I dont call it that but if I were to pronounce mobile in the sense “is able to move” id pronounce it like noble because mobility doesnt work if you use the big I sound
@@aRandomGeminiI'd be upset if anyone didn't. Well actually, I had an argument with someone about what Hiroshima and Nagisaki have to do with nuclear power and nukes and stuff.
I'm an American in the UK and was literally like "big store? Tf is she talking about?" I went back to the states for a bit and cried when I saw a fkn Walmart bc I knew I wouldn't have to go to three different stores to get what I needed. Say what you want about America, but damn if we ain't got convenience down to a science.
If you learn English in the US you will learn American pronunciation not British. You will also learn the regional dialect and pronunciation of the location. ESL teachers in TX do not teach British pronunciation.
Listening to Australians speak has this uncanny valley feel to it. Like listening to a person speaking not quite American English with a not quite British accent with a weird upward inflection. Them having a lot of sayings that are nearly the same but using the wrong words does not help this feeling.
@@etdabeast13 Overcorrection. British English exists. They are all the varieties of English spoken in Britain, not just England. Yes they are different, especially phonetically, but they largely use the same vocabulary. Nobody speaks British English, but Scottish English, Irish English, and Welsh English are all varieties of British English and RP speakers exist in all of them.
I'm bout to end this man's whole career. Seeing as you want to poke at the usual Tuesday pronunciation let's look at a few dumb thing that America use. If it's spelt Nike but pronounced Nikey how come Hike is pronounced Hike and not Hikey? Why is it spelt Bike and pronounced as Bike instead of Bikey? You get what I'm saying. America has retarded wording on many things. Anyway I'll continue Why do you call them french fries when fries weren't discovered in France (It was Belgium) ofcourse your potatoes are grown in US soil and not over in France what's french about the fries? Why do you put a liquid in your car and call it gas? Why's the peddle in vehicles called a Gas peddle instead of an accelerator? Pressing the peddle accelerates the vehicles speed so why not stick with the word that makes sense? My last one why is Walmart pronounced Wall Mart? Instead of Wal mart? We may pronounce things a little odd but American English is more broken than the American economy.
1 John 4:11 NLT Dear friends, since God loved us that much, we surely ought to love each other. 1 Corinthians 15:45 So it is written: "The first Adam became a living being"; the last Adam, a life-giving spirit Amen Galatians 6:9 So let’s not get tired of doing what is good. At just the right time we will reap a harvest of blessing if we don’t give up. Amen ❤️✝️❤️ Isaiah 1:16-20 Wash and make yourselves clean. Take your evil deeds out of my sight; stop doing wrong. 17 Learn to do right; seek justice. Defend the oppressed. Take up the cause of the fatherless; plead the case of the widow. 18 Come now, let us settle the matter says the Lord. Though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they are red as crimson, they shall be like wool.19 If you are willing and obedient, you will eat the good things of the land; 20 but if you resist and rebel, you will be devoured by the sword. For the mouth of the Lord has spoken Amen 1 Timothy 2:1-7 Instructions on Worship 1 I urge, then, first of all, that petitions, prayers,intercession and thanksgiving be made for all people- 2 for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness. 3 This is good, and pleases God our Savior, 4 who wants all people to be saved and to come to a knowledge of the truth. 5 For there is one God and one mediator between God and mankind, the man Christ Jesus, 6 who gave himself as a ransom for all people. This has now been witnessed to at the proper time. 7 And for this purpose I was appointed a herald and an apostle-I am telling the truth, I am not lying-and a true and faithful teacher of the Gentiles. 8 Therefore I want the men everywhere to pray, lifting up holy hands without anger or disputing. 9 I also want the women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, adorning themselves, not with elaborate hairstyles or gold or pearls or expensive clothes,10 but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God. 11 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. 15 But women will be saved through childbearing-if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety. Acts 3:6 Then Peter said, "Silver or gold I do not have, but what I do have I give you. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, walk." Amen 1 John 3:14 - We know that we have passed from death to life, because we love each other. Anyone who does not love remains in death. Ephesians 6:12 NLT For we are not fighting against flesh-and-blood enemies, but against evil rulers and authorities of the unseen world, against mighty powers in this dark world, and against evil spirits in the heavenly places. Acts 4:27 Indeed Herod and Pontius Pilate met together with the Gentiles and the people of Israel in this city to conspire against your holy servant Jesus, whom you anointed. Amen Matthew 10:33 “But whoever denies me before men, I also will deny before my Father who is in heaven" John 14:26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you. John 14:27 Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid Amen The Good Shepherd and His Sheep 10 “Very truly I tell you Pharisees, anyone who does not enter the sheep pen by the gate, but climbs in by some other way, is a thief and a robber. 2 The one who enters by the gate is the shepherd of the sheep.3 The gatekeeper opens the gate for him, and the sheep listen to his voice. He calls his own sheep by name and leads them out. 4 When he has brought out all his own, he goes on ahead of them, and his sheep follow him because they know his voice. 5 But they will never follow a stranger; in fact, they will run away from him because they do not recognize a stranger’s voice.” 6 Jesus used this figure of speech, but the Pharisees did not understand what he was telling them. 7 Therefore Jesus said again, “Very truly I tell you, I am the gate for the sheep. 8 All who have come before me are thieves and robbers, but the sheep have not listened to them. 9 I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.[a] They will come in and go out, and find pasture. 10 The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full. 11 “I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep. 12 The hired hand is not the shepherd and does not own the sheep. So when he sees the wolf coming, he abandons the sheep and runs away. Then the wolf attacks the flock and scatters it. 13 The man runs away because he is a hired hand and cares nothing for the sheep. 14 “I am the good shepherd; I know my sheep and my sheep know me- 15 just as the Father knows me and I know the Father-and I lay down my life for the sheep.16 I have other sheep that are not of this sheep pen. I must bring them also. They too will listen to my voice, and there shall be one flock and one shepherd. 17 The reason my Father loves me is that I lay down my life-only to take it up again. 18 No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father.” 19 The Jews who heard these words were again divided. 20 Many of them said, “He is demon-possessed and raving mad. Why listen to him?” 21 But others said, “These are not the sayings of a man possessed by a demon. Can a demon open the eyes of the blind?” Further Conflict Over Jesus’ Claims 22 Then came the Festival of Dedication[b] at Jerusalem. It was winter, 23 and Jesus was in the temple courts walking in Solomon’s Colonnade.24 The Jews who were there gathered around him, saying, “How long will you keep us in suspense? If you are the Messiah, tell us plainly.” 25 Jesus answered, “I did tell you, but you do not believe. The works I do in my Father’s name testify about me, 26 but you do not believe because you are not my sheep. 27 My sheep listen to my voice; I know them, and they follow me. 28 I give them eternal life,and they shall never perish; no one will snatch them out of my hand. 29 My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all[c]; no one can snatch them out of my Father’s hand. 30 I and the Father are one.” 31 Again his Jewish opponents picked up stones to stone him, 32 but Jesus said to them, “I have shown you many good works from the Father. For which of these do you stone me?” 33 “We are not stoning you for any good work,” they replied, “but for blasphemy, because you, a mere man, claim to be God.” 34 Jesus answered them, “Is it not written in your Law,‘I have said you are “gods”’[d]? 35 If he called them ‘gods,’ to whom the word of God came-and Scripture cannot be set aside- 36 what about the one whom the Father set apart as his very own and sent into the world? Why then do you accuse me of blasphemy because I said, ‘I am God’s Son’? 37 Do not believe me unless I do the works of my Father. 38 But if I do them, even though you do not believe me, believe the works, that you may know and understand that the Father is in me, and I in the Father.” 39 Again they tried to seize him, but he escaped their grasp. 40 Then Jesus went back across the Jordan to the place where John had been baptizing in the early days. There he stayed, 41 and many people came to him. They said, “Though John never performed a sign, all that John said about this man was true.”42 And in that place many believed in Jesus. Amen Hebrews 7:25 Consequently, he is able to save to the uttermost those who draw near to God through him, since he always lives to make intercession for them. John 15:18-19 If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. Amen Colossians 4:2 NLT Devote yourselves to prayer with an alert mind and a thankful heart. 2 Peter 1:3 NLT By his divine power, God has given us everything we need for living a godly life. We have received all of this by coming to know him, the one who called us to himself by means of his marvelous glory and excellence. 13 If you are wise and understand God's ways, prove it by living an honorable life, doing good works with the humility that comes from wisdom. James 3:13 NLT John 14:26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you. John 14:27 Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid Amen Exodus 14:14 The LORD will fight for you only need to be still God we praise you. You are the God who fights for us, who provides for us, as we plead before you. We trust in you when we have nothing in and of ourselves. Jesus Christ loves you all so much God bless you all thank you our Lord and Savior God Jesus Christ The Holy Spirit i love you more than anything Amen
The funny thing is, so many English accents say it correctly, by pronouncing the 3 T's The same with Americans, that there are many US accents that don't pronounce them🤷♂️ Funny though
Americans failing to realise we made English. American ego's are mental. It's like going up to a Spanish person and telling them their pronunciation of Spanish words is incorrect.
@@Bedic-MagThe British not realizing we kicked your ass when you try to take over the world and created our own country, we'll say and do as we please go back to getting arrested for saying the wrong words in your soft weak country
@@Bedic-MagIncorrect the only egos are British people always thinking, speaking, and judging Americans. We are no where near perfect, but Brits are basically the boomers of the world. Different dialects exist, and just because you invented the English language doesn't mean anything. Spanish has Spain, and Espanol yet even then within those are areas where they have different dialects. Same with Chinese, and those are just some examples. So vanity and arrogance are British traits always thinking they know best yet they say Americans do this. Maybe we learn it from our failure big brother that we broke away from 🤷🏽♂️ so learn from Will Smith's advice to Chris Rock "Keep our names out of your mouth"
I cou go for-a propua fish frum the chippy! Would y’a prufer moushy peas ohr curray? (Honestly, the fish and curry from chippies look so good, I want to try some one day!)
"Don't correct people unless absolutely necessary" is a good general rule Edit: *general* rule, people. Yes, children, and ESL speakers **who have specifically asked to be corrected** are the exceptions.
So true. I never correct anyone but my children. Unless they speak another language and are specifically asking me if they are saying it right. Other than that eh say it however you want.
Also, Americans don't say "Mobile" they just say phone lol Edit: what I have discovered from the comments, using the word "Mobile" has less to do with region and more with generation. I've only heard it in British movies which is why I assumed it was a British thing, turns out it's not! It's just old, not British or American so I was right, but still misinformed
I agree with @@Sheridan2LT Even if it's not true to them, it's a stereotype so they hear it pretty often. It gets annoying, and that is precisely why I make fun of them. It's pretty easy to make fun of British people while you're on stage.
@@Sheershepardthen they hit you with the "cool but your children look like spongebob with the amount of bullet holes in them", and each to their own but personally I'd rather have a funny sounding accent than dead skl kids
@olipeters5802 no not really, we have been speaking it as long as the colonies were here, there are more Americans speaking English than English speaking English lol.
@@techpiller2558 I think it's a reference to the War of 1812 between the young United States and Great Britain, from whom the American colonies had won their independence in 1783.
Depends how old you are really. If you're old enough to have needed/had a cell in the 90s when they started becoming consumer goods you might still say "cell." This is because landlines were still predominant, and not everyone had a cellular phone. Saying "my phone" the go-to thought was a lamdline. That remained the case until smartphones became ubiquitous. Everyone has a phone in their pockets. Their own personal phone. So now when you say "my phone" everyone automatically assumes you just mean your cellular phone.
Well it's not like we British people have to deal with Americans stupidity with our language plus it's quite ridiculous just to take a mick out of us that's just unfair yeah yeah you Americans originally came from us then decided to go to a place that was fine until ya stolen it
you have obviously never been to the Barbie store in Shanghai with a 'Merican 6 year old girl. or the Lego store in Sydney with a 'Merican 8 year old boy
My sister does that! We went on a trip to see some family in Montana and one of our cousins we met for the first time had a very thick accent. She started off talking normal and slowly started to talk like him. I was so embarrassed, but I can't blame her because she can't help it. 😂
I find that action endearing tbh, them as a person empathise with how hard to understand words in accent that they wish the other person don't have to go through the same struggle and make the communication barrier double in difficulty so they just naturally adapt to ensure communication is smooth and in harmony. We have this in our culture that we apologise a lot if that makes us look cheap and rude 😅 & naturally, those who do this tend to have bigger vocabulary since they learn about different words or slangs that have different implications or meanings depending on areas where it is used. So personally, I am easily fond of those who matches accent when talking with different people because they portray open-mindedness and friendliness in the most adorable way 💐
Lol can you really even say that? Every city in Uk has different english. Makes me wonder why in america the english is over a long stretch of land and not city by city
@@arefalloutsame in America if you’re from Tennessee it’s going to sound different from New York but for sure the English dialect in America is newer 2.0 version
Hear me out, British people couldn't have talked like that back when America was made because then America would have the same accents. Therefore, the British changed their accent between when America was founded and now.
@@jacksonlowery5290don't forget America isn't/wasn't only made up of British settlers. There were French, Spanish, and Dutch settlers too and as time passed more immigrants migrated here which helped change the accents of Americans. Sorry if you was just making a funny btw 😅
It's funny partly bc england 1 is the US. They have the actual British accent from when they split off, namely the more southern/Deep South accents are really close. The British accent now came afterwards and started as rich-people speak- which is why it's typically seen as "aloof" or "posh" As for that more "I woke up in a ditch and ate a rat" British accent, I have no idea what that is. It might also be an evolution of the old British accent.
@@slothz4dayzthat’s country ppl we make fun of that accent just like British ppls make fun of northern accents 😂 sometimes people say things wrong but it’s not the majority
@alaina4070 I think you will find 244,376km squared is not tiny. And the British pronunciation is correct, and not all of us don't pronounce our t's. But the American pronunciation which I can't even find in phonetic, is wrong, I think that because just like with all the other pronunciations you get wrong, it had the British pronunciation first, therefore logically the correct pronunciation is the British one. And I would agree on the American pronunciation of an originally American word.
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I’ve never heard an American refer to their phone as a mobile phone
And i've never heard a British refer to their phone as a mobile phone
Maybe 10 years ago. Maybe.
I dont call it that but if I were to pronounce mobile in the sense “is able to move” id pronounce it like noble because mobility doesnt work if you use the big I sound
I'd say my cell phone or maybe just phone
i mean we used to. in the 90s and maybe early 2000s, but after that its just a phone, they became common place enough to just be called a phone.
That "Gav'na" is killing me 🤣🤣🤣
In Russia it sounds like "shit" with the correct ending of the word. It bursted me into tears: bottle of water shit
As a Russian speaker, it’s even funnier 😂 see that comment above
same and the bo oh a woa is also killing me
edit: I'm famous thx for the 126 likes
@@rislensruZZia is the correct spelling
Anything for political power 😢
She used the nuclear weapon 😂
You mean nuclear
Yes, you could say she used a nuclear miss-I'll
Heavy wo'ar 😂
Nucular
Literally
The botle of gavna means the bottle of shit in Russian
I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS TOO LMAO
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I actually thought she is Russian
Бутылка говна😂😂
опа бутылку говна получили!
The American really went "I didn't start this war, but I'm damn well gonna finish it!"
Typically how it goes ☢️
@@urusledgeif you know you know 💀
@@aRandomGeminiI'd be upset if anyone didn't. Well actually, I had an argument with someone about what Hiroshima and Nagisaki have to do with nuclear power and nukes and stuff.
like they did the last two world wars
@@dagaminghamster2290 I was talking about the American revolutionary war now I’m confused :’D
No American would ever be disoriented at the size of a store.
You mean disorientated😂
@@huginnmuninn1130 nah, I speak like a true ‘Merican.
The European mind cannot comprehend a Costco or Bucees
Y’all ain’t never been to IKEA.
I mean, I haven’t either, but I’ve been told by many other US’ians that it is incredibly easy to get lost.
Valid
That "Gavna" bit took me out i swear 😂😅
what is that supposed to mean, gavna? Governer?
@@jettoscranda, it’s very similar to a russian word, which means “shit”
It was so personal.😂
😂😂 a bo' oh a' woa. I love her final expression.
* Australian just bursting into the place*
how ya doin mate
They letting criminals in now?
G'day mate, how ya doin?
G'day mate you want some prawns?
Yeah nah mah yeah yeah nah yeah
How you know this wasn’t made by an American:
1. Says mobile instead of just phone
2. Is impressed by the size of a store
A British store too, those places are literally just gas stations lol
They can get offended if you insult their small size. sometimes its better to just act impressed.
@@moreplzI'm really dirty minded
I'm an American in the UK and was literally like "big store? Tf is she talking about?" I went back to the states for a bit and cried when I saw a fkn Walmart bc I knew I wouldn't have to go to three different stores to get what I needed. Say what you want about America, but damn if we ain't got convenience down to a science.
British people don’t say mobile either
The ending diss should just be made into a full music video.
"a bottle a water" never fails
When English is your second, you learn the British option , then you get on the internet and American replaces your British vocabulary 🤣
Exactly like this
That... depends on where you learn it and who teaches it... Just like Spain vs Mexico when it comes to Spanish.
If you learn English in the US you will learn American pronunciation not British. You will also learn the regional dialect and pronunciation of the location.
ESL teachers in TX do not teach British pronunciation.
that's only in europe
Yep...
Americans and British fighting over how to say things and then there’s just Australia mixing American English and British English 😅
Same with Canadians lol, there are so many crossovers haha
Listening to Australians speak has this uncanny valley feel to it. Like listening to a person speaking not quite American English with a not quite British accent with a weird upward inflection. Them having a lot of sayings that are nearly the same but using the wrong words does not help this feeling.
New Foreigners be like- I don’t know what to do, I guess I will just say yes
@@12flashlights78 No, there aren't. Canadian is very firmly a variety of GenAm.
@@etdabeast13 Overcorrection. British English exists. They are all the varieties of English spoken in Britain, not just England. Yes they are different, especially phonetically, but they largely use the same vocabulary. Nobody speaks British English, but Scottish English, Irish English, and Welsh English are all varieties of British English and RP speakers exist in all of them.
Bottle of water got me😂
Bullying my for my bottle of water I see 😒 - a British citizen
The "gav'na" was far too personal 💀💀
What does that mean?
@@Giselle-hw6sfIt’s like Governor I think, which is how you’d refer to friends or bosses (?)
Gavna can also be shit in russian 😂
Bro copy notes in Britain 😢
It should be Guv'na, or to shorten it even more just Guv.
"A BOA' O' WO' A"💀
bro's cooking today😭💀💀💀
I’m British I do say a boa o wo a
Boddul o wudder is the American pronunciation
@@CaspianPizza24it’s cute in my opinion, as an American 😂
@@Settledown77we say “water bottle”.
@@evalovettit’s more like wadder boddle.
I am not even British still i am offended 😂😂😂😂😂
Goes from random grocery store disagreement to roasting the shit out of her.
The way she started roasting the shit out of her got me crying 😂😭
Did she even roast her
They be the main ones belt to ass about pronunciation but take the T’s outta everything 😭🙏
@@cringymakesbeats 😭😭😭
Lmao if you think that’s roasting lol
@@MrWowh Sorry Master of Roasting, I'll never do it again
“It’s chewsday innit”
this 😂😂
That moment ypu find out that amarican is a accent and english been speaking in 800 years before amarica
@@delanofernandes6471learn English before you spout nonsense about it
I'm bout to end this man's whole career.
Seeing as you want to poke at the usual Tuesday pronunciation let's look at a few dumb thing that America use.
If it's spelt Nike but pronounced Nikey how come Hike is pronounced Hike and not Hikey?
Why is it spelt Bike and pronounced as Bike instead of Bikey?
You get what I'm saying.
America has retarded wording on many things. Anyway I'll continue
Why do you call them french fries when fries weren't discovered in France (It was Belgium) ofcourse your potatoes are grown in US soil and not over in France what's french about the fries?
Why do you put a liquid in your car and call it gas?
Why's the peddle in vehicles called a Gas peddle instead of an accelerator?
Pressing the peddle accelerates the vehicles speed so why not stick with the word that makes sense?
My last one why is Walmart pronounced Wall Mart? Instead of Wal mart?
We may pronounce things a little odd but American English is more broken than the American economy.
@@delanofernandes6471
You tried bro but retake English lessons
It took a really wild turn at the end😂😂😂
This is PERFECT. ❤️🤣❤️
That went from quirky to total savagery in 1 second. 😂😂😂😂😂
Americans are like that.
@joecordero1699 we stand up to douchebags. Yip.
@@joecordero1699We can throw one hell of a tea party!😃☕️
@@Anyone-wl3ertruuuueeee 🤣
@@chasingembers6167 Hell yeah we can. Also we earned the right to make fun of them Brits.
"this store is huge" said no American in a British shop ever
Haahahahah
Right? :-D
This comment deserves more likes than the video :-D
Sure they have. It was always sarcasm
We have gas stations bigger than their grocery stores...
That ending... My coffee just made a return XD
that "Gav'na" got me ded 😂😂
"A bo'oh'a'woa is it? Gav'na! That got me laughing so hard 😭
What's gav'va ?
@@himanshisaini6540
'Governor' I'm assuming.
I don't hear it being used much here in England tho
there was an intrusive R in there, so it would be more like bo’o a wo’a Ris i’
Same! (I ever so slightly smiled)
Meanwhile, American - "boddle of wodder"
The BO'OH'A'WOA was personal 💀
1 John 4:11 NLT
Dear friends, since God loved us that much, we surely ought to love each other.
1 Corinthians 15:45 So it is written: "The first Adam became a living being"; the last Adam, a life-giving spirit Amen
Galatians 6:9 So let’s not get tired of doing what is good. At just the right time we will reap a harvest of blessing if we don’t give up. Amen ❤️✝️❤️
Isaiah 1:16-20 Wash and make yourselves clean. Take your evil deeds out of my sight; stop doing wrong. 17 Learn to do right; seek justice. Defend the oppressed. Take up the cause of the fatherless; plead the case of the widow. 18 Come now, let us settle the matter says the Lord. Though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they are red as crimson, they shall be like wool.19 If you are willing and obedient, you will eat the good things of the land; 20 but if you resist and rebel, you will be devoured by the sword. For the mouth of the Lord has spoken Amen
1 Timothy 2:1-7 Instructions on Worship
1 I urge, then, first of all, that petitions, prayers,intercession and thanksgiving be made for all people- 2 for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness. 3 This is good, and pleases God our Savior, 4 who wants all people to be saved and to come to a knowledge of the truth. 5 For there is one God and one mediator between God and mankind, the man Christ Jesus, 6 who gave himself as a ransom for all people. This has now been witnessed to at the proper time. 7 And for this purpose I was appointed a herald and an apostle-I am telling the truth, I am not lying-and a true and faithful teacher of the Gentiles. 8 Therefore I want the men everywhere to pray, lifting up holy hands without anger or disputing. 9 I also want the women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, adorning themselves, not with elaborate hairstyles or gold or pearls or expensive clothes,10 but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God.
11 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. 15 But women will be saved through childbearing-if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.
Acts 3:6 Then Peter said,
"Silver or gold I do not have, but what I do have I give you. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, walk." Amen
1 John 3:14 - We know that we have passed from death to life, because we love each other. Anyone who does not love remains in death.
Ephesians 6:12 NLT
For we are not fighting against flesh-and-blood enemies, but against evil rulers and authorities of the unseen world, against mighty powers in this dark world, and against evil spirits in the heavenly places.
Acts 4:27 Indeed Herod and Pontius Pilate met together with the Gentiles and the people of Israel in this city to conspire against your holy servant Jesus, whom you anointed. Amen
Matthew 10:33 “But whoever denies me before men, I also will deny before my Father who is in heaven"
John 14:26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.
John 14:27 Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid Amen
The Good Shepherd and His Sheep
10 “Very truly I tell you Pharisees, anyone who does not enter the sheep pen by the gate, but climbs in by some other way, is a thief and a robber. 2 The one who enters by the gate is the shepherd of the sheep.3 The gatekeeper opens the gate for him, and the sheep listen to his voice. He calls his own sheep by name and leads them out. 4 When he has brought out all his own, he goes on ahead of them, and his sheep follow him because they know his voice. 5 But they will never follow a stranger; in fact, they will run away from him because they do not recognize a stranger’s voice.” 6 Jesus used this figure of speech, but the Pharisees did not understand what he was telling them.
7 Therefore Jesus said again, “Very truly I tell you, I am the gate for the sheep. 8 All who have come before me are thieves and robbers, but the sheep have not listened to them. 9 I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.[a] They will come in and go out, and find pasture. 10 The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.
11 “I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep. 12 The hired hand is not the shepherd and does not own the sheep. So when he sees the wolf coming, he abandons the sheep and runs away. Then the wolf attacks the flock and scatters it. 13 The man runs away because he is a hired hand and cares nothing for the sheep.
14 “I am the good shepherd; I know my sheep and my sheep know me- 15 just as the Father knows me and I know the Father-and I lay down my life for the sheep.16 I have other sheep that are not of this sheep pen. I must bring them also. They too will listen to my voice, and there shall be one flock and one shepherd. 17 The reason my Father loves me is that I lay down my life-only to take it up again. 18 No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father.”
19 The Jews who heard these words were again divided. 20 Many of them said, “He is demon-possessed and raving mad. Why listen to him?”
21 But others said, “These are not the sayings of a man possessed by a demon. Can a demon open the eyes of the blind?”
Further Conflict Over Jesus’ Claims
22 Then came the Festival of Dedication[b] at Jerusalem. It was winter, 23 and Jesus was in the temple courts walking in Solomon’s Colonnade.24 The Jews who were there gathered around him, saying, “How long will you keep us in suspense? If you are the Messiah, tell us plainly.”
25 Jesus answered, “I did tell you, but you do not believe. The works I do in my Father’s name testify about me, 26 but you do not believe because you are not my sheep. 27 My sheep listen to my voice; I know them, and they follow me. 28 I give them eternal life,and they shall never perish; no one will snatch them out of my hand. 29 My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all[c]; no one can snatch them out of my Father’s hand. 30 I and the Father are one.”
31 Again his Jewish opponents picked up stones to stone him, 32 but Jesus said to them, “I have shown you many good works from the Father. For which of these do you stone me?”
33 “We are not stoning you for any good work,” they replied, “but for blasphemy, because you, a mere man, claim to be God.”
34 Jesus answered them, “Is it not written in your Law,‘I have said you are “gods”’[d]? 35 If he called them ‘gods,’ to whom the word of God came-and Scripture cannot be set aside- 36 what about the one whom the Father set apart as his very own and sent into the world? Why then do you accuse me of blasphemy because I said, ‘I am God’s Son’? 37 Do not believe me unless I do the works of my Father. 38 But if I do them, even though you do not believe me, believe the works, that you may know and understand that the Father is in me, and I in the Father.” 39 Again they tried to seize him, but he escaped their grasp.
40 Then Jesus went back across the Jordan to the place where John had been baptizing in the early days. There he stayed, 41 and many people came to him. They said, “Though John never performed a sign, all that John said about this man was true.”42 And in that place many believed in Jesus. Amen
Hebrews 7:25
Consequently, he is able to save to the uttermost those who draw near to God through him, since he always lives to make intercession for them.
John 15:18-19 If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. Amen
Colossians 4:2 NLT
Devote yourselves to prayer with an alert mind and a thankful heart.
2 Peter 1:3 NLT
By his divine power, God has given us everything we need for living a godly life. We have received all of this by coming to know him, the one who called us to himself by means of his marvelous glory and excellence.
13 If you are wise and understand God's ways, prove it by living an honorable life, doing good works with the humility that comes from wisdom.
James 3:13 NLT
John 14:26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.
John 14:27 Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid Amen
Exodus 14:14 The LORD will fight for you only need to be still
God we praise you. You are the God who fights for us, who provides for us, as we plead before you. We trust in you when we have nothing in and of ourselves.
Jesus Christ loves you all so much God bless you all thank you our Lord and Savior God Jesus Christ The Holy Spirit i love you more than anything Amen
The funny thing is, so many English accents say it correctly, by pronouncing the 3 T's
The same with Americans, that there are many US accents that don't pronounce them🤷♂️
Funny though
😂
😂😂😂😂
😂
She so cute😂
A bottle of wo'oh'a'woa got me laughing 😭😂
British: "Americans are illiterate"
American: *pulls out bottle of water*
Americans failing to realise we made English. American ego's are mental.
It's like going up to a Spanish person and telling them their pronunciation of Spanish words is incorrect.
@@Bedic-Mag They are. Spain's spanish is shit.
@@Bedic-MagThe British not realizing we kicked your ass when you try to take over the world and created our own country, we'll say and do as we please go back to getting arrested for saying the wrong words in your soft weak country
@@Bedic-MagBritish changed a lot of the pronunciations, not Americans, look it up.
@@Bedic-MagIncorrect the only egos are British people always thinking, speaking, and judging Americans. We are no where near perfect, but Brits are basically the boomers of the world. Different dialects exist, and just because you invented the English language doesn't mean anything. Spanish has Spain, and Espanol yet even then within those are areas where they have different dialects. Same with Chinese, and those are just some examples. So vanity and arrogance are British traits always thinking they know best yet they say Americans do this. Maybe we learn it from our failure big brother that we broke away from 🤷🏽♂️ so learn from Will Smith's advice to Chris Rock "Keep our names out of your mouth"
I wasn't ready for that clap back 😂😂
Neither was she 🤣
Innit guvnah? 😂
I know 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
No you weren’t
She nailed at the end 🤣
Very well executed. Particularly the British character's facial expression at being mocked when the music starts.
"A bo'oh'a'woa is it? Gav'na"got me laughing so hard😂😂😂
Dying!!😂😂😂
Woah Ah’
Woah AH!! ?
Roasted her!!! 😭😭
Americans meanwhile…
“Baaahhhdddlle a waaaahdddeeerrrrr”
It was a great response!! I would have gotten annoyed if I was getting corrected like that and responded the same!
gurlie got possessed at the end💀
She's having a seizure 😂😂😂😂
What was the song at the end called?
@@TheHonered1for the damaged coda
@@TheHonered1idk it was played during “Evil” Morty’s plot reveal. 😂
Girlie got fed up xD
“Disorientated” let that sink in
She went for the kill
“Hello, what day is it today?”
“ITS CHEWSDAY INNIT?”
SHMASHING day for a pint!
I cou go for-a propua fish frum the chippy! Would y’a prufer moushy peas ohr curray? (Honestly, the fish and curry from chippies look so good, I want to try some one day!)
OI BRUV ITS CHEWSDAY INNIT
Aussies suffer from the same affliction of saying "Chewsday" as well, lolol
Or saying "Capshule" for the word "Capsule".
Do 'yall' not realise you can drive 30 minutes down the road here and there will be a completely different accent...
"Don't correct people unless absolutely necessary" is a good general rule
Edit: *general* rule, people. Yes, children, and ESL speakers **who have specifically asked to be corrected** are the exceptions.
So true. I never correct anyone but my children. Unless they speak another language and are specifically asking me if they are saying it right. Other than that eh say it however you want.
@@-_oOtianaOo_- Yeah children who are learning are an exception for sure
idk I always want to correct people so they don't get it wrong in the future but I also don't want to be annoying
@@garyyythegamer I'm sure ur heart is in the right place. Though it can be embarrassing to be corrected .
Sometimes I hide the correct spelling and grammar in a reply.
She used British language at the end😂😂😂😂😂😂
I felt her at the endd 😭 " A BOTTA - OFV - WOUTA- IZ IET HUH A BOOTAA OFV WOUTTAAAA
Also, Americans don't say "Mobile" they just say phone lol
Edit: what I have discovered from the comments, using the word "Mobile" has less to do with region and more with generation. I've only heard it in British movies which is why I assumed it was a British thing, turns out it's not! It's just old, not British or American so I was right, but still misinformed
Cellphone
@@4TheRecordeither or
Or cell
British people just say phone too 😂
@@braddo7270what?
"Let me check on my mobile"
"IT'S PHONE."
That's pronounced Pee-Hone
No, its Handy
It’s more like, let me check.
@@eljonsen2586That’s German.
Or, disorientated... opposite of orientation
She got tired of that shit😂😂
Im foreign living in Uk... thank you for that. 🤣
When she pulls out the 'bO'o O wOoOO aAaAaA'
She’s acting like she was told to pronounce Coca Cola without touching her lips.
Ice spice
@@LocalMaple it’s not that hard 😂
Bro you even can pronounce wrong.💀I'm from 🏴 so I say ... WTF I hateeeeeeee 🇺🇸
Гавна было неожиданно
“is it chewsday mate?”
"Chewsday" and "bo'o'a wo'a" is the fastest way to make any Bri'ish man fold if they try to do this shit to you 😂😂
@@Sheridan2LTyeah it’s funny cuz no one actually talks like that lol
@@Sheridan2LTby coming back with something a small amount from a very specific part of the country might say? Okay 🤣
I agree with @@Sheridan2LT
Even if it's not true to them, it's a stereotype so they hear it pretty often. It gets annoying, and that is precisely why I make fun of them. It's pretty easy to make fun of British people while you're on stage.
@@Sheershepardthen they hit you with the "cool but your children look like spongebob with the amount of bullet holes in them", and each to their own but personally I'd rather have a funny sounding accent than dead skl kids
The end end of the video got me so good
Dang, this went from America, to UK, to Sweden or Ireland.
The way she switches and goes in so hard has me crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Literally crying
I saved that Piccolo's screenshot yesterday from the driving licence episode ❤❤❤❤he is huge
@@margolitapnina6716 A Woman of Culture
Yep. Dying.😅😅😅
Ik🤣🤣😂
“You got a loicense to be correctin pronunciation, innit?”
“Innit”doesn’t make sense in this sentence. “doont chya” works instead.
You got a loicense to be correcting pronunciation do yah?
@user-xy4jz9ct8vMaite I'gaauh the loisince riuey ere. Ere av a bah'uh o wah'ahh.
@olipeters5802 you didn't make the language, people 600,700 years ago made it, you just were taught it and speak it and change it slightly
@olipeters5802 no not really, we have been speaking it as long as the colonies were here, there are more Americans speaking English than English speaking English lol.
A bol o wa.. Ar was personal 💀
The last part was unexpected and fucking hilarious 😆😆
“DisorientATED” is just freaking criminal. 😅
Yes
Lol yeah I'm probably bias but tht sounds dumb as hell. It is how they say it there tho apparently and both are technically correct.
Makes me think of potatos for some reason
😂😂😂😂
@@drewhempwood2113 you mean "biased."
That "gov'nor" was personal 💀
What does it mean?
@@joujou_official governor.
@@NimerionTech But what is the hidden meaning?
@@techpiller2558OI BRUV BIT REWD OF YEWS TO SHTICK DAT KNOIFE INME CHESS INNIT
@@techpiller2558 I think it's a reference to the War of 1812 between the young United States and Great Britain, from whom the American colonies had won their independence in 1783.
Lmao she went off 😂
We dont say mobile, it's cell in the states
in my part of the "States" we just say phone.
Sell?😂
@@KinksKommentsyeah, I don't think I've ever referred to it as a cell
Depends how old you are really. If you're old enough to have needed/had a cell in the 90s when they started becoming consumer goods you might still say "cell." This is because landlines were still predominant, and not everyone had a cellular phone. Saying "my phone" the go-to thought was a lamdline. That remained the case until smartphones became ubiquitous. Everyone has a phone in their pockets. Their own personal phone. So now when you say "my phone" everyone automatically assumes you just mean your cellular phone.
The absolutely overenhaced " WO- AA" at the end 😂😂
Huh?
Great!
My soul is choking on its own air rn
She deployed the tactical nuke 😂
That's because she's American!
Is that racist or not
Man she is a tactical Nuke
Gets corrected
“I’ll let it slide”
Gets corrected again
“Okay this is getting annoying”
Gets. Corrected. Again.
“Death!!! So you’ve chosen, death…”
@@JackFinnigan-yk7etdude not everything is racist just because you wanna make a dog whistle out of out
She woke up and chose violence 🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥👀
The way she went for the jugular though 😭😭😭
Rightfully so😂
As she should
Bruh I would too if someone talked to me like this
idk don't Americans pronounce it just as bad?
"boddle uf waderr"
@@slender7s542boddle of wader is better than bo oh uh wa ah
'Is that the correct PrONonCIAtiOn'
Lol
Yeah, english language have the audacity to correct pronunciation. Ask them about GHOTI
There is a reason why pronunCIAtion has CIA in it
Ermm actually it’s not prononciation it’s pronunciation edit: British here
@@AsdfgfdmnMindblown
@kyliesmith484 ik it is spelt like that, but she said it like prononciation
A bo'oh'wa got me dying 😂
Thats a real Funny girl! 😂
the "A bO'o o wOoOo aAaAAaaa-" at the end is killing me! 😂😂🤣🤣
(edit): OMG!! DAD AM FAMOUS YOU CAN COME BACK NOW!!!
Oscar ! Performance
Same
It's the Rick and Morty season finale song at the end for me
Im indian and i speek British like i want a botle of waer
And a mobile mobile
@Kiimiiiiii that is not where the songs from
She's gana flip when she finds out there's whole different languages 😂
fr
Say croissant
fr
Languages ❎
Accents ✅
Youre acting like an english person with your erasure of gaelic and welsh. @@TylerLoh-bb5ps
Australians have left the chat room!
British distress is me everyday tbh
Good
@@kobyschuman7006wdym good?
Well it's not like we British people have to deal with Americans stupidity with our language plus it's quite ridiculous just to take a mick out of us that's just unfair yeah yeah you Americans originally came from us then decided to go to a place that was fine until ya stolen it
@@kobyschuman7006 bruh can't even say herb the right way.
Bri’ish
"This store is huge" Something no American ever said.
Poor Brits, they’ve never heard of Buc-ees
Only time I have ever said that was when I stepped into a Buc-ee’s for the first time
@@memahselfniGet me some Beaver Nuggets stat!
@@memahselfniBuccees ain’t even that big it’s the pumps that make it long huge
you have obviously never been to the Barbie store in Shanghai with a 'Merican 6 year old girl. or the Lego store in Sydney with a 'Merican 8 year old boy
Australia laughing in the corner 😅
The disrespect went from a 4 outta 10 to a 10 outta 10 real fast😂
What’s crazy is a bunch of people accent match, including me, and when they meet someone with a different accent then start speaking in it lol
My husband does that. I find it amusing because he’s completely oblivious to it.
My sister does that! We went on a trip to see some family in Montana and one of our cousins we met for the first time had a very thick accent. She started off talking normal and slowly started to talk like him. I was so embarrassed, but I can't blame her because she can't help it. 😂
@HG-gj9lh I do the same thing unknowingly. I especially do it when someone has an accent I enjoy
@@chargedpanic5979 fr lol
I find that action endearing tbh, them as a person empathise with how hard to understand words in accent that they wish the other person don't have to go through the same struggle and make the communication barrier double in difficulty so they just naturally adapt to ensure communication is smooth and in harmony. We have this in our culture that we apologise a lot if that makes us look cheap and rude 😅
& naturally, those who do this tend to have bigger vocabulary since they learn about different words or slangs that have different implications or meanings depending on areas where it is used. So personally, I am easily fond of those who matches accent when talking with different people because they portray open-mindedness and friendliness in the most adorable way 💐
Ah yes, England 2.0 is arguing with England 1.0
Lol can you really even say that? Every city in Uk has different english. Makes me wonder why in america the english is over a long stretch of land and not city by city
@@arefalloutsame in America if you’re from Tennessee it’s going to sound different from New York but for sure the English dialect in America is newer 2.0 version
Hear me out, British people couldn't have talked like that back when America was made because then America would have the same accents. Therefore, the British changed their accent between when America was founded and now.
@@jacksonlowery5290don't forget America isn't/wasn't only made up of British settlers. There were French, Spanish, and Dutch settlers too and as time passed more immigrants migrated here which helped change the accents of Americans.
Sorry if you was just making a funny btw 😅
It's funny partly bc england 1 is the US. They have the actual British accent from when they split off, namely the more southern/Deep South accents are really close. The British accent now came afterwards and started as rich-people speak- which is why it's typically seen as "aloof" or "posh"
As for that more "I woke up in a ditch and ate a rat" British accent, I have no idea what that is. It might also be an evolution of the old British accent.
The water make me not stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She chose violence lol
That roast was legendary😂
I think you mean legend'ry
I think you mean legend'ry
How do u pronounce this then *takes a bottle of water*
Pulling out Tyme about to throw hands with a British person
@@josephsatricleofevillanuev3194we don't talk like that
AND WHY IS YOUR NAME SO LONG
As usual, america brought a gun to a knife fight 😂
Nah, Brits aren't allowed knives anymore lol
@@nick-314 Half of London: "Hold my beer/other knife/sword
Mama always said if the throw a rock sling some lead their way they’ll learn their lesson or they won’t be anyone’s problem anymore.
Your mom was right 🤷🏿♂️@@Pettyb120
Good one 😂
She chopped her off at the knees😂
Yooo I cried at work 😂😂. Too funny
"A bo'ol of wo'ar is it, gov'nor? A bo'ol of wo'ar!" That escalated quickly 😂😂😂
Ikr?!
Bo'ol o wo'a
Init*
Wankaaa
Lol😢
THE BOTTLE OF WATER SHIT GOT ME ROLLING LMAOOOOO
Because of the irony that Americans pronounce it "bah dll o wah da" which is even more ridiculous?
@@angrytedtalkspretty sure its more like bah dll of wah dahr
@@sub0mc49 There are certainly regional variations. But complaining that a handful of Brits drop their Ts and then do _exactly the same_ seems ironic.
shouldve added trolly in there
Bo'oh'a'woa is back ! I was not ready !😂
Where is Chewkz ?
"A BO'OH O' WO'A IS IT, GAV'NA IS THAT HOW YOU PRONUNCE IT RIGHT IS IT? A BO'OH O' WO'A IS IT"was too personal
Am I the only one that thinks she looks a lot like Lauren Southern?
Ayo I we’re gonna die from the A BO OH WO A
😂😂😂 we are gonna die from that
American woke up and chose violence lol😂😂😂
Well, British started it. America just said if you can't take it, don't dish it out.
@@tangelareynolds2675 yeah that’s true, I just love their reaction lol
@@tangelareynolds2675 so pretty much like always.
Britain starts the War, America joins the War.
no friends made along the way.
Tbh, waking up and choosing violence is the most American thing ever, kinda like baseball and apple pie (I say this as an American 😂)
@@emmicah7720came to say the same. Violence is kinda our thing. Like Canada and Warcrimes.
That snap was crazy
Bro even siri pronounces it aluminum
"A bottle of water" is always the deal breaker
Checkmates every time
Exactly! They should know how pronounce it properly too since they live on such a tiny island too.
Idk, I’ve seen people saying Americans pronouns it “wadder”
@@slothz4dayzthat’s country ppl we make fun of that accent just like British ppls make fun of northern accents 😂 sometimes people say things wrong but it’s not the majority
@alaina4070 I think you will find 244,376km squared is not tiny.
And the British pronunciation is correct, and not all of us don't pronounce our t's. But the American pronunciation which I can't even find in phonetic, is wrong, I think that because just like with all the other pronunciations you get wrong, it had the British pronunciation first, therefore logically the correct pronunciation is the British one. And I would agree on the American pronunciation of an originally American word.
boddle of wadder
The last line where she says "bot al wha tah" I spit my coffee out laughing
Same 😂😂😂
Gotta admit, very accurate
Seriously, 90% of Brits CAN'T actually speak proper comprehensible English.
There's a reason why most British programmes need subtitles in the US.
Her face at the end is hilarious 😂😂😂
😂I love how she just went lose at the end there😂
Indeed British u messed up on the bottle and water 😂😂
She was traumatized after that😐🤣🤣
When she said "A bo'oh'woa" had me dying😂
😂😂😂
"A bo'oh'a'woa, is it? gav'na" it got me rolling on the floor... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
What is Gav'na ? 😂
@@blinT12shit
@@blinT12 I think it is governor?
@@blinT12 Got now?
it’s the delivery of that line is perfect
I can’t lie. This is so funny I’m crying laughing.
Gav'na got me rolling 😂😂😂😂
The way you spelled bo'oh'a'woa in the subtitles was gold! 😂 well done!
"bottled water!" Americans don't say "bottle of water!" That sounds too proper! Most the time it's just "water!"
It’s literally a meme.
@@ryanhoffman5477 also, Water bottle.
And the Rick and Morty music sends it over the edge! Masterfully done haha
It’s a stolen joke from another guy
No American has ever called their phone a mobile.
I call mine "Dammit!" every time it rings.
Cell phone, not mobile
The entire point is to give the British something to pronounce differently for the video.
@@gsh4373 mobile, not cell, you're speaking English, you don't have your own language
@@jamaalshaikh122 cell. As in the shortened form of cellular. It's common parlance, guv.