@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR nah bro, just save up 50$ and buy a samson q2u mic, it's a great starting professional mic and doesn't capture every sound in the background
It’s going to be a horror game called “Tomato Jay” and Jay laughs at you if you get jumpscared/game over instead of making a generic horror game noise… At least this is my idea of how it would go lol.
@@alvahrei5272 I'm just asking why y'all think it is because I didn't think the game shamed anyone, could you share your opinion why you think it's fatshaming?
I have tons of mobile games that have tons of crappy ads and yet I’d rather watch those for years on end than watch the 4th Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie EVER again
“I’m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world bitches!”
Favorite quote from Jay.
lol
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR nah bro, just save up 50$ and buy a samson q2u mic, it's a great starting professional mic and doesn't capture every sound in the background
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR you’re my inspiration for me to die, stfu bot
@@saladsnake8887 i’ll keep that in mind thank you
lmao
" Hun, did you hear that?"
" You mean the grown man screaming about how he's a little girl? Yes, Margaret, we all heard that."
"IM A SPERM, IM A SPERM FOR REAL"
"IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD BITCHESSSS"
IM NINE YEARS OLD LESSS GOOOOOOOO
Gosh, I love all your goddamn replies, people
IM SMOKING AT 6
“Old woman dances”
*Jay turns happy to disgusted*
in you profile picture, celeste is holding up her fingers. what’s she counting?
@@demogorgon1856 shes counting nothing, she just likes looking at her hands
@@dootsieroll she's not looking at her hands she just has her fingers cover part of her smile lol
@@hazukiro No. she’s counting how many people she killed
@@demogorgon1856 lmao
He's a handsome dude. Like, society, take a moment to acknowledge.
AGREED
Neheh ya simpin?
And yes i agree bc HIS THAT DUDE
Wut
b***
Jays neighbor's: *Sleeping*
Jay: "Im a sperm!"
Jays neighbor's: WTH
Jay: "I'm a sperm for real!"
Best thing ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Didn’t we all use to be sperms though? 👩🦲
@@raiyahambermediodia8754 yea
Lol
@@raiyahambermediodia8754 nss
i’ve seen these ads like in EVERY SINGLE FREE GAME and they’re so outta pocket-
Me too
Same!
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR the song isn't even by you.
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR cap
they gotta pay their medical bills
Imagine if someone makes a horror game but listen- It’s all Jay- Everything-
It'd be a great game
I would definitely play
yes
It’s going to be a horror game called “Tomato Jay” and Jay laughs at you if you get jumpscared/game over instead of making a generic horror game noise…
At least this is my idea of how it would go lol.
Though I don't think it's a horror game anymore it's probably one of those very funny games
I'll take your entire stock
Jay: I don't know geography, I'm not Christopher Columbus.
Me: Neither did he.😂
😂
🤣
Yeah... not to mention the other stuff he did
I read this as he said it-
😂😂
jay: “i’m a 15 month year old baby let’s go!!!”
my brain: 15 month year old?
MONTH-YEAR OLD?😂
3:26
Kinda makes sense..But he should’ve said Imma 1 year and 3 month old baby.
@blicky7982 Too long
"AW SHIT IM A SPERM AGAIN!!"
-Jay halfway through to insanity
Jay: I’M 4 YEARS OLD LETS GOOOOOOOOOO”
His neighbors: 👁👄👁
His neighbors: alright, time to move out
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR Stfu self promo
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR neither do the person who created that knows about any mic
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR shut up
Jay: These are the games which you can't tell anyone after you play em
Also Jay: Posts it on RUclips
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR then where is the link?
Don’t worry ain’t no snitchers here
@@frapubunu1374 hehe yeah
That's what i was thinking 🔘🔻🔘
@@colyn0208 Don’t bother, just a guy lying for attention
Game: Lowkey fatshaming
Jay: Thirsting over the ass jiggle
stfu arianas neighbor
How is it fatshaming, the game's hilarious
@@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640 Oh it is! I didn't say it wasn't, just the contrast with Jay was funny
@@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640 yah, even jay said it "this game lowkey offensive"
@@alvahrei5272 I'm just asking why y'all think it is because I didn't think the game shamed anyone, could you share your opinion why you think it's fatshaming?
No one:
Jay: “I’m 0 months years old!”
IM A LITERAL SPERM
Meanwhile his neighbors next door : 👁👄👁👂🏻🤚🏻
i’m a egg
That's a age??? wow 😂
@@Vixion. LMFAO
whenever Jay said “cream” i thought of the “it starts out watery then gets creamy” video 😭 iykyk
HAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Noooooo omggggg😭 I forgot about that
I THOUGHT OF THAT TO😂😂😂😂😂😂
BBBAHAHH
I've seen those ads. They are still better than Lily's Garden
True
100% better
Lily’s Garden ads have to be the simultaneously best and worst mobile ads I’ve ever seen before.
You should watch the vid of mar pat putting together the storyline of Lily’s garden on game theory channel
@@ABIXWEEZY I've seen it haven't watched it just yet tho
Atleast the ads of these games have actual gameplay and no acting that they're like being held on gunpoint
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR shut
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR up
this video still looks like it’s being held gunpoint
Jay: "Ay yo I'm zero months years old"
Me: 👁👄👁
Jay: i don't know why i'm collecting money.
Me: *stares intensely at the upgrades at the menu*
2:04 "i wanna be dababy again"
LES GO
I've seen the ads for these kinds of games a ton recently. They are wild
Mobile games am I right?
Me too, but I usually see them the most when I play crappy mobile games (yes, I do play some but some of them are genuinely a little fun imo lol).
Can someone please tell Jay that all he needs to do to avoid ads is to use the airplane mode
Marketing success ✅
Jay: “I’m a 15 month year old baby”
Wow Jay I didn’t know that was an age
months could be ages too.
That pfp! I see you have horror manga taste, Junji Ito is a king 😌
@@reanna3284 its because he said "month" year old 💀
@@mazeyzz you don't think I know that?
@@reanna3284 yes. ™️👌🏽
Jay: “ I don’t know geography I’m not Christopher Columbus”
Neither did Columbus 💀
that is what i was thinking
U sure you didn't steal this comment 💀
@@user-ng6wi2pn6x its youtube who cares
@@sadpatheticshrimp I do.
@@user-ng6wi2pn6x why?
“I’m a 15 month year old baby” ☠️
9:14 LMFAOO THE DISAPPOINTMENT
y’all ever just say the “ EVERYBODY GET READY AND BUCKLE UP, CAUSE HERE WE GO ” w jay or is that just me
We all do it.
Who's not doing it?
Me tooo
@@notificationgangmember9339 ayeee
I still say the one with the cussing bc I miss it
“I’m 9 years old let’s gooooooooo” -jay 2021
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR ok😂😂😂😂😢🐒😢😡😡😡
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR jay isnt ur inspiration ur just lying for subs and likes shut up bot
And who tf calls him kubz
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR Ok 👉🤚👇👆🤚☝️👌🤟✋👈👉👇☝️🖖🖕
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR f off.950 subs is enough.
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR get out of here with that bs lmfaoo
Watching Jay play mobile games is honestly funny
"I'm a swimming wiggly sperm!"
-*Jay in a very happy tone*
3:40
This is how Grandpa from Granny 2 dances
Jay: *Screaming* I'm a sperm
My Family:* Looks at me with deadshot eyes
Nice pfp man
Thanks, i am shrimp
Timothy Amiel Meneses no problem, I am fandead, investigator and an “overseas sexy girl”
Good thing my family doesn't know english 😎
his neighbors: welp... um.. anyways
jay gave in to the "only 900 iq can reach pink color" ads
but jay always wins so that means jay has 900 iq
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR you meant go away
0:57
"Okay so now I'm in my 50's my 60's my 70's my 80's and I'm dust?"
PLEASE I LITERALLY CHOCKED ON AIR.
4:44 look at the baby grow and slow it
12:24 that was the most random shit I’ve ever seen
I KNEW he was gonna play these eventually
Free Random Shitty Mobile App Games
btw I love your Rachel pfp
@@lianne4334 thanks so much!! i worry that no one likes life is strange anymore LOL
@@samtpfotch its one of my favorite games
@@lianne4334 same here! it holds a special place in my heart
@@lianne4334
i love your sal pfp lol
The victory dances at the end of these games are the definition of "yikes"
Christopher Columbus didn’t know much geography either considering America had already been discovered.
5:30 THIS PART KILLS ME😂💀
4:16
JIT MADE ME SPIT OUT MY APPLE JUICE WHAT THE HELL
HEARING JAY SCREAM "IM 9 YEARS OLD" IS KILLING ME 😭😭😭
When jay said "whippersnapper" haven't heard that in a long time
jay’s reactions to the shitty ads was funnier than him actually playing
im about to cry xd im typing in lower case because i dont want to hurt deaf peoples ears
it was to funny i swear
5:00 *EARTHWORM SALLY CARRYING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI* -Flamingo/Albert
I love how shocked he got when he said "I'm gonna be a sperm" and he quite literally became one as soon as he said it LOL
*The first game was literally a 9 yr old girl tryna get some cream*
*Wait that sounds cursed-*
that sounds a lil sus 😟-
“After a few seconds it gets really creamy”
💀💀💀
your pfp is me trying to take a dump while constipated.
@@demogorgon1856 you blush when taking a dump?
The ads for these games still look better than the 4th Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie.
I have tons of mobile games that have tons of crappy ads and yet I’d rather watch those for years on end than watch the 4th Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie EVER again
jay playing mobile games like this gives me so much hype because his reactions are always funny
Everytime I go to church
The priest: 6:24
0:21 Christopher Columbus didn't know geography either. He thought that America was India.
LMAO I REMEMBER SEEING THIS EVERWHERE
THE TT STORYTIMES LMAOOO
Hello Unamed. I hope you are having a good day.
@@demogorgon1856 thanks you too.
like EVERYWHERE-
4:55 I peed myself what I heard this
Jay: "BOY I'M A SPERM FOR REAL"
The neighbors: tf this dude saying ?????
The “BUCKLE UP” will never get old
6:06
Bro, pause on that.
7:34 MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD BRUH OMFG
“I don’t know geography, I’m not Christopher Columbus.” I wouldn’t worry. He didn’t know geography either
"I don't know geography I'm not Christopher Columbus" he didn't know it either, Jay 💀💀💀
7:15 "shit in 42 years old? u might as well kill me now" same, but im only 17
Jay, a grown man: I'M AN 11 YEAR OLD GIRL!
😂😂
“Who’s Been A TRUE FAN FOR OVER A YEAR”?.
I've been a fan more then a year
Me
@@skyjackson5717 yeah same , lol-
get that bot outta here
Congrats you got third
"Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world bitches"
-Jay's most iconic lines
No one:
Jay: I'M ZERO MONTHS YEARS OLD!!!!!
What a coincidence. Christopher Columbus didn’t know geography either.
"We all know that i'm not gonna get to Heaven in real life."
-Jay 2021
pov: jay plays all the games that were on your fyp
4:40 I cant stop laughing LMAO
"I'm a 15 month year old baby"
-Jay, 2021
2:56👈🏻Favorite part
anyone else who just downloads these games out of boredom and then deletes them when you get bored of them?
I really do wish that I can just eat a vegetable/fruit and instantly be 200+ pounds lighter!
8yr olds on their birthday 2:46
You mean 2:47
@@jasperbruh3954 ITS ONE SECOND OFF IT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE!?
10:21 Uh!
*Starts breakdancing*
10:36 LMAO JAY I WAS OPENING MY BOTTLE CAP😀
5:51 why does this made me laugh so hard lmfao
Jay paid to get rid of the ads in a game he's gonna play once
He really is that dude
Jay: OOHHH IM A 20 MONTH YEAR OLD BABY!!!
Me: did i hear that right?- *replays* 1:31
1:33 I never felt so hype hearing what Jay just said.
8:29 LMAO 💀
5:46 That was a very strange ad for Project Makeover.
It's one of my fav games tbh
Can we all agree that Jay is FEEDING us with his content
Yess we can agree on that
I can't imagine being Jay's neighbors just hearing him yell all the time
Jay was so bored he intentionally to gave in to those shitty game ads
2:35 pls jay-🤣
The fact he gets so hyped over these games is just hilarious
12:12 Attack on Titan season 5 looks good rn.
Fun fact: Jay is not Christopher Columbus.
At least he's having fun. These game lvls be the same each time
Jay is literally that one person who plays mobile games and genuinely gives honest reviews about it
Hearing Jay get hype about being a baby gives me life 💀
0:21 to be fare he probably do know geography all that well
Jay can really make these dry ass games the most interesting
2:35 Mandela effect "I'm a Barbie girl in THE Barbie world" idk abt you but i remember "I'm a Barbie girl in A Barbie world"
I thought it was "in A Barbie world" no way it's "the" ;-;
*every time i watch Jay play these mobile games it makes me wanna download and play em*
12:04 im laughing my face off XD
That fart
I love Jay's reaction when he realizes he's a 15 month yo-
"Yea should we let him in?"
"Na na, we should SIKE HIM!"
*And that's how he did not make it up those stairs....*
Got to tell you that I never thought Jay would play this game.
"IM NOT EVEN BORN YET- LETS GOOOO"
*lmao you were cursing while my volume was at max with no earphones-*
5:56 til the end of this video...it has me chuckling so bac GHSDGJHKSDJ