Jerry Accidentally Turns Into A Mobster | The Susie | Seinfeld

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @dhooomketu
    @dhooomketu 4 месяца назад +876

    Jerry humming "Believe it or not George isn't at home" 😂😂

    • @uziel900able
      @uziel900able 4 месяца назад +20

      I didn't even recall that until i heard him. 😂😂😂

    • @Theothesleeper
      @Theothesleeper 4 месяца назад +14

      Hey am i crazy or is that a lot of gum?
      ITS A LOT OF GUM!

    • @karanjain5663
      @karanjain5663 4 месяца назад +14

      Where could I be?

    • @Jesus-ml8cz
      @Jesus-ml8cz 4 месяца назад +2

      Lmfao yes! Love this.

    • @HauntingPeace
      @HauntingPeace 4 месяца назад +6

      Is that the only canon song with that tune in the Seinfeld universe or do they have the greatest action hero?

  • @T3t4nu5
    @T3t4nu5 4 месяца назад +502

    There was nothing we could do. Jerry was a made man and Suzie wasn't.

    • @gulleyfoyle6859
      @gulleyfoyle6859 4 месяца назад +23

      He’s a good earner.

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 4 месяца назад +29

      She never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

    • @uberneanderthal
      @uberneanderthal 4 месяца назад +15

      It's a fusilli message. it means Suzie Santini sleeps wit da fishes (complete accident, million to one shot)

    • @elliothill3953
      @elliothill3953 4 месяца назад +17

      It’s sad when they go young like that.

    • @blamethefranchise1473
      @blamethefranchise1473 4 месяца назад +13

      @@elliothill3953 WHEN THEY GO!?!?

  • @brandonslade2134
    @brandonslade2134 4 месяца назад +69

    The laughing while hes in the trunk is the funniest part of the bit lmao

  • @EZZMONEY
    @EZZMONEY 4 месяца назад +425

    It was great seeing the Mike Moffitt character get a second episode after his epic parking space beef with Costanza

    • @Not_a_smart_man
      @Not_a_smart_man 4 месяца назад +38

      I don’t have a job!
      Neither do I!

    • @shonda79able
      @shonda79able 4 месяца назад +24

      "WHY'D YOU TELL HIM?!!"

    • @charlesezelle465
      @charlesezelle465 4 месяца назад +25

      @@Not_a_smart_man That time George finally matches against one of his own 😂

    • @trueblade3636
      @trueblade3636 4 месяца назад +5

      Mike Moffit looked like a guy who remembrances George, but more succes, I though. Moffitt looks pretty tough for a short bald guy... Until I saw this episode

    • @jordanrogers9296
      @jordanrogers9296 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@trueblade3636
      I heard the actor was one of the guys considered for George.

  • @Thee-bob
    @Thee-bob 4 месяца назад +106

    “It’s all water near a bridge” 😂

  • @trueblade3636
    @trueblade3636 4 месяца назад +188

    "Not only that, but I also broke his thumbs"
    With *not only that* Jerry actually confirms he killed Suzie!

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 4 месяца назад +11

      Jerry ordered the hit, and Elaine followed through.

    • @Jguthro
      @Jguthro 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@JanetStarChild No more Suz

  • @fallenangel9398
    @fallenangel9398 4 месяца назад +272

    Mike being in the trunk 😂 thinking Jerry is a mobster

  • @VincentAgostino-gy6hr
    @VincentAgostino-gy6hr 4 месяца назад +294

    That Peterman car is perfect Peterman.

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 4 месяца назад +18

      1955 Jaguar XK 140

    • @elliothill3953
      @elliothill3953 4 месяца назад +3

      @@BDUBZ49what a beauty, I thought it was some old school Delahaye 135 at first

    • @hands-ongaming7180
      @hands-ongaming7180 3 месяца назад +4

      @@elliothill3953and then he just casually rear ends another car with it

    • @BarefootViking
      @BarefootViking 2 месяца назад

      Truly lol

  • @ptysme
    @ptysme 2 месяца назад +9

    Micheal Richard's delivery is so good "now you gotta let it riiiide!"

  • @sandeepandas6742
    @sandeepandas6742 4 месяца назад +326

    Mike is from the first three Pirates of the Caribbean movies. You know the duo with the one with the wooden eye. Mike was the other guy

  • @BDUBZ49
    @BDUBZ49 4 месяца назад +120

    "I don't want any sweet action." Nor does he want to be a pirate, a cowboy or Switzerland!

    • @roytrenneman2200
      @roytrenneman2200 4 месяца назад +6

      Lmao!

    • @suhuhsgee
      @suhuhsgee 2 месяца назад +1

      i dont wanna be a pirate 🙁🙁 hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 4 месяца назад +237

    It’s ALWAYS Kramer who unintentionally makes the situation worse. Of course he’s the one who broke the trunk, leading to the loss of Mike’s thumbs, AND he’s the one who bumps the car and locks Mike in the trunk! 😂

    • @bink
      @bink 4 месяца назад +23

      And then the REAL Peterman accidentally lets him out. That's one ripping good yarn! 👍

    • @Blas4ublasphemy
      @Blas4ublasphemy 4 месяца назад +13

      @@bink Put that in the book

    • @lillyraj-l4b
      @lillyraj-l4b 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Blas4ublasphemy Now that is interesting writing!

    • @bink
      @bink 4 месяца назад

      @@Blas4ublasphemy Take back your stories, you vagabond!

    • @allyson1691
      @allyson1691 4 месяца назад

      And the one doing the gambling …

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 4 месяца назад +60

    Fun Fact: Mike Moffatt would later play Pintel in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

    • @johnherbert1431
      @johnherbert1431 4 месяца назад +5

      I had no idea. That's very interesting

    • @Isaic02
      @Isaic02 4 месяца назад

      When did they ever say his name? I'm almost sure it wasn't stated in the first 3.

    • @Wynner3
      @Wynner3 3 месяца назад

      No wonder his face is so familiar.

    • @petersmithyy4556
      @petersmithyy4556 3 месяца назад

      That's immediately who I thought of when I saw him

    • @DutchVai
      @DutchVai 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Isaic02 Check the end credits..... you'll see it.

  • @benjamintribe4652
    @benjamintribe4652 4 месяца назад +25

    Jerry took full credit!...I think he likes being an accidental mobster!!😆💯

  • @newgunsrules
    @newgunsrules 4 месяца назад +75

    I wished Mike was featured more on the show.👍👍

  • @MK8Klexify
    @MK8Klexify 4 месяца назад +67

    Are you kidding its all Water near a bridge😂

    • @ArkAngelHFB
      @ArkAngelHFB 4 месяца назад +2

      I unironically use that when I''m back handley saying something is still an issue.

  • @eaglerabbit8922
    @eaglerabbit8922 4 месяца назад +62

    That guy is a great actor.

    • @Theothesleeper
      @Theothesleeper 4 месяца назад +9

      yeah he's got charisma

    • @bink
      @bink 4 месяца назад +18

      ​@@TheothesleeperHe's a phony.

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 4 месяца назад

      @@bink ....just like that Meryl Streep! a phony baloney!!

  • @DanielSalasDenegri
    @DanielSalasDenegri 4 месяца назад +116

    I love this how the trunk accident fits the mob style punishment for not paying your debts 😆

    • @penguin44ca
      @penguin44ca 4 месяца назад +21

      I love when people just state the joke like it was an accident they came up with it.

    • @fozzybear8878
      @fozzybear8878 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@penguin44caDaniel taught me something new.

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 4 месяца назад +5

      @@fozzybear8878 Fyi, they also broke peoples thumbs. That's what Rocky's boss told him to do in the first Rocky movie.

    • @fozzybear8878
      @fozzybear8878 4 месяца назад +2

      @@BDUBZ49 Cool. :)

    • @Strand0410
      @Strand0410 4 месяца назад +2

      That's the joke.

  • @jondrake1977
    @jondrake1977 4 месяца назад +10

    There is a Moffett Street in Orange County, CA.
    Every time I pass it I always say "what a phony"

  • @fouraztecas6342
    @fouraztecas6342 4 месяца назад +25

    4:48 jerrys face😂😂😂😂

  • @thejwvariety
    @thejwvariety 4 месяца назад +37

    "water near a bridge" 😆 accurate

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 4 месяца назад

      It's not accurate; the saying goes _"Water under the bridge"._

    • @funkapotamus86
      @funkapotamus86 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@JanetStarChildUnder would mean it's no longer an issue. He meant what he said.

  • @claudioaquinocesar4277
    @claudioaquinocesar4277 4 месяца назад +24

    "I like her..." This phrase from Elaine is one of the most absurd phrases in Seinfeld... 😂

    • @niiii_niiii
      @niiii_niiii 4 месяца назад +6

      She also uses that phrase when talking to George about Susan🤭

    • @claudioaquinocesar4277
      @claudioaquinocesar4277 4 месяца назад

      @@niiii_niiii But Susan exists...😂

    • @niiii_niiii
      @niiii_niiii 4 месяца назад +1

      @@claudioaquinocesar4277 she says it in a funny aggressive way 🤭😅

  • @markwatson5113
    @markwatson5113 4 месяца назад +6

    When the trunk slams and hearing Mike scream!! Omg 😂

  • @Spacemutiny
    @Spacemutiny 4 месяца назад +50

    “Oh God, I’m in trouble…” 😂😂😂

    • @Indie973
      @Indie973 4 месяца назад

      So is Jerry

  • @neeloreilly7163
    @neeloreilly7163 4 месяца назад +11

    I actually find this to be my favourite episode of seinfeld because it not only exemplifies each of the characters and story point seinfeld usually has but even increased it with a form of strangeness that blends in so well. The two combine created iconic moments after another. No matger what any one says about this episode they've got to admit georges ring tone is unforgettable

  • @ivanw2080
    @ivanw2080 4 месяца назад +37

    2:07 That face!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @blakedynasty8517
      @blakedynasty8517 4 месяца назад +4

      The Minecraft face lol

    • @billienews
      @billienews 4 месяца назад +3

      He sold it 😂

    • @rayanzaidi2793
      @rayanzaidi2793 4 месяца назад +1

      Something you could find in a horror movie

    • @HouseJawn
      @HouseJawn Месяц назад

      😝😝😝😝😝

  • @uziel900able
    @uziel900able 4 месяца назад +13

    He put his hands there.... No one asked for his help.

  • @Asif_Shawon007
    @Asif_Shawon007 4 месяца назад +33

    Its water near a bridge

  • @homelandsecuritytoday
    @homelandsecuritytoday 4 месяца назад +12

    01:24 Kramer's pocket didnt resist to come out for fresh air..

    • @jeffsims8270
      @jeffsims8270 4 месяца назад

      It's all the rage in BTTF 2.

  • @K_Reezee75
    @K_Reezee75 4 месяца назад +4

    😂 Jerry's reaction to Kramer screaming 0:09

  • @BDUBZ49
    @BDUBZ49 4 месяца назад +28

    Whatever medic taped Mike's thumbs must be the same guy who taped the middle finger of the guy who wanted to shake Danny Tartabull's hand.

  • @Theothesleeper
    @Theothesleeper 4 месяца назад +26

    the pita pocket prevents it from dripping. the pita pocket!!

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 4 месяца назад +18

    mike face at 2:07 LOL

    • @kidperk334
      @kidperk334 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @NaritusPwN
    @NaritusPwN 4 месяца назад +23

    This guy is one of the best actors of all the bit parts.

  • @angelthman1659
    @angelthman1659 Месяц назад +1

    in my opinion the funniest ever Seinfeld episode.

  • @JW-un8ui
    @JW-un8ui 4 месяца назад +2

    That was indeed a cool G, daddy-o. Jerry shoulda let it riiiiide 😂

  • @TheSmokedIrises
    @TheSmokedIrises 2 месяца назад

    love when you see Mike at the door all 👍😥👍

  • @kurt6410
    @kurt6410 4 месяца назад +70

    That thumbnail pic is a hall of famer

  • @kdonig84
    @kdonig84 4 месяца назад +5

    "But he didn't sleep with both of them." 😄

  • @jordanwhite8099
    @jordanwhite8099 4 месяца назад +9

    1:00 YOU dont have a gambling problem

  • @SJReid82
    @SJReid82 4 месяца назад +12

    Lee Arenberg's face acting is too funny!

  • @antonysameh1321
    @antonysameh1321 Месяц назад

    Jerry: I don't want anything to do with this guy
    Kramer: Hey Mike
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @filmjunkie4034
    @filmjunkie4034 День назад

    “Believe or not Georggggge isn’t at home” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @odomodometer
    @odomodometer 4 месяца назад +11

    That thumbnail 😂

  • @XtotheK
    @XtotheK 4 месяца назад +9

    Good little subplot for an episode, but I feel they missed an opportunity to get another look at the rivalry between Mike and George after the epic parking space dispute they had.

  • @StonedMeadowOfDoom
    @StonedMeadowOfDoom 23 дня назад +1

    Make her disappear HA HA HA 😂

  • @Canadas_Very_Own
    @Canadas_Very_Own 4 месяца назад +1

    Mikes reaction when the trunk gets slammed on him 😂

  • @SquidMax-ym6gv
    @SquidMax-ym6gv 4 месяца назад +3

    Knicks to beat the Pacers by more than 35 is paying 10:1... that's some sweet action.
    Hahahahaha

  • @fouraztecas6342
    @fouraztecas6342 4 месяца назад +9

    4:07😂😂😂😂😂😂
    How u get out?
    Worse parking space ever!!!

    • @jeffyp2483
      @jeffyp2483 4 месяца назад +2

      worst

    • @fouraztecas6342
      @fouraztecas6342 4 месяца назад +2

      @@jeffyp2483 ik...im at work

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@fouraztecas6342
      Then......shouldn't you be working instead of watching 'Seinfeld' and commenting?😂😂

    • @fouraztecas6342
      @fouraztecas6342 4 месяца назад +2

      @@rattus3102 i cant help myself. Call the police

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 4 месяца назад

      @@fouraztecas6342 🤣🤣👍

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 4 месяца назад +87

    Mike really out did himself with this role🤣💯👍

  • @JanetStarChild
    @JanetStarChild 4 месяца назад +1

    When Mike goes crazy, I get strong Uncle Fester vibes from him.

  • @sameaston9587
    @sameaston9587 4 месяца назад +10

    Last time I was this early for a vid, I was able to get the early bird special.

  • @inutero10
    @inutero10 4 месяца назад +2

    35 pt spread always cracks me up

  • @masternoob9673
    @masternoob9673 17 дней назад

    How quick for Jerry to put two-and-two together and realize that he’s screwed even if he tries to explain, so he just rolls with it

  • @isaacburdiss
    @isaacburdiss 4 месяца назад +2

    Maybe my favorite episode

  • @DAMusic-qu2ec
    @DAMusic-qu2ec 4 месяца назад +4

    So good 😂😂😂😂

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 4 месяца назад +3

    You gonna let it riiiide....😂

  • @mightymorphingmemory6178
    @mightymorphingmemory6178 4 месяца назад

    "Not only that I also broke his thumbs"
    This episode lives in my mind. Because when something that atrocious happens and it isn't my fault I say something off the handle like that and own my previous mistakes but not the big one that resulted in management meeting

  • @jonathanmyers2867
    @jonathanmyers2867 4 месяца назад +10

    KRAMER: Ah? Oh, by the way, you owe Mike a hundred dollars.
    JERRY: What for?
    KRAMER: Well I put a bet down for ya on tonight's game. Yeah, if the Knicks beat the Pacers by more than 35? It pays 10-1. Oo-oo! That's some sweet action!
    JERRY: But I don't want any "sweet action."
    KRAMER: Well, I couldn't do it. I got a gamblin' problem.
    JERRY: So you put down my money?
    KRAMER: You don't have a problem.
    JERRY: Not with that, no.

  • @Bee-r9k
    @Bee-r9k 4 месяца назад +1

    Great show after all these years! Still talked about at the coffee machines and the water coolers in our office's

  • @Gandalf1232
    @Gandalf1232 3 месяца назад +1

    It's no wonder Jerry needs a new car every couple years, it got hit twice in one episode 😂😂 Kramer hits the front and Peter boy hits the rear. Thing is cursed

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 4 месяца назад +6

    Oh Jerry 😂

  • @ronartest7748
    @ronartest7748 4 месяца назад +16

    man that michael jordan is so phony.

    • @MLennholm
      @MLennholm 4 месяца назад +7

      WHY'D YOU TELL HIM?

    • @LB14745
      @LB14745 4 месяца назад +1

      These days it sounds like something Pippen would say.

  • @Indie973
    @Indie973 4 месяца назад

    2:07 😂 gets me every time

  • @m.a.packer5450
    @m.a.packer5450 Месяц назад

    "How's it going?"
    "FINE! And I'm not just saying that!"

  • @npxmnpxm
    @npxmnpxm 4 месяца назад +8

    Worst. Parking lot. Ever.

  • @JonasC22
    @JonasC22 4 месяца назад +6

    But what was the bumper sticker?

  • @ronilkunte2704
    @ronilkunte2704 4 месяца назад

    4:50 its difficult to get Jerry flustered 😅

  • @HouseJawn
    @HouseJawn Месяц назад

    How is a clip this funny after 30 years 😂

  • @Murka88
    @Murka88 4 месяца назад +1

    These are MY MACHINES! MY MACHINES!

  • @Davez621
    @Davez621 3 месяца назад

    I remember the actor who played the bookie in this episode, was in that episode of Tales from the Crypt where he goes deaf.

  • @DarthWill3
    @DarthWill3 4 месяца назад

    Give Mike a break, Jerry! He's _new_ to the whole bookie thing! 🤣

  • @encarnacionvillazana3270
    @encarnacionvillazana3270 4 месяца назад +11

    Jerry slept with Both women, AND broke his thumbs!! 😉👍👍

  • @ashleycroom6253
    @ashleycroom6253 4 месяца назад

    Great show & ages like fine wine baby!

  • @khaanabadoshi
    @khaanabadoshi 4 месяца назад

    Jerry : I dont want anything with this guy
    Kramer immediately : MIKE

  • @sarac7808
    @sarac7808 3 месяца назад

    Oh I died laughing 😂😂

  • @PokeBowl82
    @PokeBowl82 4 месяца назад +3

    Peterman is not wearing the Executive @ 4:16

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 4 месяца назад +2

      Morty gets his fabric from 2 Chinamen. 😅

  • @rpetersobr
    @rpetersobr 2 месяца назад

    The thumbnail with that bald guys face omg!!!

  • @YG-kk4ey
    @YG-kk4ey 3 месяца назад +1

    Love the old Nintendo synth sound

  • @HeilwoodBeagles
    @HeilwoodBeagles 4 месяца назад +5

    So funny

  • @comical4609
    @comical4609 9 дней назад +1

    Why is the camera so zoomed in?

  • @kevinjimenez721
    @kevinjimenez721 4 месяца назад

    This is basically the plot to Uncut gems

  • @abstraktmarketing
    @abstraktmarketing 4 месяца назад +2

    jerry siendfeld. funny Man

  • @robjackson5245
    @robjackson5245 3 месяца назад

    4:50 - LMFAO!

  • @joevictor53
    @joevictor53 4 месяца назад +1

    THESE ARE MY MACHINES!!!

  • @allenantonio4389
    @allenantonio4389 8 дней назад

    "It's all water near a bridge "

  • @sigmup1
    @sigmup1 4 месяца назад +1

    Why do some parts of the beginning of the video appear to be zoomed in?

  • @richardsamuelgustavo
    @richardsamuelgustavo 4 месяца назад +1

    What's with the weird zoom ins

  • @thesapodcast
    @thesapodcast 4 месяца назад

    Jerry is capo di tutti I capi

  • @wfl19
    @wfl19 4 месяца назад

    Isn't that the same guy from Scrubs? The guy screaming. These are my machines!

    • @flx0011
      @flx0011 3 месяца назад

      Yeah

  • @bobbyjones8312
    @bobbyjones8312 4 месяца назад

    "Not only that,I broke his thumbs."

  • @damiandavis612
    @damiandavis612 4 месяца назад

    Kramer caused a domino effect for jerry

  • @BrianSmith-yq7ys
    @BrianSmith-yq7ys 3 месяца назад

    That guy mike looks just like my supervisor😃

  • @dewfall56
    @dewfall56 Месяц назад

    Who needs enemies when you have friends like cramer. Guy's noting but trouble.

  • @benshuford702
    @benshuford702 3 месяца назад

    Maybe I’ll see ya in another five years 😂😅🤣

  • @Fantasylover12248
    @Fantasylover12248 5 дней назад

    He was hilarious. He could of been in more episodes.

  • @GilesHellier
    @GilesHellier Месяц назад

    THESE ARE MY MACHINES...!!

  • @matthewklokel6945
    @matthewklokel6945 4 месяца назад +2

    What's the bumper sticker?!

  • @joshuam.9048
    @joshuam.9048 4 месяца назад

    Ah its just a car. 😂

  • @jariz26
    @jariz26 4 месяца назад

    "HAHAHAHA bumper sticker"