Asmongold Watches DS3 Any% Speedrun World Record [

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024

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  • @rusudavid7861
    @rusudavid7861 5 лет назад +1567

    i am watching a guy watching another guy playing a video game

    • @hunter52341
      @hunter52341 5 лет назад +136

      peak of humanity

    • @cjohnson3836
      @cjohnson3836 5 лет назад +84

      watching a guy watching another guy playing a video game while talking about the guy watching the guy in his video

    • @HENKO_BEATS
      @HENKO_BEATS 5 лет назад +12

      This is 2019..

    • @drkhizzy7995
      @drkhizzy7995 5 лет назад +11

      well there was a reactor reacting to a reactor reacting to the previous reactor about the current reactor then reacting back with a response lmao

    • @TheMetalhead1311
      @TheMetalhead1311 5 лет назад

      LOL my thoughts exactly

  • @aurumarma5711
    @aurumarma5711 5 лет назад +859

    At 28:00 someone in the video's chat says, "if you get record asmond will watch".
    How right they were.

    • @joshburns1777
      @joshburns1777 5 лет назад +18

      And right below that "he's watching" MonkaS

    • @LouSipher
      @LouSipher 5 лет назад +2

      I don't know who this guys is but doesn't he watch everything? All I see is him reacting to obscure videos, he seems lame.

    • @Corrupted
      @Corrupted 5 лет назад +6

      @@LouSipher wtf dude, all streamers watch videos on stream lol

    • @stormshadow281
      @stormshadow281 4 года назад +6

      You're on some next level shit catching that

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 года назад +3

      @@Corrupted It's like the human centipede of content. One shits it back into the other's mouth, they keep it up in a circular fashion.

  • @heimheim3584
    @heimheim3584 5 лет назад +1845

    *Any %* : Beat the game as fast as possible by any means necessary.
    Glitches can be used, but *NO* cheats. Cheats meaning "Using third party applications".

    • @inspirer4763
      @inspirer4763 5 лет назад +12

      So in-game console is ok? If game has one of course.

    • @jokkeOMG
      @jokkeOMG 5 лет назад +193

      @@inspirer4763 Not really. Console is a developer thing, you can't use that also. Most games with console have this rule added. Speedrun.com should state all of the rules for every single game.

    • @Laoruperteen18
      @Laoruperteen18 5 лет назад +14

      @@inspirer4763 using anything the game gives you without reliance on cheating.

    • @frsttyyyy
      @frsttyyyy 5 лет назад +31

      there are other brackets for ds3: any %, any % no teardrop, 100%, no major glitches and such

    • @ticler
      @ticler 5 лет назад +21

      "not using third party applications".
      trust me, these people use third party model viewers to analyze maps to find these exploits. So this is plain old cheating.

  • @mikkosalo9885
    @mikkosalo9885 5 лет назад +990

    Asmongold:"this takes no skill what so ever, he just cheats and glitches"
    Also Asmongold:"how to parry?"
    😂

    • @ultimatepronoob7320
      @ultimatepronoob7320 4 года назад +61

      And then he says Yhorm is hard lol

    • @kingsgambit2519
      @kingsgambit2519 4 года назад +1

      DOAMA bro the guy speed running literally parrys, is he mechanics to parry are the easiest in the game for Pve

    • @thetalkingstick9214
      @thetalkingstick9214 4 года назад +46

      DOAMA dude he’s done 100% runs before while just picking one attribute and maxing it and then never leveling afterwards, this guy could easily do it “correctly”, except it’s an Any% run and as long as your not cheating it’s valid, and glitching in DS isn’t fucking easy, not being able to parry / remembering and successfully using glitches aren’t even close to being equal, glitching takes skill, not trying to improve is just being lazy

    • @davidnewhart2533
      @davidnewhart2533 4 года назад +2

      @DOAMA
      He technically still played the game.

    • @zenssa6686
      @zenssa6686 4 года назад +1

      @DOAMA oh great another one

  • @grit1
    @grit1 5 лет назад +868

    Do people think the speed runners haven't already beaten the game a hundred times by now? Like they really wouldn't be able to kill a boss normally?

    • @Siegram999
      @Siegram999 5 лет назад +213

      yeah....his chat is dumb dumb

    • @TheOnlyGhxst
      @TheOnlyGhxst 5 лет назад +128

      100 times? Most speedrunners have played through the game 1000's of times. Depending on how much they enjoy the game. I know Distortion2 has beaten DS2 probably over 10,000 times.

    • @miauw1999
      @miauw1999 5 лет назад +82

      It's funny as well cause this same guy also has the record for All bosses.

    • @HankJ666
      @HankJ666 5 лет назад +35

      Also speedrunning take *A LOT* of time and attempts to actually pull them off, of they were easy to do, everyone would do it

    • @namethatiuse2677
      @namethatiuse2677 5 лет назад +85

      people just need an excuse to bring others down and feel better about themselves

  • @SebastianMalmsjo
    @SebastianMalmsjo 5 лет назад +767

    Chat: "This speedruns take no skill hurdur"
    *Gets to Twin princes*
    everyone shuts up and start spamming ezclap

    • @blackdevilb
      @blackdevilb 5 лет назад +6

      Y last boss to lots of skill

    • @raisnhed
      @raisnhed 5 лет назад +35

      Evan Brown lol well that escalated quickly...

    • @blackdevilb
      @blackdevilb 5 лет назад +12

      Its sad how upset you are over everyone not clapping to a dude who gliched/hacktool (no difference at this point) a beautiful game, slapped WORLD RECORD on it and what, we are supposed to be like wooow, good job? Nah. Its shit. The run looks like shit, feels watching it like shit and it can not be compared to a legit speed run. Might as well create a new char, load up save from the last boss, kill it and call it ANY% WORLD RECORD SPEED RUN WOW

    • @joshmaster1997
      @joshmaster1997 5 лет назад +118

      @@blackdevilb it's nothing like that, speed runs are about completing the game as quickly as possible with what you get with the game. That includes bugs. Speed runs have been like that for a long time, don't like it then fuck off.

    • @chesterra
      @chesterra 5 лет назад +96

      @@blackdevilb
      No "hacktools" used. Everything is in the game and recreatable.
      Before you rant about a thing you don't know a lot about maybe ask questions.
      What is any%? It means you beat the game with whatever means possible. This includes all glitches, skips, etc.
      Don't like that? Maybe try a No Glitches run. In most games there is a No Glitches run (or NMG run) , unless no one cares to route it.
      And it is not some "dude" saying "this is world record hurr durr", but a community of a lot of runners agreed on the rules. Don't like the rules? Then run the game the way you want. Those rules are not to impose something upon you, but to make it easy and fair to compare times against each other.
      Its sad how upset you are over someone dedicating 1000s of hours into a game just because you don't get what a any% speedrun is.
      Visit: www.speedrun.com/games pick a game you like and look into the route and tutorials. Speedrunning is easy to get into.
      Edit:
      Easy example to show you that speedrunning is not bullshit and you can run the game the way you want is Mario 64. There are 4 Major categories:
      120 Star or 100%: The dev intended way to beat the game completely.
      70 Star or any% no glitches: The dev intended way to beat the game with the least amount of stars.
      16 Star: You get some stars in the beginning and then glitch to the last boss.
      1/0 Star or any%: A glitchfest you will totally despise unless you "get" speedrunning.
      All of these are run and you can choose how much you want to break the game. Want to do everything? 100%. Are you lazy? save an hour and go for 16 any%.
      /rant

  • @DraphEnjoyer
    @DraphEnjoyer 5 лет назад +802

    Its honestly baffling to me that the people in Asmongolds chat are actual human beings. Quite literally the short bus of Twitch chats

    • @coed3207
      @coed3207 5 лет назад +14

      Getting mad over people not taking a chat room seriously.

    • @marciamakesmusic
      @marciamakesmusic 5 лет назад +167

      @@coed3207 That's not the point but you tried

    • @yeezuschrist420
      @yeezuschrist420 5 лет назад +2

      Best comment on here

    • @nits95
      @nits95 5 лет назад +19

      @@Lewtable literally twitch chat rooms are worse at least people on RUclips argue. Twitch chat has a bunch of retarded kids who watch a guy play video games and call of kids who do the same shit normies. Must be a shitty life

    • @Corrupted
      @Corrupted 5 лет назад +18

      Look at all these fucking normies not understanding chat meta and memes PepeLaugh

  • @saeidsaati4021
    @saeidsaati4021 5 лет назад +207

    The most meaningful dialogue in this video: 22:56

    • @epointvlad
      @epointvlad 4 года назад +5

      too underrated comment

    • @Pain54-
      @Pain54- 4 года назад

      Agaiayeyeahehh

    • @lokikeltie3567
      @lokikeltie3567 4 года назад +3

      “Like I-ioooeeaaaoeeadeaadadeea.. like w-w-wtf.”

    • @Peaceful_Gojira
      @Peaceful_Gojira 4 года назад +1

      This one, yessir right here...this one right here.
      *Hands medal* Thank you

  • @Jakkal_
    @Jakkal_ 5 лет назад +377

    Professional Speed-runner: *parries any attack ever"
    Asmon: AJISDHASIDHAUSDA WHAT IMPOSSIBLE?!?!?!11

    • @nickthomas2513
      @nickthomas2513 5 лет назад +7

      running through the ground? what eh lgbhaerlgad WHATTT THATS NOT INTENDET

    • @reoni0
      @reoni0 5 лет назад +7

      *plays easiest souls game*
      Asmon: AHSOIUDAWNDWABKDKAWD HOW DO YOU ROLLLLLLL

    • @dekkard4982
      @dekkard4982 5 лет назад +5

      Speedruner with thousands of hours in the game: Dodges an enemy
      Asmond: *HOW IS HE ROLLING*

  • @BrainrotAstronaut
    @BrainrotAstronaut 5 лет назад +903

    He beat Dark Souls 3 faster than a single game of League of Legends.

    • @Hentanimanga
      @Hentanimanga 5 лет назад +20

      I've indeed had some league games that were more challenging than all of DKS3...

    • @HazenColones
      @HazenColones 5 лет назад +7

      ha you think league games last anywhere near 30 mins. buhahaha!

    • @RenardNAMx
      @RenardNAMx 5 лет назад +4

      ​@@HazenColones Well if you feed your ass off no, but just go for the @15

    • @Hamza-xq9kj
      @Hamza-xq9kj 5 лет назад +1

      @@HazenColones Umm, they do? My avg LoL games take 30 to 50 minutes??

    • @Lemontarts01
      @Lemontarts01 4 года назад

      *laughs in season 1 master yi* pathetic. Would have ended a game before he even started the run

  • @Finkelfunk
    @Finkelfunk 4 года назад +635

    Nemz: *Glitches under the map, literally just grey around him everywhere, no textures, everything is completely scuffed*
    2nd coming of Einstein over here: "I tHiNk ThIs Is NoT iNtEnDeD"

    • @MinatureMinotaur3223
      @MinatureMinotaur3223 4 года назад +14

      It's called a joke bro...

    • @cebby3080
      @cebby3080 4 года назад +7

      MancunianRedcoat what is?
      We can all tell that asmongold is just dumb
      Nothing wrong with being dumb

    • @drayc290
      @drayc290 4 года назад +8

      @@cebby3080 its so clearly a persona dude

    • @cebby3080
      @cebby3080 4 года назад +7

      Diptarag RC it’s clearly not dude
      He’s just *special*

    • @drayc290
      @drayc290 4 года назад +11

      @@cebby3080 im not invested in this at all, but check out his actual youtube channel. He's a normal dude.

  • @niravathu7353
    @niravathu7353 5 лет назад +700

    >chat is spamming no skill
    >none of them could do this in a million years

    • @ObliqueXuba
      @ObliqueXuba 5 лет назад +84

      @@somehombre oh but the timing and skill of macroing through the map like that takes a lot of skills, the bosses aren't as hard as the speedrun tbh

    • @cptawsomemw3
      @cptawsomemw3 5 лет назад +36

      @@somehombre So why doesn't every player get this record?

    • @alexanders2669
      @alexanders2669 5 лет назад +38

      Some Dude Nothing wrong with having a sense of pride and accomplishment for beating the game faster than anyone else so far, even if there was glitches. Glitches aren’t always easy to perform, contrary to popular belief.

    • @TheBolondron
      @TheBolondron 5 лет назад +1

      @Niravathu That's the joke my dude

    • @Val-if3ow
      @Val-if3ow 5 лет назад +15

      @@somehombre "well, yeah, nothing wrong with that. It’s just boring to watch people skip the whole game."
      Then play the game for yourself instead of watching?

  • @aohu7505
    @aohu7505 5 лет назад +2910

    WoW virgin reacts to dark souls Chad

    • @jamesclews233
      @jamesclews233 5 лет назад +250

      WoW virgin reacts to dark souls virgin* - fixed

    • @zakaria87100
      @zakaria87100 5 лет назад +8

      @@jamesclews233 hahahahahah

    • @aohu7505
      @aohu7505 5 лет назад +44

      @@jamesclews233 i mean, you're not wrong

    • @ene8415
      @ene8415 5 лет назад +64

      VIRGIN WOW NERD VS CHAD DARK SOULS ALPHA MALE

    • @theperfectcrabbo9414
      @theperfectcrabbo9414 5 лет назад

      Evan Brown dam.

  • @Vegvisyr
    @Vegvisyr 5 лет назад +383

    "how is he rolling" dude.

    • @Fyrestar
      @Fyrestar 5 лет назад +7

      Vegvisyr he fat rolled through the whole game XD

    • @osanctedeus901
      @osanctedeus901 5 лет назад

      XDXDXDXD IKR... I can normal roll in full exile armor. I think “someone” doesn’t collect rings

  • @xXxEzzaHxXx
    @xXxEzzaHxXx 5 лет назад +545

    Speedrunner: *uses glitches in an any% speedrun to complete the game as fast as possible*
    Asmongold & chat: *autistic screeching*

    • @saassas5879
      @saassas5879 5 лет назад +20

      RUclips comments as well lmfao

    • @heimheim3584
      @heimheim3584 5 лет назад +56

      Also Asmongold: *He's cheating he's using buffs.*

    • @Nick-mp1zh
      @Nick-mp1zh 5 лет назад +6

      Asmon seemed like he got it to some extent, twitch chat is retarded as always

    • @Whoisrem
      @Whoisrem 5 лет назад +1

      Funny, since you can't pick up on the sarcasm, making you the autistic one

    • @screamslasher1
      @screamslasher1 5 лет назад +5

      @@kdavis1521 18:38 "cheating andy" "cheater speedrun" as well as asmon calling him a cheating andy. Although skips and glitches are allowed in a speedrun..

  • @securecontainprotect9298
    @securecontainprotect9298 5 лет назад +77

    Asmond: sees 30 minute speedrun
    Also Asmond: gets surprised when he beats the game in 30 minutes

  • @jackpreston9236
    @jackpreston9236 5 лет назад +120

    *does anything*
    asmongold: how do you do that?

  • @smeckjee
    @smeckjee 5 лет назад +666

    I seriously dont get it why is he always so confused

    • @poida1674
      @poida1674 5 лет назад +111

      Because this guy is simple Jack

    • @lecarbonator
      @lecarbonator 5 лет назад +71

      Cause until two weeks ago he didn‘t even know the concept of speedruns and glitches. If you watch him play, you‘ll notice he never rushes through an area, but takes his time to take out each enemy. And sometimes, especially the comments similar to „wtf he‘s climbing a ladder?“ exist because he missed those ladders or secret passages (example: SL1 speedrun, Valley of Drakes)

    • @smeckjee
      @smeckjee 5 лет назад +5

      Ty

    • @sequoia9068
      @sequoia9068 5 лет назад +142

      Every god damn video I see of this guy is him putting his salad fingers under his chin and acting shocked and amazed at the most mundane things. Then he starts to explain, puts his hand back on his chin, says WHAT?!? HOW?..., he finishes his train of thought, then starts it all over again.
      Dude constantly fakes his reactions because he had one video blow up where he was genuinely shocked, now it's the only formula he does. I'd give him some credit if any of his content was even somewhat interesting and had any substance, but it's just him being confused for the whole damn video.

    • @johnkeane320
      @johnkeane320 5 лет назад +18

      Its a fake reaction... Its twitch everything's fake

  • @_ink__
    @_ink__ 4 года назад +109

    “How is he rolling” god Jesus how’d he make it this far

    • @the1uppers998
      @the1uppers998 4 года назад

      I think thats more about how sometimes when you roll you still get hit by vordt, atleast I do anyway

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 4 года назад

      @Sad but True As far as I know, this guy has another channel where he's said to be "normal", so I guess this is just his "lol nice b8" channel for said 12-year-olds.

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 2 года назад

      When a Ds2 player doesn’t know adp helps rolls and gets hit on most rolls

  • @hazer3248
    @hazer3248 5 лет назад +383

    Chat doesn't know how speedruns work any% is to beat the game as fast as possible by any means necessary so stop crying

    • @xxthecapitalistxx
      @xxthecapitalistxx 5 лет назад +5

      not as inteneded to play

    • @radoza6849
      @radoza6849 5 лет назад +108

      @@xxthecapitalistxx Its not meant to be played how dark souls is usually played. Its to beat the game as fast as possible.

    • @EbonMaster
      @EbonMaster 5 лет назад +45

      @@xxthecapitalistxx why is that relevant? do you also hate mods?

    • @timmipeople
      @timmipeople 5 лет назад +3

      you're not using gameplay to beat the game, so speedraners using game itself to create "cheat engine". What's the point of it? I guess I will never understand.

    • @EbonMaster
      @EbonMaster 5 лет назад +61

      @@timmipeople "whats the point of it"
      its fun. People do it because its fun to break the game and beat it as fast as you possibly can and then go again to try to beat your personal best time.

  • @EbonMaster
    @EbonMaster 5 лет назад +740

    lol @ the dudes who still get mad at any% runs and think it takes no skill.

    • @HateMeCauseIMFat
      @HateMeCauseIMFat 5 лет назад +31

      lol @ people who need 33 minutes to glitch themselfes to the last boss. just use cheat engine. its way faster

    • @seifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      @seifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 5 лет назад +214

      @@HateMeCauseIMFat please show us a video of you doing the same thing since it's so easy. Btw, themselVes*

    • @DakonBlackblade2
      @DakonBlackblade2 5 лет назад +10

      Regardless of taking skill or not all the glitching is ridiculous. This is not legit no matter how you want to look at it, if you want to do crap like this use a cheat engine.

    • @Naatti8558
      @Naatti8558 5 лет назад +217

      Stop telling people what they should and shouldn't do. Point of any% is to beat the game as fast as possible without using external tools, and if the most optimal strategy is to glitch out the boss, the runner will do it. If you don't like it, I suggest watching all bosses or no OOB runs.

    • @DakonBlackblade2
      @DakonBlackblade2 5 лет назад +13

      @@Naatti8558 It's stupid, you're not playing the game at that point. The point of it is rather ridiculous and incredibly uninpressive.

  • @xeraphantheseraph4992
    @xeraphantheseraph4992 5 лет назад +41

    "I spent so long trying to kill this boss right here, watch!"
    He... He can't be serious...

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 2 года назад +1

      @@mohzik1355
      You make it sound like every new player didn’t have trouble with Vordt

    • @luffyistop1258
      @luffyistop1258 2 года назад

      Here come these dickhead "dark souls veterans". Ain't no way you was gatekeeping a old ass drak souls game.

    • @Hobbes9
      @Hobbes9 2 года назад

      @@Clarity_Control im pretty sure gundyr took me more time to beat than vordt

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 2 года назад

      @@Hobbes9
      Okay, good for you?

  • @Trezenox
    @Trezenox 5 лет назад +55

    "So wa- uh- wait wh- uh- ohhh. Wait. Wh- Wait What? How di- Ho- How d- What?"
    Speed running: All about clicking on the right sparkle boys.

  • @ipullthepork
    @ipullthepork 5 лет назад +68

    even if some1 considers this "cheating" this shit is 100 times harder to do than killing the bosses OMEGALUL

    • @ipullthepork
      @ipullthepork 5 лет назад +11

      @@thabnir exactly this lol

    • @MatthewTheUntitled
      @MatthewTheUntitled 5 лет назад +14

      @Hesher when you are underachieving trash

    • @minecraftNL1000
      @minecraftNL1000 5 лет назад

      @@MatthewTheUntitled he doesnt does this as a job just in his spare time as a hobby.

  • @Mercury_MPD
    @Mercury_MPD 5 лет назад +19

    'this was my attempt except i got hit by everything'
    this. this struck home.

  • @Drawfill
    @Drawfill 5 лет назад +345

    I'm honestly living off asmongold dark souls content these last few days.

    • @DustyyBoi
      @DustyyBoi 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @Burner.Account..
      @Burner.Account.. 5 лет назад +12

      I normally struggle to find videos to watch while eating, don't have that problem for these couple days.

    • @LunaticThinker
      @LunaticThinker 5 лет назад +1

      same

    • @robzan6663
      @robzan6663 5 лет назад +10

      “Content”

    • @Ahrths
      @Ahrths 5 лет назад +3

      fucking same

  • @vermincrusher852
    @vermincrusher852 5 лет назад +139

    He really needs to see some Lobos

    • @CrimsonUltrafox
      @CrimsonUltrafox 5 лет назад +11

      My favorite Lobos video was when he killed Kalameet with only firebombs. That was his consumables only run I think.

    • @poida1674
      @poida1674 5 лет назад +18

      His head would explode, no way this imbecile would be able to comprehend.

    • @danieln6613
      @danieln6613 5 лет назад

      Would've been cool

    • @ryans6969
      @ryans6969 5 лет назад +1

      @@danieln6613 he should also see your videos lol

    • @ramgee
      @ramgee 5 лет назад +1

      Dude, your morning jog editions are sick!!!

  • @Mafalgar
    @Mafalgar 5 лет назад +75

    I.. I don't understand.. Does twitch chat not know what any% means..? I don't care if you dislike watching any% runs or not.. but do they honestly not know that this run is like 1 in a 1000? That 99% of the runs probably fail?
    Not to mention all the countless hours this guy spent learning the EXACT route. He wasn't just running around willy-nilly, if he made one wrong move it would be a reset.
    And not even to mention this dude also holds (or has held) the world record for several glitchess categories.
    Makes me sad watching parts of the gaming community belittling other parts of the gaming community. Guess that's where were at now.. And to think as a kid, I was looking forward to the day normies would accept gaming..

    • @miceatah9359
      @miceatah9359 5 лет назад +1

      Cry in silence jesus wha a bitch

    • @ahappycatfish4246
      @ahappycatfish4246 5 лет назад +4

      @@miceatah9359 36 people disagree with you... thought I'd point that out asshole

    • @angelgames3978
      @angelgames3978 4 года назад

      @@ahappycatfish4246 61... just sayin

    • @ahappycatfish4246
      @ahappycatfish4246 4 года назад

      @@angelgames3978 o damn, alota times passed even more people disagree with the cry in silence a while now xD

    • @angelgames3978
      @angelgames3978 4 года назад

      @@ahappycatfish4246 yeh

  • @Nick-um1pi
    @Nick-um1pi 5 лет назад +123

    Don't think asmongold or chat knows how any % speedruns work xd. They act like hes playing the game normally. It's a speed Run you can't compare you playing the game normally to a speed Run where the point is to break the game to get the fastest possible time.

    • @jsweizston5410
      @jsweizston5410 5 лет назад +6

      Right, they are like "wow such skill" its like well if you understood how speedruns go this is par for the course. It's not being played normally but rather by ANY means necessary you idiots in chat.

    • @Faolanthian
      @Faolanthian 5 лет назад +9

      @Alchalei speedrunners have beat the game normally hundreds of times - this speed runner in particular has had world records in most of the other categories. The point of speedrunning isn't to experience the game, but a competition of the fastest completion time - theres also glitchless runs and etc if you dislike using watching someone use glitches.

    • @dragonwaz
      @dragonwaz 5 лет назад +6

      @Alchalei I'm not a speedrunner but this is the dumbest argument you could possibly make. It is a "speed" "run", skipping as much as possible to finish the game is the entire fucking point. There are different categories of speed runs that focus on completing a specific set of objectives rather than any%'ing, but running a blind 100% run isn't a speed run, it's just playing the game, if you want that you can search for lets play's.

    • @ChocPretzel8
      @ChocPretzel8 5 лет назад

      They are joking and you're all fucking stupid.

    • @goliathgamez3851
      @goliathgamez3851 5 лет назад

      DPI Stanley I don’t want them to see the games done quick community I’m afraid of what they might do all there toxicity.

  • @androski5247
    @androski5247 5 лет назад +8

    18:06 Video's chat.
    "Oh is this a player who needs to bug the game to win?"
    Bich this is a Any% run, if he can abuse a bug to get better run time, he's gonna abuse it.

  • @localblackman5970
    @localblackman5970 5 лет назад +108

    I'm declaring this man an official normie

    • @o0neill
      @o0neill 4 года назад +1

      Please don't insult normies

  • @Belowski69
    @Belowski69 4 года назад +6

    15:34 OH REALLY running out of bounds and skipping the whole game wasnt intended?!? Thanks for the wisdom!

  • @jaffadwalf6135
    @jaffadwalf6135 5 лет назад +24

    "water and ice are 2 different things" hearing this reassures me that i can pass science

    • @OCDustin
      @OCDustin 4 года назад +2

      Yeah that hurt my heart equally as much as my brain

    • @ondrejrychtarik7833
      @ondrejrychtarik7833 4 года назад +2

      Well asmon was right about the ice and water conductivity. Ice is still conductive but not nearly as much as water.

    • @ondrejrychtarik7833
      @ondrejrychtarik7833 4 года назад

      @@OCDustin Not in conductivity. Water is much more conductive than ice. Water resitance is like really really low but ice resistance is like 4 mega Ohms

  • @fluidwolf
    @fluidwolf 4 года назад +4

    *Speedrunner uses a glitch* Asmongold: "But that's illegal"

    • @Peaceful_Gojira
      @Peaceful_Gojira 4 года назад

      lol, try all of Twitch chat for Asmongold's stream

  • @eradosanov4995
    @eradosanov4995 5 лет назад +19

    This guy gets confused literally to everything. Life must be hard for him lmao

    • @Mrfailstandstil
      @Mrfailstandstil 4 года назад +1

      His annual taxes are about 70k so u tell me weather his life is hard or not..

    • @yaz2928
      @yaz2928 4 года назад +1

      This dude makes a lot of money just for watching RUclips and playing video games. Pretty sure his life is way better than yours.

    • @eradosanov4995
      @eradosanov4995 4 года назад

      Waf so in your opinion “playing videogames and gaining money for it” instantly makes your life better than the people who don’t do it? Dude, you got problems with your worldview :)

    • @yaz2928
      @yaz2928 4 года назад +2

      @@eradosanov4995 Yes you moron. He makes hundreds of thousands just for playing video games. His life is made, bet you wish you were him.

    • @eradosanov4995
      @eradosanov4995 4 года назад

      Waf loool so maaad, why you have to be? :D and yes, you lost your bet

  • @jedstroff7303
    @jedstroff7303 5 лет назад +8

    “Guys I don’t think this was in tended” (while Nemz is under the map) ok this guys a genius

  • @Hooga89
    @Hooga89 5 лет назад +79

    How do people manage to watch these videos? It's just endless Asmongoloid feigning "wows" for hours.

    • @jojolafrite90
      @jojolafrite90 5 лет назад +2

      Stupidity. It's my only guess.

    • @linus2878
      @linus2878 5 лет назад

      @@jojolafrite90 5Head

  • @nixutps
    @nixutps 4 года назад +13

    "Hes like Jesus, Jesus was lucky too"
    Well not in my book he wasnt....

    • @Khaled-bd1pl
      @Khaled-bd1pl 4 года назад

      Which book

    • @Jessejezzz
      @Jessejezzz 3 года назад

      @@Khaled-bd1pl the fokin bible...

    • @Khaled-bd1pl
      @Khaled-bd1pl 3 года назад

      @@Jessejezzz wait what I don’t remember writing that m8

    • @Jessejezzz
      @Jessejezzz 3 года назад

      @@Khaled-bd1pl but jesus takes control of you.
      Jesus takes the wheel.

  • @iliketoeattakoyaki1358
    @iliketoeattakoyaki1358 4 года назад +7

    To asmongold, rolling is just an ability you get after you get to the nameless king.

  • @Soter94
    @Soter94 5 лет назад +5

    "Jesus was lucky too.......I MEAN, beside the crucifixion thing"
    That got me!

  • @tigersnakegaming5530
    @tigersnakegaming5530 5 лет назад +4

    I love how Nemz chat is talking about the Asmon's AW fight, causing him to wonder what a good AW fight looks like. Not what he was expecting...haha

  • @jdog340
    @jdog340 5 лет назад +12

    "Vordt was hard for me to beat" uh lmao WHAt?

    • @thecreator2229
      @thecreator2229 3 года назад

      lol i had more trouble with vordt than any of the lords of cinder

    • @marcelo71235
      @marcelo71235 3 года назад

      @@thecreator2229 same lol except twins

  • @BAITHOVEN_
    @BAITHOVEN_ 5 лет назад +3

    Chat: "I like speedruns :)"
    Also Chat: "But not if it's in the actual fastest way possible"

  • @janobano3548
    @janobano3548 4 года назад +4

    Odd how the chat is even more clueless on how speedruns work

  • @mohammedzoh3
    @mohammedzoh3 5 лет назад +5

    Nemz38: does anything
    Asmongold: YO WTF...

  • @zephyrstrife4668
    @zephyrstrife4668 4 года назад +3

    My favorite moments are when Asmongold says "Yeah! I spent so long trying to get by this guy!" And the speedrunner just fuckin' nopes right past them like it's nothing... the speechless look Asmo has is priceless.

  • @linesangus9069
    @linesangus9069 5 лет назад +3

    "This is like my attempt but I got hit by everything!" This made me laugh. Very funny.

  • @chaoticskidmark9200
    @chaoticskidmark9200 4 года назад +2

    It was kinda wholesome when he told everyone to like the speed runners video

    • @CodeSiber
      @CodeSiber 4 года назад

      After taking his content for footage

  • @SuperUnunquadium
    @SuperUnunquadium 5 лет назад +24

    Jesus watching people react to this is pathetic. Man's not breaking any laws playing the game this way. News flash this is an entire paradigm of game that troglodytes who spam "cheater" will never be able to do. Not that the opinion of someone who doesn't even know their terminology has any legitimate opinion on this sort of thing.

  • @CurbYourGames
    @CurbYourGames 3 года назад +1

    "There's like a pathway in head, it's weird, it's like you have this idea... Okay it's insane" 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @blasfeliphimmelreich9323
    @blasfeliphimmelreich9323 5 лет назад +7

    17:42
    In the chat
    Watch any% glitchless
    Excuse me?!

  • @shogii575
    @shogii575 5 лет назад +2

    If you are confused and think this player is cheating lemme real quick just explain what "Any %" means: "Any %" means that you beat the game as fast as possible without cheating, so yes you guessed it right, glitches are allowed! In fact anything is allowed as long as it isn't being counted as "A third party application" or "Developer Tools" such as a console IN THE GAME.

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 5 лет назад +23

    Look at all these normies in the comments not understanding the twitch meta or chat
    PepeLaugh DONT TELL THEM

    • @snor_flex2613
      @snor_flex2613 4 года назад

      Huch Corrupted wtf, überraschen dich hier zu finden!

  • @tukuiPat
    @tukuiPat 5 лет назад +1

    Nemz has the WR for Any%, All Bosses, Boss Rush Mod and All Bosses SL1 for DkS3, which is 4/6 categories on the speedrunning leader boards of DkS3, for Any% No TearDrop and Any% Current Patch he's ranked 3rd but he probably hasn't actually done these runs in months as both his times where done 5-6 months ago and I'm sure he could knock off the ~40 seconds difference between his times and WR if he actually tackled these two run types again.

  • @thatmischief5173
    @thatmischief5173 5 лет назад +37

    Every joke I make about 9/11 just has tendency to crash and burn...

  • @archvt260
    @archvt260 5 лет назад +2

    Nemz: *Breathes*
    Asmon: How do you do that?

  • @gwyndolin9231
    @gwyndolin9231 5 лет назад +50

    Imagine putting hours and hours of playing to get this good at the game, just to have your content stolen.

    • @gwyndolin9231
      @gwyndolin9231 5 лет назад +1

      @@primedember5249 ah i didn't catch that bit, my apologies thanks for letting me know 👍

    • @primedember5249
      @primedember5249 5 лет назад

      @@gwyndolin9231 hahaha np dude, don't take too serious that last part. Though it's real that people who says any% is cheating are retarded or braindead

    • @gwyndolin9231
      @gwyndolin9231 5 лет назад

      @@primedember5249 ye i know its obvious they have never even touched a souls game xD

    • @RewZes
      @RewZes 5 лет назад +2

      you misspelled advertised

    • @retardrdcompany
      @retardrdcompany 4 года назад

      I too hate whenever a popular streamer advertises my content to 50k people,this should be illegal!!

  • @DreamEclipse
    @DreamEclipse 5 лет назад +1

    Haven't watched a single second, can already tell you what happens: "Wut DA FUCKKK??!?!?" repeated to infinity.

  • @Soul_Pancak
    @Soul_Pancak 5 лет назад +21

    Lol at the crybabies saying this takes no skill😂, FYI these people are bigger fans of the game, and are way better mechanics wise in order to pull off the glitches and exploits. Not to mention the description clearly says any% run, just dont watch if your not interested.

    • @saassas5879
      @saassas5879 5 лет назад +9

      And nemz has had records in nearly every category (pretty sure there was a time where he simultaneously held records for pretty much every DS3 category) so it's not like he's bad at the game

  • @LethargicCarcass
    @LethargicCarcass 5 лет назад +1

    “And he’s hitting both of them at the same time... you can only do that from the back I guess”
    Truer words have never been spoken

  • @pyros411
    @pyros411 5 лет назад +30

    Praise the Sun!

  • @HuslWusl
    @HuslWusl 5 лет назад +2

    15:34 "I don't think this was intended."
    Oh really? I thought you're supposed to be underground where you can see everything

  • @devilscorner8640
    @devilscorner8640 5 лет назад +29

    can you please upload every boss fight with asmongold in ds3

  • @naddyz903
    @naddyz903 5 лет назад +1

    Nemz chat was talking shit about our boy without knowing how overleveledd and over skilled our boi is

  • @natethorn791
    @natethorn791 4 года назад +5

    "He's weak to lightning, well how was I supposed to know that"
    me: ha, ever play pokemon?

    • @Peaceful_Gojira
      @Peaceful_Gojira 4 года назад

      "How was I supposed to know that?!"
      Well let's see...thinking logically....Oh sorry I forgot, you only do that sometimes Asmongold...
      hopefully a ploy for your viewers, otherwise I'm genuinely feeling sorry for that fartwipe.

  • @daveg.
    @daveg. 4 года назад +1

    Half the chat calls him a cheater
    The other half tries to explain what an Any% is

  • @alexbrown-vw4fv
    @alexbrown-vw4fv 5 лет назад +3

    After watching this video I can safely say Asmon only has 1 chromosome.

  • @eebrohim7001
    @eebrohim7001 5 лет назад +2

    The entire video is just "so now he's gonna fight [insert mob name], oh he just skipped it, that took me [insert number] hours. And repeat.

  • @ToddHowardWithAGun
    @ToddHowardWithAGun 5 лет назад +52

    Oh my god, Asmongold is such a brainlet lol.

    • @forsene4556
      @forsene4556 5 лет назад

      He and his chat are the biggest Pepegas in twitch history

  • @BrandonShort-dh2ui
    @BrandonShort-dh2ui 4 года назад

    Me: There aren't any offensive jokes about airplanes.
    2001: Hold my towers.

  • @simoste1979
    @simoste1979 5 лет назад +12

    Everyone always confuses speedrun with gameplay.

  • @God-Venatus
    @God-Venatus 5 лет назад +3

    7:52 "HOWS HE ROWLING"

  • @HeimerTee
    @HeimerTee 5 лет назад +4

    @28:09 someone predicts asmond watching the video in nemz chat. Give this man some appreciation

  • @diogocarvalho7691
    @diogocarvalho7691 5 лет назад +3

    You see him using glitches and other things you disrespect him, when he kills lotheric easly you dont give him the respect he deserves

  • @gato6373
    @gato6373 5 лет назад +4

    "I never did this" "I never did that" You know I think I'm starting to understand why he's so astonished at everything.

  • @newbishmouse7700
    @newbishmouse7700 5 лет назад +2

    I love how he giving a play by play at the beginning then gets derailed by a parry

  • @coffee7644
    @coffee7644 5 лет назад +5

    Didnt know Anri's Straight Sword gives luck. Sweet, concord farming is going to be easier now.
    Oh, im dumb. It scales with luck

    • @Lewtable
      @Lewtable 5 лет назад

      Crystal Rapier from the sage in Farron Forest gives 100 luck when equipped. :V Mimic head as well.

    • @coffee7644
      @coffee7644 5 лет назад

      @@Lewtable thanks

    • @coffee7644
      @coffee7644 5 лет назад

      @@Lewtable can i lewd the lewtable?

  • @KevinMichael
    @KevinMichael 5 лет назад +1

    Asmonds chat are exactly the type of ds3 players I love to invade

  • @KingInYellow.
    @KingInYellow. 5 лет назад +6

    I've watched a lot of these and I still cant tell if asmongold is being serious or not

    • @achxd
      @achxd 5 лет назад

      boomers yikes

  • @ocemyth3424
    @ocemyth3424 4 года назад +2

    The darkwraith at the bottom of the elevator is easy. I literally 12 and I did it first try

  • @SERI0USB33F
    @SERI0USB33F 5 лет назад +12

    Asmond knows full well Gundyr can be parried, so why he acted like his mind was blown is just cringey af

    • @spookyakame5918
      @spookyakame5918 5 лет назад +12

      dz00ka he’s mind blown because he sucks at the parry mechanic. So In all actuality, you’re the cringe one.

    • @Crusader190
      @Crusader190 5 лет назад +7

      @@spookyakame5918 nah he tries to get the kids' attention to make more money. It's easier to fool younger ones.

    • @bernkasteler7190
      @bernkasteler7190 5 лет назад +2

      @@spookyakame5918 tbh asm is very cringy trying to make everything like a complete mindblown when he is just attacking from behind

  • @mosclone2121
    @mosclone2121 4 года назад

    If anyone is even kind of interested about lightning against Vordt, the Twitch chat is (not surprisingly) wrong about why it's effective. Ice IS different from water, especially in conduction of electrical currents, where ice is a terrible conductor. The lightning would be effective because Vordt's covered in metal armor. Most ferrous metals are, as we know, relatively highly conductive, and conductivity in those metals increases as temperature decreases.
    TL:DR - Ice doesn't conduct well, cold metal does.

  • @ICantFindaNameSoYeah
    @ICantFindaNameSoYeah 5 лет назад +10

    So you people watch a person watch another person speedrun?

  • @pancakeclaper1021
    @pancakeclaper1021 5 лет назад +1

    Guy: blocks attack
    Asmon: what the fuck

  • @csabawars
    @csabawars 5 лет назад +21

    Dam i never know ds3 have that many optional boss :P

    • @heimheim3584
      @heimheim3584 5 лет назад +5

      DS2 has 2x more optional bosses.

    • @sxar_0660
      @sxar_0660 5 лет назад

      Márton Ovád dlc?

    • @madeo4922
      @madeo4922 5 лет назад

      ​@@sxar_0660 you don't have to kill any dlc bosses to beat the game

    • @sxar_0660
      @sxar_0660 5 лет назад

      DEO MA I meant the ds2 dlc’s have a lot of bosses

  • @gergonagy1200
    @gergonagy1200 5 лет назад +1

    Lol the Jesus cruicifix "cant win em all" got me hard 😂😂

  • @Byron804
    @Byron804 5 лет назад +3

    what a coincidence that the WR was just set recently and during Asmon's playthrough of the game.

  • @celestinefenris6508
    @celestinefenris6508 4 года назад +2

    Honestly, the annoying thing for me is "Oh my god, I'm breaking the game with glitches and exploits, why is my frame rate dropping and my game not working like it's supposed to?"

  • @DavtazBuildingz
    @DavtazBuildingz 5 лет назад +7

    Is asmongold special or does every wow player have 10 iq?

  • @ultralucidbluedream1581
    @ultralucidbluedream1581 4 года назад

    “He is like Superman, who was the guy who walked on air!?? JESUS”

  • @DeuceTreyz
    @DeuceTreyz 5 лет назад +6

    Lmao he said a streamer with 26k viewers..not you.

    • @r17v1
      @r17v1 4 года назад +1

      it was him, read the chat (i mean the chat of the speed runner)

  • @Joseph_Presa
    @Joseph_Presa 4 года назад +1

    “ Who was it that walked on air...Jesus”

  • @ecMonify
    @ecMonify 5 лет назад +3

    this is why i prefer all bosse-runs. don't get me wrong, what's being done here is really fucking impressive, but i'd rather watch somebody actually play the game :P

    • @mcriggity1131
      @mcriggity1131 5 лет назад +1

      but you don't need to fight all the bosses to play the game

    • @SplitEXP97
      @SplitEXP97 5 лет назад +1

      He’s got record for all bosses and all achievements. Pretty much every category he’s ranked in

    • @GreMLinSLoveCoOkies
      @GreMLinSLoveCoOkies 5 лет назад +3

      But if you want to see someone actually playing the game, maybe you should not watch any speedruns at all ^^

  • @batt0usai377
    @batt0usai377 4 года назад +1

    I am only into 1 minute and lemme guess what he's going to say the entire video
    "wait.. what?"
    "what the fuuuu--?"
    "wait what?"
    "i didnt go there, wait what?"
    "oh my god"
    "wait what?"

  • @spookyakame5918
    @spookyakame5918 5 лет назад +8

    RUclips comments complaining about twitch chat being autistic is hilariously ironic.

    • @GreMLinSLoveCoOkies
      @GreMLinSLoveCoOkies 5 лет назад +1

      If you are on RUclips people call the twitch chat retarded. If you are on twitch people call RUclips comments retarded.... Let's just say both communities have their fair share of fucking dumb people.

    • @darko1295
      @darko1295 5 лет назад

      Objectively, twitch chat is made up by worthless degenerates that would be genocided in a perfect world. RUclips comments are trash but not anywhere near as retarded

  • @yannilibosada8826
    @yannilibosada8826 4 года назад

    I'm pretty sure that he can walk thru walls and stuff cause when he does that, the area hasn't fully loaded in but the game still knows that he's there so even though the area wasn't fully loaded, the game still tries to load in as much of area as it can which is normally only about 1/2 or 1/3 of the areas props, data, mobs, mob health, etc.
    And I think the reason he's spamming Anri's straight sword while doing this is that when you equip anything, the game uses some of its power to put it into your inventory, load up the sprite, put in the damage, etc. and vice versa. So by spamming equip and unequip, he forces the game load and unload the weapon instead of loading up the rest of the area, which means he's going thru the wall textures (which have no hitbox) insted hitting an actual wall.

  • @jamesclews233
    @jamesclews233 5 лет назад +12

    Lol darksouls speed runner acting like hes never died to abyss watchers when he first started playing... kappa

    • @alexanderf.6396
      @alexanderf.6396 5 лет назад +2

      @Mr BuzzKill I still have trouble with Abyss and I've beaten the game around 13 times.. Kms I guess

    • @inspiringrex1198
      @inspiringrex1198 5 лет назад +2

      You know we have past experiences with previous games right? Giving us instincts

    • @skyzgone2953
      @skyzgone2953 5 лет назад

      Mr BuzzKill yes but there will always be bosses certain people struggle with. I’ve heard that some guys struggle with oceiros but since beating him I’ve never died to him again. Similar experience for the twin princes or the dancer. A simple boss I always struggle with are (also) the abyss watchers. I know they’re not particularly hard but I personally struggled a lot with them. Same with the orphan of kos. I mean the orphan is considered to be their hardest boss in bb but to this day I’ve only beaten that bastard once.
      What I’m trying to say is different people struggle with different bosses, even those others consider to be easy.

    • @skyzgone2953
      @skyzgone2953 5 лет назад

      Mr BuzzKill yes I was never arguing that bosses can’t be statistically difficult. Was just arguing that even easy bosses can be hard for certain people.

  • @bailey125
    @bailey125 5 лет назад

    "Wait what the fuck?!" "OMG!"
    Basically all he does in any of his videos

  • @jumbozimmy
    @jumbozimmy 4 года назад

    "This is a really hard boss"
    Fucking Yhorm...
    I just can't

  • @JacobSmith-zp1kq
    @JacobSmith-zp1kq 5 лет назад +1

    Nemz: *Does literally anything*
    Asmon: *Wait what*