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  • @wolfindragonsclothing
    @wolfindragonsclothing 4 года назад +10222

    Girls: we need more fan service
    Developers: time to get experimental

    • @calamityrabbit9011
      @calamityrabbit9011 4 года назад +467

      Im so grateful this happened

    • @thequacken2659
      @thequacken2659 4 года назад +776

      You could say that the fan service is gettin outta *hand*....

    • @sterlingg7962
      @sterlingg7962 4 года назад +62

      @@thequacken2659 LOOOOOOL 😂 awesome

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 4 года назад +60

      Hojo: y'all got the cameras ready right?

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 4 года назад +5

      @Shane Douglas *yeeeeeeessss~*

  • @margarete5920
    @margarete5920 4 года назад +9958

    Cloud VA reading the script of this scene: "I'm sorry what-"

    • @otakuanimeworld8228
      @otakuanimeworld8228 4 года назад +1472

      His english VA did a splendid job throughout the whole game, in my opinion. But this scene, man this scene was gold 🤣

    • @vanceisokay9165
      @vanceisokay9165 4 года назад +825

      *cloud moans*
      Me: *le gasp* you’re a bottom?! Wow!

    • @sonofabear415
      @sonofabear415 4 года назад +498

      Cloud's VA is Cody Christian in case anyone is wondering. He was really good.

    • @yionane
      @yionane 4 года назад +296

      @@sonofabear415 You're telling me Cloud's VA is Theo from Teen Wolf? Wow, the 13yo me would be screaming

    • @delsatoledo4426
      @delsatoledo4426 4 года назад +180

      @@yionane Sephiroth is also voiced by Tyler Hoechlin!!! (13 year old me is dying that its Derek too) 😭

  • @IndoorSitup
    @IndoorSitup 4 года назад +9454

    **Dad walks in during this scene.**
    "Are you winning, son?"

  • @audreygutierrez5364
    @audreygutierrez5364 4 года назад +4413

    How touchstarved is this poor man

    • @rosenrot234
      @rosenrot234 4 года назад +674

      he was in a jar of dead planet juice for a long time so I don't blame him being starved for that

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 года назад +375

      @@rosenrot234 But he rejects EVERYONE! Cloud is probably a virgin but shouldn't be, lol. Everyone wants a piece of him, he has a massive list of choices to pick from. He's just so steeped in his moodiness (which, his attitude is a little warranted given his life events) that he pulls away from almost everyone.
      Well. No, that's not fair (haha...Zack...). Cloud is wanted for sex often. Few care to form an actual meaningful relationship with him first. Aerith is probably the closest he's ever gotten to a romantic attachment to someone.

    • @tere-gg1776
      @tere-gg1776 4 года назад +43

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley what about tifa?

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 года назад +145

      @@tere-gg1776 Cloud denied hard that he had any feelings for Tifa in this game, instead becoming smitten with Aerith. Which is sad as indeed, Tifa truly cares. Someone here on this video informed me that he and Tifa share an...intimate moment on the Highwind in the original game, though I don't remember that.

    • @Ultinarok47
      @Ultinarok47 4 года назад +108

      This is consistent overall. Cloud gets more romantic development with Aerith in the original during Midgar and a bit after, then the focus switches more to Tifa after Aeriths death. Since we haven't gotten that far, we get only the romantic "Aerith arc", with only a brief glimpse of the Tifa and Cloud flashback at the well to show their affection. Just like in the original game.
      And yes, at the end of disc 2, Cloud and Tifa share a moment on the cliffs under the Highwind. However, there are two versions of the scene based on how much affection you built with Tifa. A high affection will get you a scene with an implied sexually romantic romantic between the two (with Cloud accepting her and being sensitive), which Tifa shows great embarrassment about when its revealed that Cid and Barret were watching. Low affection gets the same scene but with Cloud being aloof and Tifa only confessing to him and then some mild cuddling. She shows only light embarrassment when called out by Cid.

  • @rexriot2856
    @rexriot2856 4 года назад +12463

    Cloud goes through some weird shit for his friends.

    • @MEGASTRIX
      @MEGASTRIX 4 года назад +571

      I cant believe this shit sometimes. haha

    • @chillbill8591
      @chillbill8591 4 года назад +280

      Rex Riot shit we all did some weird shit for our friends at least once.

    • @SHINeeXTaeDira
      @SHINeeXTaeDira 4 года назад +229

      Rex Riot More like Cloud can’t say no to women. My friend found the perfect word. He’s pussy whipped 😂

    • @faizalsuhaime6467
      @faizalsuhaime6467 4 года назад +26

      @Kosename not during these days lol

    • @_jn0298
      @_jn0298 4 года назад +59

      @@SHINeeXTaeDira Cloud is a Simp lol

  • @thisaintitchief36
    @thisaintitchief36 4 года назад +6506

    Remember kids. When cloud starts moaning, destroy every speaker in the household to prevent you’re parents hearing.

    • @JTthrowback
      @JTthrowback 4 года назад +181

      Or you could just skip this cutscene

    • @thisaintitchief36
      @thisaintitchief36 4 года назад +143

      I mean, you’re not wrong-

    • @TheDankDuck987
      @TheDankDuck987 4 года назад +145

      Or just wear headphones/earphones

    • @JTthrowback
      @JTthrowback 4 года назад +238

      Or better yet: turn off the dang TV, unplug the PS4 and TV, punch the tv until the it goes black, rip off the top of your PlayStation, cook it, eat it, crap it out and then BURN IT ALL UP

    • @EkaitzaBolt
      @EkaitzaBolt 4 года назад +7

      @Nii Chan bruh 😂😂😂😂

  • @paviddy6163
    @paviddy6163 4 года назад +7532

    Aerith: so how's the hand massage
    Cloud: what hand massage
    Aerith:...
    Cloud:....

    • @legendof1019
      @legendof1019 4 года назад +64

      LoL

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 4 года назад +352

      Suddenly tifa busts through Don's house and goes to madam Ms building and goes *"WHAT?!?!"*

    • @Vincent_hearts.u
      @Vincent_hearts.u 4 года назад +43

      Everyone know's that jessie going to slow burn to cloud what am i saying yes! 😍😍😍

    • @user-sm6gn3nl6o
      @user-sm6gn3nl6o 4 года назад +132

      Jenova: I can do better than this! Trust me, Cloud.
      Sephiroth: Mother... You...
      Jenova: Want some too, my boy?
      Sephiroth: casts Supernova on himself.

    • @diahsulistiani2566
      @diahsulistiani2566 3 года назад +87

      @@user-sm6gn3nl6o Sounds like some weird harem fanfic

  • @michelepella2768
    @michelepella2768 4 года назад +2514

    I like how half of the dangers and missions are solved by Cloud being hot

    • @Gamerkat10
      @Gamerkat10 3 года назад +439

      "I will not help you"
      - sees cloud -
      "I will help you if I can sexually harass him"

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 2 года назад +167

      @@Gamerkat10 The pitfalls of being a prettyboy

    • @meowzen
      @meowzen 2 года назад +24

      @@Gamerkat10 eyo bruh why you gotta say it like that-

    • @Gamerkat10
      @Gamerkat10 2 года назад +42

      @@meowzen cuz its what happens

    • @meowzen
      @meowzen 2 года назад +7

      @@Gamerkat10 ik it's just funny how you said it

  • @Flauschi41
    @Flauschi41 4 года назад +8739

    Funny how cloud gets sexually harassed by every woman he meets in the game

    • @ohkei7287
      @ohkei7287 4 года назад +1003

      because people do be thirsty for cloud if you know what i mean 😏

    • @littlekitsune1
      @littlekitsune1 4 года назад +528

      "Funny."

    • @justdianedoesstuff7455
      @justdianedoesstuff7455 4 года назад +1770

      And men too. Pretty sure Sephiroth is trying to seduce him every chance he gets

    • @galaxy_kitten95
      @galaxy_kitten95 4 года назад +636

      石宇砖 If Sephy is lowkey having that vibe, then I’m convinced that Square has become aware of the doujinshii and fan fiction that’s existed throughout the years. They know too much. 😂
      EDIT: I’m currently playing through the game and yes. The previous comment was pretty much right about Sephy... and other men. I swear, guys keep “invading” Cloud’s personal space.... and I welcome it. 😂

    • @shiba4479
      @shiba4479 4 года назад +359

      you should have seen how Sephi is lusting hard for Cloud.

  • @FoxHoundX
    @FoxHoundX 4 года назад +6056

    I heard Cloud make sounds I never thought I'd hear Officially

    • @Vincent_hearts.u
      @Vincent_hearts.u 4 года назад +164

      His the one i was looking for his like very cute person i know in this game 💘💘💘

    • @fioreolivares1638
      @fioreolivares1638 4 года назад +142

      Same....and I enjoyed it. 😗

    • @moonrock6074
      @moonrock6074 4 года назад +276

      I had to pause the game like, 5 times because it felt wrong to watch it-

    • @OmarrMcinnis
      @OmarrMcinnis 3 года назад +129

      @@moonrock6074 But you couldn't look away, could ya...?

    • @moonrock6074
      @moonrock6074 3 года назад +110

      Omarr McInnis lookie here, I do not appreciate getting called out like this-

  • @Shatter149
    @Shatter149 4 года назад +4703

    the fact that you get to control aerith after makes it even funnier.

    • @doris7489
      @doris7489 4 года назад +534

      Come on you can't control a dude who just casually caressed a wall XD

    • @MCAP887
      @MCAP887 3 года назад +231

      The fact the way she treats you depending on the course always gets me laughing hahaha

    • @grimreaper5864
      @grimreaper5864 3 года назад +17

      Agree

    • @RossWyatt
      @RossWyatt 3 года назад +8

      I don't get it...

  • @silvergraphz8458
    @silvergraphz8458 4 года назад +3798

    Poor Man's Course: Teaches you to never be stingy with your money.
    Standard Course: A good option, relaxes your muscles and gets them loose and limber.
    Luxury Course: *A S C E N D*

    • @Vincent_hearts.u
      @Vincent_hearts.u 4 года назад +94

      His get me blushing! 😳😳😳

    • @neko7936
      @neko7936 4 года назад +77

      N U T T

    • @AveryTomfoolerySpecialist3682
      @AveryTomfoolerySpecialist3682 3 года назад +66

      Luxury Course: Cloud gets high cause of his hand.

    • @galaxyriderx51
      @galaxyriderx51 3 года назад +70

      Poorman : Cloud screaming in agony
      Standart : Cloud moan
      Luxury : Cloud feels good

    • @emilygratz9203
      @emilygratz9203 3 года назад +35

      imagine Sepheroth is watching cloud the entire time and laughing in the back when he screams in agony. gets bored with the 3rd
      but then the last one comes up and he spits out his drink and is like: *well daym, guess im G@y now.*
      and then he laughs at how weird cloud acts after.

  • @harukahoshino
    @harukahoshino 4 года назад +5018

    I love how after the 3,000 gil massage he comes out and caresses the wall.

    • @m_zel5458
      @m_zel5458 4 года назад +863

      That shit killed me 😂 my man couldn't even talk right still on cloud 9

    • @GuardianHero14
      @GuardianHero14 4 года назад +34

      :)

    • @janneberrios3903
      @janneberrios3903 4 года назад +125

      Omg i didn't even notice till you pointed it out lol

    • @kaxlex9378
      @kaxlex9378 4 года назад +92

      I did the 3000 gil one when I played... 😑

    • @NashaYusry
      @NashaYusry 4 года назад +33

      I'm laughing like crazy rn 😂

  • @gazerbeyond6371
    @gazerbeyond6371 4 года назад +4079

    Poor Man's: Trauma
    Standard: Standard
    Luxury: Cloud develops a hand massage fetish

    • @gwarguraqueentrickstarcoat9110
      @gwarguraqueentrickstarcoat9110 4 года назад +56

      What actually happened if cloud says no?

    • @NewRalfXing
      @NewRalfXing 4 года назад +213

      Cloud develops a hand massage fetish? Who does he think he is, Kira?

    • @YOUeano
      @YOUeano 4 года назад +43

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @MuhammadRidho-vb2fb
      @MuhammadRidho-vb2fb 4 года назад +65

      @@NewRalfXing kira approved

    • @20fadhilRevolution
      @20fadhilRevolution 4 года назад +35

      @@NewRalfXing Cloud killed Sephiroth by turning Cait Sith into explosion-oriented black mage confirmed.

  • @Shatter149
    @Shatter149 4 года назад +4719

    when you pay hundred gil
    *madam m enters the room*
    cloud: why do i hear boss music?

    • @camelpimp
      @camelpimp 4 года назад +81

      Cloud still gets off

    • @Shatter149
      @Shatter149 4 года назад +65

      @@camelpimp he got owned boi.

    • @kingunicron3863
      @kingunicron3863 3 года назад +128

      Game : "Activated combat mode"
      Zack. : "wrong game asshole"

    • @kliveran
      @kliveran 3 года назад +72

      Even Sephiroth couldn't make him suffer like that 🤣

    • @emilygratz9203
      @emilygratz9203 3 года назад +7

      *persona summon music plays*

  • @SorceressRose
    @SorceressRose 4 года назад +3612

    I’m pretty sure his hand is pregnant now...

  • @zay9k717
    @zay9k717 4 года назад +2907

    *Uses luxury course*
    “First, the hand cream”
    Me, who bought the standard course: *THERE’S CREAM?*

    • @nawab256
      @nawab256 4 года назад +83

      Lol, I didn't have enough money to do the luxury

    • @mtchl26
      @mtchl26 4 года назад +136

      I grinned every single quest and explored the map a lot, I was a rich boi

    • @isaaccooper862
      @isaaccooper862 4 года назад +44

      @@mtchl26 Ayy that's what's up. Grinding for XP, gil and prizes 😎

    • @anniedearest
      @anniedearest 4 года назад +24

      I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD AT THIS LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher 4 года назад +10

      Hand Sanitizer*

  • @simpleandclean7549
    @simpleandclean7549 4 года назад +3799

    Cloud: “Just give me a sec”
    Aerith: “Just one?”
    *HEY*

  • @freshj749
    @freshj749 4 года назад +3500

    2000 gil: Cloud’s price to blow up a mako reactor
    3000 gil: hand massage

    • @doris7489
      @doris7489 4 года назад +151

      I need *explaintations*

    • @ChristheDowned
      @ChristheDowned 4 года назад +246

      Barrett got the Tifa discount

    • @fioreolivares1638
      @fioreolivares1638 4 года назад +94

      I just thought Madam M was a swindler. lol. I mean all the dress choices were kinda pretty, but obviously not worth the amount she was asking, albeit maybe it was a markup cuz they lived in the slums. 🤷

    • @arpitdas4263
      @arpitdas4263 4 года назад +13

      You get what you pay for

    • @milk-el8vq
      @milk-el8vq 4 года назад +30

      @@fioreolivares1638 really? in the best dress there is dialogue from and npc saying hey isnt that the most expensive dress on the market or something really similar to that

  • @thebakalord
    @thebakalord 4 года назад +879

    The Madam M voice actor was spot on in her lines, tone, everything was spot on.

  • @TheRealmDrifter
    @TheRealmDrifter 4 года назад +3182

    Give Sephiroth one of those Luxury course hand massages, and I bet he'd start acting a lot nicer...

  • @sadam-kd5ug
    @sadam-kd5ug 4 года назад +4206

    So basically
    luxury: N U T
    Standard: Actual massage
    Poor man's: hurt

    • @EHOen-zy4ql
      @EHOen-zy4ql 4 года назад +51

      Hahaha so true

    • @zeroizanagi
      @zeroizanagi 4 года назад +190

      Poor man: S&M
      Standard : regular normal
      Luxury: uhh-huuhhh....!!

    • @i6ri592
      @i6ri592 4 года назад +66

      When my dad makes me work to the bone in the farm. A luxury massage even surpasses the pleasure of beating my meat or even sex

    • @uchihashinosou1320
      @uchihashinosou1320 4 года назад +43

      Hotel: trivago

    • @eleuis
      @eleuis 4 года назад +2

      Ain't that the truth of life

  • @jaejae123
    @jaejae123 3 года назад +929

    Cloud's va reading the script: *chuckles* I'm in danger.

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 3 года назад +22

      _My thoughts exactly_

    • @Jif498
      @Jif498 3 года назад +75

      "[MOANS SOFTLY]"
      Cloud's VA: what the fuck-

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 3 года назад +60

      @@Jif498 THAT WASN'T SOFT, MY GUY, DUDE PUT DIAPHRAGM INTO IT 💀

    • @Jif498
      @Jif498 3 года назад +10

      @@ayyylmao101 💀💀💀

  • @Lunarrabbot
    @Lunarrabbot 4 года назад +1898

    Man, guys with personalities like Cloud are definitely my thing. Hard on the outside, but a big softy on the inside! There's a certain innocence there that stokes a fire in my heart!

    • @NicolsGarciaMartinez
      @NicolsGarciaMartinez 3 года назад +14

      Saaaaaaame

    • @GeorgiaAndrea
      @GeorgiaAndrea 3 года назад +20

      I have to agree.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 года назад +36

      I haven't the patience to dig through the layers with such a person, lol. I'd rather a Zack Fair, a sweet and loveable labrador right from the jump :)

    • @anagarza8326
      @anagarza8326 3 года назад +16

      I'm I don't mind his character but the way they wrote the story it makes me feel sad for Tifa my favorite character. Cloud pays more attention to every new female character he meets in order to forget about his feelings for Tifa and how he failed her. I mean he tries to act cool with Tifa and with Aerith he just helps her for a date. He is weird and what he did to Tifa in Advent Children in heartbreaking. I mean they shared the same bedroom, he abandons her and to make it worse he leaves a sick orphan for her to take care and leaves. Tifa deserves better...

    • @oibruv2808
      @oibruv2808 3 года назад +5

      @@anagarza8326 good point, although I haven’t watched Advent Children, I’ve seen somewhere about it and I do agree on that

  • @mochaexpress5419
    @mochaexpress5419 4 года назад +6219

    On this episode of Cloud Gets Sexually Harassed

    • @morganrakes4184
      @morganrakes4184 4 года назад +410

      I mean not exactly since he did pay for such services.

    • @johanandhira5429
      @johanandhira5429 4 года назад +703

      On this episode, Cloud paid to get physically and sexually harrassed

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 4 года назад +286

      @@morganrakes4184 Services he was forced to pay for to get the info he wanted

    • @oddnigmalous5317
      @oddnigmalous5317 4 года назад +11

      this sent me

    • @chada4806
      @chada4806 4 года назад +11

      :(

  • @ruirengan
    @ruirengan 4 года назад +3203

    After luxury massage:
    Aerith: how was it?
    Cloud: ...huh?
    LOL

    • @seyconrad9757
      @seyconrad9757 4 года назад +77

      Why did I feel like I just watched P ?

    • @mazinosman1142
      @mazinosman1142 4 года назад +50

      @@seyconrad9757 Its better than that.

    • @Zaimui
      @Zaimui 4 года назад

      ruirengan Gold

    • @elnoare
      @elnoare 4 года назад +6

      @@KronosOGAccount I was wheezing lmao

    • @elnoare
      @elnoare 4 года назад +48

      @@jorgevictorm.salesvicandmo2389 Bruh fr though that's probably the first time he's ever relaxed lmao

  • @Zaharad
    @Zaharad 4 года назад +731

    The fact she managed to traumatise Cloud with just one hand....spooky lady.

    • @TheStepmonkey
      @TheStepmonkey 3 года назад +16

      U think she traumatized him? Aww u lil thing

    • @aleksiheija8170
      @aleksiheija8170 3 года назад +7

      We...We can all be glad it was just the hand right? RIGHT!?

    • @adolfocorona6855
      @adolfocorona6855 3 года назад

      Imagine any other part of the body 😳

  • @e.c7667
    @e.c7667 3 года назад +398

    ”Stress is poison to the body” man, I guess I have had poison every day.

  • @ViceofMataMertha
    @ViceofMataMertha 4 года назад +2417

    Aerith: What are you doing?
    Cloud: Flexing.
    Aerith: Weird flex, but ok.

    • @nikkilengyel
      @nikkilengyel 4 года назад +17

      😂😂😂

    • @jumpboost1776
      @jumpboost1776 4 года назад +21

      Holy shit! You win!

    • @risingatlas2722
      @risingatlas2722 4 года назад +5

      To gold

    • @Tragicide
      @Tragicide 4 года назад +15

      It’s gonna be so heartbreaking knowing what happens to her. They don’t make girls like her anymore. Especially irl.

    • @laughinelf
      @laughinelf 4 года назад +3

      LMFAOOOOOOOOO

  • @evangelinemcdowell8114
    @evangelinemcdowell8114 4 года назад +3930

    Man everybody is so thirsty for Cloud in this game 😂😂

    • @cassieehard2813
      @cassieehard2813 4 года назад +295

      Evangeline McDowell ehhh I don’t blame them

    • @richardly3159
      @richardly3159 4 года назад +419

      I mean cloud is a pretty handsome guy

    • @cassieehard2813
      @cassieehard2813 4 года назад +217

      Richard Ly they really gave him like the ultimate baby face in remake so 👀✌️💅

    • @Vincent_hearts.u
      @Vincent_hearts.u 4 года назад +67

      If me was in the game i am more thirsty for him 💚💚💚

    • @godson101blaze4
      @godson101blaze4 4 года назад +18

      That's what she said xD

  • @RyanStark-sy6xm
    @RyanStark-sy6xm 4 года назад +855

    Aerith: "You're acting weird, Cloud. Sure you're okay?"
    Cloud: "I'm trying to act as normal as possible for someone who just jizzed his pants."

  • @dxg5659
    @dxg5659 4 года назад +273

    You can’t tell me that Cody Christian (Cloud’s VA) voiced the entire luxury hand massage segment of the game with a straight face.

  • @litsaber
    @litsaber 4 года назад +1907

    "Sephiroth, what are you doing with that meteor?"
    "Flexing."

  • @istaka1416
    @istaka1416 4 года назад +3401

    Cloud : *my skin is strong enough to deflect bullet*
    Also Cloud : *that woman is scares me*

    • @cocomunga
      @cocomunga 4 года назад +5

      Andrei Lacerda but it I am 😉

    • @matpakgaming4278
      @matpakgaming4278 4 года назад +4

      One singular bullet yes

    • @wiseguy240Winston
      @wiseguy240Winston 4 года назад +41

      Women can be pretty scary, who are we kidding they have their moments.

    • @azadalamiq
      @azadalamiq 4 года назад +20

      @Andrei Lacerda she looks like an oiran. xD those high class courtesans were scary....

    • @midgard9057
      @midgard9057 4 года назад +10

      Two meme formats in one. Sadly, both were poorly delivered...

  • @RavenSnocher
    @RavenSnocher 4 года назад +361

    3000, I guess....you could could say he's on.....
    _Cloud 9_

    • @valentds
      @valentds 4 года назад +1

      it's a league of legends quote?

    • @lotus2055
      @lotus2055 3 года назад +17

      @@valentds "on cloud nine" is a phrase that means said person is in a state of bliss. The league team C9 is named after it.

    • @andersgeye4375
      @andersgeye4375 3 года назад

      Alright this got me

    • @WabboGabb0
      @WabboGabb0 3 года назад +1

      You mean... in Seventh Heaven

  • @sbusutton2209
    @sbusutton2209 3 года назад +163

    Cloud acting so vulnerable is genuinely kind of adorable.

  • @call2872
    @call2872 4 года назад +2431

    You gotta admire the developer for being smart and a little sly to play with the idea of "hand job". Getting the message acrossed without being vulgar.

    • @zachtemoro2116
      @zachtemoro2116 4 года назад +198

      Brian you didn’t think of that at all when she was talking about the tip and the base in the Luxury Course?

    • @andrewnathan2903
      @andrewnathan2903 4 года назад +59

      So much for a "happy ending"

    • @BeWaReJay
      @BeWaReJay 4 года назад +154

      Zach Temoro And “getting the blood flowing”

    • @micahbellonline9462
      @micahbellonline9462 4 года назад +44

      Yah, Red Dead Redemption 2 took it too far with the swamp rape scene. FF7 has more class.

    • @BigFalconar
      @BigFalconar 4 года назад +26

      From the same company that brought you the "Sensuous Puff Puff" in Dragon Quest.

  • @canniballemons6930
    @canniballemons6930 4 года назад +4463

    So... this is why the game was delayed that much?
    ... Worth it

    • @zzz43344
      @zzz43344 4 года назад +24

      LOL XD

    • @jimmy-the-hedgehog1169
      @jimmy-the-hedgehog1169 4 года назад +76

      These little details are amaziiiing. It's awesome XD

    • @Fade2BlackSS
      @Fade2BlackSS 4 года назад +24

      Right? I remember reading how much reviewers praised the Wall Market segemnt...alot of it was insanely cringey for me.

    • @TheAmubis
      @TheAmubis 4 года назад +13

      worth every second of it

    • @GuardianOfTheHeaven
      @GuardianOfTheHeaven 4 года назад +23

      Stayed not only faithful to the original, but also made even better. I'm starting to love FF7 all over again.
      And yes, coming from the PS1 era where FF7 is first made.

  • @MitsuhideAkechi57
    @MitsuhideAkechi57 4 года назад +513

    Cloud: “Just give me a sec”
    Aerith: “Just one?”
    Sephiroth: "How about seven?" *wink*

  • @Nerwik
    @Nerwik 4 года назад +752

    6:22 no way that shot is accidental

    • @clover93
      @clover93 4 года назад +31

      nah vro im sure it wasnt

    • @ashtoncooper5478
      @ashtoncooper5478 3 года назад +17

      I-

    • @OmarrMcinnis
      @OmarrMcinnis 3 года назад +39

      Aaah, suggestive scenes. All must learn...

    • @TheStepmonkey
      @TheStepmonkey 3 года назад +6

      It’s not

    • @Femaiden
      @Femaiden 3 года назад +105

      in animation, nothing is accidental. every movement of every character is deliberately choreographed. it's not like live actors where they might do something unexpected. everything an animated character does has to be intentionally programmed or drawn out or whatever

  • @GurenHn
    @GurenHn 4 года назад +2434

    I stupidly went for the most expensive one and all I got from spending 3k was cloud reaching orgasm. Parents walked in at the wrong time.

  • @whatdidyoujustcallme6242
    @whatdidyoujustcallme6242 4 года назад +8296

    Cloud has no dignity, hand holding before marriage. Pathetic.

  • @dimitrapapadopoulou7485
    @dimitrapapadopoulou7485 4 года назад +332

    Istg when Madam M went "let's start....with the tips...."
    Like,.. *TIPSOFWHAT*

    • @selo017
      @selo017 4 года назад +19

      EXACTLY

    • @myuudee
      @myuudee 3 года назад +14

      Then the BASE...really

  • @poohbear4515
    @poohbear4515 4 года назад +243

    That must've been so damn awkward in the recording studio.

  • @816262
    @816262 4 года назад +3480

    Before this game, I only ever saw Cloud in other games and media like Kingdom Hearts, Smash, and Advent Children.
    Safe to say, my perception of Cloud has changed drastically since then
    He's kind of a dork, and its honestly pretty adorable...

    • @RyzaTT
      @RyzaTT 4 года назад +266

      Adorkable

    • @shinko6342
      @shinko6342 4 года назад +277

      Why a lot of ff fans were pissed with kh. Cloud wasnt cloud he was all emo. He is such a dork and has a lot of jokes his humor isnt always obvious

    • @816262
      @816262 4 года назад +158

      @@shinko6342 So I've heard. But I never really believed it till I played this remake. Cloud tries WAY to hard to act cool

    • @carolearnado
      @carolearnado 4 года назад +23

      No hate for KH pls. He got better for KH2 and fought Sephiroth :(

    • @shinko6342
      @shinko6342 4 года назад +51

      @@carolearnado he was pretty emo in second game dont lie to a fellow kh and ff fan lol. He fought sephiroth ok but his complete personality was still in the gutter. Now advent children that makes sense since everything that happened. But if sephiroth is still alive in any other franchise then cloud automatically has not gone through the experiences that made him the way he turns out later. Thusly in kh he shouldnt be acting as he is but does.
      Doesnt make the kh series less enjoyable. *shrugs* but even i can admit it didnt do cloud justice and kh is my favorite series.

  • @danielwilson7193
    @danielwilson7193 4 года назад +2955

    I feel like he should've lost some HP from the Poor Man's Course.

    • @danielwilson7193
      @danielwilson7193 4 года назад +104

      @@Dante_Sparda_DMC h a n d i c a p

    • @TheMotionHero
      @TheMotionHero 4 года назад +64

      Frosty3001 BECAUSE CONTINUITY, AND PUNISHMENT FOR NOT GETTING LE HANDGASM

    • @chacher1322
      @chacher1322 4 года назад +4

      No kidding

    • @orochimaru932
      @orochimaru932 4 года назад +41

      2:42 *When you have to do taxes*

    • @TheLibran1
      @TheLibran1 4 года назад +24

      @@Dante_Sparda_DMC Because the choice to pay is a surprise if you don't already know about it and you want to be a cheap bastard or are unwise with saving money YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED.
      MWAAHAHAHAHAH

  • @superbigtime
    @superbigtime 3 года назад +441

    Cloud's VA: It says 'cry from pleasure.' Why?
    Director: Hand massage.
    Cloud's VA: What?
    Director: *HAND MASSAGE.*

  • @mryoshi1221
    @mryoshi1221 4 года назад +723

    people are def gonna mine the game and take these audio clips. use them for evil. i support these people, get to work

    • @britneybain8383
      @britneybain8383 3 года назад +7

      People should not use these for evil! They should be made into asmr videos!😬😄🙃

    • @kumage
      @kumage 3 года назад +1

      I found one for the Japanese voice of cloud 👀

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 3 года назад

      I mean, they already did that with Tifa and Aerith.

  • @animejunkynumero1XD
    @animejunkynumero1XD 4 года назад +574

    The way his hand grazes the wall at 7:30 has me so weak I-

    • @misosoup7531
      @misosoup7531 4 года назад +33

      LMAO I JUST NOTICED THIS HDHSHD

    • @valentds
      @valentds 4 года назад +20

      that's the funnier part, a thing you never will be thinking about cloud. except... the clothing part

  • @Jknight416
    @Jknight416 4 года назад +2858

    Feels kinda weird to see Cloud without his gloves on.

    • @BelieveInTheTARDIS
      @BelieveInTheTARDIS 4 года назад +95

      I am so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Lol!

    • @letstalkaboutourlordandsav2476
      @letstalkaboutourlordandsav2476 4 года назад +145

      That is the first thing I thought while playing this part. Like "CLOUD HAS HANDS?!" That was so weird. I didn't expect to see them at all.

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 4 года назад +31

      @@letstalkaboutourlordandsav2476 I actually though his left hand was artificial until this scene (probably due to the bandage and the metal gauntlet thingy).

    • @ACrossingSage24
      @ACrossingSage24 4 года назад +13

      His gloveless hands make his left arm look weird with that shoulder pad...

    • @kirkfogg8366
      @kirkfogg8366 4 года назад +30

      That's because it's a soft core hand fetish scene. Has sexual vibes written all over all three choices. Square made the first hand fetish BDSM too apparently. 😆

  • @megasean3000
    @megasean3000 4 года назад +371

    Sephiroth couldn’t get Cloud to scream in pain like that and Tifa couldn’t get Cloud to moan like that.

    • @jenn5628
      @jenn5628 3 года назад +16

      We still haven't played future parts so we don't know that yet LOL

    • @juice3287
      @juice3287 3 года назад +11

      cloud is a bottom

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 2 года назад +14

      @@juice3287 Imagine Tifa dominating Cloud

    • @felmargego2534
      @felmargego2534 Год назад +1

      ​@@StarboyXL9 ahem 🤭🤭🤭

    • @badengopi8327
      @badengopi8327 Год назад

      "Tifa couldn't get Cloud to moan like that" Man, i'm too innocent for that line :v

  • @oscarwong5226
    @oscarwong5226 4 года назад +208

    Love the fact that we switch to Aerith and see Cloud’s reaction

  • @KyudoKun
    @KyudoKun 4 года назад +2110

    When this game gets release on PC. Modding community is gonna explode.

    • @tsukimichan
      @tsukimichan 4 года назад +211

      I will learn to mod just for this.

    • @markx2231
      @markx2231 4 года назад +241

      I wonder what people with the free moving camera will find

    • @jet44444
      @jet44444 4 года назад +13

      Lmao 🤣

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 года назад +15

      Oh mai 🤤

    • @sanzuriver2959
      @sanzuriver2959 4 года назад +143

      Someone already moded the save file so Cloud wears a dress the whole game.

  • @vexcarius7100
    @vexcarius7100 4 года назад +2201

    Ok Square.... that's so naughty.
    Imagine the devs laughing so hard making this scene.

    • @praisemidir
      @praisemidir 4 года назад +16

      @Help Me yep dont touch our fantasies gore porn in games should be allowed with no proplem

    • @graysonwilson-cacciapalle7989
      @graysonwilson-cacciapalle7989 4 года назад +47

      @@praisemidir meh, I'd rather not my games have straight up porn lol.

    • @car4128
      @car4128 4 года назад +1

      Help Me gay and shit

    • @hee-ho2473
      @hee-ho2473 4 года назад +31

      Imagine walking into a massage parlor with a huge sword on your back

    • @Revstarallstar
      @Revstarallstar 4 года назад +1

      I think they weren't laughing.

  • @HotPrinceJack
    @HotPrinceJack 4 года назад +233

    People roasting Cloud is like bunch of degenerates roasting a Cute Prince.

  • @keketherealmvp7568
    @keketherealmvp7568 3 года назад +31

    The fact that we got to hear Cloud Strife moan and see his pleasure ridden facial expressions-😳
    Square knew exactly what they were doing with this scene

    • @Kovugamez
      @Kovugamez 3 года назад +13

      It's always fun seeing a stoic character lose their composure like that.

    • @keketherealmvp7568
      @keketherealmvp7568 3 года назад +5

      @@Kovugamez I played through the game twice and chose the luxury course each time 😅; this scene is so priceless, not to mention when Aerith's like "how was it?" then Cloud just walks out all dazed like "huh?"

  • @vc180191
    @vc180191 4 года назад +2070

    Poor Man-BDSM Treatment
    Normal-Professional Treatment
    Luxury-Ara Ara treatment

  • @Pathfinfer11
    @Pathfinfer11 4 года назад +488

    Aerith '' How was it?''
    Cloud '' It's a good thing I was behind a curtain or this Game would get cancelled''

  • @pedropinto4945
    @pedropinto4945 3 года назад +56

    Time traveler: You can go back and show people one cutscene from FF7 remake
    Me: *H A N D M A S S A G E*

    • @adolfocorona6855
      @adolfocorona6855 3 года назад +2

      Make sure to show them the luxury cutscene 😏

  • @matthewwylie2735
    @matthewwylie2735 4 года назад +86

    Aerith: What are you doing?
    Cloud: ...Flexing...
    One of the biggest flexes in video games

  • @indraservo5764
    @indraservo5764 4 года назад +1620

    In 1996
    Nomura : "i'm kinda uncomfortable drawing this"
    Sakaguchi : "just do it !!!"
    In 2020
    Sakaguchi : "BWAHAHAHAHA"

  • @meleileen2960
    @meleileen2960 4 года назад +1777

    I’m...concerned about how often Cloud is essentially getting sexually assaulted in this game.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 года назад +207

      I dont mind consensually shipping him with others but yes, they leaned in hard with everyone wanting to jump Cloud's bones, lol! Nomura, what have you done to this man?!

    • @tharja2489
      @tharja2489 4 года назад +127

      No one is talking about it because he's not a
      Girl

    • @lunareclipse-
      @lunareclipse- 4 года назад +3

      Rough life

    • @araara5901
      @araara5901 4 года назад +13

      Wasn’t this just a hand massage?

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 года назад +238

      @@tharja2489 Most everything is either consensual (this massage) or innocent flirting (Andrea Rhodea from the Bumblebee Inn...and Rufus Shinra, lol. There was some interesting innuendos during their fight! Oh, and Roche. Maybe Sephiroth as well? Most of the flirting comes from other guys, lol! I see and appreciate it, Square Enix. And of course, a little flirting from Aerith and Tifa).
      But Cloud IS very obviously sexually assaulted by Jessie and you're right...it's not talked about because he's a guy. After that mission where they skydive off the plate, he goes to visit her and she throws herself at him. Cloud is clearly disgusted by this and finally snaps "You're that desperate?!" It was raw anger, he wasn't trying to be polite about it anymore. I KNEW the public was going to ignore that this man had clearly been saying "No means no" but because he's guy and she's a woman, "No" doesn't seem to apply for men. She crossed the line there and because of this, I felt nothing when she died.

  • @Hunter-rd2bp
    @Hunter-rd2bp 4 года назад +63

    Cloud : *i fear no man, but this thing.. it scares me*

  • @_squid_6707
    @_squid_6707 4 года назад +46

    Cloud can get hit with meteors ,attacks from gods , struck by every element known to man but can’t handle and a hand massage

  • @nehmee_
    @nehmee_ 4 года назад +2595

    Never thought I would hear Cloud moaning

    • @idek5
      @idek5 4 года назад +405

      I'm so glad I can live to say I did

    • @futabaamamiya1165
      @futabaamamiya1165 4 года назад +208

      That's the BEST thing I hear

    • @ohkei7287
      @ohkei7287 4 года назад +257

      cloud is messing with my heterosexual

    • @ShadowWitch666
      @ShadowWitch666 4 года назад +95

      If I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes, I wouldn't have believed it

    • @galaxy_kitten95
      @galaxy_kitten95 4 года назад +98

      nehmee and I’ve NEVER been more complete. It’s so great to be alive as a fangirl. I have ZERO shame. 👀😌😌
      EDIT: Finally got to this part of the game (I immediately went for the luxury massage. I had around 15K gil so it was all good) and I still can’t stop squealing. I had to lower the volume down my TV from Cloud’s sexual gasps and moans... still hot though.

  • @rollinnollin546
    @rollinnollin546 4 года назад +1506

    It took me an embarrassingly long time to understand that “hand massage” literally meant massaging the hand.

    • @arnowisp6244
      @arnowisp6244 4 года назад +98

      Immediately understood it when I read it...still didn't stop me from realizing all the hilarious imolications. 😉

    • @DJ-tx3ux
      @DJ-tx3ux 4 года назад +46

      @@arnowisp6244 Screw the internet for perverting the original pureness :V

    • @Jamessss1010
      @Jamessss1010 4 года назад +30

      Claker Se The only pure here is Aerith 😕

    • @susumuaoki422
      @susumuaoki422 4 года назад +33

      I thought it was a massage done by hands... Like, there are different techniques(my grandma practices massage) and...
      ....Wait. I think I got that you meant...

    • @Brittany_Williams
      @Brittany_Williams 4 года назад +2

      You and me both lol

  • @princessbeexxxx
    @princessbeexxxx 3 года назад +79

    Imagine cloud losing his virginity by simply getting a hand massage.

    • @BubbleArcadia
      @BubbleArcadia 3 года назад +2

      When he screamed that was me getting my first deep tissue body massage. I feel for Cloud

  • @dying7494
    @dying7494 3 года назад +27

    That moment when the main character in a game you’re playing is forced to take a massage by a creepy lady in order to help a friend save a friend from a mafia boss

  • @jon2167
    @jon2167 4 года назад +3956

    I just watched a man moan by getting his fingers touched.

    • @ate7714
      @ate7714 4 года назад +198

      Don’t worry there is actually a fetish that guys like were girls are the ones who take initiative so don’t worry

    • @jdbamgyu9063
      @jdbamgyu9063 4 года назад +237

      Welp, it's not only his fingers that were touched there, hence the moan.

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 4 года назад +29

      Dio Brando talk about sensitive

    • @Kross_Vik
      @Kross_Vik 4 года назад +111

      For some reason that was hot

    • @heyyou3834
      @heyyou3834 4 года назад +74

      The Japanese version is something lol

  • @asmr-sensei
    @asmr-sensei 4 года назад +714

    And it only took the devs one hand to create this section of the game..

  • @queena.reversa
    @queena.reversa 4 года назад +199

    It’s weird that I smile so wide and hard when cloud moans he so freaking cuteee

    • @TheStepmonkey
      @TheStepmonkey 3 года назад +8

      U’re not the only one 😍🥴

    • @adolfocorona6855
      @adolfocorona6855 3 года назад +6

      So I’m not the only one who did that

    • @juice3287
      @juice3287 3 года назад +3

      i keep rewatching it its so cute

  • @abelexclusa9856
    @abelexclusa9856 4 года назад +17

    Not the main detail of the scene, but you got to appreciate that subtle detail that after Madam M drops that intimidating line at the beginning to show she means business , she is the one who steps back from Cloud a second after. She's never had anyone walk into her parlor before with such a unflinching presence, she could already sense that her threat was a bad decision without him saying a word. Then Madam M confirms what she felt with a very thorough hand massage and also confirmed that there is a shy 16 year old behind the 21yr year old 1st class solider facade. Love it.

  • @therighteously8454
    @therighteously8454 4 года назад +469

    *Somewhere in a dark secluded room illuminated by a single computer monitor*
    Doujinshi Artists: *Intense scribbling*

    • @valentds
      @valentds 4 года назад +1

      well, the don corneo part is a doujin thing (the gas one)

    • @therighteously8454
      @therighteously8454 4 года назад +1

      @@valentds I never got why doujin artists are so obsessed with the thought of Don Corneo and Tifa

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 3 года назад +7

      @@therighteously8454 because of the “ugly bastard” vibe Corneo gives off

    • @therighteously8454
      @therighteously8454 3 года назад

      @@CrasherX2000 There is enough Don Corneo hentai for a lifetime. It's completely turned me off from the Tifa Lockheart tag on nhentai.

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 3 года назад

      @@therighteously8454 _I don’t blame ya_

  • @Skullgrin.
    @Skullgrin. 4 года назад +536

    Someone at Square is into this.

    • @TheDankDuck987
      @TheDankDuck987 4 года назад +60

      yeah someone called yoshikage Kira

    • @ajakks6551
      @ajakks6551 4 года назад +34

      That bastard probably sneezed hella hard when you said that.

    • @Shoegazebasedgenre0.
      @Shoegazebasedgenre0. 4 года назад +1

      Yes.

    • @valentds
      @valentds 4 года назад

      it's called japan. female-like sexy gay mans and futa girls are the order of the day

    • @galaxy_kitten95
      @galaxy_kitten95 3 года назад +3

      @@valentds The term is “bishounen” 😒

  • @emilynicholson5437
    @emilynicholson5437 2 года назад +10

    Ah yes, the scene that gives moms the uncontrollable urge to come barging in and ask how you're doing.

  • @princessbeexxxx
    @princessbeexxxx 3 года назад +16

    My brother walked into the living room during this part and his face was priceless. All I told him was, "Whatever you're thinking, that's exactly what's happening behind that curtain."

  • @Qichiquiche
    @Qichiquiche 4 года назад +498

    Why my mom never walk in during the cool fight scenes but she come to see if I want food while this is happening????

    • @SuperSilvi1990
      @SuperSilvi1990 4 года назад +80

      Its Mom radar dude.
      "Bing bing bing something lude is going on in there better check"

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 3 года назад +3

      @Mckenna Beyer DAMN YOU METTATON 💀

  • @yaguo2162
    @yaguo2162 4 года назад +1197

    "You okay?"
    "i think i just lose my hand virginity"

    • @johnstrelley3917
      @johnstrelley3917 4 года назад +41

      I lost that to myself.

    • @redknockz454
      @redknockz454 4 года назад +12

      John Strelley bruh 💀

    • @Clear_Spectre
      @Clear_Spectre 4 года назад +1

      I seriously lmao at these hand massages. They did a great job when doing these vids. Lmao.

    • @redknockz454
      @redknockz454 4 года назад +5

      _ Meta _ true I almost had a erection

    • @SunnyC.D.A221
      @SunnyC.D.A221 4 года назад +3

      Or *I... I think my girlfriend is a lesbian now*

  • @nebulousstar9614
    @nebulousstar9614 4 года назад +81

    the luxury one Cloud went full bottom and I'm here for it.

  • @_squid_6707
    @_squid_6707 4 года назад +36

    Aerith : cloud you ok?
    Cloud: I think I’m in love

  • @GrayFox4189680
    @GrayFox4189680 4 года назад +694

    50 shades of Cloud.

  • @drazyor
    @drazyor 4 года назад +2462

    Madam M: Let's see if we can't improve your circulation. Get that blood flowing.
    Cloud: It is flowing, just not in my hand right now.
    Madam M: What?
    Cloud: What?

    • @crimcrim1987
      @crimcrim1987 4 года назад +78

      Oh lord

    • @momoluune_
      @momoluune_ 4 года назад +130

      MY INNOCENCE!!!!

    • @LeBeau_42
      @LeBeau_42 4 года назад +118

      Uh... you uh, learn a new magic skill Cloud?
      Cuz I didn't know you could make lower parts levitate...

    • @drazyor
      @drazyor 4 года назад +12

      @@LeBeau_42 Kek

    • @itscj6419
      @itscj6419 4 года назад +35

      This got me laughing out loud omg i’m not pure anymore

  • @eggshelleytheegg1014
    @eggshelleytheegg1014 4 года назад +78

    Oh god...all cloud's moaning and groaning😳

  • @malayshamorgan3918
    @malayshamorgan3918 3 года назад +13

    “The strong hand of a fighter yet posses elegance and grace”
    This was foreshadowed as hell

  • @flipperjr.3822
    @flipperjr.3822 4 года назад +222

    Cloud sounds so high after the luxury massage

    • @vc180191
      @vc180191 4 года назад +40

      That's just post-bust clarity kicking in, poor guy probably doesn't even know what that is.

    • @PegimampooS
      @PegimampooS 4 года назад +13

      It's literally a handjob! How could he resist?

  • @civil100s
    @civil100s 4 года назад +540

    "Get that blood flowing"
    Oh trust me, it's flowing alright

  • @phantomaqworlds
    @phantomaqworlds 2 года назад +7

    Anyone else notice that the poor mans massage is the most pain Cloud ever expresses? Now compared to the other things he endures that is fucking terrifying.

    • @matthewlayford1736
      @matthewlayford1736 2 года назад +3

      I’m imagining the poor man’s massage feels something like the agony box in Dune.

  • @gray4k480
    @gray4k480 3 года назад +12

    cloud: moaning
    Zack soul: the hell you doing to my living legacy

  • @SuperHaoken
    @SuperHaoken 4 года назад +902

    So this is how Cloud Strife lost his virginity

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 4 года назад +118

      SuperHaoken tifa: you look stiff cloud want a massage?
      Cloud:* gives her his hand *
      Tifa: Wha?

    • @MM-du7je
      @MM-du7je 4 года назад +12

      hand jobs don't count lol

    • @rachelamber3505
      @rachelamber3505 4 года назад

      XD

    • @isaaccooper862
      @isaaccooper862 4 года назад

      Provided you did a Luxury Massage

    • @mas8705
      @mas8705 4 года назад +4

      Was expecting a Jojo reference for a moment there...

  • @winsaner
    @winsaner 4 года назад +360

    2:40 i’m surprised that Aerith doesn’t bust in through the room with her staff and blasting some spells after hearing Cloud scream and Madam M evil laugh

    • @johnsomebody3627
      @johnsomebody3627 4 года назад +32

      You speak as if Aerith isn't a dom herself

    • @winsaner
      @winsaner 4 года назад +6

      Jonh Some we will never know what is under Aerith exterior

    • @xTwilightWolvesx
      @xTwilightWolvesx 4 года назад +18

      Jonh Some It is ALWAYS the soft girls who turn out to be the biggest doms. Always.

    • @Beardactal
      @Beardactal 4 года назад +8

      @@xTwilightWolvesx and girls like Jessie are actually the subs in the sheets kek

    • @diamondgirls6541
      @diamondgirls6541 2 года назад

      @@Beardactal all females in this game are doms

  • @Supershadow1501
    @Supershadow1501 4 года назад +83

    Poor Man's Course: Torture😭
    Standard Course: Decent😌
    Luxury Course: ...I need an adult. (Oh wait, I am an adult😍)

  • @NastyBoy1
    @NastyBoy1 4 года назад +176

    :Feral I'm going to destroy you Cloud.
    :Cloud 4:06 4:07 - 4:14 - 4:22 6:11 - 6:12 6:27 6:51 - 6:57

    • @dampertowlette
      @dampertowlette 3 года назад +8

      God, thank you so much for these time stmps

    • @BubbleArcadia
      @BubbleArcadia 3 года назад +8

      Literally doing the fucking work of God

    • @daeith1233
      @daeith1233 3 года назад +2

      I hope you're living your best life, God bless you

    • @baileyy2406
      @baileyy2406 3 года назад

      love u

  • @marialuke2116
    @marialuke2116 4 года назад +239

    Cloud's totally-not-afterglow is the part that really gets me. XD

  • @XenKenshin
    @XenKenshin 4 года назад +2155

    Square didn't delay the game. They had to get clearance for gratuitous
    U N P R O T E C T E D
    H A N D
    H O L D I N G

  • @bloodrain6455
    @bloodrain6455 3 года назад +18

    Since she helped circulate the blood flow, relaxed the muscle tension in his hands and helped him release the tension in his body. I'm pretty sure he's going to be able to fight stronger than before.

  • @KingdomHeartsgal1
    @KingdomHeartsgal1 4 года назад +6

    The "huh" after the luxury course fucking SENDS me. This was my favorite part of Chapter 9.

  • @kacchanbakugo6556
    @kacchanbakugo6556 4 года назад +2121

    2018
    Me: "Wow, I can't believe we are getting Cloud Strife for Smash Ultimate!"
    2020:
    Me: Wow I can't believe I watched Cloud Strife nut from a hand massage!"

    • @autumnmycat123
      @autumnmycat123 4 года назад +120

      cloud has a hand fetish now
      and aerith has a forced feminization kink now

    • @crazyfire9470
      @crazyfire9470 4 года назад +8

      What?

    • @dcj5828
      @dcj5828 4 года назад +23

      Estelle Sperro I wonder what 2022 would be for him..? 🤔

    • @Vincent_hearts.u
      @Vincent_hearts.u 4 года назад +5

      His making me blushing very hard! 💚💚💚

    • @animemanXLK
      @animemanXLK 4 года назад +2

      @@MrKnaives that's the joke.

  • @1523Dontbugme
    @1523Dontbugme 4 года назад +889

    After the poor man's corse😰
    Aerith: how was it?
    Me: Woman! Did you not hear him screaming and maniac laughed😱

    • @djmarsone5209
      @djmarsone5209 4 года назад +7

      Lol 🤣

    • @Vincent_hearts.u
      @Vincent_hearts.u 4 года назад +3

      I have one wich in heaven i wish to meet cloud strife in heaven and boom i get him and i will ask for make him fall in love with me 💚💚💚

    • @TBrizzle01
      @TBrizzle01 4 года назад +13

      He NEVER screams, so you think she would panic...

    • @Cptsuccess
      @Cptsuccess 3 года назад

      Reminds me of Dr Grey and her surgery

    • @mas8705
      @mas8705 3 года назад

      Even if she never heard Cloud screaming before, it would seem like she would have overheard the maniacal laughter mixed with the screams of pain...

  • @felmargego2534
    @felmargego2534 Год назад +9

    i feel like this scene awakened so many girls' dom sides 💀💀

  • @JstBcZe
    @JstBcZe Год назад +5

    "How do we put a real dirty scene in our game and avoid the Adults Only rating?" -Some guy
    "Watch and learn" -Nomura