"Most of us spend our entire lives partially hydrogenated corn oils, but when we take the time to riboflavin, we often find that we've been yellow number 3 the whole time" -Brennan Lee Mulligan, 2019
there SHOULD actually be a shorthand for the rhetorical method raph is using but for now I'll call it "acting so detached from the issue that people believe you are more level-headed and therefore more objective".
Mother's Basement seriously, I was obsessed with CH a few years back, but then everyone I loved left for other projects and I just can’t identify with the new crowd as much. And then there’s Brennan. What a god amirite?
It is actually very smart what you are doing. You are using a complicated world that is widely known, so most people will feel smart that they understand the joke, when, in fact, nearly everyone understands it! I AM impressed, Sir, well.played.
Speak slowly, gesture wildly, and use synonyms according to a theme that appeals to a wide demographic that is easily relatable. Huh. No wonder Lawyers sound so smart.
Or you can also use the a word in the satement someone made to change the subject while actually sounding like your saying something the relates to the argument
Everyone's losing it over Brennan's "I'm a Ravenclaw!" for good reason, but my key takeaway from this sketch is Brennan coming in to criticize the speaker and Katie immediately coming in hot with "I'LL KILL YOU". It was so drastic it really caught me off guard.
Haha yea, though sometimes he is actually does give legitimate corrections. If you are actually saying something that is true, then I think these little tricks are quite useful, honestly. The only issue is that not everyone is so good at discerning *when* they are actually right, or understanding what counts as an objective fact 😂
@@orchdork775 epistemology is that category your talking about. Im trying to learn how to be more socially acceptable when using it. I aways come off as an asshole. I just found out about street epistemology and im taking notes on that.
The only part that made me laugh was his immediate “I’m a ravenclaw” with such a dead-eyed seriousness after she said that getting your identity from being in a group was bullshit
I need an hour long video of Brennan saying "I'm a Ravenclaw" on repeat so I don't have to click the time stamp 50 times in a row while laughing hysterically
I think this tactic is also mentioned and used in the film "The Kings Speech" in a slightly different way. The speech coach replied about the stuttering and the "uh"s and "um"s you notice in beginning public speeches can actually work better when filled with silence. It gives you an air of majesty and allows your words to sink in and carry more weight.
I like how College Humor makes there own food brands its like they've made their own cinematic universe and they're illusions projected onto our screens and into our minds never to be forgotten never to leave us alone for they shall haunt us forever taking our souls and our will to live..
CharlieT248 I always photosynthesis before sleeping, it really gives you a refreshing mind after you wake up. I also suggest evaluating after waking up then in the middle of the day you get precipitation.
I was hoping the Barnum Effect was going to get a shoutout at 2:17. Like when horoscopes make up a really vague description of you that sounds specific, when really everyone would think it's at least somewhat true about themselves no matter what their sign is.
Yeah horoscopes is bunch of bullshit. Nvr believe this group personality sht. Im myself, no1 is the same. That is all I need to know. Although the sign names is kinda cool.
@@firdausgaara2006I mean most of the major (Meyers briggs etc.) personality type quizzes are at least somewhat more accurate than horoscopes, but I don't really disagree with you either.
@@sorellana2154 so whatever you are saying is that Raph is crazy and is speaking to the sketch. In his head he was speaking longer than anyone else but we just didn't hear it.
"He slowed his speech to 75%." The opposite also works : speak at 125% speed. That makes you sound extremely intelligent. Cough cough Amirite Ben Shapiro
@b king how so? Also you dont speak fast to sound intelligent, he does it cause he has a lot on his mind that he has to get off. I do the same thing when I have a lot to say
He does that so he can talk over others and smother their points of view. And so people don’t understand what he is saying, they just hear his vocabulary and assume he is smart.
I like to think that Brennan's "I'm a Ravenclaw!" was him breaking character for a second to inform the public. Of course, l am one myself, to no surprise of anyone who knows me.
Simply inspiring, What an incredibly _profound_ commentary on the on the way our flimsy society uses _blatant_ emptiness, meaninglessness, endless trivial, repetitive rhetoric, and _pedanticism_ to convey a simple, tired message that could, in all likelihood, be stated in _remarkably_ few words. I was not only transformed by this video, but the video was transformed by the empowerment it provided me. I'll be the first to say this changed my life. But maybe that's just the set alpha in me talking.
@@sunnysweet4183 No, he's a greaseball salesman. How do you think he does his hair that way?😁 Seriously, he is a slightly-smarter-than-average liberal idiot.
@@sunnysweet4183 he knows NON of that stuff he just reads from google and doesn't even bother remembering it and using the word "thus" doesn't make you smart
Ok, who saw one episode of Charisma On Demand and School of Life and Improvement Pill and then a random Ted Talk and then decided to make a script out of it?
0:39 Yeah, the 3rd level spell hypnotic pattern which lets you attempt to paralyze a large group of enemies. It is one of the best spells in Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition.
Only Pitty is Adam Conover from Adam ruins everything *WASN'T* in this video, he'd have been able to make everyone understand in an instant. {Secret: I was texting 75% slower & highlighted a key word 🤣}.
@@newyorkpotioncastle it's just repeating the same thing twice though. A hug is a grapple applied without malice, while a grapple is a hug applied with malice. A song is a poem with a tune, while a poem is a song without a tune. Do you see how this is just being redundant, rather than the clever use of a device?
Raph pulled a total Stanley from the office with that line delivery
4 года назад+40
Ah! The Raphael condescending approach! Say a simple statement, short and effortlessly avoiding eye contact while performing a different task like you couldn't even be bothered but happen to say it anyway.
@@lewisw3436 Hes not always right, but his facts are normally pretty good, Adam can be a little much to handle tho. I was kinda disappointed in him going off on Dr Mike, but I was also disappointed in Dr Mike too lol.
Beautiful. Remember, when writing/speaking about anything, take sentences out and see if the information you want to be portrayed actually loses any meaning - and cut out those that are unnecessary. THEN liter it with psychologically manipulative tactics to persuade people.
@@elizadoggy far from it Eliza. He speaks in absolutes. Nothing is 100% in this world. He has very limited life experience. He would not survive in the real world. All he has is his inaccurate radio show. He would not survive in the real world.
Damn CollegeHumor at it again, but this time with a human written sketch that was also good. Hope you continue making good videos. This one was also semi-informative which was a nice added bonus.
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CollegeHumor I like this
wow.. smart
I'm so a dog... like if I see a promo for a free year for drop out I'll so chase it.
"Its all bull****!"
"I'm a Ravenclaw!"
I've been laughing for the past five minutes lol
I'm one too, by the way.
That shit was funny
I didn’t even read Harry Potter my friends did and made me take the quiz I’m a hufflepuff jk actually raven but a badgers cuter so I say hufflepuff
You have 666 likes
Not anymore I took back my like lol
I just realized the words they used to describe set alphas and omegas are synonyms
That was the joke lmao
They said passionate twice. By the time I get the fiftieth passionate, I’d have won a Nobel prize.
@@ArmyFrog They said 'compassionate' and 'passionate', but not 'passionate' twice.
How To Make Lenny Face. I Need To Add It Too This Comment.
Damn dude thats smart
you have to look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself.
- Zuko imitating uncle Iroh
To be fair it was a really good impression.
Only difference is, iroh actually speaks a bit of wisdom. But zuko is matching some of these pretty well
Persona 4 in a shellnut
I think I just had a stroke
wtf is happening
"Most of us spend our entire lives partially hydrogenated corn oils, but when we take the time to riboflavin, we often find that we've been yellow number 3 the whole time"
-Brennan Lee Mulligan, 2019
So wise...!
This is so photosynthesis.
Omg this is so Recommended Serving Size: 1 bag
Nono, we often find that *we've been here the whole time*
/SamReich
The fact that potato chips have yellow food dye is concerning
If you want to sound smart, you must first learn how to smart sound.
wooooooooow
Wow you Smart Sound so Good even if cant hear your sound
First, you need to make smart sounds.
OMG this changed my lief! So wise!
this is the advice ive been looking for my whole life
God Raph's dead pan delivery is criminal there, his facial expression just kill me.
What did he say?
I KNOW😂
"God Raph"? I thought Raph was his first name. Or are you saying he's a supernatural being?
@@katieell4084 Yes.
SAMEEEE
I love the way Brennan says "I'm a Ravenclaw!"
His face barely moves!
Leahy Family He’s amazing
LOL same!
It honestly wouldn't surprise me if that wasn't even in the script, and that was just Brennan wanting to voice that during the sketch lmao
It's just a rhetorical device used to enrapture his audience
This is my favorite line from the sketch
there SHOULD actually be a shorthand for the rhetorical method raph is using but for now I'll call it "acting so detached from the issue that people believe you are more level-headed and therefore more objective".
Depression.
Stoic rheotoricism
enlightened centrism
Dissociative.
Chompsky's product placement. Y'all think you're so sneaaaaaky.
Drive to the crunch...
Chompskys a real brand?
@@GaryTurbo r/woosh
Someone should make a Chompsky’s compilation.
they're good chips hakim
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
This is amazing
omg, genius!! xD
Barbarian Aggressor omg this was funny back in 2012
Whoa
woah
I wonder how raph remembered all his lines in this sketch ??? 😂
Ikr
He was reading them on the computer
He didn’t have to cause it’s likely true
if he needs to remember his lines, he needs to remember that when he deoxyribonucleic acid iphone 11 my wifi password is big toilet popcorn.
John Meme *wipes tear from eye* this man here? The most intelligent one I’ve ever met
According to the dog-cat theory, my dog would be a cat
grats you got a free upgrade :)
Yeah, I had a dog like that once.
@@megagame Downgrade*
My cat and dog would both be cats
Cat-dog
I am dreading the day brennan leaves to do his own TV show. It's gonna happen.
Omg it's you
Mother's Basement seriously, I was obsessed with CH a few years back, but then everyone I loved left for other projects and I just can’t identify with the new crowd as much. And then there’s Brennan. What a god amirite?
Oh hi geoff, here for some advice on making videos? ;)
DAD????
Wow, it's the Anime Pope. Just out here slummin' it with us ordinary people.
Lost my shit at "I'm a Ravenclaw."
2:30
But Brennan is really a Gryffindor. - Brennan's Mom
I am ALSO a Ravenclaw, so I doubly lost my shit.
Actually choked on my food from how funny that was, holy shit. That delivery.
It's a misdirect - he's clearly Slytherin
*Sometimes, I use big words I don't fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis*
“I love your painting, but I don’t think it has enough *cytoplasm* .”
Ikr sometimes people need to photosynthesize their thoughts
It is actually very smart what you are doing. You are using a complicated world that is widely known, so most people will feel smart that they understand the joke, when, in fact, nearly everyone understands it! I AM impressed, Sir, well.played.
@unstoppable forces
Umm....... Really?!!
😲🤯
@unstoppable forces r/whoosh because he said he uses big words he doesn't understand am I conjugating enough info?
2 years later and brennan's "I'm a ravenclaw" still cracks me up
"I'm A rAvEnClAw" out of nowhere 😂
Yes. This is the comment I came here looking for.
@@dattromboneguywho's in the CIA?!?
Speak slowly, gesture wildly, and use synonyms according to a theme that appeals to a wide demographic that is easily relatable.
Huh. No wonder Lawyers sound so smart.
Obviously you've never seen Rudy Giuliani in an interview, lol.
Doing that got me through my degree
Or you can also use the a word in the satement someone made to change the subject while actually sounding like your saying something the relates to the argument
Sounds like Donny boy (Donald Trump). He talks exactly like that.
@@RabblesTheBinx LMAO
Raph with the best punchline of 2019
WHAT DID HE SAY THO??? I COULDNT HEAR
Me neither!! I can't live like this man
@@vilte1008 he didn't say anything meaningful .. that's the point, just random words/letters
He said "You'realldumbasshell." 😂😂
so far...
“But, if you REALLY take the time, we can all realize... we were really Yellow #3.”
So true ❤️❤️❤️
Huffelpuff would like their slogan back.
I'm going to bring this up with my augur next time I see them
No one like
Artificially added color to make ourselves more appealing... The fashion industry wants to know my location for some reason.
💖riboflavin 💖
Everyone's losing it over Brennan's "I'm a Ravenclaw!" for good reason, but my key takeaway from this sketch is Brennan coming in to criticize the speaker and Katie immediately coming in hot with "I'LL KILL YOU". It was so drastic it really caught me off guard.
It's the cocaine.
"I am a ravenclaw!" 😆
Same
At least not Hufflepuff
Funny thing is, I know it's complete bs... But it still feels good lol
@@kuehnjakob breh black and gold fo life. Loyalty and patience to deal with all the other smarmy houses
But raven claw is the smart house?
Brennan always sounds smart...he has that CEO look...
You could be smart like Brennan too, just stop thinking of CEO looks, and just look CEO.
I'd let him run my company, if you know what I'm saying.
(I don't even know what I'm saying.)
@@krieginphernjacobson okay man XD
I actually dig his High-elven look/sound as much as the CEO.
@@krieginphernjacobson That's a good advise by the way, thanks for that...
I see Brennan, so I click.
Seriously tho, I unsubscribed a while ago, but Collegehumor has been doing so well I re-subbed. The Brennasance is real.
Here's that pat on the back you asked for.
Shut up
College Humor for noobs
Brennan should make a Brennasance t-shirt
saaaaame.....
I love Raph's explanation for how gullible the others are.
This skit gives me crazy Adam Ruins Everything vibes.
ACKSHULAY
Adam Ruins Jordan Peterson
Except this skit is good
Adam DESTROYS facts and logic
It...not...Adam...ruins...everything...vibes...BUT...it's...the...vibes...that....Adam...Ruins...
In order to sound smart, you have to smart sound
Mind blown, that was amazing. I'm tweeting that. You're so wise
Dammmnnn you're right!!!
Does that mean shoving a dictionary up my urethra?
Dude, you win
The real trick is just to throw in some empty words (preferably ones inspired by Latin it Greek) into your sentence.
is this what an adam ruins everything sketch looks like
yeah. basically.
Yea....this is where theshow came from......
Haha yea, though sometimes he is actually does give legitimate corrections. If you are actually saying something that is true, then I think these little tricks are quite useful, honestly. The only issue is that not everyone is so good at discerning *when* they are actually right, or understanding what counts as an objective fact 😂
@@orchdork775 epistemology is that category your talking about. Im trying to learn how to be more socially acceptable when using it. I aways come off as an asshole. I just found out about street epistemology and im taking notes on that.
The only part that made me laugh was his immediate “I’m a ravenclaw” with such a dead-eyed seriousness after she said that getting your identity from being in a group was bullshit
*they
2:31 *_"I'M A RAVENCLAW!"_*
This is by far the funniest moment in all of CH content. Brennan’s perfect intonation? The timing? So incredibly relatable? This is art.
I need an hour long video of Brennan saying "I'm a Ravenclaw" on repeat so I don't have to click the time stamp 50 times in a row while laughing hysterically
Brennan on the thumbnail. Gotta click
Brennan+beard=awesome
I see, another man of refined taste.
Carry on
Brennans speech actually made sense to me.
0:38 “He’s just using Hypnotic Pattern”
Looks like Brennan snuck some D&D into the sketch!
xDDDDD
*Patter
I think this tactic is also mentioned and used in the film "The Kings Speech" in a slightly different way. The speech coach replied about the stuttering and the "uh"s and "um"s you notice in beginning public speeches can actually work better when filled with silence. It gives you an air of majesty and allows your words to sink in and carry more weight.
I like how College Humor makes there own food brands its like they've made their own cinematic universe and they're illusions projected onto our screens and into our minds never to be forgotten never to leave us alone for they shall haunt us forever taking our souls and our will to live..
you mean to tell me Chompsky's isn't real???
It's like the running gag of every time a computer screen being shown in the frame, it's just someone looking at images of pyramids
Calm down brennan
"Illusions projected on a screen" is the best way I have heard a "video" described.
but i like the saying " It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog"
Lmao
but that does make sense. think about it.
but that does make sense. think about it.
but that does make sense. think about it.
but that does make sense. think about it.
Is that a Chompskys bag? Nobody enjoys the crispy crunchy fantastic flavor of Chompskys. Unless... this is a branded video!
I thought the same thing. I was like "did I see what I thought i saw "
Drive to the crunch…
Branded with dollar-sign-shaped scars...
No?
coded message....chomsky is a dude who explains media manipulation....he wrote "manufacturing consent"
As a wise man once said, a chompskys bag can only be revealed when you truly decide to bag chompskys.
Sometimes I use long words to make me sound more photosynthesis
Instead of using long words to make you more photosynthesis, try photosynthesize you words to make you sound long.
To sound more photosynthesis you must photosynthesize your sounds
I think we all should do more honorificabilitudinitatibus in our lives.
CharlieT248 I always photosynthesis before sleeping, it really gives you a refreshing mind after you wake up. I also suggest evaluating after waking up then in the middle of the day you get precipitation.
Jatin Mulagund Did... Did you just woosh yourself?
This would be great for an Adam Ruins Everything episode.
"I'm a Ravenclaw!"
Wow, there bud. Let's not let our emotions take a hold of us. Save that spirit to the Quidditch games.
Take a lesson from the Hufflepuffs and Slytherins and get along.
Raph is a whole mood
Gillian Rose Higuit hi other Gillian
@@gingergoose2319 sup
What did he say?
@@aislinpixel basically just called everyone dumb
I was hoping the Barnum Effect was going to get a shoutout at 2:17. Like when horoscopes make up a really vague description of you that sounds specific, when really everyone would think it's at least somewhat true about themselves no matter what their sign is.
I was thinking that too!
Yeah horoscopes is bunch of bullshit. Nvr believe this group personality sht. Im myself, no1 is the same. That is all I need to know. Although the sign names is kinda cool.
@@firdausgaara2006I mean most of the major (Meyers briggs etc.) personality type quizzes are at least somewhat more accurate than horoscopes, but I don't really disagree with you either.
@@ninjablade46
That test gives you a different result every time you take it.
Same
1:14 they sound like Scooby Doo characters when they pull of the mask of the monster
When you watch Rick And Morty once
When u find Justin y comment
No god please no! No! Noooooooooooooooo!
dude you're litterally everywhere
how do u do that? Is there multiple people watching vdeos with the same account?
How
Are
You
Everywhere
@@jacobdanz2492 that's a dead meme
The wise man speaks nary a word; the fool can be heard for miles.
Raph bringin' it back 2019.
Raph is speaking the most in the sketch by having the sketch speak the most to *himself*
@@sorellana2154 I see what you did there
@@GN-Aaron I hope you're having an excellent day, Kostadin!
@@sorellana2154 so whatever you are saying is that Raph is crazy and is speaking to the sketch. In his head he was speaking longer than anyone else but we just didn't hear it.
"The wise man speaks because he has something to say. The fool, because he has to say something."
*I ' m a r a v e n c l a w*
Here's to listening to Ally talk philosophy. Always an awesome experience
You're always wondering what to expect, maybe you should start expecting what to wonder
Mind. Blown.
🤔 🍌🙉🍌
WOW~
jake and amir yeeeessssssss
So true
Best lesson to ever come out of college humor
2:52
What did he say
seriously. what did Ralph say ?
Brendan is seriously, the pinnacle of college humor.. this Year.
I Feel like Adam should of been in here some where.
Yeah, right?! Especially in that "alpha/omega" thing since he already did a ruin about it!
Brennan is the best current college humor writer, but the best of the best was Zac
Rest in peace Zach Oyama.
Adam’s not funny though
It’s “should have”
I love how raph is just calmly ignoring the stupid
"He slowed his speech to 75%."
The opposite also works : speak at 125% speed. That makes you sound extremely intelligent.
Cough cough Amirite Ben Shapiro
Yah I am that tactics bitch. Within some reason.
@b king how so? Also you dont speak fast to sound intelligent, he does it cause he has a lot on his mind that he has to get off. I do the same thing when I have a lot to say
Yes.absolutelyitworks.
@ You are just adorable
He does that so he can talk over others and smother their points of view. And so people don’t understand what he is saying, they just hear his vocabulary and assume he is smart.
“I’m a ravenclaw” 😂 god I love Brenan
Jeff C I love you man i was going through the comments to see if anyone got it 😂😂
That moment called me out, F**K!!!!
Brennan with a beard? Yass daddy.
sï
Daddyo!
I think you meant to say "Zaddy".
Oooooh daddy yas. :3
*Cupcakke internally*
I like to think that Brennan's "I'm a Ravenclaw!" was him breaking character for a second to inform the public. Of course, l am one myself, to no surprise of anyone who knows me.
Simply inspiring, What an incredibly _profound_ commentary on the on the way our flimsy society uses _blatant_ emptiness, meaninglessness, endless trivial, repetitive rhetoric, and _pedanticism_ to convey a simple, tired message that could, in all likelihood, be stated in _remarkably_ few words. I was not only transformed by this video, but the video was transformed by the empowerment it provided me. I'll be the first to say this changed my life. But maybe that's just the set alpha in me talking.
This video might have changed you but will you change the *on the that you typed twice
@@cabaascali9947 Shhhh if you think too hard this whole thing falls apart
@@sunshine6997 yes I under stand now
The irony here is not lost to me XD.
heeeeey I see what you did there.
Is this College Humor Ruins Adam Ruins Everything?
Bro it blew my mind
But Adam doesn’t talk like a greaseball salesman. He comes off as an overly excited passionate kid thus trustworthy.
@@sunnysweet4183 No, he's a greaseball salesman. How do you think he does his hair that way?😁
Seriously, he is a slightly-smarter-than-average liberal idiot.
@@TheGuardDuck This is the second time I've seen someone use liberal to insult someone. Everyone just calm down. It's not that serious.
@@sunnysweet4183 he knows NON of that stuff he just reads from google and doesn't even bother remembering it and using the word "thus" doesn't make you smart
Brennan's sketches are always so brilliant and funny
And this was before Glass Onion.
Ima raven claw
I'm a Taurus
Thunderbird 4 life!
You nerd
HUFFLE PUFFS WHERE YOU AT
you guys, you’re skits as of late have been honestly so spot on!!!! Keep it up!
If you want your life to be high on fantasy then you need to put Fantasy High in your life.
Sincerely,
A Set Omega
this is so true, you are really wise
I like how you can put a bunch of sketches from this year in chronological order based on Ally dying their hair for Total Forgiveness.
"I'M A RAVENCLAW"
I feel personally called out.
In order to find the true purpose of life... You must first find the true life of purpose
(In tears) So true, so true...
@@nimugonz9226 In order to win a vote, you first have to vote for a win
In order to find the true purpose of life...You must first find a life of true purpose.
In order to write a comment...
You must comment the writing...
Goddamn, you guys actually managed to simultaneously teach me something and laugh. Kudos to you!
wait they were laughing or you were laughing
The background music helps. That’s why I always carry background music with me wherever I go.
I was busy riboflavin' on PornHub when this notification interrupted me.
Profound!
Oh my God.
Who else is totally here for Daddy Brennen??
Beth Carmona always
All day
Everyday
Baby Me.
"I'm a ravenclaw" actually made me giggle out loud
I would never take Brennen's name in vain.
Ok, who saw one episode of Charisma On Demand and School of Life and Improvement Pill and then a random Ted Talk and then decided to make a script out of it?
OMFG I feel called out by this comment
The description credits Brennan with the writing, so probably him.
Well the first thing is a superchurch pastor
OMG! These are literally my favorite channels 😂
I gotta defend Charisma on Command it has useful content
That delivery from Raph was just 👌🏻
What did he say though??
How is Brennan not a highly rated Hollywood actor yet??
I want him here more so I don't have to pay to watch his amazing sketches. He actually wrote this masterpiece according to the description.
There's a lot of competition in Hollywood, especially if you make it past all of the homeless camps.
@@johnnyvivic8730 I'm not talking about being a "good" actor, but that he's the kind of actor who would draw ppl to see movies.
(Adam Ruins Everything in the background)
Where
*faint whistleing in background
Corrupt Human Where??
@@christianb572
Music
This group is SMASHING it on College Humor.
I hope to one day make content on par with them. ❤️
Definitely been a streak of great videos.
0:39 Yeah, the 3rd level spell hypnotic pattern which lets you attempt to paralyze a large group of enemies. It is one of the best spells in Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition.
If you wanna make the world a better place, make the better place a world... let that sink in...
That's so deep
W oah mahn
That's so stupid lol
No. I kicked that sink out for a very good reason.
LETS GO MAKE A NEW PLANET OF GOODNESS!!!
You can clearly see that Katie has changed her drug dealer
No. Her drug dealer changed *her*.
@@anousenic 😮
You can tell from the shirt she’s wearing. It’s so obvious
Brennan writes another gem yet again
He's quickly becoming my favorite.
Only Pitty is Adam Conover from Adam ruins everything *WASN'T* in this video, he'd have been able to make everyone understand in an instant. {Secret: I was texting 75% slower & highlighted a key word 🤣}.
I love his sketches
Wait, the person that promotes at the end is always the one that wrote the sketch?
@@Derponia Brennan was my yellow number 3 the whole time
Over the time of 2 years I've gotten this video 5 times in my recommendations and I've seen it everytime
I don't like seeing Brennan and Trapp in the same video. I'm worried that one day they are going to have an epic battle for supremacy.
Serena Koehler maybe they're already making a sketch on that
No that’s dumb. They’re adults and coworkers. It’s like what happened with... Pat...
Oh... oh no.
It was a miscarriage of justice!
People are gonna love it!
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
this is a good one
what about
Politics is a just war without bloodshed while war is bloodshed justice with politics
CollegeHumor is the last place I would've expected to read a quote by Mao.
Bad news: Politics is no longer war *without bloodshed.*
@@newyorkpotioncastle it's just repeating the same thing twice though.
A hug is a grapple applied without malice, while a grapple is a hug applied with malice.
A song is a poem with a tune, while a poem is a song without a tune.
Do you see how this is just being redundant, rather than the clever use of a device?
"I'm a Ravenclaw!" he said with absolute conviction
Raph pulled a total Stanley from the office with that line delivery
Ah! The Raphael condescending approach!
Say a simple statement, short and effortlessly avoiding eye contact while performing a different task like you couldn't even be bothered but happen to say it anyway.
Haha, yeah
What did Raph actually say? English isn't my native language so I couldn't understand him
*_Adam ruins everything has left the chat...._*
least he has afew facts to back up his claims or findings, whatever😒
@@O.andrei1 usually, his evidence is scant. Idk the Adam ruins everything show just rubs me up the wrong way
@@lewisw3436 is it *ruined* for you
@@Star-nl5id ruined implies I once liked it
@@lewisw3436
Hes not always right, but his facts are normally pretty good, Adam can be a little much to handle tho. I was kinda disappointed in him going off on Dr Mike, but I was also disappointed in Dr Mike too lol.
If you want to sound smart, you must first smart YOUR sound, and only then you could be a ravenclaw
0:39
“CHED Talk” lmao
I love how Brennan snuck in his catchphrase "COME ON!" and then went back to normal.
HOLY SHIT. THIS SKIT IS AWESOME. Grant's energy is perfect! Everyone was spot-on! Kudos!
The way Brennan said "I'm a Ravenclaw!" killed me xD
"Set a reminder to never stop talking about how I'm set alpha" LMAO I missed that joke the first time, it's GOLD!
2:25 Okay, I wasn't much of a Brennan fanboy, but that might have changed my stance!
Not even after the Defender of the Basic sketch?
That shit made me die hard Brennan fanboy till the day i die hahaha
Beautiful. Remember, when writing/speaking about anything, take sentences out and see if the information you want to be portrayed actually loses any meaning - and cut out those that are unnecessary. THEN liter it with psychologically manipulative tactics to persuade people.
“Just because your sentence is symmetrical doesn’t mean it’s not nonsense”
Or you could use the Ben Shapiro approach. Talk really fast in a slightly elevated tone.
The problem is that your audience must be man children.
Ben Shapiro is one of the most annoying people I've ever heard 🤮
Ben Shapiro is one of the most intelligent debaters we have today
@@elizadoggy far from it Eliza.
He speaks in absolutes. Nothing is 100% in this world. He has very limited life experience. He would not survive in the real world. All he has is his inaccurate radio show.
He would not survive in the real world.
@@surfdawg7326 What the.. 😂😂 He is one of the intelligent guys.
Hey, it's the cracked guy! I love the cracked guy!
I'm glad he's found work, honestly. Cracked kinda shafted a lot of their video team.
Greg from gregandlou. Dude's hilarious. I hope this means they hired him
Greg Burke is hilarious
Yeah! From Escort Missions!
Glad he's finding work after Cracked committed suicide
Damn CollegeHumor at it again, but this time with a human written sketch that was also good. Hope you continue making good videos. This one was also semi-informative which was a nice added bonus.
0:33 "I'll kill you" is just such a brilliant little bit
Wait: Is This Video BRANDED?!
Is This Video BRANDON?!
Wait, no.
You're both wrong, it's Brennan.
Ralph be droppin' the bomb
To sound smart, one must first smart sound.
Stealing one of top comments for likes. How low can you get xd
Introducing the Amazon echo where you can smart sound whenever , however
Getting the "magic black man" trope in at the end is so chef's kiss