Google Translate Sings: "God Help the Outcasts" from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
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Can you translate so close so far from enchanted?
you should translate Shakira's songs :D plez
Flatearthers: Earth is flat!
Malinda: Is there any Earth?
Deer Virax IS MALINDA A *NO* EARTHER
#noearthers
YES
beat that logic, geologists!
lul
"Death of Humanity"
Whoa slow down there Thanos
Schaffrillas Productions This comment is even funnier because of your icon! It matches the comment!
Now, now, that was only half!
I don't feel so well Mr. Stark...
This entire song was obviously written by Thanos.
Pretty sure the Abrahamic 'god' tried to wipe out the earth already.
Google Translator mentions death, Part 356362.
Death, and God, too. Singularity's coming, folks.
Always talk about death or killing someone '-'
How iconic!
Google loves Death
Death loves pizza
normal people: "the earth is round"
flat earthers: "the earth is flat"
me: "is there any earth?"
Flat Earthers: "The Earth is flat"
Me: "HA! You think the Earth is even REAL?"
A. Connor Parr way to ruin a joke.
TZR Earth i don't know, but gravity
gET WOKE
TZR the earth is not round
"DEATH OF HUMANITY!
Look at the kindness"
This is basiclly Thanos in a nutshell
more like my animal rights obsessed side in a nutshell
Sounds more like the old testimony god to me. So, very accurate.
People can't decide if the Earth is round or flat, but Malinda found the real question: Is there any Earth?
Some believe we live in a computer simulation. So who knows? It is a good question to ask.
My dad is a doctor in Physics, so he should know. He, however, says that there is no such thing as the Earth. In fact, he is doubtful about reality existing. he has some very strange, and yet proven, ideas sometimes.
@@caileyrookids That is very interesting.
@@lalalalalalwlla Indeed it is.
@@caileyrookids So if he doubts that reality exist, then is all this an illusion?
"Serious gravity is happening."
Me, when I'm dozing off while trying to work late at night.
Me when I get out of the pool after an hour 😅
"God helps the Wicked."
Me:...well...this escalated quickly...
William Rosen when he started defying gravity.
And it escalates further with the very next line: DEATH OF HUMANITY!
Chocolate chip Mint and became popular by dancing through life.
Welp....
Chayenne Oosterveld
God helps the wicked because we prayed for them on the weekend.
0:54 Death of Humanity, Look at the kindness 😂😂😂 lolololol
Mimi Angel aaaaand this is Thanos everyone
Gisele Canever no you beat me to it
Thanos is that you?????
The mad titan agrees
Gisele Canever Don't remind me of that film. I still haven't recovered.
Who is God?
It is bread.
-the most profound thing to come out of Google Translate
Bread = Eucharist
Eucharist = Jesus's body
Jesus = God
Checks out.
Does this also mean that Mary Poppins was telling us to be a piece of God?
the bread of god is bread (if you get this reference you are cool)
Where my Catholics at LOL 😂😂😂😂
CONFIRMED, GOD IS BREAD!
"But I know a lot. I'm rich."
Politics in a nutshell.
This is so true that it hurts
Sounds like something trump wild say xD
I'm rich you know...
How Donald Trump somehow won...
Sad that this could quite easily be a quote from the president of the USA...
...
Mom. I think Google Translate is trying to start a cult.
I have now learned that God is bread. Wow.
It is God under the appearance of bread, any catholic knows that.
You were eating God all along
The Official Fa Mulan no god is a reading rainbow.
Oh, hey, another OSP fan.
Eeyup! Bow down to our lord and savior bread!
´"Where is my husband?"
"I'll do you one better - who is my husband?'
'No, I'll do you one better - WHY IS MY HUSBAND?!"
When is my husband
WHAT IS MY HUSBAND?
Slow down there, Drax
Which one is my husband?!!!
But they never ask "HOW IS MY HUSBAND?"
"Who is god? It is bread." lol
Don't forget the cake active cocoa! ;)
That's kind of what the theology is anyway. :D:D:D But Jesus laughed when he saw them bless the bread on the table, and explained the bread is the body. Eat, my pretties, eat! X"D
XD she then ate the bread she called god. She ate god
I don't know religion stuff but i'm pretty sure people eat bread and wine cuz of them being from jesus or something but i never heard people eating god XD
Adina, Isn't the Jesus laughing thing from the Gospel of Judas? Most Christians don't recognize that one, and it's not actually part of the Bible. Kind of like the Gospels of Philip and Mary Magdalene....
"Who is God? It is bread" I mean... that's actually not too far off Communion...
yeah but jesus is just the a crumb god is the whole loaf.
@@jayamilapersson4030 Lol
Guys I ate God
Jesus said that the bread REPRESENTS His body, and the WINE/WHATEVER represents the NEW COVENANT in Hus Blood! lol (my Dad’s a PASTOR……..… sorry……..… lol)
She did a good job at that part 😅🤣🤣
"Death of Humanity"
"Look at the kindness"
😂😂😂
Bipolar person
well she IS pregnant.
I laughed so hard I caused the death of humanity...
MALINDA, THIS WAS NOT IN YOUR SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS!
“I can not get a dog” Get a cat then
The irony is she actually has a dog if I'm not mistaken
it's a chicken.
Get a fishhhhh
God is bread? That adds a new theological angle to the game "I Am Bread."
Read Gospel of Judas XD
Markiplier playing it takes a whole new meaning.
Jesus said I am the bread of life, so she's not exactly wrong.
Transsubstantiation!
@@Casey5693 yeah but jesus is just the a crumb god is the whole loaf.
2:02
"Who is God?"
"It is bread"
Lol Welcome to Catholicism, where that is a major part of our actual belief system
John Mulaney was right... God is bread is god is bread...
Cake active cocoa
"Who is God? It is bread Cake active cocoa" GT thinks God is a breakfast lol
G O D I S B R E A D
Somehow the lyrics about God helping sheep and being bread was pretty accurate - "I am the good shepherd", "I am the gate for the sheep" and "I am the bread of life."
(I'm not Christian, just a stressed revising RE student.)
Why did you feel the need to clarify that? I mean no ill will, I'm just curious
"Serious gravity is happening."
But wait, I thought you were ignoring gravity.
Gravity had to step things up, because it was tired of being ignored
The gravity isn't happening, because there is no Earth
"Who is God?It is Bread"
Well...That explains why Satan takes us to the pasta
'Death of Humanity!'
'God will help the wickedness!'
*That got dark quickly!*
'Look at all the kindness!'
*Thats better!*
'Is there any earth?'
*Forget i said that*
Leona Cookie 🤣
*"Serious gravity is happening"*
Me, when I can't do more than 5 pushups...
"I can't today, and more"
Google translate read my mind so thanks for that
“God will help the wicked; death of humanity.”
But apparent god also helps the sheep; is Esmeralda trying to say something about sheep?!
Flower Power That's understandable, the Bible does often equate people to sheep.
The amount of biblical parallels in this song that don't come from its original lyrics has me so confused 😂👌😅👍
Perhaps God has seen too much Skylanders Academy.
Cristina Strube
Psalm 23?
The Improbable Imposter Plot twist: the bible was written by Google Translate.
God is a delicious part of a balanced breakfast!
You literally went from Death of humanity to Look at the kindness 😂😂😂
I DIED LAUGHING
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T FOLLOW YOUR SAFETY SUGGESTIONS
Creeper Cake the mad titan agrees
its about a woman who wanted a dog, but then got a child and went insane, threatening to kill humanity and having no faith. Brought tears to my eyes, beautiful story, indeed.
"I can not get a dog."
That is a special kind of pain I feel on a personal level.
The moment you mentioned that you had recorded a video in your church on Twitter, I knew you had done my favourite song from The Hunchback of Notre Dame!
Definitely a gorgeous start to my day. Thank you so much!
I initially thought Malinda was going to dip her bread god in the cake active cocoa, but eating said bread god whilst in that church was far more sacrilegious.
Well at least replacing wine by cocoa makes could make Christianity more children-compatible xD
"Eat this for it is my body." - Anpanman
Considering that the bread God seemed to be endorsing humanitys death, maybe she was saying no to it in the best way possible
Fuzzy Stripetail i can’t believe malinda ate god
I laughed so hard 🤣🤣
“Serious gravity is happening” broke me. I can’t stop laughing.
"Who is God? it is bead."
All hail our mighty garlic bread, for he is our god!
Zoey Terbick
Well, Hugo was a lapsed Catholic, so...
I love how you're trying not to laugh at the end. XD
*"God will help the wicked"*
Now we know how Elf Baba survives
God's identity has finally been revealed: He is bread.
Also how did GT go from "death to humanity" to "look at the kindness"? GT I think has bipolar disorder (no offense to anyone on here who actually has it).
And cake active cocoa
Religiously speaking..thats not wrong
Bread and wine be thy flesh and blood... cocoa will do
This is so spot on, I can't even! Cocoa as in serotonine... sex (you know Jesus LOL-ed when he saw them bless the literal bread on the table).
I swear Google translate is suicidal or obsessed with death😂
Probably both.
I always knew God was a slice of bread
Blessed be the carbohydrates.
Lol welcome to Catholicism, where that is a huge part of our actual belief system
I just ate a sandwich. Thus concludes my luncheon prayer hour.
Have you ever seen Glee? There is literally an episode where Finn finds an image burnt into his toast and it’s of Jesus. So there you go. It’s meant to be.
Spontaneous laughter happened @:
“Serious gravity is happening”
and
“I want an invoice! You can go.”
''Serious gravity is happening''
Me when I try to get out of bed
1:00 You've heard of flat-earthers, now get ready for _Earth Deniers_
“I can not get a dog”. The first thing I freaking hear Lol
The One And Only FoxyTristin I can relate to this a lot lmao!
I can not get a dog😂😂😂
Kath Beck Yas! Lol😂😂😂
Sometimes you wonder what languages must be getting translated to end up with things like this.
Well, at least "he says that the dog is [hers]" a little while later. I personally believe that "he" is William.
Oh my goodness! This is favorite Disney song of all time! 💖
You should do Friends On The Other Side from Princess and the Frog!
Yesss, definitely! :)
YES!!! Or really any song from "The Princess And The Frog". It is such an under-rated movie.
Agree, I love that song
I'm cool with any song from Princess and the Frog, but if it really does end up Friends on the other side she absolutely has to get Jonathan back.
She should do Almost There from Princess and the frog, that's my favorite song from the movie.
The first line.
"I cannot get a dog."
*I'm already dying.*
A half second in to the video I’m already laughing so much that my family is wondering if I’m ok😂😂😂
Matilda Greting same here 😂😂
If you watched her last video, you should be alone when you watch a funny video... i think
Yeeeeeep, i was, but i laughed so loudly that the whole house heard xD
Matilda Greting 😂
Matilda Greting lol same
Never mind being children of god, we are all apparently “cake active cocoa”
Disney's Esmeralda: Sweet, kind, devoted Christian
Google's Esmeralda: This.
Google are you trying to say something to Disney?
"Who is God? It is bread"
Now that explained everything.
Me on a Monday: I can't today, and more
Me drunk: Serious gravity is going on
Me trying to sleep: Is there any earth? Who is God? It is bread.
“God will help the wicked”
Please don’t say that I was the only one that thought “I pray for the wicked on the weekend”
Sitting in a church saying God is bread, then eating said God. There you go Malinda. XD
"I can not get a dog"
Neither can I, Google. Neither can I... :(
..... We must have a 'serious gravity is happening' t-shirt now. I really really want that!
"I want an invoice"
*Is given a paper with "INVOICE" written on it*
"You can go, bye"
*Camera person leaves*
I'm dead xD
0:49 - 1:03 when you're trying to figure out what you believe but end up having an existential crisis instead 😂
if i ever become a singer i will make a google translated version of deepthroat and publish it without any backstory on how i made it
avari omg no
Yassssd
do that and it will go viral
DO THIS
"Who is God? It is bread." sounds like an old Russian Revolution slogan.
Jesus: “this is my body broken for you”
*2000 years later*
“Who is God? It is bread.”
Is there any earth? *mind blown*
*Lyrics*
I can not get a dog
And you are not there
scope okay if do not know
Prayer is cheesy
Yes, I know I'm pregnant
I can't today, and more
I always have fits and illnesses
Snow before you go
God will help the wicked
Death of humanity
Look at the kindness
Is there any earth?
I saved myself and saved them
Serious gravity is happening
God helps the sheep
Vienna does not want it
I want an invoice
You can go
But I know a lot, I'm rich
Why is my husband?
I'm annoying
Just one thought
Who is God?
It is bread
Cake active cocoa
"Who is God?"
"It is bread"
"cake active cocoa" 😂 can't get any weirder with google translate 😂
“Why is Gamora?”
I’ll do you one better: “WHY IS MY HUSBAND?”
0:24
“Yes, I know I’m pregnant.”
“I can’t today, and more.”
Beautiful 👏🏻👏🏻
'I can not get a dog'
I empathise. Like really.
"Just one thought, who is god?" I love this line!
google translate confirms god is bread, cake active cocoa we now know
2:14
"It is bread"
Yes , 'some people in this world are so hungry that God cannot appear in front of them , if not in the form of bread.'
So, it has become a song about Quasimodo's and Esmeralda's love child.
*okay I guess*
Pietro Pedone never with Quasimodo though, even later.
Seriously if I ever succeed in producing a musical, I would want you to translate the songs. This is amazing 😂
2:32 Holy crap, Malinda just ate God!
I DIED LAUGHING
BUT I WAS RESURRECTED BECAUSE OF YOUR AMAZING VIDEOS
#randomcapslock
#googletranslatesings
I would also like to add just brilliant you have inspired me Malinda to do some google translating my self
*DEATH OF HUMANITY!!*
---One second later---
Look at all the kindness. :) :) :)
Should... have followed.... proper watching... protocol... DYING OF...LAUGHTER... Sheep bread god... HELP
SPACESHIPLEWIS I'll give you the LAUGHTER CRUSHER. ;D
*throws a bag of trash at SPACESHIPLEWIS*
You're welcome ;D
"Who is God? It is bread"
Thanks for the info. I'm showing this to my Christian friends.
*Original lyric* -- sung by the one who really needs God's help and comfort
*Translated lyric* -- sung by drunken spoil brat
You should do 'Help Me to help You to help Me to help You to help them' from Kronk's new groove - it's already a mess, so...
That would be... uhm... fun 😂😂
Malinda: I want an invoice
Random Person: *Gives an invoice to Malinda*
Malinda: You can go
Imagine if god were real, and listens to this "prayer"...
God: "Oh, here we go again, another prayer song... Wait, what?"
Jesus: *Knows what is about to happen and sits back and takes in the utter nonsense with a smile.*
God: "I can't tell if she is sick, or actually talks like this. I don't even understand what she is trying to say."
Jesus: *Laughing and rolling around on the floor while god looks concerned and confused.*
God: *Stares at the human concerned from above, not sure what exactly the human was trying to convey. Ignores his son at this point.*
Jesus: *All most out of breath from laughter, holding his sides from a mild cramp due to laughter. For he is with the times, and knows of this RUclipsr.*
God: "Well, that is a fairly common assumption. I have lost count at how many times I have been compared to a slice of bread."
Jesus: *Getting his breath back, he logs in to google and thereby RUclips and adds a 'like' to the video, still laughing a bit.*
God & Jesus: *God turns to Jesus and looks at him, which then causes Jesus to resume laughing due to the utter confusion on gods face.*
Well, at least that is how I imagine this event goes down as this song is sung and then ends.
Who is god? Bread, cake, active cocoa.
Like Marie Antoinette: No bread? Let them eat cake...
1:16 I bet there's a Vienna watching this saying
*Yes i don't want it.*
Wait, Vienna is a name for a person too?
@@NopurposeRaiit’s happened
I don't know why even a Google translate version of this song still makes me sad 😭
"Who is God? it is bread"
Well, God did say He is the Bread of Life
Just one thought, Who is God?
Me: wait but aren't you singing to him.
I “died” laughing at this. I love this song, one of my favourite Disney songs ever.
okay. Can you do "I Will Survive"? I just want to see how much google can turn that into a death song.
“Who is God?, it is bread” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t breathe!!
0:38 It's "At last I see the light" Google translated all over again...
Malinda, seriously, i tried everything you said in the instructional video
But i died laughing anyway :D
God helps the sheeps is a really deep line..to me it actually means god helps the christians worshipping him and doing for him..and then theres the death of humanity line which just speaks for itself..we’ll all die out one day one way or another..
Meme Machine But Is There Any Earth???
God helps the sheep but also god apparently helps the wicked. The sheep are conspiring to destroy humanity. Google is trying to warn us: it if google is actively against god’s Plan to assist the sheep in the destruction of humanity... then what is Google?
Noooo VIENNA DOES NOT WANT IT
Yes OR.... God only helps stupid people and death of humanity ensues. Much more accurate, I think.
Or God helps the faithful (sheep) and God also helps the wicked, because God loves all of the humans equally. God wants more wicked people to come away from the Dark Side and into the Light with the Jedi sheep ;) ya think?
"Who is god?" "It is bread"
Alright, answers my question.
Lol, Google Translate actually isn't wrong in saying God is bread. In the Bible, he does say He is the "Bread of Life". But cocoa, though....that was hilarious.
"Is there any Earth?"
Mindblow