@Promise Rivoningo Ndlovu no, god is all powerful but Jeasus has the power of an Archangel, or a random human depending on when this takes place, but for arguments sake let’s say he’s an archangel because that’s when he’s at his most powerful. Satan otherwise known as Lucifer, used to be an Archangel, and he used to be the most powerful and it was only with the help of god that Michael defeated him. So unless Jeasus gets his Dad to help him out. Satan would win this fight because he had superior numbers. And you saying 1 could defeat thousands alone...
Hahahahahahahahaahahah that comment is one of like 3 ever to make me laugh for real on RUclips. Hella clever. Atheist approved. Thanks so much for that
Jeff North why do i see this comment random places xD earlier i was watching Hermit crabs exchanging shells, and even then they were commenting "free real estate" LOL
@@fasterfreedom7020 Lol he disappeared in crowd's in the Scripture over and over when they would turn on him, and go to stone him etc.... It's obvious that is what the Scriptures infer, by the very phraseology.
@@hunterofdarkness8329 LOL And Jesus is in His Beast Nature Transformation Form thats a combination of Alexei from Ninja Gaiden 2 and a Super Saiyan 4.
(This whole comments an edit) believe in what you want to believe. Just dont push your religion on me. i dont need nor want to be "saved" from being myself.
Soul Lee It can't be explained. I feel blessed and born again after watching this. Jesus is truth! Although it is funny how he dissapears before getting rid of all the evil out there (as usual)... kind of like he needs it to exist to keep selling his invisible product... but still... JC for the win!
Well I'm just staying in my house, playing game (Minecraft), single, no bf (or haven't met who loves me and I love him back) nor husband, living with my imaginary husbands, I'm their wife, have imaginary kids and bf, still living with my family, still finishing some of my college's courses in different college (I move out from my previous college), listening to musics, doing chores that I like, I preferably doing by myself not being told, I do travel in the world, outside or inside, while my friends have bf/husband, got works, etc.. Damnit...!
You haven't read the bible to the end? It was Colonel Mustard with a Candlestick in the Lounge. Actually it doesn't say that Jesus returns, he carked it years ago, some bloke named Ralph lobs in with a couple of cartons.
"In his beloved forgiveness he found peace; and with beloving light he scoured the Nazareth seeking defense against the Satans who fought him. he wore the Crown of Thorns, and those that tasted the bite of his cross named him... the Jesus Christ"
He actually doesnt have to lift a finger, he's going to destroy his enemies by speaking, ultimate op. God. I know it's not fair he's too powerful, aren't you glad he's a benevolent God.
@@bugsytv6852 king of king title doesn't make him invulnerable though. His real power is respawn, after 3 days. At least Buddha had some marshal arts training no idea if Jesus had any.
METATRON PRODUCTIONS dude. Chill. I'm sure God has a since of humor. Example 1: the designer if the Titanic said "God himself could not sink this ship!" *sets on maiden voyage, get sunk by an ice burg* Example 2: go to Walmart, just look at people.
METATRON PRODUCTIONS let me explain something very plainly to you. I pray daily, I go to church when I can. I believe in Jesus, but we are not here to judge. You are better than no one. When was the last time you read your Bible? Clearly you missed the part where Jesus said "let he without sin cast the first stone." People like you give Christians a bad name. The whole point of the New Testament was so God could forgive and save us. But how can you lead anyone to salvation when your to busy doing Gods job and judging people? And over some plain humor at that? You have no right to judge ANYONE. Was God pissed about the death of Jesus Christ, yes. But Jesus satisfied his wrath. Jesus Christ resurrected and is in heaven. Unwind a bit and go read the new testament. Also you need to realise that works alone will not save you. Only faith in Jesus will. It doesn't matter if you pray everyday, go to church every week, or witness to people. All of those are iniquities and are meaningless. What matters is that you truly believe in Jesus Christ as your savior and that he will save you no matter what. Ask your pastor about judging people. He, if he's a good pastor, will set you straight. If not I'd find a new church if I were you.
That was instructions on how to treat other humans. Demons on the other hand... In the bible, Christians are also supposed to be demon slayers but watered down doctrine turns them into wimps😎
I like the joke but saying Jesus Christ in that way would basically be a insult just like oh my God I forgot what chapter in the bible though I think it's near the end of the story of moses
@@axelonomjoahnetol5622 cause it's a fuckin word, human has something called habit, it can be achieved by hearing somethings or anything, unless a jesus you are
"It looks like Jesus disappeared" - yeah of course. Jesus was bored. At the end he has God Mode activated so he's wasting time there. He'll be back later.
![Megan Thee Stallion - Bigger In Texas [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QxTkZTLWdo4/mqdefault.jpg)
Me: *turns on the tv at 3 am*
The history channel:
Idk i've seen crazier shit on history
@@thomasshelbyasmrconnoiseur7046 Same
History channel wil have them fighting this battle on Jupiter. 😂😂
Accurate
@@gauravupasani9088 This comment made me crack tf up😂.
I dont remember reading this in The Bible.
This is the second coming, not published yet.
Aah, the chapter you left.
I think it was somewhere in Revelations, but I'm not sure.
I learned this when i was in 6th grade
Lol, I’m the 100th like
Jesus disappeared because the computer couldn't keep up. He'll be back in 3 days.
☝️this
lol
40
😂😂😂😂
And then came the Rolling Stones.
The 60k dislikes are the Satans that got defeated
Nice rickroll 5 bits
@@Hakso_29 shit i didn't even notice 😭🤣
Fax
or people that didn't want to see a slideshow
Or maybe it’s cuz the video isn’t what it says it is. He literally says he couldn’t find Satan so he has a demon soldier who resembles Satan.
6:15 is what you came for...
You're doing Jesus' work, thank you.
tysm!!!
Thx
Thank you was about to fuck this shit off till I seen your comment
Finally, someone is here to help
Jesus: Fights 24000 Satan's
God: Are ya winnin son?
Yes but actually no dad, (Glitched out of he map)
I don't like the fact that Christ wasn't throwing them hands. Makes no sense
Im Islam, Lets peace🤗
Underrated
AhoyMantul no
is this what he did 40 days in the desert?
Onionhorse nah he just invented burning man
Onionhorse they had to shorten it because only Jesus could handle 40 days of that
He trained in the room of spirit and time
J.C. You're the man
Preety much
"Jesuses"
It's my first time seeing Jesus written in plural form
😂
Lmao
sus
He just ONE, but he did kagebunshin bro
@@zarpp9411 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😳😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥸🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😳😳😳😳😳😳
90's: I cant imagine how powerful and what can the computers do after 20 years!
2017: Can Jesus defeat 24000 Satans?
Lol
2020 : *sHoEs MaSk*
@Promise Rivoningo Ndlovu Wow dude how do you know that, I don't recall devil's or even jesus in the news duking it out.
Shit I got rickroll
Fortnuts😂
@Promise Rivoningo Ndlovu no, god is all powerful but Jeasus has the power of an Archangel, or a random human depending on when this takes place, but for arguments sake let’s say he’s an archangel because that’s when he’s at his most powerful.
Satan otherwise known as Lucifer, used to be an Archangel, and he used to be the most powerful and it was only with the help of god that Michael defeated him.
So unless Jeasus gets his Dad to help him out.
Satan would win this fight because he had superior numbers.
And you saying 1 could defeat thousands alone...
Jesus: "I will go into the desert for 40 days"
Disciples: "What for?"
Jesus: *cracks knuckles and smiles* "I have something important to do"
Its free Real Estate lol 😂😂
Hahahahahahahahaahahah that comment is one of like 3 ever to make me laugh for real on RUclips. Hella clever. Atheist approved. Thanks so much for that
that was moses though. but lol
Jack R shush it's Jesus in this video
Jeff North why do i see this comment random places xD earlier i was watching Hermit crabs exchanging shells, and even then they were commenting "free real estate" LOL
Jesus got unlimited lives, but the re-spawn lag is 3 days :-)
Only after the first death. After the second,it takes 2000+ years
lol
@Jeremy Lunsford
He died one time.
2 days*
Gordon Goodman according to the bible, "he ascended to heaven." Sounds like a pleasant way to say "He died".
It’s always funny seeing the massives amounts of AI get confused because there’s only one enemy.
ruclips.net/video/Gmq4dPpaSQY/видео.html
What u mean ?
This was never written in the bible
lol
Cuz they ripped out the last page
@@puzzlign410 😂 LOL Why.... Man
Eu tô muito chapado oh yeah high bro
Cause holy bible it’s created by human hands. This guy just get a call from Jesus. Tell them the real story of Messaiah. This is it🔥👌😂
Ya ever find yourself watching something and think "how the hell did I end up here?" This is that place
Yep
Christians:Oh no,Millions of demons are about to invade us.
Jesus:Hold my Holy Water
the gospel in a nutshell
sorry but বাংলার খবর TV
Its Jesus.
He dont drinks.
বাংলার খবর TV
IN THE BIBLE.
😕✝️
@@jeralyndelacruz6294 actually in the bile says that he DID drink, and he often went party so... you really need to reed again the bible man
@@jeralyndelacruz6294 I see in a picture too he drinks
I was an atheist before, but after seeing how powerful Jesus is I am a believer! God truly is all-powerful!
what?
wtf
💀
Amen
Amen ✝️
6:24 If you're looking for 1 vs 24000.
Little Homewrecker thanks your my hero
Little Homewrecker )
Your a life saver
Thank you kindly.
Thannk!
I should be studying
Neh, its "student's week" in my city
Same
U gonna be dumb man
Ikr me too
Javilord
Me too
Dang Jesus didn't even get defeated he just disappeared on them, that's how powerful he is
Amen Jesus Christ is the King
Isn’t that what he’s always done. Disappear lol
@@fasterfreedom7020 Lol he disappeared in crowd's in the Scripture over and over when they would turn on him, and go to stone him etc....
It's obvious that is what the Scriptures infer, by the very phraseology.
He's died
Mati ya mati tod
Atheist friend: “What convinced you to believe in god?”
Me:
A god is on a video game? This is bad jokes dude bad joke, this is why some people become an atheist
@@blackwolf9129 por causa de uma piada ruim?
Atheist friend: What convinced you to become Christian?
Me: *Plays video*
Ian Hines LOL LMAao
Ian Hines u got that from a meme kid
Saw this meme on 9gag :3
He was respawning, you just had to wait 3 days.
n1 :D
haha
Nice one
Jasper Sergio Thats God not Jesus
Jasper Sergio They're the same really.
1945: "There will be flying cars in 2018!"
2018 RUclips video: "Jesus vs 24.000 Satans"
Call me Brad
1939: “Japan will win WW2!!”
1945: *gets fucking bombed*
1945: "There will be people using commas in numbers that indicate thousands!"
2018: "1 Jesus vs 24.000 Satans... Which is just 24 satans."
@CAPTAIN LUCIFER speeches*
weird flex but ok
Honestly that's a step up from flying cars
Realistically it wouldn’t even take that long. One wave of his hand and those satans would be dust.
"realistically"
@@andoryus cus big bang and life both appeared out of nowhere LOL atheists are retarded
Bro, you make it sound like he’s Thanos
Jesus Christ is more alive than you, you are a living dead
@@andoryus valorant is a shitty game
I ended up searching this vid after seeing a meme about these.
SAME
same i saw this meme on pinterest jus now
SMe. I was on the “Wait a second, this is wholesome Christian content” on Facebook lmao
SAMEEE BROOO
Oo nga sa TGOSK HAHAHA
Atheist Friend: So what convinced you to become a christian?
Me: *Shows them this video*
That wasn’t very cash money of you to steal memes
Cowbelly who?
That wasnt very cash money of me to steal this comment
This comment thread isn’t very cash money
This wasn't cash
J starts running towards 24k headed enemy asap. Now that is what I call confidence!
YES! Hahahaaa
Lol. I was a little mad at that. I was like nah JC, let them come to you and get WASHED! 😂
Yes even he knows enemies will Fu*k him hard
boxers practice celibacy to win fights. Imagine the celibate power of Jesus Christ.
ruclips.net/video/Gmq4dPpaSQY/видео.html
Jesus is really humble taking them one by one
ruclips.net/video/Gmq4dPpaSQY/видео.html
Every night, Satan checks under his bed confirming that thing is not there.
Doomslayer teeming up with Jesus would be epic
@@hunterofdarkness8329 LOL
And Jesus is in His Beast Nature Transformation Form thats a combination of Alexei from Ninja Gaiden 2 and a Super Saiyan 4.
@Hunter Marsh ahem ahem.
DOOM slayer kills demons.
@@hunterofdarkness8329 nice holy bible power
He really laid the smackdown for our sins 🙏
This needs more likes.
You know the 🙏 is actualy a hifive right?
@Hunter Marsh y tho
@@emanuelvarela1708 just stop
@@emanuelvarela1708 also type in praying and u will see where ur wrong
Imagine Jesus actually seeing us from above, lmao, what would he think
He'd be proud
He would think that life is not about religion but about love.
“What the fuck did my father create?”
Ultra Instinct Shaggy hes seeing us EVERYDAY
@@aaronjones9269 that's what I'm worried about
“I AM THAT I AM.”
Game Over. Jesus Wins.
*_deep inhale_*
Fireball jutsu...
You got this, GeeWhiz!
Alv
You must of made that account so fast to get that name
@@camik6185 Multiple people can have the same account name on YT...
Hot Christian Girl: So what’s your favourite story from the Bible?
me with extensive knowledge:
MemenAde stole ur meme
@@mikewozowskie8644 yes
@@feliciavalenciana5266 yes
There's always that one girl that makes you want to pretend you believe in god lol!
@@bread4228 A retarded joke
Explain this, atheists
Soul Lee i cant...i am now christian
Soul Lee yeah me too i am atheist became christian
(This whole comments an edit) believe in what you want to believe. Just dont push your religion on me. i dont need nor want to be "saved" from being myself.
The Great Cornholio Satan should lose because it would be unbiblical.
Soul Lee It can't be explained. I feel blessed and born again after watching this. Jesus is truth! Although it is funny how he dissapears before getting rid of all the evil out there (as usual)... kind of like he needs it to exist to keep selling his invisible product... but still... JC for the win!
He's doing that to relieve me of my sins. What a guy
The only person who can beat thanos
Maisie besides Shrek
PLMZ 😂😂 how could Shrek beat thanos? Fart at his face?
Actually Squirrel Girl could beat both Jesus and Thanos. At the same time. 😂😂😂
Dina Dva Shrek is the true god. Do not question his ways.
Maisie or the box coach from wii sports
Top 10 scenes too badass for the bible
R-rated
CH33TAHXZ 33 armeggedon is in the Bible it mentions this happening and Jesus will win
it's a joke oliver
@@oliver4957 u just ruined the joke..
not even 1% of the power of jesus was spent.
He can defeat satan in just his words
His power is unlimited!
and it's not even his final form! He will distroy them in less than 5 minutes!
He fake so he got no power
@Juju Dickson no jusus is just a masseger from the one true god (allah)
будучи студентом 2-ого курса могу уверенно сказать: мне это намного интереснее чем та специальность на которую я учусь
Как по итогу, доучился?
Будучи студентом кафедры богословия, подтверждаю, что происходящее на видео реально и это настоящая съемка 31 года нашей эры.
Ну как, доучился?)
@@whothehell_ да, а вот универ бросил)
me in 11PM: this is going to be my last vid and then sleep
me watching in 3AM: *watching jesus vs satan*
11AM? That's like right before lunchtime.
@@grandre3464 he spent whole day on YT,while mother told him to learn whole day
Haha
11AM....to 3AM....
0324 🤪
My friends are getting married, having kids, studying for their Master degree, traveling the world....and I’m here
😭🤣
Yeah, me too . Life really unfair eh?
Gurl, you can be in my lap if you'd like instead. Gnomesayin.
Well I'm just staying in my house, playing game (Minecraft), single, no bf (or haven't met who loves me and I love him back) nor husband, living with my imaginary husbands, I'm their wife, have imaginary kids and bf, still living with my family, still finishing some of my college's courses in different college (I move out from my previous college), listening to musics, doing chores that I like, I preferably doing by myself not being told, I do travel in the world, outside or inside, while my friends have bf/husband, got works, etc.. Damnit...!
Same 🤣
Is this how the Bible ends?
There's a sequel. This Is just the first part
Jose D The Bible is actually the prequel to Despacito
Nope
All the stories about every religions its like this funny
You haven't read the bible to the end?
It was Colonel Mustard with a Candlestick in the Lounge.
Actually it doesn't say that Jesus returns, he carked it years ago, some bloke named Ralph lobs in with a couple of cartons.
Game Jesus: **runs to demons**
Game Demons: **caelm**
Biblical Demons: **runs to fight Jesus**
Biblical Jesus: **caelm** *'Be Gone, Satan'*
this explains everything 🤔
Yes!
6:24 Jesus preparing to annihilate my sins
Los hubiera aniquilado solo con el Fuego de sus ojos, pues su poder es infinito.
@@MarioGarcia-ju1ht ameno
LMAO
"Jesus tempted in the Desert" Circa 30 A.D
This got me
He killed them with kindness
Heri Demsas no he killled them with magic or something
And you killed me with beauty
PimpMyTeamShowdown lol nice 😂
PimpMyTeamShowdown smooooooooth 😂😂😂😂😂
Heri Demsas and rocks
I laughed so hard the way jesus just threw a rock at h8m
Even if Jesus dies he has the power of resurrection. Jesus wins 10/10
who died then? man or god?
@@royjordi7950 not sure, but it’s a good story
@@royjordi7950 God
God will have it if gods thinks to kill jesus wt happen?
But can he beat goku tho
explain this atheists
Satan's has won. CHEK-MATE
Anything but this can be watched if u want time wastage
chris jesus is not a god
@A White Quail Called Quayuh no. This is clearly a gift from god. You morons will never realize.
Satan looks much sexier than Jesus.
"no Jesus' were harmed making this video."
Only one glitched out of the map
maxsonhaxOn the apostrophe is only in your mind
Obviously Jesus will never die
@@sherlanjuandaputra1168 shiva is fake
@@sherlanjuandaputra1168 nah how will jesus clean someones ass that dosent exist
So, what isnpired you to be Christian?
Me:
@Its Ya Boi Davin yea full of good memes saw this one there
@Its Ya Boi Davin best ones
It was just a computer edit
Me: The honour of his presence twice in front of me
First time?
“Looks like Jesus disappeared”
Story of his life.
LOL
Just like Obamacare when Obammy left office 🤪🤪🤪
Would that technically be the the story of his afterlife ¿
Jesus be like "Lol, I don't get out of bed for at least 30 000 Satans."
"In his beloved forgiveness he found peace; and with beloving light he scoured the Nazareth seeking defense against the Satans who fought him. he wore the Crown of Thorns, and those that tasted the bite of his cross named him... the Jesus Christ"
ruclips.net/video/Gmq4dPpaSQY/видео.html
We need Jesus in infinity war
Anjana Zenil FACTS
Рхахпххавхаххвхв
Well we have to give Thanos SOME chance
Why is gamora ?
I se this movie earlier
He protec
He atac
But most important
He kills the army of satans whatafac!!!
When you got to do your homework but watch Jesus vs satan instead xd
Conservative Partiot
Sæm. I feel ashamed.
True
Tomorrow i have a literature exam and I'm here
Wtf
L(O•10^146)L
I'm laughing too hard, can this be considered a sin?
at least is not ill-intentioned
@@greedpower565 meh to
@@greedpower565 True
@@greedpower565 same
It depends what your laughing at, like if your laughing at the satans , then ok, but at Jesus then repent for mockery(I guess)
Jesus snap his finger*
Demon : i dont feel so good my lord infernus
"Mr. Satan I don't feel so good."
Caballero Ceruleo ur a idiot
Good one😂🤣🤣🤣
Perfect
1980: We'll have flying cars
2018:...
this is better than flying cars
Unfortunately, it takes place in the past.
1980: our time era is garbage I'm going to 2018 tell hitler he can kiss my buns goodbye homeboy
Damn this overused meme
2890: We'll have flying pets
You know your life is going in the wrong direction when you find out you're watching those videos again
Unity. true. L.O.L.
*right
Thx for letting me know
Key word “AGAIN” lmao
I'm a 43 year old man who is married and has 3 kids.... so my life basically has no where to go cuz it's set in stone
Jesus could snap His fingers and everything and anything would disappear, so pretty sure He’d win lol
He was using 1% of his power to make the demons not feel humiliated.
Jesus has home advantage. I mean, it's in the desert guys
Marcel Stöckli Never realised that until now lmao
Nope jesus was tempted by satan in the desert
@@javierbarria4948 tempted but didn't give in
@@jeffpulohanan9226 yeah amen
Ehem! Not advantage! 99.9! Because God is powerful! Dork!
Why does Satan look like a red shrek, I have many different perceptions of Satan but that isn't one of them
Lol
The "Satan" is a Cyclops Soldier.
YOU have many different perceptions of Satan but that isn't one of them
Satan:can’t we just settle this over a pint
@@heyhey8791 ultimate POWWWWERRRRR...always knew Satan was emperor Palpatine/Darth sidious.
He actually doesnt have to lift a finger, he's going to destroy his enemies by speaking, ultimate op. God. I know it's not fair he's too powerful, aren't you glad he's a benevolent God.
@DooSalmon Exactly
Amen.
Talk no justsu won't save him from a pitch fork going up his ass
@@concubusbunnyart8797 jesus christ is the king of kings.
@@bugsytv6852 king of king title doesn't make him invulnerable though. His real power is respawn, after 3 days. At least Buddha had some marshal arts training no idea if Jesus had any.
This is literally the saying " not in my christian server".
This morning I was in church and the priest recommended us this video
lmao
lamaw
Amen
what a chad prist
I would love to believe this, but it sounds too good to be true
Jesus christ thats Jason bourne
Jack Sandobal Jesus Christ, that's Jesus Christ.
Jason Bourne thats Jesus Christ
YUNG DEMXN RIGHT!!👍👌
Jason Christ, that's Jesus Bourne
😂
*_They made The Bible 2 into real thing_*
With battle royale mode
The Bible 2 XD
Lol
El Patricko there are so many different versions of the bible that it will be considered number 100
I'd be excited to find out there is The Bible 2
Jesus could have defeated them in one second if he had wanted. Instead, he gave them time to repent as fought one-by-one.
True
This is why I go to church every Sunday.
I'm... confused
You go to church every Sunday because of a video game?
He'll just respawn in a few days.
Joseph Allen
😂👌
Just 3.
METATRON PRODUCTIONS dude. Chill. I'm sure God has a since of humor.
Example 1: the designer if the Titanic said "God himself could not sink this ship!" *sets on maiden voyage, get sunk by an ice burg*
Example 2: go to Walmart, just look at people.
METATRON PRODUCTIONS let me explain something very plainly to you. I pray daily, I go to church when I can. I believe in Jesus, but we are not here to judge. You are better than no one. When was the last time you read your Bible? Clearly you missed the part where Jesus said "let he without sin cast the first stone." People like you give Christians a bad name. The whole point of the New Testament was so God could forgive and save us. But how can you lead anyone to salvation when your to busy doing Gods job and judging people? And over some plain humor at that? You have no right to judge ANYONE. Was God pissed about the death of Jesus Christ, yes. But Jesus satisfied his wrath. Jesus Christ resurrected and is in heaven. Unwind a bit and go read the new testament. Also you need to realise that works alone will not save you. Only faith in Jesus will. It doesn't matter if you pray everyday, go to church every week, or witness to people. All of those are iniquities and are meaningless. What matters is that you truly believe in Jesus Christ as your savior and that he will save you no matter what. Ask your pastor about judging people. He, if he's a good pastor, will set you straight. If not I'd find a new church if I were you.
7 days
God announces Bible 2
Edit: Why tf this got so many likes? Y’all dumb 😂😩🙏 thanks for the likes thou
Lord Dessik of shit when that's coming out.... I'm gonna binge read that shit
Bible 2: Tokyo Drift
worst meme ever
Lord Dessik does it have battle Royale tho 😩😩😩
Lord Dessik bible royale
I like how calmly he says ''Looks like jesus disappeared'' While I am laughing so hard that my ribs hurt
enough internet today
Enough forever.
Lol right
Can’t even say it right
@@Thevamp1reking shut up bitch
Lol
6:30 I love that he suddenly decides to run to the left, as if it would be slightly better over there.
thanks for the shortcut to the main part
💀 the way he goes like oh wait this side looks promising
You know what they say, never bring a satan to a jesus fight
No it’s always bring a jesus to a satan fight and never bring a satan to a jesus fight
youll go to haydees
Said noone ever
Julian Chin A Foeng issa
Julian Chin A Foeng jesus will probably always win
What's dumb is that Jesus would just say or think "You are all gone" and it would just happen.
5:08 this would make an amazing meme format
True
xDDDD
Man Avengers 4 looks amazing!
Who is here because of the meme?
🍷
me lol
Me haha
Post from "Atheist Republic"
👆🍷
Jesus to you: "If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also"
Meanwhile Jesus:
That was instructions on how to treat other humans. Demons on the other hand...
In the bible, Christians are also supposed to be demon slayers but watered down doctrine turns them into wimps😎
I can just picture Jesus in the middle of that crowd screaming "The power of Christ compels you m'fers" lol
I could see that happening
J. ROBINSON quote from family Guy, I figured someone would get the reference 😁
Q Adams Funny but TRUUUUE
The power of my Ghost compels you!
He doesn't use obscene language like that, that is not his nature
Top 10 characters who could beat thanos (even with the infinity gauntlet)
Jesus running like a San Andreas character LOL
Hahahaha Stupid LOL 🤣
yeah lol,
lmfaoooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Dude i like how the buildings are shown during the loading
You didn't wait three days to see if he respawned.
Spanky your a legend
Lol
Oh yeah. Would legitly wait for that. 😂.
Now Spanky, you are a legend.
Hahahaha, thanks y'all. I wish you all happy gaming for years to come :)
Noice
"It looks like Jesus disappeared" lol
Jesus does that, but he’ll be back.
3 more days guys....
Roger Buschmann easter??
^^ you got it
nooo if u have waited a little he was coming back, gaining ultra instinct!!
He can just snap his finger tbh 😂
ballislife2351 hahah true
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Facts😤😂
Everything perfectly balanced, as it should be.
ballislife2351 he's not thanos
Satan: You'll never win!
Jesus: *The Power Of Holy In The Heart Of Everyone*
The good thing is, if jesus dies, he will respawn in 3 days.
_AkumaGaming_ xD you have right
Factts
_AkumaGaming_ right
Not short enough
His passive
Even the atheist would say "jesus christ"
Ik idk why they do
I like the joke but saying Jesus Christ in that way would basically be a insult just like oh my God I forgot what chapter in the bible though I think it's near the end of the story of moses
@@axelonomjoahnetol5622 cause it's a fuckin word, human has something called habit, it can be achieved by hearing somethings or anything, unless a jesus you are
As an atheist, i can confirm. Jesus christ dude....
Haha gagu
What the *_hell_*
LOL
Its kotteanimations i am a fan of you!
oh my *god*
🇼🇭🇦🇹 🇦🇷🇪 🇾🇴🇺 🇩🇴🇮🇳🇬 🇭🇪🇷🇪?! 🇽🇩
Fuge
*Não há ferrolhos, nem portas, que se fechem diante da sua voz estourado*
Me: i really need to study
Me 5 mins later:
"It looks like Jesus disappeared" - yeah of course.
Jesus was bored.
At the end he has God Mode activated so he's wasting time there.
He'll be back later.
oh no, the real reason why we are still here dying...
Aurelian Spodarec amen
theonlypd stfu and get out
PlayboiMaziTruck says, as the truth sets in looking around wondering why we are still here suffering and dying... lol
Definitely, he's drinking a Frappuchino
6:25 you're welcome
i luv u
Thank you brother
Thank you
You're doing God's work
I literally just saw a meme on this and decided to see I it were real. This is crazy 😂
Same