XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 1 Episode 5 - Pilchard
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- Опубликовано: 5 май 2015
- The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 8th December 2001.
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2024, still listening. Can’t believe these are over 20 years old…
The funny thing, is a lot of it is still relevant. And let's be honest... Even 50 years from now, Karl's theories will still be funny.
@@lindatruderung9378 I agree, if this was released today, it would still be hilarious.
They were such a great trio, shame they no longer work together.
@@Lewis-fd9js Tho I wish they were still working together, I can fully understand why Karl doesn't want to. Ricky went too far with things, too many times. He verged on being a bully. While some of it may have been staged at the beginning, over time, It became more frequent, and obviously not expected or planned... at least by Karl. I think the last straw, occurred during the filming of the series "An Idiot Abroad". Even Steve said a few times, in the background, that Ricky was going to far, with how he was messing around with Karl's experiences and mind. Personally, after the abduction thing in Isreal, If it was me... I would have walked off the set and quit. He was shaken, and could have been seriously hurt, so would have been justified. The fact that he continued, shows his dedication.
@@lindatruderung9378 I agree. Listening back to lots of Ricky/Steve/Karl material, I do notice how sometimes Ricky can come across as cruel to Karl, which is a shame. Although Karl probably made good money from his collaborations with Ricky, I imagine it doesn’t do much for your self-esteem to be humiliated on a daily basis for the entertainment of others.
As much as I do love Ricky, he does sometimes seem like someone who could do with being punched in the face to knock some humility into him 😂
Great to know that people still love this in 2024! ❤ also watching their current stuff is descent too!
Steve's anecdote about the knocked off speakers very much underrated in XFM folklore!
There was loads of delivery drivers doing that back then. Me included. I had a job for a off licence chain in London and would drive the van around listing to this show on the radio. On a saturday afternoon it was. They used to crease me up man.
It's a thing en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_van_speaker_scam
"Not Lanners?" still cracking me up in big 2019
@JR97 Movies yep
Whos that?
How about 2021?
Do you know him?
@@SunnyDays00 the same p
honestly that bit about K fest and Lanners literally brings a smile to my face anytime anyplace
RIP Lanners
I love it! Same always make me smile
Not Lanners?
Ricky's hatred of Muse and coming straight out the link with "What a load of shit that was." Gets me everytime!
Can't believe he said that live on air. Brutal lol.
I agree though!
What was all that about there??
Can't beat these old radio shows, wish radio was like this today.
Most radio shows back in the early 00s weren't like this either!
"Lying on the bathroom floor singing Right by Your Side for 45 minutes" is one of my favourite anecdotes
I like the addition that ‘Jane timed it’ to the anecdote.
I've done almost the exact same thing and my misses also kept track of how long I went for, although it was only 20 minutes as I fell asleep.
I feel like I can't tell my story without wondering if it counts as plagiarism since Ricky did it first on a bigger platform lol
“We’re giving out tickets to K FEST?!!!” That whole minute is absolutely hilarious
Funny thing is I would have loved to go to that festival based on the bands they listed :D
@@icepac2010 big fan of Lanners are you?
"Have you ever wet the bed?"
"I honestly haven't"
"I never wet the bed"
"Never"
...
"Okay let's play a record, then"
"You've wet the bed, have you?"
"Well, not as such"
"You might as well tell us"
...
"Um, well yes then"
"Is there a story attached?"
"Uh, I remember once, right, oh god"
"Is this when you were a child?"
"Sort of"
"How old?"
"26"
This whole exchange is golden.
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when I read that Mark Lanegan died yesterday my first thought was "Not Lanners!!!"
NOT LANNERS?!
WHAT!!!! Marks dead?
YOU ARE JOKING?????
Is Lanners adying??
Who's that?
Man moth is a gift that just keeps giving ... so much gratitude for him
Missed these originally
But 20 years later
I’m enjoying them and introducing me to good music
Which is older now .. but still brand new to me
Oh god as soon as lostprophets are mentioned; I got the shivers... vile!
The image of someone running over and kissing a bird that has just been flattened by a car will stay with me forever
It's nice when Karl plucks up the courage to jab at Ricky.
It's been 20 years lads. What the fuck. Still the best radio shows and podcasts ever made
38:33 - "I saw a band once, right? There was a drummer, had all the drums. Big one at the bottom. Two of those ded-da-dum ones. Cymbals. They were all miked up with different micropoles, coming down the loudyspeaks!"
“electric...”
It was still loud at the back can hear everything n that 😂
Not Lanners? Lanners is playing? Gets me every time!
Who's that?!
MegaSlanguage Same here. One of my fav lines from the XFM shows. Pure sarcasm from Ricky.
Who's THAT.
No joke though, Mark Lanegan is the shit. Screaming Trees, Queens of the Stone Age
Just reading the comment got me
in a way, I prefer these older ones, when they hadn't started capitalising on Karl as much. Just feels alot more organic, and it's nice hearing Karl laugh and be sarcy and stuff - as opposed to just constantly being mocked (even though I do know it's playful)
Cam - Agreed. Once you get to the last season and start all over again, these episodes feel 'refreshing' every time.
Cam I just listen to these xfm as background noise so it feels like they are talking in the room. Karl's just listening and joining in occasionally
Very true. It does get tiring with Karl being a larger part of the show. They revolve the show around him a little too much later on. I love the bloke but in small portions. Eventually, he just becomes annoying to listen to.
I'm different, I'm not a fan on the first series. I listen to them because it would be weird to leave them out. Thinks its because I find ricky and steve quite annoying. Steve talks way too much and comes across as to young and eager but as the years go on he becomes funnier than ricky
@John Smith The worst bits are when Ricky asks Karl about specific things to get specific answers we've heard before, like "why weren't the kids with big heads friends with each other".
Karl "there just wasn't a sink handy."
How did neither Steve nor Ricky react to that, it never fails to make me laugh 😂
Man Moth, I luv u! This is where I go to when I'm stressed. (Or sad. Or happy.) I jus need them in my life.
same here
Sad news to hear that Lanners passed away today, 22/02/2022. Rip mark, I really hope you rocked K Fest all those years ago mate
Found this episode just to write that. Rip Lanners
And you know what, I spoke to one of those rappers and he was nice as piiiee
Jake Williams i thought he was gonna kill me!
The year is 2022 and I am starting my yearly play-through of these. Love them more every year and the k-fest bit cracks me up everytime! ...... Nile
They’re one of the bigger ones…
Not Lanners?
who's that
"And you know what, I spoke to one of them rappers, and he was as nice as pie. Helped with my shopping and everything. I thought he was going to kill me."
Lol.
Karl is so witty and sarcastic in this episode XD love it :p this is my second time around :D
I'm back XD
See you again in a few months!
This is the best club I belong to.
It's that time again :)
"second time" lol amateur ;P
I love how Ricky and Steve don't care about slagging off bands especially when people get really touchy when someone slags off their favourites.
This is the second time for me listening to these podcasts....brilliant
Just starting my 2nd round now. ❤
Every time I come back round to the early episodes, I'm struck my how talkative Steve is - he speaks at a million miles an hour and never shuts up!
Did anyone hear Karl’s laugh when Steve says “IT’S FINE!”??
"Beware the Johnny Snake!" Hahaha! This is about my third time 'round through all the series; I'd forgotten some of the gems from season one. Cheers, Man Moth. :)
Oh I used to love nature me!
Hehhe! OOH I know all about nature, me! (;
-forgot how good the K Fest thing was, was drinking some pretty decent wine and almost sprayed it all over my room from laughing holy shit this is a great episode
Thank you Man Moth, and hello to everyone. I'm suffering with Covid now, and these are helping me with my fever, especially at night. I don't know how many times I've listened, but I still love it.
Hm
Steve's right about sticking on 'Oh what a night' and the Grease Mega Mix- I wouldn't dance to them though!!
Crazy how Mark Lanegan is actually one of the most important artists in 90s grunge!
RIP to one of the legends of Grunge
@@ofrenic I don’t know how it missed it but I didn’t even realise he passed 😞 such sad news
@scottingram93 used to be a big screaming trees and QOTSA fan. Passed here in ireland not far from my grannys old house
Legend
Ricky's quiz for the concert tickets is just brutal. "Who wants to go to that," if you can answer that, you win the tickets. 🤣🤣
I can almost see poor Karl's reaction about that joke.
What's the phone number...........
I can't be bothered...
Neither can I
That attitude only festered like a cancer over time lol.
oh my god the schindler's list review lmao
Ricky is so good at these off-the-cuff incoherent bits. Like when he makes the 'lump on the trap' by 'Bob Drillboids' joke in a later episode when the Guardian mis-reports his favourite song.
Think the title of this needs to be changed to "Not Lanners!?"
Joe Kane 100%
The k fest bit is the funniest part out of all the podcast. Absolute gold.
"Not Lanners?" 😂
"Who's that? Is he head security?"
Brilliant.
You get a like for your profile picture alone
@@Noahhh-fe7ne Someone who's both a XFM and an Oasis fan has all my respect. ❤
@@Scallion_D haha legendary🤝
I'm always making lists... in fact that's probably why Steven Spielberg cast me as Oskar Schindler in Schindler's List. I said "Steven, I make lists all the time", and he said "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR"
Amit Ben-Hur I have full blown aids
I could of made more lifts!
Lanners!! Gets me every time
Oh god "Lord of the rings the forthcoming movie" this really was a while ago.
playing lostprophets songs and speaking about jimmy saville too, this was yonks ago
@@bruhmoment1311 its definitely like listening to a fun time machine.
Hes actually the Lord Of The Rings...
He's excellent in it.
"Probably Robbie Coltrane's in it... because he's in the other one at the moment"
This show is legendary 🔥
36:57 first ever “can’t be bothered.”
I think Ricky is so lying about having a mobile disco.
Just didn't want to feel left out hahaha.
All those sorts did DJ-ing once or twice at school or at some friends party after nagging them to death.
I had two guys in my class in highschool competing for the jobs.
Seeing how they all ended up on radio, it's probably true. It's like not believing some famous actor when he says "I also played MacBeth in a school play"
It wasn't mobile, he DJed at a pub on Old Kent Rd.
Will Suttie This is right. He has mentioned it multiple times.
Get these boys back on the radio
Steve is absolutely right about oh what a night. I looked it up and wanted to walk out of my office dancing
GREAT song! 😍😍😍
Listen at 0.75 speed and they sound like smack heads
definitely hanging around on RUclips too long if you start going "let's start listening to stuff at different speeds"
@@omikronweapon I disagree, this is one of the funniest things I've ever done. I started at 25:00 and can't stop laughing! I can imagine them all in a back alley down London somewhere, with them imagining they're all in a fancy office somewhere, just chatting shit for a made-up station called XFM.
hahahah this is actually hilarious 😆
Only had they known that "Lanners" would go on to win two grammys a couple of years later....
Yeah, but the Grammys mean nothing any more.
@@Glozboy22 👌
"Yellow!"
+Renzsu "Oh yellow"
+DDoig1 That's Yellow!
Sing! Sing!
+Renzsu yeah, but does it have my favourite song, the hit single, Yellow?
Need this now more than ever. Got to stop watching the news 🤪
Anyone know the name of the Coldplay song they played?
That was 'Yellow' by cold play
"ooohh Yellow'
Not whilst Coldplay are here!
Not a fan of Clocks?
@@WollongongWacko overplayed parachutes a bit
Don't ask Steve, he's a bit of a philistine when it comes to Coldplay
I’m really appreciating Steve more as I listen.
Love symmetry of all 3
"Surely we're asking some financial reward for them."
Just peeked Into my local record store. Lanners realeased a record in 2017 😁
R.I.P Mark 'Lanners' Lanegan. 25th November 1964 - 22nd February 2022
£7.50 to see Nile and Behemoth in London. 😂 wow I forgot what things were like
One of the best episodes ever
"He used to keep a lot of bibles in his big trousers, so he could go around giving them to poor people."
after becoming a fan of Origin of Symmetry this episode is even more enjoyable than it was before.
Holy crap Steve was the one who came up with Deathly Hem at 11:12
Omg I just realized that Karl laughs when Steve says “it’s fine!”
hahahaha thats a heavy metal festival, nile and behemoth sounds good though
What about Lanners!?! x
bay-oh-moth
Yes, they *are* good! (;
I still have never heard of Lanners!
Mann respect to Steve for knowing Mad Skillz! Did not expect that
Like how they're playing records in a normal manner but giving them feature names.
4th time around... but this video only comes out the right channel in my headphones...?
I've literally been scrolling through the comments to reassure myself it's the video and not my headphones, so thanks for your comment 😂
Doubtless it's been mentioned below but have no doubt; Mark Lanegan is a beast; listen to Queens Of The Stone Age, "Song For The Dead", Live 2002 :)
I love the film reviews!
37:33
"They were the best band I'd seen live since i saw a little band you might have heard of called oasisforfivepoundsatcoventrypoly."
"Yeah? That's a long name for a band."
LOL
nooo they mock "shinobi Vs dragon ninja" i loved that song when i was young
It is a tune, shame you can't really play it on the radio any more. Same with 'Rock and Roll Christmas' by Gary Glitter.
32:45 a really great review. did it justice.
I don’t know why, but it always gets me when Ricky says “probably Robbie Coltrane’s in it cause he’s in the other one at the moment” during his Lord of the Rings review.
Ricky's hatred for Muse led me to check them out several months ago. Not bad, don't understand the hate. Micro Cuts is a pretty darn good song...
Their first 3 albums are fantastic
Origin of Symmetry is very nearly perfect, in my opinion
At the time, some people thought that Muse were little more than a rip-off of Radiohead, especially their first few albums. Ricky quite liked Radiohead at the time, so he was in that camp.
37:36
A little band you might of heard of called "Oasis for five pound at Coventry polly"
"That's a long name for a band" 😂
👏 👏 👏
18:20 "Just wasn't a sink handy?" hahaha brilliant jab by Karl
ok guys no more fucking around, time to make some new podcasts / radio show, get the crew back together, no other radio show has every come close to this
(yeah i know its never gonna happen but i can still live in hope)
I imagine the phones were going mental after Karl's 'Muse are the same as Radiohead' comment.
Maybe if they had any actual music loving listeners back then. or any proper listeners at all. 😂
“Not Lanners!? Is Lanners playing? He’s not really! Mark Lannigan really playing there?”
“I think so :)”
“God! Who’s that?”
“What?”
Oscar Piddletrentide! x
I live not far from Piddletrenthide!
Adam Subtract Hahaha. I had no idea it was a place. x
BigJamook l
BigJamook l
"people in caves called Gonads." Lmao I assume he's refering to Gollum, who does look more like a gonad than a hobbit.
11:20 It's genuinely great hearing them talking about Behemoth as an obscure metal band and Slipknot being the one "death metal" band that have made it.
Nearly 20 years on and Slipknot are still global metal superstars with Behemoth opening for their shows.
Love it!
Hearing them talk about lost prophets and what we know now 😬
Lovely stuff
Ricky doesn't seem to be Feeling Good about Muse! x
BigJamook *applauds* Bravo xD
It's funny, because last episode they played Feeling Good by Muse and no-one said a word.
"sorry about that - that was a mistake.. what a load of shit that was, but it was too late to get it out of the cd player"
imagine flicking through daytime radio and hearing that hahaha
***turning
Karl seems much more with it here.
Piddle-Trent-Hide! Oscar Piddle-Trenthide wot are ya doing? You're late!
Talking about the wedding dj slot, golden
I always wondered who Ricky thought Robbie Coltrane played in Lord of the rings LOL 😂
Gimli, maybe.
I think it was more like "well hes in that other one (harry potter) so he's probably in this other magical shit too"
"That was actually Mr Dixon himself"
2:37 the birth of “Hip Hop Hurray!”, cracking feature
I think it started on Steve's university radio show. I found a torrent of those years ago
I love listening to these old shows, been round a few times now. I always feel Steve's stories break the momentum of the show though.
25:51 😂 sounds like Ricky was about to curse lol
He even went "f--- oh!"
13:35 one of the many examples of the boys having to apologize to a close relative over something they said about them on air
It was pecking me head and stuff!