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Boss: *Becky, Tom, Julia, Lisa, Danny, Bob, Willow, Cindy, Anna, Emily, Jake, Penny, Katey, Tina, Milly, Monica, Ginny, & Oscar, you're f i r e d. Somebody make the guy with the brilliant idea the owner of our company*
Satan: You have committed tons and tons of sin, and God has ordered me to kill you and destroy your soul. Jay: I watched an ad. Satan: Understandable, have a nice day.
@@Z0rTh3Odd0n3hey know. If you’ve been on TikTok at all you’d see the fact that usually people reply to comments with their OG comment in some way jst for the fun of it. It’s either they did that or meant to copy the comment, but yeah.
Jay: I feel like I'm on drugs Jay: I feel like I'm on drugs Jay: I feel like I'm on drugs Jay: I will eat a mint Jay: mmm not bad Me: Jay the drugs are the mints
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Hey guys I need your help, my dad said he would give me a recording set up if my video got 1k views, please take some time out ur day to watch and comment on it to help me become a better content creator, help a brother a out 💯
14:50 doors can actually get a bit bigger when there’s a lot of humidity. It happens to mine all the time lol, it might just be a wood door thing so if you don’t have a wooden door that might explain why you’ve never heard of this? Idk 🤷♂️🤷♀️
Jay:turns on water Jay:*leaves water on* Me:ay turn off the water Jay:*continues to play* Me:AY turn off le water Jay:*turns on the shower and proceeds to play* Me:AYYo tUrn OfF tHe wAteR!!
@@m.reynolds8152 are you bigger than your parents too? Not gonna lie about how tall I am I am bigger than a boy lol People who love basket ball are very tall I love basket ball Do you?
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Hey guys I need your help, my dad said he would give me a recording set up if my video got 1k views, please take some time out ur day to watch and comment on it to help me become a better content creator, help a brother a out 💯
Hey guys I need your help, my dad said he would give me a recording set up if my video got 1k views, please take some time out ur day to watch and comment on it to help me become a better content creator, help a brother a out 👊🏽
Hey guys I need your help, my dad said he would give me a recording set up if my video got 1k views, please take some time out ur day to watch and comment on it to help me become a better content creator, help a brother a out 👊🏽
"Welcome to heaven, to pass through you must he forgiven of your sins" Me: Well, I mean, I never really killed anyone?" "Crewmates, Wandering Trader included sir/maam" Me: oh... yeah *_-fu-_*
Hey Jay!! I've been subscribed since 2mil and it's been quite the journey, ^^" Tho, I just wanted to thank you for always being able to make me smile. I've dealt, and still am, dealing with major depression and social anxiety. And coming home after a rough day at school, and getting your post notification, is the best part of my day. You have such a big impact on my happiness and I really appreciate all the effort you take into editing and filming these videos. 💖
9:32 that suduko is rigged, in the 2nd line theres a 4 and a 2 so naturally there is a 3 and a 1 missing, however, in one of the places where there is a missing number, there is a 1 and 3 in line with it. Its impossible.
(I know this was posted a long time ago but I felt smart.) 14:40 Jay: “How do doors get swollen fro-“ * Does not even finish the sentence * Me: Fun fact, the humidity in the air can actually make the wood in doors expand as the heat makes the atoms move faster causing them to take up a little more space, this makes doors swell up and get stuck. The expanding is also caused by water vapor getting trapped in the wood, which usually happens more, but if you live in a place as warm as where I live then it gets to the point where doors swell up even more because of heat than they normally in places that get less hot in the summer. My parents often get trapped in their room because their door swells up so bad.
If your still doing yandere simulator myths/wonders I have one! 1: Join the cooking club 2: Kill until your sanity is at 0 3: Get rid of all evidence but make sure your sanity is still at 0 4: Make octo dog's Will people still accept octo dog's even if your sanity is at zero?
I used "Everybody get ready and BUCKLE UP, cause here we go" as my senior yearbook quote.
YES YES YES DO IT
Diána Tarró I got here and was away to comment and guess what ...... I SAW U JUST COMMENT
Do it
Kubz Scouts hi 😂
Kubz Scouts I just finished ur video liked it .^.
“Everybody get ready and BUCKLE UP, CUZ HERE WE GO!”
Best quote of all time
Oh you don't know. It was better about two years ago
It was way better before youtube said no cussing lmao
The "Buckle the FUCK UP" was way better
@@SomeGuy-xd5fn Factuals
What mean by buckle up?
0:42
Ah, yes, the three genders:
Male, Billionare and Celebrity
guys, i’m no longer a demi-girl, i now identify as a billionaire. money here i come
@@Polnaratti yay!!! >:3
@Mary Gzel Gozum aw hell yeah i can be a billionaire and celebrity in one, sign me up
@Mary Gzel Gozum the fifth gender is gun
@@CoreRealm the 6th gender is god
"This is a powerful acid. It could eat through anything."
Also acid: I'm just gonna chill in this bucket.
Wait
Is that a regular show reference you know rigby
RMS Kitchen I genuinely don't know. It was honestly the first thing that popped in my mind 😂
@@Athaz3aoh i was thinking of minecraft cus bucket can hold lava but if you throw a bucket in lava its gone
RMS Kitchen omg I've never thought of that.. Nice one
😂
I laugh so hard at jay reaction at a bunch of ads but lets all be honest we all would feel like that when we seean ads XD
RIGHTTT BUT I WAS LITERALLY DYING WHEN I SEE JAY’S REACTIONS 💀
Ikr
Ik ads just want me to snap and kill who ever created ads
Omg
5:39 what the four oranges to cover it up
i love how the last words of game 1 was just “ur mom”
Ur mom
@@Villainous_Matcha Ur mom
@@Z0IVZ ouch
Ur mom
@@dinonuggies3088 ur mom u
I’m in a Zoom class watching this and nobody has found out yet
Sugawara jshdhxg
Suga nooooo what'll the children
Same
Introduce them all to That Dude👀👀
I was in one but now I’m done for the day :,)
I don’t know why I laughed so hard at “your mom” 😂😂😂
Me too lmfao
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@@pabenco1081 GET HIM TO 1K
Hyper Sunset share the video bro and ty so much imma remember this
@@pabenco1081 nor
i dunno but this whole toilet murder game feels like a fever dream
I dunno but this whole toilet 🚽 murder game 🎮 feels like a fever dream
@@tayloranderson7547 wtf
@@tayloranderson7547 wtf?
@@tayloranderson7547wtf?!
@@tayloranderson7547?ftw
Guy at some meeting: We should make a game about a toilet serial killer
Boss: *B r i l l I a n t*
Boss: *Becky, Tom, Julia, Lisa, Danny, Bob, Willow, Cindy, Anna, Emily, Jake, Penny, Katey, Tina, Milly, Monica, Ginny, & Oscar, you're f i r e d. Somebody make the guy with the brilliant idea the owner of our company*
K o I c h I
@@molly4330 LMFAOO CKFWM I THOUGHT OF KOICHI FROM JJBA 🤕
@@drawbootiful8665 i didnt think it was just me
Kokichi hirose
Satan: You have committed tons and tons of sin, and God has ordered me to kill you and destroy your soul.
Jay: I watched an ad.
Satan: Understandable, have a nice day.
Lol
XD
God: *WHOH WHOH WHOH, I SAID TAKE HIS SOUL, NOT LET HIM GO!?*
(that rhymes)
@@itsglitchen2341 and?
@@2_OP it's good
I died of laughter when Jay said "aww baby that's so cute your gonna take a chimey chonga s*it want me to come in there and hold your hand" at 12:46
Bruh he said that when I saw the comment-
I died of laughter when Jay said aww baby thats so cute your gonna take a chimney chonga s*it want me to come in there and hold your hand at 12:46
@@tayloranderson7547 you literally copied the comment and deleted the " in it? while YOU IN THE COMMENT REPLY!
@@Z0rTh3Odd0n3hey know. If you’ve been on TikTok at all you’d see the fact that usually people reply to comments with their OG comment in some way jst for the fun of it.
It’s either they did that or meant to copy the comment, but yeah.
@@StevenUniverse00000 well, the most amount of time I've ever spent in TikTok was like 5 mins. And it was replying to a comment on my only vid so-
i’m so happy this man uploads daily.
izzy song sameee
Sameeee, I also love the fact that I have to stay up at night to be this early 🙃🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙃🙂🙃🙃🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙂🙃🙃🙂🙂🙃🙂🙃🙃🙂🙃🙂🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙃🙂🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙃🙂🙂🙃🙂
Same dude!!!
IKRRRR😂😂
@@ei7945 XD
Jay just playing the game :
That ad with those girls doing “yoga” : HELLO
XD
bonjour
hola
@@shironana420 bonjour
LMAO
GOD DAMN 19:48 SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME- my body took a screenshot and my soul left my body 🚣♀️
Dude I had a miniature heart attack for those few seconds
@@TONlO4k me too
I'm so mad that out of every horror game, this one got me
MY SOUL ALMSOT FLIED TO EHAVEN OMFGGGSHAIZIMSMSKSHAHAHAHAH
Jay: I feel like I'm on drugs
Jay: I feel like I'm on drugs
Jay: I feel like I'm on drugs
Jay: I will eat a mint
Jay: mmm not bad
Me: Jay the drugs are the mints
Lol
Lol
Lol
(Get a lol train going)
Lol
Lol
Nobody:
Ronnies Gf: *moans when hurt*
Jay: "Damn she moans like a wildebeest"
Man we love you Jay
Wildebeest* lol
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Pabenco
trying to get free views 101:
Pabenco no
Nobody: Ronnie's Gf : moans when hurt 🤕 Jay: Damn she moans like a wildebeest man we love you Jay
Jay: *gets a question right*
Also Jay: *A BIT CLOSERRR TO HEAVEN*
"a bit closer to heaven"
-enrico pucci
is that a jojo reference?
“Hey kid, why don’t you take a seat?”
Jay could’ve said “WHO DID THAT? DASHIE?”
"This is a really strong acid. It could eat through anything."
The bucket: 👁👄👁
I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT-
Kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me
Omg yes! I thought about that for a second because it was familiar but then I didn't think about it again! You're a genius!
Sus
@@parisa1918 idk man, white is cappin’
6:45 the way he fell down the stairs got me so bad🤣🤣🤣
Jay: *walking up the stairs of heaven*
God: You might as well turn around.
😂😂
LMAOO
*blursed comment*
😂😂
when jay uses the persona 5 “alright” sound effect but doesn’t continue the persona 5 royal series 😔
_alright_
You Tube no its not because haru gets more screen time
@@AraneaSerrket must be why jay killed the series
or when jay uses a phoenix wright sound but doesn’t finish it 😞
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“What is 7 x 5”
Me: **counting**
Jay: 35
Me: 👁👄👁
5 multiplication is easy but I don't know 6x3
@@cone--1 18
@@ariann4 don't worry it's a joke
Every time Jay plays a scary game:
"Guys I'm not flexing but check out the goosies"
Fr
My broke ass screaming at Jay for leaving the water running the whole time:
Ok but MEEE
Same lol
14:50 doors can actually get a bit bigger when there’s a lot of humidity. It happens to mine all the time lol, it might just be a wood door thing so if you don’t have a wooden door that might explain why you’ve never heard of this? Idk 🤷♂️🤷♀️
When ever I’m on a plane I’m going to scream “EVERYONE GET READY AND BUCKLE UP CAUSE HERE WE GO”
Lmao
Jay: I'm a kid, I can't afford a hitman.
Me: Wait, doesn't the kid you're playing as has a girlfriend?
Yup when ur going thru toddlerhood
Good idea
Sell the girlfriend
Or hire her as you hitman
@@calebrose740 I cant-
My 12 year old friend got one Lol...
@@ellal3554 this comment is dripping with lies
Quote of the year-
"GO FLUSH YOURSELF!"
Now whenever I insult someone I'll say exactly what he said:
"Oh yeah, FLUSH you"
oo love nikki
Jay:turns on water
Jay:*leaves water on*
Me:ay turn off the water
Jay:*continues to play*
Me:AY turn off le water
Jay:*turns on the shower and proceeds to play*
Me:AYYo tUrn OfF tHe wAteR!!
Me too, I absolutely hate leaving the water running while not using it
@@ellamyntr3acha348 fr it makes me uncomfortable lol
Omg so true
My anxiety levels went UP with that, I could hear the water and that gave me somethin, like why leave it open? ☠️☠️☠️☠️
it borther me alot
Jay: do you have a phobia of going to the toilet
Me: *laughs*
Jay: hey, that’s a real thing
Me: oof ok sorry
*what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said*
grow up first
im bigger than my mother , i dont know , if my height is more than 4
im 8 years old but bigger than 10 years old kid
@@Armanlicious they are 8
@@adneenmithun4823 lol fr tho im 10 LOL IM 5"5"
@@m.reynolds8152 are you bigger than your parents too?
Not gonna lie about how tall I am
I am bigger than a boy lol
People who love basket ball are very tall
I love basket ball
Do you?
nurse: **tries to vaccinate jay**
jay: **pulls out uno reverse**
@SHOOTER GAMER I would help if you just put it in the comments normally
I feel like he'd actually do that-
@SHOOTER GAMER naf fam imma be disliking it 👍🏻
haha noice dude
All and Nothing Damn y'all are idiots, your giving him views by disliking his vids.
"the humidity caused the door to swell" sounds like something you'd hear in a dream and believe is fact until you wake up
It is a fact actually. Wooden doors do swell due to humidity.
The amount of “read my name” comments is killing me...
50k done
I hate those frickin’ bots, man. How can they always be so early though-
Yeah im so sick of these comments
Mia just refreshing the comments to see new comments come each time
IKR they’re soooooooo annoying
Nobody :
Literally nobody :
Me trying to impersonate Celeste's French accent : 23:37
This is goldd
LMAO
lmaoo
oh Flip i can't 🤣
is this a danganronpa thing because I approve and I also love danganronpa
Jay:this game is so evil god
Also him:let’s poop on his face haha
26:05 that silence is like emotional until jay said "Should I say FLUSH YOU?"
Game:"go back 5 steps"
Kubzscouts:"your mom"
WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS 😭😭😭😭
LMAO SAME
@@TheTicciestOfTobies IT'S STILL FUNNY BBAJSJJS
5:30 jay's reaction was priceless
so are you you weeb
"Secretly watch whats happening"
Why tf is that a choice
Game: Select Life
Jay: I'm dead anyways
Me too man me too
5:34 HELP THE CUTOFF
Day 175 of telling Jay he’s awesome
Hey Jay! You’re awesome and THAT DUDE
Been seeing you for a while.... you're awesome :)
okay but i love ur pfp😼
Matryoshka Miku you are also awesome gundham fan
I love your profile picture..
i adore your pfp
"I'm going to make a dookie on your bones."-The toilet killer
19:57 when I say this shit made me scream like a cartoon character I am not joking, I threw my phone
“go back 5 steps”
*”ur mom”*
What
Ur Mom In the first game when he was moving on to the next game he said that.
Jaiden Gibbs you dont get the joke
monomi’d I explaining it I got the joke.
Jaiden Gibbs no you didnt lmao
Netflix: *Are you still watching?*
Somebody’s daughter: 22:09
Minecraft Playz It literally isn’t. I commented it, haven’t looked at any others but okay, my bad I guess?
@@Tw0Dots As long as you didnt see the comment before you can count it as original.
@Minecraft Playz yeah
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Minecraft Playz everyone uses the joke ofc its gonna be “copied” or whatever lol
Near P**n advert: *exists*
Jay: What the
The timestamp is *5:39*
Edit:Im also first B)
Just imagine you’re walking up the stairs and then you see someone WALKING DOWN. I would be so concerned.
stop the cap *proceeds to trip and bang my head on the steps*
I literally thought this was a joke about how you can never face backwards on stairs
Oop...why ballon boy...just why...
Elizabeth Afton why what?
Im confused
Jay: I STILL SEE AN AD EVEN IF I LOSE THE COINS WHAT THE HELL?!?
Me: *laughs*
(Thank you guys for the likes!)
100th like!
Komedy
just turn on airplane mode
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i like ur pfp and 473 likes
4:40
*"EVEN THE DOG IS HUMPING THE STAIRS"*
You found an injured bird.
Option 2: Perform a surgery on your own
*Rachel Gardner has entered the chat*
angels of death reference?
me: I don't like zodiac sign myths, or follow them
jay: I'm a taurus
Me: *Happiness noises*
but he said he was a leo
@@darkrai205 when? He said I'm a taurus so I know what a taurus looks like-
@@tezzyteztez uhhh... He is a leo. He says it..Its a lion. A leo is a lio. Jay said that-
@@rainy_days7694 8:55 you sure, he said Leo? He SAID TAURUS
8:55
I lost all my braincells trying to process the last game. The creator was definitely on drugs. 👋
15:55
Jay: *sees something and shouts*
Me, who didn’t see anything: 👁👄👁 wHa HaPpEn
I'm starting to subconsciously say "Everybody get ready and BUCKLE UP 'cause here we go"......
You dont say it with the intro everytime?
He fr said "getting freaky on a Friday night" before fnf was out
Game:mother, yes mother
Jay: mommy-
Game: mOThER-
Lmao, too underrated
IDK
I had to re-watch that part to make sure my hearing wasn't off when he said mommy instead of mother.
Earthbound
Jay: *being asked weird questions by God to go to heaven*
Hell: "Allow me to introduce myself"
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10:04 he said “ we get to move forward nine steps “ but it was only 5 steps
Options: give the bird mouth to mouth
Jay: aye ayeee
Me remembering my mom gave my duck cpr when I was little: 👁👄👁
what
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@@pabenco1081 do it yourself and stop promoting
5:00 "I still see an ad even if I lose the coins WHAT THE HELL!!"
Laughed so hard
Game: you need to watch an ad to get in to heaven
Me: nah *turns around**
Game: ok watch an ad
Me: ADS ARE HELLLLLLLL
15:27 it says 'get out?' maybe you could try clicking then {also with the acid buckek,you could try melting throgh the door?}
"Welcome to heaven, to pass through you must he forgiven of your sins"
Me: Well, I mean, I never really killed anyone?"
"Crewmates, Wandering Trader included sir/maam"
Me: oh... yeah *_-fu-_*
If this is a Amoung us refrance, then I'm happy.
@@new_username4733 yes it is, I will always make a reference to a game I'm addicted to 😂
@@ei7945 Nice.
@RUclips RUclips what's that?
uH- nah bro I was in medbay doing a scan
No one:
My friends: do u have a talent?
Me: I can say kubz scouts intro ✨P E R F E C T L Y✨
Relatable, but can we talk about your username-
You...... Can I have the talent???
Same 😌
20:53 that quote reminds me of Silent Hill 3.
When you're early and the comment section is still dry, have a good day everyone
at least this one aint a bot
i want to die cuz these bots
SHOOTER GAMER
Hell nah
@SHOOTER GAMER bruh a bot
no one:
Jay everytime he gets scared: yo not flexing but look at the goosebumps💪🏻👁️👄👁️
irrelevant I'm sorry but is that chan omg 🥺🥺🥺
@@iyonpote OMG YESSSSS🥺🥺
7:28 im subscribed for a reason- this is one of them
"I think I caught sum. I'm getting kinda itchy."
Uh hwoo LMAO YOU WHAT NOW- 😺👍
IBUKI KINNIE
IBUKI
IBUKI
I love how jay uploads daily I'm so glad I found him years ago he's amazing💞
he liked your comment congrats!!
He liked your comment congrats---
10:48
Alcoholic Jay… alcoholic.
Hydro
Alcoholic…
Jay: Why would you even have hire a hitman as an opinion
Me: This gane was created by someone in Gen Z
"I'm gonna make a dookie on your bones". -dookie man
17:41 THAT CAMERA 💀💀
"It can eat through everything"
But apparently not the bucket
It’s a special kind of bucket obviously 🙄 /j
Hey Jay!! I've been subscribed since 2mil and it's been quite the journey, ^^"
Tho, I just wanted to thank you for always being able to make me smile. I've dealt, and still am, dealing with major depression and social anxiety. And coming home after a rough day at school, and getting your post notification, is the best part of my day. You have such a big impact on my happiness and I really appreciate all the effort you take into editing and filming these videos. 💖
9:32 that suduko is rigged, in the 2nd line theres a 4 and a 2 so naturally there is a 3 and a 1 missing, however, in one of the places where there is a missing number, there is a 1 and 3 in line with it. Its impossible.
1:38
Jay: Did we reverse uno?
Me:.... aww this is gonna hurt me
“everybody get ready and BUCKLE UP, CAUSE HERE WE GO” gets me hyped af man
5:00 LMAO lmao 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just love it when the ad comes and jay gets annoyed
12:11
POV: "hey. yeah you. c'mere. now pull down your pants. good... now, have a seat"
NAH THAT'S DO CURSED LMAOO-
*the hand fingers you*
When did I say that?
I still can’t get jay saying senior f**kboy out of my head
12:55 i must face this with the power of the T-pose
8:13 find out if it's watery before it gets creamy should be an answer
(I know this was posted a long time ago but I felt smart.)
14:40
Jay: “How do doors get swollen fro-“ * Does not even finish the sentence *
Me: Fun fact, the humidity in the air can actually make the wood in doors expand as the heat makes the atoms move faster causing them to take up a little more space, this makes doors swell up and get stuck.
The expanding is also caused by water vapor getting trapped in the wood, which usually happens more, but if you live in a place as warm as where I live then it gets to the point where doors swell up even more because of heat than they normally in places that get less hot in the summer. My parents often get trapped in their room because their door swells up so bad.
5:42 just vibin
Ad: Heres some sucking ya facs
I was in a freckling zoom call while watching this and JESUS damn killer scared the hec out of me that everyone saw me jump ahhhhhhhh
Jay is legit the only good reaction channel fr.
Me looking for the "read my name " coments that everyone keeps talking about 👁👄👁
Hahaha me too bro
Yeah where are they?
1:27 Granny kinda flexing tho
At 14:00 you forgot to wash your hands with soap. Lol.
14:18 this is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever seen or heard.
“Im a taurus so i know what a taurus sigh n looks like“
Me in the middle of class:
AYEE
The last game makes me feel like a fever dream or when they first start to put you under anesthesia
If your still doing yandere simulator myths/wonders I have one!
1: Join the cooking club
2: Kill until your sanity is at 0
3: Get rid of all evidence but make sure your sanity is still at 0
4: Make octo dog's
Will people still accept octo dog's even if your sanity is at zero?