EX-GIRLFRIENDS seek REVENGE in yet another VANITY PROJECT!

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @Hykje
    @Hykje 4 месяца назад +361

    There is a Neil Breen in every country all over the world.

    • @chadwickerman
      @chadwickerman 3 месяца назад +16

      This guy makes Neil Breen look like Mr Rogers.

    • @loboneiner1034
      @loboneiner1034 3 месяца назад

      Neil Breen is a virus that's spreading

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 3 месяца назад +8

      Thank goodness!

    • @edwardx4979
      @edwardx4979 3 месяца назад +2

      How very true!

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 3 месяца назад +7

      "There can be only one."

  • @danielbrannon9513
    @danielbrannon9513 3 месяца назад +182

    Mustache guy: "I received an anonymous email."
    Idiot: "Do you know who sent it?"
    ... instant classic*

    • @tdata545
      @tdata545 3 месяца назад +2

      Real "Who's On First" bit. LOL...

  • @oscarharris4342
    @oscarharris4342 3 месяца назад +218

    I was an actor in this film, (the bartender watermelon guy) I took my girlfriend to the premier and we cried with laughter the entire time.
    Thank you for making me laugh uncontrollably at this review. 😂 this film is hilarious and glad to see you enjoyed it too.

    • @BlueLiminality
      @BlueLiminality 3 месяца назад +20

      I have so many questions: How was Brian offset? When did you know it was going to be a bad movie? And what was the deal with the watermelons?

    • @robsutton3092
      @robsutton3092 3 месяца назад +14

      Yes, we need more behind-the-scenes info on this movie. I look at the actual movies produced by these vanity projects as merely residue from the much more intriguing real-life behind-the-scenes events. Kind of like The Room and The Disaster Artist.

    • @linusfotograf
      @linusfotograf 3 месяца назад +15

      Tell us more!

    • @oscarharris4342
      @oscarharris4342 3 месяца назад +46

      I think everyone knew it was gonna be terrible, that why the director made specific attempts to lean into it. Honestly I don't think Jag (brian) really knew that we were leaning into the mockery of it. After the screening there was a Q and A and I specifically remember him saying how everything went perfect and he was just so happy about how perfect it was and how everyone did just did an a+ job in it 🤣

    • @robsutton3092
      @robsutton3092 3 месяца назад +7

      @@oscarharris4342 It makes me wonder if there is a need for all artists to be at least a little bit delusional. At least they seem to need to be delusional prior to any accolades or success. Maybe that goes for any endeavor pursued. Thank you for the info.

  • @Sheepy007
    @Sheepy007 4 месяца назад +148

    Gotta say , Mark, Fake mustache Boss might have been your best Self insert yet

    • @daveroche6522
      @daveroche6522 3 месяца назад +6

      Yep. Kinda like a VERY exaggerated Ryan George 'Producer Guy'. I really, really love the self-inserts (not least because they take so much time, effort and GOSHDARN IT creativity. AWESOME!

    • @aikisteven0616
      @aikisteven0616 3 месяца назад +2

      @@daveroche6522 Very exaggerated self-Inserts are TIGHT!

    • @Dan-di9jd
      @Dan-di9jd 3 месяца назад +1

      It was night and day compared to the movies sfx.

  • @silvernova354
    @silvernova354 4 месяца назад +165

    The copious amounts of green screen, the tiger, all the girls going after this guy who looks about 60 - as an Australian, I hereby christen this man "The Aussie Neil Breen".

    • @teammeteamus.8315
      @teammeteamus.8315 4 месяца назад +21

      Every country needs their own Neil Breen. It’s only fair.

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 3 месяца назад +10

      I support this notion! 😑☝🏻

    • @razorfin699
      @razorfin699 3 месяца назад +9

      Or Aussie Steven Seagal

  • @donaldfinch1411
    @donaldfinch1411 3 месяца назад +79

    Mid-Life Crisis Vanity Project is next year's new Oscar category.

    • @rameybutler-hm7nx
      @rameybutler-hm7nx 3 месяца назад +1

      Does that include megalopolis😅😅

    • @mwright_boomer
      @mwright_boomer 3 месяца назад +1

      This category would get me to start watching the Oscars again

    • @TheMightyCookieShow
      @TheMightyCookieShow 3 месяца назад

      Well it's at least as good as all the stuff Disney's doing.

    • @user-dd5eh5lu3o
      @user-dd5eh5lu3o 3 месяца назад +2

      mid life? This is more like late life crisis. It's a sunset movie.

  • @madalinam6183
    @madalinam6183 4 месяца назад +113

    The white suit and the superior mustache might be my favorite Mark self-insertion look. 😍

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 4 месяца назад +1

      @@madalinam6183 back off. Mark's mine 🫶🏼

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 3 месяца назад +3

      @@madalinam6183 mark is mine!!!!

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 3 месяца назад +1

      @@madalinam6183 stop removing the comment please RUclips

    • @madalinam6183
      @madalinam6183 3 месяца назад

      @samholdsworth420 yt is getting weird with comments. I just heard someone complaining that his replies to comments on his own videos were getting instantly deleted. Now I just got a notification about your replies to my comment and I see that they're from 3 weeks ago. Weird af.

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 4 месяца назад +68

    4:06 I like the fact they had the budget to hire a horse, but it seems the outside was too expensive for them so they green screened the horse.

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 3 месяца назад +11

      Haha true! It must be one of those indoor horses.

    • @radarlovedr
      @radarlovedr 3 месяца назад +3

      Man I was thinking the same thing!!

    • @joewyatt3581
      @joewyatt3581 3 месяца назад +7

      At least they a budget for anime

    • @robsutton3092
      @robsutton3092 3 месяца назад

      @@joewyatt3581Funny!! You guys are awesome! Indoor horses and budget allocation for anime.

    • @jeffp.7598
      @jeffp.7598 3 месяца назад

      It's just easier to film indoors.

  • @reignfire85
    @reignfire85 4 месяца назад +123

    That self-insert was great. "You just walked in here and took an empty office as your own" is basically the reverse of Milton from Office Space.

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 3 месяца назад +10

      Sounds like something George Costanza would do. "I could go hog-wild at a place like that!"

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 3 месяца назад +7

      I think it was a plotline of one episode of "Seinfeld", too.

    • @Ulron1
      @Ulron1 3 месяца назад +5

      @@drewgoin8849 Kramer did something like that, yeah

    • @derikmendez333
      @derikmendez333 3 месяца назад +4

      It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Mac does because it worked in that Michael J Fox movie

  • @thewanderingtomato7674
    @thewanderingtomato7674 4 месяца назад +258

    I made the mistake of watching this at the office. I was being very discreet for the most part but the mustache scene just killed me. I couldn't hold back. It was echoing laughter at that point, resonating all over the office.

    • @GoADHDGo
      @GoADHDGo 4 месяца назад +19

      I almost choked on a waffle when the stache appeared.

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 3 месяца назад +15

      Put up a banner reading "BUSINESS SUCCESS" and that will make up for it.

    • @neunleben1358
      @neunleben1358 3 месяца назад +7

      When I saw that part, I tell ya, I can't remember the last time my sides got hurt like this from laughing🤣😂

    • @waynechapman9823
      @waynechapman9823 3 месяца назад +1

      I thought that was John Kirby at the beginning. A creep playing a creep. Would’ve been fitting.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 3 месяца назад +7

      I broke a few ribs, but it was totally worth it 🙏

  • @Macephtopheles
    @Macephtopheles 4 месяца назад +101

    Pretty sure the waiter scene is the result of someone telling Bryan Fernandez "If you want a good bar scene to stand out, make sure there's a staff member with huge melons."
    He stared blankly at him, uncomfortably shook his hand for a long time while looking like he was at a urinal and made himself a mental note of that advice he'd been given...
    6:40 is the result of how he applied it.

  • @b.w.22
    @b.w.22 3 месяца назад +60

    I love the confidence of these weirdos - like Champagne & Bullets, the protagonist doesn’t exactly look like the sort of guy they wish they were. Far from a badass lothario, and with all due respect, this guy looks like he’d cook up a mean gyro and try to pitch me on some business idea while I’m waiting.

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 3 месяца назад +8

      He looks like the Regional Manager of an Office Supply chain store in the greater Mumbai Area.

    • @cannibalbunnygirl
      @cannibalbunnygirl Месяц назад

      He looks like my old boss at a cash and carry. Really nice guy, not weird like this dude but yeah, there's a severe solo corporate vibe

  • @Atom.Storm.
    @Atom.Storm. 3 месяца назад +39

    You know that Neil Breen saw the tiger and said "That ain't a real tiger"

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 2 месяца назад

      Not a REAL tiger like the one in “Pass Thru”! 🐅

  • @eurologic
    @eurologic 3 месяца назад +14

    Im from Perth, Australia where this was made and Id like to apologise for this very accurate display of what people are like here.
    Perth is the Indian-creep capital of the world and this documentary is about how they turn our women into toxic obssesors.

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 3 месяца назад +2

      Completely understand, friend.

  • @christopherjohnson7133
    @christopherjohnson7133 4 месяца назад +54

    I would so love to see an entire film like this with Mark replacing a supporting character in every scene. 😂

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 3 месяца назад +2

      I'd happily settle for a collection of inserts of Mark throughout famous scenes, like:
      "Actually, _Neo,_ there _is_ a spoon; it's right there in front of you. C'mon, man!"

  • @werdna9006
    @werdna9006 3 месяца назад +24

    Mark's sudden appearence as the boss with the 'tache had me in tears.

  • @DarlingMissDarling
    @DarlingMissDarling 3 месяца назад +33

    Wait, I'm sorry... Employee of the Month Gun?!
    What is happening? 😂

    • @kinkanalchemist
      @kinkanalchemist 3 месяца назад +6

      And it's not even an American company! 😂 Finally, someone else people can make gun jokes about 😅

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling 3 месяца назад +6

      Oh ok... after seeing the beefin mustache on his boss, an Employee of the Month Gun seems about right. 🤣

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 3 месяца назад +4

      I saw another post mention that the movie is actually satire of vanity projects, and that would explain these naked gun like moments.
      It is a vanity project satirizing vanity projects... but it is still a vanity project. XD

  • @johnpendarvis7885
    @johnpendarvis7885 3 месяца назад +14

    Hey, Grandpa's in a movie! And young girls have to kiss him!
    This vanity project is hilarious.

  • @ChestyVonF
    @ChestyVonF 3 месяца назад +21

    Man, back when I worked in an office, I used to love our bi-monthly "business success" parties.

  • @panderjitsinghvv8199
    @panderjitsinghvv8199 4 месяца назад +30

    "Like an angry muppet."
    That’s funny.

    • @GrandWagJeep
      @GrandWagJeep 3 месяца назад +2

      I was eating when he played the clip with the phone voice. I was choking for a solid 30 seconds.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 3 месяца назад

      On _&_ off the phone, as it turns out.

  • @deletedwaffles
    @deletedwaffles 3 месяца назад +16

    I love how these vanity projects always end up making the main character a douche even though you know he thought he was the super cool guy.

  • @illmsg77
    @illmsg77 4 месяца назад +27

    "I've seen it time and time again......in these movies" HILARIOUS

  • @johansmallberries9874
    @johansmallberries9874 4 месяца назад +45

    This man has “furniture store empire” money.

    • @marisasd9541
      @marisasd9541 3 месяца назад +2

      one of my thoughts was, these guys in these vanity projects always look like they buy their clothes and furnishings exclusively from stores that end in "emporium" or "city"! glad someone else understands the vibe!

  • @SquiresIsle
    @SquiresIsle 4 месяца назад +83

    "Who doesn't have a black Lamborghini? I have three."
    Oh nice you got triples? You gotta have triples.

    • @BrianClem
      @BrianClem 4 месяца назад

      If it's FREE, I'll take three! Oh, Lamborghinis? I have none 😢

    • @JohnnyFiction
      @JohnnyFiction 3 месяца назад +2

      Is that a bob odenkirk reference lol

    • @melvert33
      @melvert33 3 месяца назад +2

      I have a wife.....but she's dying

    • @iIliterati
      @iIliterati 3 месяца назад +3

      Ya, triples is nice. Triples is safe.

    • @thesame4076
      @thesame4076 3 месяца назад

      I had a toy one but it got burnt up

  • @kinkanalchemist
    @kinkanalchemist 3 месяца назад +22

    I NEED this director and Breen to collaborate on a project about a Breenesque superspy taking down a corrupt businessman as the both steal ladies back and forth from eachother. I want it so bad.

    • @malmnn
      @malmnn 3 месяца назад +3

      Yes, PLEASE!!

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 3 месяца назад +4

      Better start stocking up on laptops.

    • @3baxcb
      @3baxcb 2 месяца назад

      ​@@drewgoin8849And file folders full of generic backgrounds to apply to the overused green screen.

  • @1970DAH
    @1970DAH 3 месяца назад +15

    5:32 Mark, you were clearly wrong. The image from the cover/poster does appear in the movie. It's hanging right there on the wall.

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf 3 месяца назад +11

    5:20- I thought that was more a traditional anniversary gift. You know- paper, cotton, leather, flowers, portrait with tiger.

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 3 месяца назад

      And I'm pretty sure the tiger was one of those life-size cardboard pieces.

  • @The_Kentuckian
    @The_Kentuckian 4 месяца назад +35

    This film seems like an attempt at comedy. Not fully a "bad on purpose" movie, but definitely taking the piss.
    Also, Mark as the boss is one of the best green screen Mark moments.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 4 месяца назад +2

      Green screen king

    • @TemperedMedia
      @TemperedMedia 4 месяца назад +1

      This was DEFINITELY one of my favorite Mark moments.

    • @imissimeem
      @imissimeem 4 месяца назад +4

      Not sure how much of it is due to Mark's presentation, but it genuinely feels like the guy had some self-awareness. Just enough to know that it wouldn't work as a straightforward mystery/drama, and so tried to make something a little weird and fun instead. It's still a failure as far as I can tell, but respect for having any self-awareness at all if so.

    • @TaramiBedona
      @TaramiBedona 3 месяца назад +3

      Yes, this is definitely satire of vanity projects, rather than a vanity project in itself.
      There's a lot of "performative vanity", where the lead actor is inserted into typical situations from such movies, but the situation is deliberately undercut by a background gag (like someone getting a folder from the shelf while they're having sex). It's the kind of thing that happens in genuine vanity projects but as mistakes, like the hand of one of the crew catching the champagne glass in GetEven.
      That's why there's framing device of him watching the movie - to establish that Bryan Fernandez is a "real" person who's telling you a story about how awesome he is, but we know that isn't true. He's an actor - Jag Pannu - acting out a script written by another person and is directed by a third person.
      It's a fun idea though, and seems reasonably well executed.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 3 месяца назад

      @@TaramiBedona Ya know... if it was actually intentional, then the movie might actually be good.
      But the fact that you can't actually tell makes it great.

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 3 месяца назад +21

    Wow... the self-indulgence of this movie makes Geteven and Fateful Findings look tame.
    What a fucking accomplishment!

    • @AlphaFlight
      @AlphaFlight 3 месяца назад

      I would have to watch get even in order to clear my movie palette after watching this

  • @SirWilliamKidney
    @SirWilliamKidney 3 месяца назад +14

    OMG I absolutely lost it at 14:12 that f****** mustache omg Mark you've made my day :D

  • @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
    @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat 4 месяца назад +23

    Thanks. What makes these ego driven passion projects so hilarious is the narcissistic jerk making them is so self involved they can't even SEE how bad it is!! 😅❤

  • @andrelambert7180
    @andrelambert7180 3 месяца назад +13

    Oh, and I’m glad Neil Breen’s tiger found work in other movies.

  • @Honest_Grifter
    @Honest_Grifter 3 месяца назад +4

    Mark absolutely needs to check out "shotgun" starting stuart chapin... it's essentially samurai cop crossed with lethal weapon, complete with a BDSM millionaire bad guy and it's own 80s theme song... you won't be disappointed, it's one of my favorites

  • @DarlingMissDarling
    @DarlingMissDarling 3 месяца назад +11

    That gd party city panic button kicked a laugh outta me so forcefully that I think I barked.
    10 /10 beefy management mustaches

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 3 месяца назад +2

      I was wondering why Security responded when Brian hit the "Easy" button.

  • @katsrebro4684
    @katsrebro4684 4 месяца назад +80

    This man was 80% of the way through a Mambo No. 5 amount of lovers. 😅

    • @_Niki_224
      @_Niki_224 4 месяца назад +7

      🤣 omg right?! ..you’re not kidding !

    • @katsrebro4684
      @katsrebro4684 4 месяца назад

      @_Niki_224 he could have pulled more chicks if he'd booked the actual sexiest animals: Bonobos. Unless there was some edited out BDSM. Then the most sexy are llamas. 🤐

    • @madalinam6183
      @madalinam6183 4 месяца назад +7

      Excellent reference.

    • @Nikki_the_G
      @Nikki_the_G 4 месяца назад +7

      A little bit of Monica in my life
      A little bit of Erica by my side
      A little bit of Rita's all I need
      A little bit of Tina's what I see
      A little bit of Sandra in the sun
      A little bit of Mary all night long
      A little bit of Jessica, here I am
      A little bit of you makes me your man (ha!)

    • @kinkanalchemist
      @kinkanalchemist 3 месяца назад +3

      I mean, we don't know his past....

  • @katherineheasley6196
    @katherineheasley6196 3 месяца назад +6

    I think Champagne and Bullets/Geteven is still my favorite vanity project I've seen on this channel. The music puts it over the top.

    • @jameswells9403
      @jameswells9403 3 месяца назад +3

      In geteven he looked scared whenever he sings.

  • @frenchtoastemergency
    @frenchtoastemergency 4 месяца назад +11

    the tiger is judging
    also, those two women could be sisters, for heaven’s sake

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 3 месяца назад +3

    I like how the backstory is basically Kramer from Seinfeld being fired from a job…he never had

  • @grumpyoldwizard
    @grumpyoldwizard 4 месяца назад +23

    That guy give off major creepy vibes. Are you sure you want to make fun of him? Better leave the lights on at night.

    • @KarlBunker
      @KarlBunker 3 месяца назад +12

      And he's got his "Employee of the Month" gun, too!

    • @JuanDeagle-sj2bt
      @JuanDeagle-sj2bt 3 месяца назад +2

      Yeah if you ever hear knocking on the door and you hear someone in australian accent asking if you orderd some kipper from the barbie then its time to panic.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 3 месяца назад +1

      @ Juan That's always true lol

  • @jerameyclark9609
    @jerameyclark9609 3 месяца назад +3

    Have you heard of a little movie called: "Unmasking the Idol"? It's like if Indiana Jones thought he was James Bond with ninjas.

  • @jfgibson73
    @jfgibson73 3 месяца назад +8

    "Business Success"??? My company doesn't have a sign like that...
    F_*k. Now I know what we've been doing wrong!!!

    • @s3.14dervision
      @s3.14dervision 3 месяца назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marisasd9541
    @marisasd9541 3 месяца назад +10

    this is a masterclass in "b*tches be crazy" lore, and I'm so thankful to be able to consume it through a satiric lens with you, otherwise I'd lose all hope!

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 3 месяца назад +3

      The women characters obviously are angry at Brian out of envy and unrestrained desire. That's why they blew up his Lamborghini, NOT because he's a lying, philandering misogynist. /s

  • @OLICIT
    @OLICIT 3 месяца назад +7

    It’s fantastic that they’ve used a right hand drive like we have in Australia, but in the road images they are obviously driving on the right hand side of the road, not the left like we do in Australia 🤣

  • @algernonsblackwoods5859
    @algernonsblackwoods5859 3 месяца назад +3

    Dude the insert skits are getting so good. Each time is just better and better. This is the most underrated movie geek channel ever.

  • @davidburke709
    @davidburke709 3 месяца назад +4

    I lost it at the heart-shaped jewelry line! 🤣

  • @이공옥-p3e
    @이공옥-p3e 3 месяца назад +6

    Watching Toxic Obsession conjured memories of the likes of Dangerous Men and The Amazing Bulk. It highlights Mark’s genius for mining comedy from cinematic root canals.

  • @kanelambkin1545
    @kanelambkin1545 3 месяца назад +18

    As an Australian i apologise for this, so called, movie.
    Mark your self insertion scene in this one is so funny, awsome work mate.

    • @Lugen101
      @Lugen101 3 месяца назад +1

      Eh, you guys gave us Wolf Creek and The Loved Ones. It all evens out.

  • @robertmuir7125
    @robertmuir7125 4 месяца назад +6

    The bit about him trimming the plant is wonderful.

  • @Rogers1000
    @Rogers1000 4 месяца назад +9

    Mark man when you popped in that scene mustache and white suit I nearly died laughing, keep up the good work, hope the move went well and your settling in too

  • @princesscreepytree
    @princesscreepytree 3 месяца назад +6

    The mustache boss scene is your best self-insert ever!

  • @thrashaddict_805
    @thrashaddict_805 3 месяца назад +3

    Man that skit you did at 14:00 was absolutely hilarious. It just kept getting funnier and funnier. This is just one of the many reasons that this is my favorite channel on RUclips. 😂

  • @hypnomagician
    @hypnomagician 3 месяца назад +3

    This reminds me of made for TV version of Joey Buttafuoco's version of events with Amy Fischer. Such a joke where he's an innocent bystander of a teenage girls obsession.

  • @metalmorgan
    @metalmorgan 3 месяца назад +4

    This was by far the funniest one yet. Your writing and production are just great

  • @JoeyMulvaney
    @JoeyMulvaney 3 месяца назад +3

    I love the jump back to color with the thump of the hat. Lmao

  • @jasonnewell7036
    @jasonnewell7036 3 месяца назад +4

    This is obviously set in Australia, and all I can think while watching is, "Why is his wallet full of paper money? Why were they driving through the snow?"

  • @jenh101
    @jenh101 4 месяца назад +5

    This was by far my favourite of your character insert scenes! It worked so well. Of course, it helped that you had so many amazing main character reaction shots to use 😂

  • @Jemasonj
    @Jemasonj 3 месяца назад +6

    Midlife Crisis, The movie!
    That should have been the title

  • @emmagrove6491
    @emmagrove6491 3 месяца назад +4

    I love how these bad movies exist in their own weird universe made by people who have no idea how real people act. Like the girl leading him around on a horse in a bikini and then for some reason looking up and waving hello at him? Weird movie with Mark indeed.

  • @celeumacolorada
    @celeumacolorada 3 месяца назад +3

    The "Mark McLane" scene is simply brilliant.

  • @RussellCHall
    @RussellCHall 3 месяца назад +7

    That sign kind of looked like it said "Russiness Success" because the B wasn't closed at the bottom, as a Russell I approve!

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 3 месяца назад

      Now you need to get a sign that says that!

  • @MuckyPup115
    @MuckyPup115 3 месяца назад +2

    Why the Japanese robe with a Non Japanese sword? Isn’t that a military saber? Mark’s insert scenes are genius. Love this channel.

  • @r_jd279
    @r_jd279 3 месяца назад +4

    I like how dude is sleeping while they indelicately hack his phone with the light on and everything.

  • @WhippetRun
    @WhippetRun 3 месяца назад +7

    Wait...
    You are telling me at 14:39 a person who sounds like Seinfeld passed up a chance to use a Kramer reference in here? 😏😏

  • @laurenhealand2904
    @laurenhealand2904 3 месяца назад +2

    As an Australian with a love of bad cinema I had no idea this movie existed! Stellar cameo from Mark as always you improve every bad/bizarre movie you insert yourself into 😂

  • @claudialomeli4048
    @claudialomeli4048 3 месяца назад +6

    I was really afraid that the big twist would be that Monica/Mandy was Bryan's daughter 😨

  • @stormingelysium1996
    @stormingelysium1996 3 месяца назад +2

    😂I started this video while walking around at work and when I finally sat down and saw the images I thought "who's puffy, old dad is that" and apparently it's the guy all the women can't keep their hands off 😂

  • @Vrikrar
    @Vrikrar 3 месяца назад +2

    The business boss cosplay was on point, well worth that investment in anime.

  • @dariendarkhouse8538
    @dariendarkhouse8538 3 месяца назад +12

    Watching that man kiss these women 30 years younger than him is... Alarming. No way they were payed enough 😂

  • @TemperedMedia
    @TemperedMedia 4 месяца назад +4

    Your edits were hilarious!! Tears flowed in laughter 🤣🤣 thanks, Mark!

  • @seano4977
    @seano4977 3 месяца назад +7

    Employee of the month gun 😂

  • @VillaFanDan92
    @VillaFanDan92 4 месяца назад +154

    Rich guys paying women to act in movies where they have to kiss them is the new sexual harassment meta.

    • @emmagrove6491
      @emmagrove6491 3 месяца назад +15

      Sure is. As Neil Breen constantly shows.

    • @soknightsam
      @soknightsam 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@emmagrove6491 Neil Breen shows too much

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison 3 месяца назад +5

      wouldn't it just be cheaper to hire adult film actresses?

    • @MisterSplendy
      @MisterSplendy 3 месяца назад +18

      Nah. The women know the deal and make the choice.

    • @nenoman3855
      @nenoman3855 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@AdmiralBison perhaps they're hoping that the no-name actress they hired might one day become an A-list star. Think of the bragging rights!

  • @Kaledarkwind6151
    @Kaledarkwind6151 3 месяца назад +1

    I feel like somewhere in here was a Arrested Development "look at banner Micheal!" joke that was not used.

  • @aVerveQuest
    @aVerveQuest 3 месяца назад +4

    This movie is entirely summed up by the big red button with "panic" spelled out. Not even Neil breen would be dumb enough to do that

  • @kobaltsteel6418
    @kobaltsteel6418 3 месяца назад +2

    The main character seriously looks like a fusion of Turkmenistan leader, Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow, and billionaire Haim Saban... frankly, I'm sure Berdimuhamedow would do a movie like this, except he would portray himself in a more positive light rather than this... I would most certainly see that movie, btw

  • @bubbajenkins123
    @bubbajenkins123 4 месяца назад +9

    I can’t wait for the prequel to come out

  • @AmyWebster-u6l
    @AmyWebster-u6l 3 месяца назад +1

    As an equestrian I love how Bryan sits that palomino. Bless his heart.

  • @snek09
    @snek09 3 месяца назад +5

    Mike Familiman is the greatest character name in cinema history

  • @scottfitzpatrick1939
    @scottfitzpatrick1939 3 месяца назад +4

    The level of malignant narcassism in these movies is concerning.

  • @StudioThirtyEight
    @StudioThirtyEight 3 месяца назад +1

    That Anonymous email bit was amazing. Well done, Mark.

  • @JT-rq7nt
    @JT-rq7nt 3 месяца назад +2

    The part about him bring you all the compasses lol

  • @Agonysis
    @Agonysis 2 месяца назад +1

    A "Business Success" party sounds like something Borat would host.

  • @umbrellacorp.
    @umbrellacorp. 3 месяца назад +3

    14:07 Mark made this movie a 100 times better. Especially with that mustache. I wonder if I should grow a mustache, imagine me, Albert Wesker with a mustache. 😎👍💯

  • @kalahrenee
    @kalahrenee 3 месяца назад +2

    You are the best out there! Anytime i have a bad day, I watch you, and i laugh and smile ❤

  • @ronanjenkins2323
    @ronanjenkins2323 3 месяца назад +1

    Mark, please do an Uwe Boll movie, in the name of the king and alone in the dark are both atrociously funny. Your channel is such a goldmine, keep it up!

  • @benneilson10
    @benneilson10 3 месяца назад +1

    I was hoping for a new episode today, but there wasn't. So, I might as well watch all the old ones because they never get old!!!

  • @kainblack2114
    @kainblack2114 3 месяца назад +2

    Melons in Australia are a very sought after high commodity. My theory is the bartender is in the black market melon selling. Not that I would really know, it's just what I have been told.

  • @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744
    @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744 4 месяца назад +5

    On imdb I saw that movie was released 2019. This looks like a early 2000s movie.

  • @tdata545
    @tdata545 3 месяца назад +1

    Nothing more annoying than breaking in a new compass. Having to move the pourn from between the mattress and box spring to make room for your new compass and sleep on it for like a month straight.

  • @wallyman292
    @wallyman292 3 месяца назад +2

    7:19 - Seeing him open his mouth wide before going in for the kiss with his co-star is pretty revolting! yeeeeeuuuuch!

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah 4 месяца назад +4

    I don’t know why, but the cringe/squirm factor on this movie was a lot harder for me to sit through, than usual…
    I had to look away from the screen a couple times during the “love scenes”. 😂

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium 3 месяца назад +4

    Does Brian Fermandez, or whoever the Star/Director/Writer/Producer is, have a scene where he's wearing a *black tank top?* This seems like a _black tank top_ kind of movie.

  • @maxheadroom4659
    @maxheadroom4659 3 месяца назад +1

    a rich guy and his ego on film. and romancing his red headed grand daughters. I can't roll my eyes hard enough. Thanks for roasting it.

  • @tonytoes0
    @tonytoes0 3 месяца назад

    You just started showing up part, I laughed so much I couldn't breathe. Thank you

  • @TheRandoMario
    @TheRandoMario 3 месяца назад

    That cover is like an opposite Magic Eye poster; the longer you stare at it, the more confusing it becomes.

  • @thrrax
    @thrrax 3 месяца назад +1

    My neurons wanted to sue me for making them sit through this clip. I blackmailed them into reconsidering by telling them that I'll make them watch the actual movie.

  • @realbeast152
    @realbeast152 3 месяца назад +1

    I had to pause at the anonymous scene you did as I was laughing so much, well done!

  • @vintage1950
    @vintage1950 3 месяца назад +1

    I’m trying to go to sleep from a nightshift….. now I’m laughing to hard 😂

  • @springvalley4732
    @springvalley4732 3 месяца назад

    I LOVE your self-inserts so much! They are always hilarious and so well-done!

  • @Phike9391
    @Phike9391 2 месяца назад

    Lmfao! Mustache guy was great. He ended up telling Brian he pulled a Kramer from Seinfeld lol

  • @alanquinn9845
    @alanquinn9845 2 месяца назад +1

    A company which offers an employee of the month guns is the real interesting story.