The dungeon pan in usually starts from the end, and then zooms all the way to the beginning. Which implies here that the objective of this duty is to escape Home Depot.
@@halo3boy1 bro imagine being named MazdaChief and calling other things cringe. You're like every 14 year old out there who names themselves after a popular character.
The dungeon endboss is Floridaman, wearing a suit of armor he constructed from home depot supplies wielding a 2x4 with 8 cordless drills ducttaped to it. He is accompanied by an aligator on meth.
I once made boffer LARP armor (bracers, greaves, and stepped pauldrons) from PVC pipe, so that's exactly what I'm picturing now.... minus the metallic spray paint I used on them, and instead of the aluminum chain mail shirt I wore those pieces with, Florida Man has a chest plate made of, like, a toilet seat lid. Also, the meth alligator totally gets to have an AOE where it essentially 'tramples' the party by riding on one of those giant orange flat shopping carts.
The perfect ending would be to zoom into a family of 4 The dad is wearing blue shirt, the mom is in green while the 2 kids are wearing red The dad then holds his wallet and casts Grit
kids : "daddy, pull wall to wall :D" dad : "okay su--" mom : "no" dad & the kids : "b-but" mom : "no means no, dears. we don't want dad to break his back again"
Well, clearly you have to activate your stance and pull aggro, so I recommend grabbing a small item that will set off the shoplifting alarms and run up and down the aisles screaming "HEALERS ADJUST!"
"Hi everyone, welcome to the visual guide for Home Depot. This is the brand new MSQ dungeon made available by patch 8.3 in Final Fantasy XIV: Home Improvement."
First up, Endlessly Erratic: Florida Man deals "End of Dive" in which he will throw his empty scuba tanks at you. This is an unavoidable tank buster, just heal through it and move on to the next mechanic, which is "Key Lime Pie". In this, a random player will get hit in the face with a Key Lime Pie causing temporary blindness, lethargy, and morbid obesity. The effected player should use find a safe place to sit down until the effect wears off. Next up.........
"OK, we're gonna wall-to-wall pull the Wandering Restockers and Stoned Floorwalkers, the first boss is Assistant Manager Jones in the "Department Of Gardening". Watch out for his double-rake attack."
Its video correction technology it smooths out everything so It looks like there is no jitter wile capturing video wile using drones or wile on the move
I'm wondering which Home Depot in Florida this is. Half my family works in one... (Three people, they just need one more for a light party, must get a rando every time they enter for work.)
Florida Home Depots do really deserve a dungeon intro. They're a whole maze and you gotta deal with the mobs blocking entire lanes as they blankly stare at you as you try to get through.
*Me, as I watch this in bed muted at 5am while reaching for my earbuds* _"This shit had better have the Long Fall playing..."_ _10 seconds later_ *catjamming in bed*
I know that feel. Flushley is the pox on the healers I pug with. You wouldn't think he's scary, given that he's a model-swap of low-level Household Toilets, but he's got some tricks up his sleeve!
I was with my wife and twins in Home Depot the other day. Long story short, our kids got separated from us. Instead of notifying staff, we chose to be fair parents and decided to kick them and complete the run in tandem. After returning home and settling in, my wife prepared dinner while I went to work on some cabinets and chairs. Our kids returned home later in the evening. To teach them a stern lesson, we sent them to their rooms with no internet for half an hour. We're doers. We get more done.
I work at a Home Depot and one of my friend's linked me this video today while I was there x"D It's pretty accurate that going to work is like entering an 8 hour dungeon. Now im gonna hear "The Twinning" ost everytime I walk in in the morning. Thanks x)
I’d become a tank main if I ever ran a dungeon that was just a department store. Fuck outta here with being a healer main with a god complex time to tank against lahabrea in a Home Depot uniform attacking me by throwing hammers, yeeting paint into my eyes and have a 1 hit kill love that’s chasing you around in a lawn mower.
I play WoW and FF and there is no other short that is as awesome as this video. My friends that only play WoW can not and will never understand how amazing this video is. And this of this... HD was open and someone had to fly the drone into the store with people there to make this... PLEASE MORE!
If you pause at near the start of 0:26 you can see the two DPS and the tank watching the cutscene and the healer running off on their own pulling around 6 enemies like a madlad.
I would like to present the comments from my FC after seeing this video: "1st Boss is a Karen, 2nd Boss is the Store Manager, 3rd Boss is the CEO of Home Depot" "Tankbuster is called "The Customer is Always Right" "Y'all ready to run Home Depot? I've been trying to get the fending chest piece" ""manager Pleeeeaaassse" is a raid wide that hits a random player harder"
There are three mob types: Ryobi enemies are ranged type enemies that may need a corner pull to gather together for AOE rotations Dewalt enemies are hardy enemies that are usually bigger and might take a bit to kill off but dont pose much of a threat damage wise. Stun the Radial AOE if you can Milwaukee enemies are a little dangerous with their targetted Rusted Rainfall attack that deals medium amounts of AOE damage
That dungeon looks scary as hell! I ain't tankin' that! [...but Home depot and all it's customers were just fine with a drone dive bombin' their heads?]
Let me guess, manager would let people return anything? Hope the people atleast open the boxes too make sure it was not just a bunch of bricks in a lawnmower box 😎
I was actually waiting for them to Zoom into one of their Friends cosplaying into the background and then they drop to a whole new scene where they do poses 🤣
Considering most dungeons are pretty much the Allagan equivalent of futuristic Home Depots where the automated AI staff have malfunctioned, this is way too accurate.
I love how there's clearly a drone flying inside this Home Depot but no one makes eye contact. I really wished there was a party revealed at the end though.
I was thinking the same thing, if it were me in the store I wouldn't stop staring. Maybe they had a 360 camera to easily pan out lookers, or took multiple shots until they got nobody looking.. idk though
I was impressed too, but now I see that this was a video that Home Depot actually did and it just happens to have the same feel as the FFXIV dungeon intro. That makes a lot more sense than having to believe that Home Depot and all those customers agreed to play along for a funny 37 second RUclips video for a game most them have probably never heard of. lol
Fist mid-boss: protecting the forklift from costumers. Second mid-boss : the broken machie that makes the paint. Home Depot boss: the one who demands to see Hydaelyn's manager, the Mega Karen
The dungeon pan in usually starts from the end, and then zooms all the way to the beginning.
Which implies here that the objective of this duty is to escape Home Depot.
As it should be, no one wants to be stuck inside that place... Well except my dad.
Just reverse the video.
So its actually Home Depot ( Hard )
So the last boss is the parking lot. Seems legit :D
@@uhsieh It's a mechanic-heavy add fight.
"Attention all customers, DPS check at aisle 5"
attention all gamers
nah it more like "Attention home Depot associates. dps check in paint department and healing check in plumbing"
@@davidsantiago7808 that's a cringe word tbh
@@halo3boy1 bro imagine being named MazdaChief and calling other things cringe. You're like every 14 year old out there who names themselves after a popular character.
@@davidsantiago7808 dude, Y'shtola would be proud if that burn. Savage
I really wanted the final scene of this video to show a party green-screened into the Home Depot scene, walking through the front door together.
U can see a guy walk in probably soloing it unsynced
@@sweet_xylitol7814 Most likely a Warrior lol
cry
Omg that would have been perfect! 😂
I was toooooo
"Excuse me, do you have Dragoons?"
"Absolutely. Tiles and Flooring, Aisle 27."
Oh I get it now😂
That dragoon still lying on the floor to feel the texture and volume of tiles/floor how smooth or solid is?
I know we deserve the bullying at this point, but... man, ouch D:
Why did I laugh, I'm a Dragoon T^T
I'm not going to cry...
Emet-Selch: "Welcome to the final sales of Home Depot"
The fabric of our stocks began to fray...
Its prices down from 40% to 20%
@@bakafrogillus4322 that almost sounds like Milwaukee meat prices atm. Meat prices double then they want to do a deal thats a ~20% savings.
Emet-Selch, I challenge your prices!
Come, and I will show you the beginning of black friday.
weeeb anime nerd
The dungeon endboss is Floridaman, wearing a suit of armor he constructed from home depot supplies wielding a 2x4 with 8 cordless drills ducttaped to it. He is accompanied by an aligator on meth.
You sir have won the internet for the day!
The meth gator's name would be Bacchus, for fancy, symbolic reasons
I once made boffer LARP armor (bracers, greaves, and stepped pauldrons) from PVC pipe, so that's exactly what I'm picturing now.... minus the metallic spray paint I used on them, and instead of the aluminum chain mail shirt I wore those pieces with, Florida Man has a chest plate made of, like, a toilet seat lid.
Also, the meth alligator totally gets to have an AOE where it essentially 'tramples' the party by riding on one of those giant orange flat shopping carts.
Florida Man leaps down from the overheads; "WE GO TOGETHER!!"
I appreciate this.
Sincerely,
-Living in South Florida
The perfect ending would be to zoom into a family of 4
The dad is wearing blue shirt, the mom is in green while the 2 kids are wearing red
The dad then holds his wallet and casts Grit
Cishet dungeon parties in xiv? Funny
You mean superbolide
And the dad and mom start arguing because reasons, the dad leaves ti file for divorce, and now the three play-I mean family is stuck
One of the kids would be wearing a onesie. Or something like a Yoshi costume.
kids : "daddy, pull wall to wall :D"
dad : "okay su--"
mom : "no"
dad & the kids : "b-but"
mom : "no means no, dears. we don't want dad to break his back again"
This got me hyped to tank Home Depot and I'm not sure what to do with that urge.
I bought a fan.. had to buy something i felt like
Well, clearly you have to activate your stance and pull aggro, so I recommend grabbing a small item that will set off the shoplifting alarms and run up and down the aisles screaming "HEALERS ADJUST!"
Get some Lowe's merch, cover yourself in it, and enter a Home Depot...
You'll do all the tanking you could possibly want
It's a phrase related to the game. "Tanking" is playing a tank class job and some dungeons are just more fun to play as tanks than others
@the_bearded_schlub Have fun
"You might not feel at home in this depot, but I'll make sure you have the tools to win. My name is Mizzteq, and I'll be your dungeon guide."
Text you can hear.
And they say you can’t hear text.
No relation to M'izzteq Tia, right?
Oh God this made me laugh so hard this comment should be pinned.
"Hi everyone, welcome to the visual guide for Home Depot. This is the brand new MSQ dungeon made available by patch 8.3 in Final Fantasy XIV: Home Improvement."
I was hoping that it would stop at 4 customers standing at the entrance
Seriously. Was waiting for 4 random people to walk in together at the entrance.
thing is tho it was entrance first meaning the objective is to escape the home depot not go into it
The "Florida" above "Home Depot" got me
I already know the final boss of this dungeon.
"Endlessly Erratic: Florida Man"
Oh, my sides. 😂
The most believable pitch yet
killdozer is the final phase you gotta be ready with that dps check and tanks up front youre fucked
First up, Endlessly Erratic: Florida Man deals "End of Dive" in which he will throw his empty scuba tanks at you. This is an unavoidable tank buster, just heal through it and move on to the next mechanic, which is "Key Lime Pie". In this, a random player will get hit in the face with a Key Lime Pie causing temporary blindness, lethargy, and morbid obesity. The effected player should use find a safe place to sit down until the effect wears off. Next up.........
"Alright, I'll explain the mechanics!"
-Some random Lalafell.
"Make sure you don't prematurely burn down the furniture, we need those for the flame mechs"
"OK, we're gonna wall-to-wall pull the Wandering Restockers and Stoned Floorwalkers, the first boss is Assistant Manager Jones in the "Department Of Gardening". Watch out for his double-rake attack."
"Don't waste your time with wimpy thoughguys, they only drop a single plank of wood. It's not even enough for crafting anything worthwhile!"
Ok, but can we talk about how smooth those drone shots were?
yeah. He sooo close to that dudes head :)
No
Its video correction technology it smooths out everything so It looks like there is no jitter wile capturing video wile using drones or wile on the move
@@baflabies That's just zoom.
Im more suprised noone wtf'd about it
When an introvert has to go to the store, and get themselves pumped for it.
That chill up your spine when you realize that could plausibly be YOUR homedepot.
Holy s*** I have to fight there soon
I'm wondering which Home Depot in Florida this is.
Half my family works in one...
(Three people, they just need one more for a light party, must get a rando every time they enter for work.)
I'm absolutely certain this is my Home Depot, bro
I'm not sure which is more incredible: this drone pilot's l33t skills, or the fact that not a single person looked at the drone.
They probably made it known in advance and asked people to act naturally.
Oh, they were looking after that drone zoomed past their heads but the camera wasn't pointed in their direction anymore. XD
They were all employees or actors, so everyone knew not to look at it. You can hear a professional grade drone from half a mile or more away.
@@johnmclain250 Half a mile? That seems like an exaggeration.
@@johnmclain250 it appears that you are talking out of your ass sire...
Careful about big pulls. The Hyperattunded Handyman mobs hit pretty hard.
Florida Home Depots do really deserve a dungeon intro. They're a whole maze and you gotta deal with the mobs blocking entire lanes as they blankly stare at you as you try to get through.
As someone who used to work at a Florida Home Depot, absolutely can confirm.
never been to an IKEA huh?
I can confirm that this is true
@@inoob26 IKEA is definitely an ARR dungeon - fifty million false routes, so you have to keep a map open or you run in circles
@@Draaza even in Britain that's the case with IKEA. Definitely chuckled at that one.
I've watched this something like 10 or 15 times now, it's so close to being perfect, if only it ended with 4 people entering the store and stopping.
watch it while listening to ruclips.net/video/uG41eX1_XBw/видео.html
FFXIV dungeon pan ins usually start at the end of the dungeon, not the start.
By that logic, the objective is to ESCAPE Home Depot.
ruclips.net/video/jHfeb1q84e4/видео.html APEX LEGENDS LEAKED
It just needed a few people walking in from somewhere and stopping to represent the party.
*Me, as I watch this in bed muted at 5am while reaching for my earbuds*
_"This shit had better have the Long Fall playing..."_
_10 seconds later_
*catjamming in bed*
to be fair i was expecting the home depot theme
As a Floridian I can confirm most "big box" stores here are dungeons. The customers are the mobs and the first boss is a snowbird.
Guys I need help. My DPS keeps wiping the raid when we hit up the boss in the Plumbing Aisle. That freakin' toilet boss ain't no joke.
You have to make sure to grab the plunger buff
Followed by side stepping the Cone AoE and then the Tank picking up the Snake to use it as a Buff against the Tank Buster.
@@Qardo Yikes that sounds like Nevereap's 2nd boss
Just go down to the drywall aisle to get some drywall slices. Not only will you get hp and mp back but you’ll gain extra buffs
I know that feel. Flushley is the pox on the healers I pug with. You wouldn't think he's scary, given that he's a model-swap of low-level Household Toilets, but he's got some tricks up his sleeve!
"Meowdy all"
"yo"
"o/"
"\o"
DUTY COMMENCE
Don't let the Black Mages near the Karens, they will instantly enrage and summon Cops.
Nasty adds that can wipe a whole party.
Stop the Black Mages from looting the appliance section.
BLM vs KRN?
Attempting to use cooldowns on them will not work.
They don't say anything to the white mages though, not until they enter part combat with the black mage
This should been recorded on black friday.
That's Savage mode.
[Home Depot (Ultimate)]
That's frontlines.
funny thing is that a lot of the black friday shoppers show up and we're sold out of black friday deals because we run it for like a month beforehand.
The blinking lights on car being in sync was the best part.
Gotta say I love how literally no one in the store is reacting to a random drone flying overhead. X'D
This is advertising, they are all actors. This is a commercial.
It’s Florida. They’ve seen weirder shit in the last hour.
The video is so accurate 😭🤚🏻
Enraged Karen was one of the hardest dungeon fights in this place. Last Boss was easy. Just kill the minions
*Watches in horror as Santa and his elves get blitzed down*
I was with my wife and twins in Home Depot the other day. Long story short, our kids got separated from us. Instead of notifying staff, we chose to be fair parents and decided to kick them and complete the run in tandem.
After returning home and settling in, my wife prepared dinner while I went to work on some cabinets and chairs. Our kids returned home later in the evening. To teach them a stern lesson, we sent them to their rooms with no internet for half an hour. We're doers. We get more done.
the headlights of the car at the start was in sync with the music before the drone started moving and it tripped me out yo
I work at a Home Depot and one of my friend's linked me this video today while I was there x"D It's pretty accurate that going to work is like entering an 8 hour dungeon. Now im gonna hear "The Twinning" ost everytime I walk in in the morning. Thanks x)
I heard that this dungeon has a secret "Freedom" buff if you go in with a GNB, SGE and two MCHs.
This dungeon is usually difficult but fun, sadly the gear does require a pay-wall to recieve so I hope SE fixes that soon.
“I’ll explain mechanics as we go”
- A Lalafell
Make sure to kite the Bath Salt Zombies or else you'll get a bad debuff
This is accurate as hell when you inside the store you be like where's this item at! Lol
What
@@eale1337 PTSD from . Everyone remembers blowing past the items you need to grab to open the final door.
@@PriestessofGenbu
You don't actually need it to open it, it just adds more mobs.
@@NuclearRaven13 you do need them if you want the achievement points
I’d become a tank main if I ever ran a dungeon that was just a department store. Fuck outta here with being a healer main with a god complex time to tank against lahabrea in a Home Depot uniform attacking me by throwing hammers, yeeting paint into my eyes and have a 1 hit kill love that’s chasing you around in a lawn mower.
Ok but can we all give a round of applause to the drone pilot
I play WoW and FF and there is no other short that is as awesome as this video. My friends that only play WoW can not and will never understand how amazing this video is. And this of this... HD was open and someone had to fly the drone into the store with people there to make this... PLEASE MORE!
Ah, my roulette's led me back into my favorite dungeon.
Damn that’s some really skilled drone piloting.
Ah, Home Depot (hard). So many memories as healer of trying to keep the tank alive as they pull aisle to aisle.
True!
I hate/love how accurate this is.
this video singlehandedly got me into ffxiv, a long fall is such a juicer
All of Florida is a massive dungeon. Lol. There’s a rare mob boss called Florida Man that spawns randomly.
Rare?
Florida is just Bozja for the US, let's be real
And like Odin, he who destroys him must take his place
Jamming so hard to a long fall as usual
If you pause at near the start of 0:26 you can see the two DPS and the tank watching the cutscene and the healer running off on their own pulling around 6 enemies like a madlad.
2 years later still cracks me up every time youtube recommends me this video once again
This is...this is brilliant.
The only thing it's missing is the camera settling in on the party just inside the other door ready to start their run.
This must be where Ifrit gets its Nails, love getting extra Lore from expert dungeons
I would like to present the comments from my FC after seeing this video:
"1st Boss is a Karen, 2nd Boss is the Store Manager, 3rd Boss is the CEO of Home Depot"
"Tankbuster is called "The Customer is Always Right"
"Y'all ready to run Home Depot? I've been trying to get the fending chest piece"
""manager Pleeeeaaassse" is a raid wide that hits a random player harder"
Cuts to four party members:
2 wearing normal clothes
1 wearing a full suit
1 in a bikini with inflatable inner tube and snowman gloves
There are three mob types:
Ryobi enemies are ranged type enemies that may need a corner pull to gather together for AOE rotations
Dewalt enemies are hardy enemies that are usually bigger and might take a bit to kill off but dont pose much of a threat damage wise. Stun the Radial AOE if you can
Milwaukee enemies are a little dangerous with their targetted Rusted Rainfall attack that deals medium amounts of AOE damage
Objectives:
•diffuse the bomb in the Home Depot washroom (0/1)
What a way to start the New Year with a good laugh. This is on point
absolutely beautiful
Aww bummer. Looked amazing but didn't end with zooming in on a Group of 4. Would've been perfect
That dungeon looks scary as hell! I ain't tankin' that!
[...but Home depot and all it's customers were just fine with a drone dive bombin' their heads?]
This is Florida we're talking about. :P
@@GabbieTheFox Good point.
I would appreciate if this theme played every time I walked into a Walmart 🤣
How the fuck did that drone not hit anyone in the head? That was some smooth piloting.
This needs a remix of the Home Depot theme, since it somehow slaps hard too.
Damn, that's really well done.
as a former returns employee i can assure you people do view the returns desk as a miniboss. and i hated everyone who thought we were a trash mob.
Let me guess, manager would let people return anything? Hope the people atleast open the boxes too make sure it was not just a bunch of bricks in a lawnmower box 😎
I’m pretty impressed at those drone skills
Can't wait to do a wall-to-wall pull
The piloting skills on that drone are mind blowing. No hesitation, and no fear.
The final boss is Carl the cashier who has 3 separate phases and 2 dps checks or else it’s a full team wipe
Home depot is a dungeon but Florida is a death run
Ah yes the hardest difficulty social interactions
someone actually took time out of their day to do this
I wish it ended with a scene of 4 or so people in a group at the entrance or the back of Home Depot 😂
I was actually waiting for them to Zoom into one of their Friends cosplaying into the background and then they drop to a whole new scene where they do poses 🤣
Oh man, am I gonna have to facepull *All* those people?!
Well, alright...
/grit
Crazy how consistent these stores appearances are. I 100% thought this was the Home Depot by my house in cali despite this being a Florida one.
Considering most dungeons are pretty much the Allagan equivalent of futuristic Home Depots where the automated AI staff have malfunctioned, this is way too accurate.
Considering how the Allagans were, it's sometimes hard to tell if the AI staff are malfunctioning or just working as intended.
One of my favorite videos of all time, bar none.
So
What are the drops looking like? A garden Ho for DRK?
A literal wood axe for WAR?
Lancer just gets a 2x4 with a Sawzall blade duct-taped to the end.
Props to the guy piloting the drone taking the video and props to the people for not panicking as it flew over them.
LOL MADE MY DAY! I’ll be playing this song each time I go into Home Depot!
Whats the name of the song?
@@Pattern_Recognitions Its called a long fall from the Shadowbringers ost
Top lad.
After giving up the proper NFTs to unlock said dungeon.
bloomin marvelous lmao
This looks more like an anime intro than a dungeon theme.
. . .
Now I want a slice of life anime about hardware store employees.
Home Improvement (Savage)
This is the funniest fucking thing to me.
I love how there's clearly a drone flying inside this Home Depot but no one makes eye contact. I really wished there was a party revealed at the end though.
I was thinking the same thing, if it were me in the store I wouldn't stop staring. Maybe they had a 360 camera to easily pan out lookers, or took multiple shots until they got nobody looking.. idk though
It looks pretty staged to me, so the "customers" where probably aware and told not to look
I was impressed too, but now I see that this was a video that Home Depot actually did and it just happens to have the same feel as the FFXIV dungeon intro. That makes a lot more sense than having to believe that Home Depot and all those customers agreed to play along for a funny 37 second RUclips video for a game most them have probably never heard of. lol
The Mist music fading out at the beginning is a nice touch.
this is too funny wtf
I love how accurate this is LMAO
This is incredible
Fist mid-boss: protecting the forklift from costumers.
Second mid-boss : the broken machie that makes the paint.
Home Depot boss: the one who demands to see Hydaelyn's manager, the Mega Karen
dead meme but ok
That was amazing lol GOOD FREAKING JOB! [edit: Also, why was no one freaking out from a random drone flying around their heads?]
Florida man lives in florida.
It's Florida, they experience worse every hour.
I like how the hazard lights on the car synced with the music for the first couple seconds
If this is a drone it's impressive as fuck
If this is how shopping works, I would look forward to it every time!
3/5 we don't see the actual Light Party booo
Black Friday (extreme) is now available in the duty finder