Your Healthy Friend Who Still Does Drugs
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- Опубликовано: 11 окт 2016
- Water is healthy, less so when you add crushed up Xanax.
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CAST
Katie Marovitch
Grant O'Brien
Siobhan Thompson
Cynthia Kao
Zac Oyama
CREW
Director - Michael Schaubach
Writer - Katie Marovitch
Producer - Nick Sala
Production Coordinator/Supervisor - Brandon Raman
Intern - Caroline Bible
DP - Luc Delamare
1st AC - Tracy Ip
2nd AC - Scott Sison
Gaffer - Adam Lee
Key Grip - Kelsey Taylor
Production Designer - Jacob Boyett
Hair & Make Up - Kathleen Pardo
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
Director of Production - Sam Sparks
Director of Post Production - Michael Schaubach
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Phil Fox
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol
Editor - Sam Geer
Visual Effects - TJ Gonzalez
Post Supervisor - Stephanie Zorn
Post Coordinator - Theodora Hart
Head Assistant Editor - Zachary Almeida 
Приколы
This would be more effective as a anti drug campaign than the one my school has.
Mo81-4 I was just thinking the exact same thing!
*an. I'm sorry, just needed to correct you.
You gave me an idea
@Mo81-4 a video of me saying drug make your pp and boobies smaller would be more effective
Oh my god yes. As far as I’m concerned, the best anti-drug campaign I’ve ever seen if Skins UK. Like wow, the first damn series of that made perfectly sure I’ve never going to do any drugs ever. It also made me realise that I’m even more of a sheltered sixth former than I thought.
“Water is healthy, not with 15 xanxes in it”
“yUuUuM”
Sorry what are xanxes? I don't know
Dark Fire xanaxes are a type of over the counter medicine that can people often get addicted to. i think its an opiod
@@lionkid5841 kinda, i knew people who used them to help them sleep
@@lionkid5841 u mean xanax?
@@lionkid5841 it's a benzodiasapine. Different from opioids. It's an anti anxiety drug
Everyone: notices that Katie doesn't eat the blueberries
Me: notices that someone else eats the blueberries
Seriously, the glasses are empty after the transition to the meeting, implying that someone came along, saw Katie's corpse surrounded by drugs, and thought "oh, free blueberries. munch." and then walked away.
Probably the same guy who said, "What a hypocrite" at the end lol
That's not surprising if you've ever worked in an office setting. :)
@@benjaminmorris4962 Obviously. Eating a dead coworkers blueberries is a great way to save money, while still treating yourself to some fresh fruit. Grant would know that.
The coke is also in a different spot. Meaning came across coke next to their dead coworker, did a few lines, cut a few more lines, and left them there.
Or it's another day
Reminds me of my father who preaches 24/7 how important healthy foods are and how he only eats organic vegetables and fruits and home-cooked organic foods while he smokes up to two packs of cigarettes a day since the age of 15
George Burns ~ 1896 thru 1996.
Burns smoked around 300,000 cigars
during his lifetime, starting @ the age of 14... 🚬👼🏻
Well tobacco is just dried leaf soo... its organic?
@@RazzlyCrunch technically it is, but so is poison ivy soo...
Nicotine
Well obviously he eats healthy, it cancels out the cigarettes!
She didn't even eat the blueberrys
That's what I was thinking. You can't get the benefits if you don't eat it.
Just me she didn't even eat her salad
Thats the point -_-
*blueberries
It's blueberry infused vodka.
Comments
1% about opinions
99% she didn't eat her blueberries
1%this
Mario Habib no actually
1% actually about the video
98% she didn’t eat the blueberries
1% these comments
😂
Did you know that she didn't eat her blueberries?
Well I mean... She didn't...
She plays a drug user way too well lol
@Christopher White yes they are
They are all loser's
She’s not acting
@@tarunbasra8230 actually you are because most abusers cant control their addictions and die from it. this is a joke.
@Christopher White sure druggy
Method acting
I started doing drugs years ago as a teenage, got addicted to meth. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Was also diagnosed with cptsd. Meth addiction actually destroyed my life. Not until my mom recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 3 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.
Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, meth, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.
Hey mates! Can you help with the source? I suffer severe anxiety, panic and depression and I usually take prescription medicine, but they don't always help. Where can I find those psilocybin mushrooms? I'm really interested in treating my mental health without Rxs. I live in Australia don't know much about these. I'm so glad they helped you. I can't wait to get them too. Really need a reliable source 🙏
YES very sure of Dr.alishrooms. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
Congrats! I'm really happy for you that your mom decided to help you. I always admire those who beat their addiction. Knowing it's possible to fix your life knowing there's people out there that have done what I thought was impossible gives me hope I will make it through as well. Those who share their experiences don't know how much it helps when you're about to give up, it gives you the strength knowing somone who actully know what it's like to go through this tell you it's possible, it's not the same somone telling you you can do it when they have no idea what it's like, but hearing somone who knows what it's like that helps a lot since you understand it firsthand and made it out gives so much hope. so thanks for sharing.
How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta
If you've done illegal drugs recently, comment with your name and home address, then unlock your front door and lay face down on the floor with your hands behind your back!
CollegeHumor why?
oke
CollegeHumor lol
CollegeHumor ok
1800 S Kirkman Road, Orlando FL, 32811. What next?
My friend snorts cocaine before teaching her yoga class, LOL... It's actually a serious problem.
encourage her to do more. she doesnt need to live.
JT Faisa that's so cute
yeet
"Alright now reach out and touch the dragons in front of you."
He said cocaine not acid you fucking horsetaco.
If you have ADHD you can expand your mind without the drugs. In fact, I haven't been able to stop it from expanding.
Can you describe that more detailed because im interested
@@pyroguys1413 you just have terrible ideas while doing important things and feel oddly compelled to drop everything and do that
I will never understand why people will choose to do drugs as neurotypicals
@@jayveerisdabest7500 Totally me. Usually it's baking projects that I suddenly NEED to do, but sometimes I remember an origami model I saw the instructions for a week ago and immediately pull up the guide and start making it.
@@ryomaanime4563You can’t consume narcotics in regulation, tf you on about bro
this should honestly be an anti-drug campaign
Honestly, yeah. Its a lot better than playing the vague mental health angle.
Attaching the behavior to self-rightious preaching is really flipping the script.
this shit started to scare me
+rem ram
Don't cut yourself on that edge
Brian Camacho ikr
same omg
Yeah, me too. Especially that part with her teeth falling out . Ugh
Brian Camacho me to bra
I love how they keep subtly hinting that Katie is on some kind of drugs
Subtly?
Some kind? You mean cocaine? It's cocaine, it's almost always cocaine.
That's the point. And in what world is she subtle?
Captain Capellini "Subtle"
"hinting"
"I drink a ton of water"
"Water is healthy, not water with 15 xanaxes in it"
Me: *gags at the thought*
Yeah, disgusting...
Replace the xanax with pseudoephedrine.
That would be so fucking bitter.
Oh god no. Pseudoephedrine would be even worse.
@@untziggy4Xanax isn't thaaat bitter. It's not as bad as MDMA.
Lol my cousin making fun of me for using "processed" protein, while he smokes meth and cigs but searches out "organic steak" that he can buy with food stamps. Real story.
This comment hits way too close to home. Just replace "meth" with "heroin"
Almost 15 months sober today though :)
@@ilovecats4208 I've never understood using either one. Why would you ever try either?
@@ilovecats4208 congratulations! I've never done heroin or anything similar so I obviously can't speak from experience, but I'm sure it wasn't easy and that it's a struggle. Keep going,be strong!
@@jacobk.2706 I started having depression really bad when I was 12 and was also horribly shy, and I was made fun of pretty bad at school and even by my "best friend" since 5th grade. My mom was a very mean person and I think she made things worse for me in a lot of ways. I started using to escape all these bad feelings I had. I'm not trying to sound like a sob story but I think most people who use the harder drugs are running from something they don't want to feel.
@@readyintrovertone5808 thank you! :)
Literally every single model on Instagram. Every one of their posts is about nutrition, mental health, mindfulness, yoga, or meditation, and yet every third picture is of them smoking a cigarette.
Smoking a cigarette to look "Cool"
I actually knew people in university (circa 2013) who would arrive at college never having smoked cigarettes before, and literally _started_ doing it then just for "the aesthetic". They really weren't the brightest bunch at all. None of them realized how much they'd grow to regret it, how difficult it would be to quit, and how much they were harming their own bodies. It's the 21st century, for Christ's sake. We really should know better than this.
My favourite professor was an IV heroin user who chain smoked like a chimney.
A lot of models actually smoke because it reduces their desire to eat, which makes them slimmer for their photos. Besides the "cool" aesthetic of cigarettes, that might be part of the explanation.
Lillian Tsao actually smoking does not make you want to eat less
If anything it makes you hungrier
Each cigarette burns about ten calories however
So if you smoke a hundred of them
met a girl like this. had crystalized water in a water bottle and wouldn't drink any other kinds of drinks and believed in keeping her body clean and pure. smokes cigarettes and does shrooms on the weekend.
Keyblade King Cigarettes are the worst.
Keyblade King shrooms aren't bad for you tho? I mean sure if you do them every weekend you might need to consider doing something about it but otherwise they're just fine
Keyblade King
5yrs too late edit: this is not true, hppd & ptsd are two possible long term mental afflictions that can occur.
og comment:
shrooms have 0 long term negative side effects
every weekend tho?
Yeah, shrooms are cool.
This is absolutely my best friend. She pops so many pills, smokes weed, drinks, does cocaine and maybe some other things she won't tell me about, but is "obsessed" with "healthy foods" and "natural products".... bless her heart, she's family and I love her, I just pray she gets better one day.
How's your friend hanging on there?
Imagine doing cocaine and still having secrets 😂
Hope your friend is doing good! ❤
“So high and mighty”
Well one of those things is definitely true
Holy shit the secret website is legit
Marco! So nice chatting with you on our secret website earlier! Hope you're well!
secret website?
woah... wait... its REAL?!
CollegeHumor can I join the secret website
Hey Plays at the end and it works
I have given my social security number and mothers maiden name like 5 times now and still havent gotten anything....
What about your credit Card information?
Oh that would explain it, I don't have a credit card.
Sometimes yts comment section is niceee
I no right such a rip off
Maybe I can help? Just post it here. 😅
i know a guy like this. he goes on and on about how healthy he is and how superior vegans are but fully drinks, does drugs, and ive seen him crouching next to the hamburger bar horking down cheese slices when no ones looking.
Genuinely thought the twist was going to be that she was just sitting in her apartment imagining the entire conversation
How can she be dead one moment and then alive to do the closing credits literally 2 seconds after? It doesn't make any sense!?!? It's all lies!!!!
college humor is illuminati confirmed
Art is a lie, nothing's still real.
HAHAHA I GOT THAT I GOT THAT REFERENCE HAHAHA
welcome to the interwebnettubes
The answer is simple. She's a zombie. Probably the Voodoo kind since she can talk.
I mean if you're gonna do drugs anyway might aswell make the rest of your life healthier
😂
I guess that's fair 😂
This is true. Also have the government regulate them so that people know exactly what they're getting.
Totally agree 👍
TomesTheAmazing yes but then do not brag about being healthy.
Everyone’s saying *”ShE dIDnt EAt tHE bluEBeRRys”* SHE DIDNT EAT THE DAMN SALAD
Edit: *eyyyyyyyyyy 69 likes 😏😏*
Not no more
259 now
@@rohankhubchandani3694 which one of us
694
i mean we get why she wouldn't eat kale.
but who doesn't like blueberries?
0:47 "Blueberries are a super food"
*proceeds to not eat the blueberries*
"I THINK SHE'S DEAD! OH MY GOD!"
"Ugh, what a hypocrite."
I loved that punchline.
Then she respawned to tell us about Dropout.
I love the delivery
Anyone noticed she didn't even eat her oh so healthy blueberries
EVERYONE
All my life I've searched for someone else with the name "Aisling"---
Huh, if only that was the joke.
Yep
Aisling Van Rensburg are you from east London South Africa
Like the dudes on isntagram giving advices about diet and exercise while the use Steroids.
Yeah, honestly. If ur healthy great but dont lecture about people like me smoking weed when your shooting steroids in your bedroom with a dirty needle.
Sinkor22 lol is that a joke?
Steroïde aren't magic you still.need to eat well and excercise
I mean the steroids don't really do anything if you don't diet and exercise
Well, steroids are a shortcut. You still need hard work
Its funny how katie can make herself look like a complete drug addict so easily
‘Blueberries are a super fruit’
**doesnt eat the blueberries**
😂😂
Homeopathic blueberries
@Rhys Higgon did you actually think he was being serious?
Has anyone else noticed that the title of these videos make it look like the staff at collegehumor always have really shitty friends? You think they'd learn eventually.
+Eli Reid It was the friends fault though! XD
RiesenWuschel but they keep making shitty friends, you think they'd learn
It's a joke. In real life they all don't have any problems. They're cool with each other.
Gavin Honsinger some people did not get the new humour update.
2:36 anyone else notice she's a little bald on the back of Katie's head???
This was me during my alcoholism. I've always eaten clean af, and everyone at work would always think I was trying to lose weight. Nobody would believe me when I told them that's how I've always eaten. I was fat because I was drinking 750ml every night. Not because I was eating like shit 😂
Psychedelics saved me from years of uncontrollable depression, anxiety, smoking, and illicit pills addiction. Imagine carving heavy chains for over a decade and then all of a sudden that burden is gone. Believe it or not, in a couple of years they'll be all over for treatment of mental health related issues.
Congrats on your recovery. Most people don't realize that psilocybin can be used as a miracle medication to save lives.
To be honest, mushrooms are one of the most amazing things on the planet and it is natural, they serve in many ways not only for mental related issues.
Can you help me with a reliable source I would really appreciate it. Many people talk about mushrooms and psychedelics but nobody talks about where to get them. It is very hard to get a reliable source here in Switzerland. Really need!
Yes, Sporeville. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD, and addiction... Mushrooms definitely made a huge difference to why I'm clean today.
I wish they were readily available in my place.
Microdosing was my next plan of care for my husband. He's 59 & has many mental health issues plus probably CTE & a TBI that left him in a coma 8 days. It's too late now I had to get a TPO as he's 6'6 300+ pound homicidal maniac. He's constantly talking about killing someone.
He's violent. Anyone reading this Familiar w/ BPD knows if it is common for an obsession with violence.
I used to do drugs. Still do.
Chade Fallstar if you actually do drugs why would you say it online
because it's not illegal to say you do drugs? Its rarely even enforced when people post themselves doing drugs.
But I used to too
mitch hedburg. nice nice
Caffeine is a drug too yknow?
I love how in the middle of this video her clothes just change
Blogin Fletcher LOL just realized
Blogin Fletcher the background does too.
Omg I didn't even notice.
Bebx and the lighting changes gradually
I thought that was to show she was hallucinating and nobody was actually there?
Ah yes this almost perfectly describes a fair amount of "healthy sorority whoooo!" girls I knew in passing while my time in college. Eat like a rabbit during meals, and drink like a fish and do lines like its going out of style the other times.
I don’t know why but Katie’s “yumm” at 1:03 has always stuck with me and I say it almost every time I eat something unhealthy.
1:42 anyone disappointed that she said "mental health" instead of "self-caring"? XD
No
I am, haha. I thought back to that one video where she was lounging in a chair talking about "self-love" and such.
mixing xanax and alcohol? A *great* idea!
I THINK SHES DEAD
John Doe best idea EVER
*****
basically, when you do drugs, try not to mix them.
+Starvin Artist Alcohol and Benzos is as bad if not worse, but yeah, 30mg of alpraz, 2 martinis and a decent dose of heroin would kill anyone
Why do benzodiazapines and opiates together kill you?
Katie's skits are funny af, but also kinda depressing...
It's always has a dark ending with Katty lol
I know a couple of people like this. I hope they don't die
sorry to break it to you :c
Harmony Salem health nuts, am i right
scockery You are too right. Everyone does die. I guess I should instead wish them a long and happy life
Harmony Salem I hope they do
Mingli Feng Same
Grant looked so innocent at 1:05
i like how she didnt eat the blueberries
I love that Katie’s characters always have some morbid undertone to them, grade A comedy for me
Looks like she will be missing out on the yoga class she is teaching tomorrow at 6
She didn't even eat the fucking blueberries
Why does the title imply that knowing someone like this is normal
probably because it is normal; now with all this fad about being a "healthy nut", detox and "all-organic, all natural, no gluten no fat no water no anything" foods, it's like they focus on that, instead of, you know, leaving the drugs. My aunt is one of those people, jogs up a small mountain every weekend, does cycling three days a week, eats all natural, all fruits and veggies and almost no meat- and yet, chain-smokes like she is in death row. At this point, lung or throat cancer will get to her before she reaches her 60s.
Everyone knows that one friend that does exactly this
Well this is exaggerated but people who think they’re healthy then smoke a cig the next minute
Because many of us know at least one person like this. I can name several I know that act like this. Not quite to this extreme but they still smoke and drink or do molly while going hiking every day
Bruh I lost it when she started the whip its 😂
I had a friend like that he got so bad I said fuck it he'd criticize me about my weight and say eating healthy and exercising was great and felt great while smoking/snorting/inhaling/etc. some drug
TheIronGeneral5011 Eating healthy and exercising does feel great, the fact that your friend does drugs doesn't change that fact.
PunkZombie1300 Sure, but you can't preach about the benefits of being healthy while taking hard drugs, that's pure hypocrisy.
where does it say you can't say things while being a hypocrite? at best, it just makes you look really bad. haha
You can't tell someone to do while you do the opposite, though. Why should they listen to you if you won't take your own advice?
I saw an example in another comment of a fat doctor telling people about their diets, well do you want to be fat like the doctor? they may be a hypocrite but they aren't wrong, just because you are a hypocrite doesn't mean you can't say something. but that doesn't mean you have to listen, I'm just going along with your point of not being able to say something just because you are a hypocrite.
All these people getting butthurt about the health lifestyle and I'm too distracted by how good Zac's hair looks in this vid
Hahnsol No. No one is being butthurt about the health lifestyle. You're the only one who said that.
Aryan Marathe pretty sure she means the people in the vid, bud
When she started doing that whip it I died 🤣
That was me, I dealt with the duality of Taking care of my physically and dieting. Yet I also adored Heroin...I would tell my parents it is NOT supposed to make sense. Luckily I wasn't a Poly Drug user. But Heroin was bad enough -.-
Why is it always Catie that plays the fucked up character??
It's a running joke.
It fits her acting style probably.
junkie Catie is hawt
the person who directs the sketch is generally the main character; Catie has the most fucked up ideas.
She did a whole sketch about how she hates herself soooo
medikal weeed
medikal weeed
medikal weeed
kedimal edewww
_"medikal weeed" ~ Homur Simpsin, 12.10.2016_
is weed time doktor
"What a hypocrite" lmao
I have such a huge crush on Siobhan
I low-key think Katie is on drugs
She is
Hahha
No dip sherlock
High-key think Katie is on drugs.
you got jokes
Does Katie willingly put herself into these types of roles, or are you guys just picking on her?
All I want is for Katie to be happy :(
«Ram•Cichlid» I think she wrote this sketch herself
The director is in the description
+ಠ_ಠ check the video description
I.... I kinda meant for the comment to be a joke guys...
But, I would really love to see a video where everyone else is miserable and Katie becomes queen of the office... or something.
I'm just a big fan of Katie, ok?
Oh, they didn't just film a normal day at their office?
The motivational background music while Katie speaks sounds so much more fun lol
katie: "blueberries are super foods..."
also katie: * doesn't eat the blueberries *
yeah mixing Xanax with heroin is not a good idea. neither is cocaine and heroin. or alcohol and heroin. or cocaine and chloroform. she died from four different drug combinations, not to mention an overdose on cocaine, because that is easily enough cocaine to overdose on.
thanx captain Obvious, i will get you a boat. wait for it
she didn't mix them, she took one after another
Michael you fucking legend
Keith Richards probably did all that and he's still standing.
Keith Richards secretly died in 1972. They stuffed him, and have been running him by remote control since then.
I lost my shit with Grant yelling about the whip cream tank
Katie is some kind of immortal.
The BEST anti-drug message my children ever witnessed was when they would go with my to visit my brother. He was a chronic alcoholic, and he was developing an addiction to oxycontin. It was agonizing for me to watch Michael slowly die, but for my children it was educational and (in retrospect) maybe a tiny bit traumatizing. Everytime we left his apartment I would tell my children, "THAT is what drugs and alcohol will do to you." And, they made it through high school without drinking or smoking.
Depending on just how young they were, I would say seeing their uncle slowly deteriorate at his own hands would be a lot more than just “slightly traumatizing”
@@bellav9221 I explained his issues honestly with my children. I didn't want to give them any BS like "Your uncle is sick today." They knew what was going on, and they learned early about the dangers of alcohol abuse. There was one kinda funny incident. My youngest son overheard me telling someone that Mike had been "hitting the bottle pretty hard during Christmas." He thought that Mike had literally been punching a bottle. He was concerned that Mike might hurt himself if the bottle broke so he asked him about. He was pissed that I was talking about him so I said, "Well then get some help so I have nothing to talk about." I could tell them about the dangers of drinking, but they saw firsthand what happens when you get addicted.
I love how she didn't eat the blueberries in her cocktail.
She is one of my absolute favorites xD
well, she's dead now
@@favoritemustard3542 lol
So relatable
Yep. Ironically my “healthiest” friend is also the one who does every drug on earth.
Do ur best to get them off
@@camostrike4395 you cant really badger people into sobriety sadly. Not everyone is willing to accept help
I can totally relate to how hilarious this is because this is how all my friends and lovers passed away.
Yeah this made me kinda sad. I had some friends like this and several died young. It’s sad imo on some level people are more angry about them being annoying than being lost and dying young.
@@Kaloapoele Yeah, I know what you mean; it is sad, but at least I can laugh at myself while killing myself. Those people who find us annoying are probably why we use drugs and alcohol in the 1st place. And they aren`t much help, nor do they seem to care even after we`re gone. It`s a cold world... Peace & love!
@@drivinsouth651 Peace and love
This can pass as a horror sketch happy halloween!
Has anyone else been binge watching college humor cause you rediscovered then.
I never left.
Frapter nobody cares. reported spam
We were waiting for you to come back for so long... Frapter... we've missed you.
I've missed you :'(.
Has then rediscovered you cause humor college watching binge been else, anyone?
This was really chilling to watch. A marvelous performance by Katie, and solid all around. I like that the cast took this sketch seriously. They seemed genuinely uncomfortable looking at Katie's character, and even Grant's sarcasm was a subdued sort of disappointment, rather than the over the topness he usually brings.
Someone in that cast had someone like this close to them, I'd wager. Probably won't see this comment, but just in case: I'm sorry. It's hard knowing someone needs help, and not knowing how to help them, and something like this is heartbreaking.
I hope people see this as more than just another College Humor sketch.
This is still one of their best sketches in a long time
I've met way too many people like this to count. Like my old roommate who talked about how doing yoga and being vegan are the greatest thing you can do for your body and your community, but he was also an alcoholic who smoked a pack a day.
I know a few people who think they're better than everyone because they go to the gym all the time and eat healthy, but then they smoke and drink. That's after criticising others for their fast food addictions, btw
Notice the Illuminati symbol flash on the TV at the same time she inhale the towel at minute 2:20, that's scarry
Wow, wtf?
I hear that they just write Katie’s real life into the sketches
Her-these blueberries will keep me safe
Me-she didn't eat the blueberries
am i the only one who thinks this should be a new anti drug campaine?
maxwell2904 Yes, because this video is retarded.
So are anti-drug campaigns in general.
PunkZombie1300 yeah, but at least it would be kind of funny. most anti drug videos they play at school are not convincing. at least this can get some point in a kind of interesting way. though im not anti drug. do it if you want.
pro drug campaine. Use drugs and be health.
maxwell2904 yes
Katie’s the crazy one, and I will always love that.
I actually dated someone with this same mentality.
her voice before her downward spiral is so soothing
Illuminati on the TV at 2:20
Officially when did CH start doing this?
i knew long back they were infiltrated
More like Illuminati on the TV ALL THE TIME EVERY DAY, THEY'RE CONTROLLING US ALL THROUGH THE MEDIA
I don't want to be that lame guy that freaks out when *insert popular creator here* responds, but ermahgerd!
CollegeHumor *tips tinfoil hat*
I love how you put STILL in the title
I luv Katie Marovitch she is freaking hilarious
i snort protein shake powder so I'm good
Mama Cow add some protein
Crazybones1987 rages
Then you wanna add some protein to that protein, drop in a couple protein bars, grab a banana, dip it in protein, put it in the blender and then, and only then, can you add some protein, and blend.
Now while you guys weren’t looking, I actually went back and added some protein.
Necrosis Anlecedius addsomeproteinaddsomeproteinaddsomeprotein
*NEEDS MORE PROTEIN*
Mama Cow lawd lol this had better be a joke
hey i didnt know this was jacksfilms
I have a healthy friend but does steroids :(
Is it the guy from your avatar?
OOOHHH FUCK
lool youre fucked roidboy
well ram sorry to say this but your friend was in the olympics, and is a russian
I take steroids too
Notice how she doesn’t smoke weed
Katie just nails it all the time.. I wonder how she can stay serious with that.
FPAge21 yeah she’s great at her job
On don’t laugh news there was one episode she didn’t laugh at all
Katie is cute. I definitely send her everything she requested
story of my life. I have ulcerative colitis and I lost my colon in 2013 after I bled internally for 5 years. it was so frustrating having family and friends tell me what I would've done about a freaking autoimmune disease as they threw them back or smoked or whatever.
and no lie, this happened - I was in the hospital for a blood transfusion. I have a port in my chest because my veins are shot from so much medical intervention. my roommate was repeat detoxing junkie and asked me how to get a port because it "looked so much easier" and people wouldn't find out she was shooting up! oye vey!
woah thats rough
Man your roommate is an idiot
Ashley Klug u
Jack Laaufe sometimes people with ulcerative colitis or crohns need to have their colon surgically removed to save their life.
Better than freaking dying.
Imagine leaving your friend after she does multiple drugs in less than 5 minutes
“blueberries that I handpicked at my community garden”
the best part of this is the friggin whole foods music whenever health nut talks XD
There's someone who went to the same school and was in the same year as me when I was a teenager (who I was never friends with) that I would describe as a vegan-nazi; perpetually preaching to everyone on Facebook, constantly talking about being a "clean and pure human being", claiming to be the authority on morality, peace, and love, saying that people who get "caught up in petty squabbles and drama" are silly children, and calling anyone who eats anything other than plants and tofu "monsters"...but then she also repeatedly boasts about how much MDMA she takes at the weekend, goes out clubbing 5 times a week (despite having a kid that was born when she was 15 - whilst at I was at school with her), sincerely calling for the genocide of people who don't have "strong genes" because they "are no use to humanity", and the second she hears someone has been criticising her, she literally threatens to beat the shit out of them and makes FB statuses telling the person that she is outside in the car waiting for them outside the person's house. Also, when someone pointed the hypocrisy out, she went on a Facebook rant claiming that taking MDMA is "totally fine" and - like the video - claimed that it "unlocked portions" of her mind that "the government and media keep closed off through propaganda". She also informed the person that she was going to park outside their house and wait for them to leave so she could beat them up with her older brothers. What a gem.
holy fuck
bet she. wears Leather shoes
MeanMisterWalrus if you ask me I'd say that she's just a dumbass!
The recommendation is 4 times a year actually
I need to see this.
I love how the background changes everytime the intensity increases
I actually have a friend like this, I’ve been convinced he’s a cyborg for quite some time