_The Loner Challenge_ ~You're very shy so don't hangout with anyone (Family, friends..etc) ~You never leave the house (No clubbing, gambling...etc) ~You always say no to guys/girls that ask you out AFTER 5 guys/girls ask you out. (Thanks for the suggestion) ~You can only ask people out THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF
the 100 baby challenge This is kinda hard considering most bitlife characters die around the age of 100 Disclaimer: If you get less than 100 babies in one life it’s fine because as I said this is kinda of hard. The minimum amount of kids you can have tho is 30. If you have less than 30 before you die you need to restart TIPS: 1. Be a male. Males can reproduce until they die and females can only produce until about the age of 40 2. Make sure all your stats are high so you can live longer. You can boost them by studying, going to the gym, watching documentaries, not getting into fights, and seeing a doctor often 3. Start dating as soon as you turn 14 and have a good relationship with your girlfriend. If you have a bad relationship with your girlfriend break up with her 4. Use the dating app to date people younger than you. Make sure you find someone who is young and has high craziness. Once your partner turns 40-45 break up with her because that’s when females stop producing 5. Emigrate to a country where abortion is banned so your partner isn’t allowed to get an abortion 6. Propose to her so that you have a high relationship bar with a higher chance of having kids. Don’t get married tho because you’re gonna have break up with her anyways when she gets old I hope I didn’t leave anything out. If you try this good luck !
GoldyLox already tried this its not that hard but ur right about one thing the crazy stats needs to be high Also fuunnn fact if their craziness is high u can have alot of 3p and i tried it also
Hitman challenge: 1. You must not feel any feelings or remorse to anyone or anything (can't apologize, get into relationships or anything that goes) 2. You must keep your body young and your mind sharp (go to the gym, meditate and go to the library) 3. You must kill one person every 15 years (begins when you are 18) if you get caught you must escape jail or appeal your sentence. (cant serve your time, you must constantly try to get out of jail) 4. Business comes first but if something personal in your life happens nothing else matters Good luck 47
Good challenge, I really like how this sounds. However, Jay can simply choose to kill 2 people and not do anything after that. In my personal opinion, I believe raising the amount of people you need to kill would sound better. (Either that, or attempt a murder every 10 to 20 years or so after you hit the age of 18.)
i agree, however you need to fix this because in the event of him escaping jail if you fail once you will have to wait a year before attempting again, so i advise fixing "(Can't serve your time)" to ("Constantly try to escape every year until successful"
Money lover challenge: -Drop out of high school (or be expelled) at 14. -If you couldn't because your parents didn't let you either make a new life or don't go to university and get the job that pays the most apply for. -Try to get money from from your parents every year and live as long as you can. -Try to get at least $8-10 million I know you can do this because your THAT DUDE
Shay yes if you act violently during school for example if you assault your bully you can be expelled Note: Sometimes you won't be expelled or you won't have a bully
The 60 seconds Challenge 1. Start the game as Ted or Dolores 2. Make a custom character of the other one (Dolores or Ted depending on what you pick) 3. Try to find your other half (Ted or Dolores) 4. Have the first kid to be female and name her Mary Jane (if it's a boy.... Put him up for adoption because their first kid was Mary Jane) 5. Have the second kid be a boy (Timmy! If it's a girl... Do the same for step 4) 6. You can't divorce or break up with your other half if they cheat YOU FORGIVE! 7. If they divorce/break up with you... Welp you're doomed!,
The Walking dead challenge: 1. Name your character Clementine 2. Add in some walking dead characters 3. When you start the game you are clementine, and your father is lee, even if he is not named Lee. 4. You must always choose the choice that keeps you away from everyone that you interact with that is not named after a walking dead character because they are zombies, which includes your mother. 5. When you get to the age you can murder people at, you must immediately kill Lee, because Clementine does so in the game, but you cannot go to prison because you would be trapped there and die if there were zombies. 6. If you had a little brother or sister, that is AJ, and you must make sure that your relationship with them is good, so regularly check on them. 7. If you had any other siblings disregard them. 8. Make your sexuality bisexual because clementine can date either violet or Louis in the game. 9. You must steal at least one car. 10. You must drop out of school as soon as the game lets you because the apocalypse started, and school no longer exists. 11. Try to do the right thing, because clementine is a peacemaker. 12. When you are 16 go to "Community College", or at least request to, it's okay if you can't because Clementine ends up being kicked out anyway, because that is around the time clementine went to the school in the final season. 13. You can't use advanced things like doctors, surgery, dating apps, planes, and anything else that isn't available in the walking dead, after the apocalypse starts. 14. If you ever do get pregnant, you can't get an abortion because that's not available in the apocalypse, and you must name the child lee, regardless of the gender. But if you didn't have a younger sibling, name the child AJ. Also if you have more children, just name them after characters that died in the series. 15. Your goal is to keep your family alive until the day you die, so if you lose your entire family before you die, you must restart. It is okay if some family members die, you just can't allow all of them to die. 16. You have to live to at least the age of 90 17. There are no rules with relationships, other than the fact that you can not date someone that is not named after a character, because as said before, you would be dating a walker. 18. You can pickpocket to get money, which is helpful, because you need money to maintain things, but it should not be used to buy things, just to keep your family steady. 19. And buckle the FUCK up 20. Tell a friend that Jay from the Kubz scouts, IS THAT DUDE (Honestly Jay you are my idol, I started watching your videos when I was a little too young for your channel, but I was mesmerized nonetheless.)
3:21, Basically, this summarises Onision with any girl he met that’s underage and flat out manipulated them. I guess he should take seat with Chris Hansen.
The Angel Challenge or Be good challenge 1. Make sure you spend time with your parents... 2. Choose the least violent way... 3. Always Forgive and Forget... 4. If you go to jail you must reset... 5. Find the least Crazy person... 6. Earn enough money for your family... 7. If you hava an illness make sure you go to the doctor right away... Good luck!
So I can't get bitlife and I'm going to try this in instlife which is similar to bitlife... It may not have the same exact things... I'll try this at some point...
Actually the age of consent in Japan is 13 but only if the other person is a minor around the age of 13 as well :// You still get arrested if you're a creep.
Little Nightmares Challenge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ S T A G E O N E (0-17): Six Stage: You need to try to explore different jobs, places, and try everything really. This is like when you start out in the game, you are trying to explore what kind of environment you are in until you realize you are in a ship. And you are not very fond with your mother so try to be neglect her and get into arguments. Also try to be violent people who gets in your way, represents you eating things like the rat or that poor anime near the end of the game... Rip Nome S T A G E T W O (18-29): Nome Stage: You need to stay away from people, even family because you are very scared and shy of other people. Don’t interact with people or even get a boyfriend/girlfriend. But if someone try’s to ask you out on a date, kinda like how Six would hug Nomes if she saw one, then accept his/her offer, despite the looks, smarts, money, or popularity. Try to run away from every situation if you get the option to or get the safest option in a bad situation. S T A G E T H R E E (30-41): Chef Stage: You need to always be killing/murdering people, just like when the chefs kill children or nomes so they become food. You need to try to get the chef job or a cooking job like a fast food, or working at a restaurant! And you need at least have a house so you can “cook” your meals (you can’t really -3-). S T A G E F O U R (42-55) Geisha Lady Stage: You always need to have a high beauty status, even if it means getting plastic surgery. (btw, you can) You love yourself more than anyone. But if you meet anyone/date who has a high beauty status, you need to assault them or commit murder if you can. Because it’s like her hating how Six is more beautiful than her. And she is getting old so try to keep her health in good range. Hopefully you can survive these challenges, Jay! But of course you will always pass these challenges, your a boss, and your *THAT DUDE!* Goodluck! You’re gonna need it! (>w
Jay you can actually escape Prison in bit life just tap the prison button and it'll give you the option to either "escape prison" "start a riot" or "end life"
@@darkkirby40 why are you digging so deep into this? all i did was telling jay that he could escape jail if he doesn't already know, i never stated that he should escape in order to win the yandere sim challenge, and yes i know escaping jail isn't in the rules but i was just telling him that he could if he doesn't already know
@@abicarrot4267 this will low key sound cliche asf, but you'll eventually find someone who truly likes you the same way you do, you're 14, you still got a long way to go.
Do the anime girl challenge!!!!!!! •no children •must dye hair 6 times in life •must be a a tsundere or dandere • only pet can be a cat (sailor moon cat stuff XD) • must a be a girl •looks be 60-80 •pick mine -w- • must be born in Japan • have a senpai :3 • pick mine • pick mine • this is like the 5th time I have commented this
Legit none of that is possible in BitLife You can't become a dere You can't dye your hair You can't pick your looks You can't have a senpai What defaq does pick mine mean? Also is this really even a thing? Anime girls can be ugly as shit XD
60 Seconds Challenge! - Must play as Ted obviously - Must marry dolores - Must have kids named Mary jane and timmy, any more kids will be an automatic game over and you would have to restart the game - No job & no going out allowed as you are stuck in a bunker! - The only way you can earn money is by pick pocketing and stealing Hope you enjoy
Kidney stones form when your urine contains more crystal-forming substances - such as calcium, oxalate and uric acid - than the fluid in your urine can dilute. At the same time, your urine may lack substances that prevent crystals from sticking together, creating an ideal environment for kidney stones to form.
I’ve got a challenge for you! Go to prison as soon as you are able and spend your sentence trying to escape. You also must have at least one successful prison riot before the escape. If you can’t manage both within three years, you have to reset and try again. Good luck Jay!
Undertale Challenge Pacifist Route 1. You must Start out as Frisk, You can be a male or female cuz i dont know frisk's gender. 2. Must be nice to everyone you encounter 3. If you are being bullied, Be a teacher pet and report your bully. 4. Always spend time with your mom, Since she knows best for you(can be your dad or family) 5. Since players are a kid in undertale, You must be single. No boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Or girlfriend. 6. Be nice to everyone until you die. Just pretend you died in a mountain. Genocide route =) 1. You must start out as Chara, Same as frisk you can be a male or female (also i kno they aint the one who causes genocide shushh) 2. You must Assault anyone Or be mean to anyone who crosses your way 3. If you're an adult, Kill someone or anyone. 4. If you get in jail, Escape the jail as many times as possible 5. Cops are like sans, If you get caught by them then you must stop escaping for one year 6. If you die, Then pretend you died by Sans because hes the one who kicks your ass the most Hope you do the challenge! You're *THAT DUDE!*
I have a challenge! : Make your character and play as yourself in bitlife. Then make Nini's character as a custom character, and try to end up with her. For your life, just do whatever you would do.
Jay do the youtubers challenge rules : 1 you have to drop out of school 2 you have to find a job 3 and get married to someone rich 4 you have to be kind to your wife and parents NOT to your child or siblings 5 you have to ask your parents for money and send time with them 6 you have to have 4 girlfriend and have children with them the 5 girlfriend you will marry 7 you have to be 18 when your first child is born I hope you like it 😊
I’ve got a challenge for you my boi The numbers challenge: -You must choose the options given to you using a random number generator depending on the amount of choices: this goes for everything including character creation, love, crime, casinos, family, school, etc. -You have to live to or past whatever age you get on a number generator between 10-110 (yes it is possible to live that long: there’s an achievement for it) -The numbers include menus. If you want to do an activity, get a job, go to college, etc generate the number and move down the list. If you land on something invalid, try again. -Try not to lose track! 👌
This is the challenge of greed: You must ask as everyone for money if they don't give you money kill them by strangulation you must do this every year and you can't have a job you must ALWAYS choose the cheapest option
Doki Doki Challenge! 0-30 Sayori You have to be depressed when you dont have anyone. When you have a boyfriend. Raise your happiness all the way. If you have a boyfriend you cannot marry him. If you have a boyfriend. You choose any nice option/The more good option. If you don't have a boyfriend, choose the saddest choice/not that bad but kind of bad choice 31-46 Natsuki Choose every mean option (Not assaulting.) If you get in an argument with someone, keep on fighting with them. If you have a boyfriend. Don't marry him. If you have a boyfriend. Be sweet at all time. If you don't, be the rudest you can. 47-62 Yuri Choose the second baddest option. Don't assault. If you have a boyfriend. Be the rudest still. Boyfriend or not. You have to choose the rudest part. 64-Death Monika The first you do is marry him if you can. After you do that. If you get cheated on. Delete him. (Kill him) If anyone is not on your side. Delete them. Monika will do anything for your love. Even if it means waiting in jail for more then fifty years. (Btw your that dude!)
Dating app: Senpapi- cheats twice, is a gold digger, skydives instead of attending wife's funeral.
Yan Chan: PERFECT!
YES
Wow.. Thats dark.........
@@a.m.eickhoff6398 didn't know you were fan of kubz scouts mido, not that its wrong or anything.
YESS
Lol he Needa burn in hell
Jay: This is the best life right now.
Bitlife: Your son died. You have hay fever. Your mom died. You have been diagnosed with depression.
*You have been diagnosed with hay fever*
yup livin the time of my life up here
*you have been diagnosed with kidney stones*
And it really hard to get rid of hay fever
lol
“You are now dating Osana Najimi”
*If you can’t beat em, join em.*
*if you can't get likes, cope yem;)*
@@user-pd4vw3lu7c That's a lot of damage =)))
@@user-pd4vw3lu7c Uh
@@user-pd4vw3lu7c if you can’t be nice, just be toxic
@@jettpack12 If you can't recognize the truth, just be ignorant.
Imagine being named "Sukubi Dubidu"
But people don't ask where are u
@@ca3754 LMAOOOO
@@ca3754 BYE
Sukubi Dubidu the Scooby-Doo
Ik right
RIP Senpapi Chulo Jr.
HOW DID YOU GET A HEART SO QUICKLY THIS COMMENT HAS NO LIKES
Also first like lol
Gonna keep replying before this comment gets a ton of likes
*Senpapi Jr Chulo
**153 likes** Senpapi Chulo Jr. will be missed. 😧
Yandere sim + bitlife = total mess
+ jay= one of the best frigin videos ever
KittenCat 239 ye if u add jay in the equation
your a total mess
Ali Lana how does ‘u’ add jay ‘u’ doesn’t have hands are you just too lazy to type ‘you’ 🤨
Sweet Fairy ye ik (T_T)
YouWannaKookie ? And?
Anyone notice Yan-Chan in the second take was a marriage counselor yet Senpai cheated on her 3 times
Yep.
My bitlife was a marriage counsellor but wasn’t married and hooked up with everyone lmao
Ironic
somehow reminds me of hera and zeus
*Senpapi Chulo
“Dude I have bad luck all over the place”
*Nagito has entered the chat*
H O P E
Lisa Morris
G U N D A M T A N A K A
4:44 " i asked Megami Saikou on a date, she rejected me"
@Falling Apart oh he'll no
@@adoniscook8611 megami is like kirigiri
I actually have scoliosis and when I saw the scoliosis part I screamed laughing. Don't know why.
me tooooo
i have scoliosis too
I just found out that I have scoliosis
Now I don't feel as lonely, much love to all of you and I hope all of you are living your best lives and not letting it bring you down!
I think I'm gonna get scoliosis at some point in my life if I keep sitting like this ) during school.
Ayano: **dates Osana**
Ayano, *_Wait, that's illegal._*
YASS OSANA X AYANOOOOO FOR LIFEEEE
@@m0th._ LOLZ
@@rerease Spider addict
@@rerease Oka Ruto
@@Cry1ngM0d3 i guess you learned quickly
Literally the only thing going through my Hispanic brain when Senpai showed up:
"Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Senpapi chulo!"
Same sksks
same sksksksksks
Ew
Yamilet Ulerio Same I’m from Guatemala
Yamilet Ulerio I hate it whenever someone says “papi chulo” it reminds me of all the annoying kids I go to school with
Midori: rejects her
Ayano: wondering why
Also Ayano: *has been killing her non-stop for 5 years*
yeah
True 😂
Lol true😂😂
why was Ayano trying to murder Midori from years!?
@@tarosenpai4211 jay likes killing midori GURINUUUUUUU
Jay: "my dad was 59 and he just had me what a sicko"
Also Jay: *Is 68 and having babies with 20 year olds* (in 100 baby challenge)
Lmao
if only he was one year older than 68
@@gangstascott3759 …
@@iiminders i think he means so jays exactly 10 years older than the dad , Lol.
@@Awhmars no, he means 69.
“KIDNEY STONE!”
“WHY DO I STILL HAVE THESE DAMN STONES!!”
I have absolutely no idea what that made me laugh
ARRRMYYYYYYYYYYY
i couldnt stop laughing literally lmao
a r m y
I SEE U EVERYWHERE!
Reading this even made me laugh
SENPAPI CHULO 😂😂😂
EDIT: guys thank you for the likes so much
:D I DONE GOT NOTICED!!!! Thanks Jay :)
*chapo*
I straight up died when I saw that! 😂😂
Senpai+Papi
Senpapi
I keep dying on that and shukubi Dubidu
Father: *dead*
Yan chan: WhErE iS SeNpAi
_The Loner Challenge_
~You're very shy so don't hangout with anyone (Family, friends..etc)
~You never leave the house (No clubbing, gambling...etc)
~You always say no to guys/girls that ask you out AFTER 5 guys/girls ask you out. (Thanks for the suggestion)
~You can only ask people out
THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF
shield_ kween so my life in a nutshell?
Very descriptive version of my life.
No how about you cannot ask anyone out and only accept someone after 5-9 rejections
*when this video prefectly describes your love life...*
Mood
ARMY!!
@@malain7515 ARMY💜💜
Army💜
@@heartnatnat army💜💜
Jay: Y’know, we’re gonna let the magnet come to us. . . Whoever we’re attracting-
*A few moments later*
Jay: Okay, let’s find a hookup
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
😂😂😂😂
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😗😗😗😗😗😗😂😂😂😂😂
lol
"You're at your friend, Soma's house"
"The food looks disgusting"
YAN-CHAN RUN!
pfttt i can imagine the squid in peanut butter
What?
@@linklink3008 it's referencing the anime 'Food Wars'
Ay deku profile, haha ur name XD
Finally someone else got it 😂
the 100 baby challenge
This is kinda hard considering most bitlife characters die around the age of 100
Disclaimer: If you get less than 100 babies in one life it’s fine because as I said this is kinda of hard. The minimum amount of kids you can have tho is 30. If you have less than 30 before you die you need to restart
TIPS:
1. Be a male. Males can reproduce until they die and females can only produce until about the age of 40
2. Make sure all your stats are high so you can live longer. You can boost them by studying, going to the gym, watching documentaries, not getting into fights, and seeing a doctor often
3. Start dating as soon as you turn 14 and have a good relationship with your girlfriend. If you have a bad relationship with your girlfriend break up with her
4. Use the dating app to date people younger than you. Make sure you find someone who is young and has high craziness. Once your partner turns 40-45 break up with her because that’s when females stop producing
5. Emigrate to a country where abortion is banned so your partner isn’t allowed to get an abortion
6. Propose to her so that you have a high relationship bar with a higher chance of having kids. Don’t get married tho because you’re gonna have break up with her anyways when she gets old
I hope I didn’t leave anything out. If you try this good luck !
YEEEEEEEESSS
Will it tell you which places don't allow abortion?
Also, is it possible to get twins?
this is pre good challenge
I hope he'll do it
GoldyLox already tried this its not that hard but ur right about one thing the crazy stats needs to be high
Also fuunnn fact if their craziness is high u can have alot of 3p and i tried it also
I'll be honest, i hate senpai in bit life
Yea
Yeah
Same
Ye
Oof me too!
"You scratched his armpit"
J E E Z U S C H R I S T
Damn...That must hurt like hell
Lol that was SOOOOOOO FUNNY
Hey at least he didn't die I accidentally killed my bully by assaulting her
*MY ARMPIT HURT'S LIKE A KNIFE STABBED IN MY HEART*
@@Crowwasaweirdo Really?
jay, scoliosis is a back problem where your spine is curved. i know this bc i have it. the only way to fully reverse it is to get surgery lol.
Same
BitLife logic for mine
Punches Someone and Misses- *FOUR YEARS IN PRISON*
Murders someone- *ONE YEAR IN PRISON*
(This actually happened XD)
*slow claps*
LOgiC
Story of my Life but it's actually a ass whooping or 1 year grounded
Lmao
Welp
Hitman challenge:
1. You must not feel any feelings or remorse to anyone or anything (can't apologize, get into relationships or anything that goes)
2. You must keep your body young and your mind sharp (go to the gym, meditate and go to the library)
3. You must kill one person every 15 years (begins when you are 18) if you get caught you must escape jail or appeal your sentence. (cant serve your time, you must constantly try to get out of jail)
4. Business comes first but if something personal in your life happens nothing else matters
Good luck 47
Good challenge, I really like how this sounds. However, Jay can simply choose to kill 2 people and not do anything after that. In my personal opinion, I believe raising the amount of people you need to kill would sound better. (Either that, or attempt a murder every 10 to 20 years or so after you hit the age of 18.)
That would make a great challenge
Jay should do this like right away
@@tinpot976 Thank you man, really great advice.
i agree, however you need to fix this because in the event of him escaping jail if you fail once you will have to wait a year before attempting again, so i advise fixing "(Can't serve your time)" to ("Constantly try to escape every year until successful"
“Natsuki Watanabe, my friend.”
*”wHo?”*
justalwaysherelonely. Just Natsuki
Just Monika
What you said: "Natsuki Watanabe"
What I heard: "Natsuki Wannabe"
@Spanish cookie animations XD Yes.
Natsuki? NOTICE ME SENPAI~~~~
“WHY AM I GETTING SO MUCH SHIT?”
*Corona virus in the future:* ‘Allow me to introduce myself..’
Money lover challenge:
-Drop out of high school (or be expelled) at 14.
-If you couldn't because your parents didn't let you either make a new life or don't go to university and get the job that pays the most apply for.
-Try to get money from from your parents every year and live as long as you can.
-Try to get at least $8-10 million
I know you can do this because your THAT DUDE
Rosey Poesy 836374637 please do this Jay
Rosey Poesy 836374637 you can get expelled?
Shay yes if you act violently during school for example if you assault your bully you can be expelled
Note: Sometimes you won't be expelled or you won't have a bully
Rosey Poesy 836374637 oh thanks.
You're*
Everyone who saw his post right away. YALL GOT FAST FINGERS 😂
_in what way are the fingers fast?_
KateDoesStuffYT oh god-
Benefits of being a gay gal 😏
I'm one of them
My fast fingers come with an *advantage* 😏
The 60 seconds Challenge
1. Start the game as Ted or Dolores
2. Make a custom character of the other one (Dolores or Ted depending on what you pick)
3. Try to find your other half (Ted or Dolores)
4. Have the first kid to be female and name her Mary Jane (if it's a boy.... Put him up for adoption because their first kid was Mary Jane)
5. Have the second kid be a boy (Timmy! If it's a girl... Do the same for step 4)
6. You can't divorce or break up with your other half if they cheat YOU FORGIVE!
7. If they divorce/break up with you... Welp you're doomed!,
I’m sorry but I don’t think jays doing 60 seconds anymore good challenge though.
@@acidicredwolf5724 oh you must have not understand this! The challenge is on bitlife but called 60 seconds! 😂
Oh sorry
@Yur Gurl Ik but.... Dolores and Ted didn't had Senior James they had Mary Jane 😂😂
meh name is emily...
When yan Chan got scoliosis I said SCOLIOSIS CHAN
The Walking dead challenge:
1. Name your character Clementine
2. Add in some walking dead characters
3. When you start the game you are clementine, and your father is lee, even if he is not named Lee.
4. You must always choose the choice that keeps you away from everyone that you interact with that is not named after a walking dead character because they are zombies, which includes your mother.
5. When you get to the age you can murder people at, you must immediately kill Lee, because Clementine does so in the game, but you cannot go to prison because you would be trapped there and die if there were zombies.
6. If you had a little brother or sister, that is AJ, and you must make sure that your relationship with them is good, so regularly check on them.
7. If you had any other siblings disregard them.
8. Make your sexuality bisexual because clementine can date either violet or Louis in the game.
9. You must steal at least one car.
10. You must drop out of school as soon as the game lets you because the apocalypse started, and school no longer exists.
11. Try to do the right thing, because clementine is a peacemaker.
12. When you are 16 go to "Community College", or at least request to, it's okay if you can't because Clementine ends up being kicked out anyway, because that is around the time clementine went to the school in the final season.
13. You can't use advanced things like doctors, surgery, dating apps, planes, and anything else that isn't available in the walking dead, after the apocalypse starts.
14. If you ever do get pregnant, you can't get an abortion because that's not available in the apocalypse, and you must name the child lee, regardless of the gender. But if you didn't have a younger sibling, name the child AJ. Also if you have more children, just name them after characters that died in the series.
15. Your goal is to keep your family alive until the day you die, so if you lose your entire family before you die, you must restart. It is okay if some family members die, you just can't allow all of them to die.
16. You have to live to at least the age of 90
17. There are no rules with relationships, other than the fact that you can not date someone that is not named after a character, because as said before, you would be dating a walker.
18. You can pickpocket to get money, which is helpful, because you need money to maintain things, but it should not be used to buy things, just to keep your family steady.
19. And buckle the FUCK up
20. Tell a friend that Jay from the Kubz scouts, IS THAT DUDE
(Honestly Jay you are my idol, I started watching your videos when I was a little too young for your channel, but I was mesmerized nonetheless.)
Holy moly guacamole that's a whooole lotta steps
I'm way too lazy for *that*
This is a really cool challenge
@Isabelle Sanchez YES ME TOO CLEMENTINE BETTER NOT DIE
Alexa Nanes this is a cool challenge I hope jay does it
Alexa Nanes I started watching him when I was 9 yrs old and I’m bout to turn 11 dis February 🤪🤩
rip Yan-chan at the start
Love you jay ❤️
3:21,
Basically, this summarises Onision with any girl he met that’s underage and flat out manipulated them.
I guess he should take seat with Chris Hansen.
Who’s Onision
@@fartenjoyer3000 you're 2 years late, just Google him at this point 😭
🎶 Sakubi Dubidu
where are you? 🎶
Get it?
Haha I’m so funny
Tourmalux Z lol!
That's exactly what I thought when I saw it too
Omg I thought of that too
Literally my exact thoughts 😭
This all i could think about when he said that name
*Sukubi Dudubidu we're coming after you*
*Gotta solve that mystery...*
Help the Enkrypt the heck? 😂😂
**whispers** jay you’re a bozo
:3
Oka can I join the occult club :3
Hi oka follow me I have somthing cool to show you
@@ayanoaishi9304 Shiz
@@NotMorax what?
My favorite: yandere simulator
My sisters favorite: bitlife
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO
"you are dating sukubi dubidu"
"You are NOW dating Scooby dooby doo"
🦄🌸🌸Galaxy wolf girl gaming🦄🌸🌸 lol that is so funny 🤣🤣🤣😄
That's the joke
Really
I don't... I don't get it... What does this mean????
@@AlwaysTuesday well it's a name and sound's like Scooby dooby doob
Look, this is my life being thrown to pieces.
edit; *_When you change your username and profile picture._*
Ayano Aishi I like you anyway
Ok buddy
U real?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
@@lourdesbarrenechea7690 no
I felt bad for you cause of senpai
The Angel Challenge or Be good challenge
1. Make sure you spend time with your parents...
2. Choose the least violent way...
3. Always Forgive and Forget...
4. If you go to jail you must reset...
5. Find the least Crazy person...
6. Earn enough money for your family...
7. If you hava an illness make sure you go to the doctor right away...
Good luck!
The angle challenge
Brandon Kiuby you mean angel?
CelestiaQuartzMoon_ YT you can’t control your family’s health my dude
ez
So I can't get bitlife and I'm going to try this in instlife which is similar to bitlife... It may not have the same exact things... I'll try this at some point...
I can't get over Sukubi Dubidu and how Jay said it so stoically 😂
9:41 _~Where are you,~_
This lowkey made my day😂
+Tanya Scott
😂
_~We got some work to do now.~_
SCOOBY-DOO DOOBY DOOOO
bro, the age of consent in Japan is 13. that’s why you’re seeing crazy age differences.
there are weird age differences whichever country you play on :)
usagi uh there aren’t usually that big of age differences though
@@uhno2490 that's the age of consent in real life
But when my character was in germany and I was 21, I met this kid who was 12 no joke
Actually the age of consent in Japan is 13 but only if the other person is a minor around the age of 13 as well :// You still get arrested if you're a creep.
Little Nightmares Challenge
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S T A G E O N E (0-17):
Six Stage:
You need to try to explore different jobs, places, and try everything really. This is like when you start out in the game, you are trying to explore what kind of environment you are in until you realize you are in a ship. And you are not very fond with your mother so try to be neglect her and get into arguments. Also try to be violent people who gets in your way, represents you eating things like the rat or that poor anime near the end of the game... Rip Nome
S T A G E T W O (18-29):
Nome Stage:
You need to stay away from people, even family because you are very scared and shy of other people. Don’t interact with people or even get a boyfriend/girlfriend. But if someone try’s to ask you out on a date, kinda like how Six would hug Nomes if she saw one, then accept his/her offer, despite the looks, smarts, money, or popularity. Try to run away from every situation if you get the option to or get the safest option in a bad situation.
S T A G E T H R E E (30-41):
Chef Stage:
You need to always be killing/murdering people, just like when the chefs kill children or nomes so they become food. You need to try to get the chef job or a cooking job like a fast food, or working at a restaurant! And you need at least have a house so you can “cook” your meals (you can’t really -3-).
S T A G E F O U R (42-55)
Geisha Lady Stage:
You always need to have a high beauty status, even if it means getting plastic surgery. (btw, you can) You love yourself more than anyone. But if you meet anyone/date who has a high beauty status, you need to assault them or commit murder if you can. Because it’s like her hating how Six is more beautiful than her. And she is getting old so try to keep her health in good range.
Hopefully you can survive these challenges, Jay! But of course you will always pass these challenges, your a boss, and your *THAT DUDE!* Goodluck! You’re gonna need it!
(>w
Fluffy Cornia YES!! YOU CAN THIS JAY
When jay wasn’t guilty and when he said hallelujah it made me die of laughter
Jay you can actually escape Prison in bit life just tap the prison button and it'll give you the option to either "escape prison" "start a riot" or "end life"
He could have done that but the challenge specifically states you cannot go to jail.
Kirito The Undertaler I know that but I’m saying it cause he DID went to jail and besides escaping jail seems like something yandere Chan would do
LoL Nobody but what's the point of her escaping, her Senpai would already know so she would probably end her life there
@@darkkirby40 why are you digging so deep into this? all i did was telling jay that he could escape jail if he doesn't already know, i never stated that he should escape in order to win the yandere sim challenge, and yes i know escaping jail isn't in the rules but i was just telling him that he could if he doesn't already know
@@darkkirby40 sorry if it sounded rude
"You must commit not alive"
What is this roblox?
mlp movie magic the word is #####
*Go commit not feeling so good*
@@corneliu8827 Nice lol but I rather commit Despa-CHEETO. ;P
imma commit *_OOF_*
Sukubi Dubidu, where are you?
We got some killing to do:)
XD
When he kept getting bad luck with curing everything, and rejected I lost it this episode definitely made me laugh. Thanks Jay I needed it🤘🏼🎮
9:40 His name sounds like Scooby-dooby-Doo! 🤣
Ryan Hutchinson that’s actually the point lol
That's the reference WATCH YANDERE SIMULATER \ PLAY IT TO FIND OUT
Sucubi is a person in yandere simulator
That is the POINT
look at the photography club
The name “Senpapi chulo” had me WEAK 🤣😂
Love your face is 💯😍💯😍💯😍😍 it was good uyvv you have s in
Omg wtf why do u kids be watching yaoi
When he said that there was no love for a 14 year old
I felt that
this is so sad, Alexa play Shane Dawson moaning for 3 minutes straight, I mean what.
AJ Honestly
@@abicarrot4267 I know, fam, im 15 and I got rejected about 4 times, I feel your pain.
AJ im 14 and gotten rejected 3 times
The pain still remains
@@abicarrot4267 this will low key sound cliche asf, but you'll eventually find someone who truly likes you the same way you do, you're 14, you still got a long way to go.
"Midori Gurinu rejected you and called you skanky"
Excuse me for a moment.
*W H E E Z E*
Well he kills her in nearly episode of yandare simulator so i see why she said it😂😂
I couldn't stop laughing at that !
Do the anime girl challenge!!!!!!!
•no children
•must dye hair 6 times in life
•must be a a tsundere or dandere
• only pet can be a cat (sailor moon cat stuff XD)
• must a be a girl
•looks be 60-80
•pick mine -w-
• must be born in Japan
• have a senpai :3
• pick mine
• pick mine
• this is like the 5th time I have commented this
how do you even be a tsundere
@@pold111 yea I'm confusion
Legit none of that is possible in BitLife
You can't become a dere
You can't dye your hair
You can't pick your looks
You can't have a senpai
What defaq does pick mine mean?
Also is this really even a thing? Anime girls can be ugly as shit XD
@@nonbureo lol exactly
@@nonbureo u know bit life has update with u can dye yo hair and become a yandere
60 Seconds Challenge!
- Must play as Ted obviously
- Must marry dolores
- Must have kids named Mary jane and timmy, any more kids will be an automatic game over and you would have to restart the game
- No job & no going out allowed as you are stuck in a bunker!
- The only way you can earn money is by pick pocketing and stealing
Hope you enjoy
9:42 reminds me of ‘ Scooby Dooby Doo where are you...’
Well duh
He is based on scooby so
Sukubi is also a character of ys...
Actually he is in the photography club.🙆🏻💁🏻🙎🏻🗑📷📸📽🎥📀💿💽
Kidney stones form when your urine contains more crystal-forming substances - such as calcium, oxalate and uric acid - than the fluid in your urine can dilute. At the same time, your urine may lack substances that prevent crystals from sticking together, creating an ideal environment for kidney stones to form.
I’ve got a challenge for you!
Go to prison as soon as you are able and spend your sentence trying to escape. You also must have at least one successful prison riot before the escape. If you can’t manage both within three years, you have to reset and try again. Good luck Jay!
Jay is the only one that could cheere you up when ur having a bad day -- love you Jay
#16 trending on gaming! Yesssssssss you're that DUDE!
"SUKUBI DUBIDU"
LMAOO THIS GUYS PARENTS WATCHES SCOOBY DOOBY DOO ALOT😂🤣
15:24 one second later senpapi jr is dead XD
Ducktnt lol
Undertale Challenge
Pacifist Route
1. You must Start out as Frisk, You can be a male or female cuz i dont know frisk's gender.
2. Must be nice to everyone you encounter
3. If you are being bullied, Be a teacher pet and report your bully.
4. Always spend time with your mom, Since she knows best for you(can be your dad or family)
5. Since players are a kid in undertale, You must be single. No boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Or girlfriend.
6. Be nice to everyone until you die. Just pretend you died in a mountain.
Genocide route =)
1. You must start out as Chara, Same as frisk you can be a male or female (also i kno they aint the one who causes genocide shushh)
2. You must Assault anyone Or be mean to anyone who crosses your way
3. If you're an adult, Kill someone or anyone.
4. If you get in jail, Escape the jail as many times as possible
5. Cops are like sans, If you get caught by them then you must stop escaping for one year
6. If you die, Then pretend you died by Sans because hes the one who kicks your ass the most
Hope you do the challenge! You're *THAT DUDE!*
i actually want jay to do dis
ANDROID BITLIFE LIKE IF U AGREE
EDIT: OMG BITLIFE MIGHT COME TO ANDROID ON SUNDAY TOMORROW
OMG YES I NEED IT
YASSSSSS
Yeeesss pllssss
It comes out in a week or so. Before the 15 of this week at least.
YES!!!!
5:26 "We are not gonna do anything to this guy's Koki" Shit I laughed
I have a challenge! :
Make your character and play as yourself in bitlife. Then make Nini's character as a custom character, and try to end up with her. For your life, just do whatever you would do.
Basically just play the game with destined partner..
my murders are always successful when i commit a drive-by lolol
I did a drive by and it failed. :C
spOwOky ・ same
I’ve only had 3 successful murders
How is that good **calls 911**
iM wHEeZING AT THESE NAMES AND YOUR RESPONSES TO EVENTS
ARMY???
wait
so you're telling me
senpapi went _skydiving_ instead of attending his wife's funeral?
HE'S THE WORST HUSBAND YOU COULD EVER WISH FOR DAMN--
Jay do the youtubers challenge rules :
1 you have to drop out of school
2 you have to find a job
3 and get married to someone rich
4 you have to be kind to your wife and parents NOT to your child or siblings
5 you have to ask your parents for money and send time with them
6 you have to have 4 girlfriend and have children with them the 5 girlfriend you will marry
7 you have to be 18 when your first child is born
I hope you like it 😊
You cant have 4 girlfriends
When i had 1 girl friend and i wanted another then The 1 girlfriend broke up with me and well..
Fedr Vlog you cant have more than 1 girlfriend
AMAZING
I’ve got a challenge for you my boi
The numbers challenge:
-You must choose the options given to you using a random number generator depending on the amount of choices: this goes for everything including character creation, love, crime, casinos, family, school, etc.
-You have to live to or past whatever age you get on a number generator between 10-110 (yes it is possible to live that long: there’s an achievement for it)
-The numbers include menus. If you want to do an activity, get a job, go to college, etc generate the number and move down the list. If you land on something invalid, try again.
-Try not to lose track!
👌
“ I can’t have a senpai with kidney stones”
And “ how am I having so many sh*ts”
Made me laugh 😂
JAY!! THERE'S FINALLY RAIN IN YANDERE SIMULATOR!!!
In What? No Lair
Guys its true
@@salaheddinekhial1018 I know 😊😊😊😀😀😀😀😁😁😁😁😁😁
9:04 i swear i couldnt stop laughing xDDD 😂😂😂
I personally think electrocution is the best killing method.
Drive bys work well too
I got thrown in a bath while trying to do this LMAO
@@bearyberrychanw2060 reverse uno card
Galaxy Banana draws cringe ya
No blood, no weopon, it’s perfect
5:06 Jay: cure my sh*t
Me:ok that sounded really messed up.
In Japan the age of consent is 13, weird thinking about that in an American perspective
still illegal to date minors
JustMike isn’t that for minors to consent to with other minors?
helena+ It’s not in Japan
@@Snow-xd4rv it is a minor in japan is a under 13 yo person
Torappu Miro+ I got confused with his comment, I thought he was trying to say that even though the age of consent is 13, they’re still a minor
5:09 when thanos already snapped and acctually destroyed all avengers
Love you jay!
Cory been roasting you xD.
Not in a mean way...
9:51 Scooby dooby doo😂🤣
7:07
I guess Midori doesn't like a getting murder a lot if she dating a yandere. But that's crazy of whats she called you.
I just started and I know this is going to be a masterpiece
*”YOU ARE MY SENPAPI CHULO!”*
Literally me: Senpai and papi or... Am I missing something?
9:40 bro this is golden i cant breathe
When I saw the name Senpapi Chulo I knew you was going to be REJECTED
This is the challenge of greed:
You must ask as everyone for money if they don't give you money kill them by strangulation you must do this every year and you can't have a job you must ALWAYS choose the cheapest option
Doki Doki Challenge!
0-30 Sayori
You have to be depressed when you dont have anyone. When you have a boyfriend. Raise your happiness all the way. If you have a boyfriend you cannot marry him. If you have a boyfriend. You choose any nice option/The more good option. If you don't have a boyfriend, choose the saddest choice/not that bad but kind of bad choice
31-46 Natsuki
Choose every mean option (Not assaulting.) If you get in an argument with someone, keep on fighting with them. If you have a boyfriend. Don't marry him. If you have a boyfriend. Be sweet at all time. If you don't, be the rudest you can.
47-62 Yuri
Choose the second baddest option. Don't assault. If you have a boyfriend. Be the rudest still. Boyfriend or not. You have to choose the rudest part.
64-Death Monika
The first you do is marry him if you can. After you do that. If you get cheated on. Delete him. (Kill him) If anyone is not on your side. Delete them. Monika will do anything for your love. Even if it means waiting in jail for more then fifty years.
(Btw your that dude!)
9:46 IS HILARIOUS
When ur so early u don’t know what to comment
You look like robert Downey Jr
*Let's do the Midori Challenge where you act as annoying as possible and are obsessed with technology.*
wOAh tEchNoLOgY
7:05 was probably the best moment of Yandere simulator comebacks.😂😆😆
Jay: Sukubi Dubidu
What I heard: Scooby Dooby Doo
13:40
ME!
I ask myself that EVERY DAY!
Im Yan Chan, and i have *scoliosis.*
Why is bitlife only for IOS 🤒
Btw loved the video jay, I love these bitlife videos! 💓😊
If you want something to play until they do (if they do)make it for android, you can play instalife. It doesn't have as much, but it's similar
@Taesbad Bihh They had a beta but it's close now
Me: sees a friend named natsuki when he tries to kill someone
Also me: I love ddlc
Me again: DONT DO IT YOU HORRIBLE CHILD
moon wolf - backup yeah I saw that too and I got even sadder
**gasp** YOUR THE IMPOSTORR omg
Red sus