MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS GET FREAKY IN BITLIFE | Bitlife (Hilarious Life Simulator)

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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

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  • @clown_moonie
    @clown_moonie 5 лет назад +793

    "I have no hope in me"
    -Jay 2019-2019
    Jay's laugh gets me all the time!!!

    • @mikumiku4634
      @mikumiku4634 5 лет назад +8

      Kpop Potato
      LmaFo he was dying over his girlfriend being broke I-

    • @clown_moonie
      @clown_moonie 5 лет назад +3

      @@mikumiku4634 I was like "That girlfriend is me when ever my parents talk about something with the amount of money I have"

    • @alexisnagy9438
      @alexisnagy9438 5 лет назад

      •Peppa Smokes• I know 😂😂

    • @madangel7895
      @madangel7895 5 лет назад +1

      Kpop Potato same lmao

    • @Tangerinines
      @Tangerinines 5 лет назад

      I saw you in another video with a top comment again wow ;-;

  • @ry0inr3d
    @ry0inr3d 5 лет назад +3773

    “You messaged your ex-girlfriend, Zelda, with a pic of your freshly waxed testicles. She wrote back ‘lmao’”
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @newandroid2673
      @newandroid2673 5 лет назад +150

      She wasn't the only one laughing her ass off, either XD

    • @chickensalad2802
      @chickensalad2802 5 лет назад +28

      Damn calm down

    • @crazylamofficial6628
      @crazylamofficial6628 5 лет назад +9

      Them fresh testicles fresh

    • @jetson366
      @jetson366 5 лет назад +18

      Well she ain’t gotta pluck the hairs one by one anymore

    • @kimcheex5
      @kimcheex5 5 лет назад +8

      Hate when that happens 🤣

  • @iilxnaii4607
    @iilxnaii4607 5 лет назад +5347

    *”I WANTED TO DATE A GIRL NAMED COBBLEDICK”*-*Jay 2019*

    • @tommyswinter4826
      @tommyswinter4826 4 года назад +80

      These are super annoying I hate to see these when I see this -someone 2020 ima head out

    • @aprilnkistler2288
      @aprilnkistler2288 4 года назад +50

      My name on bitlife was Sarah gobbledick.... WOWZ

    • @kimhongjoong5724
      @kimhongjoong5724 4 года назад +13

      ohkay..

    • @awesumsock
      @awesumsock 4 года назад +16

      i checked this and now its *666* likes

    • @gamerguy2554
      @gamerguy2554 4 года назад +10

      @@awesumsock Devils number.

  • @spookykroma467
    @spookykroma467 5 лет назад +5415

    *Jay is been laughing for the rest 1 minute of the video because of the word "BROKE"*

  • @Hanifa_A_YT
    @Hanifa_A_YT 5 лет назад +974

    Lol
    Jay to dog: I'm gonna spank him
    Literally not two seconds after
    Dog dies 😂 I just can't with this

  • @lasomething3228
    @lasomething3228 5 лет назад +1906

    Jay at 1:17 :ImMa SpAnK mAh DoG
    The next scene...
    Dog:-dies-
    Jay:NOOOOOOOO

  • @brooklynm1519
    @brooklynm1519 5 лет назад +1687

    You: Hey, can I have $1
    Girlfriend: I'm bRoKe!
    Edit: Omg thanks Jay!

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 5 лет назад +28

      thats how everyone is now adays

    • @pippajohnson9489
      @pippajohnson9489 5 лет назад +40

      I hate that! Asks partner for money. Sorry I'm broke? Gives them 10,00 dollars. Asks for money. Sorry I'm broke!🤔🤣

    • @brooklynm1519
      @brooklynm1519 5 лет назад +4

      Omg thanks Jay!!!

    • @osncw2846
      @osncw2846 5 лет назад +4

      pippa johnson ik

    • @redcorruption9922
      @redcorruption9922 5 лет назад +2

      Brooklyn M Brooklyn gang!!!

  • @catherinepalmigiano7994
    @catherinepalmigiano7994 5 лет назад +1590

    When u found out the Zelda was broke... that laugh tho😂

    • @addisonmckay8350
      @addisonmckay8350 4 года назад +12

      Yess I was thinking the exactly what I was thinking

    • @safi0998
      @safi0998 4 года назад +10

      I was laughing like that

    • @nav70921
      @nav70921 3 года назад +5

      He now has depression and anxiety

    • @altaccount393
      @altaccount393 3 года назад +7

      @@nav70921 he will never date Zelda now

    • @realdaughtertabitha1227
      @realdaughtertabitha1227 3 года назад +5

      Right when I read this comment the part of the vid where jay starts dating Zelda came up cause I’m scrolling through the comment while watching the vid

  • @xxholliexx9924
    @xxholliexx9924 5 лет назад +934

    *6:45**-**8:04*
    *My Mind: I Just F***ing Watched A Grown A Man Laugh Because Somebody Was Broke.. For More Than 1 Minute..*

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +4675

    I once got over 90,000 years in prison in bitlife...
    I was a horrible person...

  • @noodlebarr4930
    @noodlebarr4930 5 лет назад +692

    *tries to reconnect with abandoned daughter*
    *rejectes*
    jay: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    happiness: *from 26 % till 76 % *
    LOL i guess you were that happy in bitlife

  • @Geomaniac
    @Geomaniac 5 лет назад +517

    Concept of being broke: *exists*
    Jay: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @jamar3905
    @jamar3905 5 лет назад +685

    I tried to be a nice person in bitlife. Everything was going well until someone insulted my mother and I killed them and went to life in prison.

    • @loveablesimp
      @loveablesimp 5 лет назад +29

      Welp xD

    • @sodastream188
      @sodastream188 5 лет назад +29

      Lmao that went south fast😂

    • @icefallssnowstorms3224
      @icefallssnowstorms3224 5 лет назад +1

      JamarPlays that’s sad

    • @thatonecandor
      @thatonecandor 5 лет назад +26

      I assaulted a person for calling my fam member something and they died from their injuries
      *I DIDN'T EVEN GET CAUGHT.*

    • @flo-we9wu
      @flo-we9wu 5 лет назад +3

      I- LMAO

  • @meganr7630
    @meganr7630 5 лет назад +2097

    Waxed Testes Bucket-Sack is literally the best name I've ever heard.

  • @Rd-uy1pz
    @Rd-uy1pz 3 года назад +266

    “WAXED TESTES I LOVE YOU”
    Jays neighbors: ...should we, question... that?

  • @Daily_Pulse
    @Daily_Pulse 5 лет назад +484

    When jay started laughing like a maniac i died of laughter😂

    • @miah.iverson
      @miah.iverson 5 лет назад +3

      Slipz Gamer it’s was so annoying tho

    • @alexisnagy9438
      @alexisnagy9438 5 лет назад +16

      Miah Iverson no it was hilarious

    • @rerlocosplays3944
      @rerlocosplays3944 5 лет назад +8

      I wish to not burst your bubble... but your comment doesn't have a heart..?

    • @thisgal8821
      @thisgal8821 5 лет назад

      Sorry mate but it disappears after the edit..

    • @Daily_Pulse
      @Daily_Pulse 5 лет назад

      @@thisgal8821 AAAHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT

  • @brendanbzdel2770
    @brendanbzdel2770 5 лет назад +3767

    I still remember when jay was playing bit life and this happent...
    *tries to pickpocket a blind man*
    -The blind man saw you and ran away-

  • @kichibunn
    @kichibunn 5 лет назад +177

    “WAXED TESTES I LOVE YOUUUU!!”
    -Jay 2019

  • @ambermarie4369
    @ambermarie4369 5 лет назад +671

    “GAHHHH I WANTED TO DATE A GIRL NAMED COBBLEDICK” 😂😂😂

  • @cristyplayzz2537
    @cristyplayzz2537 5 лет назад +445

    Pause 7:03 lmao that could be a poem
    I am cured of anxiety
    I called Zelda dope
    I asked Zelda for money, but she said she is broke

  • @altercxtiontutorials5728
    @altercxtiontutorials5728 5 лет назад +129

    zelda: im broke..
    Tomato Jay: PFFFFTTHAHAHHAAHHAAHhahahahAHHAHAHA

  • @urushihara_
    @urushihara_ 5 лет назад +3399

    This is how long Jay laugh at the word "Broke".

    • @sevolkiss
      @sevolkiss 5 лет назад +42

      Pickled Peppers 82 what? Years? Minutes? Seconds?

    • @richiecantos7793
      @richiecantos7793 5 лет назад +37

      He laughed for 92 he laughed for 92 what the fuck?

    • @widgell4582
      @widgell4582 5 лет назад +5

      I was ur 100th like

    • @alexsucks2411
      @alexsucks2411 5 лет назад +9

      Katie Nyau *years*

    • @widgell4582
      @widgell4582 5 лет назад +1

      199 almost at 200 likes

  • @skrubby4054
    @skrubby4054 5 лет назад +152

    "Waxed Testes does not want to reconnect with you."
    One second later: "You are no longer suffering from depression."
    Me: I'm sorry what

  • @alexandergaray6088
    @alexandergaray6088 5 лет назад +147

    Jay: *Dying from laughter* ShE's BrOkE
    Me: Hahaha
    *15 mins later*
    Jay: *still dying from laughter* SHE IS BROKE couldent even give me one dollar

    • @biwuladythemimic1551
      @biwuladythemimic1551 3 года назад

      Timestamp please- i was busy and i missed the part-

    • @tilak1211
      @tilak1211 3 года назад +1

      @@biwuladythemimic1551 its 6:45

  • @layanzaher3603
    @layanzaher3603 5 лет назад +2219

    Jay:I’m gonna ask her for money
    Zelda:I’m broke
    Jay:*laughing*
    5mins later
    Jay:still laughing
    😂😂

    • @roderickhogan7837
      @roderickhogan7837 5 лет назад +21

      I was laughing for a minute and I was like all of the comments talking about no one laughing but something wrong with me if I am

    • @jaylenpompa2908
      @jaylenpompa2908 4 года назад +15

      And then turns in tomato🍅

    • @kpmiller9726
      @kpmiller9726 4 года назад +2

      *i was the 666th comment*

    • @Original.TrappinTrezz
      @Original.TrappinTrezz 4 года назад +2

      He laught for a minute and a half

    • @sakuraa_7o
      @sakuraa_7o 4 года назад +2

      Layan Zaher heck I was laughin too😂😂😂

  • @lonewolf6473
    @lonewolf6473 5 лет назад +101

    11:32
    I love how he add Phoenix Wright's"TAKE THAT" hahahaha!!

  • @spencermartinez6748
    @spencermartinez6748 5 лет назад +80

    Jay: this man can't get the girls!
    Jay when he gets a gf: u a maniac!
    Haha! 😂😂

  • @moonrules9751
    @moonrules9751 5 лет назад +322

    Bitlife: Zelda said she is broke
    Jay: Laughs at everything for 3 minutes straight

  • @dannyhuynh8809
    @dannyhuynh8809 5 лет назад +1417

    No one:
    Not even a single soul:
    Kubz Scouts: *Laughs for 5 minutes straight.*

    • @zephanstarry8587
      @zephanstarry8587 5 лет назад +27

      I thought it was the whole video lmao

    • @ava9485
      @ava9485 4 года назад +4

      His name is Jay btw just sayin and IKR

    • @pawslove5799
      @pawslove5799 4 года назад +4

      Jay the Tomato!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!

    • @gachallamagirl8500
      @gachallamagirl8500 4 года назад +2

      Aesτђeͥτiͣcͫ if your going to be rude, do it somewhere else. No one wants ur shitty attitude

    • @pawslove5799
      @pawslove5799 4 года назад +1

      @@ema9785 you shouldn't be rude she/he was just saying it's Jay and the person calling him Kubz Scouts (don't know the user name) probably didn't know or they did know just wanted to be funny or something

  • @themadartist4528
    @themadartist4528 3 года назад +26

    14:01 if you took everything he just said and wrote it down, and then took it out of this context it would be the weirdest and funniest thing ever written, this goes for a LOT of things he has said 😂

    • @Lyrix56
      @Lyrix56 Год назад +1

      I did that then gave it to my brother 😂

  • @randomphantomxd4734
    @randomphantomxd4734 5 лет назад +1867

    "Your father passed away at the age of 69"
    Me: :'(
    _Looks at the age he died_
    Me: *Nice*

    • @XenoTheTurtle
      @XenoTheTurtle 5 лет назад +70

      Well, he did die from hepatitis B...

    • @oliviahawkins1513
      @oliviahawkins1513 5 лет назад +17

      I wish Jay would play Sneak Thief again

    • @letsgotosleepjoker6552
      @letsgotosleepjoker6552 5 лет назад +24

      His son was born after the son's mom intentionally avoided birth control

    • @NotDanP1an
      @NotDanP1an 5 лет назад +6

      @@letsgotosleepjoker6552 She was also 29 when he died. A 20 year old and a 60 year old having one kid and then having another kid 3 years later seems VERY weird.

    • @Didithegoat
      @Didithegoat 5 лет назад +3

      *smack* Nice.

  • @claudiagonzalez1737
    @claudiagonzalez1737 5 лет назад +3913

    This is how many time Jay got rejected in bit life lol

  • @pamelamihelich5660
    @pamelamihelich5660 5 лет назад +114

    No one:
    Jay: *laughs ab gf being broke for 4 min*
    Me: *does the same

  • @artist._ace9793
    @artist._ace9793 5 лет назад +652

    Ahh I Rember that one time when Jay was like
    “IM GONNA PICKPOCKET A BLIND MAN”
    **The Blind Man sees you and ran away**
    Jay and All of us: WhAt!?

    • @tia._1213
      @tia._1213 5 лет назад +6

      SNIF SNIF I smell a content stealer

    • @artist._ace9793
      @artist._ace9793 5 лет назад

      TT_ Beasti13 What?

    • @tia._1213
      @tia._1213 5 лет назад +1

      Emi Kawaii I was playing sorry 😬😬

    • @randunker
      @randunker 5 лет назад +1

      That can only happen in this game

    • @mr.obvious1195
      @mr.obvious1195 5 лет назад +5

      Stolen comment alert stolen comment alert

  • @mimi5667
    @mimi5667 5 лет назад +307

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Kubz Scouts: sHE’s BrOkE 😂😂

    • @sidthejovian5105
      @sidthejovian5105 4 года назад +3

      It's really awkward and funny 😂😅

    • @KRIODONO
      @KRIODONO 3 года назад +1

      idk why I can't stop seeing "HE BOE"

  • @Domino_B3anz
    @Domino_B3anz 4 года назад +45

    Nobody:
    Nobody at all:
    Not even a ghost:
    Jay: 0:33 “Eyyy I gets freaky.”

  • @the.lovely.caittt
    @the.lovely.caittt 5 лет назад +604

    I missed the Bit Life videos! Keep up the great work Jay. Congrats on the baby. :))

  • @Solxtia
    @Solxtia 5 лет назад +736

    I kept having one night stands, I died the next day 😂

    • @siham111
      @siham111 5 лет назад +8

      i got lustful lmaoo

    • @saniyazeno9028
      @saniyazeno9028 5 лет назад +15

      You mean the next year

    • @creativeusername3650
      @creativeusername3650 5 лет назад +3

      Gawdaum

    • @notaseat5934
      @notaseat5934 5 лет назад +1

      Oop saniya gotchu

    • @caomore3153
      @caomore3153 5 лет назад +3

      Watch out for people with "craziness down below", but there's always a chance to get a disease or HIV

  • @everyone.loves.mee_
    @everyone.loves.mee_ 4 года назад +51

    Jay: *Sends EX a txxxt*
    Ex: lmao
    Jay: *dying of laughter*
    Me: Did she speak the truth?

  • @ry0inr3d
    @ry0inr3d 5 лет назад +248

    LMAO THE SYMBOL FOR ABANDONING YOUR BABY- JUST A SYMBOL FOR THROWING SOMETHING AWAY LMAOO

  • @brokencream5040
    @brokencream5040 5 лет назад +3754

    lmao I still remember:
    “Imma pickpocket..A BLIND MAN“
    The Blind Man saw you, and ran away!
    lmaoooo
    OML not even 3 hours and I got 893 likes lmaoo

  • @sealc4465
    @sealc4465 5 лет назад +61

    I've never heard a grown man laugh about waxed testes so wholesomely

  • @kaniyq
    @kaniyq 5 лет назад +1499

    Jay: *asks girlfriend for money*
    BitLife: *shes broke*
    Nobody:
    Not anyone in the world:
    Not even the dead people:
    Jay: BAGHAHHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAGAGAGHAHABAAHAHHA

    • @VeryMarv
      @VeryMarv 5 лет назад +15

      tru

    • @miah.iverson
      @miah.iverson 5 лет назад +7

      It was annoying of how much he was laughing. It wasn’t even funny...

    • @78niya
      @78niya 5 лет назад +50

      then get off his channel..? if it's not funny.

    • @miah.iverson
      @miah.iverson 5 лет назад +3

      sodapop! Nah I can do what I want. I’ll live it’s just annoying that he’s laughing for something that’s not funny

    • @kaniyq
      @kaniyq 5 лет назад +33

      sodapop! Ok now let’s calm down it’s nothing to get defensive about

  • @birdlover7875
    @birdlover7875 5 лет назад +490

    I love how Jay was full-on laughing for 20mins straight about someone saying they're broke... 😂😂😂

  • @lycanphobic
    @lycanphobic 4 года назад +29

    Jay 3 seconds ago:OkaY wHerEs ThE spAnk Option
    jay 3 seconds later: *dog dies* ArChIe nOOoOo I sTILL lOved yOu

  • @idkarl3364
    @idkarl3364 5 лет назад +848

    Anyone: Im Broke
    Jay: **Literally Wheezing**

  • @whazzurs6154
    @whazzurs6154 5 лет назад +327

    At first I was like *why is he so unlucky* but then I looked at his avatar and understood

    • @biancaperez957
      @biancaperez957 5 лет назад +4

      -eh
      I dont get it

    • @the.angelic
      @the.angelic 5 лет назад +10

      @@biancaperez957
      Me either.
      Was it because he had red hair and blue eyes?
      (I was looking a but too closely to know that he has blue eyes.)
      To be honest, if youre talking about because he had red hair, I think red hair is nice. Kinda reminds me of Ron Weasley.

    • @LilysCorner143
      @LilysCorner143 5 лет назад +12

      Red heads have terrible luckk

    • @veiniisand
      @veiniisand 5 лет назад +5

      Bianca Perez He’s a ginger

    • @gggbb9183
      @gggbb9183 5 лет назад +2

      Whazz Urs? 😂😂

  • @kimjangseason455
    @kimjangseason455 4 года назад +24

    7:36 She's broHoHoHoHoHoHokkkkkeee always gets me.

  • @melissacarpenter7932
    @melissacarpenter7932 5 лет назад +215

    I did a BitLife before where my ex wife WHO DIVORCED ME wouldn't leave me alone like then I died at the age of 34

  • @crimsonilla6550
    @crimsonilla6550 5 лет назад +633

    “Ima spank him”
    **One year later**
    “NOOO ARCHIEEEEEE” 😭

  • @masugeti
    @masugeti 4 года назад +38

    Jay's laugh is so contagious 😂💛

  • @deviilbby1259
    @deviilbby1259 5 лет назад +184

    "I think my big brother, Aurelio, is starting to become sexually active"
    Me and jay and everyone else:
    *hold up*

    • @milkweed6876
      @milkweed6876 5 лет назад +4

      *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
      either that or hes not the fastest man in the south 👊😔

    • @chu2thebeam472
      @chu2thebeam472 5 лет назад +2

      When I first saw that I thought it said *"I think my big brother, Aurelio is starting to become sexually attractive XD"*

  • @panigbrowardcollege
    @panigbrowardcollege 5 лет назад +82

    1:20 I got emotional since I’m watching this at like 12:00 AM and started talking to my Maltese about how much I love him and don’t want him to die.

    • @hscruda19
      @hscruda19 5 лет назад +2

      CherryRoses lol😂

    • @McFuffy
      @McFuffy 5 лет назад

      @CherryRoses Like same

    • @tanaka5564
      @tanaka5564 5 лет назад +1

      CherryRoses aww

  • @mewre6789
    @mewre6789 4 года назад +28

    "Brianna gray"
    Me: oh that's my name ..... Wtf that's my full name

  • @thunder9833
    @thunder9833 5 лет назад +520

    I once get stalked by my ex every year, get back with her, broke up, had another ex, killed her husband, got away with it
    Edit: THIS IS ON BITLIFE, NOT IN REAL LIFE

    • @sleepybb8781
      @sleepybb8781 5 лет назад +18

      what-
      I-

    • @silent_ember
      @silent_ember 5 лет назад +37

      Would you be comfortable saying that to a judge? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lucybufton7147
      @lucybufton7147 5 лет назад +18

      I'm guessing this was on bitlife

    • @thunder9833
      @thunder9833 5 лет назад +11

      @@lucybufton7147 Duh

    • @thunder9833
      @thunder9833 5 лет назад +9

      @@silent_ember Nah, I would pretend I can't talk and asked my lawyer to do it

  • @KrabbyPattySecretForumla
    @KrabbyPattySecretForumla 5 лет назад +166

    Link: *"ZELDA"*
    Zelda: *"LINK!"*
    Link: *"OH BOY ITS SMOOCHING TIME"*
    Zelda: *"AAAH-"*
    **Law and order**

  • @cooljuice8568
    @cooljuice8568 4 года назад +16

    Everytime Jay laughs I start laughing like his laugh is contagious brooo

  • @shasha0842
    @shasha0842 5 лет назад +31

    Jay continuously laughs at his girlfriend for being broke, while being broke himself.

  • @clown_moonie
    @clown_moonie 5 лет назад +46

    Bae gettin FREAKY DEAKY
    "Let me get a girlfriend and break up so that I can stalk her"
    A few moments later
    "Betty rejected me"

  • @memifierlord7358
    @memifierlord7358 5 лет назад +75

    Jay: Laughs at his gf on here being broke
    Also Jay: *is secretly broke irl*

  • @larkyy_
    @larkyy_ 5 лет назад +50

    6:46
    Jay's Laugh Is So Contagious😂 And He Laughed For Almost 3 Minutes Straight 😂💜

  • @mesmerizingx3551
    @mesmerizingx3551 5 лет назад +109

    Can we all agree that Jays baby is going to be 98% Jay and 2% Nini 😂

    • @lakeishablackington1175
      @lakeishablackington1175 5 лет назад +8

      Nini is pregnant

    • @endo3528
      @endo3528 5 лет назад +3

      @@remim3259 they are going to have one
      Nini is pregnant

    • @mesmerizingx3551
      @mesmerizingx3551 5 лет назад +3

      @@remim3259 They are having 1, it was announced on his Twitter.

    • @loveablesimp
      @loveablesimp 5 лет назад

      Yes 😂😂😂

    • @loveablesimp
      @loveablesimp 5 лет назад +2

      @@remim3259 There about to be parents..

  • @naomibeltran8191
    @naomibeltran8191 4 года назад +81

    I know this is old but here’s a challenge:
    Asian challenge
    1. Your smarts must be 75% or over
    2. You must be born in a asian country
    3. You can only date online, not when someone comes to you
    4. You can only marry when your 30 or over
    5. You must meditate every year
    6. Your career must be a doctor
    7. You must be a disappointment to your parents all the time below 18 years old ( if possible )
    8. You must gamble at least once
    9. You must study every year at least 3 times
    10. ( I don’t know if this is possible BUT ) if you get a pet cat or dog, you must eat it
    Please like so he can see it
    ( By the way you can restart your life as a baby in the activity if you don’t have over 75% or not born in a asian country and if your born with 50-74% smarts you can raise your smarts by studying or going to college )

  • @soniakoumpi3838
    @soniakoumpi3838 5 лет назад +45

    "I was conceived after my mother intentionally avoided taking her birth control" she did her husband hard😂😂

  • @cloudhhhh
    @cloudhhhh 5 лет назад +68

    My dude laughed at a girl who said she's broke for 3 minutes straight 👌👌👌

  • @flowa6007
    @flowa6007 5 лет назад +8

    Jay laughing....with the word *BROKE* 😂

  • @morrow5166
    @morrow5166 5 лет назад +75

    "Imma apply for this major"
    Five seconds later:
    *"AnD thEy RejEcTed mE bEcAuSe iM A dUmBsHiT TwT"*

    • @aba8104
      @aba8104 4 года назад

      I laughed so hard almost like jay

    • @i.c-0n188
      @i.c-0n188 3 года назад

      HwH

  • @vivianmonteverdi378
    @vivianmonteverdi378 5 лет назад +255

    He spent like 5 minutes laughing about Zelda being broke and I laughed with him
    OMG HE LIKED ME COMMENT FAN GIRL ALERT o my god I can’t believe it i removes the heart

    • @the.angelic
      @the.angelic 5 лет назад +43

      Oof, when he likes your comment and you edit it, the heart goes away. ;-;

    • @Sean-fz8if
      @Sean-fz8if 5 лет назад +22

      You removed the heart.. I'm dead lol

    • @imjared1970
      @imjared1970 5 лет назад +1

      Really where i don't see it 😂

    • @gggbb9183
      @gggbb9183 5 лет назад +2

      Somebody come get er shes taking all the liquor...

    • @sv3546
      @sv3546 5 лет назад +8

      Bruh moment

  • @riyannahsarmago1945
    @riyannahsarmago1945 2 года назад +8

    Jay is that kind of person that will laugh at a joke that everyone else finds unfunny but he is able to make them laugh cause of his laugh

  • @FriendlyCloaker
    @FriendlyCloaker 5 лет назад +37

    Jay: *laughs*
    "Everyone liked that"

  • @Super-Shafs
    @Super-Shafs 5 лет назад +72

    Please continue playing BitLife
    Don't think twice. Just do it

  • @janetboyerbasichs7158
    @janetboyerbasichs7158 2 года назад +3

    I have a challenge! It's like the Yandere Challenge, but in DogLife.
    1. Mate with who you want
    2. Always pick the most violent option when someone is against you
    3. Do everything in your power to earn as much respect as possible in your hierarchy
    4. That said, be reasonable! Ayano doesn't challenge Nemesis-chan, and so as Yanpup, don't attack anyone too much stronger than you.
    5. Once you encounter your Senpuppy, you must do your best to build up a relationship with him
    6. Stay with your Senpuppy at all costs
    7. When you have puppies with your Senpuppy you win
    8. Avoid the animal shelter at all costs. Ayano can't go to jail and Yanpup can't go to the animal shelter. If you end up in an animal shelter and Senpuppy is not there, you must reset.
    9. Always take Senpuppy's side in conflict
    10. Cooperate with vets unless they try to spay or euthanize you. YOU CANNOT ALLOW EITHER OF THOSE THINGS TO HAPPEN.
    11. If Senpuppy dies, you must do self-imposed not alive.
    That's all! Have fun! ...And remember, it won't be easy!

  • @mortuusdiebus
    @mortuusdiebus 5 лет назад +34

    Zelda: I’m broke
    Barry: Wh-
    Me: I’m broke
    Some little girl at the beach: :(

  • @suzette_1528
    @suzette_1528 5 лет назад +42

    Love your vids. You're the best
    Also congrats on the baby. You and Nini will be the best parents ever.

  • @Giana.mp3
    @Giana.mp3 4 года назад +9

    14:50 when u said uh oh got me dead 😂😂🤣💀

  • @alicia2619
    @alicia2619 5 лет назад +24

    You know what, don’t take-
    *_TAKE THAT!_*
    I nearly had a heart attack...

  • @chaezxn4957
    @chaezxn4957 5 лет назад +177

    7:42
    I HEARD YANDERE CHAN I THINK KUBZ SCOUTS-CHAN IS THE NEW YANDERE

  • @Vicioussnakeboy
    @Vicioussnakeboy Год назад +4

    Zelda Romo: Sorry I'm broke
    Jay: *laughing intensifies*

  • @nadiasp33dwag0n2
    @nadiasp33dwag0n2 5 лет назад +9

    I love how much he laughed after she said she was broke, like the fact that he was laughing so hard made me laugh

  • @anisam5509
    @anisam5509 5 лет назад +66

    9:45
    Me: dang I didn't know Jay was a wood pecker

  • @str4wb3rryz83
    @str4wb3rryz83 4 года назад +10

    Jay : *laughs for 2- 10 mins bc Zelda said shes broke*
    Me : *O-o*

  • @MadisonHarmon-cy4st
    @MadisonHarmon-cy4st 5 лет назад +36

    dang-
    Jay makes words sound so nice-
    “16 thou-wow”
    ~Jay 2019
    i’m gonna say that until the day i die, thank you Jay

    • @jcpearl241
      @jcpearl241 5 лет назад

      Awww lucky u Jay liked ur comment

  • @the.angelic
    @the.angelic 5 лет назад +101

    That moment when you click so fast on a Kubz Scouts notification that you think you broke your finger.

    • @crystal4187
      @crystal4187 5 лет назад +3

      Omg yes

    • @Fl1ght0f1carus
      @Fl1ght0f1carus 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 5 лет назад +6

      Plot twist:
      You did. Now go get that medical attention and fix it before it gets worse

    • @the.angelic
      @the.angelic 5 лет назад +4

      @@can0cringe
      *le gasp *

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 5 лет назад +3

      Katrina XD :
      HAROLD YOUR FINGER
      CALL 911

  • @emilymya06
    @emilymya06 4 года назад +18

    How many times jay laughed after she said she was broke
    ⬇️

  • @esmeraldabaca1090
    @esmeraldabaca1090 5 лет назад +16

    Gets diagnosed with depression
    Jay: wow that got heavy and i haven't even been 10 years old yet i haven't even gotten my first ball hairs yet😂😂😂

  • @dantoakn4778
    @dantoakn4778 5 лет назад +25

    *sees an abandon child option with an icon of a man throwing trash in a trash can**
    me: *yes*

  • @Mugetsu542
    @Mugetsu542 Год назад +5

    i was laughing so much when he just kept on getting rejected

  • @lexibander
    @lexibander 5 лет назад +34

    "I havent even gotten my first ball hair"

  • @isabellarose3524
    @isabellarose3524 5 лет назад +7

    Zelda: I’m broke
    Nobody:
    Jay:🍅

  • @Justarand0m_xxgirl
    @Justarand0m_xxgirl Год назад +4

    Jay:give me money Zelda
    Zelda:I'm broke as freak
    Jay:SHE HAS FREAKING MONEY🤣🤣🤣

  • @catherinecrook8917
    @catherinecrook8917 5 лет назад +84

    I saw on Twitter and it said that you were gonna be a dad... Is it true? I'm gonna cry 😭😭 I love youuu ❤❤❤

  • @luni9614
    @luni9614 5 лет назад +7

    Jay:laughs:
    (the next day)
    Jay::still laughing:
    (1000000000000 billion years)
    Jay:is still laughing in heaven

  • @Suzanneperez
    @Suzanneperez 3 года назад +8

    When his kid rejects him he no longer suffers from depression

  • @livv_laugh_luvv
    @livv_laugh_luvv 5 лет назад +174

    Bitlife:I think my brother is starting to become sexually active
    Jay: How do you know!
    Me: are you sure they wernt born in Alabama?

    • @kw4118
      @kw4118 5 лет назад +11

      Not funny

    • @birb_Mairead06
      @birb_Mairead06 5 лет назад +1

      3 minutes

    • @birb_Mairead06
      @birb_Mairead06 5 лет назад +8

      @@katladyklawson6840 Then ignore it. No point in including yourself if you don't like it.

    • @xxnekkochanxx9687
      @xxnekkochanxx9687 5 лет назад +5

      Omg these types of jokes are getting old and are making less sense😑

    • @Honey-wx1lc
      @Honey-wx1lc 5 лет назад +1

      When ur from Alabama-

  • @amykeen9830
    @amykeen9830 5 лет назад +10

    This is the funniest thing I've seen today: I can't not laugh when Jay keeps laughing XD
    Then the 'TAKE THAT' sound effect XD can't stop laughing

  • @lilquack5236
    @lilquack5236 5 лет назад +10

    IRL only Jay would be the one to name his daughter Waxed Testes!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @taylorl9424
    @taylorl9424 5 лет назад +60

    when he regrets abandoning his daughter
    Jay: Noooo i loved you!!
    also Jay: I hated you!!!

  • @mia7123
    @mia7123 5 лет назад +18

    Every time jay laughs I just die cos I love his laughs 😂😂🤣🤣🤣❤️x

  • @kaylaplaysthesims
    @kaylaplaysthesims 2 года назад +3

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Jay: *laughs for 50000 years over his girlfriend saying she’s broke*

  • @evie4127
    @evie4127 5 лет назад +6

    I like how he laughed straight from 6:44 to 8:01 just because his girlfriend is broke.
    The next time he does a try not to laugh vid, we all just need to mention this one time when his girlfriend was broke as fuck