Elite Dangerous Aussie Covas Dazza

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • Meet your new Aussie COVAS, DAZZA
    nuff said.
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    My full time job is working from home making corporate animations and videos, but to be honest, I would rather spend more time making Elite Dangerous videos. So supporting me on patreon allows me to do exactly that, if you can help out, I would greatly appreciate it.
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    You can now also follow me on twitter to get up to date information on what I am working on and other stuff. I will also be running a few competitions on twitter, so keep an eye out.
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    Music Credits
    Great Southern Land - Icehouse
    For those who have showed an interest in my HUD Colours, here is the matrix code.
    MatrixRed 0.31, 0, 1
    MatrixGreen 0, 1, 0
    MatrixBlue 1, 0, 0

Комментарии • 89

  • @VindicatorJones
    @VindicatorJones  5 лет назад +63

    Yes, this is a silly video... A lot of you might not get what the hell it is I am saying.. Sorry for that.. Also, this was damned hard without swearing every other word.. Us Aussies swear too much!

    • @RubberStig
      @RubberStig 5 лет назад +3

      Bahahaha understood every word mate. Can't wait for the Drop Bear Edition. I can see myself and Dazza blowing the froth off a couple in deep space, no wuckers.

    • @TheAyounger
      @TheAyounger 5 лет назад +1

      Absolutely brilliant mate. I loved it. I'd have that as my Covas every day of the week.

    • @martintownley5803
      @martintownley5803 5 лет назад

      Nice Garry!!!

    • @walrusahoy5878
      @walrusahoy5878 5 лет назад

      Install “Dazza”?...yeah, nah, yeah, nah, yeah, nah, yeeeaaah!

    • @Beer_Dad1975
      @Beer_Dad1975 5 лет назад

      Is there really such a thing as too much swearing?.... oh wait, my sister-in-law's husband... yeah there is such a thing as too much swearing...

  • @Aidaho7
    @Aidaho7 5 лет назад +9

    Vindicator Jones, where are You!?
    UPDATE :
    On main RUclips screen on Vindicator Jones channel, on top bar, there's COMMUNITY, press and pick read more.
    VJ Respect for You. You are Star, You are example how to be Great RUclipsr and how to be a Great Man, Human, GENTLEMAN. I wish You well. ✌️
    I can not wait Your further guidance and Aussie accent. 😉

  • @erthlite602
    @erthlite602 5 лет назад +39

    "Going pear shaped faster than a Dingo in a pre-school"

  • @JosieBean22
    @JosieBean22 5 лет назад +14

    as an Australian, i approve

  • @akazuludude
    @akazuludude 5 лет назад +19

    Bonza work mate. What a rippa !

  • @philipbannor3281
    @philipbannor3281 5 лет назад +10

    Impossible to drink coffee and watch this at the same time..... :)

  • @SirMrTreflip
    @SirMrTreflip 5 лет назад +12

    "things are going pear-shaped faster than a dingo in a pre-school''

    • @hastar72
      @hastar72 5 лет назад

      that was m favourite one, wonderfully harsh lol

  • @markfrombriz
    @markfrombriz 5 лет назад +10

    Woah, he's cactus.... That's gold

  • @nightsaber2272
    @nightsaber2272 5 лет назад +7

    When your COVAS realized himself and steal your car :D

  • @Dice_Box
    @Dice_Box 5 лет назад +3

    "We can make a fortune selling them off in the western suburbs."
    My favourite by far.

    • @VindicatorJones
      @VindicatorJones  5 лет назад

      Not many will get this joke, but those who do will know what I mean. lol

  • @bushyfromoz8834
    @bushyfromoz8834 5 лет назад +2

    Lol.... fuck that’s funny.... nice work Jonesy!. That fosters/Tim tam/ Winnie blue bit and the western suburbs reference absolutely slayed me!

  • @StuartRuffell
    @StuartRuffell 5 лет назад +3

    I need this in my life. Take my money!!!

  • @netwarrior1000
    @netwarrior1000 5 лет назад +2

    Bloody beauty mate. Only wish I wasn't already in a SQN - would love to join The Vindicated....

  • @charliemannion2718
    @charliemannion2718 5 лет назад +1

    Laughed for fucking 6 straight minutes

  • @aarongrover2000
    @aarongrover2000 5 лет назад +3

    I laughed so hard I nearly shat meself! If this was in game I'd never get anything done I'd just be doing stupid shit just to hear what Dazza has to say about it!

  • @Temax6
    @Temax6 4 года назад

    The plasma accelerator line was really really good. Hahahahaha

  • @JB-fk3bt
    @JB-fk3bt 5 лет назад +11

    Is this actually in game? Or just something you've made for a laugh? I'd love a Kiwi one and a South African one too. Tri Nations :D

    • @VindicatorJones
      @VindicatorJones  5 лет назад +8

      Id love to get a kiwi to record some choice lines... would be hilarious

    • @Malorn179
      @Malorn179 5 лет назад +2

      This needs to be done! A COVAS with a voice like Korg from Ragnarok.

  • @grinnellian09
    @grinnellian09 4 года назад +1

    Would become a patron for that voicepack

    • @VindicatorJones
      @VindicatorJones  4 года назад +1

      Hey, let the guys know at HCS Voicepacks! who knows what might happen!

  • @labanden3465
    @labanden3465 5 лет назад +1

    Frontier - Make this happen. Yes Yes

  • @mannydib
    @mannydib 5 лет назад

    THIS!!!
    this has to be made for real!!!

  • @MrMaurice5
    @MrMaurice5 5 лет назад +3

    I look forward to hearing you in my cockpit. Awesome!

  • @arcane4138
    @arcane4138 5 лет назад

    this is the best thing ever 20/10 should be ingame

  • @aldusvars9602
    @aldusvars9602 5 лет назад +2

    I want this as my COVAS! I know it's a joke, but still... Thanks, VJ!

  • @martintownley5803
    @martintownley5803 5 лет назад +1

    Nice Garry! Like the market update with the Tim Tams and Fosters.

  • @andrevanstaden7359
    @andrevanstaden7359 5 лет назад +1

    Fucking hell that's cracking.

  • @-Grovesy-
    @-Grovesy- 3 года назад

    "Fuck its hot in ere..." should be a line when overheating lol

  • @andycrawley1961
    @andycrawley1961 5 лет назад +1

    Icehouse! loved that band as a kid. Still got all their albums and even managed to see them live once. not bad for a Pom, eh?

  • @leosagan3692
    @leosagan3692 5 лет назад

    Hilarious stuff :-) and cool music of course ...

  • @kofeyh
    @kofeyh 5 лет назад +2

    Crikey m8, bonza you beaut.

  • @jamesprewitt1501
    @jamesprewitt1501 5 лет назад +1

    I want this covas so freaking bad

  • @The_Sharktocrab
    @The_Sharktocrab 5 лет назад +1

    Where I live shrimp and prawns are different things

  • @NatoXemus
    @NatoXemus 3 года назад +1

    It's been a year any news or update on the progress?

  • @alaricgoldkuhl155
    @alaricgoldkuhl155 5 лет назад

    You low bastard. I just wasted 20 mins searching for where I could buy this COVAS, then read the comments. I want this! lol Great vid, wish it was real.

  • @barneyomulligan9739
    @barneyomulligan9739 5 лет назад

    Good on ya Vinda, keep up the good work.

  • @InternaIRevenueService
    @InternaIRevenueService 5 лет назад

    I love this, and I need it

  • @markpaterson6024
    @markpaterson6024 5 лет назад

    Understood it all cobba 👍🏽🍻
    For a ships thats running away, "Ha lookat Im go, es off like a prawn in the sun! " 😜

  • @jamesdorrington721
    @jamesdorrington721 5 лет назад +1

    I'd pay for this

  • @exiletsj2570
    @exiletsj2570 5 лет назад +2

    It would be great if you did an x-rated version.

  • @leisergeist
    @leisergeist 5 лет назад +2

    I'd definitely buy it hahaha

  • @arcane4138
    @arcane4138 5 лет назад +1

    also this is when I'm grateful for aussie Freinds so I can understand this lol

  • @DigThat32
    @DigThat32 5 лет назад

    Vindi Jones! I learned how to fight through your videos! Where ya been? I've got a collab in mind if you're game.

  • @artemis5168
    @artemis5168 5 лет назад

    I'm fucking crying I'm laughing so hard.....

  • @Shtercus
    @Shtercus 5 лет назад +1

    Now we need the female version because equality or something. I demand “Shazza”

  • @carloscastanheiro2933
    @carloscastanheiro2933 5 лет назад

    LOL good one mate.

  • @alexbenis4726
    @alexbenis4726 5 лет назад +1

    When's it coming to the store!!

  • @bluntcommando7183
    @bluntcommando7183 5 лет назад +2

    I wish this was real

  • @christopherstephen1455
    @christopherstephen1455 5 лет назад +2

    I want this so badly 😂

  • @samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319
    @samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319 5 лет назад

    Funny video. But in all seriousness, I'm just an African-American E:D gamer here...still waiting on Elite to give us a Covas that sounds either African or African-American. But I suppose with a game that offers up SEVEN different British voices and calls it diverse, that's a very long shot indeed.

  • @TsetTsyung
    @TsetTsyung 5 лет назад +2

    So... when you gonna do this for real? I would buy this in a heartbeat! Lol.

  • @philbrown8181
    @philbrown8181 5 лет назад +1

    Brilliant. I'd open my wallet for that!

  • @tanvaras9961
    @tanvaras9961 5 лет назад

    One thing missing.... the swear words!.... but nice funny video!

  • @jacklong1844
    @jacklong1844 5 лет назад

    I guess Australian english is a separate language in the future.

  • @floydthedroid5935
    @floydthedroid5935 5 лет назад

    You beauty

  • @sobzuk
    @sobzuk 5 лет назад

    This needs to be a thing...and where the fuck did you go?

  • @Ghorum
    @Ghorum 5 лет назад +2

    PLEASE

  • @Malorn179
    @Malorn179 5 лет назад

    Crikey, that's a fair dinkum ripper, mate! Wish some drongo would do a dinky di job of this, I'd whack Dazza into me glovebox quicker than the goverment can change Prime Ministers!

  • @slangelands4255
    @slangelands4255 5 лет назад +2

    Loved it. Brilliant. Uh, though even though I am a native English speaker.....What did you say? Huh? Well, I am sure that whatever you said, it was funny. Okay, I'll listen to it again. And no my dear, VJ, Australians, do not have a monopoly on swearing. Everyone is as potty mouthed as everyone else. So there. :) xoxo

  • @gingerboy1123
    @gingerboy1123 5 лет назад

    I would buy that :/ I was hoping it was real lol

  • @TheYamiks
    @TheYamiks 5 лет назад

    nice sure, but i like GERBERT better =}

  • @jacklong1844
    @jacklong1844 3 года назад +1

    Too bad machine sentience is banned

  • @ginsengaddict
    @ginsengaddict 4 года назад

    VJ: Makes that gag about Winnie Blues
    Me: Ah, so you're from Sydney then.
    In truth, mate; I legit want a Dazza COVAS now. Get Frontier to hire your mongrel arse.

  • @KinkyJalepeno
    @KinkyJalepeno 5 лет назад

    Ok FDev, now I want a female Geordie Covas that sounds like Cheryl Cole !!!!!

  • @nicofruehinsfeld2004
    @nicofruehinsfeld2004 5 лет назад

    Mega xD

  • @mortalwombat5036
    @mortalwombat5036 25 дней назад

    He's cactus 🌵 😂 YTB 🇦🇺

  • @boneidle2177
    @boneidle2177 5 лет назад

    😂😂 nice 1

  • @oneofdavidsmightymen
    @oneofdavidsmightymen 5 лет назад

    😂

  • @DARIVSARCHITECTVS
    @DARIVSARCHITECTVS 5 лет назад

    Never heard a real Aussie talk like that... must be some attempt at comedy.

  • @upublic
    @upublic 5 лет назад +1

    always loved the channel, but not for the voice by a long shot :) but to each his own :) i actually think ALL the cockpit voices are awful, except the default one. But if you make a buck off Braben's back, who's an awful living being himself (to put it mildly), all the power to ya mate :)

    • @VindicatorJones
      @VindicatorJones  5 лет назад +2

      This was just a joke video.. my voice is awful.. I have no issues admitting it.. lol

    • @upublic
      @upublic 5 лет назад

      @@VindicatorJones oh, damn, i thought it was a teaser for the real thing. Now i feel bad :) Yeah, i too hate my own voice, we just have big expectations from movies and games to use rare-butter voices... :) But if i had to pick between yours and Obsidian's yours is better, hehe! :)

    • @DeusEx2027
      @DeusEx2027 5 лет назад

      @@upublic i actually use the Russian maksim and i got my ship named john wick
      Perfect

  • @ChunterGB
    @ChunterGB 5 лет назад

    It is a shrimp. Pfft prawn..

  • @NickHunter
    @NickHunter 5 лет назад

    SOLD! lol