YANDERE SIMULATOR CHALLENGE IN BITLIFE | BitLife (Hilarious Life Simulator)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @meds411
    @meds411 5 лет назад +3446

    Dating app: Senpapi- cheats twice, is a gold digger, skydives instead of attending wife's funeral.
    Yan Chan: PERFECT!

  • @echo9529
    @echo9529 5 лет назад +4424

    Jay: This is the best life right now.
    Bitlife: Your son died. You have hay fever. Your mom died. You have been diagnosed with depression.

  • @7maggotpie
    @7maggotpie 4 года назад +5054

    “You are now dating Osana Najimi”
    *If you can’t beat em, join em.*

    • @user-pd4vw3lu7c
      @user-pd4vw3lu7c 3 года назад +114

      *if you can't get likes, cope yem;)*

    • @candyclound8856
      @candyclound8856 3 года назад +55

      @@user-pd4vw3lu7c That's a lot of damage =)))

    • @Janis68456
      @Janis68456 3 года назад +9

      @@user-pd4vw3lu7c Uh

    • @jettpack12
      @jettpack12 3 года назад +34

      @@user-pd4vw3lu7c if you can’t be nice, just be toxic

    • @elmolovesyou2320
      @elmolovesyou2320 3 года назад +33

      @@jettpack12 If you can't recognize the truth, just be ignorant.

  • @hai.budzie.292
    @hai.budzie.292 4 года назад +4193

    Imagine being named "Sukubi Dubidu"

  • @katiekksparks4643
    @katiekksparks4643 5 лет назад +6502

    RIP Senpapi Chulo Jr.

  • @laxana17
    @laxana17 5 лет назад +3786

    Yandere sim + bitlife = total mess
    + jay= one of the best frigin videos ever

    • @laxana17
      @laxana17 5 лет назад +16

      KittenCat 239 ye if u add jay in the equation

    • @sweetfairy8003
      @sweetfairy8003 5 лет назад +6

      your a total mess

    • @youwannakookie9099
      @youwannakookie9099 5 лет назад +2

      Ali Lana how does ‘u’ add jay ‘u’ doesn’t have hands are you just too lazy to type ‘you’ 🤨

    • @laxana17
      @laxana17 5 лет назад +3

      Sweet Fairy ye ik (T_T)

    • @squckyart6280
      @squckyart6280 5 лет назад +2

      YouWannaKookie ? And?

  • @CripsinRed
    @CripsinRed 5 лет назад +839

    Anyone notice Yan-Chan in the second take was a marriage counselor yet Senpai cheated on her 3 times

    • @xingyun584
      @xingyun584 5 лет назад +2

      Yep.

    • @unalunaazul7869
      @unalunaazul7869 5 лет назад +52

      My bitlife was a marriage counsellor but wasn’t married and hooked up with everyone lmao

    • @TitusRedwind
      @TitusRedwind 5 лет назад +7

      Ironic

    • @omerettu
      @omerettu 5 лет назад +13

      somehow reminds me of hera and zeus

    • @nabielw
      @nabielw 5 лет назад +5

      *Senpapi Chulo

  • @___-ec7fp
    @___-ec7fp 4 года назад +884

    “Dude I have bad luck all over the place”
    *Nagito has entered the chat*

    • @lisamorris6964
      @lisamorris6964 4 года назад +22

      H O P E

    • @___-ec7fp
      @___-ec7fp 4 года назад +20

      Lisa Morris
      G U N D A M T A N A K A

    • @adoniscook8611
      @adoniscook8611 3 года назад +10

      4:44 " i asked Megami Saikou on a date, she rejected me"

    • @lisamorris6964
      @lisamorris6964 3 года назад +2

      @Falling Apart oh he'll no

    • @sayarasa8961
      @sayarasa8961 3 года назад +8

      @@adoniscook8611 megami is like kirigiri

  • @diorbvyy
    @diorbvyy 5 лет назад +1307

    I actually have scoliosis and when I saw the scoliosis part I screamed laughing. Don't know why.

    • @kittykasey
      @kittykasey 5 лет назад +21

      me tooooo

    • @SPLDMLK-rg3mr
      @SPLDMLK-rg3mr 5 лет назад +21

      i have scoliosis too

    • @angelicahernandez6146
      @angelicahernandez6146 5 лет назад +13

      I just found out that I have scoliosis

    • @diorbvyy
      @diorbvyy 5 лет назад +38

      Now I don't feel as lonely, much love to all of you and I hope all of you are living your best lives and not letting it bring you down!

    • @teatime7371
      @teatime7371 5 лет назад +16

      I think I'm gonna get scoliosis at some point in my life if I keep sitting like this ) during school.

  • @psychosomaticstatic
    @psychosomaticstatic 5 лет назад +6075

    Ayano: **dates Osana**
    Ayano, *_Wait, that's illegal._*

    • @m0th._
      @m0th._ 5 лет назад +181

      YASS OSANA X AYANOOOOO FOR LIFEEEE

    • @germancheese2801
      @germancheese2801 5 лет назад +46

      @@m0th._ LOLZ

    • @kiwi554
      @kiwi554 5 лет назад +34

      @@rerease Spider addict

    • @Cry1ngM0d3
      @Cry1ngM0d3 5 лет назад +37

      @@rerease Oka Ruto

    • @rerease
      @rerease 5 лет назад +30

      @@Cry1ngM0d3 i guess you learned quickly

  • @yamiletulerio2567
    @yamiletulerio2567 5 лет назад +791

    Literally the only thing going through my Hispanic brain when Senpai showed up:
    "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Senpapi chulo!"

    • @laura-mv8wt
      @laura-mv8wt 5 лет назад +6

      Same sksks

    • @nimimiri
      @nimimiri 5 лет назад +3

      same sksksksksks

    • @tracymason1897
      @tracymason1897 5 лет назад

      Ew

    • @feliz5723
      @feliz5723 5 лет назад +3

      Yamilet Ulerio Same I’m from Guatemala

    • @Sleepyfairies
      @Sleepyfairies 5 лет назад +3

      Yamilet Ulerio I hate it whenever someone says “papi chulo” it reminds me of all the annoying kids I go to school with

  • @xloisx4603
    @xloisx4603 4 года назад +2194

    Midori: rejects her
    Ayano: wondering why
    Also Ayano: *has been killing her non-stop for 5 years*

    • @feeel2124
      @feeel2124 3 года назад +14

      yeah

    • @imjustsomebody6811
      @imjustsomebody6811 3 года назад +7

      True 😂

    • @duckgang9514
      @duckgang9514 3 года назад +4

      Lol true😂😂

    • @tarosenpai4211
      @tarosenpai4211 2 года назад +4

      why was Ayano trying to murder Midori from years!?

    • @YourAYou
      @YourAYou 2 года назад +12

      @@tarosenpai4211 jay likes killing midori GURINUUUUUUU

  • @bug8770
    @bug8770 5 лет назад +2231

    Jay: "my dad was 59 and he just had me what a sicko"
    Also Jay: *Is 68 and having babies with 20 year olds* (in 100 baby challenge)

    • @Maotaobao
      @Maotaobao 4 года назад +17

      Lmao

    • @gangstascott3759
      @gangstascott3759 3 года назад +32

      if only he was one year older than 68

    • @iiminders
      @iiminders 3 года назад +2

      @@gangstascott3759 …

    • @Awhmars
      @Awhmars 3 года назад +3

      @@iiminders i think he means so jays exactly 10 years older than the dad , Lol.

    • @elmolovesyou2320
      @elmolovesyou2320 3 года назад +6

      @@Awhmars no, he means 69.

  • @person3666
    @person3666 5 лет назад +804

    “KIDNEY STONE!”
    “WHY DO I STILL HAVE THESE DAMN STONES!!”
    I have absolutely no idea what that made me laugh

  • @yamaguchi6628
    @yamaguchi6628 5 лет назад +1540

    SENPAPI CHULO 😂😂😂
    EDIT: guys thank you for the likes so much

  • @randomidiot1393
    @randomidiot1393 4 года назад +392

    Father: *dead*
    Yan chan: WhErE iS SeNpAi

  • @louiseh3962
    @louiseh3962 5 лет назад +154

    _The Loner Challenge_
    ~You're very shy so don't hangout with anyone (Family, friends..etc)
    ~You never leave the house (No clubbing, gambling...etc)
    ~You always say no to guys/girls that ask you out AFTER 5 guys/girls ask you out. (Thanks for the suggestion)
    ~You can only ask people out
    THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF

    • @Kay_BehindTheVeil
      @Kay_BehindTheVeil 5 лет назад +12

      shield_ kween so my life in a nutshell?

    • @navin3604u
      @navin3604u 5 лет назад +6

      Very descriptive version of my life.

    • @huynhthi3534
      @huynhthi3534 5 лет назад +1

      No how about you cannot ask anyone out and only accept someone after 5-9 rejections

  • @BTS-fy9wj
    @BTS-fy9wj 5 лет назад +703

    *when this video prefectly describes your love life...*

  • @_avereee_
    @_avereee_ 5 лет назад +1127

    Jay: Y’know, we’re gonna let the magnet come to us. . . Whoever we’re attracting-
    *A few moments later*
    Jay: Okay, let’s find a hookup

  • @NoN-ji5wd
    @NoN-ji5wd 4 года назад +804

    "You're at your friend, Soma's house"
    "The food looks disgusting"
    YAN-CHAN RUN!

    • @WannaAstro
      @WannaAstro 3 года назад +15

      pfttt i can imagine the squid in peanut butter

    • @linklink3008
      @linklink3008 3 года назад

      What?

    • @chi1899
      @chi1899 3 года назад +21

      @@linklink3008 it's referencing the anime 'Food Wars'

    • @mysterymaam6178
      @mysterymaam6178 3 года назад

      Ay deku profile, haha ur name XD

    • @bambisbluebell
      @bambisbluebell 3 года назад +2

      Finally someone else got it 😂

  • @xokkuma
    @xokkuma 5 лет назад +374

    the 100 baby challenge
    This is kinda hard considering most bitlife characters die around the age of 100
    Disclaimer: If you get less than 100 babies in one life it’s fine because as I said this is kinda of hard. The minimum amount of kids you can have tho is 30. If you have less than 30 before you die you need to restart
    TIPS:
    1. Be a male. Males can reproduce until they die and females can only produce until about the age of 40
    2. Make sure all your stats are high so you can live longer. You can boost them by studying, going to the gym, watching documentaries, not getting into fights, and seeing a doctor often
    3. Start dating as soon as you turn 14 and have a good relationship with your girlfriend. If you have a bad relationship with your girlfriend break up with her
    4. Use the dating app to date people younger than you. Make sure you find someone who is young and has high craziness. Once your partner turns 40-45 break up with her because that’s when females stop producing
    5. Emigrate to a country where abortion is banned so your partner isn’t allowed to get an abortion
    6. Propose to her so that you have a high relationship bar with a higher chance of having kids. Don’t get married tho because you’re gonna have break up with her anyways when she gets old
    I hope I didn’t leave anything out. If you try this good luck !

    • @DazzlingPotatoes
      @DazzlingPotatoes 5 лет назад

      YEEEEEEEESSS

    • @regenx
      @regenx 5 лет назад +10

      Will it tell you which places don't allow abortion?
      Also, is it possible to get twins?

    • @exoticpretzels2835
      @exoticpretzels2835 5 лет назад +1

      this is pre good challenge

    • @aulias2
      @aulias2 5 лет назад +1

      I hope he'll do it

    • @darlingnight029
      @darlingnight029 5 лет назад

      GoldyLox already tried this its not that hard but ur right about one thing the crazy stats needs to be high
      Also fuunnn fact if their craziness is high u can have alot of 3p and i tried it also

  • @animeartzie7126
    @animeartzie7126 5 лет назад +5976

    I'll be honest, i hate senpai in bit life

  • @Krackerlack
    @Krackerlack 5 лет назад +419

    "You scratched his armpit"
    J E E Z U S C H R I S T

  • @inactiveaccount7304
    @inactiveaccount7304 3 года назад +78

    jay, scoliosis is a back problem where your spine is curved. i know this bc i have it. the only way to fully reverse it is to get surgery lol.

  • @equinoxanalyst2785
    @equinoxanalyst2785 5 лет назад +615

    BitLife logic for mine
    Punches Someone and Misses- *FOUR YEARS IN PRISON*
    Murders someone- *ONE YEAR IN PRISON*
    (This actually happened XD)

  • @Sako1996
    @Sako1996 5 лет назад +572

    Hitman challenge:
    1. You must not feel any feelings or remorse to anyone or anything (can't apologize, get into relationships or anything that goes)
    2. You must keep your body young and your mind sharp (go to the gym, meditate and go to the library)
    3. You must kill one person every 15 years (begins when you are 18) if you get caught you must escape jail or appeal your sentence. (cant serve your time, you must constantly try to get out of jail)
    4. Business comes first but if something personal in your life happens nothing else matters
    Good luck 47

    • @tinpot976
      @tinpot976 5 лет назад +17

      Good challenge, I really like how this sounds. However, Jay can simply choose to kill 2 people and not do anything after that. In my personal opinion, I believe raising the amount of people you need to kill would sound better. (Either that, or attempt a murder every 10 to 20 years or so after you hit the age of 18.)

    • @theunknowngamer01
      @theunknowngamer01 5 лет назад +4

      That would make a great challenge

    • @ratdil2152
      @ratdil2152 5 лет назад +3

      Jay should do this like right away

    • @Sako1996
      @Sako1996 5 лет назад +2

      @@tinpot976 Thank you man, really great advice.

    • @hashem6356
      @hashem6356 5 лет назад +5

      i agree, however you need to fix this because in the event of him escaping jail if you fail once you will have to wait a year before attempting again, so i advise fixing "(Can't serve your time)" to ("Constantly try to escape every year until successful"

  • @imalwaysheremydood8945
    @imalwaysheremydood8945 5 лет назад +1098

    “Natsuki Watanabe, my friend.”
    *”wHo?”*

  • @Mxngled
    @Mxngled 3 года назад +109

    “WHY AM I GETTING SO MUCH SHIT?”
    *Corona virus in the future:* ‘Allow me to introduce myself..’

  • @Roseyposey-hk2qu
    @Roseyposey-hk2qu 5 лет назад +453

    Money lover challenge:
    -Drop out of high school (or be expelled) at 14.
    -If you couldn't because your parents didn't let you either make a new life or don't go to university and get the job that pays the most apply for.
    -Try to get money from from your parents every year and live as long as you can.
    -Try to get at least $8-10 million
    I know you can do this because your THAT DUDE

    • @hijabiart8653
      @hijabiart8653 5 лет назад +4

      Rosey Poesy 836374637 please do this Jay

    • @alicia2619
      @alicia2619 5 лет назад +6

      Rosey Poesy 836374637 you can get expelled?

    • @Roseyposey-hk2qu
      @Roseyposey-hk2qu 5 лет назад +4

      Shay yes if you act violently during school for example if you assault your bully you can be expelled
      Note: Sometimes you won't be expelled or you won't have a bully

    • @alicia2619
      @alicia2619 5 лет назад +2

      Rosey Poesy 836374637 oh thanks.

    • @mel_any
      @mel_any 5 лет назад +3

      You're*

  • @teddychan5221
    @teddychan5221 5 лет назад +249

    Everyone who saw his post right away. YALL GOT FAST FINGERS 😂

    • @haileykai2556
      @haileykai2556 5 лет назад +7

      _in what way are the fingers fast?_

    • @emily-iv7hj
      @emily-iv7hj 5 лет назад +3

      KateDoesStuffYT oh god-

    • @juni7908
      @juni7908 5 лет назад +1

      Benefits of being a gay gal 😏

    • @xxgalexypandxx2834
      @xxgalexypandxx2834 5 лет назад

      I'm one of them

    • @piscesyapper
      @piscesyapper 5 лет назад +1

      My fast fingers come with an *advantage* 😏

  • @emile-5887
    @emile-5887 5 лет назад +406

    The 60 seconds Challenge
    1. Start the game as Ted or Dolores
    2. Make a custom character of the other one (Dolores or Ted depending on what you pick)
    3. Try to find your other half (Ted or Dolores)
    4. Have the first kid to be female and name her Mary Jane (if it's a boy.... Put him up for adoption because their first kid was Mary Jane)
    5. Have the second kid be a boy (Timmy! If it's a girl... Do the same for step 4)
    6. You can't divorce or break up with your other half if they cheat YOU FORGIVE!
    7. If they divorce/break up with you... Welp you're doomed!,

    • @acidicredwolf5724
      @acidicredwolf5724 5 лет назад

      I’m sorry but I don’t think jays doing 60 seconds anymore good challenge though.

    • @emile-5887
      @emile-5887 5 лет назад +4

      @@acidicredwolf5724 oh you must have not understand this! The challenge is on bitlife but called 60 seconds! 😂

    • @acidicredwolf5724
      @acidicredwolf5724 5 лет назад

      Oh sorry

    • @emile-5887
      @emile-5887 5 лет назад +2

      @Yur Gurl Ik but.... Dolores and Ted didn't had Senior James they had Mary Jane 😂😂

    • @cuwu3912
      @cuwu3912 4 года назад

      meh name is emily...

  • @J4Y-
    @J4Y- 4 года назад +70

    When yan Chan got scoliosis I said SCOLIOSIS CHAN

  • @alexananes9561
    @alexananes9561 5 лет назад +243

    The Walking dead challenge:
    1. Name your character Clementine
    2. Add in some walking dead characters
    3. When you start the game you are clementine, and your father is lee, even if he is not named Lee.
    4. You must always choose the choice that keeps you away from everyone that you interact with that is not named after a walking dead character because they are zombies, which includes your mother.
    5. When you get to the age you can murder people at, you must immediately kill Lee, because Clementine does so in the game, but you cannot go to prison because you would be trapped there and die if there were zombies.
    6. If you had a little brother or sister, that is AJ, and you must make sure that your relationship with them is good, so regularly check on them.
    7. If you had any other siblings disregard them.
    8. Make your sexuality bisexual because clementine can date either violet or Louis in the game.
    9. You must steal at least one car.
    10. You must drop out of school as soon as the game lets you because the apocalypse started, and school no longer exists.
    11. Try to do the right thing, because clementine is a peacemaker.
    12. When you are 16 go to "Community College", or at least request to, it's okay if you can't because Clementine ends up being kicked out anyway, because that is around the time clementine went to the school in the final season.
    13. You can't use advanced things like doctors, surgery, dating apps, planes, and anything else that isn't available in the walking dead, after the apocalypse starts.
    14. If you ever do get pregnant, you can't get an abortion because that's not available in the apocalypse, and you must name the child lee, regardless of the gender. But if you didn't have a younger sibling, name the child AJ. Also if you have more children, just name them after characters that died in the series.
    15. Your goal is to keep your family alive until the day you die, so if you lose your entire family before you die, you must restart. It is okay if some family members die, you just can't allow all of them to die.
    16. You have to live to at least the age of 90
    17. There are no rules with relationships, other than the fact that you can not date someone that is not named after a character, because as said before, you would be dating a walker.
    18. You can pickpocket to get money, which is helpful, because you need money to maintain things, but it should not be used to buy things, just to keep your family steady.
    19. And buckle the FUCK up
    20. Tell a friend that Jay from the Kubz scouts, IS THAT DUDE
    (Honestly Jay you are my idol, I started watching your videos when I was a little too young for your channel, but I was mesmerized nonetheless.)

    • @4EaredBun
      @4EaredBun 5 лет назад +10

      Holy moly guacamole that's a whooole lotta steps
      I'm way too lazy for *that*

    • @sopapopp
      @sopapopp 5 лет назад +2

      This is a really cool challenge

    • @alexananes9561
      @alexananes9561 5 лет назад +5

      @Isabelle Sanchez YES ME TOO CLEMENTINE BETTER NOT DIE

    • @alienlikestoyeetthings5240
      @alienlikestoyeetthings5240 5 лет назад +1

      Alexa Nanes this is a cool challenge I hope jay does it

    • @joker.sjm0
      @joker.sjm0 5 лет назад +2

      Alexa Nanes I started watching him when I was 9 yrs old and I’m bout to turn 11 dis February 🤪🤩

  • @babykatta4946
    @babykatta4946 5 лет назад +308

    rip Yan-chan at the start

  • @Sheena_101
    @Sheena_101 5 лет назад +148

    Love you jay ❤️

  • @diezgansaulespukes9893
    @diezgansaulespukes9893 4 года назад +122

    3:21,
    Basically, this summarises Onision with any girl he met that’s underage and flat out manipulated them.
    I guess he should take seat with Chris Hansen.

  • @sammeyers4962
    @sammeyers4962 5 лет назад +754

    🎶 Sakubi Dubidu
    where are you? 🎶
    Get it?
    Haha I’m so funny

  • @orangejuice722
    @orangejuice722 5 лет назад +223

    *Sukubi Dudubidu we're coming after you*
    *Gotta solve that mystery...*

    • @kiaraxox97
      @kiaraxox97 5 лет назад

      Help the Enkrypt the heck? 😂😂

  • @okaruto6557
    @okaruto6557 5 лет назад +2066

    **whispers** jay you’re a bozo

  • @koffiecake
    @koffiecake 4 года назад +62

    My favorite: yandere simulator
    My sisters favorite: bitlife
    OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

  • @hcm709
    @hcm709 5 лет назад +382

    "you are dating sukubi dubidu"
    "You are NOW dating Scooby dooby doo"

    • @Zuem0ra
      @Zuem0ra 4 года назад +5

      🦄🌸🌸Galaxy wolf girl gaming🦄🌸🌸 lol that is so funny 🤣🤣🤣😄

    • @wolfpacknight7930
      @wolfpacknight7930 4 года назад +6

      That's the joke

    • @Zuem0ra
      @Zuem0ra 4 года назад +1

      Really

    • @AlwaysTuesday
      @AlwaysTuesday 4 года назад +1

      I don't... I don't get it... What does this mean????

    • @deliveringm4il
      @deliveringm4il 4 года назад +5

      @@AlwaysTuesday well it's a name and sound's like Scooby dooby doob

  • @cherryvalence9186
    @cherryvalence9186 5 лет назад +781

    Look, this is my life being thrown to pieces.
    edit; *_When you change your username and profile picture._*

  • @celestiaquartzmoon_yt9208
    @celestiaquartzmoon_yt9208 5 лет назад +361

    The Angel Challenge or Be good challenge
    1. Make sure you spend time with your parents...
    2. Choose the least violent way...
    3. Always Forgive and Forget...
    4. If you go to jail you must reset...
    5. Find the least Crazy person...
    6. Earn enough money for your family...
    7. If you hava an illness make sure you go to the doctor right away...
    Good luck!

    • @brandonkiuby5048
      @brandonkiuby5048 5 лет назад +7

      The angle challenge

    • @jacobh3391
      @jacobh3391 5 лет назад +2

      Brandon Kiuby you mean angel?

    • @hijabiart8653
      @hijabiart8653 5 лет назад +2

      CelestiaQuartzMoon_ YT you can’t control your family’s health my dude

    • @baladewolu
      @baladewolu 5 лет назад +1

      ez

    • @izoraiza7169
      @izoraiza7169 5 лет назад +1

      So I can't get bitlife and I'm going to try this in instlife which is similar to bitlife... It may not have the same exact things... I'll try this at some point...

  • @47ratsinahoodie
    @47ratsinahoodie 3 года назад +53

    I can't get over Sukubi Dubidu and how Jay said it so stoically 😂

  • @picklub
    @picklub 5 лет назад +310

    9:41 _~Where are you,~_

  • @hayleyjmiina
    @hayleyjmiina 5 лет назад +407

    bro, the age of consent in Japan is 13. that’s why you’re seeing crazy age differences.

    • @usagisubliminals5657
      @usagisubliminals5657 5 лет назад +33

      there are weird age differences whichever country you play on :)

    • @uhno2490
      @uhno2490 5 лет назад +22

      usagi uh there aren’t usually that big of age differences though

    • @freddyfazaness6381
      @freddyfazaness6381 5 лет назад +2

      @@uhno2490 that's the age of consent in real life

    • @alelim.7326
      @alelim.7326 5 лет назад +10

      But when my character was in germany and I was 21, I met this kid who was 12 no joke

    • @kamiibo4384
      @kamiibo4384 5 лет назад +45

      Actually the age of consent in Japan is 13 but only if the other person is a minor around the age of 13 as well :// You still get arrested if you're a creep.

  • @MysticKitty336
    @MysticKitty336 5 лет назад +76

    Little Nightmares Challenge
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    S T A G E O N E (0-17):
    Six Stage:
    You need to try to explore different jobs, places, and try everything really. This is like when you start out in the game, you are trying to explore what kind of environment you are in until you realize you are in a ship. And you are not very fond with your mother so try to be neglect her and get into arguments. Also try to be violent people who gets in your way, represents you eating things like the rat or that poor anime near the end of the game... Rip Nome
    S T A G E T W O (18-29):
    Nome Stage:
    You need to stay away from people, even family because you are very scared and shy of other people. Don’t interact with people or even get a boyfriend/girlfriend. But if someone try’s to ask you out on a date, kinda like how Six would hug Nomes if she saw one, then accept his/her offer, despite the looks, smarts, money, or popularity. Try to run away from every situation if you get the option to or get the safest option in a bad situation.
    S T A G E T H R E E (30-41):
    Chef Stage:
    You need to always be killing/murdering people, just like when the chefs kill children or nomes so they become food. You need to try to get the chef job or a cooking job like a fast food, or working at a restaurant! And you need at least have a house so you can “cook” your meals (you can’t really -3-).
    S T A G E F O U R (42-55)
    Geisha Lady Stage:
    You always need to have a high beauty status, even if it means getting plastic surgery. (btw, you can) You love yourself more than anyone. But if you meet anyone/date who has a high beauty status, you need to assault them or commit murder if you can. Because it’s like her hating how Six is more beautiful than her. And she is getting old so try to keep her health in good range.
    Hopefully you can survive these challenges, Jay! But of course you will always pass these challenges, your a boss, and your *THAT DUDE!* Goodluck! You’re gonna need it!
    (>w

  • @hannawidegren1832
    @hannawidegren1832 Год назад +17

    When jay wasn’t guilty and when he said hallelujah it made me die of laughter

  • @daremochan3159
    @daremochan3159 5 лет назад +119

    Jay you can actually escape Prison in bit life just tap the prison button and it'll give you the option to either "escape prison" "start a riot" or "end life"

    • @darkkirby40
      @darkkirby40 5 лет назад +9

      He could have done that but the challenge specifically states you cannot go to jail.

    • @daremochan3159
      @daremochan3159 5 лет назад +3

      Kirito The Undertaler I know that but I’m saying it cause he DID went to jail and besides escaping jail seems like something yandere Chan would do

    • @darkkirby40
      @darkkirby40 5 лет назад +3

      LoL Nobody but what's the point of her escaping, her Senpai would already know so she would probably end her life there

    • @daremochan3159
      @daremochan3159 5 лет назад +1

      @@darkkirby40 why are you digging so deep into this? all i did was telling jay that he could escape jail if he doesn't already know, i never stated that he should escape in order to win the yandere sim challenge, and yes i know escaping jail isn't in the rules but i was just telling him that he could if he doesn't already know

    • @daremochan3159
      @daremochan3159 5 лет назад

      @@darkkirby40 sorry if it sounded rude

  • @thecursedpotato6561
    @thecursedpotato6561 5 лет назад +192

    "You must commit not alive"
    What is this roblox?

    • @mecobot7762
      @mecobot7762 5 лет назад +8

      mlp movie magic the word is #####

    • @st4tistic
      @st4tistic 5 лет назад +6

      *Go commit not feeling so good*

    • @_MasterOfDimensions
      @_MasterOfDimensions 5 лет назад +1

      @@corneliu8827 Nice lol but I rather commit Despa-CHEETO. ;P

    • @iliekcheesits4497
      @iliekcheesits4497 4 года назад +1

      imma commit *_OOF_*

  • @Jounathan1
    @Jounathan1 5 лет назад +69

    Sukubi Dubidu, where are you?
    We got some killing to do:)

  • @SyntaxAlex
    @SyntaxAlex 4 года назад +12

    When he kept getting bad luck with curing everything, and rejected I lost it this episode definitely made me laugh. Thanks Jay I needed it🤘🏼🎮

  • @ryanhutchinson4467
    @ryanhutchinson4467 5 лет назад +99

    9:40 His name sounds like Scooby-dooby-Doo! 🤣

    • @iwannagohome655
      @iwannagohome655 4 года назад +19

      Ryan Hutchinson that’s actually the point lol

    • @moonbinc5808
      @moonbinc5808 4 года назад +11

      That's the reference WATCH YANDERE SIMULATER \ PLAY IT TO FIND OUT

    • @ASingularStrawb3rry
      @ASingularStrawb3rry 4 года назад +8

      Sucubi is a person in yandere simulator

    • @KastryPastry
      @KastryPastry 4 года назад +8

      That is the POINT

    • @neyiaxx
      @neyiaxx 4 года назад +7

      look at the photography club

  • @matchie4251
    @matchie4251 5 лет назад +212

    The name “Senpapi chulo” had me WEAK 🤣😂

    • @alanadavis607
      @alanadavis607 4 года назад +1

      Love your face is 💯😍💯😍💯😍😍 it was good uyvv you have s in

    • @moonbinc5808
      @moonbinc5808 4 года назад +1

      Omg wtf why do u kids be watching yaoi

  • @abicarrot4267
    @abicarrot4267 5 лет назад +68

    When he said that there was no love for a 14 year old
    I felt that

    • @AJ-gx8mb
      @AJ-gx8mb 5 лет назад +5

      this is so sad, Alexa play Shane Dawson moaning for 3 minutes straight, I mean what.

    • @abicarrot4267
      @abicarrot4267 5 лет назад

      AJ Honestly

    • @AJ-gx8mb
      @AJ-gx8mb 5 лет назад

      @@abicarrot4267 I know, fam, im 15 and I got rejected about 4 times, I feel your pain.

    • @abicarrot4267
      @abicarrot4267 5 лет назад

      AJ im 14 and gotten rejected 3 times
      The pain still remains

    • @AJ-gx8mb
      @AJ-gx8mb 5 лет назад

      @@abicarrot4267 this will low key sound cliche asf, but you'll eventually find someone who truly likes you the same way you do, you're 14, you still got a long way to go.

  • @flaming.river.
    @flaming.river. 3 года назад +42

    "Midori Gurinu rejected you and called you skanky"
    Excuse me for a moment.
    *W H E E Z E*

    • @patrickfireman1000
      @patrickfireman1000 3 года назад +3

      Well he kills her in nearly episode of yandare simulator so i see why she said it😂😂

    • @BeBerrix
      @BeBerrix 2 года назад

      I couldn't stop laughing at that !

  • @poohsockh6375
    @poohsockh6375 5 лет назад +288

    Do the anime girl challenge!!!!!!!
    •no children
    •must dye hair 6 times in life
    •must be a a tsundere or dandere
    • only pet can be a cat (sailor moon cat stuff XD)
    • must a be a girl
    •looks be 60-80
    •pick mine -w-
    • must be born in Japan
    • have a senpai :3
    • pick mine
    • pick mine
    • this is like the 5th time I have commented this

    • @pold111
      @pold111 5 лет назад +6

      how do you even be a tsundere

    • @lovelylavender585
      @lovelylavender585 5 лет назад +5

      @@pold111 yea I'm confusion

    • @nonbureo
      @nonbureo 5 лет назад +11

      Legit none of that is possible in BitLife
      You can't become a dere
      You can't dye your hair
      You can't pick your looks
      You can't have a senpai
      What defaq does pick mine mean?
      Also is this really even a thing? Anime girls can be ugly as shit XD

    • @lovelylavender585
      @lovelylavender585 5 лет назад +6

      @@nonbureo lol exactly

    • @Calvin_Daniel
      @Calvin_Daniel 5 лет назад +12

      @@nonbureo u know bit life has update with u can dye yo hair and become a yandere

  • @yikestea
    @yikestea 5 лет назад +80

    60 Seconds Challenge!
    - Must play as Ted obviously
    - Must marry dolores
    - Must have kids named Mary jane and timmy, any more kids will be an automatic game over and you would have to restart the game
    - No job & no going out allowed as you are stuck in a bunker!
    - The only way you can earn money is by pick pocketing and stealing
    Hope you enjoy

  • @echoana
    @echoana 5 лет назад +99

    9:42 reminds me of ‘ Scooby Dooby Doo where are you...’

    • @nayomers
      @nayomers 5 лет назад +1

      Well duh

    • @violets_arent_blue3630
      @violets_arent_blue3630 5 лет назад

      He is based on scooby so

    • @alicexmes4111
      @alicexmes4111 5 лет назад +1

      Sukubi is also a character of ys...

    • @ayshhh_0
      @ayshhh_0 5 лет назад

      Actually he is in the photography club.🙆🏻💁🏻🙎🏻🗑📷📸📽🎥📀💿💽

  • @Keix2w
    @Keix2w 3 года назад +17

    Kidney stones form when your urine contains more crystal-forming substances - such as calcium, oxalate and uric acid - than the fluid in your urine can dilute. At the same time, your urine may lack substances that prevent crystals from sticking together, creating an ideal environment for kidney stones to form.

  • @prettycheep
    @prettycheep 5 лет назад +23

    I’ve got a challenge for you!
    Go to prison as soon as you are able and spend your sentence trying to escape. You also must have at least one successful prison riot before the escape. If you can’t manage both within three years, you have to reset and try again. Good luck Jay!

  • @amymorales8143
    @amymorales8143 5 лет назад +43

    Jay is the only one that could cheere you up when ur having a bad day -- love you Jay

  • @info-chan2049
    @info-chan2049 5 лет назад +56

    #16 trending on gaming! Yesssssssss you're that DUDE!

  • @remytherat4690
    @remytherat4690 4 года назад +8

    "SUKUBI DUBIDU"
    LMAOO THIS GUYS PARENTS WATCHES SCOOBY DOOBY DOO ALOT😂🤣

  • @ducktnt7690
    @ducktnt7690 5 лет назад +70

    15:24 one second later senpapi jr is dead XD

  • @vitorsantos-xu7gl
    @vitorsantos-xu7gl 5 лет назад +53

    Undertale Challenge
    Pacifist Route
    1. You must Start out as Frisk, You can be a male or female cuz i dont know frisk's gender.
    2. Must be nice to everyone you encounter
    3. If you are being bullied, Be a teacher pet and report your bully.
    4. Always spend time with your mom, Since she knows best for you(can be your dad or family)
    5. Since players are a kid in undertale, You must be single. No boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Or girlfriend.
    6. Be nice to everyone until you die. Just pretend you died in a mountain.
    Genocide route =)
    1. You must start out as Chara, Same as frisk you can be a male or female (also i kno they aint the one who causes genocide shushh)
    2. You must Assault anyone Or be mean to anyone who crosses your way
    3. If you're an adult, Kill someone or anyone.
    4. If you get in jail, Escape the jail as many times as possible
    5. Cops are like sans, If you get caught by them then you must stop escaping for one year
    6. If you die, Then pretend you died by Sans because hes the one who kicks your ass the most
    Hope you do the challenge! You're *THAT DUDE!*

  • @mlgmichael8265
    @mlgmichael8265 5 лет назад +232

    ANDROID BITLIFE LIKE IF U AGREE
    EDIT: OMG BITLIFE MIGHT COME TO ANDROID ON SUNDAY TOMORROW

  • @crimcrim1987
    @crimcrim1987 4 года назад +12

    5:26 "We are not gonna do anything to this guy's Koki" Shit I laughed

  • @j4n456
    @j4n456 5 лет назад +31

    I have a challenge! :
    Make your character and play as yourself in bitlife. Then make Nini's character as a custom character, and try to end up with her. For your life, just do whatever you would do.

    • @purplebokso
      @purplebokso Год назад +1

      Basically just play the game with destined partner..

  • @cheeseclover
    @cheeseclover 5 лет назад +109

    my murders are always successful when i commit a drive-by lolol

    • @etdrwho8328
      @etdrwho8328 5 лет назад +5

      I did a drive by and it failed. :C

    • @el8848
      @el8848 5 лет назад +2

      spOwOky ・ same

    • @hijabiart8653
      @hijabiart8653 5 лет назад +2

      I’ve only had 3 successful murders

    • @desirekane5977
      @desirekane5977 5 лет назад

      How is that good **calls 911**

  • @whydoweexist9841
    @whydoweexist9841 5 лет назад +31

    iM wHEeZING AT THESE NAMES AND YOUR RESPONSES TO EVENTS

  • @jetblack-0
    @jetblack-0 4 года назад +10

    wait
    so you're telling me
    senpapi went _skydiving_ instead of attending his wife's funeral?
    HE'S THE WORST HUSBAND YOU COULD EVER WISH FOR DAMN--

  • @doradarazibeic418
    @doradarazibeic418 5 лет назад +32

    Jay do the youtubers challenge rules :
    1 you have to drop out of school
    2 you have to find a job
    3 and get married to someone rich
    4 you have to be kind to your wife and parents NOT to your child or siblings
    5 you have to ask your parents for money and send time with them
    6 you have to have 4 girlfriend and have children with them the 5 girlfriend you will marry
    7 you have to be 18 when your first child is born
    I hope you like it 😊

    • @vurbihateu1626
      @vurbihateu1626 5 лет назад +2

      You cant have 4 girlfriends
      When i had 1 girl friend and i wanted another then The 1 girlfriend broke up with me and well..

    • @socnfusing
      @socnfusing 5 лет назад

      Fedr Vlog you cant have more than 1 girlfriend

  • @user-op4rr1ux5o
    @user-op4rr1ux5o 5 лет назад +62

    AMAZING

  • @JaySmith-zv7ts
    @JaySmith-zv7ts 5 лет назад +57

    I’ve got a challenge for you my boi
    The numbers challenge:
    -You must choose the options given to you using a random number generator depending on the amount of choices: this goes for everything including character creation, love, crime, casinos, family, school, etc.
    -You have to live to or past whatever age you get on a number generator between 10-110 (yes it is possible to live that long: there’s an achievement for it)
    -The numbers include menus. If you want to do an activity, get a job, go to college, etc generate the number and move down the list. If you land on something invalid, try again.
    -Try not to lose track!
    👌

  • @ventitheneutral9482
    @ventitheneutral9482 3 года назад +5

    “ I can’t have a senpai with kidney stones”
    And “ how am I having so many sh*ts”
    Made me laugh 😂

  • @aracegomez4248
    @aracegomez4248 5 лет назад +30

    JAY!! THERE'S FINALLY RAIN IN YANDERE SIMULATOR!!!

  • @jesstwt3923
    @jesstwt3923 5 лет назад +29

    9:04 i swear i couldnt stop laughing xDDD 😂😂😂

  • @galaxybananadrawscringe671
    @galaxybananadrawscringe671 5 лет назад +197

    I personally think electrocution is the best killing method.

  • @xxpuppy_sparklesxx4588
    @xxpuppy_sparklesxx4588 4 года назад +20

    5:06 Jay: cure my sh*t
    Me:ok that sounded really messed up.

  • @JustMikeyyy
    @JustMikeyyy 5 лет назад +130

    In Japan the age of consent is 13, weird thinking about that in an American perspective

    • @helenaww
      @helenaww 5 лет назад +11

      still illegal to date minors

    • @sofia7294
      @sofia7294 5 лет назад +22

      JustMike isn’t that for minors to consent to with other minors?

    • @Snow-xd4rv
      @Snow-xd4rv 5 лет назад +1

      helena+ It’s not in Japan

    • @VintageRose_05
      @VintageRose_05 5 лет назад

      @@Snow-xd4rv it is a minor in japan is a under 13 yo person

    • @Snow-xd4rv
      @Snow-xd4rv 5 лет назад

      Torappu Miro+ I got confused with his comment, I thought he was trying to say that even though the age of consent is 13, they’re still a minor

  • @vagaming1460
    @vagaming1460 5 лет назад +28

    5:09 when thanos already snapped and acctually destroyed all avengers

  • @thatunknownkpoplover8610
    @thatunknownkpoplover8610 5 лет назад +91

    Love you jay!

  • @kanye_east69
    @kanye_east69 4 года назад +10

    9:51 Scooby dooby doo😂🤣

  • @PawsUpMiguel
    @PawsUpMiguel 5 лет назад +19

    7:07
    I guess Midori doesn't like a getting murder a lot if she dating a yandere. But that's crazy of whats she called you.

  • @madelynmullins2978
    @madelynmullins2978 5 лет назад +17

    I just started and I know this is going to be a masterpiece

  • @professortortilla
    @professortortilla 5 лет назад +69

    *”YOU ARE MY SENPAPI CHULO!”*
    Literally me: Senpai and papi or... Am I missing something?

  • @macmac3678
    @macmac3678 11 месяцев назад +2

    9:40 bro this is golden i cant breathe

  • @elacticvixia6386
    @elacticvixia6386 5 лет назад +36

    When I saw the name Senpapi Chulo I knew you was going to be REJECTED

  • @Ya_boi_thorn
    @Ya_boi_thorn 5 лет назад +63

    This is the challenge of greed:
    You must ask as everyone for money if they don't give you money kill them by strangulation you must do this every year and you can't have a job you must ALWAYS choose the cheapest option

  • @minniecracker
    @minniecracker 5 лет назад +5

    Doki Doki Challenge!
    0-30 Sayori
    You have to be depressed when you dont have anyone. When you have a boyfriend. Raise your happiness all the way. If you have a boyfriend you cannot marry him. If you have a boyfriend. You choose any nice option/The more good option. If you don't have a boyfriend, choose the saddest choice/not that bad but kind of bad choice
    31-46 Natsuki
    Choose every mean option (Not assaulting.) If you get in an argument with someone, keep on fighting with them. If you have a boyfriend. Don't marry him. If you have a boyfriend. Be sweet at all time. If you don't, be the rudest you can.
    47-62 Yuri
    Choose the second baddest option. Don't assault. If you have a boyfriend. Be the rudest still. Boyfriend or not. You have to choose the rudest part.
    64-Death Monika
    The first you do is marry him if you can. After you do that. If you get cheated on. Delete him. (Kill him) If anyone is not on your side. Delete them. Monika will do anything for your love. Even if it means waiting in jail for more then fifty years.
    (Btw your that dude!)

  • @nyeongs
    @nyeongs 3 года назад +8

    9:46 IS HILARIOUS

  • @wmelonjsjs5799
    @wmelonjsjs5799 5 лет назад +55

    When ur so early u don’t know what to comment

  • @soundtheartist9212
    @soundtheartist9212 5 лет назад +20

    *Let's do the Midori Challenge where you act as annoying as possible and are obsessed with technology.*
    wOAh tEchNoLOgY

  • @fadedjade8708
    @fadedjade8708 5 лет назад +8

    7:05 was probably the best moment of Yandere simulator comebacks.😂😆😆

  • @thatcanadiangoose8362
    @thatcanadiangoose8362 4 года назад +6

    Jay: Sukubi Dubidu
    What I heard: Scooby Dooby Doo

  • @mikerogers2993
    @mikerogers2993 5 лет назад +17

    13:40
    ME!
    I ask myself that EVERY DAY!

  • @bentobaby3016
    @bentobaby3016 5 лет назад +27

    Im Yan Chan, and i have *scoliosis.*

  • @mari454
    @mari454 5 лет назад +35

    Why is bitlife only for IOS 🤒
    Btw loved the video jay, I love these bitlife videos! 💓😊

    • @wifidown_panic
      @wifidown_panic 5 лет назад +1

      If you want something to play until they do (if they do)make it for android, you can play instalife. It doesn't have as much, but it's similar

    • @yujian3745
      @yujian3745 5 лет назад

      @Taesbad Bihh They had a beta but it's close now

  • @xx_ratfucker321_xx2
    @xx_ratfucker321_xx2 4 года назад +11

    Me: sees a friend named natsuki when he tries to kill someone
    Also me: I love ddlc
    Me again: DONT DO IT YOU HORRIBLE CHILD