This is my favorite Jeff by far. He sounds like a poor man's drunk baby Michael Madsen, he's apparently blind and deaf, he can be soundly defeated with a soft kick to the face, and he briefly phases out of existence every time he moves more than one muscle. Write a "horror" story about this one, fangirls.
Dev 1: "Hey remember those old console sports games where you had to button mash for extended periods to move?" Dev 2: "Oh yeah! Everybody loved those!" Dev 1: "We need to put a 5 minute sequence of crawling thru a vent using that mechanic." Dev 2: "BRO THAT'S GOLD. Everybody loves retro stuff like that!"
+Timmah73 Dev 3: "But That would be tedious and give people carpal tunnel." Dev 1 + 2 : "SHUT UP STEVE NOBODY ASKED YOU !!!!!!!" Dev 3: "....... :*(" Dev 1: "The carpal tunnel is part of the difficulty." Dev 2: "and haven't you heard Tedious = Challenge, just look at games like Hydlide." Dev 3: "But most people hate that game." Dev 1: "........ Steve ..." Dev 3: "What?" Dev1 "You're Fired." (Is It bad that i was having more fun with this than playing the game?)
I think this game is trying to establish that Jeff has gone so completely insane he can only remember things for a short period of one to two seconds before completely forgetting it
I don't know. John reacting to Jeff is kinda tough to beat. I gotta admit though, I've watched this entire video at least five or six time now and I have yet to get tired of any of it.
I like how it's called Urban Legends but it's basically a Jeff the Killer game with a price on it and not anything interesting like Mothman, Bunnyman, or Kuchisake-Onna. Maybe "Chased Down By Jeff the Killer With A Day-1 Acting Career in Generic Asylum" didn't roll off the tongue.
I really want a game in wich you survive in a forest all by yourself while being hunted by wendigos, the bunnyman, skinwalkers, even the mothman. Maybe even a day-night cycle and the oportunity of changing the place of your camp. For example, if one night the bunnyman saw your camp, you can move it and next time he would have to find it again, but if you don't change it he finds you earlier? Even the chance of going to a town at some point for supplies/equipment. They have to stop it with jeff and start with what's really creepy
There's already a decent Kuchisake-Onna game, and I don't really know what you could do with Mothman. I guess Jeff scares me because even though his backstory is idiotic and his design is ludicrous, he's pretty much grounded. He's just a psycho with a knife, and that should be terrifying to anyone in the right circumstance.
@@user-yx9is6zk4h This video was released in 2015. Among Us came out three years later in 2018. The good old days when Among Us didn’t exist and Fortnite: Battle Royale also never existed. Better times.
I love how this dude has no lips and yet his speech is so crystal clear and human sounding. I shouldn't find that so especially ridiculous in this hilarious mess but I guess those linguistic courses had their mark on me :P Anyone else found Jeff looked rather silly (more than usual) in this game?
I'm completely blown away by the fact that over 10 people worked on this game. I'm not sure how much it costs now, but anything over $0 is a ripoff to the highest degree.
holy shit 24:06 is fantastic hes just waiting there just like "alright he'll be here any second now i gotta hide within the shadows to make this dramatic i just gotta wait here and look as intimidating as possible i can do this"
Seems like John's stepbrother Jeff can't get a good game these days. Btw, that shove at 18:08 is comedy gold. Seems like you took him down with your HUGE muscles!
Luke H He freaking Teleports And also he's worst weakness is Being blind i mean it's easy to outrun him Except if yur fat i guess that explains the dead bodies He's probably selling it to the dark web
John, the guy in the newspaper is the "have-you-dreamt-of-this-guy-before" guy. Just wanna throw that out there for the ones that did and the ones that didn't know it was a hoax Also, Machine Bear is a brazillian company. Thank God I'm brazillian, that way I can take great pride in seeing such a GOOD game developing team, am I RIGHT?
"Why are there so many bathrooms?!" "What am I wearing?!" Where is the water coming from?!" "What kind of sound effect was that?lol?" I just love when you are annoyed, confused, and frustrated while playing. So funny. ^_^
Even the 'go to slip' guy did a better voice acting job of Jeff omg Can you imagine being chased by this Jeff irl? How would you be able to take him seriously?
I dunno, if I was actually alone in an abandoned hospital, no weapons, no phone to call the cops, and some dude with a carving knife and bugged-out eyes wanted to slice me up... I might be at least a little scared. But I guess I'm not a hyper badass like you.
"I SWEAR IT'S LIKE PLAYING COOKIE CLICKER" this game had me in stitches and your commentary only made it better. Props to the devs for making a game, I mean game development isn't easy, but goddamn it stop with the shitty creepy pasta games
I feel like the biggest jerk for mostly watching Harsh play these one shot crappy indie games that are probably slowly draining his sanity rather than a well-made multi-parted game playthrough that he actually enjoys. Oh well. Time to continue crafting my magnum opus for Jon to play: Slender Jeff the Rake Killer.EXE 5. I'm sure he'll love it. I'm using a bunch of generic Unity assets and spamming them everywhere, so this way I can put more focus onto what really matters: the gameplay!... ...Which is just of course another Slender clone only less fun. But I'm working on it mind you!
Oh my god. apart of all the things already wrong with a Jeff The Killer Game, I mostly have problems with logic and continuity. Here is what I found. 1. Why was Jeff in an Ambulance inside the goddamn building? -If he crashed it from the outside then where is the hole it would have caused? Why are people not investigating the noise it would have caused? 2. Who left the doll there with the note? If it was the person who was hanging, why didn't they use the key? Did they swallow it? If it was not the person hanging, why was the key stuffed inside the body? Why did Jeff not have it on his person? 3. Why would an abandon facility have running water and electricity? That is a in-excusable waste of a town's resources. If you argue the town was abandoned, then the electricity plant would have been shut down, if not it would likely have either shut down by itself, or exploded, either case. No power should be going to that place. 4. Why the fuck would people just leave a Hospital abandoned? One that is a horrible health system established in that town, two following up with point 3, a waste of resources, three (I might be crazy for this logic) but I would think the town would tear it down and rebuild a working hospital. Seriously, where are the sick townsfolk going? another hospital? why would there be two hospitals? 5. Why the fuck does Jeff look like a skeleton, and how is he still alive? One would expect that living in a dirty hospital with a fucked up face he should have contracted a few diseases. Seeing how Jeff is as tall the protagonist, he is likely an adult. If Jeff the Killer became Jeff the Killer at a young age, he should have been long dead before the events of the game. Couple more problems I had: -I see how it's immersive to have to actually look at the notepad, but gameplay wise: Dumb as shit. -The protagonist's notes are all kinds of fucked up. he needs to organize his shit. Plan, prioritize, leave room for amendments. -VENT SEQUENCE! I understand this is an alpha, but damn. To have gameplay after the vent makes the vent look worse because they half assed it and never when back to fix it before following up with the next sequence. Especially with that massive of an oversight. -Jeff the Killer. -What the fuck is with the shit written in blood? "Redrum" you expect me to believe a crazy person who essential ranaway at a young age, he would have knowledge of such a reference? And just... no let's stop writing in blood, it's a aggravating cliche at this point, it was cool and spooky at one point but now we need to stop. -Jeff is one repetitive ass mother fucker. But.. I guess Alpha stage excuse can bypass here? -Floating shit, poltergeist style event? Is this about ghosts or Jeff the Killer? (Ghosts always make a better story) -Jeff's AI is fucked to hell, but Alpha stage amitrite? - Where did he find cloths that where his size? (Jeff I'm talking about Jeff obviously.) I suppose one of his victims had those cloths? (I'll point out the specific cloths he is wearing would fit a reclusive person, not someone who investigates abandon places. Of course I could be way off base.) -How does a recluse have any knowledge of the occult? Did demons visit him or some shit? Jeff the Killer or Demons. Choose an enemy dammit. (Demons, obvious answer is demons, unless you are making a parody) - That generator.... WHO THE FUCK INCORPORATES A PUZZLE INTO THE GENERATOR'S ON/OFF SYSTEM?! Dumbass motherfucking people who install power systems.. NO. Lets keep a little realism. - People have to pay for this? IN Alpha Stage? AND IT WAS GREEN LIGHT BY THE STEAM COMMUNITY?! GOD DAMN JEFF THE KILLER FANCLUB. Things that were not so bad? -Quick Time Events. I'm biased, I love that shit. I can understand not everyone enjoys them. This one is personal. -Targeting system with the little circle & arrow reaching out. I do not see that often. points for Unique-ness. Side notes: Dipshit protagonists need to stop messing with fucked up shit without guns, and a team. The Rake hunting game had the protagonist at least prepared and knowledgeable about his enemy. I suppose a hospital would have it's own backup generator, but at the state of decay that hospital was in, one that is expensive to just leave lying around, two I would have expected a sequence of having to rebuild the generator so it would function. Jeff certainly is not an Electrical Engineer to keep that machine running. Hey if you read all this, point out any, and all flaws in my logic, or just add things that I missed. Keep trying to seriously make a Jeff the Killer game, your efforts are hilarious as shit.
it's like they gave jeff a bunch of voicelines that were supposed to cycle at random but they just play in order Don't Run, Don't Run, Don't Run Show Yourself, Show Yourself, Show Yourself
So, this game was originally around $20. Did the creators really think it was that good a game? Cause, well... Obvious reasons say otherwise. Feel bad for anyone that paid even the $5-$7 (whatever it was). They still have a LOT of work to do on it.
Are all Jeff the Killer games just part of some big contest to see who can make the worst game? Please say yes. I mean... these can't be serious, can they?
A few scattered comments. -We really need to do something about the _millions_ of abandoned mental hospitals we have, according to shitty indy horror games. -HE POOFS! -Oh good, it's one of those games where you spend the entire game trying not to die just so that you can die in a specific location without accomplishing anything. One of the dumbest trends in video games.
So... nearest thing I can figure out about the vent issue: Unity let's you sense when a key is pressed (it sends a signal the frame the key is pressed), when a key is held down (occurs every frame while the key is held), and when a key is released (occurs the frame the key is released). I don't have any experience in Unreal, but I assume it has similar functions. It looks like the game might be looking for a key being pressed rather than a key being held down, during that particular animation? That's just a guess, though. Someone who's actually worked in Unreal might have a better theory. I've certainly never seen anything like that before in a game being sold for real money. I guess it IS Early Access, but... geez. The weirdest part about this game is that it seems to have quite a bit of custom animation, and possibly custom models/textures, yet it plays out just as poorly as any given asset store compilation on Gamejolt. Usually in an indie game, when the gameplay is this broken, it doesn't exhibit any effort in other areas. Also, now people have plenty of material for making .gifs that look like John is masturbating :P
Him punching through the window and removing the board to open the door was honestly too clever for this game. You gotta admit, that was actually pretty good.
By typical Jeff the killer games standard, it's better, but that isn't saying much because it's still a poorly made dog shit game. The only thing going for it is that it isn't using the same Jeff asset seen in almost every single Jeff game.
John: I love you Jeff: Don't run John: I said I love you Jeff: and I told you not to run god do we have to do this every day until I do kill you ugh (I know I'm 5 years late but I just had to respond to this comment with that 😂)
Poor John's poor fingers. It was actually painful to watch but watch it I did! I can't believe this sold for actual dollars. I hope you get a refund lol
Man, these "developers" should be ashamed of themselves for calling something as Jeff The Killer an URBAN LEGEND, the game should be called a FUCKING JOKE, because that is what Jeff and all those "serial-killer" creepypasta characters are!
I was laughing so hard during this whole thing due to the sheer ridiculousness of it and your usual spot-on reactions and commentary. That vent part killed me though; I don't know how you got through it. I would have given up immediately. The fact this "game" costs money is just sad.
I kinda missed it when John played a good indie horror game like Erie, I'm Scared, Which, Vanish etc. Where the hell did those devs go? Is there literally no good one-shot material for this month? Seeing as it's almost Halloween... Let's just hope that John would actually get a decent material for Halloween special video or something along that line.
+Feliks “Fjed” Dzerzhinskij Well, I'm releasing A Wolf in Autumn at the end of this month, so here's hoping that ends up counting as "good one-shot material" :D
I appreciate you sticking with this game way longer than anyone would have, thoroughly entertaining! Your entire "Jeff the killer" playlist is fantastic, can't wait for more...
When the vent is more threatening than Jeff
Lmao
Fr 😂
*stands directly in front of Jeff*
"Show yourself!"
;-;
I mean if someone stronger then you booted you in the face would you be able to see straight?
To be fair he also burnt his eyelids off he's probably blind
Ironclad tortilla chips what we don’t see is that he carries around a spray bottle filled with saline solution
I think he be blind XD
This is my favorite Jeff by far. He sounds like a poor man's drunk baby Michael Madsen, he's apparently blind and deaf, he can be soundly defeated with a soft kick to the face, and he briefly phases out of existence every time he moves more than one muscle. Write a "horror" story about this one, fangirls.
I woke up one night, there was a boy with a white face, a knife, and a creepy smile. He fell over and died. The End.
+Dr. Limeade LORE
Maya Whitaker add that to the official wiki
This really beats up 10 year old me.
My fucking phase - Jesus.
I
"Don't run!"
"Don't run!"
"Don't run!"
....and so Jeff the Killer gives up on wonton slaughter and becomes Jeff the Hall Monitor.
LOL
Lmao
Don't run with sharp objects, for sure.
Wanton. Otherwise he’s just slaughtering helpless Asian appetisers and quite honestly, I think even that’s beyond him.
"Don't run!'
- Jeff the Hall Monitor, 2015
+variable2102 DEAR GOD I'M DEAD TOO. XD
+variable2102 I made a strange audible noise and I swear it was a laugh due to your comment. xD
God, you made me happy man,
but really tho, JEFF THE HALL MONITOR?!
Priceless XD
+variable2102 Omg, the memories of White Day are coming back xDD
Did someone say hall monitor?! -cue heroic music-
25:30
"Don't Run... Don't run, Don't run!"
Jeff the Killer is surprisingly concerned about scissor safety.
😂😂😂
John: I'M NOT RUNNING!!
I lost it when he "found you" then immediately starting spamming "show yourself" while looking right at you.
Nagoragama same xD
Nagoragama 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dev 1: "Hey remember those old console sports games where you had to button mash for extended periods to move?"
Dev 2: "Oh yeah! Everybody loved those!"
Dev 1: "We need to put a 5 minute sequence of crawling thru a vent using that mechanic."
Dev 2: "BRO THAT'S GOLD. Everybody loves retro stuff like that!"
+Timmah73
Dev 3: "But That would be tedious and give people carpal tunnel."
Dev 1 + 2 : "SHUT UP STEVE NOBODY ASKED YOU !!!!!!!"
Dev 3: "....... :*("
Dev 1: "The carpal tunnel is part of the difficulty."
Dev 2: "and haven't you heard Tedious = Challenge, just look at games like Hydlide."
Dev 3: "But most people hate that game."
Dev 1: "........ Steve ..."
Dev 3: "What?"
Dev1 "You're Fired."
(Is It bad that i was having more fun with this than playing the game?)
+Vivil2
Dev 1: "Hey hobo! how would you like to voice act for our game?"
Dev 3: "Sir, why cant we just hire a-"
Dev 2: "Shut the fuck up steve!"
+Jesse The Writer Guy Hmm... methinks someone's projecting their dislike on a series because it's not their cup of tea.
+Timmah73 it was actually like 10-15 minutes he cut it down xD
More like Clown 1 and Clown 2!
I think this game is trying to establish that Jeff has gone so completely insane he can only remember things for a short period of one to two seconds before completely forgetting it
Shinji Hirako That, and he's obviously suffering from blindness since he cut his eyelids off. Probably both.
Shinji Hirako cute profile pic. What is it?
so like a fly, they remember things for 6 seconds
Shinji Hirako So basically a goldfish?
@@opprobrious2776 burned his eyelids of actually
The Vent sequence is probably the funniest part of the video
Its even better if you play Cynthnia Harell - Snake Eater in the background lol.
I don't know. John reacting to Jeff is kinda tough to beat. I gotta admit though, I've watched this entire video at least five or six time now and I have yet to get tired of any of it.
Thank you.
Just thank you, Yamadiyoo.
Armin 420 ikr. It definitely is the funniest part
This vent gameplay is like watching a video render in maya in real time.
+Citizen Kane Depending on the amount your rendering in the scene combined with the graphics card your using. I know what you mean though, I agree.
+Citizen Kane That was really low... and justifiable :/
@@Vic_Trip Maya? Dude that sbit crashes every 10 seconds
I like how it's called Urban Legends but it's basically a Jeff the Killer game with a price on it and not anything interesting like Mothman, Bunnyman, or Kuchisake-Onna.
Maybe "Chased Down By Jeff the Killer With A Day-1 Acting Career in Generic Asylum" didn't roll off the tongue.
+MetalSocks Truth is, the one day acting voice, fits jeff well, both bland, and completely unconvincing.
2:17 has a creepypasta on the newspaper thats the closest thing though
I really want a game in wich you survive in a forest all by yourself while being hunted by wendigos, the bunnyman, skinwalkers, even the mothman.
Maybe even a day-night cycle and the oportunity of changing the place of your camp.
For example, if one night the bunnyman saw your camp, you can move it and next time he would have to find it again, but if you don't change it he finds you earlier?
Even the chance of going to a town at some point for supplies/equipment. They have to stop it with jeff and start with what's really creepy
There's already a decent Kuchisake-Onna game, and I don't really know what you could do with Mothman.
I guess Jeff scares me because even though his backstory is idiotic and his design is ludicrous, he's pretty much grounded. He's just a psycho with a knife, and that should be terrifying to anyone in the right circumstance.
@@ryokiritani4187 Sounds a bit like Darkwood.
lmao this game should've been called "vent the killer"
2020
Vent??? Imposter????? Amogus???????
That bloody vent killed John's keyboard
@@user-yx9is6zk4h Amogus reference 😳😳😳
@@user-yx9is6zk4h This video was released in 2015. Among Us came out three years later in 2018. The good old days when Among Us didn’t exist and Fortnite: Battle Royale also never existed. Better times.
14:07 "Is that my bare chest?!"
Me: No, that's your...machinebear chest.
*ba dum tss*
+Melvyn Sim XD
omg lol
Prinny dood
My gawwld
I love how this dude has no lips and yet his speech is so crystal clear and human sounding. I shouldn't find that so especially ridiculous in this hilarious mess but I guess those linguistic courses had their mark on me :P
Anyone else found Jeff looked rather silly (more than usual) in this game?
I'm completely blown away by the fact that over 10 people worked on this game. I'm not sure how much it costs now, but anything over $0 is a ripoff to the highest degree.
theganon111 true
theganon111 lmao
I wouldn't play it even if they gave me money.
10!? Seriously?! That's embarrassing 🫣
Why is Jeff the killer this invincible super being? Wouldn't a good kick to the balls just completely down him?
shh shh shhhhh
don't question the logic of shitty games
+FavoriteKarma Same reason his brain got replaced by a broken record.
+Fefeusson More like don't question the logic of shitty stories.
NO ONE TOLD ME JEFF IS WOLWERINE
what in the fuck even
Sometimes when I'm feeling blue, I come back and watch this playthrough and everything feels better again.
Awwh me too
Maybe they should have spent more time working on making a better game instead of shameless self promotion.
@Jeep Crew Even the budget tho
holy shit 24:06 is fantastic hes just waiting there just like "alright he'll be here any second now i gotta hide within the shadows to make this dramatic i just gotta wait here and look as intimidating as possible i can do this"
Vent crawling simulator
Daniel Betancur Toro 😂😂😂👌👌👌🅱️🅱️🅱️
12:46
That glitchy bottle sound effect scared him more than anything in this entire game
Your pfp is scarier than Jeff in this game.
"For MULTIPLE dollars" made me laugh way harder than it probably should have.
TheWolfenSiren *multiple*
for multiple dollars
How much for this garbage game?
Multiple dollars.
Carpal Tunnel Simulator 2015
All these years later and that vent sequence is still funny
I'm laughing even now
Seems like John's stepbrother Jeff can't get a good game these days.
Btw, that shove at 18:08 is comedy gold. Seems like you took him down with your HUGE muscles!
And then he just left Jeff alive to kill him for..........Well I can't think of a reason.
+Mr Madness Jeff just fell like a cardboard cutout.
Dude Jeff's IQ is thesame as a Super easy bot
"Show yourself." Skyrim AI there.
I know this was 3 years ago, but someone needs to make an edit or mod for this game and replace all of Jeff's dialogue with lines from Skyrim
@@thedarklrd6714 Is this game still a thing?
@@markokrstic8795 No idea
@@thedarklrd6714 it was removed from steam.. it might be available elsewhere.
Was playing yesterday and that happened to me lol. I was hiding in plain sight
I died when you went from your keyboard to a zoom on your face, OMG. XD
dos not sear you
"Just go to sleep :D"
The scariest thing in the whole vid
worst vent experience 2015
+SC0LIPEDE
agreed.
yep
And they wanted 20$ for this....
It's genius actually. They know youtubers and Jeff the killer fans would play it. Lol.
you can move that hand pretty fast... lot a practice John?
+DJNgamez Yes actually, I played guitar for about 8 years.
You can't shred with slow fingers!
+HarshlyCritical Haha not what I meant but any answer works XD
DJNgamez Yes, I know what you meant - I would think that would be more of an elbow workout rather than for your fingers though.
+HarshlyCritical Can't argue with that. Great video! Keep up the good work :)
+HarshlyCritical Do you still play???
how could 'Jeff' kill so many people if his greatest weakness is doors?
Luke H 1word OUTSIDE
Luke H He freaking Teleports
And also he's worst weakness is Being blind i mean it's easy to outrun him
Except if yur fat i guess that explains the dead bodies
He's probably selling it to the dark web
@@v5in88 Nah, even someone in one of those Walmart motorized scooters could probably outrun him
Jeff - The Low Self-Esteem killer
It's times like this where I wonder if the original writer of the Jeff creepypasta gets royalties or something.
Nah, they probably face palm, because they never intended Jeff the Killer to become like this.
InevitableJimmy I like scaretheater! Do you know what happened to the Joyce chu video
John, the guy in the newspaper is the "have-you-dreamt-of-this-guy-before" guy.
Just wanna throw that out there for the ones that did and the ones that didn't know it was a hoax
Also, Machine Bear is a brazillian company. Thank God I'm brazillian, that way I can take great pride in seeing such a GOOD game developing team, am I RIGHT?
i knew that i've see that picture before. thank you
Man, if I had a dollar for every time I felt embarrassed for being Brazilian...
MMMMM yes I'm proud of my country having such a great game company like Machine Bear.
Or that film company: Video Brinquedo
yeah
that one was gold
gimme rengar I had a night nightmare about that guy
"Why are there so many bathrooms?!" "What am I wearing?!" Where is the water coming from?!" "What kind of sound effect was that?lol?" I just love when you are annoyed, confused, and frustrated while playing. So funny. ^_^
That's not Jeff the Killer. That's an alien from Mars Attacks!
"Don't run, we are your friends".
XD
Even the 'go to slip' guy did a better voice acting job of Jeff omg
Can you imagine being chased by this Jeff irl?
How would you be able to take him seriously?
A good kick in the balls
I dunno, if I was actually alone in an abandoned hospital, no weapons, no phone to call the cops, and some dude with a carving knife and bugged-out eyes wanted to slice me up... I might be at least a little scared. But I guess I'm not a hyper badass like you.
@@xFlareLeon you’re clearly not as smart either replying after 7 years 15:21
"I SWEAR IT'S LIKE PLAYING COOKIE CLICKER" this game had me in stitches and your commentary only made it better. Props to the devs for making a game, I mean game development isn't easy, but goddamn it stop with the shitty creepy pasta games
Hey, at least Jeff's step-brother isn't there.
NO GOD PLEASE NO!
I saw the thumbnail for the video and I dropped everything I was doing to watch it.
+MinamimotosGirl
I don't blame you.
Pepper Millers 😍😶😍😈😈👿👻👻👻👻👹😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Pepper Millers 😻😻😼😼😹👾👽👻💀👺👹👿💩😈👨👨🔪🔪🔪👻👻👹😈🔪🔪👻💀👺👹😈🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👹👿😺😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈👿👻👻👻💀👺
*3 hours into development*
"I think we're good."
"But we aren't finished, and nothing works correctly!"
*shrug*
I feel like the biggest jerk for mostly watching Harsh play these one shot crappy indie games that are probably slowly draining his sanity rather than a well-made multi-parted game playthrough that he actually enjoys.
Oh well. Time to continue crafting my magnum opus for Jon to play: Slender Jeff the Rake Killer.EXE 5. I'm sure he'll love it. I'm using a bunch of generic Unity assets and spamming them everywhere, so this way I can put more focus onto what really matters: the gameplay!...
...Which is just of course another Slender clone only less fun. But I'm working on it mind you!
+Daluigi208
Will we get to shot Slender at the end?
+pepper Mill or dance with him
that woul be equally as good
Fefeusson
agreed.
+Daluigi208 Jim fucking sterling son will appreciate it too >:)
Someone should make a fangame for John which is basically that^
I don't think you should run.
Also, you need to show yourself.
"How is it like 10:45 now?!"
The vents took a long time in game time too I guess.
17:31
John: I guess we are supposed to wrestle with Jeff, or something.
Every fangirls dream.
Me: **W H E E Z E**
22:50 Don't run, or I fade out of existence temporarily!
Oh my god. apart of all the things already wrong with a Jeff The Killer Game, I mostly have problems with logic and continuity. Here is what I found.
1. Why was Jeff in an Ambulance inside the goddamn building?
-If he crashed it from the outside then where is the hole it would have caused? Why are people not investigating the noise it would have caused?
2. Who left the doll there with the note? If it was the person who was hanging, why didn't they use the key? Did they swallow it? If it was not the person hanging, why was the key stuffed inside the body? Why did Jeff not have it on his person?
3. Why would an abandon facility have running water and electricity? That is a in-excusable waste of a town's resources. If you argue the town was abandoned, then the electricity plant would have been shut down, if not it would likely have either shut down by itself, or exploded, either case. No power should be going to that place.
4. Why the fuck would people just leave a Hospital abandoned? One that is a horrible health system established in that town, two following up with point 3, a waste of resources, three (I might be crazy for this logic) but I would think the town would tear it down and rebuild a working hospital. Seriously, where are the sick townsfolk going? another hospital? why would there be two hospitals?
5. Why the fuck does Jeff look like a skeleton, and how is he still alive? One would expect that living in a dirty hospital with a fucked up face he should have contracted a few diseases. Seeing how Jeff is as tall the protagonist, he is likely an adult. If Jeff the Killer became Jeff the Killer at a young age, he should have been long dead before the events of the game.
Couple more problems I had:
-I see how it's immersive to have to actually look at the notepad, but gameplay wise: Dumb as shit.
-The protagonist's notes are all kinds of fucked up. he needs to organize his shit. Plan, prioritize, leave room for amendments.
-VENT SEQUENCE! I understand this is an alpha, but damn. To have gameplay after the vent makes the vent look worse because they half assed it and never when back to fix it before following up with the next sequence. Especially with that massive of an oversight.
-Jeff the Killer.
-What the fuck is with the shit written in blood? "Redrum" you expect me to believe a crazy person who essential ranaway at a young age, he would have knowledge of such a reference? And just... no let's stop writing in blood, it's a aggravating cliche at this point, it was cool and spooky at one point but now we need to stop.
-Jeff is one repetitive ass mother fucker. But.. I guess Alpha stage excuse can bypass here?
-Floating shit, poltergeist style event? Is this about ghosts or Jeff the Killer? (Ghosts always make a better story)
-Jeff's AI is fucked to hell, but Alpha stage amitrite?
- Where did he find cloths that where his size? (Jeff I'm talking about Jeff obviously.) I suppose one of his victims had those cloths? (I'll point out the specific cloths he is wearing would fit a reclusive person, not someone who investigates abandon places. Of course I could be way off base.)
-How does a recluse have any knowledge of the occult? Did demons visit him or some shit? Jeff the Killer or Demons. Choose an enemy dammit. (Demons, obvious answer is demons, unless you are making a parody)
- That generator.... WHO THE FUCK INCORPORATES A PUZZLE INTO THE GENERATOR'S ON/OFF SYSTEM?! Dumbass motherfucking people who install power systems.. NO. Lets keep a little realism.
- People have to pay for this? IN Alpha Stage? AND IT WAS GREEN LIGHT BY THE STEAM COMMUNITY?! GOD DAMN JEFF THE KILLER FANCLUB.
Things that were not so bad?
-Quick Time Events. I'm biased, I love that shit. I can understand not everyone enjoys them. This one is personal.
-Targeting system with the little circle & arrow reaching out. I do not see that often. points for Unique-ness.
Side notes: Dipshit protagonists need to stop messing with fucked up shit without guns, and a team. The Rake hunting game had the protagonist at least prepared and knowledgeable about his enemy.
I suppose a hospital would have it's own backup generator, but at the state of decay that hospital was in, one that is expensive to just leave lying around, two I would have expected a sequence of having to rebuild the generator so it would function. Jeff certainly is not an Electrical Engineer to keep that machine running.
Hey if you read all this, point out any, and all flaws in my logic, or just add things that I missed. Keep trying to seriously make a Jeff the Killer game, your efforts are hilarious as shit.
@Hmnee Alenezi it's not being sherlock Holmes its giving a review.
why is this so funny XD?
btw you might know this but “redrum” is just “murder” backwards, so yes, someone took time to bleed out then right “redrum”
I really need to applaud Jeff’s voice actor for making laugh so hard that cherry cola came out of my nose.
it's like they gave jeff a bunch of voicelines that were supposed to cycle at random but they just play in order
Don't Run, Don't Run, Don't Run
Show Yourself, Show Yourself, Show Yourself
“This is the worst game I’ve ever had to pay for on steam”
“This is the best Jeff the Killer game I’ve played”
*oh god*
"Don't run" Jeff the teacher
"Just go to sleep" Jeff the caring mother
So, this game was originally around $20. Did the creators really think it was that good a game? Cause, well... Obvious reasons say otherwise. Feel bad for anyone that paid even the $5-$7 (whatever it was). They still have a LOT of work to do on it.
This game needs to come with a free keyboard...
Are all Jeff the Killer games just part of some big contest to see who can make the worst game?
Please say yes. I mean... these can't be serious, can they?
"Why is it like 10:45 now?" because it took 5 hours to get through the vent of course!
Mom: We have Outlast at home.
Outlast at home:
Lol
Willing to bet the vent sequence is designed to keep you playing longer so you can't get a refund
the way I hollered at Show yourself, don't run, and John saying "I'm not running". 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The scariest part of this game is the effort that went into it.
A few scattered comments.
-We really need to do something about the _millions_ of abandoned mental hospitals we have, according to shitty indy horror games.
-HE POOFS!
-Oh good, it's one of those games where you spend the entire game trying not to die just so that you can die in a specific location without accomplishing anything. One of the dumbest trends in video games.
15:55 like... just sleep k?
I dont think this was worth even three dollars John.
TheCaliMack it was seven dollars
Yea they should definitely pay you to play it. Jeez.
I was thinking they should've priced it for $.50 instead. $20 is steep for a game like this...
So... nearest thing I can figure out about the vent issue:
Unity let's you sense when a key is pressed (it sends a signal the frame the key is pressed), when a key is held down (occurs every frame while the key is held), and when a key is released (occurs the frame the key is released). I don't have any experience in Unreal, but I assume it has similar functions. It looks like the game might be looking for a key being pressed rather than a key being held down, during that particular animation?
That's just a guess, though. Someone who's actually worked in Unreal might have a better theory. I've certainly never seen anything like that before in a game being sold for real money. I guess it IS Early Access, but... geez.
The weirdest part about this game is that it seems to have quite a bit of custom animation, and possibly custom models/textures, yet it plays out just as poorly as any given asset store compilation on Gamejolt. Usually in an indie game, when the gameplay is this broken, it doesn't exhibit any effort in other areas.
Also, now people have plenty of material for making .gifs that look like John is masturbating :P
Yeah I also figured that they accidentally used GetButtonDown. Shows that they didn't test the game.
Also I think it's moving along a track?
Him punching through the window and removing the board to open the door was honestly too clever for this game. You gotta admit, that was actually pretty good.
All things considered, this is pretty good. It's still bad, but it's a Jeff the Killer game. Expectations are in the dirt. This is ankle height.
That's assuming of course you've forgotten the "mash e to move" section.
Sabbat-X What?? This game is horrible. Go to sleep and my dear brother Jeff are much better Jeff the killer games than this crap!
What? Low expectations don't make a fucking awful game better, y'know.
This game sucks
By typical Jeff the killer games standard, it's better, but that isn't saying much because it's still a poorly made dog shit game. The only thing going for it is that it isn't using the same Jeff asset seen in almost every single Jeff game.
Your commentary was an absolute riot. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard during a "horror" game.
Looks like John found this game pretty... unBEARable! Eh? Eh?
...I'll show myself out.
+Rae M no need, security already teleported to you I hope you like BEEing in situation's were you need to BEAR with it ;)
+mighty kamina PFFFFFTT.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This guy's so much better than that other guy!
I had the best time watching you in that vent. My day was bad, but watching you suffer made feel better 😊 Good times.
John x Jeff the Killer is my otp.
I feel it... Jenf
Or joff
Please, it's all about John x Guys
John: I love you
Jeff: Don't run
John: I said I love you
Jeff: and I told you not to run god do we have to do this every day until I do kill you ugh
(I know I'm 5 years late but I just had to respond to this comment with that 😂)
That "Just go to sleep." voice is waaay better than the "Ssshh, go to slip." in the other game xD
I still come back to this every now and then what a fucking classic
8:20
Just watch this without any context
B)
Wow my mind is dirty
My fingers are getting tired!
oh lord
Trino B "HOE LEE SHEEIT"
In this episode: John rapes the W key
He has amazing patience with that vent. I would have given up a long time ago
Wow this was... really bad... just wow...
14:07 BEAR - CHEST get it? (snare beat) lol
My thought exactly! Thank you for writing this! :D
kiyavi HAHA IT'S BECAUSE GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE :))
Your puns are unBEARable.
Patrick Wilson HAHA just BEAR with me a little longer
yaaaaaaaaaaas another bad jeff the killer game, finally!
+TheTheLeeloo Wow that's rude, how is it bad
Hearty Oatmeal
have you watched the video?
+Hearty Oatmeal I don't know did you even watch the video?
Someone put their heart & soul into this and you're just trashing it. So rude.
Hearty Oatmeal
nope, it's me who liked their comment
Poor John's poor fingers. It was actually painful to watch but watch it I did! I can't believe this sold for actual dollars. I hope you get a refund lol
Jeff: You can't escape!!
John:*escapes*
"why can't you just-"
*falls*
THAT WAS THE BEST PART LMAO
It's even better followed by "Show yourself."
That voice actor deserves an Oscar. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile, omg
A+ voice acting and programming. Your commentary was hilarious.
Man, these "developers" should be ashamed of themselves for calling something as Jeff The Killer an URBAN LEGEND, the game should be called a FUCKING JOKE, because that is what Jeff and all those "serial-killer" creepypasta characters are!
Preech it
"4: 52 in the morning..." Riiiiiiiiight, because military time Alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays ends in the MORNING.
+Eat Sleep Rave Game It was a simple mistake. Cool your jets.
I was more directing it on the game creator because it was completely dark. But yes, I guess I did overreact a bit, sorry.
4:52 would be in the morning if it was military time
or european 24 hour clock?
1452 is afternoon anyways
This is by far one of your funniest videos ever, dude. Was in fits of laughter with all that vent crap. Awesome as always, John!
There' a fan story called 'Jeff the Killer vs Slenderman' where Jeff is an alcoholic, and the voice actor in this game seems to be taking that route.
I was laughing so hard during this whole thing due to the sheer ridiculousness of it and your usual spot-on reactions and commentary. That vent part killed me though; I don't know how you got through it. I would have given up immediately. The fact this "game" costs money is just sad.
I kinda missed it when John played a good indie horror game like Erie, I'm Scared, Which, Vanish etc. Where the hell did those devs go? Is there literally no good one-shot material for this month? Seeing as it's almost Halloween...
Let's just hope that John would actually get a decent material for Halloween special video or something along that line.
+Feliks “Fjed” Dzerzhinskij Well, I'm releasing A Wolf in Autumn at the end of this month, so here's hoping that ends up counting as "good one-shot material" :D
jefequeso ***** Well I'll wish you guys a luck then. I'll try it as soon as it becomes available and before John upload any video of it of course.
***** Uh forgot to ask, what's the game name? And where are you planning on releasing it?
+Cridone Cool. I'm looking forward to it!
*****
If you can bring an idea from concept to finished product in a month, more power to you! O_o
I replayed the first time jeff said SHOW YOURSELF multiple times and I couldn't stop laughing both at jeff's fricking voice and John's reaction
sooo glad i discovered you recently i've been binge watching you like crazy. keep up the good work!
+Jordan Felton Thanks!
Jeff sounds like Ren from Ren and Stimpy
I appreciate you sticking with this game way longer than anyone would have, thoroughly entertaining! Your entire "Jeff the killer" playlist is fantastic, can't wait for more...
This makes me want to write a jeff the killer story just for John, and make it as insufferable as possible without being satire lol
This is definitely one of my favorite videos on RUclips
I think the level of detail options should be "yes" or "no"
Good vid, I miss these ones
“You are next dead.” Truly a masterpiece of a game.
You're a freaking trooper John!!
Jeff just doesn't want you to run in the hallways.
This is still my favorite video by you John...I literally was laughing on the floor especially when Jeff kept spamming his lines!! 😆🤣😂