Health Science Is Bullsh*t

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 4 года назад +3516

    The sketch is so true. I always have people saying dumb shit to me like “Fanta isn’t a good source of vitamin C”, “you can’t just eat Nutella”, “stop acting like chocolate and vanilla ice cream is a balanced diet”.
    What pseudoscience bullshit.

    • @mloxard
      @mloxard 3 года назад +31

      lol

    • @Courage2006
      @Courage2006 3 года назад +39

      That made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
      That was funnier than the video and I really liked the video!

    • @ogen2065
      @ogen2065 3 года назад +21

      Did u know that at one point cottage cheese was a health thing

    • @Kuralai95
      @Kuralai95 3 года назад +26

      Cottage cheese is bad now??

    • @R_A120
      @R_A120 3 года назад

      Very good comment my man lol

  • @droppedoff6726
    @droppedoff6726 7 лет назад +4647

    "Vitamin C is basically magic... In that I don't know how it works and I think it can do anything" Golden.

    • @d-o-n-u-t
      @d-o-n-u-t 7 лет назад +24

      pretty much "scientists" now a days.
      no just kidding it's share-bait media.

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 7 лет назад +82

      I'm a biologist and I've telling that to my parent for years.
      2 years ago a medical doctor told my father that vitC doesn't cure the common cold, that in fact there is no cure for the common cold, which I have been telling him for years. He acted totally surprised and finally took it as a fact because he was told by his doctor. Until then they questioned what kind of biologist I am for telling them that Vitamins are not a miracle cure. To my frustration, my mother is still like that.

    • @d-o-n-u-t
      @d-o-n-u-t 7 лет назад +18

      holy macaroni, NO CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD? HUMANITY WAKE UP AND MAKE ONE!

    • @MrZAP17
      @MrZAP17 7 лет назад +24

      We can't. We're sick in bed with the cold. :(

    • @BionicKing
      @BionicKing 7 лет назад +34

      The common cold is actually pretty low on the priority list. It doesn't kill that many people, most people recover just fine on their own, and it's evolves quickly, making it really hard to get an end-all cure for.

  • @ashley-i3f
    @ashley-i3f 6 лет назад +5127

    "But coconut oil is good again."
    "Really?"
    "No."
    Comedy gold.

    • @Gregory_12
      @Gregory_12 4 года назад +11

      2:21
      *Illuminati confirmed*

    • @l.tc.5032
      @l.tc.5032 3 года назад +5

      In all honesty you really shouldn't eat it. Mainly because it's terrible for the environment.

    • @organicspectroscopy7242
      @organicspectroscopy7242 3 года назад +1

      @@l.tc.5032 How is it bad for the environment?

    • @estahbear
      @estahbear 3 года назад

      My mom is allergic

    • @rayhan4502
      @rayhan4502 3 года назад

      @@l.tc.5032 Nah no proof

  • @jrjubach
    @jrjubach 7 лет назад +5461

    “There was a headline on an article that I didn’t read...” that’s how people do research these days for real.

    • @kaelaolsen9251
      @kaelaolsen9251 7 лет назад +23

      Jubach OMG!!!! Right??? Except for the rare Rainman who can argue why their point is true until the Earth ends(my mom being one of them)

    • @Ungomongo
      @Ungomongo 7 лет назад +31

      Jubach don’t say “these days” like you are some kind of old wise guy that used to do everything differently when you were younger

    • @jrjubach
      @jrjubach 7 лет назад +11

      But I DID do everything differently when I was younger.

    • @lordlightning2339
      @lordlightning2339 7 лет назад +7

      millennials today -_-

    • @omarelmohtady7706
      @omarelmohtady7706 7 лет назад +8

      Jubach and the worst part is that they'd believe anything they read. I'll just make an article with a headline that says "breathing is deadly"

  • @ag4002
    @ag4002 5 лет назад +4813

    "Its healthier"
    "In what way?"
    "In the way that its not soup"

    • @KyoteKy
      @KyoteKy 4 года назад +11

      Timestamp would have been more efficient

    • @cyanisntcontent_creator
      @cyanisntcontent_creator 4 года назад +11

      1:59

    • @SleepyCinnamon
      @SleepyCinnamon 4 года назад +6

      As he said that I was eating soup

    • @KyoteKy
      @KyoteKy 4 года назад +7

      @@cyanisntcontent_creator thx I wasn't trying to come across like a dick I was just trying to find the quote

    • @_zaaya-t-dp_6736
      @_zaaya-t-dp_6736 4 года назад

      Lol the likes that are 787 make a face

  • @VxlvetCece
    @VxlvetCece 7 лет назад +2729

    And here I am eating a literal whipped cream sandwich. Basically poison.
    But it’s on whole grain bread!
    So it’s basically magic!

    • @iraqforever9277
      @iraqforever9277 6 лет назад +16

      Is it a Nutella sandwich?

    • @magneticsnail7218
      @magneticsnail7218 6 лет назад +7

      OMG amazing lmao

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 6 лет назад +41

      GUYS
      NUTELLA WHIPPED CREAM SANDWICH
      BRB TRYING THIS RIGHT NOW

    • @Noahm62060
      @Noahm62060 6 лет назад +2

      Xenon IKR

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 лет назад +5

      @@thomaslabat Here I thought French people would eat anything (joking, if you can't tell)

  • @dovsherman491
    @dovsherman491 5 лет назад +377

    I learn nutrition science. I sent it to my teacher and now he always makes references to this video in the classroom.

  • @itsbo
    @itsbo 4 года назад +1404

    no one talks about ally’s delivery on “CARGLY! yum”

    • @triccele
      @triccele 3 года назад +21

      They are a tresure

    • @heckinggi6034
      @heckinggi6034 3 года назад +5

      @@triccele treasure*

    • @heckinggi6034
      @heckinggi6034 3 года назад +3

      @urhomeboysalt cargally*

    • @itsbo
      @itsbo 3 года назад

      @@heckinggi6034 chill lmfao

    • @heckinggi6034
      @heckinggi6034 3 года назад +5

      @@itsbo sorry

  • @DrRiq
    @DrRiq 7 лет назад +3586

    Trapp's skits are THE BEST

    • @windex3154
      @windex3154 4 года назад +90

      No the Brennan ones are the best

    • @davucom5783
      @davucom5783 4 года назад +6

      Dr. Riq doesn’t trapp have 2 p’s

    • @jassjokbal6869
      @jassjokbal6869 4 года назад +34

      Everyone is wrong, *Zac* is the best

    • @SleepyCinnamon
      @SleepyCinnamon 4 года назад +3

      His name is Trapp

    • @capncook2006
      @capncook2006 4 года назад

      Lol Suck agreed

  • @baakelyeen1767
    @baakelyeen1767 7 лет назад +3686

    This is the main problem on society and health miss-information

    • @Cheesegoose3
      @Cheesegoose3 7 лет назад +8

      Silent Soul in*

    • @cassu6
      @cassu6 7 лет назад +3

      but it is good, well depends

    • @Ceasarcomeback
      @Ceasarcomeback 7 лет назад +27

      bread take energy? go to eat 10 kg of bread and say it again

    • @nacholibre611
      @nacholibre611 7 лет назад +60

      Who is miss information

    • @evancarvalho1575
      @evancarvalho1575 7 лет назад +35

      Nacho Libre ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage Miss Information

  • @ethandella-santina6346
    @ethandella-santina6346 7 лет назад +4334

    Eww, a process

    • @CartoonKidOLLY
      @CartoonKidOLLY 7 лет назад +17

      Raging Potato lmao

    • @goke1528
      @goke1528 5 лет назад +14

      Toksik EnVy beat me just by a year

    • @Queeze101
      @Queeze101 5 лет назад +2

      Eww, processed*

    • @harveyshea7129
      @harveyshea7129 5 лет назад +12

      Sir 'Quellin Esquire III no

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 5 лет назад +4

      Me when I'm told to do something and how to do it.

  • @NTonks-xn4tv
    @NTonks-xn4tv 7 лет назад +2399

    "They say it's healthy"
    "Who?!"
    "They."

  • @pimblokto5467
    @pimblokto5467 7 лет назад +8500

    Wow, is this a video of my parents watching the news?

    • @KIMFPawp
      @KIMFPawp 7 лет назад +6

      vanyenx 😂😂😂

    • @adygombos4469
      @adygombos4469 7 лет назад +60

      I came to the comment section to say this, and here you are. Thank you.

    • @kaptain1477
      @kaptain1477 7 лет назад +3

      vanyenx CNN lol

    • @robotman011
      @robotman011 7 лет назад +5

      Factz

    • @jsagehen5000
      @jsagehen5000 7 лет назад +3

      vanyenx YOU NEED TO STOP

  • @bloomingallium
    @bloomingallium 2 года назад +332

    the “they say it’s good for you” “who” “they.” line is so much funnier now that ally uses they/them

    • @kaitlin9288
      @kaitlin9288 2 года назад +6

      I was just thinking that haha

    • @ConstantDerivative
      @ConstantDerivative 2 года назад +24

      @@rowbotia its funny that the joke can be interpreted in other ways than the one intended

    • @kaitlin9288
      @kaitlin9288 Год назад +33

      @Rowbotia "they" referred to a nebulous group of health pseudoscience weirdos before; now that Ally uses they/them it implies Ally is also one of the pseudoscience weirdos - possibly the one who made the erroneous claim in the first place.
      It's literally not that deep like please develop one (1) critical thinking skill lmao

    • @durillongaming
      @durillongaming Год назад +2

      @@rowbotia bruv it aint that deep

  • @professorcoms2481
    @professorcoms2481 7 лет назад +1923

    I ate an Orange and Oranges are bad, it's poison right?
    WebMD: It's Cancer

    • @PixieoftheWood
      @PixieoftheWood 7 лет назад +15

      It actually is cancer if you're a male rat. If you're any species that is not a rat, or are a female rat, however, it is not cancer.

    • @djoakeydoakey1076
      @djoakeydoakey1076 7 лет назад +23

      WebMD: Your also pregnant.

    • @slacknhash
      @slacknhash 7 лет назад +29

      WebMD: With cancer.

    • @jauronbanks9018
      @jauronbanks9018 7 лет назад +13

      Phil Smith is it a girl cancer or a boy cancer

    • @Kyrolysis
      @Kyrolysis 7 лет назад +31

      You can't just assume a cancer's gender. When it formed from damaged mutated tissue, it was given a right to identify as one of the 69*E^621 genders out there.

  • @skyhigh6006
    @skyhigh6006 7 лет назад +510

    "What is cargally"
    -Breaks tooth
    this is why im subscribed

    • @domsquaaa4323
      @domsquaaa4323 4 года назад +6

      I’m confused I’m guessing cargally is made up cause I can’t find it anywhere

    • @maple22moose44
      @maple22moose44 3 года назад

      Yeah

    • @IAteABox
      @IAteABox 3 года назад +1

      Either Cargally is an actual grain nobody’s heard of or this madlad had captions on to know the spelling.
      Either way he has my respect

  • @SoaringDragon562
    @SoaringDragon562 2 года назад +54

    I was fully expecting it to circle back around with them telling Trapp that eating whole fruits is the only good option and why has he been waiting so long to eat that orange, is he that afraid of being healthy?!?

  • @DTLamia
    @DTLamia 7 лет назад +1731

    Basically my stephdad after he scrolled on facebook too much

    • @natashab2675
      @natashab2675 7 лет назад +1

      SeaVd hello army we're everywhere

    • @joshguy2177
      @joshguy2177 4 года назад +2

      For me it's my grandmother, she subscribes to like every health information source out there so she's constantly contradicting herself.

    • @masterstepz9800
      @masterstepz9800 4 года назад +2

      Everyone’s parents. They tell you either something obscure or info everyone’s already known for years.

  • @CaptTerrific
    @CaptTerrific 7 лет назад +516

    I'm with Katie - I'll stick with cocaine as my health food

    • @danielthomas2
      @danielthomas2 7 лет назад +8

      It's processed though

    • @thegooseinator9614
      @thegooseinator9614 7 лет назад +4

      Daniel Baldwin eck
      a process

    • @ndhickson3599
      @ndhickson3599 3 года назад

      @@thegooseinator9614 if you want to unlock its desired effects, you need to smoke it as crack

    • @frankchen4229
      @frankchen4229 Год назад

      @@danielthomas2 ew.....a process....

  • @raoul22
    @raoul22 6 лет назад +777

    "They say it's healthy"
    "Who?"
    *"T H E Y..."*
    Dark...

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 4 года назад +5

      ........ Iplier

    • @hhiqoskar2616
      @hhiqoskar2616 4 года назад +1

      Grace Thomas weeb

    • @beach_doggo9875
      @beach_doggo9875 4 года назад

      @@hhiqoskar2616 no hes not...it just from youtube...also weebs best

    • @hhiqoskar2616
      @hhiqoskar2616 4 года назад +1

      @@beach_doggo9875 no

    • @jamie522
      @jamie522 3 года назад

      They are watching they are listening

  • @TheObsidianX
    @TheObsidianX 7 лет назад +259

    "Anything that old has to be good" break out the mercury I suppose

    • @crowboy7351
      @crowboy7351 7 лет назад +9

      TheObsidianX
      Mmm mmm mmm! Lead tomatoes: my favourite!

    • @gagzy1989
      @gagzy1989 7 лет назад +1

      TheObsidianX hahahahahahahh

    • @rnelody5496
      @rnelody5496 7 лет назад +6

      dude, sugar and artificial sweeteners are all basically poison. just use the sweetener the Romans used!
      White lead!

    • @gameslayer404
      @gameslayer404 6 лет назад +3

      mmmm delicious lead

    • @cindaflaca4742
      @cindaflaca4742 6 лет назад +1

      TheObsidianX ha thats the first thing I thought of too.

  • @ChefRafi
    @ChefRafi 7 лет назад +4614

    Health science is determined by the highest bidder with the best ads. 👨‍🍳👍😊

    • @parapindle1256
      @parapindle1256 7 лет назад +7

      👨‍🍳 👏 🌎 that is your username, auto corrected by emojis

    • @milkydanny8316
      @milkydanny8316 7 лет назад +12

      shove those emojis up your peach emoji

    • @hadierturk4693
      @hadierturk4693 7 лет назад +53

      I think you're referring to health fads. If you look at reliable sources and studies health science is more consistent.

    • @bluchismoon
      @bluchismoon 7 лет назад +6

      hadi erturk but nobody does that? Everyone who doesn't really care about health science and is just looking for an easy way to be "healthy" will read these random articles that pop up based off shit "science journals" published by anyone for a fee. It's practically how the guy that said eating chocolate helped lose weight or some such did it. And he was just trying to prove how easy it was to trick the media, because nobody checks their sources anymore when they could be getting hits on their bullshit copy pasted article instead.

    • @AliS-ml7nd
      @AliS-ml7nd 7 лет назад +7

      bluchismoon however dark chocolate in small amounts can have beneficial effects

  • @dunstonlion1342
    @dunstonlion1342 2 года назад +12

    Their use of music within the quick cuts is genuinely fantastic. It's a small detail that really sells each beat.

  • @woolyvideos
    @woolyvideos 7 лет назад +2461

    This really reminds me of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5.

  • @gitadine
    @gitadine 7 лет назад +3938

    Yeah, I give up. I'll just eat whatever I want and hope death comes quickly and painlessly.

  • @carlosblondiswall4532
    @carlosblondiswall4532 4 года назад +70

    WebMD when you put one of your symptoms as a stomachache:
    "Your basically poisoned"

  • @jello-anthem
    @jello-anthem 7 лет назад +253

    I lose it at
    "Ancient Egyptian tomb"
    Every
    Damn
    Time

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 5 лет назад +1

      If they're found in tombs, they probably brought the person to that tomb.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 5 лет назад +5

      Honey found in ancient Egyptian tombs is still perfectly good to eat, just warm it up and stir it a bit. XD

    • @domsquaaa4323
      @domsquaaa4323 4 года назад +2

      I’m confused I’m guessing cargally is made up cause I can’t find it anywhere

    • @lunsj
      @lunsj 2 года назад +1

      @@domsquaaa4323 Have you looked in Egyptian Tooombs?

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 7 лет назад +668

    Watching RUclips at 3am is basically poison

    • @cf8296
      @cf8296 7 лет назад +6

      No its good

    • @falsealarm348
      @falsealarm348 6 лет назад +12

      Never mind it's good again.

    • @liviuvieru7337
      @liviuvieru7337 5 лет назад +1

      "Watching RUclips at 3 am is poison. You risk to wear glasses, its not good for your eyes. " "Watching Clips on RUclips at 3 Am is good for some people, they couldn't sleep because they needed to watch something so, It's A GOOD THING" ........ Shouldn't we avoid gossiping??😂

    • @stealthlord6620
      @stealthlord6620 5 лет назад +4

      but its good content so its basically magic

    • @iamarchibald
      @iamarchibald 4 года назад

      How did you know I was doing that?

  • @triccele
    @triccele 3 года назад +48

    Trapp writting with the magic that is Ally and Grant together is just *chef kiss*

  • @CallieSqueakz
    @CallieSqueakz 7 лет назад +382

    "Ew, a process."

    • @ravenpie12
      @ravenpie12 4 года назад

      Stolen

    • @CallieSqueakz
      @CallieSqueakz 4 года назад +3

      +RavenPie
      Quoted, actually.

    • @ravenpie12
      @ravenpie12 4 года назад

      Stolen comment.

    • @CallieSqueakz
      @CallieSqueakz 4 года назад +3

      +RavenPie
      Quoted it from the video like the last guy who did, keep scrolling.

  • @CraftyBear975
    @CraftyBear975 7 лет назад +34

    I know it's been said, but I just wanna say how amazing Ally Beardsley is. Her blank slate humour pairs so well with each sketch and I fucking love it.

  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob Год назад +6

    “Ew.. a process!”
    Is my favorite line… lmao

  • @yexumaelf
    @yexumaelf 7 лет назад +452

    I got my bachelor's of science in healthcare. Unfortunately this 100% accurate.

    • @mitchelldubeau7006
      @mitchelldubeau7006 7 лет назад +13

      WolfgangLMclain from what i understand a BA in healthcare is more about administration than the other degrees you mentioned

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 лет назад +1

      So, is cargally and broth good for you?

    • @Asterius_101
      @Asterius_101 6 лет назад

      WolfgangLMclain Most MDs get their BAs in Biology or Chemistry. Never heard of a healthcare major.

  • @olivias1212
    @olivias1212 7 лет назад +28

    mike: "i feel like youre following fads w no real science to back you up*
    ally, like a normal human: "what?"
    grant: *has a seizure*

  • @hudmoon06
    @hudmoon06 6 лет назад +55

    “this is broth, it’s different” “hOw” “it’s healthier” “iN wHat wAY” “*IN THE WAY THAT ITS NOT SOUP*” i died

  • @muxamoose1012
    @muxamoose1012 7 лет назад +23

    “Explain again why I am meant to drink this ?”
    “Cause they said it’s healthy”
    “Who said?”
    “They”
    “And what’s it meant to do”
    “Be healthy”
    Hahahah favourite line

  • @pixelpudding3914
    @pixelpudding3914 7 лет назад +115

    Broth is just liquid
    Soup has stuff in it

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 6 лет назад +17

      Broth has like 90 pounds of salt in it. Its basically poison.

    • @pixelpudding3914
      @pixelpudding3914 6 лет назад +13

      chris hubbard There was a headline on an article I didn’t read, on a website I don’t remember that said broth was healthy though...

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 6 лет назад +11

      @@chrishubbard64 Never mind that salt is good for you again

    • @LMSPetRescue
      @LMSPetRescue 6 лет назад +6

      Tomato soup is just liquid
      Broth is liquids made from boiling meat I believe (beef broth and chicken broth)

    • @pixelpudding3914
      @pixelpudding3914 6 лет назад +4

      Scott Velez Really? That’s amazi- never mind I saw a tweet that said it was unhealthy

  • @mythellaneous2082
    @mythellaneous2082 6 лет назад +54

    Grant's face while he's saying "because it's processed" is honestly every American doing a pretentious British accent and I'm kind of living for it.

  • @frydfish4934
    @frydfish4934 7 лет назад +457

    Yeah but are you eating an orange on a plate

    • @glitchicy
      @glitchicy 7 лет назад +53

      Cryo Phobica He was putting the peels on the plate, so it won't be messy.

    • @kennykeating5243
      @kennykeating5243 7 лет назад +10

      Why not a napkin? Now he has to wash a whole plate for 1 orange, which is not a good lunch.

    • @axelfirekirby
      @axelfirekirby 7 лет назад +1

      cause Illuminati

    • @ashesashes8968
      @ashesashes8968 6 лет назад +4

      Oranges are juicy and sticky

    • @pixelpudding3914
      @pixelpudding3914 6 лет назад +15

      Maybe he had a sandwich or something and is eating the orange after Trapp finished it

  • @zoelyons1264
    @zoelyons1264 5 лет назад +47

    “Ew, process”

  • @nayR5
    @nayR5 4 года назад +616

    "Everything that old has to be right" literally every religion in a nutshell

    • @renascitur7051
      @renascitur7051 4 года назад +4

      Lmaoo

    • @elwiwi43
      @elwiwi43 4 года назад +7

      True, true

    • @Karsow2054
      @Karsow2054 4 года назад +3

      Someone had a bad experience at a rally...

    • @dusksunsetio6042
      @dusksunsetio6042 4 года назад +11

      how did you manage to shove religion into a video about food

    • @elwiwi43
      @elwiwi43 4 года назад +7

      @@dusksunsetio6042 one of the lines

  • @lookingglassknight139
    @lookingglassknight139 7 лет назад +41

    This was actually funny good job

  • @strbourne
    @strbourne 4 года назад +39

    "You take water and you steam it"
    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS PART

    • @rinrinrinzla
      @rinrinrinzla 2 года назад +1

      not me hearing it as a s*men 💀💀💀💀

    • @DanielledeVreede
      @DanielledeVreede Год назад +2

      I automatically assumed the water was used to steam the grains, not as the to be steamed object😂

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 9 месяцев назад +1

      Grant was eating those grains raw!

  • @kyliecoyne8399
    @kyliecoyne8399 4 года назад +20

    I love ally’s writing & delivery along with grant’s command of yelling.

  • @aboxofcheese4788
    @aboxofcheese4788 7 лет назад +8

    "That's why I swish my mouth every night with coconut"
    "That's actually really bad for you"
    "Never mind, I don't do that and I never have"
    That really cracked me up.

  • @airnomad2650
    @airnomad2650 4 года назад +8

    1:02 bEcaUsE iTs pRocEssEd replay button

  • @chrisjones5949
    @chrisjones5949 Год назад +2

    Grant:
    Ally: (casually) Someone didn't get enough vitamin C
    I almost cracked a rib laughing at that.

  • @Davadro
    @Davadro 7 лет назад +80

    Soooo is coconut oil good again?

    • @MissMiserize
      @MissMiserize 7 лет назад +3

      a very happy dolphin :D yes

    • @Pierredirects
      @Pierredirects 7 лет назад +8

      Was it ever bad? I use that shit for everything

    • @ebatdorf9991
      @ebatdorf9991 7 лет назад +7

      It's always been good. AwakenWithJP explains what happened and the health science perfectly.

    • @bernardo00124719
      @bernardo00124719 7 лет назад +3

      its very good as long you dont eat it

    • @michaelgaston1481
      @michaelgaston1481 7 лет назад +9

      Yes, it's good again. ...Wait, no, now it's bad again.

  • @jasonmultin4781
    @jasonmultin4781 7 лет назад +54

    People who are vegans for health reasons believe that animal products are bad for you. That includes meat, fish, eggs, and dairy. I'm not just talking about "unhealthy" meat like red meat or deep fried meat. Many of these people believe that all animal products should be limited or even eliminated.
    Other people believe that carbs are bad for you and should be limited. I'm not just talking about "unhealthy" carbs like white bread or white rice. They still think that even wheat bread or brown rice should be eaten by people much less.
    So if a person removes most or all carbs, meats, dairy, and eggs from their diet, then the only thing left to eat is fruits and vegetables. Fruits and vegetables are almost universally accepted to be healthy. However, the problem with fruits and vegetables is that hey are not very filling by themselves. Have you even been really hungry, then ate an apple or carrot and that made you feel full and satisfied? Probably not.

    • @Candylover449
      @Candylover449 7 лет назад +2

      Jason Multin but you run on carbs!! You cannot gain weight eating carbs

    • @jasonmultin4781
      @jasonmultin4781 7 лет назад +1

      Paul Olsen,dangit. So not even fruits are universally accepted to be healthy. Eating nothing but vegetables isn't going to be fun.

    • @ancalyme
      @ancalyme 7 лет назад +11

      Paul Olsen If you don't eat carbs, you need to eat fats. It's not "ignoring" the fat in the peanut butter, it's eaten because of the fat.
      Your body has to get energy from somewhere and only proteins are difficult for the body to use long-term. On low-fat, you get energy from carbs. On low-carb, from fat. It literally, honestly is "pick one" for medical diets.

    • @owlinamug3247
      @owlinamug3247 7 лет назад +2

      constant grazing brah

    • @durgasdelight
      @durgasdelight 7 лет назад +2

      Carbs and fruit are fine. Also there are many ways to prepare vegetables so they suit your tastebuds and fill your belly, you don't have to just eat them straight up. That's closer to the raw diet, but even then there's more to that than carrot sticks and apples (e.g. pickled foods are still considered raw).

  • @Ipomoea_Alba
    @Ipomoea_Alba Год назад +2

    Grant: * sprays out a painful looking stream of water *
    Captions (super casually): Human Geyser

  • @joechief2456
    @joechief2456 7 лет назад +75

    "Eww...a process"

  • @mapagatu
    @mapagatu 7 лет назад +423

    Health science is not stupid. Popularized health-pseudo science is.

    • @dr.zoidberg8666
      @dr.zoidberg8666 7 лет назад +8

      If it's not stupid, it's at the very least pretty worthless. It'd be like creating a science devoted to figuring out how to tie shoes.
      We already know how to do it, & everyone whose doing it wrong already knows deep down what they should do to improve. Seems to me like the last genuinely insightful thing that health science came up with was that sailors should eat an orange once in a while so they don't get scurvy.

    • @AF-wd2gt
      @AF-wd2gt 7 лет назад +19

      Dr. Zoidberg health science Doesn't equal nutrition science/ food. Health science is actually very important and deals with controlling water born diseases, air, waste disposal and even inviromental impact on population health. Infact good health science infrastructure is what separates high income countries from low income countries in terms of mortality due to easily preventable illnesses like desentria and typhoid.

    • @dr.zoidberg8666
      @dr.zoidberg8666 7 лет назад +8

      That's cool if that's what you think, but my friends who work in those fields just call it chemistry, epidemiology, bacteriology, virology, biology, medicine & city planning/infrastructure engineering.
      The most common usage for the term 'health sciences' seems to be just what you're saying it isn't: the scientific study of exercise & nutrition. Maybe that's not what the term was originally supposed to be, but it is what it has become.

    • @AF-wd2gt
      @AF-wd2gt 7 лет назад +4

      Dr. Zoidberg health science is a discipline that combines those fields which are specific specialists and connects them.

    • @AF-wd2gt
      @AF-wd2gt 7 лет назад

      Dr. Zoidberg or at least not in my country

  • @johnnycabrera2714
    @johnnycabrera2714 3 года назад +6

    I actually revisit this one every so often and even quote it in everyday situations. For example, I can't hear the word "tombs" without hearing it said in Trapp's voice. "TOMBS?!"

  • @alicepersson9568
    @alicepersson9568 4 года назад +4

    0:56
    I was just listening to this in the background, hear this sound and thought Grant was pulling out a glock

  • @seenovr
    @seenovr 7 лет назад +3

    "but coconut oil is good again"
    "really!?"
    "no"
    this is the moment I died

  • @transbiologistthetransesto7956
    @transbiologistthetransesto7956 7 лет назад +1

    My favorite CollegeHumor video!

  • @phillipjackson3193
    @phillipjackson3193 4 года назад +8

    You guys made me laugh on a difficult day thank you so much

  • @tonyboganwright7531
    @tonyboganwright7531 4 года назад +4

    This is the sketch that I will always come back to and enjoy.

  • @CassBlast5
    @CassBlast5 3 года назад +1

    “I don’t do that and I NEVER HAVE”

  • @BookUnbinder
    @BookUnbinder 4 года назад +441

    Ally is so damn funny. Her delivery is impeccable. "Eww, a process...."

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 2 года назад +19

      their

    • @Sam-nk4lm
      @Sam-nk4lm 2 года назад +6

      @@AlinaAniretake bro this was 2 years ago

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 2 года назад +13

      @@Sam-nk4lm T'was said in a CH bribble: Fough 'vry time, when someone mispronounce Allys pronounce - he/she should be proven wrong, cause of doing so. Cause w'all simps for Ally))

    • @Sam-nk4lm
      @Sam-nk4lm 2 года назад +18

      @@AlinaAniretake yea. I am not trying to be an ass. I’m just saying that this person probably didn’t mean to misgender them and its from 2 years ago from a sketch 5 years ago.

    • @donovanfaust3227
      @donovanfaust3227 Год назад +3

      ​​​@@AlinaAniretake*Ally's *pronouns
      It's funny how you threw unnecessary apostrophes everywhere to sound old timey? fancy? whatever you were going for but missed putting one where it was supposed to go. Even funnier that you wrote out mispronounce yet when it came to writing pronouns you wrote pronounce, so you should know they're two different words. You should have also included they in your he/she bit of the sentence since you literally just corrected someone about that sort of thing and yet you didn't. Reading your reply gave me an aneurysm and an ulcer.

  • @ratchet7201
    @ratchet7201 7 лет назад +777

    GREAT NOW YOU CANNOT EVEN EAT ANYTHING
    LOL😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rebeccaluis1223
      @rebeccaluis1223 7 лет назад +8

      No when a vegan health freak friend takes you out to eat

    • @kimernhansen5624
      @kimernhansen5624 7 лет назад +20

      This might have been the worst comment I’ve ever seen

    • @jereluokkanen5327
      @jereluokkanen5327 6 лет назад +1

      Eating is unhealthy, duh! Everyone who have ever lived have eaten something in some point of their life!! Can't be a coincidence!!!

    • @jennytalaban2232
      @jennytalaban2232 6 лет назад

      How about ice

    • @vavi215
      @vavi215 6 лет назад

      Actually, not eating anything is basically poison

  • @EvolutionofAviation
    @EvolutionofAviation 7 лет назад +834

    *This video is why I don't have friends...*
    Wait that makes no sense... shit

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 7 лет назад +7

      Psychedelic hallucinogenic relic of reality lmao

    • @supmane8740
      @supmane8740 7 лет назад +2

      You're funny 😂🤣😭😵😏👌😈

    • @straightmalecaucasian1453
      @straightmalecaucasian1453 7 лет назад +5

      Sup Mayne stop, emojis are insanely cringey

    • @Asunsx
      @Asunsx 7 лет назад +8

      Friday Night's Out using cringey is also pretty "cringey"

    • @humblebumble8192
      @humblebumble8192 7 лет назад +8

      Psychedelic hallucinogenic relic of reality vitamin c will help with that

  • @Joseph-sm6je
    @Joseph-sm6je 4 года назад +1

    Still one of my favorite videos

  • @pickledjellochronicles3029
    @pickledjellochronicles3029 3 года назад +3

    Fruit: good (vitamins and the good kind of sugar)
    Juice: bad (less nutrient quality and the bad kind of sugar)
    Vitamin C packets: okay (honestly I don’t know much about them)
    Cargally: cargally is not real
    Soup: depends on what kind of soup
    Broth: good (very nutritious)
    Coconut oil: okay
    Alkaline water: still being debated, but generally there are no health benefits
    Apple cider vinegar: good
    side note: the difference between broth and soup is that broth is an animal product that is used in soup, but not all soup has broth and their are non soup broth recipes.

  • @FiatPandas
    @FiatPandas 7 лет назад +5

    another great video Ch :)

  • @Wikrin
    @Wikrin Год назад +2

    I've been given three different sets of dietary requirements from doctors this summer and this is what it feels like.

  • @trialbyfire9945
    @trialbyfire9945 7 лет назад +3340

    I'll stick to bleach
    Or sick beats
    Edit: I have a confession to make
    I liked my own comment

  • @parthjain8184
    @parthjain8184 7 лет назад +36

    "they"....... that's the punch line

  • @seamusaparicio3564
    @seamusaparicio3564 2 года назад +1

    Still remains my favorite sketch from collegehumor.

  • @d_wang9836
    @d_wang9836 7 лет назад +28

    Looks like he was *Trapped* in a tricky situation

  • @ranex7511
    @ranex7511 4 года назад +6

    This is so true. They keep changing their minds.

  • @thecacklinggoblin1452
    @thecacklinggoblin1452 4 года назад +2

    I love how accurate this is
    Also these are my three favorite people from CH

  • @NuToons
    @NuToons 5 лет назад +16

    Where’s Adam when you need him...

  • @Rose-hh7mk
    @Rose-hh7mk 2 года назад +3

    Reminds me of when I'm in a depressive black hole and people are like "Have you ever tried Vitamin D????"

  • @halo4224
    @halo4224 11 месяцев назад +1

    the background music in this sketch is great - the way the Copyright Free Uplifting Music(tm) and the Horror Note Music(tm) keep cutting in and out add so much to it i think

  • @lucaslayton3974
    @lucaslayton3974 7 лет назад +24

    This is why I only drink dihydrogen oxide.

    • @diegogonzalez5273
      @diegogonzalez5273 7 лет назад +8

      Lucas Layton *monoxide

    • @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158
      @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158 7 лет назад +6

      Lucas Layton You do realize 100 percent of people who drink that will die, right? It's also quite addicting, some people have died to dihydrogen monoxide withdrawal.

    • @Leo-ws3bp
      @Leo-ws3bp 7 лет назад +1

      Lucas Layton i eat basically poison, basically poison, and basically poison very varied i know

    • @otisjohnreidy4739
      @otisjohnreidy4739 7 лет назад +1

      The technical term is actually hydrogen hydroxide.

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 7 лет назад

      Just be careful not too drink too much. Nasty way to go.

  • @eternallycreative8042
    @eternallycreative8042 7 лет назад +598

    "Someone didn't get enough vitamin C"

    • @TheLux008
      @TheLux008 7 лет назад +25

      "Quick, I don't know what to write as an early comment so I'll just point out the punchline of the video everyone just watched!"

    • @mawe86ify
      @mawe86ify 7 лет назад +7

      *Ding!*
      Oh, never mind, he's had too much vitamin C. And not enough coconut oil!

    • @siddharthchoudhary4278
      @siddharthchoudhary4278 7 лет назад +4

      She didn't get enough of this D, if you know what i mean ;)

    • @jamiethemagpie
      @jamiethemagpie 7 лет назад +4

      WebMD: The "C" in Vitamin C stands for "Cancer"

    • @CharlieRodls
      @CharlieRodls 7 лет назад +38

      I too watched the video

  • @lunsj
    @lunsj 3 года назад +1

    I get so tired of people telling me cocaine is bad for me. If it's so bad then why am I so thin? And everyone comments on my grey pallor.

  • @elizabethbennet4791
    @elizabethbennet4791 5 лет назад +12

    1:57 actualy this IS true. Broth is healthier in that it is a soup made from not just muscle meat but bones/cartilage/skin which contain a lot more vitamins and minerals in them.

  • @MarisaFan411
    @MarisaFan411 7 лет назад +4

    Here for a good time not a long time

  • @vashistreddy4590
    @vashistreddy4590 6 лет назад +1

    This is ,undoubtedly ,the best college humor video to this day!

  • @edadervishi6854
    @edadervishi6854 4 года назад +8

    LMAOO look at Grant at 1:25

  • @brittl5778
    @brittl5778 7 лет назад +142

    Everyone knows that orange makes your teeth go grey

  • @romancorey6796
    @romancorey6796 5 лет назад +1

    That Orange is actually the healthiest thing they have.

  • @takingtheshot9830
    @takingtheshot9830 4 года назад +12

    Dr. Riq it's trapp

  • @TheArdeam
    @TheArdeam 7 лет назад +19

    This is not science this is just reading BuzzFeed articles....

  • @Anonymous_Iguana
    @Anonymous_Iguana 4 года назад +1

    I love how Trapp is always the skeptic in these sketches. Like, where's Ada-... oh

  • @mikopolaruso1525
    @mikopolaruso1525 5 лет назад +4

    1:37 you do know those same old egyptians put weed or kokaine(cant remeber which.) plants in their seremonial foods, right?(this is something i learned from school, and rememberd because i always it had something to do with why they had so many ridicolus egyptyan gods.)

  • @KariMaxsoulreapergoddess
    @KariMaxsoulreapergoddess 7 лет назад +14

    my gym teacher teaches my health class this is basically him. XD

  • @alexsarakbi278
    @alexsarakbi278 7 лет назад

    This is probably the best College Humour video I’ve watched so far! 😂

  • @johnbailey5835
    @johnbailey5835 4 года назад +6

    2:14
    Don't wanna be the "but actually" guy, but your stomach acid would cancel out the chemical reaction between the two...

    • @grauster423
      @grauster423 4 года назад +3

      College Humor fully respects the "Um, Actually" guys and gals

    • @TangerineTux
      @TangerineTux 4 года назад +2

      Cancel out how? It's an acid. It just means you don't need as much vinegar to get the reaction going (which produces CO2).

  • @FudgeMyLyfe
    @FudgeMyLyfe 7 лет назад +107

    My parents in a nutshell

    • @quen_anito
      @quen_anito 7 лет назад +6

      Same...

    • @altoclef6197
      @altoclef6197 7 лет назад +18

      Nutshells? You know how unhealthy those are for you?!

    • @MDoorpsy
      @MDoorpsy 7 лет назад

      For me, the video is honestly a little too accurate to be funny. I'm just getting deppressed.

  • @danialglimp2121
    @danialglimp2121 3 года назад

    I remember when this was first was uploaded, it’s still as good now!

  • @owenhatton6698
    @owenhatton6698 7 лет назад +4

    This is the most realistic thing I’ve ever seen

  • @nihar2734
    @nihar2734 6 лет назад +4

    Literally my mom after scrolling through the social media..

  • @mrglutinousfischer
    @mrglutinousfischer 3 года назад

    "in that, i have no idea how it works and I believe it can o anything"
    it"s a very accurate description of magic

  • @Ian-sm3su
    @Ian-sm3su 7 лет назад +51

    I don't eat for days at a time and all my parents buy is fast food for me to eat. 20/10 I'm dying at 30 I should follow health science as my city am I dead yet

    • @catlover-fp5ig
      @catlover-fp5ig 7 лет назад +24

      You really need to eat some proper food . . .

    • @AntiCuteness
      @AntiCuteness 7 лет назад +16

      catlover12670
      Why are you relying on your parents for food when you're thirty?

    • @catlover-fp5ig
      @catlover-fp5ig 7 лет назад +20

      I think they meant that they think they're going to die at thirty because their food is so unhealthy.

    • @1.25speedoneverything7
      @1.25speedoneverything7 7 лет назад +3

      Dat Fancy Make some chicken breast, quinoa, and broccoli....it's healthy🙂

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 6 лет назад

      Your parents not providing food for days at a time is horrible :( If you can, try to get a part time job so you can buy your own food, or maybe go to a local church and ask for help. If your parents are struggling financially, they can try to get food stamps or other government assistance. If the situation gets really dire, you can always contact child services. For now, maybe you can convince your parents to get you vitamins so you at least least have something. Let us know what happens and if you're okay, please!

  • @koishikomeiji4761
    @koishikomeiji4761 6 лет назад +3

    Did u hear that>
    1:18

  • @mikobillurcu7869
    @mikobillurcu7869 5 лет назад +2

    1:16 “put a little bit of water and you steam it” 😂

  • @hannalavoie4419
    @hannalavoie4419 7 лет назад +111

    Health articles took them for *grant* -ed
    It's one big health *trap*
    Can you vitamin *C* what I did there

    • @InverseAgonist
      @InverseAgonist 7 лет назад +11

      That joke was right up my *alley*

    • @asdfghjkl-ld7iv
      @asdfghjkl-ld7iv 7 лет назад +14

      InverseAgonist that was *adam* bad joke

    • @vz17
      @vz17 7 лет назад +5

      It didn't took me long to *Rekha* -nize what you did there.

    • @vin8523
      @vin8523 7 лет назад

      How do you guys do the bold?

    • @jx7945
      @jx7945 7 лет назад

      Hanna Lavoie Stop being so siobhan-istic.