THAT'S CRINGE: Girl Defined (Part 2)
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THAT'S CRINGE: Girl Defined (Part 2)
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“Why I waited until I had my first child to have sex”
What type of logic is that?
😂
man cool 3 watch Jane the virgin
man cool 3 Christian logic
Gold
"dave was for waiting to kiss after marriage!" yeah and dave was also put through gay conversion therapy my love
That's priceless and sad, that means that the guy will probably be in the closet forever
Chris J ah who are we kidding their husbands are cheating on them with each others
Wait did he really that’s sad. How do you know?
That’s really depressing
it's not therapy it's " making you do manual labor and beat you with a bible until you tell me you aren't gay anymore", it's literally abuse camps
now that Cody is married he can finally kiss
Yes 🙌
Oh for sure he and Kelsey are doing sooo much kissing omg
Kelsey got pregnant purely from kissing!
And he's not ashamed of that!!
@@devidocsprobably held hands without gloves...
Bethany’s husband went to conversion camp twice so that’s a pretty solid explanation as to why he was down to not kiss her
Kinda sounds like he has struggles OH FUCK
@@Random-sk6hmLMAO
Oh no.... That brother is gayyyyyyy
Wait is this true…
@@Random-sk6hmmr struggle…..
“You hear that? That’s me unfoldin my bible. 😩💦🤙🏻📖”
abbey christine girl.
Got me wet
"Baby, I wanna have a three-way: The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit"
Hahahahaha
Abbey Christine 👀
No one:
Girl defined: 👁️👄👁️ 👁️💋👁️
m a y aツ oh my god
I AM DEAD 😂
no they don’t have lips
it’s more like: 👁-👁
clementine 👁___👁 👁.👁
m a y a 😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that she says “We’re gonna be doing so much kissing and I’m not ashamed of that!” like it’s an act of rebellion to be kissing your husband
no she is just sharing that she is super excited about it?!
@@ColetteCherry boohoo 😢
Yeah, it was not the #girlboss moment she thought it was
I mean it's kinda sad cause I bet she has viewers that do see that as rebellious to say
@@ColetteCherry no because why should she be ashamed of it? That's the weird part.
7:38 Just found out that Bethany didn't find out the actual "mechanics" of sex until she was 20 YEARS OLD. She found out while babysitting and flipping through a children's educational book. It honestly makes me really sad for her.
@walkingthroughthewaves yeah weird how you western people find innocence and purity sad, how twisted is that? what is wrong with person not having body count?what is wrong with having a husband/wife and saving themselves for the true love? average american woman goes through 5 men until she finds the one she wants to be with, imagine being smart and saving yourself the pain and suffering of going through that bs and focusing on education/hobbies until you're mature enough to handle a relationship and know exactly what you want. For you people at the age of 13 its ok to have bf and change them since then, look at std rate in your country and compare to conutries that hold their religious values high.how you liberals can be blind
She's pretending to be a sex expert now! She's been married and sexually active for four years.
It’s easy to hate these women, and I definitely do, but when you think about why they are the way that they are it can only make you feel bad for them. They have never had a thought of their own one time in their lives, everything they do is because of their religion. All they do is parrot what their cult told them. They likely know nothing about the real world and have mounds of self hatred.
NEED a source on that lol
@@sawyernorthrop4078 She talks about it in a podcast ep! Rachel Oates includes the clip in one of her videos on Girl Defined :)
*"I haven't even met my husband yet. He's a penpal"* 💀💀💀💀
I read that as he said that, omg this keeps happening
lolol
got.nothing.toulouse shit like that keeps happening to me to it’s weird
got.nothing.toulouse wtf all the time
Omg I have a friend who literally did this except she met him once 😷
their homosexual husbands: I'm all for not kissing until marriage!!!! :)))))))))
their husbands probably grew up in a christian family and they marry them to show their family they’re straight 💀
ayelet Which is so sad, I’m a Christian and we have gay family members. I can’t imagine them having to marry the opposite gender just to not get dis-owned or hurt by their family.
“Why even kiss when we’re married? You know? Like let’s just keep waiting for a while?”
I feel bad for them honestly, being forced to suppress their sexuality out of fear to come to me.. me and god dosen’t give a fuck about love...
Satan thank you, Satan
This video is even sadder (and funnier, in a way) after Girl Defined’s more recent video of them both admitting they weren’t even attracted to their husbands as they were walking down the aisle ON THEIR WEDDING DAYS. Purity culture has such a stronghold on them it’s really quite sad.
O O F
What's the video called?
video?
Wait so like did they never see their husbands before or?
@@elise9189 If I remember correctly, they both said walking down the aisle they were questioning if they were even attracted to the person at the other end. It was really sad honestly.
The way Kristen said “Thirtyyyyy…. Yearss” with so much snark and condescension😂 I always get the feeling that they both lowkey can’t stand each other
Oh they fucking hate each other 😂
Their literally biological sisters so I don't think that's the case
@@royythaboi7163 clearly you've never had siblings
Aren’t their husbands sleeping with each other lol
Bethany also rubs her children and fertility in Kristen's face who is struggling to conceive.
The girl on the right went:
👁👁👀👁👁👀👁👁👀👁👁👀👁👁
“MHM, Yeah, MHM, Yeah”
Lil Fish “MHMM” and “Yeah” ever 10 seconds
Yup, mmhh mmh
Vladimir Putin right when I saw this comment she said yeah
HAHAHHAHA
LMAOOOOOO
How to successfully marry a homosexual man as a heterosexual woman
Is it possible to learn this power?
lmao
@@bearpuns5910 with enough dedication to our lord and savior, ANYTHING is possible
Nuann aarpoq Underrated comment
@@bearpuns5910 Not from an Atheist.
The fact that the author of the book has since apologized and said he was very wrong is the icing on this very old wedding cake
Wow thats interesting. Do you have an article for that or the name of the book, I would love to read what he said
@@superbanananinja sure the author's name is Joshua Harris he published a book called "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" in 1997 a few years ago he came out and said that he did not feel that he was a Christian any longer and that he was very sorry because he felt that his book which kick-started Purity culture as we know it today ultimately more than likely harmed quite a few young male and female Christians by causing them to completely surprised you very natural feelings urges Etc but by also forcing them to put so much stock on the idea of Purity and their status is a virgin directly relating to their overall worth as a human being both personally and to others. I do not believe he was doing and started the entire metaphor of comparing a young woman's Virginity to that of a toothbrush ( no one wants to use a used toothbrush essentially, it's truly a lovely sentiment leveled at young girls starting from around the age of 10, to make sure the message really sticks about just how easily they can go from being pure and clean and good to disgusting and gross and covered in icky bacteria ). anyway I'll give you a link for an article to NPR covered about an interview he did with an excellent journalist I believe it it's only a portion of the interview. a documentary was made a few years ago called "I Survived I Kissed Dating Goodbye" is that he was a part of the with the tagline about "how would you feel if at the age of 21 you published a book that changed the way millions of people felt about their sexuality, in a very damaging way". the RUclipsr fundie Fridays focuses on aspects of fundamentalist Christianity and while she does talk about purity culture sporadically because it's just weird crops up in that Community, she talks about the lot in one of the videos about gay conversion, if you're interested about learning about a lot of the more obscure aspects of fundamentalist Christianity that you really don't see in mainstream media ( mostly because they don't want to freak people out if there's any chance of potentially converting them later, they also know full well that every year more and more of their practices are considered to be completely out of line by the majority)
anyway that's the link to the interview the documentary is available on Amazon I think for a 1.99, the first book is still available although I don't know if it was ever put on e-readers. enjoy, it's a fascinating... if somewhat troubling rabbit hole !
www.npr.org/2019/07/21/743926857/evangelical-writer-who-influenced-purity-culture-announces-separation-from-wife
You need to comment this in their video.
Oh hell yeah w commenter, you based as fuck
@@cheerfulsatanist i just want to say thank you so much for sharing this!!
I was raised this type of Christan and what usually ends up happening is people get married WAY to early, and end up hating their husband/wife
And they can’t divorce them
Yeah, they’d be so desperate to jump each other’s bones that they’d get married at, like, 18, have sex, then realize, oh, I was just horny. I’m now stuck with this person who I don’t even know and hate having sex with forever, unless one of us dies or cheats first (which always happens). This belief system ruins lives, dude.
exactly. they dont give themselves time to actually get to know the person. people's true colors dont really come out until at least a year of being in a relationship.
Yep and then you get divorced 2 years later like I did.
@@NativeAsElizabethWarren Sorry to hear that :(
Y’know what’s romantic? Not displaying affection for the person you love.
Their exact philosophy 👀
No, not even acknowledging the person you love unless they do some sort of extremely complicated mating dance for at least fifteen minutes. Then, they only get 33.34 seconds to tell you what they need to.
Lmao
👁️👄👁️
@@dontmindme5207 i'm sorry i'm very stupid but i don't understand what this comment is trying to say
Next girl defined:
Why I waited to HUG my own children.
Emilia Glover damn I’m literally laughin
@@chelseabourdo4768 *dang* we are people of GOD no cursing lol
Men she's gonna die virgin she won't have kids
Kaylee Williams yes. But every child of God has said damn. It’s in the Bible😂
Emilia Glover
cHiLdReN??
the fact that the men were "excited" to wait until marriage to kiss makes sense when you find out that both of their husbands have been to conversion therapy several times
WAIT WHAT
YEAH!!@@briarshine
I’m confused about whether this is true or not? I see ppl commenting it’s not true or it is true.. never seen a link to any proof
@@clairewillow6475 putting a link in a youtube comment is notoriously difficult bc yt flags them as malicious usually, or like they don't want links in their comment section idk. so youtube as a platform will jst kinda take down most comments with links and it's normal for people to just not even try to post a link (bc it will be deleted anyway by a youtube bot). also you do realize you can just google things yourself, right? you don't need someone to find you a fucking link to an article lmao. sometimes i feel like some people are GENUINELY unaware that they can google things on their own and it's not anyone else's job LOL
@@fossilfightersfanforever7243 well obviously there are contradictory statements out there because tons of ppl have different opinions on this and some of them think Google is a top notch peer reviewed source lmaooo
"This isn't even in the Bible", like these girls are trying for extra credit from Jesus
”I’ve never even met my husband, he’s a penpal” gets me everytime😂😂😂
We got married, and now I'm f**king other men just so that I don't kiss my husband's pee wee.
That's true devotion ya'll/.
I was the 2800th like, sorry I know it’s not relevant but I’m sad and it was therefore my life goal
@@jknight9008 rip
@@jknight9008 I’m happy for you, lad. I’m a year late but still happy for you
She did a LITERAL U TURN
It's Kayla *LITERALLY* A U-TURN
It's Kayla *LIKE LITERALLY AN aCtUaL U TURN!!*
a *LITERAL* u-turn she is so wild and crazy!
Fun fact! My husband and I were watching his sister’s basketball game at a Christian school. I gave him a hug and a quick kiss. Newlywed bliss and all that. We had some lady scream at us how inappropriate we were being and how we were being disrespectful to god. Like ??? I kissed my husband? From the way she reacted, you would think I was giving him a blowy right then and there.
that was funny I liked that thank you for sharing
@@pannnella I agree it was funny thank you for sharing as well
she thinks a light peck is as sinful as a full-blown makeout in public and making everybody uncomfortable
@@foobrazyI agree it was pretty damn funny, thanks for sharing.
I got a chuckle out of that, I appreciate you sharing
The fact that they think you can’t make out with someone and have mutual REAL respect for each other if so fucking sad honestly
🙌🏽 standards are in the toilet for them clearly
Why does that girl look like a Walmart version of Meghan trainor
I can't unsee it now
They almost cast her for high School musical but she wouldn't say she likes hip hop 😂
That's the only version of Meghan Trainor there is.
Shes all about that bible
Luffy PirateKing more like dollar store
these girls were social distancing from their husbands before it was cool smh
Grace Lytle yooo 💀💀😂
they are fucking trendsetters😌🧚🏻♀️✨
Most underrated comment by far.
this comment is living proof i'm not the only one rewatching these every month 😌
they invented the meaning of social distancing
I'm glad Cody and Kelsey got engaged so they can start kissing soon 🥰
"Reserving intimacy until marriage." Great, so you're marrying a guy who is literally only your friend. Neither of them did anything beyond just being a homie with someone. No touching, no physical exploration, no deeper connection, just hanging out and talking like friends and they're proud as shit of that lol. Hell, even homies are more intimate than these two with their friends.
Fr I'm a straight guy and kiss my homies on the lips sometimes (this is not sarcasm)
@@Random-sk6hm Honestly this seems pretty sweet to me.
@@slerkij Thanks we just being free and not taking anything too seriously
when she says "im gonna be doing lots of kissing!!!" she sounds like a middle schooler talking about her 3 day boyfriend
Fr she acting like guy who got a 11/10 in a tbh rating
@@KurosakaLMAOOOO
Reverend Niggalus Holy shit 😂
Oof I wanted to have a girlfriend in middle school didn't work out well
this aint even middle schoolers lmao, this is like eleemntry school kids
These girls definitely listen to the clean version of Megan trainor
Kids Bop version of Top 40 songs
these girls ARE the clean version of meghan trainor
Don't disrespect Megan Trainor like that
Nah Meghan Trainor probably promotes "ungodly things"
As a former cheesy Christian music listener they listen to Britt Nicole
Bethany _looks_ like Meghan Trainor
I was just rewatching this and realized the book the read must be 'I Kissed Dating Goodbye' by Joshua Harris.
Fun fact: He deconverted and is no longer Christain. Or married. I think his ex deconverted too. Joshua also apologized to all the people he w his book. Including tons of LGBT+ people, women & girls who had purity culture forced onto them, all the people who lost family/community when they couldn't live up to these crazy standards, and many couples who didn't know they had zero chemistry until after they married.
The whole purity culture thing is incredibly disgusting & has hurt so many people. Wonder if Girl Defined will ever apologize for the people they hurt. Doubt it. Not only are they nowhere near as honest as Joshua Harris, but all their money is tied up in their Xtian Woman* bullsh^t.
It definitely is that book. His ex-wife Shannon is on Instagram and has written a book that's being released next year. From what she has said, it sounds like she has been through an experience that resulted in depression, and is currently going through therapy.
Purity culture was so damaging and unhealthy. Even if you didn't support the extreme views, it was so far-reaching in Christian circles it was almost impossible to avoid it, with people publishing books about it right, left and centre; Rebecca St James singing 'Wait For Me', Christian rock band BarlowGirl comparing themselves to Sleeping Beauty who is waiting for her prince charming in the song 'Average Girl' ('No more dating/I'm just waiting'), and purity contracts included at the end of Melody Carlson's 'Diary of A Teenage Girl' book series. Fun fact: the BarlowGirl sisters were also big fans of Joshua Harris' book, and they too had a strict no-dating/no kissing philosophy very similar to GD, which shows that actually, GD are not the first to speak out about it. But only one of the 3 BarlowGirl sisters have married, the other 2 are apparently still single, so the no dating thing obviously didn't work out very well for them.
@@Damsel_in_This_DressI’m so confused by that lol. How do you get married without dating? Did they just tell their parents to find a nice guy and arrange a marriage?
He wasn’t the only one to blame for purity culture though.. he was brainwashed by it he didn’t create it. There’s A LOT more people to blame other than poor Josh Harris… I consider him a victim as well too. Still spouting this nonsense past the age of 20 is the really diabolical part of all this. And I’m all for chastity and imitating the stoics IF you want that. I’m just not down for people shaming a couple for like, touching eachother sometimes 😳 also dating is the best way to get to know someone and see how’d they’d be in an intimate relationship.. yeah maybe you don’t need to have sex but you should at least see how they are romantically as opposed to like, one of your bros
"that's me unfolding my Bible" will never not make me die laughing
"Why I waited until marriage to get divorced"
Why I wait until divorce to get married
Why I waited until I woke up to go to sleep.
Why I waited until I breathed out to breathe in
Why I waited to go to school to pull out my glock
“Why I waited until my resurrection to commit suicide”
damn i didnt know that meghan trainor was this conservative....
stop
Don't stop
LMFAAOOOO
@@Super-wx6br That was.. so fuckin stupid.
she looks like meghan trainor in 'hocus pocus' kathy najimi makeup
Noel: "you hear that?" *paper crumpling* "that's me unfolding my bible"
girl defines just had some god honoring tinglings
Who besides me is currently doing the rewatch of thats cringe?
Me
Me
I want them to do another video on Girl Defined now that Bethany's husband is deconstructing
I'm watching it all for the first time, so close enough?
“I’ve never even met my husband, he’s a pen pal.” I love Cody.
1000th like hah
cody is a goat
That part was so funny lol
"I haven't even met my husband. He's a pen pal." JSHJGSHHSHIGDGW
i read that before watching the part of the video and i thought one of the girls said that
I wouldnt be surprised if one of them did
@@shonaaastreams bro you down bad
To make sure u don’t go to far and displease god please DO NOT include xo in any of yours letters. You may regret it
a girl kissed me in 9th grade. we didnt know shit about each other even after talking for a week on AIM. we agreed to meet up. she just went at me with full tongue diving and robotic jaw movement for like 2 mins and i'm not sure either of us were attracted to each other. i imagine that's what bethany experienced on her honeymoon, except with full on existentrial dread that maybe her future together with this other purity cultist will be a sham and they'll be forced to make it work for the rest of their lives.
It is so funny rewatching this after finding out that they weren't even attracted to their husbands when they married them.
PROBABLY MADE WAITING A WHOLE LOT EASIER HUH? LMAO
WHAT
They make me feel like I’m not a virgin.
MarcProductions ikr. it’s like they kiss their parents on the cheek and they’re like
We LoSt our kissing VirGinTy
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I lost my K-Card... I know I know, it’s a crazy concept to grasp, I’m not even married yet.
me too lmaooo
@@gun2424 Sameee and I lost it with my friend. Guess I'm the biggest sinner in their books now. 🤷🏻♀
Deborah N it do be like that sometimes 😔
No one has mentioned this so I’m gonna say it: do you realize they’re definitely going to pressure their kids into doing this too
I hope one of there kids are an atheist just so they can teach their moms that there not all that
Damn the reply’s are so dark 😂 I just hope their kids just wake them up from the trance they are in.
Let's just hope they don't have children.....
Alicia Long too late Bethany is pregnant
W i n n i e Yep. If not they’re probably gonna tell them that they’re going to hell for it
"Both of our boyfriends were perfectly fine with not kissing or having sex at all until we're married. In fact they were ecstatic about it!"
Wow! congrats on having asexual boyfriends I'm sure the wedding night will be amazing
Ikr what’s the flex in saying your BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND isn’t sexually attracted to you?
Actually they have gay boyfriends, they both went through 'conversion therapy'
I never understood how closeted gay men ended up married- now I finally see.
@@Travigameis To be fair this breaks my heart
Waiting to do everything until marriage seems to be overwhelming... I remember my first time doing physical stuff, it was so overwhelming and having to do all at once seems so stressful. Also you don't know what's good or shit so you're setting yourself up to failure
Agreed. When you do it as you naturally feel you want it, it’s usually staggered out. You do all the bases. I’m married now (for 4 years), but I’ve been with my husband since we were 14. It’s so much less intimidating taking things slowly. I can imagine their wedding nights would be full of fear, instead of celebration and relaxation with your new husband. They make physical activity, it’s escalation and sex the sole focus of that night/holiday too, cos they’ve waited so long that they’re desperate. So if it ain’t The Best™️, their entire view of sex becomes warped. Waiting to kiss? That’s just..
Exactly. Like, the whole idea is waiting until you’re ready. Then on the day of your wedding you’re supposed to be magically prepared and ready for all of it at once?
girl defined: why i waited until marriage to take off my clothes in the shower.
“Why I was isolated from society in a commune of Christian women to avoid finding out men exist until I got married”
@@theguywhoasked2016 Yours sounds like the title of one of those youtube animated stories lmao
I literally had a super catholic friend that would take off her clothes when she was in already in shower because seeing her own naked body gave her “impure” thoughts....like girl GIRL
@@acissej821 the fuck 😂 thats sexual frustration on a whole different level
@@acissej821 that's hilarious 😂
Ugh, premarital eye contact. Ugh, I’m gagging at the thought of it.
I cant believe you even said that word
Heathen
HOW DARE YOU
Mr struggles can’t stop gagging
Some people make me sick🤢
in an exact opposite experience, i had my first kiss topless, with a girl, in the backseat of a jetta
This is literally the coolest thing ive ever read
do you want people to clap or something cuz it was a lesbian thing? talk about seeking attention.
@@kyon-kyon- It's relevant to the "exact opposite experience" part, and honestly is pretty sweet and funny when put side by side with dont-kiss-before-marriage folks.
@@kyon-kyon-☝️🤓 womp womp
shockingly, i do know one couple who waited to kiss until their wedding day (and idk about the husband but that was actually the wife’s first kiss ever) and they are still super happy and have like 4 kids who aren’t little anymore but the parents have been married for decades and still killin it haha. I definitely don’t think it’s for everyone but ig if that works for you and your spouse more power to ya right!?
If it works… great, nbd. But the preachiness is what gets to people
I also don't let myself cough or sneeze, bc it could potentially break my hymen and that would go against save for marriage laws. Purity = maturity = security with the Lord
IM FUCKING CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY DJNAAJJASJJ
*purity=maturity=security with the lordt* I'M CACKLING
Thats genius 👀🤧
i'm crying too bc it's too beautiful that God dictates my bodily functions
that's the mantra i recite in the mirror each morning! haha
What if these girls had another sister but didn’t talk to her because she hi fived before marriage
this is my headcanon now
Kinda hoping they do have another sister, BUT she's either apart of the LGBTQ or she's athiests, cause that's hilarious
(I'm both those things so don't come at me saying that it's disrespectful)
Poppy Mackenzie-Fay No it’s because she had sex with a mr stuggle before having kids
@wool joker Who the hell is Sult???
I’m pretty sure they have 1 or 2 other sisters but there also Christian and like this
Has anyone gone and watched their first kiss since this video? It was so horribly awkward, and exactly as Noel and Cody described it… too funny 😂
OMG LINK SEND ill die lauging lmao
Personally, I think there's nothing wrong with waiting until marriage for kissing, if its what they want to do then so be it, but their approach abt it is so off. They are so focused on the "purity" aspect of Christianity, when its so impossible for us to all be as pure as they want us to be. We saw this same mindset with the types of guy girls shouldn't date, they wanted the perfect man who is so godly and perfect they aren't even allowed to struggle with sin. It's just bothersome to me abt their approach to Christianity, it's rlly should be all about accepting the lord as their savior and putting the best effort to show so, not if they are perfect in doing so.
Pretty hypocritical too since Jesus was all about forgiving sinners and not expecting people to be perfect
You’re very right, focusing on purity so much is being religious. Trying to “be so pure” is like tricking yourself into thinking im pure enough to be a good Christian. When no christian will ever be good enough God’s grace is the only thing that will ever be enough to purify us. Just because you’re not intimate with a prospective spouse doesn’t mean you haven’t sinned sexually. Jesus literally says if you lust for someone in your heart you have already sinned. My point is I agree with you!
Next from girl defined: why I waited until we had kids to have sex
This was fucking hilarious. And I want you to know I bust out laughing reading it.
omfg ahaaa
nickegofficial you’re welcome lmao
Mairead Hudson this is gold
nickegofficial has
My favorite thing is Cody not knowing where Noel is going with a joke but then busting out laughing when he realizes
No comments yet so i want u to see ur likes
Here lemme comment something
I noticed that too that’s so hilarious 😂🤣🤣
Dad sad mad lad tad had pad rad bad
You guys are hilarious! The editing is good too. 😂😘😘
Now that Dav is deconstructing, you could do another video
almost forgot to watch this today
Me too
Imagine her fiance just trying to kiss her and she just pulls A LITERAL U-TURN to escape
notsonormal girl
I think it would be the other way around, since her husband is, how I like to call him, mr.secretlygay
😂 😂
🤣
In the middle of the road.
@@SapphireRaichu like Jason statham
*Why I waited 9 years to acknowledge my children*
*Laughs in Dynastic politics*
Savage
“I had to wait to feed my newborn for 3 days and you know it just brought us closer. I had to know if my baby only wanted me or my fifth juice” 😂😂😂
I had to make sure that the kid want Me and not just gonna drink milk from other mom or cows
*Dad?*
Fun fact: her new husband Dave is not just struggling with the fact that he is gay (according to him and her) but also deconstructing his religion and doesn't believe in her cult anymore..... 😂😂😂😂😂
Still watching this on a regular basis in 2023 this video never gets old to me
Planning to wait until marriage to have your first kiss is the Christian adult version of middle schoolers planning to hug each other after school
mane that elementary stuff
Sleazy Hotcakes you must be in middle school
Xiulolipop WNSKBSKDN WHY IS THIS SO TRUE
Awww that's cute. When I was in middle school, half the kids were already having sex after school, and this was at a strict Catholic school lol
queencleopatra007 its still like that lol
Just to be clear... Bethany dated the guy like a couple months got engaged and couple months later was married.
They didn’t wait for shit.
Pfft. Talk about being guy obsessed.
Yeah that’s called the guy wanted to fuck FAST so he said let’s get married.
Sounds like she has a case of " Ms. Struggle"! 😏
A lot of hyper religious people marry FAST and so they end up being unhappy because a lot marry too young (to them, not being married by 25 as a girl is embarrassing 🙄. It's pretty sad to teach your daughter that) and too soon. But they can't divorce because they ARE hyper religious after all. So, the husband just cheats and the wife ends up an alcoholic behind that white picket fence.
They couldn't wait to do the kissing... Oh the kissing
The way Cody and Noel build off of each other's jokes/comedy is top fuckin tier
It's so sad to see someone trying SO hard to convince themselves that they are ok with what they're doing. 😒😒😒
Wait till she wants kids and realizes what she's gonna have to give her husband in order to get pregnant 😂😂😂😂😂
her: my husband was COMPLETELY on board
....well considering he’s gay
That's a rumor
Emma he went to gay conversion therapy. They spoke about it in a video.
Sydney Prather Right, the video that was “deleted due to backlash.” Why isn’t there a single clip online? SOMEBODY would have recorded it, you could find it in a quick Google search. The other video that people cite has no mention of it whatsoever, only one person speculating in the comment section of the livestream. Not a single reliable source has said it. I looked everywhere. The only people I’ve seen talk about it are in RUclips comments, Reddit, or Tumblr. The Holy Trinity of reliable sources, no? If you can link me to a reliable source with evidence that it’s true, I’ll believe you, but until then, I’m certain that it’s a rumor. I’m not trying to be rude, I’m just trying to slow the spread of harmful rumors.
@@emma-di5ly ruclips.net/video/ADjrbHBpey4/видео.html the reason why their isn't that many clips is probably cuz no one wants to watch the hour long vid but here u go
@@emma-di5ly the first 40 seconds you'll see him crack a gay joke lol
1:20 “welcome back this is moses and ezekiel” TOOK ME TF OUT
daniela s 😂
You hit that 666 likes 💀💀💀
What about Abraham and issac?
rat madame
sameeee
Take four years to know her personality?! I looked at a cross wall in a beige house for three seconds and I know her entire soul.
beards marrying beards. a relationship with no intimacy for 3 years might as well be a friendship
next on girl defined:
why i waited to breastfeed my own child
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“My husband hasn’t even seen my breasts, it just didn’t seem fair”
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Cause the baby started twitching and non stop crying so we were like OK
Nah nah. It was more like; Girl Defined: Why I didn't vaccinate my child.
"I just wanted to wait til I knew that my son respected me before I could breast feed him and it only took 14 years"
these are the girls that think every gay girl has a crush on them
Lesbian: **exists**
Girl Defined: Look, I’m sorry but I’m waiting for my first kiss with my husband-
This is so accurate
No they’re actually extremely anti-LGBTQ. They wrote an entire document called “LGBTQ Community and their Sneaky Agenda” and I think it speaks for itself.
@@pickleioi9058 Those things don't exclude each other.
What I think the commenter meant is that these are the type of girls that immediately get suspicious of the intentions of every lesbian or bi girl they come across.
The type of person that believes someone being attracted to the same gender automatically equates them feeling attracted or them having inappropriate thoughts towards every available person of said gender.
For real they think like "boys is obsessed with me", "I'm so pretty", "people like me/what I'm doing"
Can we PLEASE get a part 3?
i watch kody and noel’s girl defined videos every january to start my year out right
those men wouldn’t kiss them until marriage bc they were too busy kissing each other
No because both their husbands were gays
@Genocide is fun I know I just deepened the plothole
@Genocide is fun use Depth Strider boots
@Genocide is fun np
Omg 😂😂
I'm saving my first kiss for the kiss of death
So romantic😍😍
Fuck yeah !
yuvansb1 That is the zenith of romanticism.
Im saving my first Kiss for the shotgun 😍🥰
pretty sure that's illegal
I was having a super shitty day and needed a laugh so I came back to watch these years later and I’m crying laughing. Thank you for turning my mood around 😂
as someone who works at lush i can confirmed she is dressed up like an off broadway rose gold bathbomb
I bet right now she’s discovering that her husband is “Mr. Struggles to Get It Up”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thats funny bc he's actually gay
Taylor P shit man.
I’m crying 😂
@@ainsleysuntjens1921 is he actually
Apparently on a live stream it was mentioned he went to a conversion camp. If it's true, kinda sad.
Girl defined is gonna tell their kids that they have to wait until marriage to have a boyfriend
Wait-
IM DEAD
That is if they ever have kids, who knows how long they'll wait to have sex with their husbands
I-
@That One hahahahah
Please guys im begging for another girldefined thats cringe for 2023
9:30 bro i love how noel smacked cody's hand
Plot twist: Noel and Cody are the husbands
😂😂
Plot twist
Is that even a plot twist
Wtf I swear imagine
ah ah ah... Mr. Unsaved
This is my comfort video
Imagine what it must have felt like to be 7 years behind your sister in marriage and KISSING, and then sit there and have your sister brag about the past 7 years for another 7 years
At my Christian cousin’s wedding, when the pastor said “You may now kiss the bride”, there was an awkward pause and then they hugged... 😫
W H A T
Autumn Rashleigh just imagining that made me cringe into the next life
you cant be serious!? 😟
Bullshit.
I just had to like this for the even 200
Why I waited for my first kiss until I was pregnant
💀💀💀
hold up
Wait a second-
How many subscribers can I get with no videos!? and I oop-
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
those videos never get old oh my god
i rewatch this video when i’m sad. it’s cheered me up everytime for 2 years now 😭
THATS CRING: GIRL DEFINED 3
“Why Im waiting for our 50th anniversary to think about having sex”
Just to think about lol 🤣
Sofia probably 60 years of age each before they have sex
Imagine your whooole family witnessing your very first kiss.
I was cringing at that idea too.
Omg didn't think about that
In my religion, literally happens all the time
Not Ethan Stone weird asf
Kit Kat . Idk, it’s not weird to me anymore
I could literally write a million pages on why the way these girls act is so dangerous and awful and real life scenarios I and others have experienced, but I'll save yall the trouble. But long story short: it. Messes. People. Up.
STAYY AAWAAAYYYYY
I can get behind the idea of waiting to kiss, due to comfort or whatever reason, but I'd be so nervous to discover that my partners a *really* bad kisser on our wedding night of all nights. I've had some bad kissers in relationships before and it not only taints my ability to be comfortable around them, but also taints a big part of how both of us express our appreciation for each other (be it a kiss on the cheek or elsewhere)
Imagine never kissing someone and then GOING ALL THE WAY in one day. No build up. No experience. Just straight to sex. Uncomfortable, inexperienced sex.
Ahri 9Tails It would absolutely blow!
Yikes
Just imagine it:
Both look at bed
Girl- “so what happens now?”
Guy- “Well I committed a sin when I was fourteen when I watched this video.. Anyway I think it goes like this” whips out dick
Girl- “wtf is that!”
Boy- “mr struggle”
Know what? Imma stop thinking about this
I did all in one day
Actually I did it all in one day too but it felt comfortable because I’d been talking to the person
why i waited until marriage to find someone to marry
Olivia Gill LMFAOOO
LOL
I waited until marriage to find someone who exists
“That’s Cringe: Girl Defined Part 3: Divorce”
I gave it up on the first date, granted he also made me feel safe enough over text and before ever going on that official date to make me realize I could trust him and that he actually cared for me- now me and that guy have been dating for almost a year an a half and we both mutually agree on moving in together and adopting cats even before marriage.
Cody needs to make merch that says “mr. struggle” on it
Yes
Those chicks would *1000%* sue
lol yes
then make merch that says "divorce" so that it would be like those couples shirts
Omg yeah
“why i waited until marriage to make eye contact”
This works so well with your profile pic haha
Why I waited to marriage to meet my husband
"why I waited untill marriage to encounter a human of the opposite sex"
Chiara LMFAOO
why i waited until marriage ask what my husband's name is
Cody saying she’s dressed like a bathbomb as the first line is SO funny to me oml
“I don’t know how to throw it back”💀💀
I’m actually waiting until marriage to date
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*islam has entered the chat* (from a muslim by the way😂)
ItzNotMyGuy as you should
ItzNotMyGuy 😂😂
I'VE BEEN LAUGHING AT YOUR COMMENT FOR WAY TOO LONG