Right when I read this comment the part of the vid where jay starts dating Zelda came up cause I’m scrolling through the comment while watching the vid
*tries to reconnect with abandoned daughter* *rejectes* jay: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happiness: *from 26 % till 76 % * LOL i guess you were that happy in bitlife
@@ema9785 you shouldn't be rude she/he was just saying it's Jay and the person calling him Kubz Scouts (don't know the user name) probably didn't know or they did know just wanted to be funny or something
14:01 if you took everything he just said and wrote it down, and then took it out of this context it would be the weirdest and funniest thing ever written, this goes for a LOT of things he has said 😂
@@letsgotosleepjoker6552 She was also 29 when he died. A 20 year old and a 60 year old having one kid and then having another kid 3 years later seems VERY weird.
Jay: *asks girlfriend for money* BitLife: *shes broke* Nobody: Not anyone in the world: Not even the dead people: Jay: BAGHAHHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAGAGAGHAHABAAHAHHA
@@biancaperez957 Me either. Was it because he had red hair and blue eyes? (I was looking a but too closely to know that he has blue eyes.) To be honest, if youre talking about because he had red hair, I think red hair is nice. Kinda reminds me of Ron Weasley.
I once get stalked by my ex every year, get back with her, broke up, had another ex, killed her husband, got away with it Edit: THIS IS ON BITLIFE, NOT IN REAL LIFE
I know this is old but here’s a challenge: Asian challenge 1. Your smarts must be 75% or over 2. You must be born in a asian country 3. You can only date online, not when someone comes to you 4. You can only marry when your 30 or over 5. You must meditate every year 6. Your career must be a doctor 7. You must be a disappointment to your parents all the time below 18 years old ( if possible ) 8. You must gamble at least once 9. You must study every year at least 3 times 10. ( I don’t know if this is possible BUT ) if you get a pet cat or dog, you must eat it Please like so he can see it ( By the way you can restart your life as a baby in the activity if you don’t have over 75% or not born in a asian country and if your born with 50-74% smarts you can raise your smarts by studying or going to college )
He spent like 5 minutes laughing about Zelda being broke and I laughed with him OMG HE LIKED ME COMMENT FAN GIRL ALERT o my god I can’t believe it i removes the heart
I have a challenge! It's like the Yandere Challenge, but in DogLife. 1. Mate with who you want 2. Always pick the most violent option when someone is against you 3. Do everything in your power to earn as much respect as possible in your hierarchy 4. That said, be reasonable! Ayano doesn't challenge Nemesis-chan, and so as Yanpup, don't attack anyone too much stronger than you. 5. Once you encounter your Senpuppy, you must do your best to build up a relationship with him 6. Stay with your Senpuppy at all costs 7. When you have puppies with your Senpuppy you win 8. Avoid the animal shelter at all costs. Ayano can't go to jail and Yanpup can't go to the animal shelter. If you end up in an animal shelter and Senpuppy is not there, you must reset. 9. Always take Senpuppy's side in conflict 10. Cooperate with vets unless they try to spay or euthanize you. YOU CANNOT ALLOW EITHER OF THOSE THINGS TO HAPPEN. 11. If Senpuppy dies, you must do self-imposed not alive. That's all! Have fun! ...And remember, it won't be easy!
I like how he laughed straight from 6:44 to 8:01 just because his girlfriend is broke. The next time he does a try not to laugh vid, we all just need to mention this one time when his girlfriend was broke as fuck
"I have no hope in me"
-Jay 2019-2019
Jay's laugh gets me all the time!!!
Kpop Potato
LmaFo he was dying over his girlfriend being broke I-
@@mikumiku4634 I was like "That girlfriend is me when ever my parents talk about something with the amount of money I have"
•Peppa Smokes• I know 😂😂
Kpop Potato same lmao
I saw you in another video with a top comment again wow ;-;
“You messaged your ex-girlfriend, Zelda, with a pic of your freshly waxed testicles. She wrote back ‘lmao’”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She wasn't the only one laughing her ass off, either XD
Damn calm down
Them fresh testicles fresh
Well she ain’t gotta pluck the hairs one by one anymore
Hate when that happens 🤣
*”I WANTED TO DATE A GIRL NAMED COBBLEDICK”*-*Jay 2019*
These are super annoying I hate to see these when I see this -someone 2020 ima head out
My name on bitlife was Sarah gobbledick.... WOWZ
ohkay..
i checked this and now its *666* likes
@@awesumsock Devils number.
*Jay is been laughing for the rest 1 minute of the video because of the word "BROKE"*
Lmao Ikr😂😂
Ik creepy
Ikr LMAO
I thought jay was dying
Sometimes I question his sanity honestly
Lol
Jay to dog: I'm gonna spank him
Literally not two seconds after
Dog dies 😂 I just can't with this
Hanifa Akther I died at that part
@@icefallssnowstorms3224 yup me too
That’s sad
Lol
Same
Jay at 1:17 :ImMa SpAnK mAh DoG
The next scene...
Dog:-dies-
Jay:NOOOOOOOO
He did do that tho
8:16
What, He hit him a lil to hard.
You: Hey, can I have $1
Girlfriend: I'm bRoKe!
Edit: Omg thanks Jay!
thats how everyone is now adays
I hate that! Asks partner for money. Sorry I'm broke? Gives them 10,00 dollars. Asks for money. Sorry I'm broke!🤔🤣
Omg thanks Jay!!!
pippa johnson ik
Brooklyn M Brooklyn gang!!!
When u found out the Zelda was broke... that laugh tho😂
Yess I was thinking the exactly what I was thinking
I was laughing like that
He now has depression and anxiety
@@nav70921 he will never date Zelda now
Right when I read this comment the part of the vid where jay starts dating Zelda came up cause I’m scrolling through the comment while watching the vid
*6:45**-**8:04*
*My Mind: I Just F***ing Watched A Grown A Man Laugh Because Somebody Was Broke.. For More Than 1 Minute..*
No way
Lol ikr
I died when he said “not even a couple dollars”
*wheeze*
@@lordbeerus6435 not even one dollar😂😂
I once got over 90,000 years in prison in bitlife...
I was a horrible person...
My highest was 1301 years
132100 years
Omg whatever happened man?
Ive seen people get millions
My highest is 130 million
*tries to reconnect with abandoned daughter*
*rejectes*
jay: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
happiness: *from 26 % till 76 % *
LOL i guess you were that happy in bitlife
M.C/Maitha GachaPlayz I subscribe to you bruuuuu
@@esthetic3521 me toooo
Lmao
This game is troll lmao
Concept of being broke: *exists*
Jay: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I tried to be a nice person in bitlife. Everything was going well until someone insulted my mother and I killed them and went to life in prison.
Welp xD
Lmao that went south fast😂
JamarPlays that’s sad
I assaulted a person for calling my fam member something and they died from their injuries
*I DIDN'T EVEN GET CAUGHT.*
I- LMAO
Waxed Testes Bucket-Sack is literally the best name I've ever heard.
Ikr xD
Ikr xD
Ikr xD
5x
xD
Ikr xD
“WAXED TESTES I LOVE YOU”
Jays neighbors: ...should we, question... that?
They probably hear a lot on a daily
@@rosefromtitanic2264lmao fr
When jay started laughing like a maniac i died of laughter😂
Slipz Gamer it’s was so annoying tho
Miah Iverson no it was hilarious
I wish to not burst your bubble... but your comment doesn't have a heart..?
Sorry mate but it disappears after the edit..
@@thisgal8821 AAAHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT
I still remember when jay was playing bit life and this happent...
*tries to pickpocket a blind man*
-The blind man saw you and ran away-
ItzTyler Here #4 that still gets me
ItzTyler Here #4 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same
I remember that!!
Sub To PewDiePie I love your name
“WAXED TESTES I LOVE YOUUUU!!”
-Jay 2019
XD
“GAHHHH I WANTED TO DATE A GIRL NAMED COBBLEDICK” 😂😂😂
🤣
My brother has a gf with the last name cobbledick 😂
(・∀・) I Giggled When I Saw The Word Cobbledick 😂
Pause 7:03 lmao that could be a poem
I am cured of anxiety
I called Zelda dope
I asked Zelda for money, but she said she is broke
Cristy Playzz253 Nah, it’s a rap
It’s a rap
I got one dark despare hope broke
@@graphicsolid rAp iS tEcHniCaLly a PoEm BrUv
So true lmao
zelda: im broke..
Tomato Jay: PFFFFTTHAHAHHAAHHAAHhahahahAHHAHAHA
This is how long Jay laugh at the word "Broke".
↓
Pickled Peppers 82 what? Years? Minutes? Seconds?
He laughed for 92 he laughed for 92 what the fuck?
I was ur 100th like
Katie Nyau *years*
199 almost at 200 likes
"Waxed Testes does not want to reconnect with you."
One second later: "You are no longer suffering from depression."
Me: I'm sorry what
Jay: *Dying from laughter* ShE's BrOkE
Me: Hahaha
*15 mins later*
Jay: *still dying from laughter* SHE IS BROKE couldent even give me one dollar
Timestamp please- i was busy and i missed the part-
@@biwuladythemimic1551 its 6:45
Jay:I’m gonna ask her for money
Zelda:I’m broke
Jay:*laughing*
5mins later
Jay:still laughing
😂😂
I was laughing for a minute and I was like all of the comments talking about no one laughing but something wrong with me if I am
And then turns in tomato🍅
*i was the 666th comment*
He laught for a minute and a half
Layan Zaher heck I was laughin too😂😂😂
11:32
I love how he add Phoenix Wright's"TAKE THAT" hahahaha!!
Jay: this man can't get the girls!
Jay when he gets a gf: u a maniac!
Haha! 😂😂
Bitlife: Zelda said she is broke
Jay: Laughs at everything for 3 minutes straight
Moon Rules ik 💀
Haha😅😂😂
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Kubz Scouts: *Laughs for 5 minutes straight.*
I thought it was the whole video lmao
His name is Jay btw just sayin and IKR
Jay the Tomato!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!
Aesτђeͥτiͣcͫ if your going to be rude, do it somewhere else. No one wants ur shitty attitude
@@ema9785 you shouldn't be rude she/he was just saying it's Jay and the person calling him Kubz Scouts (don't know the user name) probably didn't know or they did know just wanted to be funny or something
14:01 if you took everything he just said and wrote it down, and then took it out of this context it would be the weirdest and funniest thing ever written, this goes for a LOT of things he has said 😂
I did that then gave it to my brother 😂
"Your father passed away at the age of 69"
Me: :'(
_Looks at the age he died_
Me: *Nice*
Well, he did die from hepatitis B...
I wish Jay would play Sneak Thief again
His son was born after the son's mom intentionally avoided birth control
@@letsgotosleepjoker6552 She was also 29 when he died. A 20 year old and a 60 year old having one kid and then having another kid 3 years later seems VERY weird.
*smack* Nice.
This is how many time Jay got rejected in bit life lol
⬇
Abby Weaver ;-;
He has a girlfriend in real life
Rip jay
lol
3.8k times?! That's so sad oof
No one:
Jay: *laughs ab gf being broke for 4 min*
Me: *does the same
Facts👉
Ahh I Rember that one time when Jay was like
“IM GONNA PICKPOCKET A BLIND MAN”
**The Blind Man sees you and ran away**
Jay and All of us: WhAt!?
SNIF SNIF I smell a content stealer
TT_ Beasti13 What?
Emi Kawaii I was playing sorry 😬😬
That can only happen in this game
Stolen comment alert stolen comment alert
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Kubz Scouts: sHE’s BrOkE 😂😂
It's really awkward and funny 😂😅
idk why I can't stop seeing "HE BOE"
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Not even a ghost:
Jay: 0:33 “Eyyy I gets freaky.”
I missed the Bit Life videos! Keep up the great work Jay. Congrats on the baby. :))
..
Wait what?
Exactly yes 💕 He's gonna be such a good dad
@@ihatetaki6017 whats happening??!?!
Hello there I don’t understand
I kept having one night stands, I died the next day 😂
i got lustful lmaoo
You mean the next year
Gawdaum
Oop saniya gotchu
Watch out for people with "craziness down below", but there's always a chance to get a disease or HIV
Jay: *Sends EX a txxxt*
Ex: lmao
Jay: *dying of laughter*
Me: Did she speak the truth?
LMAO THE SYMBOL FOR ABANDONING YOUR BABY- JUST A SYMBOL FOR THROWING SOMETHING AWAY LMAOO
lmao I still remember:
“Imma pickpocket..A BLIND MAN“
The Blind Man saw you, and ran away!
lmaoooo
OML not even 3 hours and I got 893 likes lmaoo
That was epic gamer moment
The moment you knew your life was a lie Lol
I just watched that again yesterday
That happened to me 🤣😂
Lol that was funny
I've never heard a grown man laugh about waxed testes so wholesomely
Jay: *asks girlfriend for money*
BitLife: *shes broke*
Nobody:
Not anyone in the world:
Not even the dead people:
Jay: BAGHAHHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAGAGAGHAHABAAHAHHA
tru
It was annoying of how much he was laughing. It wasn’t even funny...
then get off his channel..? if it's not funny.
sodapop! Nah I can do what I want. I’ll live it’s just annoying that he’s laughing for something that’s not funny
sodapop! Ok now let’s calm down it’s nothing to get defensive about
I love how Jay was full-on laughing for 20mins straight about someone saying they're broke... 😂😂😂
Hmm..he’s laughing for 1 min now.
Jay 3 seconds ago:OkaY wHerEs ThE spAnk Option
jay 3 seconds later: *dog dies* ArChIe nOOoOo I sTILL lOved yOu
Anyone: Im Broke
Jay: **Literally Wheezing**
Deku my bb!
Asthma attack lol
Your pfp pic of Deku is making me wheeze and UwU
Who else watchs dream and sees the laugh in him and the tea kettle
400th Like!
At first I was like *why is he so unlucky* but then I looked at his avatar and understood
-eh
I dont get it
@@biancaperez957
Me either.
Was it because he had red hair and blue eyes?
(I was looking a but too closely to know that he has blue eyes.)
To be honest, if youre talking about because he had red hair, I think red hair is nice. Kinda reminds me of Ron Weasley.
Red heads have terrible luckk
Bianca Perez He’s a ginger
Whazz Urs? 😂😂
7:36 She's broHoHoHoHoHoHokkkkkeee always gets me.
I did a BitLife before where my ex wife WHO DIVORCED ME wouldn't leave me alone like then I died at the age of 34
She probably killed you
Wow I only ever made it to102
Viv’s biggest fan same!
Oof
“Ima spank him”
**One year later**
“NOOO ARCHIEEEEEE” 😭
@Cooki3s4ndCr3am lol to death
my family spank our dogs.
Jay's laugh is so contagious 😂💛
"I think my big brother, Aurelio, is starting to become sexually active"
Me and jay and everyone else:
*hold up*
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
either that or hes not the fastest man in the south 👊😔
When I first saw that I thought it said *"I think my big brother, Aurelio is starting to become sexually attractive XD"*
1:20 I got emotional since I’m watching this at like 12:00 AM and started talking to my Maltese about how much I love him and don’t want him to die.
CherryRoses lol😂
@CherryRoses Like same
CherryRoses aww
"Brianna gray"
Me: oh that's my name ..... Wtf that's my full name
I once get stalked by my ex every year, get back with her, broke up, had another ex, killed her husband, got away with it
Edit: THIS IS ON BITLIFE, NOT IN REAL LIFE
what-
I-
Would you be comfortable saying that to a judge? 🤣🤣🤣
I'm guessing this was on bitlife
@@lucybufton7147 Duh
@@silent_ember Nah, I would pretend I can't talk and asked my lawyer to do it
Link: *"ZELDA"*
Zelda: *"LINK!"*
Link: *"OH BOY ITS SMOOCHING TIME"*
Zelda: *"AAAH-"*
**Law and order**
XD
Everytime Jay laughs I start laughing like his laugh is contagious brooo
Jay continuously laughs at his girlfriend for being broke, while being broke himself.
Bae gettin FREAKY DEAKY
"Let me get a girlfriend and break up so that I can stalk her"
A few moments later
"Betty rejected me"
Jay: Laughs at his gf on here being broke
Also Jay: *is secretly broke irl*
6:46
Jay's Laugh Is So Contagious😂 And He Laughed For Almost 3 Minutes Straight 😂💜
Can we all agree that Jays baby is going to be 98% Jay and 2% Nini 😂
Nini is pregnant
@@remim3259 they are going to have one
Nini is pregnant
@@remim3259 They are having 1, it was announced on his Twitter.
Yes 😂😂😂
@@remim3259 There about to be parents..
I know this is old but here’s a challenge:
Asian challenge
1. Your smarts must be 75% or over
2. You must be born in a asian country
3. You can only date online, not when someone comes to you
4. You can only marry when your 30 or over
5. You must meditate every year
6. Your career must be a doctor
7. You must be a disappointment to your parents all the time below 18 years old ( if possible )
8. You must gamble at least once
9. You must study every year at least 3 times
10. ( I don’t know if this is possible BUT ) if you get a pet cat or dog, you must eat it
Please like so he can see it
( By the way you can restart your life as a baby in the activity if you don’t have over 75% or not born in a asian country and if your born with 50-74% smarts you can raise your smarts by studying or going to college )
Ken jeong much?
I liked.
"I was conceived after my mother intentionally avoided taking her birth control" she did her husband hard😂😂
My dude laughed at a girl who said she's broke for 3 minutes straight 👌👌👌
Jay laughing....with the word *BROKE* 😂
"Imma apply for this major"
Five seconds later:
*"AnD thEy RejEcTed mE bEcAuSe iM A dUmBsHiT TwT"*
I laughed so hard almost like jay
HwH
He spent like 5 minutes laughing about Zelda being broke and I laughed with him
OMG HE LIKED ME COMMENT FAN GIRL ALERT o my god I can’t believe it i removes the heart
Oof, when he likes your comment and you edit it, the heart goes away. ;-;
You removed the heart.. I'm dead lol
Really where i don't see it 😂
Somebody come get er shes taking all the liquor...
Bruh moment
Jay is that kind of person that will laugh at a joke that everyone else finds unfunny but he is able to make them laugh cause of his laugh
Jay: *laughs*
"Everyone liked that"
true dat XD
Please continue playing BitLife
Don't think twice. Just do it
I have a challenge! It's like the Yandere Challenge, but in DogLife.
1. Mate with who you want
2. Always pick the most violent option when someone is against you
3. Do everything in your power to earn as much respect as possible in your hierarchy
4. That said, be reasonable! Ayano doesn't challenge Nemesis-chan, and so as Yanpup, don't attack anyone too much stronger than you.
5. Once you encounter your Senpuppy, you must do your best to build up a relationship with him
6. Stay with your Senpuppy at all costs
7. When you have puppies with your Senpuppy you win
8. Avoid the animal shelter at all costs. Ayano can't go to jail and Yanpup can't go to the animal shelter. If you end up in an animal shelter and Senpuppy is not there, you must reset.
9. Always take Senpuppy's side in conflict
10. Cooperate with vets unless they try to spay or euthanize you. YOU CANNOT ALLOW EITHER OF THOSE THINGS TO HAPPEN.
11. If Senpuppy dies, you must do self-imposed not alive.
That's all! Have fun! ...And remember, it won't be easy!
Zelda: I’m broke
Barry: Wh-
Me: I’m broke
Some little girl at the beach: :(
Love your vids. You're the best
Also congrats on the baby. You and Nini will be the best parents ever.
14:50 when u said uh oh got me dead 😂😂🤣💀
You know what, don’t take-
*_TAKE THAT!_*
I nearly had a heart attack...
7:42
I HEARD YANDERE CHAN I THINK KUBZ SCOUTS-CHAN IS THE NEW YANDERE
OMG.....
shy animates IKR!?
oMG-
YOOOOOONGIEEEEEEE :D
Oppa stop
Zelda Romo: Sorry I'm broke
Jay: *laughing intensifies*
I love how much he laughed after she said she was broke, like the fact that he was laughing so hard made me laugh
9:45
Me: dang I didn't know Jay was a wood pecker
SISTER SHOOK IM SCREAMING🤣
Jay : *laughs for 2- 10 mins bc Zelda said shes broke*
Me : *O-o*
dang-
Jay makes words sound so nice-
“16 thou-wow”
~Jay 2019
i’m gonna say that until the day i die, thank you Jay
Awww lucky u Jay liked ur comment
That moment when you click so fast on a Kubz Scouts notification that you think you broke your finger.
Omg yes
Ikr
Plot twist:
You did. Now go get that medical attention and fix it before it gets worse
@@can0cringe
*le gasp *
Katrina XD :
HAROLD YOUR FINGER
CALL 911
How many times jay laughed after she said she was broke
⬇️
Gets diagnosed with depression
Jay: wow that got heavy and i haven't even been 10 years old yet i haven't even gotten my first ball hairs yet😂😂😂
*sees an abandon child option with an icon of a man throwing trash in a trash can**
me: *yes*
i was laughing so much when he just kept on getting rejected
"I havent even gotten my first ball hair"
Zelda: I’m broke
Nobody:
Jay:🍅
Jay:give me money Zelda
Zelda:I'm broke as freak
Jay:SHE HAS FREAKING MONEY🤣🤣🤣
I saw on Twitter and it said that you were gonna be a dad... Is it true? I'm gonna cry 😭😭 I love youuu ❤❤❤
It is!
Omg
Nini is pregnant :o ????
Night Pain
Yes! She is!
It is!
Jay:laughs:
(the next day)
Jay::still laughing:
(1000000000000 billion years)
Jay:is still laughing in heaven
When his kid rejects him he no longer suffers from depression
Bitlife:I think my brother is starting to become sexually active
Jay: How do you know!
Me: are you sure they wernt born in Alabama?
Not funny
3 minutes
@@katladyklawson6840 Then ignore it. No point in including yourself if you don't like it.
Omg these types of jokes are getting old and are making less sense😑
When ur from Alabama-
This is the funniest thing I've seen today: I can't not laugh when Jay keeps laughing XD
Then the 'TAKE THAT' sound effect XD can't stop laughing
IRL only Jay would be the one to name his daughter Waxed Testes!! 🤣🤣🤣
HeHe.
when he regrets abandoning his daughter
Jay: Noooo i loved you!!
also Jay: I hated you!!!
Every time jay laughs I just die cos I love his laughs 😂😂🤣🤣🤣❤️x
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
Jay: *laughs for 50000 years over his girlfriend saying she’s broke*
I like how he laughed straight from 6:44 to 8:01 just because his girlfriend is broke.
The next time he does a try not to laugh vid, we all just need to mention this one time when his girlfriend was broke as fuck