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  • @dropout
    @dropout  5 лет назад +3718

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  • @Ben-om8ck
    @Ben-om8ck 5 лет назад +15104

    "Its all bull****!"
    "I'm a Ravenclaw!"
    I've been laughing for the past five minutes lol

    • @bellacontess5388
      @bellacontess5388 5 лет назад +84

      I'm one too, by the way.

    • @like10smurfs.
      @like10smurfs. 5 лет назад +47

      That shit was funny

    • @andersmith1484
      @andersmith1484 5 лет назад +39

      I didn’t even read Harry Potter my friends did and made me take the quiz I’m a hufflepuff jk actually raven but a badgers cuter so I say hufflepuff

    • @awsomeanime7884
      @awsomeanime7884 5 лет назад +3

      You have 666 likes

    • @like10smurfs.
      @like10smurfs. 5 лет назад +2

      Not anymore I took back my like lol

  • @gatorcopter
    @gatorcopter 4 года назад +8041

    I just realized the words they used to describe set alphas and omegas are synonyms

    • @gokmensrt
      @gokmensrt 4 года назад +430

      That was the joke lmao

    • @ArmyFrog
      @ArmyFrog 4 года назад +288

      They said passionate twice. By the time I get the fiftieth passionate, I’d have won a Nobel prize.

    • @theaviator1152
      @theaviator1152 4 года назад +149

      @@ArmyFrog They said 'compassionate' and 'passionate', but not 'passionate' twice.

    • @seamusquain2706
      @seamusquain2706 4 года назад +8

      How To Make Lenny Face. I Need To Add It Too This Comment.

    • @dakotajohnston742
      @dakotajohnston742 4 года назад +5

      Damn dude thats smart

  • @apollocoston1855
    @apollocoston1855 4 года назад +5371

    you have to look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself.
    - Zuko imitating uncle Iroh

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 3 года назад +313

      To be fair it was a really good impression.

    • @vergilmontiero2558
      @vergilmontiero2558 3 года назад +178

      Only difference is, iroh actually speaks a bit of wisdom. But zuko is matching some of these pretty well

    • @sharkcerer
      @sharkcerer 3 года назад +37

      Persona 4 in a shellnut

    • @parkerbair7303
      @parkerbair7303 3 года назад +26

      I think I just had a stroke

    • @Alan_is_here
      @Alan_is_here 3 года назад +8

      wtf is happening

  • @4thalt
    @4thalt 4 года назад +7273

    "Most of us spend our entire lives partially hydrogenated corn oils, but when we take the time to riboflavin, we often find that we've been yellow number 3 the whole time"
    -Brennan Lee Mulligan, 2019

  • @mediocreandworse59
    @mediocreandworse59 5 лет назад +26724

    If you want to sound smart, you must first learn how to smart sound.

    • @devkantprasad3455
      @devkantprasad3455 5 лет назад +799

      wooooooooow

    • @michael91009
      @michael91009 5 лет назад +411

      Wow you Smart Sound so Good even if cant hear your sound

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 5 лет назад +184

      First, you need to make smart sounds.

    • @jacobdanz2492
      @jacobdanz2492 5 лет назад +165

      OMG this changed my lief! So wise!

    • @ZenHuxtable
      @ZenHuxtable 5 лет назад +88

      this is the advice ive been looking for my whole life

  • @somanken
    @somanken 5 лет назад +11775

    God Raph's dead pan delivery is criminal there, his facial expression just kill me.

    • @rohinigottipati
      @rohinigottipati 5 лет назад +60

      What did he say?

    • @andreagz8871
      @andreagz8871 5 лет назад +10

      I KNOW😂

    • @katieell4084
      @katieell4084 5 лет назад +65

      "God Raph"? I thought Raph was his first name. Or are you saying he's a supernatural being?

    • @andstriker
      @andstriker 5 лет назад +30

      @@katieell4084 Yes.

    • @bacon6734
      @bacon6734 4 года назад +1

      SAMEEEE

  • @leahyfamily393
    @leahyfamily393 5 лет назад +6648

    I love the way Brennan says "I'm a Ravenclaw!"
    His face barely moves!

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +20

      Leahy Family He’s amazing

    • @SincerelyMaria
      @SincerelyMaria 4 года назад +2

      LOL same!

    • @gwelcome2
      @gwelcome2 4 года назад +75

      It honestly wouldn't surprise me if that wasn't even in the script, and that was just Brennan wanting to voice that during the sketch lmao

    • @luxdeitine4882
      @luxdeitine4882 4 года назад +11

      It's just a rhetorical device used to enrapture his audience

    • @sanoban
      @sanoban 4 года назад +4

      This is my favorite line from the sketch

  • @uhoh2825
    @uhoh2825 3 года назад +622

    there SHOULD actually be a shorthand for the rhetorical method raph is using but for now I'll call it "acting so detached from the issue that people believe you are more level-headed and therefore more objective".

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 5 лет назад +4612

    Chompsky's product placement. Y'all think you're so sneaaaaaky.

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 5 лет назад +65

      Drive to the crunch...

    • @GaryTurbo
      @GaryTurbo 5 лет назад +24

      Chompskys a real brand?

    • @jasonkelly1692
      @jasonkelly1692 5 лет назад +56

      @@GaryTurbo r/woosh

    • @erililil
      @erililil 5 лет назад +37

      Someone should make a Chompsky’s compilation.

    • @dropout
      @dropout  5 лет назад +449

      they're good chips hakim

  • @barbarianaggressor879
    @barbarianaggressor879 5 лет назад +8067

    Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

  • @lillix9424
    @lillix9424 5 лет назад +5216

    I wonder how raph remembered all his lines in this sketch ??? 😂

    • @BobJones-zl3yo
      @BobJones-zl3yo 5 лет назад +31

      Ikr

    • @minithegameguy4674
      @minithegameguy4674 4 года назад +247

      He was reading them on the computer

    • @AgariShu
      @AgariShu 4 года назад +55

      He didn’t have to cause it’s likely true

    • @conmanalbuquerque3116
      @conmanalbuquerque3116 4 года назад +49

      if he needs to remember his lines, he needs to remember that when he deoxyribonucleic acid iphone 11 my wifi password is big toilet popcorn.

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 4 года назад +29

      John Meme *wipes tear from eye* this man here? The most intelligent one I’ve ever met

  • @djxogo9058
    @djxogo9058 3 года назад +1824

    According to the dog-cat theory, my dog would be a cat

    • @megagame
      @megagame 3 года назад +50

      grats you got a free upgrade :)

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 3 года назад +6

      Yeah, I had a dog like that once.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 3 года назад +12

      @@megagame Downgrade*

    • @cezory
      @cezory 3 года назад +2

      My cat and dog would both be cats

    • @hipocriticalgamer
      @hipocriticalgamer 3 года назад +2

      Cat-dog

  • @mothersbasement
    @mothersbasement 5 лет назад +9520

    I am dreading the day brennan leaves to do his own TV show. It's gonna happen.

    • @aimaeart
      @aimaeart 5 лет назад +117

      Omg it's you

    • @TheKingsPride
      @TheKingsPride 5 лет назад +249

      Mother's Basement seriously, I was obsessed with CH a few years back, but then everyone I loved left for other projects and I just can’t identify with the new crowd as much. And then there’s Brennan. What a god amirite?

    • @NihongoWakannai
      @NihongoWakannai 5 лет назад +9

      Oh hi geoff, here for some advice on making videos? ;)

    • @hisokacranel7268
      @hisokacranel7268 5 лет назад +11

      DAD????

    • @Papercut625
      @Papercut625 5 лет назад +61

      Wow, it's the Anime Pope. Just out here slummin' it with us ordinary people.

  • @MultiBradx
    @MultiBradx 5 лет назад +1996

    Lost my shit at "I'm a Ravenclaw."

    • @ananthwhoelse
      @ananthwhoelse 5 лет назад +25

      2:30

    • @MizLee963
      @MizLee963 5 лет назад +25

      But Brennan is really a Gryffindor. - Brennan's Mom

    • @irrelevantFJS
      @irrelevantFJS 5 лет назад +29

      I am ALSO a Ravenclaw, so I doubly lost my shit.

    • @justinamick5074
      @justinamick5074 5 лет назад +9

      Actually choked on my food from how funny that was, holy shit. That delivery.

    • @MariaVosa
      @MariaVosa 5 лет назад +6

      It's a misdirect - he's clearly Slytherin

  • @shamsanodakkal1809
    @shamsanodakkal1809 5 лет назад +2145

    *Sometimes, I use big words I don't fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis*

    • @BrusierWeight
      @BrusierWeight 5 лет назад +159

      “I love your painting, but I don’t think it has enough *cytoplasm* .”

    • @theugliest5291
      @theugliest5291 5 лет назад +67

      Ikr sometimes people need to photosynthesize their thoughts

    • @eperke2933
      @eperke2933 5 лет назад +71

      It is actually very smart what you are doing. You are using a complicated world that is widely known, so most people will feel smart that they understand the joke, when, in fact, nearly everyone understands it! I AM impressed, Sir, well.played.

    • @shamsanodakkal1809
      @shamsanodakkal1809 5 лет назад +51

      @unstoppable forces
      Umm....... Really?!!
      😲🤯

    • @cabaascali9947
      @cabaascali9947 5 лет назад +26

      @unstoppable forces r/whoosh because he said he uses big words he doesn't understand am I conjugating enough info?

  • @shccer2
    @shccer2 3 года назад +665

    2 years later and brennan's "I'm a ravenclaw" still cracks me up

    • @dattromboneguy
      @dattromboneguy 9 месяцев назад +12

      "I'm A rAvEnClAw" out of nowhere 😂

    • @kittyloaf8730
      @kittyloaf8730 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yes. This is the comment I came here looking for.

    • @Mistwolfss
      @Mistwolfss 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@dattromboneguywho's in the CIA?!?

  • @DecafInvidia
    @DecafInvidia 5 лет назад +1482

    Speak slowly, gesture wildly, and use synonyms according to a theme that appeals to a wide demographic that is easily relatable.
    Huh. No wonder Lawyers sound so smart.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 5 лет назад +27

      Obviously you've never seen Rudy Giuliani in an interview, lol.

    • @sarahpepper6206
      @sarahpepper6206 5 лет назад +12

      Doing that got me through my degree

    • @pedrovilar6123
      @pedrovilar6123 5 лет назад +7

      Or you can also use the a word in the satement someone made to change the subject while actually sounding like your saying something the relates to the argument

    • @samuelr.6046
      @samuelr.6046 5 лет назад +5

      Sounds like Donny boy (Donald Trump). He talks exactly like that.

    • @baffledbumblebee
      @baffledbumblebee 5 лет назад +1

      @@RabblesTheBinx LMAO

  • @Bertfolio
    @Bertfolio 5 лет назад +728

    Raph with the best punchline of 2019

    • @vilte1008
      @vilte1008 5 лет назад +17

      WHAT DID HE SAY THO??? I COULDNT HEAR

    • @danieljuntana
      @danieljuntana 5 лет назад +4

      Me neither!! I can't live like this man

    • @virtual.1
      @virtual.1 5 лет назад +7

      @@vilte1008 he didn't say anything meaningful .. that's the point, just random words/letters

    • @kevinlee7423
      @kevinlee7423 5 лет назад +37

      He said "You'realldumbasshell." 😂😂

    • @cyrus8913
      @cyrus8913 5 лет назад +1

      so far...

  • @tarrute
    @tarrute 5 лет назад +2610

    “But, if you REALLY take the time, we can all realize... we were really Yellow #3.”
    So true ❤️❤️❤️

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 5 лет назад +34

      Huffelpuff would like their slogan back.

    • @ziggygunz2447
      @ziggygunz2447 4 года назад +5

      I'm going to bring this up with my augur next time I see them

    • @noyansharifi7895
      @noyansharifi7895 4 года назад

      No one like

    • @WrensthavAviovus
      @WrensthavAviovus 4 года назад +1

      Artificially added color to make ourselves more appealing... The fashion industry wants to know my location for some reason.

    • @jemimalavery949
      @jemimalavery949 4 года назад +3

      💖riboflavin 💖

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum 2 года назад +350

    Everyone's losing it over Brennan's "I'm a Ravenclaw!" for good reason, but my key takeaway from this sketch is Brennan coming in to criticize the speaker and Katie immediately coming in hot with "I'LL KILL YOU". It was so drastic it really caught me off guard.

    • @Afterword.
      @Afterword. 5 месяцев назад +7

      It's the cocaine.

  • @sanjaynikam6983
    @sanjaynikam6983 5 лет назад +692

    "I am a ravenclaw!" 😆

    • @Phil9874
      @Phil9874 5 лет назад +7

      Same

    • @kuehnjakob
      @kuehnjakob 5 лет назад +7

      At least not Hufflepuff

    • @TWOFACETORCH
      @TWOFACETORCH 5 лет назад +5

      Funny thing is, I know it's complete bs... But it still feels good lol

    • @billytran3692
      @billytran3692 5 лет назад +3

      @@kuehnjakob breh black and gold fo life. Loyalty and patience to deal with all the other smarmy houses

    • @Apricot.Cinema
      @Apricot.Cinema 5 лет назад

      But raven claw is the smart house?

  • @dannybenhur6123
    @dannybenhur6123 5 лет назад +334

    Brennan always sounds smart...he has that CEO look...

    • @krieginphernjacobson
      @krieginphernjacobson 5 лет назад +24

      You could be smart like Brennan too, just stop thinking of CEO looks, and just look CEO.

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 5 лет назад +11

      I'd let him run my company, if you know what I'm saying.
      (I don't even know what I'm saying.)

    • @dannybenhur6123
      @dannybenhur6123 5 лет назад +2

      @@krieginphernjacobson okay man XD

    • @lololman
      @lololman 5 лет назад +3

      I actually dig his High-elven look/sound as much as the CEO.

    • @dannybenhur6123
      @dannybenhur6123 5 лет назад +1

      @@krieginphernjacobson That's a good advise by the way, thanks for that...

  • @TheMacroShow
    @TheMacroShow 5 лет назад +5675

    I see Brennan, so I click.
    Seriously tho, I unsubscribed a while ago, but Collegehumor has been doing so well I re-subbed. The Brennasance is real.

  • @CitrineYT
    @CitrineYT 4 года назад +221

    I love Raph's explanation for how gullible the others are.

  • @Kira1Lawliet
    @Kira1Lawliet 5 лет назад +639

    This skit gives me crazy Adam Ruins Everything vibes.

    • @adj789
      @adj789 5 лет назад +10

      ACKSHULAY

    • @sunnysweet4183
      @sunnysweet4183 5 лет назад +10

      Adam Ruins Jordan Peterson

    • @e4Bc4Qf3Qf7
      @e4Bc4Qf3Qf7 5 лет назад +6

      Except this skit is good

    • @chicopluma
      @chicopluma 5 лет назад +2

      Adam DESTROYS facts and logic

    • @FallenGodOfSins
      @FallenGodOfSins 5 лет назад +1

      It...not...Adam...ruins...everything...vibes...BUT...it's...the...vibes...that....Adam...Ruins...

  • @markoalex8819
    @markoalex8819 5 лет назад +676

    In order to sound smart, you have to smart sound

    • @jthememeking
      @jthememeking 5 лет назад +54

      Mind blown, that was amazing. I'm tweeting that. You're so wise

    • @p_eabean
      @p_eabean 5 лет назад +13

      Dammmnnn you're right!!!

    • @jakejakeboom
      @jakejakeboom 5 лет назад +17

      Does that mean shoving a dictionary up my urethra?

    • @jrp7808
      @jrp7808 5 лет назад

      Dude, you win

    • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
      @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 лет назад +5

      The real trick is just to throw in some empty words (preferably ones inspired by Latin it Greek) into your sentence.

  • @angelineh.4519
    @angelineh.4519 5 лет назад +352

    is this what an adam ruins everything sketch looks like

    • @axellrosinia9392
      @axellrosinia9392 5 лет назад +2

      yeah. basically.

    • @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646
      @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646 5 лет назад +1

      Yea....this is where theshow came from......

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 5 лет назад +2

      Haha yea, though sometimes he is actually does give legitimate corrections. If you are actually saying something that is true, then I think these little tricks are quite useful, honestly. The only issue is that not everyone is so good at discerning *when* they are actually right, or understanding what counts as an objective fact 😂

    • @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646
      @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646 5 лет назад +1

      @@orchdork775 epistemology is that category your talking about. Im trying to learn how to be more socially acceptable when using it. I aways come off as an asshole. I just found out about street epistemology and im taking notes on that.

  • @revengeofthenerds7067
    @revengeofthenerds7067 4 года назад +399

    The only part that made me laugh was his immediate “I’m a ravenclaw” with such a dead-eyed seriousness after she said that getting your identity from being in a group was bullshit

  • @TheRealmDrifter
    @TheRealmDrifter 5 лет назад +156

    2:31 *_"I'M A RAVENCLAW!"_*

    • @Jesse-tf9qk
      @Jesse-tf9qk 5 лет назад +9

      This is by far the funniest moment in all of CH content. Brennan’s perfect intonation? The timing? So incredibly relatable? This is art.

    • @ElementalWarlock
      @ElementalWarlock 5 лет назад +10

      I need an hour long video of Brennan saying "I'm a Ravenclaw" on repeat so I don't have to click the time stamp 50 times in a row while laughing hysterically

  • @MrE_
    @MrE_ 5 лет назад +493

    Brennan on the thumbnail. Gotta click

    • @Jackada
      @Jackada 5 лет назад +1

      Brennan+beard=awesome

    • @lookalooey
      @lookalooey 5 лет назад +4

      I see, another man of refined taste.
      Carry on

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 5 лет назад

      Brennans speech actually made sense to me.

  • @Dent42
    @Dent42 4 года назад +510

    0:38 “He’s just using Hypnotic Pattern”
    Looks like Brennan snuck some D&D into the sketch!

    • @reverie5760
      @reverie5760 4 года назад +2

      xDDDDD

    • @madelinebitts2766
      @madelinebitts2766 4 года назад +7

      *Patter

    • @WrensthavAviovus
      @WrensthavAviovus 4 года назад +23

      I think this tactic is also mentioned and used in the film "The Kings Speech" in a slightly different way. The speech coach replied about the stuttering and the "uh"s and "um"s you notice in beginning public speeches can actually work better when filled with silence. It gives you an air of majesty and allows your words to sink in and carry more weight.

  • @the_mike3827
    @the_mike3827 3 года назад +103

    I like how College Humor makes there own food brands its like they've made their own cinematic universe and they're illusions projected onto our screens and into our minds never to be forgotten never to leave us alone for they shall haunt us forever taking our souls and our will to live..

    • @lunacy5772
      @lunacy5772 3 года назад +3

      you mean to tell me Chompsky's isn't real???

    • @user-en7dx1qp3k
      @user-en7dx1qp3k 2 года назад +5

      It's like the running gag of every time a computer screen being shown in the frame, it's just someone looking at images of pyramids

    • @thephoenixsystem6765
      @thephoenixsystem6765 Год назад +1

      Calm down brennan

    • @jrgenm.dsollie4849
      @jrgenm.dsollie4849 9 месяцев назад +1

      "Illusions projected on a screen" is the best way I have heard a "video" described.

  • @ImTheMan725
    @ImTheMan725 5 лет назад +1181

    but i like the saying " It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog"

    • @syl_cherub
      @syl_cherub 5 лет назад +8

      Lmao

    • @avikrishna5029
      @avikrishna5029 5 лет назад +124

      but that does make sense. think about it.

    • @avikrishna5029
      @avikrishna5029 5 лет назад +83

      but that does make sense. think about it.

    • @avikrishna5029
      @avikrishna5029 5 лет назад +81

      but that does make sense. think about it.

    • @avikrishna5029
      @avikrishna5029 5 лет назад +81

      but that does make sense. think about it.

  • @bash411
    @bash411 5 лет назад +861

    Is that a Chompskys bag? Nobody enjoys the crispy crunchy fantastic flavor of Chompskys. Unless... this is a branded video!

    • @jeromymullin8434
      @jeromymullin8434 5 лет назад +3

      I thought the same thing. I was like "did I see what I thought i saw "

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life 5 лет назад

      Drive to the crunch…

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 5 лет назад

      Branded with dollar-sign-shaped scars...
      No?

    • @AC-uq5pd
      @AC-uq5pd 5 лет назад +1

      coded message....chomsky is a dude who explains media manipulation....he wrote "manufacturing consent"

    • @jaromtoy7128
      @jaromtoy7128 5 лет назад

      As a wise man once said, a chompskys bag can only be revealed when you truly decide to bag chompskys.

  • @charliet2488
    @charliet2488 5 лет назад +779

    Sometimes I use long words to make me sound more photosynthesis

    • @scrubby2
      @scrubby2 5 лет назад +74

      Instead of using long words to make you more photosynthesis, try photosynthesize you words to make you sound long.

    • @thewiseofearth
      @thewiseofearth 5 лет назад +21

      To sound more photosynthesis you must photosynthesize your sounds

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 5 лет назад +7

      I think we all should do more honorificabilitudinitatibus in our lives.

    • @nappythegreat667
      @nappythegreat667 5 лет назад +8

      CharlieT248 I always photosynthesis before sleeping, it really gives you a refreshing mind after you wake up. I also suggest evaluating after waking up then in the middle of the day you get precipitation.

    • @couldbeme5561
      @couldbeme5561 5 лет назад +16

      Jatin Mulagund Did... Did you just woosh yourself?

  • @dragonmb7
    @dragonmb7 4 года назад +84

    This would be great for an Adam Ruins Everything episode.

  • @fon9828
    @fon9828 5 лет назад +365

    "I'm a Ravenclaw!"
    Wow, there bud. Let's not let our emotions take a hold of us. Save that spirit to the Quidditch games.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 года назад +3

      Take a lesson from the Hufflepuffs and Slytherins and get along.

  • @johnnywho1460
    @johnnywho1460 5 лет назад +228

    Raph is a whole mood

  • @myowncomputerstuff
    @myowncomputerstuff 5 лет назад +638

    I was hoping the Barnum Effect was going to get a shoutout at 2:17. Like when horoscopes make up a really vague description of you that sounds specific, when really everyone would think it's at least somewhat true about themselves no matter what their sign is.

    • @itisdevonly
      @itisdevonly 5 лет назад +12

      I was thinking that too!

    • @firdausgaara2006
      @firdausgaara2006 5 лет назад +18

      Yeah horoscopes is bunch of bullshit. Nvr believe this group personality sht. Im myself, no1 is the same. That is all I need to know. Although the sign names is kinda cool.

    • @ninjablade46
      @ninjablade46 5 лет назад +12

      @@firdausgaara2006I mean most of the major (Meyers briggs etc.) personality type quizzes are at least somewhat more accurate than horoscopes, but I don't really disagree with you either.

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 5 лет назад +3

      @@ninjablade46
      That test gives you a different result every time you take it.

    • @JITCompilation
      @JITCompilation 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @devindoesntlikeyou2546
    @devindoesntlikeyou2546 3 года назад +18

    1:14 they sound like Scooby Doo characters when they pull of the mask of the monster

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +2409

    When you watch Rick And Morty once

    • @Sed-the-great
      @Sed-the-great 5 лет назад +37

      When u find Justin y comment

    • @jacobdanz2492
      @jacobdanz2492 5 лет назад +8

      No god please no! No! Noooooooooooooooo!

    • @soyitiel
      @soyitiel 5 лет назад +18

      dude you're litterally everywhere
      how do u do that? Is there multiple people watching vdeos with the same account?

    • @TheQuyman
      @TheQuyman 5 лет назад +7

      How
      Are
      You
      Everywhere

    • @adetundepowell4321
      @adetundepowell4321 5 лет назад

      @@jacobdanz2492 that's a dead meme

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 5 лет назад +697

    The wise man speaks nary a word; the fool can be heard for miles.
    Raph bringin' it back 2019.

    • @sorellana2154
      @sorellana2154 5 лет назад +22

      Raph is speaking the most in the sketch by having the sketch speak the most to *himself*

    • @GN-Aaron
      @GN-Aaron 5 лет назад +5

      @@sorellana2154 I see what you did there

    • @sorellana2154
      @sorellana2154 5 лет назад +1

      @@GN-Aaron I hope you're having an excellent day, Kostadin!

    • @ninnikins4768
      @ninnikins4768 4 года назад

      @@sorellana2154 so whatever you are saying is that Raph is crazy and is speaking to the sketch. In his head he was speaking longer than anyone else but we just didn't hear it.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 4 года назад +3

      "The wise man speaks because he has something to say. The fool, because he has to say something."

  • @jeffj9099
    @jeffj9099 5 лет назад +135

    *I ' m a r a v e n c l a w*

  • @urchinowdelaresistance5109
    @urchinowdelaresistance5109 4 года назад +47

    Here's to listening to Ally talk philosophy. Always an awesome experience

  • @carlton3363
    @carlton3363 5 лет назад +252

    You're always wondering what to expect, maybe you should start expecting what to wonder

  • @darryljack6612
    @darryljack6612 5 лет назад +159

    Best lesson to ever come out of college humor
    2:52

  • @zelphurduzebra3439
    @zelphurduzebra3439 5 лет назад +478

    Brendan is seriously, the pinnacle of college humor.. this Year.
    I Feel like Adam should of been in here some where.

    • @Ngals27
      @Ngals27 5 лет назад +21

      Yeah, right?! Especially in that "alpha/omega" thing since he already did a ruin about it!

    • @mcgrawnelson4722
      @mcgrawnelson4722 5 лет назад +14

      Brennan is the best current college humor writer, but the best of the best was Zac

    • @DecafInvidia
      @DecafInvidia 5 лет назад +15

      Rest in peace Zach Oyama.

    • @of_the_Word
      @of_the_Word 5 лет назад +10

      Adam’s not funny though

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila 5 лет назад +7

      It’s “should have”

  • @c.k-da-kxnghere
    @c.k-da-kxnghere 3 года назад +21

    I love how raph is just calmly ignoring the stupid

  • @josephancion2190
    @josephancion2190 5 лет назад +2289

    "He slowed his speech to 75%."
    The opposite also works : speak at 125% speed. That makes you sound extremely intelligent.
    Cough cough Amirite Ben Shapiro

    • @scarletsky2614
      @scarletsky2614 5 лет назад +30

      Yah I am that tactics bitch. Within some reason.

    •  5 лет назад +38

      @b king how so? Also you dont speak fast to sound intelligent, he does it cause he has a lot on his mind that he has to get off. I do the same thing when I have a lot to say

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 5 лет назад +30

      Yes.absolutelyitworks.

    • @DagarMan0
      @DagarMan0 5 лет назад +108

      @ You are just adorable

    • @dynawesome
      @dynawesome 5 лет назад +211

      He does that so he can talk over others and smother their points of view. And so people don’t understand what he is saying, they just hear his vocabulary and assume he is smart.

  • @jeffc3659
    @jeffc3659 5 лет назад +289

    “I’m a ravenclaw” 😂 god I love Brenan

    • @beskonif
      @beskonif 5 лет назад +2

      Jeff C I love you man i was going through the comments to see if anyone got it 😂😂

    • @BluDrgn426
      @BluDrgn426 5 лет назад

      That moment called me out, F**K!!!!

  • @PhantomShark4
    @PhantomShark4 5 лет назад +578

    Brennan with a beard? Yass daddy.

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 3 года назад +26

    I like to think that Brennan's "I'm a Ravenclaw!" was him breaking character for a second to inform the public. Of course, l am one myself, to no surprise of anyone who knows me.

  • @sunshine6997
    @sunshine6997 5 лет назад +371

    Simply inspiring, What an incredibly _profound_ commentary on the on the way our flimsy society uses _blatant_ emptiness, meaninglessness, endless trivial, repetitive rhetoric, and _pedanticism_ to convey a simple, tired message that could, in all likelihood, be stated in _remarkably_ few words. I was not only transformed by this video, but the video was transformed by the empowerment it provided me. I'll be the first to say this changed my life. But maybe that's just the set alpha in me talking.

    • @cabaascali9947
      @cabaascali9947 5 лет назад +9

      This video might have changed you but will you change the *on the that you typed twice

    • @sunshine6997
      @sunshine6997 5 лет назад +10

      @@cabaascali9947 Shhhh if you think too hard this whole thing falls apart

    • @cabaascali9947
      @cabaascali9947 5 лет назад +9

      @@sunshine6997 yes I under stand now

    • @Nickboy-791
      @Nickboy-791 5 лет назад +5

      The irony here is not lost to me XD.

    • @thebuddercweeper
      @thebuddercweeper 5 лет назад +4

      heeeeey I see what you did there.

  • @ishouldhavetried
    @ishouldhavetried 5 лет назад +659

    Is this College Humor Ruins Adam Ruins Everything?

    • @Derpyfood
      @Derpyfood 5 лет назад +1

      Bro it blew my mind

    • @sunnysweet4183
      @sunnysweet4183 5 лет назад +16

      But Adam doesn’t talk like a greaseball salesman. He comes off as an overly excited passionate kid thus trustworthy.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 лет назад +2

      @@sunnysweet4183 No, he's a greaseball salesman. How do you think he does his hair that way?😁
      Seriously, he is a slightly-smarter-than-average liberal idiot.

    • @TheUKisThere
      @TheUKisThere 5 лет назад +12

      @@TheGuardDuck This is the second time I've seen someone use liberal to insult someone. Everyone just calm down. It's not that serious.

    • @thepurplefistoffury5350
      @thepurplefistoffury5350 5 лет назад +1

      @@sunnysweet4183 he knows NON of that stuff he just reads from google and doesn't even bother remembering it and using the word "thus" doesn't make you smart

  • @lemonade.valley
    @lemonade.valley 5 лет назад +266

    Brennan's sketches are always so brilliant and funny

  • @LinguaPhiliax
    @LinguaPhiliax Год назад +6

    And this was before Glass Onion.

  • @melissahanks7316
    @melissahanks7316 5 лет назад +263

    Ima raven claw

  • @halimadams1007
    @halimadams1007 5 лет назад +34

    you guys, you’re skits as of late have been honestly so spot on!!!! Keep it up!

  • @RashidMBey
    @RashidMBey 5 лет назад +72

    If you want your life to be high on fantasy then you need to put Fantasy High in your life.
    Sincerely,
    A Set Omega

  • @Mrlzman
    @Mrlzman 4 месяца назад +2

    I like how you can put a bunch of sketches from this year in chronological order based on Ally dying their hair for Total Forgiveness.

  • @churchette96
    @churchette96 5 лет назад +59

    "I'M A RAVENCLAW"
    I feel personally called out.

  • @dcgreatman
    @dcgreatman 5 лет назад +293

    In order to find the true purpose of life... You must first find the true life of purpose

    • @BobJones-zl3yo
      @BobJones-zl3yo 5 лет назад +28

      (In tears) So true, so true...

    • @americantoastman7296
      @americantoastman7296 4 года назад +13

      @@nimugonz9226 In order to win a vote, you first have to vote for a win

    • @DOLfirst
      @DOLfirst 4 года назад +2

      In order to find the true purpose of life...You must first find a life of true purpose.

    • @06024d
      @06024d 3 года назад +1

      In order to write a comment...
      You must comment the writing...

  • @RainbowEssence-c3w
    @RainbowEssence-c3w 5 лет назад +338

    Goddamn, you guys actually managed to simultaneously teach me something and laugh. Kudos to you!

    • @ameteuraspirant
      @ameteuraspirant 5 лет назад +3

      wait they were laughing or you were laughing

  • @wellesradio
    @wellesradio Год назад +4

    The background music helps. That’s why I always carry background music with me wherever I go.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +135

    I was busy riboflavin' on PornHub when this notification interrupted me.

  • @elizabethcarmona8909
    @elizabethcarmona8909 5 лет назад +1673

    Oh my God.
    Who else is totally here for Daddy Brennen??

  • @spirosmousouris3908
    @spirosmousouris3908 5 лет назад +190

    Ok, who saw one episode of Charisma On Demand and School of Life and Improvement Pill and then a random Ted Talk and then decided to make a script out of it?

    • @Quarter_Turn
      @Quarter_Turn 5 лет назад +12

      OMFG I feel called out by this comment

    • @alexcwright
      @alexcwright 5 лет назад +5

      The description credits Brennan with the writing, so probably him.

    • @Heatranoveryou
      @Heatranoveryou 5 лет назад +1

      Well the first thing is a superchurch pastor

    • @salimalbitar
      @salimalbitar 5 лет назад +2

      OMG! These are literally my favorite channels 😂

    • @IantheDugan
      @IantheDugan 5 лет назад +7

      I gotta defend Charisma on Command it has useful content

  • @AndromedaCripps
    @AndromedaCripps 4 года назад +13

    That delivery from Raph was just 👌🏻

    • @kyro7482
      @kyro7482 Год назад +4

      What did he say though??

  • @bogdannazare755
    @bogdannazare755 5 лет назад +220

    How is Brennan not a highly rated Hollywood actor yet??

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 5 лет назад +12

      I want him here more so I don't have to pay to watch his amazing sketches. He actually wrote this masterpiece according to the description.

    • @johnnyvivic8730
      @johnnyvivic8730 5 лет назад

      There's a lot of competition in Hollywood, especially if you make it past all of the homeless camps.

    • @bogdannazare755
      @bogdannazare755 5 лет назад

      @@johnnyvivic8730 I'm not talking about being a "good" actor, but that he's the kind of actor who would draw ppl to see movies.

  • @Nikkidafox
    @Nikkidafox 5 лет назад +263

    (Adam Ruins Everything in the background)

  • @MrHackSatireVideos
    @MrHackSatireVideos 5 лет назад +176

    This group is SMASHING it on College Humor.
    I hope to one day make content on par with them. ❤️

    • @Elitevirus
      @Elitevirus 5 лет назад +4

      Definitely been a streak of great videos.

  • @CommunistKangaroo
    @CommunistKangaroo 7 месяцев назад +2

    0:39 Yeah, the 3rd level spell hypnotic pattern which lets you attempt to paralyze a large group of enemies. It is one of the best spells in Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition.

  • @mariamkawasmi2541
    @mariamkawasmi2541 5 лет назад +59

    If you wanna make the world a better place, make the better place a world... let that sink in...

  • @kikkasluca
    @kikkasluca 5 лет назад +78

    You can clearly see that Katie has changed her drug dealer

    • @anousenic
      @anousenic 5 лет назад +22

      No. Her drug dealer changed *her*.

    • @kikkasluca
      @kikkasluca 5 лет назад +5

      @@anousenic 😮

    • @cexilady3333
      @cexilady3333 5 лет назад +1

      You can tell from the shirt she’s wearing. It’s so obvious

  • @skirk4123
    @skirk4123 5 лет назад +78

    Brennan writes another gem yet again

    • @Derponia
      @Derponia 5 лет назад +1

      He's quickly becoming my favorite.

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 5 лет назад +2

      Only Pitty is Adam Conover from Adam ruins everything *WASN'T* in this video, he'd have been able to make everyone understand in an instant. {Secret: I was texting 75% slower & highlighted a key word 🤣}.

    • @PungeonMon
      @PungeonMon 5 лет назад

      I love his sketches

    • @tintillor
      @tintillor 5 лет назад

      Wait, the person that promotes at the end is always the one that wrote the sketch?

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 5 лет назад

      @@Derponia Brennan was my yellow number 3 the whole time

  • @ameyapawar7659
    @ameyapawar7659 3 года назад +3

    Over the time of 2 years I've gotten this video 5 times in my recommendations and I've seen it everytime

  • @RoboThot711
    @RoboThot711 5 лет назад +53

    I don't like seeing Brennan and Trapp in the same video. I'm worried that one day they are going to have an epic battle for supremacy.

    • @spikekatsuki
      @spikekatsuki 5 лет назад +2

      Serena Koehler maybe they're already making a sketch on that

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue 5 лет назад +5

      No that’s dumb. They’re adults and coworkers. It’s like what happened with... Pat...
      Oh... oh no.

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life 5 лет назад

      It was a miscarriage of justice!
      People are gonna love it!

  • @RIFLQ
    @RIFLQ 5 лет назад +322

    Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.

    • @newyorkpotioncastle
      @newyorkpotioncastle 5 лет назад +12

      this is a good one

    • @Felishamois
      @Felishamois 5 лет назад +3

      what about
      Politics is a just war without bloodshed while war is bloodshed justice with politics

    • @redflags6583
      @redflags6583 4 года назад +7

      CollegeHumor is the last place I would've expected to read a quote by Mao.

    • @transbiologistthetransesto7956
      @transbiologistthetransesto7956 4 года назад +9

      Bad news: Politics is no longer war *without bloodshed.*

    • @siukong
      @siukong 4 года назад +8

      @@newyorkpotioncastle it's just repeating the same thing twice though.
      A hug is a grapple applied without malice, while a grapple is a hug applied with malice.
      A song is a poem with a tune, while a poem is a song without a tune.
      Do you see how this is just being redundant, rather than the clever use of a device?

  • @mouhssinelachgar8842
    @mouhssinelachgar8842 4 года назад +46

    "I'm a Ravenclaw!" he said with absolute conviction

  • @rancidtown
    @rancidtown 3 года назад +3

    Raph pulled a total Stanley from the office with that line delivery

  •  4 года назад +40

    Ah! The Raphael condescending approach!
    Say a simple statement, short and effortlessly avoiding eye contact while performing a different task like you couldn't even be bothered but happen to say it anyway.

    • @michelepella2768
      @michelepella2768 3 года назад +5

      Haha, yeah

    • @Stando0
      @Stando0 3 года назад +6

      What did Raph actually say? English isn't my native language so I couldn't understand him

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero 5 лет назад +405

    *_Adam ruins everything has left the chat...._*

    • @O.andrei1
      @O.andrei1 5 лет назад +15

      least he has afew facts to back up his claims or findings, whatever😒

    • @lewisw3436
      @lewisw3436 5 лет назад +5

      @@O.andrei1 usually, his evidence is scant. Idk the Adam ruins everything show just rubs me up the wrong way

    • @Star-nl5id
      @Star-nl5id 5 лет назад +5

      @@lewisw3436 is it *ruined* for you

    • @lewisw3436
      @lewisw3436 5 лет назад +2

      @@Star-nl5id ruined implies I once liked it

    • @FauxFoxPaw
      @FauxFoxPaw 5 лет назад +2

      @@lewisw3436
      Hes not always right, but his facts are normally pretty good, Adam can be a little much to handle tho. I was kinda disappointed in him going off on Dr Mike, but I was also disappointed in Dr Mike too lol.

  • @cannonball7850
    @cannonball7850 3 года назад +32

    If you want to sound smart, you must first smart YOUR sound, and only then you could be a ravenclaw

  • @lydia-gi8gw
    @lydia-gi8gw 5 лет назад +94

    “CHED Talk” lmao

  • @timhanrahan6177
    @timhanrahan6177 5 лет назад +35

    I love how Brennan snuck in his catchphrase "COME ON!" and then went back to normal.

  • @RashidMBey
    @RashidMBey 5 лет назад +12

    HOLY SHIT. THIS SKIT IS AWESOME. Grant's energy is perfect! Everyone was spot-on! Kudos!

  • @aiedailguardian
    @aiedailguardian Год назад +1

    The way Brennan said "I'm a Ravenclaw!" killed me xD

  • @chesh1re_cat
    @chesh1re_cat 4 года назад +26

    "Set a reminder to never stop talking about how I'm set alpha" LMAO I missed that joke the first time, it's GOLD!

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 5 лет назад +48

    2:25 Okay, I wasn't much of a Brennan fanboy, but that might have changed my stance!

    • @Ben-vt8ne
      @Ben-vt8ne 5 лет назад +8

      Not even after the Defender of the Basic sketch?
      That shit made me die hard Brennan fanboy till the day i die hahaha

  • @universerama5426
    @universerama5426 5 лет назад +85

    Beautiful. Remember, when writing/speaking about anything, take sentences out and see if the information you want to be portrayed actually loses any meaning - and cut out those that are unnecessary. THEN liter it with psychologically manipulative tactics to persuade people.

  • @Sm0lm0l
    @Sm0lm0l 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Just because your sentence is symmetrical doesn’t mean it’s not nonsense”

  • @underfan15
    @underfan15 5 лет назад +851

    Or you could use the Ben Shapiro approach. Talk really fast in a slightly elevated tone.

    • @outkast978
      @outkast978 5 лет назад +131

      The problem is that your audience must be man children.

    • @surfdawg7326
      @surfdawg7326 5 лет назад +71

      Ben Shapiro is one of the most annoying people I've ever heard 🤮

    • @elizadoggy
      @elizadoggy 5 лет назад +45

      Ben Shapiro is one of the most intelligent debaters we have today

    • @surfdawg7326
      @surfdawg7326 5 лет назад +85

      @@elizadoggy far from it Eliza.
      He speaks in absolutes. Nothing is 100% in this world. He has very limited life experience. He would not survive in the real world. All he has is his inaccurate radio show.
      He would not survive in the real world.

    • @heke6791
      @heke6791 5 лет назад +14

      @@surfdawg7326 What the.. 😂😂 He is one of the intelligent guys.

  • @Chuubii
    @Chuubii 5 лет назад +74

    Hey, it's the cracked guy! I love the cracked guy!

    • @SunGawdRa
      @SunGawdRa 5 лет назад +7

      I'm glad he's found work, honestly. Cracked kinda shafted a lot of their video team.

    • @spags99
      @spags99 5 лет назад +2

      Greg from gregandlou. Dude's hilarious. I hope this means they hired him

    • @ziljin
      @ziljin 5 лет назад +2

      Greg Burke is hilarious

    • @TheLegendofphantom
      @TheLegendofphantom 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah! From Escort Missions!
      Glad he's finding work after Cracked committed suicide

  • @jimmymckinney5496
    @jimmymckinney5496 5 лет назад +32

    Damn CollegeHumor at it again, but this time with a human written sketch that was also good. Hope you continue making good videos. This one was also semi-informative which was a nice added bonus.

  • @beta_nd_greeble
    @beta_nd_greeble 3 года назад +13

    0:33 "I'll kill you" is just such a brilliant little bit

  • @Miriam-pq4vx
    @Miriam-pq4vx 5 лет назад +56

    Wait: Is This Video BRANDED?!

    • @flori8320
      @flori8320 5 лет назад

      Is This Video BRANDON?!
      Wait, no.

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 5 лет назад +1

      You're both wrong, it's Brennan.

  • @bosgotnojams
    @bosgotnojams 5 лет назад +8

    Ralph be droppin' the bomb

  • @noahcrane142
    @noahcrane142 5 лет назад +141

    To sound smart, one must first smart sound.

    • @piechocinek
      @piechocinek 5 лет назад

      Stealing one of top comments for likes. How low can you get xd

    • @zsurvivalist7996
      @zsurvivalist7996 5 лет назад

      Introducing the Amazon echo where you can smart sound whenever , however

  • @gazzamuso
    @gazzamuso Год назад +1

    Getting the "magic black man" trope in at the end is so chef's kiss