I TRIED LIVING MY BEST LIFE AND ENDED UP MARRYING A GORILLA | 100 Years (Hilarious Life Simulator)

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  • @un_common1483
    @un_common1483 3 года назад +6530

    “I tried living my best life and ended up marrying a gorilla” sounds like something jay actually might do 😭

    • @kagosanggo2526
      @kagosanggo2526 3 года назад +184

      Ya think Jay's into bestiality? 💀

    • @zenithryne
      @zenithryne 3 года назад +54

      @@kagosanggo2526 most likely 🤣

    • @ddrdanganvloger2187
      @ddrdanganvloger2187 3 года назад +7

      Nennejde

    • @lalalalili1787
      @lalalalili1787 3 года назад +67

      @@zenithryne bro 😢

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 3 года назад +21

      @@kagosanggo2526
      I think un_common might have a problem or two to sort out 💀

  • @thedespairpuppet
    @thedespairpuppet 3 года назад +2605

    *"Mr cow, barry, dog, who tf are you people?"* 😂😂

    • @thekubzscouts
      @thekubzscouts  3 года назад +1020

      Still trying to find out who invited them

    • @beb7435
      @beb7435 3 года назад +129

      @@thekubzscouts It was probably me

    • @Idk-fc4wc
      @Idk-fc4wc 3 года назад +65

      @@beb7435 good job.

    • @cewkie
      @cewkie 3 года назад +20

      @@thekubzscouts 🧐

    • @lemonadehawaiianpunch920
      @lemonadehawaiianpunch920 3 года назад +14

      @@thekubzscouts it was me I'm ngl

  • @medicalbasils
    @medicalbasils 3 года назад +6229

    MANS GOT SO LONELY HE LOOKED AT A GORILLA AND SAID “damn girl” 😭

    • @that_dude_over_there
      @that_dude_over_there 3 года назад +288

      And that’s how furries are made

    • @medicalbasils
      @medicalbasils 3 года назад +364

      @@that_dude_over_there “and thats how me and your mother met”

    • @bellathesmolneko9159
      @bellathesmolneko9159 3 года назад +27

      LMAO

    • @eligotmotion
      @eligotmotion 3 года назад +3

      ok danganra fan

    • @just.blitzy
      @just.blitzy 3 года назад +144

      @@eligotmotion danganra 💀
      and what does that have to do with anything

  • @AceOfSpades0752
    @AceOfSpades0752 3 года назад +8105

    THE WAY I LAUGHED WHEN THE DAD STARTED BREAST FEEDING HIM 💀

    • @ashqzi
      @ashqzi 3 года назад +242

      YES 💀💀💀

    • @mysticalcat7561
      @mysticalcat7561 3 года назад +399

      i busted out at that part and when he marry a gorilla😭

    • @therainbowfiend3416
      @therainbowfiend3416 3 года назад +129

      I CANT AT THAT PART😭😭😂😂

    • @e_uphoriic
      @e_uphoriic 3 года назад +31

      sus 😤

    • @quandaredevil
      @quandaredevil 3 года назад +143

      the dad is a trans icon

  • @ileftcauseimyfriendsmightb8181
    @ileftcauseimyfriendsmightb8181 3 года назад +1539

    The fact that he still remembers Mutant Marry Jane is just- 😌✨

    • @kelcantcap1260
      @kelcantcap1260 3 года назад +13

      Why wouldn’t he?

    • @corndogonasticc
      @corndogonasticc 3 года назад +25

      Oh man i just remembered that series just now, i didn't even get to finish watching majority of those either lol, alr time to binge watch it adios

    • @glob-chan1342
      @glob-chan1342 3 года назад +8

      Nostalgia eh?

    • @grandpalouie6420
      @grandpalouie6420 3 года назад +16

      dude why would he forget that hes known mutant mary jane for 6 years

    • @Rekter
      @Rekter 3 года назад +15

      I miss 60 Seconds tbh, I binged through his series a couple years back and I loved those videos.

  • @kagancobanoglu4093
    @kagancobanoglu4093 3 года назад +1769

    Normaly I hate those games but Jay's capable of making everything funny 🤣

  • @st1ll.w1th.y0u
    @st1ll.w1th.y0u 3 года назад +3570

    I've been waiting for this 😭

  • @Jender010
    @Jender010 3 года назад +1177

    "I tried living my best life and ended up marrying a gorilla"
    My story animated really let themselves go

  • @daphnyxh
    @daphnyxh 3 года назад +433

    THE VISIBLE AND AUDIBLE SHOCK WHEN THE COCONUT FELL ON THE GORILLAS HEAD 😭😭😭 jay knew he screwed up

  • @el-de4yw
    @el-de4yw 3 года назад +995

    Jay : I am getting married!
    Friend : Thats great! Who’s the lucky person!
    Jay :….
    Jay: Its a gorilla

    • @michaelagottschalk7708
      @michaelagottschalk7708 2 года назад +13

      Friend:HAHAHA the classic funny insult but rlly who is the lucky girl?
      Jay:its literally a f-cking a GORILLA

  • @cookiemiilk7077
    @cookiemiilk7077 3 года назад +383

    You can never get bored of Jay's videos.

  • @Violet-qq4dr
    @Violet-qq4dr 3 года назад +664

    Jay I’ve been a fan for so long, I remember the white blinds as the background 😂

    • @ItzMatti1
      @ItzMatti1 3 года назад +8

      hey there! im so close to 1k, helping out would mean the world to me!

    • @thekubzscouts
      @thekubzscouts  3 года назад +337

      You’re a real one, Violet!

    • @mazerunner1339
      @mazerunner1339 3 года назад +3

      Me too 😊

    • @mazerunner1339
      @mazerunner1339 3 года назад +13

      @@thekubzscouts Jay please play Evil Nun 2, Ice Scream 4 by the Keplerians team & Grannyn3 by the DVloper
      So sorry for irritating you with my comment everytime 😭😭😭😭

    • @10ksubstocuremydepression46
      @10ksubstocuremydepression46 2 года назад +4

      Congrats Violet. You got a heart from a legendary RUclips. Don’t edit your comment because you’ll delete the heart

  • @blubin189
    @blubin189 3 года назад +1561

    I'm early!
    "Games been dry lately"
    That statement will never end lmao

  • @purvi110
    @purvi110 3 года назад +448

    Ok but can we appreciate how Jay's hair looks so good-

    • @blighter9327
      @blighter9327 3 года назад +23

      TRUEEE

    • @thekubzscouts
      @thekubzscouts  3 года назад +292

      Thanks i thought i looked like a fuckboy lmao

    • @yourflyisopen
      @yourflyisopen 3 года назад +15

      @@blighter9327 Ey, even the damn scar kid agrees!

    • @purvi110
      @purvi110 3 года назад +21

      @@thekubzscouts nahh I actually love that hairstyle

    • @VaggieHazbinHotell
      @VaggieHazbinHotell 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@thekubzscouts😂😂😂😂

  • @ayanehatsume
    @ayanehatsume 3 года назад +142

    I get goosebums everytime I listen full volume to :" EVERYBODY GET READY AND BUCKLE UP 'CUZ HERE WE GO!"

  • @ekuaosei337
    @ekuaosei337 3 года назад +524

    "This is kinda similar to bitlife."
    Umm you can't marry animals in bitlife, jay.

  • @averyisnttired_62
    @averyisnttired_62 3 года назад +141

    Jay lowkey shouting out BitLife in the beginning just hits differently. i got into that life simulator because jay would upload it every now and then and im addicted to it now

  • @alexandra-in1rx
    @alexandra-in1rx 3 года назад +109

    "So if you guys are are cool with that and down with that get ready and BUCKLE UP CUZ HERE WE GO" bever gets old

    • @cherryjawbreakalt
      @cherryjawbreakalt 3 года назад +2

      @@dandydandelion92828 bever *

    • @besrqq
      @besrqq 3 года назад +13

      bro was trying to be first comment so bad they started misspelling and shit💀💀💀

    • @SC_575
      @SC_575 3 года назад +1

      Bever

    • @deo898
      @deo898 3 года назад +1

      Bever.

    • @alexandra-in1rx
      @alexandra-in1rx 3 года назад

      Guys what if I mean to say bever😜

  • @ravenssoaring1675
    @ravenssoaring1675 3 года назад +145

    "please dont get an ad"
    "I GOT AN ÚÄHÚÈM 👹" -Jay

  • @bobert4096
    @bobert4096 3 года назад +62

    I used to watch your videos back in like 2018-2019 and your Persona 4 vids were so awesome, I rediscovered your channel afraid that you would be different but I'm glad to see we still have the Jay we know and love

  • @clyvetruises9587
    @clyvetruises9587 3 года назад +234

    Jay's training's really paying off. Keep going man

  • @sourcreamie
    @sourcreamie 3 года назад +202

    "We're playing as baby simp"
    At least ya know what ya are, Jay.

  • @caspespiritsmovedchannel4393
    @caspespiritsmovedchannel4393 3 года назад +79

    Jay: Were in the van with the gang
    Me: but your outside jay

  • @des3644
    @des3644 3 года назад +96

    The fact he said “aye I wish that I could teach mason to swim” is him being a good dad, Mason is so lucky to have Jay

  • @SuperScarlett2024
    @SuperScarlett2024 3 года назад +9

    6:19 - 6:32 Jay knows the spooky month like skid and pump 😭🖐

  • @juilianzapata_
    @juilianzapata_ 3 года назад +60

    Thanks for putting a smile on my face everyday :)

    • @juilianzapata_
      @juilianzapata_ 3 года назад +4

      HE ACTUALLY HEARTED MY COMMENT- I'M TO HAPPY RN

    • @Encik-d1n
      @Encik-d1n Год назад

      @@juilianzapata_ NO WAY IM LATE BUT U KNOW SHOTO AND VOX?!

  • @bubbles5070
    @bubbles5070 3 года назад +26

    🤣In all my years I've never life not knowing things idk wtf I just watched but Jay I want more😂

  • @edits_r.us1
    @edits_r.us1 3 года назад +72

    Jay makes every game funny and fun to watch

  • @vianiverona2878
    @vianiverona2878 3 года назад +23

    Jay are always the best to watch ahahahahha the reaction that you gave always giggles me

  • @joannamaya684
    @joannamaya684 3 года назад +47

    Love how jay made a 50 year old sound hella old 😂🤣🤣

  • @mischief4789
    @mischief4789 3 года назад +11

    10:47 I like how jay is swiping left on the girls to get to the gorilla LMAO 💀💀

  • @imweird4548
    @imweird4548 3 года назад +41

    His gaming videos make me laugh all the time lmao💀😂

  • @strawberrysatan104
    @strawberrysatan104 3 года назад +10

    WHEN THE DAD TORE OFF HIS SHIRT AND STARTED BREAST FEEDING HIM I LOST IT 😭

  • @violetstar_pixie1334
    @violetstar_pixie1334 3 года назад +50

    Jay is gonna make this game way more fun then it already was like always

  • @Lifeishibs
    @Lifeishibs 3 года назад +30

    I love when you play these types of games those whack ass games

  • @amaragraham5112
    @amaragraham5112 2 года назад +8

    Jay: Age 21 rocks!
    Ad: Take off your shirt.
    11:59

  • @lame2729
    @lame2729 3 года назад +7

    1:55
    Dad: "Please, please don't do it. I'll do anything but please don't do it."
    Simp: Breaks toy anyways

  • @brooklynmcgill5489
    @brooklynmcgill5489 3 года назад +2

    Jay:I'm just gonna run in with my shoes and my shirt I'm a savage that's gang activity

  • @reinermazo9303
    @reinermazo9303 3 года назад +3

    Jay: Oh were gonna jump? ok let's jump and see what happened (Ads Plays)

  • @LishieMilkers
    @LishieMilkers 3 года назад +17

    this is heaven, jay has been posting so much it makes me happy because i like watching his videos while doing my school shit because he makes it more fun and makes my whole week less boring, thank you jay! you're that dude! (love from a fellow filipina

  • @PT-yb8po
    @PT-yb8po 3 года назад +12

    6:19 He says "It's spooky month", I say ESPOOKY MONTH!!!! FNF REFERENCE!!!

    • @Eat_Fetus
      @Eat_Fetus 3 года назад +3

      Ok you didnt have to ruin it with "FNF REFERENCE"

    • @smallyoutuber9355
      @smallyoutuber9355 3 года назад +4

      Nah SR PELO REFRENCE

  • @maridolmaac7502
    @maridolmaac7502 3 года назад +19

    Please play more I love this lol I want to see you get the different endings

  • @Japanesebat
    @Japanesebat 3 года назад +11

    Where did the recent video with the ASMR go? 🤨

  • @senpapichulojay8850
    @senpapichulojay8850 3 года назад +19

    Jay: *"It kinda reminds me of Ms Frizzle's wap, iT's cOld AnD sTiNky"*
    Me: *proceeds to laugh like a donkey*

    • @yourflyisopen
      @yourflyisopen 3 года назад +1

      Found you!

    • @senpapichulojay8850
      @senpapichulojay8850 3 года назад +1

      @@yourflyisopen 😳

    • @yourflyisopen
      @yourflyisopen 3 года назад +1

      @@senpapichulojay8850 I kinda worried if I didn't see your iconic profile picture. XD

    • @senpapichulojay8850
      @senpapichulojay8850 3 года назад +1

      @@yourflyisopen LMAOOOO 💀💀💀 You made my day baby 🥵🥵🥵

    • @Idk-fc4wc
      @Idk-fc4wc 3 года назад +2

      @@senpapichulojay8850 I love you so much.

  • @momoyaoyorozusgf7510
    @momoyaoyorozusgf7510 3 года назад +22

    jay you should play "Your Turn To Die". Its a game similar to danganronpa, except better. In my opinion the story is written better and the game itself seems more interactive. I think it's something you'd enjoy!

    • @struwuberry
      @struwuberry 3 года назад +1

      yess

    • @bb-yo7lq
      @bb-yo7lq 3 года назад

      Yeesss I agree 100% I had way more fun with it

  • @kucingsedihjojofan1428
    @kucingsedihjojofan1428 2 года назад +9

    1:07 I DIED 💀

  • @xxkyla_sabellagaxx8315
    @xxkyla_sabellagaxx8315 3 года назад +30

    The video was so funny i wouldn't stop laughing 😆✨

    • @srrainnz
      @srrainnz 3 года назад +1

      CONGRATS SISTAR FOR GETTING A HEART FROM THE BEST RUclipsRSSSS
      no

  • @beyondxdaxlimit2103
    @beyondxdaxlimit2103 3 года назад +4

    My Boi. My favorite psrt is when he says get ready and BUCKLE UP CAUSE HERE WE GO

  • @catsuroo
    @catsuroo 3 года назад +11

    yo the dad trying to breastfeed caught me off guard 💀😭

  • @tiredhuman63
    @tiredhuman63 3 года назад +2

    Bro omg I literally played this game yesterday and now jays playing… i might wanna play again it was kinda fun

  • @nattyy4416
    @nattyy4416 3 года назад +5

    "Oh we're inside the shark"
    I thought it was Godzilla 💀

  • @ricecube7375
    @ricecube7375 3 года назад +4

    When the Dad picked him up it reminded me of the family guy clip with Peter and Stewie

  • @albinopeach7493
    @albinopeach7493 3 года назад +12

    you always lighten up my day jay

  • @salonii6345
    @salonii6345 2 года назад +8

    1:19 did it...start off watery

  • @user-qz1wu5yk7b
    @user-qz1wu5yk7b 3 года назад +5

    Lmfao this title sounds like a "my story animated" title 💀

  • @user-hw5xb2ij8x
    @user-hw5xb2ij8x 3 года назад +5

    "who tf are you people, where are my friends" - Jay

  • @cairngormm
    @cairngormm 3 года назад +8

    0:51 its funny how the mom looks like she's looking at a disappointment LMAO
    And what the dad did at the next part is A FREAKING PLOT TWIST

  • @sinnr666
    @sinnr666 3 года назад +2

    12:44 THE WAY I WHEEZED AND CACKLED AT THE SAME TIME.

  • @kozumekenma4449
    @kozumekenma4449 3 года назад +9

    6:58 please don’t get an ad
    I GOT AN🤬

  • @emeraldcordova8539
    @emeraldcordova8539 3 года назад +1

    Dark Deception hast been Enhanced with new boss fights, better graphics, new storyline, and more difficulty. You should try it out Jay

  • @Departure-yz7ok
    @Departure-yz7ok 3 года назад +18

    *Tip for avoiding ads* while playing a game: JUST TURN OFF WIFI

  • @Jubbano
    @Jubbano Год назад +7

    12:41 The GASP LMFAO

  • @mashaexpert2138
    @mashaexpert2138 3 года назад +9

    2019: trying to survive and live a peaceful life
    2021: *marrying gorillas*

  • @StarlaLuminaire
    @StarlaLuminaire 3 года назад +3

    “Back in my day I dated the one and only gorilla glue 😏 I also got some of that gorilla glue. Now I know it’s edible”

  • @mariahmontalvo167
    @mariahmontalvo167 3 года назад +3

    “ how are you going to live a lifelife with no ankles”😭

  • @cinnameun
    @cinnameun 3 года назад +1

    Little heads up, if you turn the games wifi off in the settings it can’t give you adds 😎

  • @platniumsun
    @platniumsun 3 года назад +4

    the classic intro for Jay like always, jay
    you're THAT DUDE

  • @bahar3232
    @bahar3232 3 года назад +1

    Jay here is a tip: if you turn on airplane mode while playing this you won’t get any adds and you can play it normally , but the game has to be able to work without WiFi and fortunately this one can .

  • @r4zencd120
    @r4zencd120 3 года назад +7

    BRO WTH HAPPENED TO THE NEW VIDEO?

  • @madis0n_n400
    @madis0n_n400 7 месяцев назад +2

    13:24 the ad wtf 😭😭

  • @kayisok263
    @kayisok263 Год назад +5

    2:31 I was watching this while eating alone… I see how it is

  • @God_Nylu
    @God_Nylu 3 года назад

    On a serious note. I love it when jay plays persona or danganronpa. And I know there a longer series on the channel. But lets be honest every series he played been a BANGER!!!! HE DONT MISS

  • @kingcrimson293
    @kingcrimson293 3 года назад +4

    Always a good day when Jay posts

  • @kaidyer8761
    @kaidyer8761 3 года назад +2

    “You got fake ass hair” that quote made me almost choke on my water😂

  • @cat-qw9ji
    @cat-qw9ji 3 года назад +5

    WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ASMR HORROR VIDEO?

  • @hstripptew4832
    @hstripptew4832 3 года назад

    Hey Jay...My day has been absolute horse manure. You made my day and my night honestly and I fickin love you guy.
    Just saying thank you for being THAT DUDE😎

  • @k4te177
    @k4te177 3 года назад +32

    i love how jay just kept insulting the characters half the time.

  • @honeydewballshoney3585
    @honeydewballshoney3585 3 года назад +1

    When you wake up early and see jay post so u don’t brush ur teeth and just stay in bed watching 😩❤️

  • @Xdapple
    @Xdapple Год назад +3

    RIP Jay's dog, Sakura

  • @kamogelomaile
    @kamogelomaile 3 года назад +2

    Jay and all these uploads man!
    We see you dude! Thank you :)

  • @lelo_sagot
    @lelo_sagot 3 года назад +8

    When he said “😮” I lost it💀💀✋🏼

  • @lilackuki
    @lilackuki 3 года назад

    Won't make this long but Jays channel is the most prominent thing that helped me get better off depression, S/H clean for 2 months :)
    Love you man

  • @ManicMama.
    @ManicMama. Год назад +3

    I like how this isn't the first time I've seen someone marry a gorilla in this game lmao I think CallmeKevin did too😂

  • @lemornhiers3691
    @lemornhiers3691 3 года назад +3

    Imagine what the dad will say when the kid asks him what did I do when I was younger dad : I breastfeed you

  • @beckyisloca
    @beckyisloca 3 года назад +4

    What happened to jays reacting to scary ASMR video ?

    • @sarah.417
      @sarah.417 3 года назад

      I think it could be copyrighted

    • @beckyisloca
      @beckyisloca 3 года назад

      @@sarah.417 could of been... I mean he shouted out the channel. And even got me interested/introduced us to a new channel.
      Hopefully its not some nonsense like what happened last time with my story bull.

  • @nadene539
    @nadene539 3 года назад

    "i'll play more if you guys want-"
    *YES. PLEASE.*

  • @lonelyxkenshin1413
    @lonelyxkenshin1413 3 года назад +2

    Mobile games are haunting nowadays

  • @struwuberry
    @struwuberry 3 года назад +2

    5:21 that cut out ‘WHAT-‘ was so funny

  • @Royzzler205
    @Royzzler205 8 месяцев назад +3

    THE DAD I STILL LAUHH TIL THIW DQY

  • @Oooooh42552
    @Oooooh42552 3 года назад

    yes you played that game i am so hyped to watch this

  • @kukumelon2316
    @kukumelon2316 7 месяцев назад +5

    5:12 incredibles reference

  • @kikisoda7686
    @kikisoda7686 3 года назад +2

    I just played this game yesterday!! It was hilarious! I lost it at the jail shower scene.🤣🤣🤣

    • @najwahasan8028
      @najwahasan8028 2 года назад

      whats the name of the game fam/ also is it available on androide

    • @kikisoda7686
      @kikisoda7686 2 года назад

      @@najwahasan8028 It's '100 years - life simulator' and yes it's available on both android and ios.

  • @TGWT
    @TGWT 3 года назад +4

    13:25 well, thats unexpected.

    • @luver4u
      @luver4u 2 месяца назад

      I was looking for this 😭😭😭

  • @ChibiTheFloof
    @ChibiTheFloof 3 года назад +1

    6:58 that timing tho 😂😂😂

  • @sanriodoll00
    @sanriodoll00 3 года назад +9

    I hope jay realizes that he makes everyones day better ! hes rll that dude

  • @jessogrotes2
    @jessogrotes2 3 года назад +1

    “what if i inhale these chemicals, what if i turn into mutant mary jane?”
    now i miss the 60 SECONDS video :(

  • @sanayalakdawalla1200
    @sanayalakdawalla1200 3 года назад +3

    3:21
    "Oil-fired power plants have provided the bulk of this capacity, supported by a limited number of gas-fired plants, both of which run on expensive imported fuel - but, observers have pointed out, so will the coal plant, as Sri Lanka has no coal mining facilities." - Google, 2021

  • @OverthinkingIsMyHobby
    @OverthinkingIsMyHobby 3 года назад

    Omg the fact that i played this before jay did is a whole blessing

  • @cairngormm
    @cairngormm 3 года назад +13

    When the cleaning mini game doesn't let you clean everything:
    DISAPPOINTED

  • @yaerime
    @yaerime 3 года назад +1

    Jay:
    "Oh- Wait Do I see a Gorilla in the back?"
    Me: "NOT THE GORILLA"😃💀