PowerWash Simulator & Endling: Extinction is Forever (Zero Punctuation)
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- Опубликовано: 9 авг 2022
- This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviews PowerWash Simulator and Endling: Extinction is Forever.
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5:00 describes my disposition today to a T.
PowerWash Simulator is just Mario Sunshine, with less shenanigans.
Wait since when do you live in California? It feels like just yesterday you were reviewing Minecraft because the central business district of Melbourne flooded and you were stuck inside with nothing to do but keep playing MINECRAFT
It still terrifies me that Yahtzee is no longer joking when he says he’s a dad.
Pretty sure it terrifies him too.
He just says he’s in a bad mood when he finds out he’s alive, so I think he’s well aware.
"Unfortunately he has bred."
Ooh ooh I get that reference!
*Smug* *smug* *fawn* *fawn* .
It hits me, as I am too a dad. And I've been watching this since before I even thought about that shit.
While one could argue about the specifics of the spoilers I feel it's pretty clear that things will en badly when the game has a subtitle like "extinction is forever"
It does seem like the developers didn't want to mislead anyone about the finality of an extinction.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamonds are Just Carbon and will Burn Like Everything Else
Yeah, that's on a level with Halo Reach starting out with the Main Character's discarded helmet in a desert. We all know what is about to happen and why, what's interesting is the in-betweeny bits.
That is not exactly how it works
LOL yeah what did we expect?
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” -Yahtzee in the morning
He's a big Douglas Adams fan, so this probably rings true.
I feel he's more on par with Arthur Dent waking up screaming every morning when he was trapped in the stone age.
@@richiem5112 Trying to decide if that is better or worse than being trapped in an eternal cycle of reincarnation, which includes, but is not limited to, a bowl of petunias. Thoughts?
well, you should've called my customer support.
@@ericbambach3222 Oh no. Not again.
I'm so glad you've touched on Endling, game got absolutely sideswept into oblivion by Stray.
Cant wait for Yahtzeee Simulator where your tasked with finding puns on game titles, speak really fast and eat cadbury eggs.
Harder than it looks, as demonstrated by Unskippable long ago.
don't forget the Dry-Heaves!
The final boss is Yahtzee burning down every triple A developer and building a utopia for indie developers to frolic
There's also a hidden level filled with dolphins that we don't talk about.
@@benl2140 There is also the unskippable GAME OVER screen where you have to watch an exasperated Zookeeper tell the last Male Panda on Earth "F**K THAT!" [If you've seen Yahtzee's Halo Wars video, you'll understand this reference]
Powerwashing is one of those things that looks cool as a kid, something you want to have a go at and absolutely sucks balls when you're the one doing it. That initial thrill at high pressure jets wears off when you realise that that bloody jet cuts a line about 3cm wide on the patio and you have about 25m² to cover.
Also you've held the spray in the same place for a full second and now there's a big gouge carved into your nice wood deck. Whoops.
@@DavidGuild who- *gunshot*
Granny paid me for powewashing. At first i looked forward to it, but the joy didn´t last long :D
@@DavidGuild
Sounds like you're using your power washer wrong. Too close to what you're cleaning.
And THAT is the moment your artistic skills begin to shine!
*proceeds to draw a window like Nogla*
"Every morning I wake up and think I'm still alive and that's put me in a bad mood for the day"
Dude, me too.
Everyday I wake up! *hits wall*
For anyone who didn't know, "endling" is the word for the last member of a species. Think of the last tasmanian tiger in captivity, and other animals like that.
What idiot picked that?
Isn't that the funny spinning cartoon
@@555Soupy555 that's the Tasmanian devil, as said above. They're not extinct.
@@artemis_smith heeeeheeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeee
@@555Soupy555 To further clarify: Tasmanian Tigers (also known as Thylacine) were a kind of 'wolf like' marsupial native to Australia that well slowly got pushed back more and more until they were only left on the island of Tasmania then numbers there started dropping too and well. The last known member of the species died in captivity at Hobart Zoo back in 1936...
The Tasmanian Devil is ALSO an animal, specifically a sort of 'possum/badger like' black furred -very angry little bastard- marsupial native specifically to Tasmania and they fortunately are very much still around though their conservation status is listed as 'Threatened' (poor little things have a rather nasty contagious face cancer that has been absolutely shredding their population numbers).
The loony tunes Tasmanian Tiger cartoon character was very loosely based on them but other than 'sort of' having roughly the same heavy set body type and making crazy noises that make it sound angry, the cartoon character doesn't have much in common with the animal it's based on. It *does* however get people interested in the animal and helps encourage people to help protect the species though so its a win regardless though? XD
Hope that helped
"I've got three bins and a bicycle I still sometimes use, I'm not the fucking problem!" is basically the perfect descriptor to how I feel about games like that, too. A worthy line.
Yeah I felt scammed by "The beginners guide" too because the message turns out to be "don't judge a creator by their creations and that's something I never did anyways so I paid to get preached at for something I wasn't doing lmao
I haven't play the game, but I assume part of the message is:
Mild individual attempts at being environmentally-friendly might be enough, like, 50 years ago, but not today. We need huge systemic change fast, and you better raise hell to get it.
Yeah it's like who do they think I am, a career politician with a private jet and a yacht?
Yeah honestly the amount the state of the planet is blamed on the average person is absurd. Taking just 5 of the larger oil tankers off of the ocean and converting them to run on something other than bunker fuel would immediately have more impact than every single gasoline or diesel powered car simultaneously vanishing into thin air would. Forcibly ending the stupid billionaire space race would eliminate tens of millions of tons of CO2 emissions from the atmosphere. I'm all for doing my part but we genuinely aren't the problem.
@@mrjohnnyk and connections to oil barons and silicon Valley CEOs, who of course funded my campaign and put some money into my suit jacket pocket to do what they want.
The dad blue balls was also my one complaint. Nothing more frustrating that cleaning 99% and it steals that last 1%.
If everything was on fire in Endling the Power Wash guy should've come and put it out.
Given with how the campaign of that game ends it wouldn't be to far off from what he'd actually do!
"Endling is a game where you play as a Fox mother looking after her cubs"
That alone is description enough for you to guess exactly what the ending is.
At this point, most indie games have similar tropes that don't do something new. Of course proper disclaimer, not all indie games are this way and yes I do play some, but it's pretty hard to not guess where many are going go these days because of said tropes they fall into.
1. Is title creative or just adjective mumble jumble that basically tells you the whole game like it was a pitch meeting?
2. Does game involve cute and sometimes young protagonist paired with adult/wise mentor like figure? One of you is gonna die.
3. Is the word "emotional" used at all in official press release, game's page, or other official entries from the publisher themselves?
If it's none of these, it's probably a card battler clone or "simulator" game with no story and just gameplay concepts you've played already with retro art graphics.
@@styfen I'm with Yahtzee on this one, we need more heavy-handed, unambiguous messages in our media about good being good and bad being bad. People are drawing the wrong conclusions from more gray-message media, and it's affecting everyone. How many people with anime pfps need to say with complete sincerity that Patrick Bateman is a based sigma male for being a psychopathic misogynist before we admit that we have a problem?
My guess is Sophie's choice, Nuclear Annihilation edition. How close did I get?
@@ChrisCarlos64 there is a lot of good indie games if your willing to look or just check out alpha beta gamer channel as the are good at hunting down the good shit. also check out nitro rad, drea, and manly badass hero as they're pretty good at find good indie stuff, if your looking for boomer shooters check out civvie 11 as he finds all sorts of good shit. as for my personal recomendations I would check out hypnagogia as the first one is free on itch io, I would also check out furquest as it's basically undertale meets warioware. I would also advise checking out the dread x collection of games as they are really good collection sets and many of them such as sucker for love and dread delusion go on to become full games. I would also check out the SCP: Secret Files as it looks like it's shaping up to be a great scp complication game
@@ChrisCarlos64 sounds like we need another Goat Simulator
The little visual of the fox and kits is the most adorable thing I've seen in a bit, a surprise coming from Yahtzee to be sure, but a welcome one.
Glad to see Endling get some love! Stray is so much more of a "mainstream" game (super easy, lots of love and attention poured into how it looks, really wants to give you a sense of importance and influence on its world in spite of you literally just being a cat) so obviously it was always going to sell far better, but I honestly think Endling is more compelling, as well as more engaging.
It's harder to justify the price since (even though they both have around the same runtime to complete) Stray has all the extra work put into AAA style presentation, but I think Endling has a lot more going for it overall and I do hope it catches its time in the sun. It lives up to the premise of playing as an animal so much better, and the storytelling they put into it being delivered wordlessly through a few interactions and a TON of environmental storytelling is narratively very satisfying. Even if the bittersweet ending (well, the 'good' ending, anyway) might lean too hard on the bitter. FWIW, I'd say Yahtzee is too harsh on the ending, as it's left up to interpretation how things will go from there... maybe not the case if you weren't a good fox-mom though~
Yeah seems like a good game. But is this a game for kids or is it girly? I'm not use to this kind of games that's why I'm asking
@@dist221 I don't think it's 'girly', and it might be a bit traumatic for kids, though it isn't gorey. I think the first moment I ran into a human and he shoved me on my back and snapped my neck in front of the cubs, I realized this game has teeth and it's not afraid to use them. Though, the on-fire deer nearly tackling you off a cliff and dying in the first minutes of the game should have given me a hint toward how dark this game is willing to go~
@@MaskedMammal I just had to get this game and I like it so far. One of my cubs just died from starvation and it was brutal. I probably need to do multiple playthroughs cause I aint leaving no one behind like that. So yeah I agree with you, thanks for your input
@@dist221 Good luck! I think once you figure out where to look, (there may be garbage bags you can scrounge in multiple times if you're desperate) it gets easier to find food. Things do get tough later on, gotta keep an eye on the little ones near the end~
Looks like Yahtz has finished his transformation into grumpy old man.
California has that effect on most people. Plus the instant dread that they will guilt trip you if you even think about leaving the "wonderful state" even though it's on fire most of the time.
Went from grumpy man to grumpy old man
@@Ragetiger1 is this an actual thing? i mean, what really is wrong with California?
@@azzzanadra Nothing. Hes a republican and republicans hate california. California is fine.
@@azzzanadra Corruption, wastefulness of living in a place where you have to expend 200% more resources just to survive, failed policies, the influx of mouthbreathers who believe California to be a Blue Promised Land, corruption again...
To borrow a phrase from Yahtzee’s past: “Oh shit, when did I become my dad?”
This ZP had a distinctly downer vibe, it's probably that power washer game and not the realistic fox life simulator.
I think it might be because he's living in California.
In the end-card thing it did say he’s going through some shit :/
That's a damn powerful punchline
Hilarious and depressing at the same time
I call it 'Deprarious"
I'd say it's more relatable than anything.
“No, I will not visualize this simile.”
Lmao, good call Yahtz. Don’t want that image floating around the internet.
So PowerWash Simulator is basically Super Mario Sunshine?
I love Yahtzee’s passive aggressive environmentalism. It’s…something we really need.
as a cali born and raised drought kid, I fucking love seeing someone else who Understands the anxiety of power washing
I particularly vibe with the last couple of lines.
Maybe PowerWash Simulator takes place *after* Extinction is Forever and all the dirt is ash from the forest fires.
Agreed on the “I’m not the problem” idea when you look at how shit everything’s gotten. We can all do what we can, but we’re not the ones that are consistently making these problems Way worse because of greed.
You have a cellphone? Y9u are part of the problem no exceptions.
10 years ago or 20 it was the car.
Now it the cellphone, the most envriromental non friendly gadget ever made (until now)
@@christiangonzalez6945
No individual is the problem.
Like 90% of emissions come from like 10 companies.
@@tonycampbell1424 What? No, of course you are the problem. I mean, you chose to dump huge amounts chemical waste into riverways, right? You fly your private jet around the world constantly, right? You take bribes-I mean contributions-to pass legislation that only benefits business higher-ups, right? That WAS you, wasn't it? It certainly couldn't be corporations led by modern-day aristocrats gettig paid more than the GDP of some nations, or corrupt, hypocritical politicians spending decades accomplishing nothing but inflating their bank accounts.
Really hope this isn't neccesary, but /s.
@@christiangonzalez6945 Really? You think an individual owning a cell phone is on the same level as companies doing everything, no matter how unethical or illegal, to make a couple dollars more? Than politicians taking bribe after bribe to screw over their nations citizens while telling those same citizens that they are the problem? How exactly are we supposed to have a job/take care of a family/accomplish anything in modern society without a cellphone? Please, I'd love to hear how you think one can engage in modern society without a device that said society practically revolves around and caters to.
Yeah, no kidding. Getting real tired of being told by politicians and celebrities that it's all on me. So I'm supposed to park my car and walk or bike 15 miles to work in 100+ degree heat while you fly your private jet to europe every month? I'm supposed to set my home thermostat to have my tiny house at 80+ degrees while you keep your mansion at 65? I'm supposed to not buy "non-reusable items" when you generate more waste with a single house party than I do in a month of living? Yeah, okay. I do my best to conserve, recycle, take useable items I no longer need to donation centers etc. Could I do more? Maybe, but I garauntee that I [and all the rest of us "lowly peasants"] am doing a hell of a lot more with what I have than these arrogant, hypocritical modern-day aristocrats.
"Spray a clean thing over and over like it was a black man in the 60s who wants human rights" I nearly choked
“No I will _not_ illustrate this simile!”
That shit had me go WHOA!!!!!!!
I feel bad for not getting the reference
@@treedude4246 That's more an indictment of society than of you.
@@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 is it reference to black people getting watwr cannoned
The Home Depot comment/sight gag was the most truthful thing ever said on this program.
Yahtzee like Endling so much he even said the full name once without a dry heave.
Also when did he move from Australia to California?
I was wondering the same! turns out that it was august 2016.
He moved AGES ago! Years and years! He moved to be with his then-girlfriend, now his wife and the mother of his children. I'd chuckle at someone not keeping up with the life and times of someone they watch on the internet, but thinking about it, it's probably more a point in your favor than anything that you just enjoy this content for what it is rather than looking into the background of the guy making it…I mostly know because I also enjoyed his Let's Drown Out series on his personal RUclips channel, which had to end when he moved because the person he made it with is still in Australia, but still…
Hang on: children? As in multiple?
@@Ward1706 I don't know…I only know of one of his wife's pregnancies (from a livestream), but he's said in videos "I have kids", as in multiple, so I really can't be sure.
@@Wandergirl108 I could've sworm he was still making jokes pertaining to life in 'Straya recently... but maybe it's just time blurring together as it tends to after the pandemic. And yeah, I just enjoy the content, I don't keep a close eye on Yahtzee the man.
Endling sounds like fun but yeah I don't need that ending. Enough of that IRL.
yeah :((
Kinda like Bioshock Infinite's "hahaha sucker, your choices don't actually matter this time"
I'm not sure what sort of ending Yahtzee got, but I wouldn't call it that bad, honestly. It's bittersweet, even if it's a little more bitter than I'd like. But there's still hope there, if you were a good fox mama~
I hope I'm not the only one who likes when stories make you cry?
@@Medytacjusz A coward sacrificing himself to be a hero makes me cry.
An innocent dieing because life sucks makes me angry.
Zero Punctuation prog rock album of the week:
*The World That Results* by the *Sensory Details of Water* (tracks include *The Riddle Of The More Stubborn Stain* )
Been obsessed with pressure washing simulator for days. On the plane at the moment. Biggest challenge is last tiny parts and finding a way to get to them.
To be fair, it's subtitle is "Extinction is Forever", so I wasn't expecting it to have a cheery ending.
Does no one else find it depressing that Yahtzee is talking about being a new Dad in the same video as saying the world is fucked, especially the state he currently lives?
I think the Ping At 99% thing is cos sometimes when cleaning things; there's several micro specks left which are hard to notice even with the Tab highlight.
Cleaning that pyramid had me encounter this issue a fair amount.
Yeah I don't think they had that feature initially, but a bunch of people complained about not being able to finish jobs.
@@mrjohnnyk That sounds about right.
You have no idea how much I needed that last joke today.
"The only reason I'm not on fire is because I'm too damp from anxiety sweat" is the most relatable thing to me right now (yes, I also live in CA)
Probably the most dad thing I could say but: Lowes is better than Home Depot
if only because the lowes leadership is quietly in support of right wing nutters...probably, they are rich and that tends to make one like contributing to society less, whereas home depot is full on out there conservatrash. also their garden department is nicer.
Depends on what you’re doing. I added a room to my house, Lowes would’ve cost me a kidney and my first born
@@pirksaddict *ear shattering tone from the heavens rains down upon the Midwest and rips through everything in its path like a wildfire* 🎶 SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS 🎶
Gotta love that runners high. Maybe you get moving a bit more than you give yourself credit for.
I love how the intro and credits music sounds even more compressed with every episode
Yathzee should play Beholder 1, 2 or 3. Best depressing game about being a bureaucrat of 2022, and prolly the future we'll get in a few years. Also since he likes papers please it is quite similar in theme and involves bureaucracy as well, with a strong core gameplay loop.
To think I started following Yahtzee in college...and haven't advanced much along in life...but hey, got some new games to try!
i tried that but his campus security got really aggressive.
I thought this man lived in Australia! The farthest he could get from his family in England. Also its hell. They have sharks. Crocs. Dragons. Spiders. Drop Bears. Kick Bunnies.
California isn't always on fire. . .okay I lied I just want to find out if Yatzee is going to ComicCon.
He moved to California back in 2016.
@@NathanCassidy721 for the best in many regards, not least of which, any game more interesting than waxing freshly dried paint gets banned over there
@@ObviouslyNotXenrek Just because he dodged the reinstitution of Australia's status as a penal colony doesn't mean being in Commiefornia is much of an improvement.
Wow he actually reviewed a game I've played before.
The other issue with the game that he didn't mention is when you've got one tiny little piece left to clean somewhere and have no idea where it even is. Good luck finding a single tiny antenna randomly placed on top of a plane. Or maybe it's beneath the plane, you don't know.
It never ceases to surprise me that our swearing, ragefull Brit is both a husband and a dad now.
I watched a real life power washing video the other day. Dude legit found a sidewalk under the dirt and grass the home owner legit didn’t know was there.🤣
It is fucking depressing. But at some point we have to turn our depression into anger. Preferably before it's too late. We have sadly run out of alternatives.
I am so shocked that he didn't get caught up in the supposed murder mystery in Power Wash. I have never played it so I am not sure if that is even true or how overt it is.
I agree with the PowerWash review, except the game absolutely has fantasy elements. It mostly stays in the small text message stories in the first half or so. It comes on gradually and almost imperceptibly at first, and I don't want to give spoilers, but it really comes on strong by the end of the game.
That and it does also have a mode with a timer. It really wrecks the appeal imo, but it is technically there.
I almost get the impression he barely played it or didn't at all.
Zero Punctuation angry punk album of the week:
*A Certain Amount Of Heavy Handedness Is Justified* by *Human Spit* (tracks include *Punch A Factory Owner In The Goolies* and *Everything Was F!!ked From The Start* )
"[Powerwash Simulator] has no fantasy elements"
Ahh, I see Yahtzee hasn't finished the game yet
100% based on true facts
Endling sounds appealingly close to the modern, more grounded EVO sequel I've been hoping to get for a while now where you're an animal and your only goal is survive and gather enough food to procreate. Then at the end of the cycle you switch to controlling the offspring who is slightly stronger in a way you choose, repeat.
Or rainworld ?
@@siobhannoble8545 Sort of. Something like that but also follows the plot of the SNES EVO game where the 1st chapter is a world before land, 2nd is early lizards, 3rd is dinosaurs and 4th is mammals, all the while an alien artifact slowly corrupts the evolution of some species. Or the PC98 EVO, which is even more bizarre.
The game is an odd one for sure, sitting somewhere in between a simulator (failing to feed or protect your cubs isn't a game over) and a scripted narrative game. I'd go in expecting a bit more linearity, and less control over how you progress in the map overall, as you're very much subject to the whims of Whatever the Humans Were Doing Yesterday. Makes for interesting environmental storytelling, and the stakes keep your attention on survival.
I do think the game is ripe for an expansion/update of some sort that could make it more open-ended, though. More randomly generated events and such, a bigger map and no time limit, taking place over a longer timescale (maybe food simply lasts you a lot longer so you're not scavenging every night) and adding more threats with permadeath, and switching to play as one of the cubs when you die. Could be the cubs are very weak if you didn't last long enough to pass on skills and get them old enough. I certainly think they laid the groundwork to make it possible.
The ending was too accurate.
"I hear Scandinavia's nice these days." It sure is!
1:15 did not expect that in my power wash sim review
That last line was way too real and relatable.
I'll never get tired of your intro music.
Your every-morning line at the end had me laughing pretty loud for a few minutes. Could be due to the beer, could be cause it's so funny to hear someone else say what I think at least 3-4 times a week. Regardless, very refreshing and funny as always.
There is something primal about the scent of saw dust.
The animated cross over between the two reviewed games at the credits was perfect - *chef's kiss* the last frame in particular wonderful build up, expectation, and then conclusion.
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Fox plush to slightly demented looking chihuahua - wonderful comedic timing...of at least it was for me, jsut the right amount of silly I needed to end my day.
"I'm a dad!"
Wait...What?!
I had a feeling that Endling wouldn't end well. You can't really do an Adam and Eve plot with the last fox mum and her four kids.
Fantastic episode man!
5:04 That is exactly me every morning.
"When you've got a really big power washer everything looks like it needs to be sprayed."
Those fox plushies are so cute!
Odd, he didn't even talk about the crazy text message story for power wash.
It’s funny you mentioned the power wash sim levels being at ground zero of a volcanic eruption, as that’s actually the case for some of them
Hope you pull through that norning sadbess well. I appreciate your work a lot!
This game is like viscera cleanup detail if you were cleaning up after the septic truck missions from saints row 2
0:34
Oh God has it really been that long..
Lol the ending gag got me good
Hey Yahtzee I live in Cali too never feel bad about using a ton of water they try to make you feel bad about water usage so you don't look at the golf courses using a lakes worth in a day
Yeah, these guys have more carbon emissions flying their private jet one time overseas to a Vitally Important Environmental Summit than the total output of both my car and my wife's over the life of the cars.
wait... the newer Hitman game has a quicksave button?! What a world we're living in...
There actually is a volcano in the background. It's been in the game for quite a while.
Yahtzees last remark made me go "Oofa" very hard damn
Yahtzee is a dad!? Yahtzee lives in California!!? What rock have I been under?
Sounds like you ought to watch post ZP streams more often, they're good
Will an OMORI ZP happen? It absolutely deserves the attention, and a good strong, well told rpg is usually up Yahtzee's alley.
Awesome video you make the best reviews
In endling, your cubs DO keep up for a short while if you press the bark button. But I think that they run slower if you're not barking makes it more intense. The cubs are young and unaware of the threats, the mother is torn between hurrying to find the lost one, and slowing down to protect the three not yet lost.
Anyway, the game had me all in tears, I know I cry easily when animals get hurt or people do a ton of hurting and call it business as usual, but this game hit hard, and that's also why I got it, I knew I would FEEL it, you know. I have been directly active in several ways in movements for animal liberation, including but definitely not limited to sabotaging (fox and other) hunts and, let's say more dangerous stuff still than pissing off armed killers with a lust for the spilling of some blood, just for fun, or for "food", or "fur". Or just "a nice day out in nature with father and son", that wouldn't be possible without hurting innocent creatures just having a nice day out in nature, otherwise. Obviously.
Oh, and not all was for nothing. You can save all four of the cubs, and if you save the raccoon as well, they move on with the raccoon. Still, utterly heart breaking, but it was't for nothing.
I can't believe you referenced Spiderman's radioactive semen.
So I've been out the loop for just a little bit, yahtzee is now in the states instead of Oz AND a goddam father. Fair play and good luck to you sir!
It’s a dad game and a mom game respectively
where does one get the fox with the headband?
Mundane point, but home depot doesn't sell Black and Decker in the stores, at least not the one I work at. Now we do have DeWalt, which is Black and Decker's 'high price' line.
>I hear Scandinavia's nice these days
Well, you heard wrong, Yahtzee.
-A Scandinavian
"Kindling: Distinctly Furrier" 🤣🤣🤣
Could we get a deep rock galactic review? It’s a very fun and polished co-op mining fps game. Rock and stone!
Rock and stone in the heart!
I bought that fox plush from build a bear for my niece that Yahtzee used.
Why does the last sentence hit soo hard? Fuck it, back to bed.
Cute fox pushies! LOLed at the weird names for "Endling: Extinction Is Forever"! :D
Lol, I also live in California and I had the exact same thought about how much water I wasted in PowerWash Simulator.
Ending sounds like Rain World
As a Scandinavian - yes, yes it is.
That's not dirt, that's ass blasting aliens
As a fellow California that ending literally screams Cali. And so does that lawn mower at 7:30am. We're in a drought! there is no grass! WAT R U CUTTING!l
Scandinavia is nice these days. Sweden has a particularly robust recycling scheme, if Endling got super under your skin.
Power Wash Simulator is like a paint-by-numbers on a 3D object, not normally my kind of game but nice to relax with when you're in the mood for it.
Ahh the shaving game
I tried Stray. It was fine and I am glad people enjoy it, not for me though.
It's a pretty thin line between a sad ending hitting home and feeling manipulative. Endling seems to fall just barely into the latter category, which is a shame because it's inches away from being actually effective both in its message and its emotional impact.