holy shit the MugMugs already sold out. Last time we sold out in 48 hours, this time was like 4 hours, even though we made 500 more of them this time to accommodate for demand. That is way WAY faster than I expected sheesh. Anyways THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH for all your support, I really really hope everyone who got one enjoys it, and we will definitely do another MugMug launch in the 2025 (maybe with new flavors???)
I know Doug said it was gonna be a video but I thought it would be on the second channel with the parkzer stuff being on the clips channel. Guess that wasn't masculine enough
Yes before the rosa stream people had been joking about Doug going to New Zealand for like the whole year. This video was originally streamed in February! The Rosa stream was in August. There are quite a few stream only inside jokes that have never made it to videos. Just wait till egg day!
I understand maybe how doug created the beach shots, but the underwater plunge looks absolutely insane, I need to know what was used. The whole ad was insane i was smiling ear to ear with that production.
@@apho-sappho yeah, he was jumping into his swimming pool, while another guy stayed there with a camera, and third would deliver sandback to the bottom to hold the black backdrop. They were ALL freezing
you heard it here first folks, mugmug is only compatable with the playstation 5 pro. critics are calling this new direction for the mug mug franchise "bold" and "emasculated"
Ok, that little bit of editing on the Hemsworth clip to sync with the music was fantastic. So glad that Coffee bit escalated hard enough to lead to this.
That intro commercial was so on point that I forgot it was fake until I saw the Doug Doug mug, huge immersion break. Doug could genuinely model for these over the top cologne commercials.
a couple of scenes before, I started noticing the guy's face was like.... is that dougdoug?? is that Mr. Douglas??? What the fuck is this???? and then I saw the shape of the mugmug rising out of the water and it all clicked
sorry to burst your bubble but you can see that the editors cut the video so that it would cut in time with the music, you can tell because doug suddenly changes position. really cool of the editors to do that though!
Just so RUclips viewers know, during Doug’s trip to New Zealand he went on one of the nature walks that are suggested to go on. During this hike he drank a lot of water, and then halfway through he realized he had to go to the bathroom. Now the guide didn’t tell him this, but there are really only accessible bathroom spots in the BEGINNING of the trail and the next stop was like 30 minutes away. With this knowledge, Doug volunteered to go to on a small path when nobody else in the group wanted to and proceeded to PEE in the national park WHILE another group was walking by. And that is the real story on how Doug was definitely banned from New Zealand.
as a 3rd kiwi reply to this comment, I can also confirm like my fellow kiwis before me that I have specifically been alerted to this dangerous man, and to be sure to scream at him about how blonde, bald, and bad at 2D platformers he is on site, as well as making sure to report him to all the relevant authorities that are all now after him after he got banned from our country for needing to pee, seriously, he's so inconsiderate. SMDH my head.
It does honestly blow my mind that no one thought to give him the right colour lightsaber... but maybe racing a horse with a sith kyber crystal in your lightsaber would send an even MORE mixed message than being penetrated by the force in "the jedi ocean"
I've actually been where the ad was filmed, suddenly claiming to be trapped in Doug's basement has a lot more meaning for me (also that 800 sq foot apartment must have some crazy pocket dimension type of thing going because that beach is like 2 hours from LA)
Parkzer is actually the greatest. He just doesn’t understand when anything is a bit and just assumes everyone is serious all the time and it’s wonderful
I watched this with my boyfriend and didn't think we'd be thirst trapped by Doug in the first 10 seconds he, jokingly, covered my eyes and said laughing "Doug I bought your mug why are you doing this to me?" The we cracked up that it literally was an ad for the mugmug.
@@dalob112he definitely didnt stop questioning it, he just accepted the fact that trying to get an answer is one of the most futile tasks ever known to man
ok, why the fuck does shirtless doug actually look so good edit: good GOD that jedi horse one made me laugh the hardest i have in literal years, no kidding, i'm crying so hard i can barely see the screen
The title confused me for a sec because my stupid German head was like "What, does this city really have SO MANY commercials?" It wasn't until starting your video that I facepalmed and remembered that cologne equals perfume. Sometimes being bilingual is very, very weird. The MugMug commercial was INCREDIBLE cinema tho!
There are 2 wolves inside you: one is running with Johnny Depp in the desert, and the other is bald having schizophrenic conversations with people who aren't real.
I don't even wear cologne, but I still sat here for half an hour watching cologne commercials because DougDoug made a game out of it. The man has a gift.
12:09 Holy moly that is indeed the most bisexual commercial of all time. So close but a whiff on the het relationship girlfriend demographic though, the other hunks appear to be trying to stop him and are both not wearing the cologne and outnumber him, I would just jump in with the whole lot of them. B+
@swiftdasher its such a hit that it would be a shame if someone who bought a license to use the music never played it on stream because they didn't want to fill out a form
I'll admit that it took me until the Chris Hemsworth one to realise it was a DMCA counter edit. And given it said *music NOT replaced due to copyright* made it even more confusing. XD
Did not expect the cinematography on the intro to a fake cologne/real mug commercial to be so insane and look as amazing as it did, those shots under the water were beautiful
5:24 FUN FACT: During the Johnny Depp trial, Dior was the only company that chose not to sever its relationship with him, which is why they created this advertisement.
I have to say that this is probably the best dougdoug video i have seen this year, and i can't believe it's just a tier list ranking cologne ads. The intro and skits in it are awesome man.
25:51 "Where is he" WELL BOY AM I GLAD YOU ASKED. So judging by the bollards, the B type guardrail and the HR sticker on the back of the car it was obvious that it had to be along the Croatian coastline (not the Cali coastline DOUG). After a couple of mins of searching for it, I found the exact location of 25:28: 44.9062427, 14.9137426 (This leads me to believe the pool shot was the nearby Veladrian hotel although I'm not too sure about this) As confirmed by the sign, the road markings and the guardrail (As a bonus this location isn't in the video edit but you can find it at 3:02:16 in the VOD. The mirror shot at 25:20 can be found around here as well - I couldn't find an exact lineup but it definitely fits the vibe) 45.117801,14.833885 Cmon Doug you literally studied at Berkeley I expect better from you.
I didn't even realise that MugMug thing was an ad, until the end, I thought it was simply one of the commercials / intro Bro made me watch an ad without skipping, what a chad
Don't let this video make you forget the literal hours of collective time Doug spent trying to explain the concept to chat and remind them over and over that it wasn't just a tier list of how good the commercials were
As someone who has never seen cologne commercials like these before, I was like, "Man, that is a crazy intro sequence." Then as he started watching them, I was like, "Yo, that is insanely accurate."
In the Stream of Only UP where he played DMCA music, thats when we first got coffee. In the next stream while everyone asked him to play it again, I was the first to suggest he buy the rights for Coffee as it couldn't be that expensive. Turns out thats what saved this video, so my troll to get him to spend money backfired since it probably made this video easier to publish. Damn you DougDoug
Feeling pretty content with my physique, I returned home from the gym, only to discover that Doug, a man who spends most of his time infront of a computer is more ripped than me. I guess Im adding another day to my workout schedule.
In fairness he probably has very short work days compared to regular jobs. That probably gives a lot of time for working out, etc. + after gaining muscles through working out for years, it’s much easier to maintain them. Don’t be too hard on yourself :)
@@tapetoyotasunscreen1315Real talk, that fake ad was more masculine than any of the real ads because Doug looks like an attractive human being and not the bizarre alchemical chimera that it’s apparently required for every advertising lead to be.
Just for shits and giggles, the Gaultier commercial features a bunch of stuff he is famous for. The cone bra for madonna, the sailor stripes he wore himself and the lingerie (both of which are on the fragrance bottles).
25:10 using the transfem "does this make me want to go back to being a man so I can be this masculine" scale... This one misses for me, not because the man isn't cool, but because I want to be the woman on the skateboard specifically.
This video with this scale ended up being the most affirming thing of all time because i realized I would actively feel worse if I came within a mile of any of these colognes. My imposter syndrome has been cured. I recommend this method to all my fellow girls out there EDIT:I do also want to become the woman on the skateboard, it would be radical to the extreme
Honestly as a trans girl I feel so distant from any kind of desire for this genre of masculinity I just spent the whole video doing mental smash or pass for each of the commercials lmao
doug's version is way better of a commercial and somehow at the same time advertises his own products while also still being a funny parody... damn. what a creator
I was thinking "you can't make fun of hot people doing hot shit by BEING a hot person doing hot shit, it's not funny" and then i saw the tagline "the wettest fragrance" 10/10 best commercial ever, doug doug is forgiven for being ripped
What's more manly than wearing overpriced perfume? I heat my cabin with a woodstove, so I smell like wood and smoke, I need to wear perfume to cover that right?
dolce & gabbana light blue being in "id feel even worse about myself" is hilariously funny to me because it is my mother's favorite perfume. i did not even know its technically cologne till this vid
25:25 Ok, but imagine if that was the commercial... Cool guy driving cool car, woman longboarding or w/e it was in the road. He runs her over, it's a viceral bump, her scream is cut short, it's ABSOLUTELY a horrible crime that just happened. Then the guy keeps looking forward like nothing happened, the camera pans back as he keeps driving on some majestic cliff-side road. Then it just shows the name of the cologne on screen. No explanations given, commercial ends.
Also, in the background while the cologne bottle is being shown off and there reading off the name, it cuts to a blurred wide shot where the man drives off a cliff
Wow! I just watched this stream the other day! Doug has an incredible talent for quickly transforming his streams into high-quality videos. He's really impressive!
When was this from? I’m having crazy deja vu, but from something a whiiile back. I doubt it was another creator though. I KNEW the archery one was coming lol Edit: ok yeah i was definitely watching this live 8 or more months ago. Great comment lol
As a trans woman, I will now be starting HRT (Horse Replacement Therapy) Additionally, as a bisexual, the weird boat commercial is absolutely terrifying to me
I swear this dude can make a live out of everything, how can his channel go from Zelda to ai to pijama Sam to this? And more confusing, why is this channel exactly for me, like I enjoy every bit of it?
@@toto_dragoneel_74 it's just a shit ton of people fully indulging in insanity/stupidity. It's just fun. Childishness with adulthood context. It's great lol
holy shit the MugMugs already sold out. Last time we sold out in 48 hours, this time was like 4 hours, even though we made 500 more of them this time to accommodate for demand. That is way WAY faster than I expected sheesh. Anyways THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH for all your support, I really really hope everyone who got one enjoys it, and we will definitely do another MugMug launch in the 2025 (maybe with new flavors???)
sorry I was hungry
I got one yippee
make a mugmugmug in support of the second channel
Bald
You need to make your own flavor of perfume.
Doug’s insanely ripped body, massive arms, and perfect jawline would make me feel emasculated if it weren’t for his shining bald head.
same
And his piss poor skill at 2D platformers
@@spiderdude2099 piss poor😂
IM BOUTTA BUSSSSS
Same, he came within emasculating distance but he was a full head of hair short
I could not, in a million years, have expected this to be a main channel DougDoug video
they needed a vid to advertise the mugmug ig
I know Doug said it was gonna be a video but I thought it would be on the second channel with the parkzer stuff being on the clips channel.
Guess that wasn't masculine enough
Fr
that and not even the douggies being on the main channel
It's very DougDoug to make some unhinged shit like this a main channel video though
If you were to wear every cologne at once, all the women watching you on your boat would turn into golden horses at the click of your lightsaber.
wow. a truly beautiful image.. i love golden horses and lightsaber
@@gnoot50 lightsabe
wtf does this even mean
Ok jokes aside that intro "commercial" perfectly captured the over the top visuals of all of them
Honestly, the best one in the video
agreed
actually good cinematography though
FOR REAL
but there were no women staring at him and no horses :(
_This_ is the backstory to Rosa New Zealand donation goal??? Doug Doug episodes not being chronological order is such a gift
Yes before the rosa stream people had been joking about Doug going to New Zealand for like the whole year. This video was originally streamed in February! The Rosa stream was in August.
There are quite a few stream only inside jokes that have never made it to videos. Just wait till egg day!
I already saw the stream so I cant relate 😔
Non-linear storytelling
@@bowmain1577not Egg day lol.
As a kiwi, I’m am grateful twitch chat managed to pull this together so Doug would come here, just mad I didn’t see him.
I understand maybe how doug created the beach shots, but the underwater plunge looks absolutely insane, I need to know what was used. The whole ad was insane i was smiling ear to ear with that production.
He talked about it in his latest stream, they shot these in February weather ww
@@cheep5645 FEBRUARY WEATHER?! Holy crap
@@apho-sappho yeah, he was jumping into his swimming pool, while another guy stayed there with a camera, and third would deliver sandback to the bottom to hold the black backdrop. They were ALL freezing
No joke my entire Xbox crashed when Doug’s mugmug commercial played
As it should
you heard it here first folks, mugmug is only compatable with the playstation 5 pro. critics are calling this new direction for the mug mug franchise "bold" and "emasculated"
r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this.
Poggies
It just couldn’t cope it felt to emasculated
DougDoug thirst trap was not what I was expecting today.
Was it unwelcome, though? I don’t think so.
but it's what I've been needing for ages
DougDoug chad edit was not what I was expecting today.
It worked. I have been sufficiently trapped.
unexpected surprises are the best, arent they?
Ok, that little bit of editing on the Hemsworth clip to sync with the music was fantastic. So glad that Coffee bit escalated hard enough to lead to this.
Haha I noticed that too, that was pretty funny
That intro commercial was so on point that I forgot it was fake until I saw the Doug Doug mug, huge immersion break. Doug could genuinely model for these over the top cologne commercials.
@@claireclearwater-gs9zc truuuueee mans made to be a model but became the maddest streamer alive
His shining head broke the emersion for me sadly
a couple of scenes before, I started noticing the guy's face was like.... is that dougdoug?? is that Mr. Douglas??? What the fuck is this???? and then I saw the shape of the mugmug rising out of the water and it all clicked
yeah
To be honest it is better because it is cringe-funny instead of cringe-cringe
0:17 ok Doug we get it you're hot chill out
as in his bald spot is enough to reflect enough sun to burn anything?
@@bottleofsyrup9916 😂😂😂😂😂
Would this be considered a thirst trap?
Naw, they don't show his stomach for a reason.
Keto and tennis doing WONDERS on this man.
20:24 HOW DOES IT FIT SO WELLLLL
the double clap with the double cut is SO CLEAN
20:32 DUDE Coffee syncs up SO perfectly with the ad right here. The "clap clap" matches the frame shifts omfg
I just came down to comment this it’s insane how good the whole thing fits but ESPECIALLY that part.
It just worked. I don't have to explain it further
Me when editing to the beat is what makes a good video
sorry to burst your bubble but you can see that the editors cut the video so that it would cut in time with the music, you can tell because doug suddenly changes position. really cool of the editors to do that though!
@@who7022 Ohhhh very smart, I see! This explains it a lot better than whatever that Shipy fellow was trying to say.
Just so RUclips viewers know, during Doug’s trip to New Zealand he went on one of the nature walks that are suggested to go on. During this hike he drank a lot of water, and then halfway through he realized he had to go to the bathroom. Now the guide didn’t tell him this, but there are really only accessible bathroom spots in the BEGINNING of the trail and the next stop was like 30 minutes away.
With this knowledge, Doug volunteered to go to on a small path when nobody else in the group wanted to and proceeded to PEE in the national park WHILE another group was walking by. And that is the real story on how Doug was definitely banned from New Zealand.
Lol, that's hilarious
As a kiwi, I can confirm he is on the Laser Kiwi hit list if he ever comes back
I am also a kiwi and can confirm he is on a hit list and has been banished even, from New Zealand
as a 3rd kiwi reply to this comment, I can also confirm like my fellow kiwis before me that I have specifically been alerted to this dangerous man, and to be sure to scream at him about how blonde, bald, and bad at 2D platformers he is on site, as well as making sure to report him to all the relevant authorities that are all now after him after he got banned from our country for needing to pee, seriously, he's so inconsiderate. SMDH my head.
Peeing on the mountain wasn’t the issue it’s that he peed IN THE WATER
Thank you Doug, for accidentally introducing the world to the masterpiece that is Jedi Horse
@@jebnordost7487 you must become the horse
Apparently
It does honestly blow my mind that no one thought to give him the right colour lightsaber... but maybe racing a horse with a sith kyber crystal in your lightsaber would send an even MORE mixed message than being penetrated by the force in "the jedi ocean"
Blue just matched the scene, we would have known it was fake if it was a different colour
It's crazy how Doug filmed this entire video in his 800 square foot apartment (including the ad sequence)
He excavated the basement for it. Chat was actually the cliff disguised as rocks.
i wonder how he fit new zealand in there
do you seriously think he filmed it in his apartment? he obviously filmed it in the ALL NEW DOUGDOUG MUGMUG @@jerri1918
@@jerri1918 the same way he fits thousands of twitch chatters I imagine
I've actually been where the ad was filmed, suddenly claiming to be trapped in Doug's basement has a lot more meaning for me
(also that 800 sq foot apartment must have some crazy pocket dimension type of thing going because that beach is like 2 hours from LA)
the perfect timing at 20:32, with the clapping and switching shots. absolute perfection and i need cologne now
Guys I think this is how we get Parkzer to say “I love you” back to Doug Doug
Yesh
That's what happens when you wear all the cologne at once.
OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ON TO SOMETHING
@@mrfrog0913 the aroma is so strong parkzer can smell it through his phone
Parkzer is actually the greatest. He just doesn’t understand when anything is a bit and just assumes everyone is serious all the time and it’s wonderful
Or is him taking everything seriously itself a bit?
@@GZilla311 It could also just be aspergers. When people have autism, it can be hard for us to identify when people are being serious
@@thejewsader That is such a stretch lmao. Him taking everything seriously is obviously a bit.
i think secretly parkzer is never serious and acts serious for the bit because hes funny
I do think that's a safe assumption when it comes to Douglas Douglas. Doug does a whole lot for the bit
I watched this with my boyfriend and didn't think we'd be thirst trapped by Doug in the first 10 seconds he, jokingly, covered my eyes and said laughing "Doug I bought your mug why are you doing this to me?" The we cracked up that it literally was an ad for the mugmug.
6:44 the running gag of Doug barging into Parkzer’s office naked is one of my favorite bits on the channel
I also love that Parkzer has stopped questioning it
109-12
I wish he would do that to m~ WAIT NO IM SIPPOSED TO BE ON NNN NOOOO
@@Ultracultchaosultimate chill bro
@@dalob112he definitely didnt stop questioning it, he just accepted the fact that trying to get an answer is one of the most futile tasks ever known to man
This mae me realize that these commercials are all just softcore pornography
@@privpi It only took you until now? Well, then I also have to introduce you to the fashion industry.
Especially the horse one
Honestly I've never and never will understand these kinds of ads as they make me so confused on so many levels like I just had a fever dream
i never realized how in shape Doug actually is. like, i knew he was in shape, but not IN SHAPE yknow?
this man chugs down bottles of olive oil and never cooks anything and he gets to look like THAT
@@oliviersavard8676 Lift weights and chug olive oil. It'll change your life.
@@oliviersavard8676 Enough calories and weight lifting will do that to ya
He has mentioned on stream that he goes for long runs several times a week. So there you go!
we're all in shape, for some of us that shape is just round
How did Doug capture the essence of cologne commercials so perfectly in a merch plug?
@@0gar485 it’s not that hard, all you need a shirtless guy who can pull off being nonchalant and chill
@@BostonSQ and his bald head
ok, why the fuck does shirtless doug actually look so good
edit: good GOD that jedi horse one made me laugh the hardest i have in literal years, no kidding, i'm crying so hard i can barely see the screen
The Jedi Horse ad literally looks and sounds like an SNL skit or something, it's incredible
The title confused me for a sec because my stupid German head was like "What, does this city really have SO MANY commercials?" It wasn't until starting your video that I facepalmed and remembered that cologne equals perfume. Sometimes being bilingual is very, very weird.
The MugMug commercial was INCREDIBLE cinema tho!
I thought the opposite when I learnt about the city lol
Don't know if it is in the video, but yes, the commercial for the city of Cologne WAS in the list and yes, Doug watched it on stream
@@MisvesMan now I wish that was in the video
@@Misves Haha for real? No it wasn't in the video, but this is hilarious! Thank you for letting me know.
Glad I wasn't the only German with that thought process!
There are 2 wolves inside you: one is running with Johnny Depp in the desert, and the other is bald having schizophrenic conversations with people who aren't real.
I'm the bird horse
"inside you"
Is that why my tummy is rumbly?
@@UmbraAtrox_ 😭😭???
i'd be fine with them but they keep having sex in my pancreas and it's starting to mess with my insulin levels
6:37 Parkzer drinking an entire 2 liter sprite was the most emasculating thing for me personally
that is water
Mugsculinity made me choke on the giant mouthful of tea I’d just taken out of my 750ml capacity DougDoug MugMug
dougdoug mugmug
dougdoug mugmug
dougdoug mugmug
@@missbeckykmusic you misspelled 32L
@ sorry the m was a mistake. I meant 750L
I don't even wear cologne, but I still sat here for half an hour watching cologne commercials because DougDoug made a game out of it. The man has a gift.
i watched it because of hot men
I didn;t watch them cause they make me uncomfortable so I listened to the entire thing like a podcast
As a kiwi man, I can confirm that jedi horse cologne is better from Auckland than from the internet.
12:09 Holy moly that is indeed the most bisexual commercial of all time. So close but a whiff on the het relationship girlfriend demographic though, the other hunks appear to be trying to stop him and are both not wearing the cologne and outnumber him, I would just jump in with the whole lot of them. B+
in the background of the mermaid shot isnt that two dudes hugging or kissing? 13:08
@@spartythespart wait you might be right
I remember that comercial when i was just a baby bi and it definitely got me like 😳
I was shocked it wasn’t ranked higher lol
Crazy that so many of these ads use that coffee song, must be a real hit. Unironically fits so many of them too
@swiftdasher its such a hit that it would be a shame if someone who bought a license to use the music never played it on stream because they didn't want to fill out a form
I'll admit that it took me until the Chris Hemsworth one to realise it was a DMCA counter edit.
And given it said *music NOT replaced due to copyright* made it even more confusing. XD
Did not expect the cinematography on the intro to a fake cologne/real mug commercial to be so insane and look as amazing as it did, those shots under the water were beautiful
thank you douglas i love cologne
i love gd cologne
I LOVE GD COLOGNE ❤❤❤
I love gd cologne
Lol
Hey it’s that one guy
5:24 FUN FACT: During the Johnny Depp trial, Dior was the only company that chose not to sever its relationship with him, which is why they created this advertisement.
And it was the only one of the ads that actually made me feel like it could improve my life,
The rest were just weird and homoerotic in equal measure.
@@InsanityPlusOne I think the arctic one was also ok
Oh...
@@InsanityPlusOne Just curious, was it the wolves or the playing guitar in the desert that made you feel like it could improve your life?
@@spookychicken9978 not OP but it was being the farthest away from other humans as possible part
I have to say that this is probably the best dougdoug video i have seen this year, and i can't believe it's just a tier list ranking cologne ads. The intro and skits in it are awesome man.
Thank you dougdoug, my wife says I wasn’t emasculated enough for her, but this video completely saved my marriage.
Divorce
Second divorce
Third divorce
Fourth divorce
fourth divorce, ill marry u dw
25:51 "Where is he"
WELL BOY AM I GLAD YOU ASKED.
So judging by the bollards, the B type guardrail and the HR sticker on the back of the car it was obvious that it had to be along the Croatian coastline (not the Cali coastline DOUG). After a couple of mins of searching for it, I found the exact location of 25:28:
44.9062427, 14.9137426
(This leads me to believe the pool shot was the nearby Veladrian hotel although I'm not too sure about this)
As confirmed by the sign, the road markings and the guardrail
(As a bonus this location isn't in the video edit but you can find it at 3:02:16 in the VOD. The mirror shot at 25:20 can be found around here as well - I couldn't find an exact lineup but it definitely fits the vibe)
45.117801,14.833885
Cmon Doug you literally studied at Berkeley I expect better from you.
Jesus Christ, didn’t know Rainbolt had an alt account
Holy fuck dude
Are you secretly the FBI agent from the guy in the commercial or what? 😂
3 words: WHAT THE FUCK?
what the fuck
I didn't even realise that MugMug thing was an ad, until the end, I thought it was simply one of the commercials / intro
Bro made me watch an ad without skipping, what a chad
I swear half of these commercials could also be establishing shots from a serial killer movie. The glare that some of these actors can unleash!
Also feels more like they are just trying to seduce the guy watching and not actually selling anything.
Don't let this video make you forget the literal hours of collective time Doug spent trying to explain the concept to chat and remind them over and over that it wasn't just a tier list of how good the commercials were
honestly, if I didn't know who you are and that beginning clip was alone without the video I would've legitimately thought that was a genuine ad
the Coffee sync here 20:32 is unreal
Yeah that was literally insane timing for that lmao
@@b0ne_r3aper78 was going to comment the same thing my god it was way too good
DUDE FRRR why did nobody say anything lol
This is what I was looking for lmaoo
nobody saying anything here is NUTS
As someone who has never seen cologne commercials like these before, I was like, "Man, that is a crazy intro sequence." Then as he started watching them, I was like, "Yo, that is insanely accurate."
The funny thing is most of these colognes are pretty low quality. Except maybe Tom Ford.
Genuinely I hope the spoof commercial made Doug feel super good about himself bc it looked super awesome and like a lot of fun
In the Stream of Only UP where he played DMCA music, thats when we first got coffee. In the next stream while everyone asked him to play it again, I was the first to suggest he buy the rights for Coffee as it couldn't be that expensive. Turns out thats what saved this video, so my troll to get him to spend money backfired since it probably made this video easier to publish. Damn you DougDoug
Lmao you're insane but in a good way
well now you get to know that the whole reason we got almost entirely naked dougdoug on the main channel is partially because of you
Feeling pretty content with my physique, I returned home from the gym, only to discover that Doug, a man who spends most of his time infront of a computer is more ripped than me. I guess Im adding another day to my workout schedule.
Yeah honestly that made me feel more emasculated than any of the actual cologne commercials
In fairness he probably has very short work days compared to regular jobs. That probably gives a lot of time for working out, etc. + after gaining muscles through working out for years, it’s much easier to maintain them.
Don’t be too hard on yourself :)
@@tapetoyotasunscreen1315Real talk, that fake ad was more masculine than any of the real ads because Doug looks like an attractive human being and not the bizarre alchemical chimera that it’s apparently required for every advertising lead to be.
If it helps, you are probably better at 2d platformers
Its probably the olive oil.
Just for shits and giggles, the Gaultier commercial features a bunch of stuff he is famous for. The cone bra for madonna, the sailor stripes he wore himself and the lingerie (both of which are on the fragrance bottles).
20:26 Can we talk about how perfect the music syncs up with the commercial? Wild
The fucking claps are soooooo perfectly synched, it's crazy it's not on purpose
It's on purpose, thanks to editor's efforts. You can see the cut by looking at the Doug right at the clap sounds.
25:10 using the transfem "does this make me want to go back to being a man so I can be this masculine" scale... This one misses for me, not because the man isn't cool, but because I want to be the woman on the skateboard specifically.
The woman on the skateboard is pretty fuckin rad tbf
This video with this scale ended up being the most affirming thing of all time because i realized I would actively feel worse if I came within a mile of any of these colognes. My imposter syndrome has been cured. I recommend this method to all my fellow girls out there
EDIT:I do also want to become the woman on the skateboard, it would be radical to the extreme
As an enby, I was also struck with glee seeing that skateboard woman
Honestly as a trans girl I feel so distant from any kind of desire for this genre of masculinity I just spent the whole video doing mental smash or pass for each of the commercials lmao
@@tentativegazer honestly, so based
doug's version is way better of a commercial and somehow at the same time advertises his own products while also still being a funny parody... damn. what a creator
That commercial is WAY too sexy to watch at work. Consider this a warning.
@@Skee_J ikr
r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this.
I was thinking "you can't make fun of hot people doing hot shit by BEING a hot person doing hot shit, it's not funny" and then i saw the tagline "the wettest fragrance"
10/10 best commercial ever, doug doug is forgiven for being ripped
still cracking up at the one person in chat when the second ad started going
"OMG JONATHAN DEPRESSION?"
There's definitely an untapped market in the cologne business, because I definitely resonated with the jedi horse the most out of these ads.
I feel like these commercials lead to confusion about your sexuality more than a desire to buy cologne
@@elliebee3520 watching these and lipstick ads for my daily dose of gender enrichment
and also make me feel better about myself or a new drawing idea
Jokes on you, I'm bi
What's more manly than wearing overpriced perfume?
I heat my cabin with a woodstove, so I smell like wood and smoke, I need to wear perfume to cover that right?
@@e.c.h.0236 I don't think they were talking about you, though
Can we take a moment of appreciation that Doug finally played Coffee in one of his videos, after so long.
0:34 FOR FREE????
No way you talking about his feet
Dammit you beat me to it
Mmmmmmmmm
Yoooo I love that Kendrick song!
I'M SAYING 😛
IT’S BEEN EDITED INTO A VID!!!!!!! being part of this stream was an absolute blast, so excited to relive The Horse
dolce & gabbana light blue being in "id feel even worse about myself" is hilariously funny to me because it is my mother's favorite perfume. i did not even know its technically cologne till this vid
I like how many of these commercials used Coffee, by Supersister, with their ads. Truly an artistic choice
jesus crist this is unironically one of the best channel openers possible. Sheeeeesh chill doug dougy
Coffee was stuck in my head, found it, and your Spotify playlist. Thank you for making my day better
You know that if Billy mays made a commercial for this, that chat would immediately rank it #1 and have doug purchase it.
6:41 "Why are you--?"
poor parkzer. we all know what he saw behind the camera.
The fact that he dismissed it so quickly means it happens often 😂
Glad to know my info is being used as the pre video ad was for cologne
25:25 Ok, but imagine if that was the commercial... Cool guy driving cool car, woman longboarding or w/e it was in the road. He runs her over, it's a viceral bump, her scream is cut short, it's ABSOLUTELY a horrible crime that just happened.
Then the guy keeps looking forward like nothing happened, the camera pans back as he keeps driving on some majestic cliff-side road. Then it just shows the name of the cologne on screen. No explanations given, commercial ends.
@@spiritbx1337 I’m not even a man and I’d by the cologne instantly, no questions asked.
Peak
this reads like the pitch for an adult swim bumper. like an alan resnick project or smth /pos
Also, in the background while the cologne bottle is being shown off and there reading off the name, it cuts to a blurred wide shot where the man drives off a cliff
That is the single most effective advertisement I have ever seen.
I need it.
@@ethanoljoe the mug… right?
@@ThenamesDai .........
@@ThenamesDai jedi horse
@@polario2840 new zealand
I think some of these commercials are geared towards women to buy it for their men.
I unironically have been using using Jedi horse for almost a year and didn’t find out about that ad till now and it makes it so much better.
Great timing for this upload Doug, I was just getting oiled up 👍
Oiled up?!? Oh no.... Please don't tell me it was THAT oil.
i need some oil its dry rn, can i have some
everyone it was obviously the olive oil this guy is a doug viewer
do better
@@limitlesscord7319 oh... OH.
I don't think I've laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at Jedi Horse
It shouldn't even have surprised me that Doug actually did go to New Zealand for the bit, yet it did. Never change, Douglas Douglas.
Canceling my top surgery, instead buying gallons of cologne. Can't wait to become a real man
Injecting cologne into my leg instead of T
@@lindseytaylor3793 careful, that could make you bald. And bad at 2D platformers
go to New Zealand instead
As a lifelong adblock user I had no idea Cologne commercials were this absurd. This has shook me to my core.
Doug I was already thirsting for you ever since I started following you, but that DougDoug mugmug ad, damn. Thank you lol
Why is nobody talking about how genuinely good that intro advert was??!? Like what?!
21:07 Big Boss... Kept you waiting, huh?
The MugMug ad made me feel things i shouldn't feel...
Wow! I just watched this stream the other day! Doug has an incredible talent for quickly transforming his streams into high-quality videos. He's really impressive!
When was this from? I’m having crazy deja vu, but from something a whiiile back. I doubt it was another creator though. I KNEW the archery one was coming lol
Edit: ok yeah i was definitely watching this live 8 or more months ago. Great comment lol
Thankfully, no one has yet to ask me how many times I replayed Doug's mug commercial.
34:38 i will never understimate doug and Parkzers sheer will to a bit ever again
The wig they use for the Douge cologne Mugmug was high quality stuff, that glue really held up well
“Carbs” by Shrekardo randomly popping up in every RUclipsr’s feed will never get old.
16:00 did anyone notice how he's preparing himself a bayh but also putting on cologne before hand
it's crazy how this ended up in the main channel, nust by the title this feels like a DougDougDoug video... but I surely am not complaining
this is the only dougdoug stream i was able to catch live
20:50, Coffee actually worked *so* well for the ad
As a trans woman, I will now be starting HRT (Horse Replacement Therapy)
Additionally, as a bisexual, the weird boat commercial is absolutely terrifying to me
HRT: reject humanity, become horse
SO that's why my legs are slowly turning into horse legs. Well, I think it's too late to tell the doc so I guess I'll just become horse.
Horse is good, 7/10
🐴 Hell Yeah
🐎💨
You can’t spell LGBTQ without horse, I think
That opening trailer was legitimately really well made. Great work, @DougDoug and crew!
I swear this dude can make a live out of everything, how can his channel go from Zelda to ai to pijama Sam to this?
And more confusing, why is this channel exactly for me, like I enjoy every bit of it?
@@toto_dragoneel_74 it's just a shit ton of people fully indulging in insanity/stupidity. It's just fun. Childishness with adulthood context. It's great lol
6:42 how can parkzer have a two liter of sprite with NO CAP on the same desk as his pc setup?? my anxiety is spiking.
He's a lawyer, you wouldn't get it.
@@genzo454 reminder: no more lawyer jokes because it spilled over into ParkzerParkzer's life and got him in trouble
@@breadboygamingwholegrain Ah. Wasn't aware of that.
itsk, keep spreading the word. parkzers dougdoug faq has more details
What happened?@@breadboygamingwholegrain
alternative title: how to write off a trip to New Zealand as a business expense in the most complicated way possible
15:47 so if i put on this collogne an army of women will start living in my walls?
can't believe they made schizophrenia into cologne
They already do. Just then they are gonna start paying attention to you. They see with their sense of smell!
@@MrRast0r the cologneizers control the golden mole horse women living in the walls of our banks who control the government
yeah pretty much
When I first saw the title I thought he was rating COLGATE commercials and it me me pause and go “only Doug would claim toothpaste is manly”
20:28 what an understatement, the double clap lines up with the double cut perfectly
20:25 the sync is PERFECT