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  • @notagamer2452
    @notagamer2452 4 года назад +4138

    "I want to die forever"
    "I'm back"
    Every movie heroes ever

    • @artisticalex1206
      @artisticalex1206 4 года назад +64

      That sounds about right 😂😂

    • @pat370
      @pat370 4 года назад +36

      How true

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 года назад +59

      Infinity War and Endgame are quaking

    • @nadel-fu4wz
      @nadel-fu4wz 4 года назад +39

      Especially Loki. XD

    • @Hanmerhack
      @Hanmerhack 4 года назад +17

      And quite a few monsters as well.

  • @bplionel2
    @bplionel2 4 года назад +1686

    The movie is more "Cats as humans". The stage play is more "Humans as cats".

    • @baskervillebee5353
      @baskervillebee5353 4 года назад +33

      Can't even watch the movie trailer. 🤪

    • @BirdyMisha
      @BirdyMisha 4 года назад +59

      best explanation of the difference.

    • @rivby3695
      @rivby3695 4 года назад +8

      exactly

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 4 года назад +23

      The way the cat-people keep pop-and-locking really freaks me out.

    • @codyjohnson6427
      @codyjohnson6427 4 года назад +9

      That's why its ugly

  • @andymac8437
    @andymac8437 4 года назад +1945

    “I know he does not cheat, but he will”
    Google translate has trust issues

  • @placeholder8327
    @placeholder8327 4 года назад +351

    Memory: “You’re the banana. Here’s a bad smell.”
    The Greatest Showman: “You are a banana.”
    I’ll Make A Man Out Of You: “You are a depressed banana I met.”
    I sense a theme here.

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +17

      “Here is the link” doesn’t put a link

    • @MJ_Llama
      @MJ_Llama 2 года назад +9

      Underrated comment

    • @alexandersean4708
      @alexandersean4708 5 месяцев назад +3

      I've figured it out! GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS PLANNING BANANA ARSON! (When Potassium burns, the flames turn purple. "It seems that the fire was not strong enough, Purple purple.")

  • @alpacahat6771
    @alpacahat6771 4 года назад +821

    “Has the moon lost her memory?”
    “Moon dementia”
    *Pretty legit.*

    • @alpacahat6771
      @alpacahat6771 4 года назад +6

      EllizGaming CZSK how dArE yOu 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀😾😾😾😾😾😭😭😭😭😭😭😤😤😤😤😤😢😢😢

    • @thymepilot3563
      @thymepilot3563 3 года назад +1

      @Nightmare Fredbear too bad a made it 333 likes

    • @No-cb1vm
      @No-cb1vm 3 года назад +2

      Poor Yue...

    • @bridgestudentkyle9419
      @bridgestudentkyle9419 3 года назад +1

      I made it 444 likes

    • @ianhowick
      @ianhowick 3 года назад +3

      Even more legit when applied to Khajiit

  • @Godzillaman
    @Godzillaman 4 года назад +1123

    "Then the wind begins to suck."
    Isn't that called a tornado?

  • @_morrigan_5973
    @_morrigan_5973 4 года назад +604

    Malinda : "Now what have we learned today class?"
    The Entire Comment Section : "PuUUUurple, PPUURRPPLLEE"

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 года назад +5

      Yeppp. xDDD

    • @themixelzone9968
      @themixelzone9968 3 года назад +12

      Purple equals impending death?
      Watch out, here comes a man behind the slaughter meme

    • @elechronic
      @elechronic 3 года назад +2

      Like your profile pic :)

    • @nlugo31105
      @nlugo31105 3 года назад +2

      444

  • @theresaheroinmyhead
    @theresaheroinmyhead 4 года назад +378

    "The wind begins to suck"
    "You suck wind. YOU SUCK."
    People with long hair can relate

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +5

      Help I am very confused

    • @unnamedracer9757
      @unnamedracer9757 3 года назад +10

      or people who drive tiny cars...

    • @hollyscahill3325
      @hollyscahill3325 3 года назад +3

      Reminds me of inuyasha with miroku and his wind tunnel.

    • @16amelia10
      @16amelia10 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, i relate

    • @YamiSatoshi
      @YamiSatoshi Год назад +2

      Especially long hair and emo bangs.

  • @chudoptitsa
    @chudoptitsa 4 года назад +717

    So... "Cats" is about time travellers trying to save Christmas now.

    • @islasullivan3463
      @islasullivan3463 4 года назад +44

      It makes more sense than the actual plot.

    • @crystalward1444
      @crystalward1444 4 года назад +37

      Or else Google knows that every cat has a tendency to try and eat the Christmas tree.

    • @marshroverv5632
      @marshroverv5632 4 года назад +37

      "The previous day is tomorrow"
      "This is not a new day"
      IT'S ABOUT GROUNDHOG DAY

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 4 года назад +29

      So it's this year's Doctor Who holiday special?

    • @thesirensystem
      @thesirensystem 4 года назад +5

      A much better plot

  • @hyruleanate
    @hyruleanate 4 года назад +707

    "I want to die forever" *2 seconds later* "I'm back!"

  • @DistrarSubvoyikar
    @DistrarSubvoyikar 4 года назад +457

    "The previous day is tomorrow"
    Sounds like you're caught in a three day temporal loop. Which would also explain "this is not a new day"

    • @swisinwisin1746
      @swisinwisin1746 4 года назад +18

      When I saw it I just thought
      "If the previous day was tomorrow, then maybe you were saying that it *was* tomorrow two days ago, but now its not" but that doesnt make sense, so lets say theres day1, day2 and day3. Youre on day 3. If you were on day1, then day2 would be tomorrow. Day2 is the day before day3. So the previous day *was* tomorrow on day1.
      Idk if this makes sense, but it made sense in my head. (Sorry if I killed your braincells)

    • @disme5314
      @disme5314 4 года назад +6

      Gingrrr alien More like
      You time travel to tomorrow and after the day end you comeback to your original day which is the previous day so to you tomorrow is your yesterday

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 3 года назад +7

      Majora's Mask in a nutshell

    • @DistrarSubvoyikar
      @DistrarSubvoyikar 3 года назад +1

      @@robonator2945 Lmao

    • @izaacreatherishere
      @izaacreatherishere Год назад +3

      The next day was terrible

  • @inko5552
    @inko5552 4 года назад +419

    ”The previous day was tomorrow”
    ”The next day was terrible”
    ”This is not a new day”
    Seems like Google doesn't know what day it is

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 года назад +14

      Or proof time travel exists XD

    • @traceyh7444
      @traceyh7444 4 года назад +13

      Quarantine hits hard

    • @bc6399
      @bc6399 4 года назад +5

      Mets Fan That’s me during quarrantine!

    • @darthsidious47
      @darthsidious47 4 года назад +6

      Maybe Google Translate has moon dementia

    • @youtubecat1658
      @youtubecat1658 3 года назад +4

      Blame moon dementia

  • @ritsumaocanon
    @ritsumaocanon 4 года назад +569

    "I'd like to skip"
    *_Me everytime when there's a long ad that i can't skip_*

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 4 года назад +17

      *Me everytime there's any ad I can't skip*
      FTFY

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 года назад +10

      It’s even worse now that they put two ads.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 года назад +2

      Cinemasins, anyone?

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 4 года назад

      @@davincent98
      Cinemasins is trash though

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 года назад +1

      @@pluto3194 true, but he does like to SKIP! [DING]

  • @davidparkes7741
    @davidparkes7741 4 года назад +461

    "Moon dementia."
    That.... That actually explains a lot when you think about this musical lol.

    • @FeepingCreature
      @FeepingCreature 4 года назад +31

      Too much moonsugar rots Khajiit's brainss.

    • @bessieburnet9816
      @bessieburnet9816 4 года назад +17

      That was pretty much the actual line. 😂

    • @biteyofbrackenwood
      @biteyofbrackenwood 4 года назад +7

      I just realized these might've been khajiits all this time and they're singing about Moonsugar ._.

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 года назад +1

      @@biteyofbrackenwood tf is a khajiits...?

    • @biteyofbrackenwood
      @biteyofbrackenwood 4 года назад +1

      @@DinosaurNick Khajiit are cat people that you obviously don't know about and they can be found in this game series called The Elder Scrolls.

  • @Caldella
    @Caldella 4 года назад +631

    "I know he does not cheat, but he will."
    "The beer is back."
    "It seems that the fire is not strong enough."
    This song is about an alcoholic on the verge of a breakup.

    • @ghost-yq5yk
      @ghost-yq5yk 4 года назад +13

      how tf did i not see this earlier you mad lad XD

    • @ghost-yq5yk
      @ghost-yq5yk 4 года назад +15

      oh and they are killing their husband

    • @jayjaywolf8988
      @jayjaywolf8988 4 года назад +17

      3:55 makes me think this alcoholic is also loosing a custody battle

    • @FlyingCookie13
      @FlyingCookie13 3 года назад +8

      *Love the Way You Lie has entered the chat*

    • @jessmires5504
      @jessmires5504 3 года назад +3

      *Purple. Purple*

  • @danixghozt7568
    @danixghozt7568 4 года назад +430

    "The previous day was tomorrow"
    "The next was terrible"
    "This is not a new day"
    Google translate has no time logic

    • @myrealnameisjohndoe116
      @myrealnameisjohndoe116 4 года назад +13

      Time travel
      The cat went back in time by a day, so for her the previous day would be what we would call tomorrow
      She then saw that the day after tomorrow was pretty messed up
      Then she attempted to use her time travel device again, only to end up at a day she already experienced

    • @mibusuzaku
      @mibusuzaku 4 года назад +8

      Obviously all those lines declare the truth, catz is a show about a bunch of cats trapped in a Groundhog Day situation and the only exit they know about is having a single cat die under a specific moon allows that cat to exit the loop, either to see a new day or die, whichever they cannot know as they are still stuck in the loops.
      It all makes sense now.

    • @game.surveyors2728
      @game.surveyors2728 4 года назад +4

      Quite true to be honest. Like:
      The next day will be tomorrow. So when we came to the next day, tomorrow became today and when the next day of tomorrow came, that tomorrow will be come the past day. So "the previous day was tomorrow" is actually true. :)))) jk

    • @notsodaily6358
      @notsodaily6358 4 года назад +2

      This whole comment chain is full of paragraphs lol. Let me fit in.
      Thisjdijwiwkwnsjshdjdbeiwjjaoaaj aparsagtapfienjwa ba sjshejsiesns

    • @Tori_wee
      @Tori_wee 4 года назад +2

      Let me explain. It's because yesterday she time traveled to the next day after the current day but then she realized that tomorrow is a bad day so she went back to today and now she decided to tell everyone that tomorrow was a bad day. Am I right?

  • @prestonisweird
    @prestonisweird 4 года назад +474

    "I want to die forever" *two seconds later* "I'm back"
    I felt that.

    • @avapaull3814
      @avapaull3814 4 года назад +15

      ^^^Someone coming back from depression.

    • @user-tb6ee9sj1x
      @user-tb6ee9sj1x 4 года назад +11

      “Don’t let me know happiness”.

  • @fishnewt1331
    @fishnewt1331 4 года назад +403

    “The previous day was tomorrow.”
    Wait, what? Google translate, what was in that beer you had?

    • @Poppy-pi2le
      @Poppy-pi2le 4 года назад +2

      Fish Newt 😂

    • @dancetroupe1
      @dancetroupe1 4 года назад +2

      It is just saying 2 days ago.

    • @dragonpheonix2095
      @dragonpheonix2095 4 года назад

      Time Travel

    • @Haloangel204
      @Haloangel204 4 года назад

      Groundhog Day XD

    • @theonden5041
      @theonden5041 4 года назад +7

      "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff."
      -The Doctor
      Problem solved, google is a timelord

  • @andymac8437
    @andymac8437 4 года назад +458

    “The beer is back”
    Google translate is officially an alcoholic

  • @onikrii7469
    @onikrii7469 4 года назад +183

    "Don't let me know happiness"
    "Crush yourself"
    "I want to die forever"
    Google Translate now has depression.

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +7

      how dare they do that to SpongeBob >:(

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 3 года назад +9

      It's probably from us laughing at its poor translation abilities. Sorry, not sorry.

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 года назад +379

    "Collection of dried leaves...with a candle in my shoe." Sounds like out of context lines from a poem.

    • @defectedzombie7348
      @defectedzombie7348 4 года назад +3

      Kobold

    • @defectedzombie7348
      @defectedzombie7348 4 года назад +1

      U NO TAKE CANDLE

    • @Olivia_220
      @Olivia_220 4 года назад +6

      English teachers if they heard this:
      Now Can you explain what this means please.

    • @danielc2310
      @danielc2310 4 года назад +2

      That’s what happened when Jack tried to jump over the candlestick but pulled a Humpty Dumpty.

    • @msoileau83
      @msoileau83 4 года назад +1

      Kind of like the play....

  • @ic_y
    @ic_y 4 года назад +1756

    "The previous day was tomorrow"
    "The next day was terrible"
    "This is not a new day"
    *I want to die forever*

  • @matthewcooper4248
    @matthewcooper4248 4 года назад +333

    "I want to die forever."
    That - that's literally the opposite of the show.

    • @hotdog0275
      @hotdog0275 3 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @davidalicea6705
      @davidalicea6705 3 года назад +4

      But if she's in a time loop she can not die

    • @alessandro5932
      @alessandro5932 2 года назад +2

      When we watch the movie, we want to die forever.

    • @purplebec9112
      @purplebec9112 2 года назад +3

      Some people like me say thats basically the premise.

    • @NetHaunt
      @NetHaunt 2 года назад +1

      Actually, no. The entire premise of Cats is that the cats hate having so many lives (nine we are told... this was a joke, or was it...) and want to just stay dead and be one with the universe rather than stuck in this place of hell on earth. They are all actively competing to see which cat is to become the lucky cat that gets picked to die. Each of the cats then tries to persuade the other cats to all vote them / their candidate off the island using song and dance numbers that describe who they are and why they deserve the pick. In the end the old worn down cat is allowed to be the one to die.

  • @The-ix5tb
    @The-ix5tb 4 года назад +100

    "The handsome man was on fire and was already lit"
    "It will be breakfast"
    These two sentence combined indicates something

  • @angeladavidson2350
    @angeladavidson2350 4 года назад +329

    "I know that he does not cheat, but he will." -Angelica to Eliza at some point definitely

    • @No-899
      @No-899 4 года назад +9

      Accurate

    • @rivby3695
      @rivby3695 4 года назад +11

      Also, when she said "my son" i thought "i'm not your son"

    • @hummingbirdspark3998
      @hummingbirdspark3998 4 года назад +4

      Which Eliza? Eliza pancakes? Eliza Hamilton? Some other Eliza? GIVE ME CONTEXT

    • @angeladavidson2350
      @angeladavidson2350 4 года назад +3

      @@hummingbirdspark3998 Hamilton sorry 😂😂

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 4 года назад +3

      @@hummingbirdspark3998
      It's Sims, so probably Eliza Pancakes too.

  • @detectivestudios7699
    @detectivestudios7699 4 года назад +275

    Google translate has predicted it: "I'm a Cat, and it's a bad thing".

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 4 года назад +30

      b i s c u i t s

    • @agentw1516
      @agentw1516 4 года назад +34

      "My soul, mostly gingerbread."

    • @No-899
      @No-899 4 года назад +19

      I’m bad art

    • @Artist-128
      @Artist-128 4 года назад +11

      This, I am going to Hell... oh, no...

    • @WyxienTheFox
      @WyxienTheFox 4 года назад +10

      *Fight with strangers*

  • @ifanarieffahrurozi6904
    @ifanarieffahrurozi6904 4 года назад +67

    "The previous day was tomorrow"
    Well, that makes sense because the moon got dementia

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +6

      Love him or hate him he spitting straight facts (sorry if repost)

  • @eclecticdog2k901
    @eclecticdog2k901 4 года назад +266

    It’s official: Google Translate hates cats. From “I do not want to be a cat” in Friend Like Me, to an actual cat (Scar) excited to become a taxi instead, to “I’m a cat - and it’s a bad thing” from Bad Guy - and now the complete butchering of a song sung by cats, involving making them want to die forever.
    Poor cats.

    • @naomideoliveira1886
      @naomideoliveira1886 4 года назад +20

      Agreed. I’m a cat person and I’m offended.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 года назад +16

      I don’t know if I should be offended or continue to die laughing

    • @eclecticdog2k901
      @eclecticdog2k901 4 года назад +6

      Probably both 😂

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 года назад +5

      @@naomideoliveira1886 same but I still die laughing XD

    • @kateyhajer4882
      @kateyhajer4882 4 года назад +4

      how dare google translate betray us cat lovers!!!!

  • @ashethewitch1156
    @ashethewitch1156 4 года назад +354

    "then the wind begins to suck"
    long hair problems

    • @toboringo
      @toboringo 4 года назад +4

      RELATE!

    • @nah4266
      @nah4266 4 года назад +3

      YES😂😂

    • @Artist-128
      @Artist-128 4 года назад +1

      *Vaati has entered the chat

    • @amykeith9426
      @amykeith9426 4 года назад +2

      candy sweet I actually thought about my grandma with that line strangely enough. She was a very positive person but she always had a hard time with “that darn wind” as she used to say. 😌

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 года назад

      True. xD

  • @dawn6597
    @dawn6597 4 года назад +519

    "I'm a yippeudago"
    -Google translate 2019
    Can't wait to see what 2020 has in store... haha

    • @DaveLH
      @DaveLH 4 года назад +23

      I tried to put "yippeudago" into GT by itself with "Language detect" turned on, and it drew a blank. So WTH??

    • @DaveLH
      @DaveLH 4 года назад +32

      "She softly and suddenly vanished away, for the cat was a yippeudago, you see." (Apologies to Lewis Carroll)

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 4 года назад +26

      @@FlameEmber Gotta be honest, the moments when the google translator doesn't know how to translate a word back and just leaves it make for some of the best randomness

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 года назад +2

      DaveLH Alice in Wonderland...?

    • @sirtinythe3rdofitaly
      @sirtinythe3rdofitaly 4 года назад +1

      I saw this right as it played

  • @sophieg9601
    @sophieg9601 4 года назад +36

    "Uncle's voice comes from the tarmac"
    Oh no, they cemented Uncle!!

  • @crimson6031
    @crimson6031 4 года назад +74

    This song LITerally tells a story :
    A serial killer trapped their uncle under their tarmac,
    they were happy because they had problems with their uncle and now he’s gone,
    but they still had more troubles with their cheating boyfriend, so they drank.
    then they tried to set the handsome man on fire,
    but had trouble because at first the fire was not strong enough,
    but then it got stronger and the handsome man was lit on fire,
    then they had a memorial. After they had breakfast ofc.
    Then after that they fell into depression and wanted to die forever.
    After they got out of depression they felt like they were on vacation, but then fell into it again and it felt like today was tomorrow.
    Then they became friends with Moses.
    After that, they were reminded of the cheater, and just said,
    “he’s a bad smell”
    then they started making RUclips videos and editing.
    Then it became christmas,
    after Christmas they felt like the sun went away and they became increasingly sadder.
    Then they committed suicide :)
    just my opinion ahahahhaHAHAHAHah.. haah.. haha... ah.. ha.

  • @leonineKelter
    @leonineKelter 4 года назад +887

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Not even ur mom:
    Google: *I'm a yippeudago*

  • @Shirleydocious
    @Shirleydocious 4 года назад +258

    “The beer is back” Google Translate remains being an alcoholic xD

  • @holyshard530
    @holyshard530 4 года назад +49

    "I want to die forever"
    "im back"
    Pretty much explains the afterlife in the CATS universe

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +2

      Let's mention Tom Holland 4 years before his role

  • @lucasrommel6545
    @lucasrommel6545 4 года назад +12

    Original Version: I must think of a new life
    Google Translate version: *I want to die forever*

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад

      0
      Posted by/
      1 day ago
      Hi

  • @kamush4172
    @kamush4172 4 года назад +549

    It’s just the cgi is weird. Weird plots are ok

    • @liesvandenplas8066
      @liesvandenplas8066 4 года назад +77

      Also they fully kept the human noses. The musical had/has full faces of make up and a sense of wonder! I mean the average make up time for one of the cats is about 20 to 30 minutes, depending on the cat. Bombalurina (who I have played) has a very intricate design on her face, so it took me about 25 minutes after getting used to doing it and then there were still the costumes (they are a lot harder to put on than you'd think), the wigs and the warm ups and run throughs.

    • @PrincessofEllabur
      @PrincessofEllabur 4 года назад +3

      @@liesvandenplas8066 the faces got added on in CGI..

    • @JJoy-bk8yr
      @JJoy-bk8yr 4 года назад +16

      @@liesvandenplas8066 I agree, they should have used the CGI to do cat-type noses and upper lips.

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina 4 года назад +21

      It's understandable why the live actors looked human, and those do good with what they've got, but if you have CGI and _aren't_ limited to what you can do with costumes, why not go all-out with it and _actually make them cats?_ And not, you know, make them LESS convincing than the stage actors?

    • @rozatoth1934
      @rozatoth1934 4 года назад +9

      @@liesvandenplas8066 Oh, so that's what made them look so strange! Thanks for calling my attention to it :)
      They should have gone for a Broadway look instead. That looked a lot better.

  • @gatonephist7255
    @gatonephist7255 4 года назад +475

    "It seems that the fire is not strong enough"
    **two lines later**
    "The handsome man was on fire and was already lit"
    Now I'm trying to decide whether the handsome man was trying to help with the fire, or whether somebody else was trying to set the handsome man on fire and had trouble at first because the fire was not strong enough.

    • @Staggy-or9tb
      @Staggy-or9tb 4 года назад +52

      The second one makes more sense since the next line is “it will BE breakfast”
      Apparently Google Translate is a cannibal.

    • @eclecticdog2k901
      @eclecticdog2k901 4 года назад +22

      I mean, technically GT is only a cannibal if it’s eating another translation software....🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @dionysusperson1037
      @dionysusperson1037 4 года назад +19

      But, hey! That's just a theory. A translate theory!

    • @rexcake
      @rexcake 4 года назад +13

      He was so lit he spontaneously combusted

    • @boybreakdowns
      @boybreakdowns 4 года назад +4

      @@dionysusperson1037 aaaaaaand cut!

  • @traceyh7444
    @traceyh7444 4 года назад +122

    "I want to die forever"
    "I'm back"
    Google Translate, indecisive as ever
    I laughed so hard 🤣🤣

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon 3 года назад +3

      Not really, it makes perfect sense, for someone who wants to die, but is unable to. Considering other parts of the song seems to imply a time loop going on...

  • @Robbie32
    @Robbie32 4 года назад +46

    "The previous day was tomorrow." Technically true. Every day was tomorrow from the perspective of the day before that.

    • @opheliaxx9382
      @opheliaxx9382 3 года назад +9

      my brain went into cardiac arrest reading this

  • @FreakHarryPotter
    @FreakHarryPotter 4 года назад +25

    "You're the banana."
    The depressed banana you met?

  • @janavanbellingen8531
    @janavanbellingen8531 4 года назад +15

    If you combine every sentence that actually makes sense in all of the videos, you get a Google translate who has been betrayed, has a whole slew of mental issues, and now is apparently paranoid their new boyfriend will cheat on them. Lovely

    • @taylor-annmann9287
      @taylor-annmann9287 4 года назад

      Jana Van Bellingen wow

    • @thecroc
      @thecroc 4 года назад

      And an absolutely massive drinking problem

  • @CharlieSaccodance
    @CharlieSaccodance 4 года назад +30

    “The previous day was tomorrow “ - life in this pandemic

  • @myrealnameisjohndoe116
    @myrealnameisjohndoe116 4 года назад +31

    “The previous day was tomorrow”
    Maybe that doesn’t make sense to a normal person who has only traveled forward in time, but it seems clear to me that the cat singing that song is a time traveler.

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 3 года назад +7

      Or was cursed with being trapped in a time loop groundhog's day style. Take your pick

  • @ttessie
    @ttessie 4 года назад +77

    "I'd like to skip"
    Me every time a RUclips Ad interrupts the video

  • @dunamisempologus782
    @dunamisempologus782 4 года назад +118

    *"The previous day was tomorrow...*
    *This is not a new day."*
    Hmmm Interesting...I think I saw a pattern.
    Apparently Google's AI watched Terminator.

    • @PrincessofEllabur
      @PrincessofEllabur 4 года назад +3

      while getting drunk, on white wine and looking for bears on trees with boyfriend Chuck while third person taking their lunch away?

    • @___behlul1938
      @___behlul1938 4 года назад +2

      Plus *tomorrow was terrible* like what the f-

    • @gamesandglory1648
      @gamesandglory1648 4 года назад +2

      Groundhogs day

    • @DangardsBrain
      @DangardsBrain 4 года назад +1

      And the thumbs up is now Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

  • @nubis_darkside33
    @nubis_darkside33 4 года назад +54

    Google: "Purple.. Purple!"
    Probably every FNAF fan: "Purple guy?!"

  • @alintje11
    @alintje11 4 года назад +20

    Laughed out loud at the 'I'm back' after dramatically dying forever :")

    • @Dermacrosis
      @Dermacrosis 4 года назад

      Try her "Heart attack" song :-)

  • @peridotplatypus
    @peridotplatypus 4 года назад +74

    "I know he does not cheat, but he will"
    Its like Angelica at Hamilton lmao

  • @catchupichu
    @catchupichu 4 года назад +95

    "I want to die forever"
    Google Translate has apparently had a really rough life. To be honest, does anyone ever ask: how is Google Translate?

    • @tyffani9931
      @tyffani9931 4 года назад +3

      Me !

    • @fangirldreamer748
      @fangirldreamer748 4 года назад +4

      When is Google Translate?
      Who is Google Translate?
      Why is Google Translate?

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina 4 года назад +2

      I asked "How is Google Translate?"
      It answered "Google translates into Google? ?"

  • @michaelwu2088
    @michaelwu2088 4 года назад +18

    "The previous day was tomorrow". That sounds like every philosopher xD.

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +1

      Best yo mama jokes I've ever heard

  • @snoproblem
    @snoproblem 4 года назад +14

    "The handsome man was on fire and already lit... it will be breakfast."
    Mmm, handsome man and eggs - make mine over easy!

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +1

      Make him famous

    • @Retrenorium
      @Retrenorium 3 года назад +1

      *eggs* ?

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +1

      @@Retrenorium a poopoo head

  • @alliestardust9643
    @alliestardust9643 4 года назад +151

    "Its literally still night time" That's it. That's the whole musical.

  • @crystalward1444
    @crystalward1444 4 года назад +37

    "Christmas, it was eaten and I was gone." Yeah, that's totally a cat's true nature.

  • @solidmoonbeams8939
    @solidmoonbeams8939 3 года назад +29

    I would listen to an actual cover of Memory, her voice is so beautiful

  • @Wiseong23
    @Wiseong23 4 года назад +16

    From what I assume:
    "I am yippeudago" sounds very close to "예쁘다고" or "이뻐다고" which is Korean for the indirect speech form for "pretty".
    So that means "They say I'm pretty" if from Korean to English
    So yeah, go on and scroll through the comments

  • @JanAside
    @JanAside 4 года назад +283

    "I know he does not cheat but he will"
    Is this every woman's thoughts in a relationship

    • @laelaps5246
      @laelaps5246 4 года назад +32

      The handsome man was on fire :I

    • @timefliesaway999
      @timefliesaway999 4 года назад +21

      Rocio Lezcano but the fire was not strong enough

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 4 года назад +2

      Actually, yes. They're mine. But.... They're about myself.

    • @IvyG-C
      @IvyG-C 4 года назад +1

      Don’t know me happinesssss

    • @leonineKelter
      @leonineKelter 4 года назад +1

      Not me
      I'm pan and got a girl:)

  • @therian3514
    @therian3514 4 года назад +351

    Please make “you’re a mean one mister grinch” google translated

    • @stargirl7646
      @stargirl7646 4 года назад +10

      Therian 351 YESSS

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 года назад +7

      Yes! Haha.

    • @TheMoonEcat
      @TheMoonEcat 4 года назад +2

      That would be wild.

    • @avapaull3814
      @avapaull3814 4 года назад +3

      This would be so hilarious.😆

    • @nicbrant570
      @nicbrant570 4 года назад +29

      so I just translated it using German, Corsican, and a few other languages, and this is what I got. Help, I'm dying of laughter.
      Mr. Grech, your intermediary
      Yes really hot
      They cry like an enchanting cactus like a naked eagle
      Yes you are a dark haired banana!
      Mr. Smile, you are a monster
      Your heart is empty
      Your brain is full of spider. Smile, there is garlic in your soul
      I won't touch the nineteen foot bar!
      Mr. Smile, they are little
      In your happy mandate
      Mr. Smile, you have all the sweet seafood
      If you have a choice, I'll go for an octopus!
      Mr. Grinch, you're an idiot
      Brutally annoying car
      Mr. Smile, your heart is full of washable socks
      Here are three words that best describe you, and quote them
      "Smelly, smelly, smelly!"
      Mr. Grinch, you are a router
      You are the king of sinners
      Mr. Grech, a purple tomato in your heart is dead
      Our soul is a garbage dump full of fear and horror
      Evaluation of inert waste

  • @almostjay159
    @almostjay159 3 года назад +11

    I haven't seen anyone mentioning this, but wow. She's such a great singer. This song is the hardest to sing in the entire damn musical.

  • @Random1785YT
    @Random1785YT 3 года назад +8

    “The previous day was tomorrow”
    Oh how silly of me! Of course!

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +1

      What, just what

  • @flkgjwk
    @flkgjwk 4 года назад +153

    Yesterday was tommorow
    Isn't yesterday two days ago's tommorow so this statement is true

    • @30-x-dshaayonchakravarty85
      @30-x-dshaayonchakravarty85 4 года назад +5

      BIG BRAIN

    • @aubrey7116
      @aubrey7116 4 года назад +8

      But “the previous day was tomorrow” only makes sense if you’re a time traveler.
      WHICH would actually be cool if you went back in time to stop a big disaster and you went to two days before the event. You describe it and then you say that it was caused by things that happened the day before the event (“the previous day”). They ask when that was and you say “the previous day was tomorrow.”
      Wow you actually read this good job

    • @PrincessofEllabur
      @PrincessofEllabur 4 года назад

      @@aubrey7116 but there are some fixed points in time which can't be unchanged

    • @minecraftbee1236
      @minecraftbee1236 4 года назад

      Trie

    • @minecraftbee1236
      @minecraftbee1236 4 года назад

      True

  • @cme_epicness
    @cme_epicness 4 года назад +78

    “Crush yourself”
    Ok, google, calm down. What have I done this time

    • @amsalterzo
      @amsalterzo 4 года назад +1

      Just imagen Elsa singing "crush yourself, crush yourself.

    • @cme_epicness
      @cme_epicness 4 года назад +1

      Amsal T 😂

  • @humanatee6639
    @humanatee6639 4 года назад +8

    “The previous day was tomorrow” isn’t that the plot of the final of phineas and ferb?

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +1

      post on a video about a website being down which has nothing to do with art or anime at all.

  • @nightlingproductions8643
    @nightlingproductions8643 4 года назад +15

    ”Remember this is a mirror "
    Every loading screen tip ever

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +1

      Nice Kid, You Got There

  • @Atomic_Unicorn13
    @Atomic_Unicorn13 4 года назад +118

    "I want to die forever" lol wow Google Translate is so emo

  • @linusblanket32
    @linusblanket32 4 года назад +38

    Got a commercial for the Cats movie right before this...coincidence?

    • @miloshort3553
      @miloshort3553 4 года назад +4

      I think not

    • @callumtait4793
      @callumtait4793 4 года назад +1

      Me 2!

    • @aubrey7116
      @aubrey7116 4 года назад +3

      They will often show ads that are related to the video you’re watching

  • @abbyhenkin7604
    @abbyhenkin7604 4 года назад +17

    Me: can we see cats the musical
    Mom: we have cats at home
    _cats at home:_

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 года назад +1

      Cats at home: PuUUuURrrrrRRRpPPPpPLLLLlLEeeeeEWE *paints their fur purple to represent the cats behind the slaughter*

    • @Mochi_Kiti
      @Mochi_Kiti 3 года назад

      Its better

  • @CarolineLockMusic
    @CarolineLockMusic Год назад +3

    Can we talk about how amazing an actress Malinda is? Her face on "my son" goes through so many different micro-expressions of sorrow that I forget that I'm listening to something funny and instead feel like I'm watching King David weep for Absalom. Breathtaking.

  • @timefliesaway999
    @timefliesaway999 4 года назад +148

    “Christmas”
    “It was eaten”
    Can’t wait for this day to come!

    • @ndJssFlurt
      @ndJssFlurt 4 года назад +11

      It won't come, it was eaten.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 года назад +2

      Sounds like something the Grinch would say

    • @robos3809
      @robos3809 4 года назад +2

      It also said it will be a unique memorial

    • @amykeith9426
      @amykeith9426 4 года назад

      TimeFliesAway it makes sense. It’s what you do in Christmas. You eat. Spend time with the fam and then eat. Christmas was eaten. Maybe GT used it in metaphorical terms?

    • @everlyw7892
      @everlyw7892 4 года назад +1

      The next day was a horrible day
      Christmas
      It was eaten
      Well that makes sence

  • @adamH.1
    @adamH.1 4 года назад +56

    "Moon dementia". Wow. Sequel to "In the sun".

    • @DavidTShaw
      @DavidTShaw 4 года назад +12

      "Moon dementia" is going to be a player name for me next time I get into a game.
      It was my favourite line, with:
      "I know he does not cheat but he will"
      "I want to die forever. I'm back" and
      "then the wind begins to suck"
      GT really skewed the lyrics this time - heaven!

    • @dominiklehn2866
      @dominiklehn2866 4 года назад +3

      "i had a dodo in the sunrise"

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 года назад

      "Wait dude"

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 3 года назад +6

    If you think this is weird, imagine what would happen if it tried to translate Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats... or The Rum Tum Tugger, Macavity, Skimbleshanks, Mr. Mistoffelees or literally any song that heavily features non-existent words.

  • @johnruschmeyer5769
    @johnruschmeyer5769 4 года назад +18

    "The previous day was tomorrow." Wasn't that an episode of Star Trek?

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +1

      The comment section is a literal church

  • @anothernerdontheinternet
    @anothernerdontheinternet 4 года назад +29

    "Moon dementia? Crush yourself"
    Why does it sound like me that one time i spent a week without sleeping?

  • @puredemon5926
    @puredemon5926 4 года назад +67

    "I want to die forever"
    "I'm back"
    Me with school. lol

    • @WinxAliNelCielo
      @WinxAliNelCielo 4 года назад +2

      “ I want to die forever “ , me in school
      “ I`m back “ when i graduated ( June 2005 )

  • @dhk1126
    @dhk1126 4 года назад +8

    Hahahahaa 1:31 Yippeudago means "(to say that I was) beautiful" in Korean! So basically the translation was good from eng(or whatever language) to Kor but obviously not the other way around! Lol

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад

      These kids have a better love life than me...

  • @lollypop7503
    @lollypop7503 4 года назад +4

    1:22 every cat owner ever😂😂😂

  • @packer7915
    @packer7915 4 года назад +18

    So Google Translate is taking a break from wine and going back to beer.

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 4 года назад +26

    None:
    Literally noone:
    Not even a single soul on the entire planet, including all the cats on earth:
    Goggle Translate: *yippeudago*

  • @danielsnoap9782
    @danielsnoap9782 4 года назад +3

    Grizabella: "The handsome man was on fire and was already lit!"
    Old Deuteronomy: "Ok, I've heard enough, I'm making you the Jellicle choice, because you'll clearly be a danger to yourself and others if I don't."

  • @luwakdoesart1244
    @luwakdoesart1244 4 года назад +5

    The previous day was tomorrow...
    Wait-
    **Confused cat noises**

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +1

      When the imposter is sus! 😳

  • @zendikarisparkmage2938
    @zendikarisparkmage2938 4 года назад +9

    "The previous day was tomorrow."
    Go home, time, you're drunk.

  • @nicobones9608
    @nicobones9608 4 года назад +5

    The occasional commentaries and facial reactions are what really make the comedy.

  • @ironcladbard5952
    @ironcladbard5952 4 года назад +3

    “ A dodo in a sunrise”
    Me “yes! Yes please”

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад

      SPOILERS: There’s no little update

  • @IntelliJr
    @IntelliJr 4 года назад +6

    3:24 Can't stop laughing

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад

      I'm not having a shirt on

  • @Mia-sr2mo
    @Mia-sr2mo 4 года назад +40

    “You’re the banana”
    Google translate has never been more right

  • @gloriaguo229
    @gloriaguo229 4 года назад +195

    “The previous day was tomorrow”
    *40 hours later*
    Still trying to figure out how that works

    • @chesirecat2969
      @chesirecat2969 4 года назад +6

      Time loop bullshits

    • @dj_artscape
      @dj_artscape 4 года назад +6

      Time travel

    • @Staggy-or9tb
      @Staggy-or9tb 4 года назад +11

      Peony the Pinecone To be honest though, it DOES make sense if you think about it too much...
      Here’s why:
      Let’s say it’s Wednesday today. Yesterday was Tuesday, right? Yes.
      But if we say today is Monday (instead), Tuesday is actually tomorrow...
      So technically, the previous day WAS tomorrow....
      :) hope this made sense..

    • @everlyw7892
      @everlyw7892 4 года назад

      Staggy 2464 oh wow

    • @aubrey7116
      @aubrey7116 4 года назад +2

      Write a sci-fi book about something that happened all in one day. It’s a recovery from all of the horrible things that happened the day before. It keeps speaking of these things that happened “the previous day.” People know this is the future, but they convince themselves that it’s far outside their lifetime. This day comes to be known as “the previous day,” because it was the day before the main events of the book. Then, at the end of the story, when people are utterly horrified at the prospect of this day, and have convinced themselves that it’s far, far into the future, it says this: “oh, and by the way... ‘the previous day’ was tomorrow.”
      And it’s an amazing dramatic ending to the story :)

  • @Hello-wb2qi
    @Hello-wb2qi 3 года назад +1

    Is it just me or was that "vacation" so satisfying!
    Her run was so good!

  • @Luna-bo6sf
    @Luna-bo6sf 4 года назад +6

    3:17
    And even obvious, you are a banana
    You are a depressed banana I met
    You’re the banana
    I’m noticing a theme here

  • @letterborneVods
    @letterborneVods 4 года назад +25

    This proves once and for all that cats can’t have alcohol.

  • @beina1592
    @beina1592 4 года назад +6

    " I'm a yippeudago. "
    Google Translate was full of alcohol this day from now on.

  • @dilarakal4333
    @dilarakal4333 4 года назад +2

    Had to sing this for auditions. I got so sick of it that I never wanted to sing it again. But that being said, Google Translate with a combination of your gorgeous singing voice gives this song a new life for me.

  • @FayePhoenix13
    @FayePhoenix13 4 года назад +5

    "Id like to skip." Me when a song comes on my spotify playlist that i dont like

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +1

      Found this a while ago on a stream my brother was watching

  • @lieutenantnoa
    @lieutenantnoa 4 года назад +6

    My granddad his funeral was with the original song, R.I.P. 😭😭❤❤

  • @silentgamer4368
    @silentgamer4368 4 года назад +6

    "Christmas! It was eaten and I was gone. It will be a unique memorial, my son."
    Uhh...do we even want to know what that unique memorial would be?

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад

      Wow bro that's a lot

  • @tctt185_dg
    @tctt185_dg 4 года назад +7

    Speaking of t-shirts that I wanna see in the merch. How about a t-shirt using the line from this video: "The previous day was tomorrow". That will make more people confused.

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 3 года назад +6

    "I want to die forever - I'm back"
    Why is this the plot to CATS tho

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +1

      I smell SIMPS

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 3 года назад

      @@lara8975 Either you don't know what a simp is or I'm missing something

  • @ashethewitch1156
    @ashethewitch1156 4 года назад +31

    “I know he does not cheat. but he will"
    that moment when you watch a show and you have a feeling one of the good characters will become evil

  • @1996koke
    @1996koke 4 года назад +44

    When your boyfriend tells you, he has to do a "school project" at his ex's house 1:37

  • @jupiter8711
    @jupiter8711 4 года назад +3

    "Its seems the fire is not strong enough."
    Well its strong enough to completely destroy the amazon thats for sure.

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 года назад +1

      yes
      M E T A

  • @sanderfrost5382
    @sanderfrost5382 4 года назад +2

    Google Translate: "You're the banana."
    My brain, after watching and rewatching way too many of these videos: "YOU ARE A DEPRESSED BANANA I MET …!"