Seagulls are KILLING my channel! No, seriously…
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- Опубликовано: 31 мар 2024
- Today, Seagulls! They are KILLING my channel. Happy April Fools day everyone.
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“When the recording ends, the seagull will fuckoff”
I felt the hatred in that fuckoff
I know the hatred of that f*ckoff
I remember when I was about 10. We were on the motorway, and a car in front of us accidentally ran over a seagull. The feathers just exploded everywhere and went all over the car. I burst out laughing and winded myself, which lead my mother to believe I was a psychopath at 10 years old.
And? Are you? xD
Kinda suspect
Deserved
Fr it's pretty funny.
That bird is hellspawn and you are justified
1:10 It's the Infographics Show trying to remove competiton
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
to be fair, i think they kinda dropped the whole SCP-video idea. All they post now is multi-hour compilations of their already existing videos. they haven't made anything new in at least 5 months, and even then their content was being bloated with multi-hour compilation videos.
If you compare the quality of the 2 channels, trust me, there is no competition
shit-o-graphics
Infographic Show is a shit channel, their history and scp channels are lazy as hell. History Channel has misinformation. SCP Channel was originally understandable with goof quality videos but they just pulled a Kwebblekop without the A.I and started making dumpster fire.
Nah, seagulls getting the SCP document treatment now 💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
SCP-🦢🐓An white bird with a clawed beak,they will fake missing a limb for food,Class-Euclid,some still remain in some contents.
This is the best thing that could be done for april fools, just a hilarious concept
Overly describing mundane stuff like they are world-ending anomalies would be the best thing to ever happen-
This isn't even an april fools video, this is just vent art.
1:47
"Should the Seagull menace grow in theeat, Mr. Illustrated will seriously consider acquiring a pet Eagle to protect the Household."
Damn you, now I can only hear a famous Soldier from a popular game made in 2007 going *_"God bless America!"_*
*Soldier Tea Four Too.*
AMERICA
Honest to god my school had a whole pandemic with people being scared to go out for lunch and break in year 10 at the time (uk) just because there were so many of these bastards flying around squawking and shitting with all the junk food at their disposal
Even now like 3 years later it’s a horror story in the friend group
Seagulls better stop it now
They're gonna peck you in the coconut!
Got hit in the head with a hackysack
@@AhrpigiAnd poke your knees.
Someday when you are older, you might get hit by a boulder. Then while you're lying there screaming come help me please, the seagulls *hmm* poke your knees.
Before I get mod
Try the little Owl and Eagle statue things people sometimes put on roof or even around the outside of the yard. They’re very afraid of these raptors and it’s even more effective if you can get a speaker system to occasionally mimic the sounds of a distressed Seagull to enforce that fear.
**SEAGULL NOISES*
Firecrakers heard later
U mean *seagulls being blown up noises*
"Seagulls stop it now" from bad lip reading Star Wars perfectly describes this situation
What
Poor yoda
@@bigwsly don't fall asleep luke
@@furiousdestroyer2.050look it up, it’s a glorious thing.
SCP 1781: The Devil's Seagull
Classification: Keter
Those God dam Seagulls
That "Fuck Seagulls" at the was personal lol!
I promise you don't want to razor wire or glue trap them. When they get caught they'll start fuckin' screaming and then you have to clean bird carcasses off your roof.
No one's chips will be safe
the anger in this is palpable
Seagulls, stop it now!
Guess those Seagulls better...stop it now!
*Yoda proceeds to dance*
_Get out,_ but not before taking this:🏅
Okay, NOW I WANNA SEE A KETER CLASS SEAGULL SCP DOCUMENT
Apolloyon class, nothing can stop them
As someone who has never seen a seagull irl, I thought they are pigeon size, not chicken size. I guess I never thought about it really...
They’re actually in between the size of a pigeon and the size of a chicken but are a bit closer to pigeon sized usually.
they also have a wing span close to a Yong eagle they are surprisingly large the long wings is mostly because they fly long distance and longer wings aid in that
Depends on the species tbf, a seagull is not one species. You have a fair number of species who can grow very large.
"Seagulls...Stop it Now" -Yoda
_🎵Nothing I could do but yell when those birds attacked me🎵_
Special Containment Procedures: Get an imitation snake, cat or owl and put it on the roof. One of two things will happen, 1. the seagulls will stay away or 2. they will land in greater numbers and the dummy prediators will join them in a howlfest. If the latter, then it is the house that is the anamoly. In which case call in MTF Chi 6; Conde name: Shit on the Shingles from Site 7734
seagulls are protected by a migratory bird act form 1920 in the uk. i feel ya pain.
That’s crazy they need some population control
Theres a channel with a song of bad lip reading of I think The Empire strikes back where yoda also goes on a rant about seagulls, Called "Seagulls, Stop it now!" I think you'd relate.
This makes it look/sound like the scp foundation is trying to help MR. ILLUSTRATED get rid of the sigul problem without bringing attention to themselves.
The birbs are coming
Happy April Fools Day!!!
i dont like april fools day videos
HOWEVER, this one takes the cake.
Why do you not like them, they are hillarious
@@Pioneer_DE short answer: they are way too unfunny.
@@randomraaah420 I see
Have you tried a strong squirtgun.
had a similar experience with crows, all quiet then the loudest group caw caw caw, like death it self was outside of my house lol
Yes, get an eagle. It's cries are such that you will miss the seagull very quickly.
The sound of vengeance is superior to seagulls and the satisfaction of completing the goal
I dunno man, when you get to drop lines like "Screaming Eagles!" I think it's a fair trade
LMAO!
1:47 GIVE EM’ FREEDOM!
I couldn’t stop laughing when he said “The seagull appears to have an instinctual awareness of when a recording is happening”
The SCP Foundation really be hiring seagulls nowadays
The seagulls are definitely a relative to SCP-1507 but just in real life.
Happy easter and april fools my dudes
I immediately knew this was an April fool’s day video when I noticed one little detail: birds aren’t real. I’m surprised this wasn’t another 001 proposal. Always trying to keep us on our toes
I think you should stop being so annoyed and start being grateful that you've been blessed with these free snacks. They're a personal favourite of mine
The UK does not allow its people to hunt these vermin
2:08 many active volcanos are on islands like iceland hawai and indonesia and you would need to move to a new one fairly regularly (every few weeks or months) and seagulls still exist there.
the Marianas trench has islands around it so there will still be seagull problems unless you go underwater where you would have to have a generator that would be louder than seagulls, if you use solar then the seagulls will shit on the panels and you would have to go to the surface clean them every so often.
and the moon has a guy made from antimatter where if he touches matter he would produce a 4.3 gigaton equivalent of tnt and a true vacuum that changes the laws of physics, the moon does have a casino though
It appears the Sun truly never sets on the Seagle Empire
I don't think there's a single human being on the planet that has had an interaction with a seagull, but never had a negative one.
I showed two of my friends some of your vids because they wanted to get into SCP stuff and I know your video collection has some of the best art and straight from the scp wiki reads
I see the SCP foundation's department of censorship is doing their job
Hmmm this could be a great chance to cross test with scp-096.
Can a flock of seagulls really outperform too shy?
Problem: Seagulls, flying dumpsters
Solution: Poison food, scavengers ate something they shouldn't. Perfect crime 😈
All the bread will be mine! 🍞 🦆
honestly, I would genuinely LOVE if you did more day to day "anomalies" like this every now and then. Even if only as april fool's day vids :3
I remember a seagull was literally floating a metre behind a young couple and before I could say anything it flew between trying to steal the fries that one of them was holding making a mess.
Dude animating everyday troubles with great hyperbole is an amazing video seroes idea
It's like the SCP about seals that REALLY hate a guy named Carl
Get a pet falcon. You can train them to hunt pigeons you throw them at, I’m sure you can do the same with seagulls. It’d be expensive and more trouble than it’s worth, but it’d be very cathartic.
I need all of those audiofiles, as many as possible please
Imagine how bad it would if a, "when day breaks" event happens how horrifying that would be dealing with melted seaguls scwarking!
This was very much needed😂
Well a month ago I started feeding this Seagull that was camping on my padeo.
Suddenly it brought it's wife, now just today a friend joined in.
Now I got 3 Seagulls scouting me from the distance hoping I drop some food on them.
Maybe try putting small fans on your roof, i've went to multiple chirstmas dinners and we have these fans that spin to deter flies from the food, so maybe try using the same tactic with seagulls.
Man im sorry to hear that bro,Oh also the drawing tipd ya gave ne has bsen really helpful thxanks agian man
Scp-(idfk what number it might be lmao)
"The seagulls are assholes"
Sounds like a possible real and funny scp entry
We just want to be part of the SCP videos too ; w ;
Have you tried to install a garden sprinkler hose up there? My neighbor install one (due to pigeons) and It works pretty well.
Have you thought of constructing a scare seagul
Try a scarecrow made from their natural predators. Make sure it’s dynamic so it moves n makes noise every so often
Sound, likely you had an outbreak of SCP-539677, Euclid. Commonly known as seagulls in Contemporary Angelo.
This is absolutely hilarious. I’m dying at work
Scp-0000000 the loud seagulls
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL you know in the states we can buy fake owls to put on roofs to scare the birds off. Those and some aluminium pie pans on strings are frequently used to repel birds. You could also try an ultrasonic sound generator like the ones used to scare off rats.
Never even noticed, lol!
Now I want the videos to be marked when the videos contain a seagull.
Seagull noises are information hazards
Suggestion for contamination:
Use anti-avian spiked barbs integrated into the roof structure
Mr Illustrated needs to Introduce the seagulls to a hosepipe or an air soft gun.
Also, if you use a pressure sensitive mic rather than a desktop model, it won't pick up the sound of their squawking at all. I use an EPOS headset mic. That said, why don't you set your mic to directional rather than 360 degree mode?
Here i thought the teasers were hinting at bird island 🤣
This shit makes the day break series horror element look like if you had a normal lizard face 682, hint, the sun is not 682.
The only april fools video I'll GLADLY rewatch!
Happy April 1st
I CANT 😂😂😂. THE START CRACKING ME UP ALREADY!!! I will furely enjoy this video!
Try a strobe light or a plastic owl, there help keep bird and especially seagulls
Maybe you should do more beach/sea stories due to the seagulls?
I wonder why hawaii doesn't have seagulls?
He's documenting his ferocious encounter with anomalous seagulls, designated A - E
Damn, I didn't know bro was seeing someone, good stuff Mr. Illustrated!
I mean you can flavor it sometimes that you are reading from an ocean side site ;)
I thought this was gonna be the SCP bird hub
Could add ocean noises. Embrace the seagulls
This is the best hilarious April fools day video
turn them into a feature, while trying to diminish their impact on the video, put a little icon of a seagull face in a random corner for less than half a second with a question at the end of the video about how many times were they heard
1:01 Mr. Illustrated, for free?!
Happy April fools (it’s 11:55 pm rn)
Maybe try using a drone to shoo them off your roof
-less self harm
-save distance
-can be armored with many things like: - stick with duck tape
- rock drop
- picture of Scp 096
- and much more
- can get one with a good price
Problem solved good luck mr illustrate
Somehow I have a feeling you've encountered an SCP.
This was a hilarious watch
Think we need to work with the goc on this one
It almost looks like you drew this in 2 and a half hours. NICE
I like how this looks like a crazy Metal gear solid story mixed with some wikihow images, you should start a spin-off channel unrelated to SCP!
I can’t! 😂
Bro imagine if he had to edit the seagull cries from this recording…
Object class: explained, potential neutralized of they wont stop being annoying
would be funny if the seagulls started squaking when you go to sleep and stopping when you need to wake up
love this hope it works out for you