ass kush that Mussolini would have? Bro on god low key on that roman deep kush.
Teddy Roosevelt would be the kind of guy who would initially seem fun to smoke with until he gets high and starts saying cringeworthy racist stories and jokes that aren't funny at all - all while boasting about how much of a man he is and bullying and picking on people in the session. Hard pass
it would be a good bit to go through all historical figures and come up with reasons they would be good to smoke with, with the bit being that everyone is good to smoke with: dank 420
this is the channel i've been looking for my whole life. Pure intellect and artistic representation. Leonardo da Vinci could never. (1st time viewer lol)
You all know you'd smoke with Eisenhower. He'd tell you stories from all the funny shit they did at Allied HQ during the war to start off, and in the end he'd be like: "BRO, BRO, listen man. ROADS, right? rOOOOadzzzzz. Sounds cool right?"
This video made me reconsider if I'm actually fluent in English
Watching this video made me feel high and i never smoked
they were higher than those three planes in 2001
@@barakato My bois were at the exosphere
Just shows how immense stoner vocabulary can be
It’s definitely different from vernacular English, let’s give them that.
Smoking with trump would be fucking hilarious. He'd be like "I'm not high, I got a huge tolerance. People come up to me and say that they've never seen someone with such a great tolerance and I tell them that's just how it is." while being zoinked out of his mind.
i read that in his exact voice too lmao
This is fucking gold
Trump only smokes gold wrapped blunts
I'm not even a fan but if he had that mara lago pack I'm gonna pull 🚬
And then he heaves over into a whitey
The Lincoln one is insanely accurate. He was known to randomly walk up his generals, or cabinet members and tell them funny unrelated anecdotes just because he felt like it.
literally me
Just like me fr
me
Like your old chill grandpa
Not much related but I'd love to drink with Ulysses S Grant. He goes crazy every night of the civil war drinking Bourbon and partying and shit. Serious at noons but on the inside he is a banger
We need a part 2 NOW!!!!!
@Quantum Passport NOW
The moker 4 when
@@Number6ManUrinates
I hear it's been stuck in development hell for over a year, so the rights were sold to Disney.
It's going to be "re-imagining" for modern audiences. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is writing, directing and starring as the titular Moker character...
“Which European Monarchs would you smoke weed with?”
@@alexanderwill2847 Frederick the great
„Speak softly (cause u smoked weed) and carry a big joint (to share); you will go far.“
-Teddy Smokeevelt
"Teddy Smokeevelt" 😭 I think we may have a new antagonist for The Moker 4...
teddy be smoking that wild shit.
Already watched the first deleted version. I’d smoke with old Teddy.
„Speak softly (cause u smoked weed) and carry a big joint (to share); you will go far.“
-Teddy Smokeevelt
Nah bro it’s Theodore
@@opkarl7203 OH MY GOD AH AH IM GONNA 🤯🤯🫠🫠🫠💀
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@@romania5106 yes
Calvin Coolidge was probably already high out of his mind whenever he did anything. Bro produced it naturally, like he was part Jamaican.
Silent cal stoic ass mf fr fr ong. He don’t talk, but the vibes bad af.
Go white boy go!
Common Coolidge W.
First goddamn Tibetan I’ve seen on the internet
Another W for the best US President
You just know Eisenhower's gonna topple a whole country just for their flower.
"MACARTHUR!!! COME HERE AND SCRAMBLE THESE PESTS"
Snoop dog said only one person could outsmoke him
“we recorded more but idgaf” this is worse than the burning of the library of Alexandria
Jimmy Carter is genuinely a rly chill guy, my friends mum once received a xmas card from him after jokingly having written him a letter asking him for one.
he destroyed the nation of afghanistan and arguably most post soviet states by funding the organizations that would later become al Qaeda, not that chill
"Biden off the moonrocks" He's literally talking to a turkey 🤣🤣🤣
I don't know which art it is that you practice mr. Mao but you certainly have mastered it
I think it's known in art-circles as "post-modernist shit posting"...
This is the content I subscribed for. Geopold could never.
Geocels seething over maochads rn fr fr og
HOLY SHIT POKE JUMPSCARE
@@hard_drive.system I don^t know what you've heard
holy shit is that Pokejerk360? 🌭😄
@@awesome_menneke geocels 💀
SIGMA LBJ QUOTES:
- "There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration." ~ Lyndon B. Johnson
- "There are plenty of recommendations on how to get out of trouble cheaply and fast. Most of them come down to this: Deny your responsibility."
- "I want real loyalty. I want someone who will kiss my ass in Macy's window, and say it smells like roses."
- "The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight."
- "Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in."
~ Lyndon B. Johnson, the truest Sigma Male of them all.
And he killed kennedy too!
Yes sir Mr. President. Death to segregation, poverty, and no weed life.
"I'm getting sick and tired of this goddamned coup shit in Vietnam, it's got to stop."
LeBron James?
Sigma tips #1965, do irreversible damage to the country you’re president of in the course of one year.
wow_mao having to upload his videos twice is now as certain as breathing itself.
I feel like Teddy Roosevelt would be a very interesting
Teddy would take one hit, ponder a moment, and say “I prefer whiskey” or something
youre sleeping on Bill Clinton's mad saxophone skills
Sleeping on the first black pres. Bruh
"holds the spliff for 3 terms" also Lincoln would be great to smoke with.
I would definitely smoke with Theodore Roosevelt best broski
If there's any president I'd smoke one with, it would have to be Teddy Roosevelt. He was pretty much the living embodiment of a gigachad
But would he smoke with you? That is the true question.
Living? Mans deceased
@@almond5560 The man loves adventure. I'm sure he'd be happy to smoke some moon rocks after an African safari
The only one out of all of those presidents who'd get shot in the chest and still finish the blunt rotation.
He still invaded countries, but aside from that, gigachad
Reminds me of the time I was burnin down a town sized fat one with my Rasta George Washington. That tea party was legendary.
Rutherford is a chain smoker absolutely
Fucking hilarious. Please make part 2 🙏
Need a part 2 discussing the ideal presidential blunt rotation
Nice profile pic
Mambo #5 played 8 times in a row sounds very healthy
Dream blunt sesh
-George washington
-Teddy Roosevelt
-Abe Lincoln
-Donald Trump
-Thomas Jefferson
-Andrew Jackson
-JFK
Nightmare blunt sesh
-Andrew Johnson
-Woodrow wilson
-William Howard Taft
-George H W bush
-Bill Clinton
I'd smoke with any of the presidents to be honest, im lonely.
Yeah we probably wouldn’t get along
That is the most original idea for the video. I'm feeling proud living with legends at the same century.
i'd smoke with William Henry Harrison any day of the week💯
Any week of the month (in reference to his term)
Mere seconds before I drift off to sleep, a Wow_mao video is uploaded.
I want to sleep.
Imagine smokin one with the founding fathers. That sesh would be abs. crazy. Could imagine that Ben would not be bringing his sploof
But he's bringing french hoes
Instantly was my thought. Especially since many of the older presidents smoked it anyways opium too I think.
for me its either theodore roosevelt or andrew jackson (they are both very based)
I'd try to smoke with Andrew Jackson, but he tried to beat me with a cane after finding out I was part native american
@@compatriot852 shieeet, i would too
Gotta know if y'all'd hit it with Calvin Coolidge
I’d smoke that C.I.A crack cocaine conspiracy with Ronald Reagan lmao 🤣
we need a full podcast of this
This video genuinely made me appreciate Sleepy Joe's presidency 1,0000 percet more. He's not inarticulate. He's just stoned out of his mind. Next time I listen to Joe speak, I'm not going to think about how the deep state and WEF are making a clown out of America, I'm going to appreciate the waves of zen and dad humor radiating out of his baked personae
I unironically believe this.
@@dontworry4945 I too do dood
Please tell me you don’t unironically believe in the deep state
@@biteme9486 bite me
@@_scabs6669 I will when you have good evidence for your assertions
JFK is open minded to all types of strains
Andrew Jackson would be the kind of president to bring bath salts at the weed sesh.
I like how I got this recommended after watching recent Jerma streams of elden ring and eternal cyllinder, where he was talking about smoking a blunt with Placidusax/one of the trebhum.
Can’t wait for Jimmy Carter’s cameo in the next Moker video
Ima keep it real, I'd say biden being high as fuck 99% of the time is a PLUS when you wanna smoke one with da homies ‼️💯🚬😤🍃🍃
they forgot to say president taft... how would anyone not want to smoke with president taft
R.I.P old title, it deserved better.
Bro, you forgot Ulysses S Grant, dude literally die from throat cancer from drinking and smoking almost his entire life.
I need an hour long video where you go through every president in order
I smoke with Lincoln, Eisenhower, Franklin and Teddy Roosevelt
George washington, we'd both have pipes and he'd share war stories from the 1700s.
The chillest one is me.
-Ron, The Almighty Rat King
you would cap the fattest rats indeed
i can't believe Trump would do that in the middle of the sash
JFK probably negotiating and being flexible for some grass
This video so good it had to be uploaded twice
calvin coolidge except i dont smoke
If Andrew Jackson ever asks if you want to smoke, he's probably looking for a duel.
Haven’t watched the vid yet, but I think that Orthodox Rabbi would be pretty fun to smoke with.
Richard Nixon would probably smoke spice and tell you it’s weed
"Yeah it's 35 a gram"
~tricky Dick Nixon
I wanna smoke up with Garfield and grub out with the man behind the myth.
G.W. Bush would be a funny prez to smoke with.
Probably pretty close to the scene in Harold and Kumar lol
You all forgot teddy rosovelt!!! The og chillest dude ever in office
I would smoke with Theodore Roosevelt to ask him wtf with those weird glasses he used.
Gotta say Biden did sound high af talking to that turkey
I'd smoke with Franklin Pierce and Jefferson Davis.
nah, biden would just eat the damn plant and forget he was supposed to smoke it
wow_mao, I want you to know that you and your friends make hilarious content while somehow being about something like geography. Seriously, keep it up!
4:47 that sounds so much like bobby fischer LMAO
Do a part 2. Also would love to see a video like this about smoking with british tv personalities
Calvin Coolidge would be my pick for part 2. Bro was the chillest president hands down
George Washington and his revolutionary weed.
If i were a smoker, i'd spent the moment with 2 prez:
-Smoking pipes with Andrew Jackson
-Big Cigs with Ulysses S. Grant (known as a chainsmoker, he died of throat cancer)
My mom said that she would smoke with Nixon
I want that last Biden sound clip on its own fr fr
the "plug" sfx be killing me bro
I'd love to see part 2. One idea I could possibly suggest would be smoking weed with famous communist and fascist figures. Like can you imagine the dank ass kush that Mussolini would have? Bro on god low key on that roman deep kush.
imagine a reagan bong
Tito already chose Nixon in the 1970s
Teddy Roosevelt would be the kind of guy who would initially seem fun to smoke with until he gets high and starts saying cringeworthy racist stories and jokes that aren't funny at all - all while boasting about how much of a man he is and bullying and picking on people in the session. Hard pass
Perfect time to be watching this on presidents day
Genuinely the funniest video I’ve seen all week, please drop a part 2
i'll smoke with Teddy until panama out of penny.
came here for Cool Cal Coolidge, but am v disappointed he didn’t make the list. looking forward to binging all four or five of these in a few months!
My man you GOTTA include Theodore Roosevelt he’s the type of guy to tell you some crazy ass story about his life.
I'd smoke with Zachary Taylor and Gerald Ford
it would be a good bit to go through all historical figures and come up with reasons they would be good to smoke with, with the bit being that everyone is good to smoke with: dank 420
taipei at 0:58 and lil b at 4:01 incredibly based music choice
what lil b song is it
@@gothamt9843 t shirts buddens
Somking with Andrew Jackson would be wild, end up driving down the trail of beers.
Please make a part 2 this is fucking hilarious
Me: so (takes a Whiff of smoke) I heard you got the biggest real life kd
Obama: depends (takes a hit) on terrorists or American citizens
How these British lads know more about our presidents than we do?
high rn just realizing taipei in the background i fw commnuist trainers
this is the channel i've been looking for my whole life. Pure intellect and artistic representation. Leonardo da Vinci could never. (1st time viewer lol)
Nothing makes me happier than hearing the Taipei beat
RUclips was a big meanie taking this down at first
Make a part 2 this had me dying
Is that All-star University team theme from GuP as Back ground music
Give us the extended cut bröther please😭😩
You all know you'd smoke with Eisenhower. He'd tell you stories from all the funny shit they did at Allied HQ during the war to start off, and in the end he'd be like: "BRO, BRO, listen man. ROADS, right? rOOOOadzzzzz. Sounds cool right?"
part 2 now that tensions are high
Bro we NEED Teddy Roosevelt, JFK, George Bush and Washington.
Take your time 🙏
this introduced me to a new gore genre. thanks.
Nixon would cry after smoking a blunt
How could you forget Teddy Roosevelt?