Suika, but losing crashes the game

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @mkoookm1
    @mkoookm1 Месяц назад +1021

    It's so funny that they start every video like "Suika has progressed so much in the last year" but the title of the video is like "Suika, but it stole my credit card number".

  • @meme_boi1012
    @meme_boi1012 Месяц назад +1276

    Alpha and Jo I want to inform you that there’s a suika game on Fortnite. Hoping this makes it into the suika week

    • @funkinfungoid
      @funkinfungoid Месяц назад +83

      THANK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION I'M TOPPING THAT LEADERBOARD ASAP

    • @mintjamss
      @mintjamss Месяц назад +59

      don't forget roblox suika, it has ranked matchmaking

    • @butter_0021
      @butter_0021 Месяц назад +18

      I just checked it out. My favorite part is that one of the pieces is just invisible.

    • @cheemsmp3
      @cheemsmp3 Месяц назад +1

      Tomorrow’s upload fs

    • @golira19
      @golira19 Месяц назад

      this almost certainly is making it into suika week

  • @fivernineteen
    @fivernineteen Месяц назад +107

    adds three modifiers that make the shapers triangles, and increase weight. Then proceed to question why everything is triangles, and heavier. Never change Alpharad Platinum

  • @Chefuvods
    @Chefuvods Месяц назад +63

    A signed copy of the cease and desist letter would be a crazy patron reward

  • @kormagogthedestroyer
    @kormagogthedestroyer Месяц назад +169

    The “watermelon” in Hokkaido game was Hokkaido, the largest prefecture in Japan and also its second largest island

  • @somerandomidiot8050
    @somerandomidiot8050 Месяц назад +133

    Here is the score distribution for this Suikalike! Reminder that original Suika's scoring goes 1-3-6-10-15-21-28-36-45-55 from merging two cherries to merging two melons.
    This Suikalike's progression seems to actually follow the same progression as the original! Off the top of my head, I can't remember any other ones that actually use the same one, so that's really neat! There's also some score fuckery with the combo mechanic. The higher your combo is, the larger the modifier that gets applied. I think it goes 1.2, 1.33, 1.42, 1.5, 1.61, 1.714, and continues increasing. Those are rough values, because I got some variable results from my calculations and the base point values aren't super round.

    • @nasty-white-dog
      @nasty-white-dog Месяц назад

      you're actually one of my favorite comments to find. I appreciate you

    • @nachinis
      @nachinis Месяц назад +7

      Incredible suikanalisis

    • @rmzing
      @rmzing Месяц назад

      Seems to just be 1.2, 1.3, 1.4, and so on

  • @draconis17
    @draconis17 Месяц назад +36

    This game lets you choose your animals, so if they weren't all perfect circles then you'd have to make a tierlist

  • @Jordan-iw7hf
    @Jordan-iw7hf Месяц назад +362

    Hear me out. 2025 suika year, with Alpharad Suika. All bangers, 365 days of suika.

    • @Korrui
      @Korrui Месяц назад +9

      Commenting for engagement bc yes please

  • @darvaza5140
    @darvaza5140 Месяц назад +46

    i like how that calico games managed to make such an impact on them that they keep bringing it up in these vids

  • @patheticest
    @patheticest Месяц назад +409

    please dont do shorts on this channel "got drunk the other night" needs to stay as the only short

  • @mathiasstewart2914
    @mathiasstewart2914 Месяц назад +17

    There is a minesweeper app for ios that has had a suika-like on it for longer than suika itself has existed. This reminded me of it because that one is also all circles, but I do still love passing the time with it.

  • @JustsomeKid93
    @JustsomeKid93 Месяц назад +13

    I really like the feature of the game crashing on every lose, I think that adds some good difficulty

  • @Dovinlefts
    @Dovinlefts Месяц назад +38

    Call this game Madagascar because those animals are in boxes.

  • @samlemay5333
    @samlemay5333 Месяц назад +178

    Og noita mode. For context, that game, at a certain point in development, would intentionally crash if you lost a run.

    • @The_Jumping_Box
      @The_Jumping_Box Месяц назад +13

      Famously the only game to ever do that

    • @123benyb
      @123benyb Месяц назад +4

      Because it's an awesome game

    • @ToonedMinecraft
      @ToonedMinecraft Месяц назад +1

      That was intentional!?

    • @LiliumOrientalis
      @LiliumOrientalis Месяц назад +1

      ​@@ToonedMinecraftyeah they had to hard restart the game after every run lol, i don't remember why

  • @Dani3e
    @Dani3e Месяц назад +3

    This one ((other than the crashing)) is actually really good

  • @dankwojak3689
    @dankwojak3689 Месяц назад +8

    Yes you should put suika in the bottom. It’s more captivating than you know

  • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
    @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Месяц назад +11

    imagine suika game except its like lose/lose. like it picks random files on your computer (probably based on the filesizes) and it duplicates them in accordance with the fruits merging. getting the watermelon would copy the biggest file on your computer, thus probably taking up alllll the space on your hard drive. thatd go hard someone should make that

    • @-FutureTaken-
      @-FutureTaken- Месяц назад +3

      unfortunately that would make it considered malware so it couldn’t be distributed on steam or itchio
      would be funny tho

    • @Wizardsaresquishy
      @Wizardsaresquishy Месяц назад +2

      I think this would go in the category of “ideas to torture your enemies to.”

    • @cakerealreal
      @cakerealreal Месяц назад +3

      this sounds really pay to win, big storage is thriving

    • @cabracadabra_4256
      @cabracadabra_4256 Месяц назад +1

      That elden ring game file is looking mighty menacing now

  • @Bobo12300
    @Bobo12300 Месяц назад +17

    I think the "bit" they're gonna do with breath of the wild/pointcrow is that it'd be a modded version of botw since Nintendo took down a lot of Pointcrow's modded vids on Botw

  • @SquidPartyDude
    @SquidPartyDude Месяц назад +48

    Man, I can’t wait to play some Suika Game!
    *loses*
    Game:
    *womp womp womp*
    *crashes*

  • @john_bowling
    @john_bowling Месяц назад +17

    suika game but freaking awesome

  • @dscherf77
    @dscherf77 Месяц назад +12

    Now you guys need to play the Netflix suika

  • @OmegaGrylls
    @OmegaGrylls Месяц назад +98

    Crashing is like softlocking’s older brother so they basically SOFTLOCKED SUIKA??!!???

    • @andres20111996
      @andres20111996 Месяц назад +17

      No

    • @DaniParre
      @DaniParre Месяц назад +5

      @@andres20111996Fair enough.

    • @OmegaGrylls
      @OmegaGrylls Месяц назад +17

      @@andres20111996oh shit ok I never thought about it like that

    • @RoseLexThorne
      @RoseLexThorne Месяц назад +3

      Isn't hardlocking(the game is completely unresponsive, the only solution is to physically restart the hardware) the big brother of softlocking?

    • @DaniParre
      @DaniParre Месяц назад +5

      @@RoseLexThorneFrom what I understand, crashing is the natural progression to hardlocking, and when a game stops responding it automatically crashes to prevent programs from running in an unresponsive state and causing data to just be thrown into the void for no reason

  • @fanoki3937
    @fanoki3937 Месяц назад +5

    Watch them have this entire year be separate games again even though they keep saying "we can play games more then once this year"

  • @charlesdelattre4770
    @charlesdelattre4770 Месяц назад +9

    This is like DDLC Suika, breaking the fourth wall and everything

    • @dianadiana9170
      @dianadiana9170 23 дня назад +1

      I hated the part where the chicken hung itself in animal suika

  • @Fishy270
    @Fishy270 Месяц назад +1

    just started playing melee because of this video thank you

  • @BananHippi
    @BananHippi Месяц назад +17

    Suika, but losing makes you play Phantom Dust for Xbox and Windows

  • @mercury6032
    @mercury6032 Месяц назад +3

    Nonono, i definetly think that the shorts having suika at the bottom would keep up more viewer retention because i genuinely get stuck watching those random suika game live tiktoks,,

  • @Castlecheck
    @Castlecheck Месяц назад +16

    I like Suika Week.

  • @ImBojackk
    @ImBojackk Месяц назад +1

    Steve's warehouse which is on steam would fit perfectly for your Suika Week of the year! I hope you play it next!

  • @GoodEggy
    @GoodEggy Месяц назад +1

    I dont want to sound greedy but 18:07 seems like a good transition spot

  • @namelesslilli7323
    @namelesslilli7323 Месяц назад +1

    i love have these videos to look forward to again, feels just like the good old times

  • @thatoneguy9582
    @thatoneguy9582 Месяц назад +3

    is this specifically the week of advanced suika?? all of these games have had bigass important mechanics in one way or another

  • @cookie_creations2162
    @cookie_creations2162 Месяц назад +6

    Steve's warehouse is a great game
    I recommend giving it a go

  • @usagitsukino1379
    @usagitsukino1379 Месяц назад +2

    Jo, that's a puffin :(

    • @usagitsukino1379
      @usagitsukino1379 Месяц назад +1

      The sky ones... it was a puffin... because puffins can fly

  • @brightknot
    @brightknot Месяц назад +3

    Customisable Suika is AWESOME

  • @GlupShooto
    @GlupShooto Месяц назад +2

    The perfect study background noise channel if back in full force

  • @brendenstaab1131
    @brendenstaab1131 Месяц назад +4

    8:46 can we get a sound off going in the comments from those of us who kept the faith and stayed subbed?

  • @GeorgeMarionerd
    @GeorgeMarionerd Месяц назад +2

    Luigi is canonically a greasy, greasy man.

  • @pixelator9002
    @pixelator9002 Месяц назад

    please shorts with suika would be so hype

  • @CheeetosWorld
    @CheeetosWorld Месяц назад +11

    4:28 game crashes

  • @jpk1626
    @jpk1626 Месяц назад +5

    You should’ve renamed the channel Alpharad Plus Ultra

    • @mexikann6248
      @mexikann6248 Месяц назад

      Wait, you're on to something.

  • @noiceman5831
    @noiceman5831 Месяц назад +5

    9:02 say that again… Angry birds week confirmed?

  • @thebestshowintheuniverse8647
    @thebestshowintheuniverse8647 Месяц назад

    This needs to be a series

  • @BevinEG
    @BevinEG Месяц назад

    This one is really wholesome. Elite status Suika-like for sure.
    Also Eric, come play. Ignore the bit.

  • @Bimflam-ib7og
    @Bimflam-ib7og Месяц назад

    Hearing that you guys know what skulls are and that you’re excited to play Halo makes me so happy lmao. Halo + Alpharad Platinum = 💰

  • @wonderland7541
    @wonderland7541 Месяц назад +4

    “Suika”
    -Jo

  • @louisroy4911
    @louisroy4911 Месяц назад

    100% you should do suika in shorts and cement Alpharad Platinum as THE Suika channel

  • @springking3873
    @springking3873 Месяц назад +1

    13:15
    I hate when this happens in voice call with my friends am I right gangles

  • @colemanclark4027
    @colemanclark4027 Месяц назад +1

    This reminds me of episode 5 of suika week 2024

  • @KlericYT
    @KlericYT Месяц назад +2

    Hey.
    I can be your Eric Breath of the Wild guy if you want. 💪💅

  • @Reisen_Inaba
    @Reisen_Inaba Месяц назад +1

    Make sure the suika game footage in shorts is sped up

  • @wonderland7541
    @wonderland7541 Месяц назад +5

    Suika, but you’re Alpharad Platinum

  • @RedWingedHero
    @RedWingedHero Месяц назад +1

    Imagine if they played suika game next

  • @rentworth
    @rentworth Месяц назад +1

    the progression in this game makes me so angry it makes no sense

  • @electricVGC
    @electricVGC Месяц назад +1

    Finally a satisfying revelation that you've lost the game

  • @blooooooooooooooooooooooop
    @blooooooooooooooooooooooop Месяц назад

    If this was suika year, I would watch 365 suika videos

  • @Symphona750
    @Symphona750 27 дней назад

    bit where the main screen is subway surfers but the mini player is suika

  • @hypoluna
    @hypoluna Месяц назад

    is it shameful to say this might be my favourite youtube channel

  • @QuantumVT
    @QuantumVT Месяц назад +1

    i do not have the heart to tell jo that the "penguin" was actually a toucan

  • @TheMasonfrom3R
    @TheMasonfrom3R Месяц назад +2

    Custom Suika???? Woah

  • @luxiouss
    @luxiouss Месяц назад

    Jo is the mango of Alpharad Platinum. I’m done saying Jo is the mango of things for now.

  • @willtobey4849
    @willtobey4849 Месяц назад

    Even if it was just a week, I hope we get another suika week (in November next time because then when suika week should be)

  • @ardenfoxx6844
    @ardenfoxx6844 Месяц назад

    It would be fucking hilarious if Alpharad Platinum was just all suikalikes for the rest of the year

  • @TheUltima_Werewolf
    @TheUltima_Werewolf Месяц назад +1

    I love more Suikarad content

  • @janKepi
    @janKepi Месяц назад

    y'all should try dodecadone, it's a suika-like where the shapes have different mkodifiers that affect other shapes in the board. it's pretty nice

  • @oatmilkzombie
    @oatmilkzombie Месяц назад

    i love that yesterday they critiqued suika 3d for having multiple apples but not this one for having multiple dolphins

  • @WheelDragon
    @WheelDragon Месяц назад +1

    Ever heard of Steve's Warehouse? It's a roguelike Suika game

  • @Justin.002
    @Justin.002 Месяц назад

    hi jo ! glad you all are back 🫶

  • @hurou
    @hurou Месяц назад

    I know a game that can be stretched out a while because it is a long game with at least 9 completely different builds and more if you consider starting trait exclusive endings and the 3 main character treasures you get to pick from

  • @tomnook3274
    @tomnook3274 Месяц назад +12

    Suika week; the way home

  • @garretdrake2347
    @garretdrake2347 Месяц назад +5

    surely they must run out of suika likes eventually, yes?

  • @The_Purple_Trickster
    @The_Purple_Trickster Месяц назад

    My favorite part of the video was when the video crashed at the end that was very funny

  • @Malik-dm8ms
    @Malik-dm8ms Месяц назад

    Suika week should last the rest of the year. Then we get FPS Chess week

  • @TheDog-kk4sn
    @TheDog-kk4sn Месяц назад

    So you guys just max out these videos with ads, charming.

  • @golira19
    @golira19 Месяц назад

    im actually very happy to hear that they might still do the botw bit ive been waiting to know

  • @thiggo22
    @thiggo22 Месяц назад

    You guys should play Cute Suika: Big Watermelon, it has a lot of different modes with a very unique art style and it has shapes that differ from the average circular ball

  • @noia100
    @noia100 Месяц назад +1

    LETS GOOOOO JO SAID THEYRE GONNA PLAY HALO I THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING THEY WILL NEVER BRING UP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

  • @m.e.marcelane
    @m.e.marcelane Месяц назад +2

    Anyone else watching in the year of our lord and savior 2018?

  • @splatopher
    @splatopher Месяц назад +1

    unironically you need to put the suika at the bottom of shorts… just for the bit… definitely not because i need it for my attention span…

  • @mrsnheredia
    @mrsnheredia Месяц назад +1

    Think about having watermelon game play on the bottom of a short and watermelon game play on the top

  • @blekiscooler
    @blekiscooler Месяц назад

    Cats, dogs, dolphins, and hawks too! uhhh…. Can i just say I LOVE suika? 😄

  • @Lumii_on_yt
    @Lumii_on_yt Месяц назад +5

    THIS IS SO CUTE 0:15

    • @why3994
      @why3994 Месяц назад

      i agree :3

  • @_ssoup
    @_ssoup Месяц назад

    did you guys know, that alpharad, suika, and platinum, when put together, spell katana?

  • @beegman27
    @beegman27 Месяц назад

    the air "penguin" was a piffin, you sillies

  • @joselox0190
    @joselox0190 Месяц назад

    Is this year's gag mentioning that you can replay games, never do it and see how long it takes us to notice?

  • @tyxolotl
    @tyxolotl Месяц назад

    this is one you have to play again some time

  • @Nobodythatyouknowloll
    @Nobodythatyouknowloll Месяц назад

    softlocked? crashing? what’s next? breaking it?

  • @TheTitaniumSamurott
    @TheTitaniumSamurott Месяц назад +9

    Honestly based and more games should do this

    • @TheTitaniumSamurott
      @TheTitaniumSamurott Месяц назад +4

      Actually they should crash the PC

    • @Scarbonara_
      @Scarbonara_ Месяц назад +3

      ​​@@TheTitaniumSamurott When you lose, the game just goes 'Haha, womp womp', and your whole PC explodes

    • @onlykflow
      @onlykflow Месяц назад +1

      delete system32

    • @real3h
      @real3h Месяц назад

      when you lose every piece of plausible information that relates to you will be avaliable to the chinese government

  • @WackyTKKCalypso
    @WackyTKKCalypso Месяц назад

    9:00 shoebill stork spotted

  • @Gingerbreadley
    @Gingerbreadley Месяц назад

    I feel like the go back and replay games thing is going to end up a bit for a while.

  • @DipDip-sf6ml
    @DipDip-sf6ml Месяц назад

    kaido would've loved suika week

  • @ishketchup2794
    @ishketchup2794 Месяц назад +1

    You need to play steves warehouse at some point

  • @pickaxepixie518
    @pickaxepixie518 Месяц назад

    im ngl i would be so down for suika quarter.

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 Месяц назад

    They said shorts, but its still just beans

  • @connor5174
    @connor5174 Месяц назад

    Watched this while playing SSX Tricky.

  • @tysonfontanez
    @tysonfontanez Месяц назад

    Every single video they say "we're allowed to come back to games this year" which just further guarantees that they absolutely will not come back to any of these games this year

  • @rensin4666
    @rensin4666 Месяц назад

    im like 90% sure the bit was just having point crow play the game while they talk

  • @NotAiken
    @NotAiken Месяц назад

    Gotta love suika week

  • @alexk3309
    @alexk3309 Месяц назад

    The customzie hurts my soul bro 😭

  • @LnnyOsoTo
    @LnnyOsoTo Месяц назад

    I get it, I also wouldn't read the tutorial to a tetris-like, but it's hilarious that Alpha and Jo are losing their minds over the mechanics the games explains in detail at the start.
    I hope it was an intentional bit, I will not be convinced it was tho.