I literally can't get this COW ARMY to die.

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @jackakimbo5718
    @jackakimbo5718 Год назад +1464

    Ah yes, nature's greatest ambush predator: the cow

    • @philipslice6273
      @philipslice6273 Год назад +107

      That's why farmers put those bells around the cows necks, otherwise they'd sneak up on everyone

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva Год назад +37

      @@philipslice6273 It;s true though. They're quieter than you'd think.

    • @KTdaDon2
      @KTdaDon2 Год назад +9

      I read this in David Attenborough's voice for some reason

    • @pBeerenBild
      @pBeerenBild Год назад +1

      More people die from cow attacks every year than from shark attacks. You don‘t fuck with mobile milk.

    • @50RatsinaCoat
      @50RatsinaCoat Год назад +2

      One of my favourite comments this year

  • @florians9949
    @florians9949 Год назад +1328

    “I got Johnson hidding in the trees”
    Johnson: *screams as loudly as posible*

    • @Jacob-er1tt
      @Jacob-er1tt Год назад +19

      change this to Johnson please

    • @ZeroFormLak
      @ZeroFormLak 10 месяцев назад +15

      Aye as long as he hides his body they will think he is just a giant screaming tree

  • @danletko
    @danletko Год назад +900

    22:03 Minotaur hits a trebuchet so hard that he flies away

    • @szymonrozanski6938
      @szymonrozanski6938 Год назад +91

      A force generates an equal force in the other direction.
      The Minotaur simply hit so hard, it couldnt handle its own power.

    • @Xaders1
      @Xaders1 Год назад

      wich leaves a philosophical debate: Is he strong, or is he weak?@@szymonrozanski6938

    • @BigBadGrizzlyB
      @BigBadGrizzlyB Год назад +8

      I saw that too haha

    • @chopstickSH
      @chopstickSH Год назад +9

      i missed that hahah :-D

  • @Prophet-of-the-Unknown-Lord
    @Prophet-of-the-Unknown-Lord Год назад +364

    This should seriosuly be canon. A rampaging beastmen carnage climaxing in a final showdown with Skarbrand to decide who is Khorne's favorie, blood-red sky and head-to-head duel with him and multiple bloodthirsters included. Absolutely glorious!

    • @WeaponizedStrumpet
      @WeaponizedStrumpet Год назад +35

      Well, at least it would be better than the Endtimes.

    • @svartrbrisingr6141
      @svartrbrisingr6141 3 месяца назад +14

      @@WeaponizedStrumpet anything is better then the end times

  • @Achillez098
    @Achillez098 Год назад +187

    "CAN ANYONE PROVIDE ME WITH A DECENT CHALLENGE?!"
    -Taurox, the Lu Bu of Warhammer

  • @JaySwag77
    @JaySwag77 Год назад +481

    I love how you were like "what would make this campaign better? Ah yes, let me take the dwarf's slayer oath and seek death in glorious battle."

  • @brandor763
    @brandor763 Год назад +367

    The Cygor and Ghorgon are mutated minotaurs. You can use them.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 10 месяцев назад +7

      And beastmen are mutated Humans, so?

    • @brandor763
      @brandor763 10 месяцев назад

      Woooosh​@@steelbear2063

    • @brandor763
      @brandor763 9 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@steelbear2063went right over your head

    • @NikukaiFightOn
      @NikukaiFightOn 8 месяцев назад +31

      @@steelbear2063 well it's a minotaur campaign, so them being minotaur is kind of relevant, no?

    • @brandor763
      @brandor763 8 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@NikukaiFightOn THANK YOU

  • @thijsv948
    @thijsv948 Год назад +274

    Imagine getting revived afterwards cause Khorne liked the way you've been fighting 😂

    • @Prophet-of-the-Unknown-Lord
      @Prophet-of-the-Unknown-Lord Год назад +18

      That would actually be a cool mechanic!

    • @metalmaster6667
      @metalmaster6667 Год назад +31

      I mean, Taurus got his brass skin from Khorne.

    • @spilleren9173
      @spilleren9173 Год назад +37

      That's actually canon, I think. Taurox fought everyone, everywhere, all the time, until he fought so hard he got a heart attack. Then, since Khorne liked his guts, he got revived with a metal body, so that he's immune to heart attacks.

    • @metalmaster6667
      @metalmaster6667 Год назад +33

      ⁠@@spilleren9173Almost correct: he fought everyone because he bit off the head of a chaos-ambassador and got mad. Or more mad than before.

    • @OMNISSIAH-VERY-GREAT
      @OMNISSIAH-VERY-GREAT 11 месяцев назад +11

      Made me remember Tuska Daemon-Killa

  • @StealthoMan
    @StealthoMan Год назад +112

    now you understand Gotreks pain, wanting to die but nothing is capable of killing you

    • @elite_rock_god2292
      @elite_rock_god2292 7 месяцев назад +13

      Aaaah Gotrek, the worst slayer of all time and the greatest warrior of a age❤😂

    • @cyphi474
      @cyphi474 Месяц назад

      What about poor Felix that has to write about it....

  • @JJS563
    @JJS563 Год назад +31

    "The sisters of stupid fucking elves or whatever they are called"
    I spat coffee out

  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 Год назад +123

    “Seek out the worst possible situation and dive into them”
    Cow hath become Slayer

  • @keentrasborg2566
    @keentrasborg2566 5 месяцев назад +16

    A Minotaur being asked what it wants to be called and it answering "Juan" was unexpectedly wholesome and I'm all here for it :D

  • @zodbones
    @zodbones Год назад +272

    Taurox is such a monster of a character.
    I remember one fight against elves that should've been a defeat.
    Lost everyone, but Taurox against a full stack and somehow he won by himself.

    • @stevengull6703
      @stevengull6703 Год назад +34

      Oh yeah Taurox doesn't need an army after level 10-20. Once he hits that strength the army is just there because why not.

    • @neildeeley4177
      @neildeeley4177 Год назад +8

      So just unbalanced nonsense then

    • @tazbom2470
      @tazbom2470 Год назад +73

      @@neildeeley4177 Who cares about balance in singleplayer game lol

    • @tomxipe
      @tomxipe Год назад

      me ok !!!! i care !! ok ??????? shut up !!@@tazbom2470

    • @BaxstabberzZ
      @BaxstabberzZ Год назад +51

      ​@neildeeley4177 Taurox in the lore could 100% do this.
      Game is as much about the lore as it is about balance.

  • @sassyviking6003
    @sassyviking6003 Год назад +77

    Knowing the lore of taurox, being ultimately defeated by skarbrand is such a poetic and fitting end. The only way to slay one of the blood god's greatest champions is with another of the blood god's greatest champions.

  • @lostnumber08
    @lostnumber08 Год назад +21

    "I can do just like real life cows do, attack from the trees." Magnificent.

  • @TraneGraffMaster
    @TraneGraffMaster Год назад +86

    Now imagine this if you get Sword of Khaine. When Taurox was released in Totalwarhammer 2 you could’ve get it in like 6 to 10 turns. Managed to do this and went for a world domination campaign

    • @dudebro2638
      @dudebro2638 2 месяца назад +7

      Turns out when you give the baddest Minotaur to ever exist the Sword of Khaine, hilarity and death ensues

  • @Marbo12f
    @Marbo12f 11 месяцев назад +37

    Taurox looks up at Skarbrand and host of Bloodthristers, his face of perpetual rage giving way to grin.
    "You defeated me, Champion of the Blood God...with help".

  • @boricns
    @boricns Год назад +90

    i've never play beast man cuz you know... "BRING ME TO MY MEN" but might have to try them now after this :D

    • @Contractkillamax
      @Contractkillamax Год назад +15

      After their rework, they are one of the best factions, in my opinion. No diplomacy or economy. Just heardstones and blood.. and cows xD

    • @Cpt_yerrick176
      @Cpt_yerrick176 Год назад +4

      Why do people love the empire this much ? I don't get it.

    • @Contractkillamax
      @Contractkillamax Год назад

      @@Cpt_yerrick176 They like men.. probably ;D

    • @callumcochrane7759
      @callumcochrane7759 Год назад +5

      ​@@Cpt_yerrick176Vanilla people like the vanilla faction. But at least they're not the French.

    • @morgothbauglir8706
      @morgothbauglir8706 Год назад

      ikr? its literally the most boring faction you can pick from all of these options@@Cpt_yerrick176

  • @morte2504
    @morte2504 Год назад +114

    Zerk literally took a Slayer Oath out of boredom

  • @Wicked414
    @Wicked414 Год назад +8

    This is now my headcannon for when Skarbrand gets one of those random events where he can either duel the doom bull or kill his minotaurs

  • @manuelramospetruchena4620
    @manuelramospetruchena4620 Год назад +64

    That was fantastic. Beautiful. A beefy campaign with a heroic end. Alas.. I have to highlight two things.
    1. You were lucky messing up with Nurgle. Imagine what mad cow disease could have done to your army. The gods were on your side.
    2. You missed a HUGE opportunity. Michael Johnson? Juan? Uncle Bernard? THEY WERE ALL MEANT TO BE COWBOYS!! Had they been Buffalo Bill, Billy the Kid, Jesse James, Butch Cassidy, this would've been perfect.
    Weirdest cow level from Diablo 2, but for sure fun. Cheers Zerk!

  • @tristeneagles
    @tristeneagles Год назад +29

    Completely Lore-accurate Taurox playthrough

  • @Kenshin188
    @Kenshin188 Год назад +13

    I have tears rolling down my face at his bits over the names

  • @Tachii31
    @Tachii31 Год назад +11

    4:25 I always love the way you bring real life tactics into your campaigns.

  • @BertShackleford
    @BertShackleford Год назад +40

    This was thoroughly entertaining!
    Thought I was just going to skip around such a lengthy video as per usual. Instead, I found myself watching the entire saga.
    Well done Zerk.
    Stay classy my friend.

    • @williammitchell6254
      @williammitchell6254 Год назад +5

      "Lengthy video" "saga" bro its not even half an hour long.

    • @BertShackleford
      @BertShackleford Год назад +1

      @@williammitchell6254 You must be a blast at parties _IF_ you even get invited.
      Stay classy my friend.

  • @TheMightyNaryar
    @TheMightyNaryar Год назад +24

    Full Minobus is the only proper way to play Taurox.
    Or well, it's always very strong as any beastmen faction(though for the other LL's you might just get a doombull instead for your full cow stack instead), but the other lords have other shenanigans that might make your endgame different (Morghur for the monster/spawn doomstacks or lord only doomstack, Khazrak for the full vanguard infantry/chariot ambush strike force, etc.), but more importantly it is fun.
    I never get tired of minotaurs rolling through infantry blobs.

    • @Monochromatic_Spider
      @Monochromatic_Spider 9 месяцев назад +1

      Khazrak is usually always a wargor spam stack for me. Having a whole bunch of single entity chariots is so much fun. Not really optimal for dueling single entities, but infantry just melts and it's not like cavalry has the stats to really deal with that many single entities either.

  • @catman-hi5cn
    @catman-hi5cn 6 месяцев назад +3

    “For you, Taurox, the day Khorne destroyed your army and ended your streak was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday,” -Skarbrand

  • @Kiltlord
    @Kiltlord Год назад +4

    Funniest line of 2023 right here
    "This will make my army like what's in your underwear, small but powerful."

  • @draketurtle4169
    @draketurtle4169 Год назад +5

    That intro clip is perfection, at first you think he got launched into them, then it’s hmm He is charging into them but no he just decided to leap into the enemy and do a roll because he can.

  • @TubeTAG
    @TubeTAG 10 месяцев назад +5

    13:38 So your Minotaurs have become Slayers. Nice.

  • @lionman8295
    @lionman8295 7 месяцев назад +4

    I just got this video the day of the revealing that the Beastmen were leaving AoS. Rest in peace Beastmen of Chaos… 😢

  • @holdencross5904
    @holdencross5904 Год назад +72

    Love your content bud. Can you do a full cav army as the lizards?

    • @Hasdrubhaal
      @Hasdrubhaal Год назад +2

      Stack of dread saurus 😩🥵

    • @Supercohboy
      @Supercohboy Год назад +1

      I'd love to see a Lizardmen Missile Monsters only campaign, personally. It would be very vulnerable but very powerful, especially if he allowed heroes/lords on mounts.
      I just want to watch someone more capable use the skirmisher missile lizards so I can learn from their ways tbh, the firespitters and armor-piercing spike throwers are cool but they feel like they fall off hard in the long game.

  • @Everhardt94
    @Everhardt94 Год назад +11

    This video has everything a good Total War: Warhammer video needs.
    Elf pain and suffering.
    Elf humiliation and defeat.
    And elf multiple deaths.

  • @Reptonious
    @Reptonious Год назад +4

    Been a long time since I've seen anything from the channel, this is an awesome evolution for you Zerkovich

  • @tbotalpha8133
    @tbotalpha8133 7 месяцев назад +2

    I like how your rampage almost circumnavigated the entire world.

  • @Dhopamine
    @Dhopamine 11 месяцев назад +2

    22:02 a minataur in the back charges, hits a trebuchet, bounces off, and flies away, never to be seen again

  • @charleslister8465
    @charleslister8465 Год назад +7

    Great work - love the names and the commentary - masterful stuff

  • @alekseygee5228
    @alekseygee5228 Год назад +4

    You have the makings of a Slayer. A Slayer only playthrough that is. Seek death!

  • @brianlammers9283
    @brianlammers9283 Год назад +14

    F in chat for the Beefcake crew.

  • @denel7
    @denel7 5 месяцев назад +1

    the effort you take for this video just perfect and your humour is astounding, you gained new subscriber.

  • @fiveforbiting
    @fiveforbiting Год назад +2

    Crazy ambush potential. Zerk is clearly elite at playing "Hide the Beef."

  • @aggrisabernathy8770
    @aggrisabernathy8770 Год назад +3

    You should name Juan to the Everchosen, so he can be the chosen Juan.

  • @Iymarra
    @Iymarra Год назад +2

    The glee in "everybody's fucked!" gave me quite the giggle.

  • @fredericcharbonneau6570
    @fredericcharbonneau6570 11 месяцев назад +3

    COW BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD , COW SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE !!!!!!

  • @bartdebruijn4599
    @bartdebruijn4599 4 месяца назад +1

    "Many Elves will be harmed in the making of this video" .... well, that's what we're here for! :D

  • @blahtheotter1512
    @blahtheotter1512 Год назад +2

    only what made the unstoppable cow could unmake it, poetic

  • @nuadai
    @nuadai Год назад +1

    As another cow from another game would say:
    "You can't milk those!"
    And also:
    "STAMPEDE!!!"

  • @ariha2717
    @ariha2717 Год назад +3

    Tomb kings only monsters, the statue army

  • @AnomalyINC
    @AnomalyINC Год назад +3

    Getting bored because there's no challenge...
    Taurox became the One-Punch Bull.

  • @lordofcreation3498
    @lordofcreation3498 Год назад +14

    I wonder if the ghorgon would fit in this build

  • @petars4449
    @petars4449 Год назад +2

    A warbeast as big as 3 humans weilding monstorious weapons ready to feast on humans named: micheal johnson

  • @Schneggie87
    @Schneggie87 Год назад +1

    I love a good taurox campaign! I always work towards a Minotaur/Gorgon/Cygor stack with him and nothing but bows in any other armies but I’ve never done it with JUST Minotaurs along the way

  • @Zygmunto
    @Zygmunto Год назад +2

    2:20 moment of silence for my welsh homies out there named Aafwub

  • @GodlordBazi
    @GodlordBazi Год назад +1

    Ah yes, I remember the good ol' days.
    Step 1: Recruit 19 gorebulls with nurgle's stink trait over the course of like 300 rounds
    Step 2: Win even harder.

  • @michaelholtmann2350
    @michaelholtmann2350 21 день назад

    Archaon thinking he's going to bring the world to its knees only to see a horde of cows at his doorstep must have been a haunting feeling. Never underestimate an army of cows hungry to be the conquerors lol

  • @edgarorube3641
    @edgarorube3641 Год назад +1

    Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, only that it flows without cease for all eternity.

  • @two-a-day130
    @two-a-day130 Год назад +7

    Very cool video! Always enjoy your content!

  • @x0lopossum
    @x0lopossum 11 месяцев назад +1

    Taurox in this campaign is just like Kaidou from One Piece, he can't be defeated no matter how much he tries.

  • @silifer
    @silifer Год назад +1

    A year or two ago i tried making a minotaur army as beastmen in WTW2 back before the Bronze Bull dlc... even then it was a fucking blast to just go full bull

  • @walter1383
    @walter1383 Год назад

    Chaos Dwarfs, who worship a monstrous bull god, being destroyed by a tide of unstoppable bullmen is pretty poetic.

  • @TheGreatCharlie123
    @TheGreatCharlie123 Год назад

    "the sisters of... stupid fucking elves or whatever their called..." - Zerkovich
    That's indeed what they are called, sir.

  • @Soggy2002
    @Soggy2002 Год назад

    2:11 "To begin the buffing up of my cows."
    I think you mean the beefing up of your cows.

  • @alexanderlejon9958
    @alexanderlejon9958 Год назад

    If I remember correctly Gorgon and Cygor are minotaur subspecies according to army book lore. So you can use them also.

  • @bigl161985
    @bigl161985 Год назад

    " More elves this is the best campaign I've ever played" !!! The elven faction felt that.

  • @kevinmastron6700
    @kevinmastron6700 6 месяцев назад

    >1620 elves
    >60 brettonian knights
    >12 ents
    >undefended
    love ya mate

  • @brandor763
    @brandor763 Год назад +3

    Want more minotaurs for the Beastmen??? Highly recommend the "Banegors and Bloodkines" and "Chaosbulls" mods. Theyre awesome!!! If you play Khorne, i reccomend "Exalted Minotaurs of Khorne" and "Khorgoth the Unleashed".

  • @jasonhemphill8525
    @jasonhemphill8525 Год назад

    " The Sisters of Stupid-Fucking-Elves or whatever their called"
    You're a treasure Zerk.

  • @OHA97
    @OHA97 Год назад +9

    Now that i think of it shouldnt the chaos dwarfs like taurox? he is a cow and at least partially out of metal

    • @brandor763
      @brandor763 Год назад +1

      Exactly!! That's what I thought!!

    • @oswaldrabbit1409
      @oswaldrabbit1409 6 месяцев назад +1

      probably hate them because Chaos Undivided is muscling in on Hashut's domain.

  • @ZazeH
    @ZazeH Год назад +1

    A lot of elves where harmed in the process making this video. Literally all kinds of elfs...

  • @uunikaulus
    @uunikaulus Год назад +1

    I haven't watched WH3 videos in a long time, but this was fun and reminded me why I have hundreds of hours in that game.

  • @ToogyMcGee
    @ToogyMcGee 11 месяцев назад

    Michael Johnson... You're videos are hilarious and actually have made the game more fun for me to play. Thank you!

  • @Helycon
    @Helycon 10 месяцев назад

    One of skarbrands factions strongest doomstacks/armies you could make at all is their minotaur equivalent x18 with an exalted bloodletter and any lord so this is no surprise but still awesome

  • @SGProductions87
    @SGProductions87 Год назад

    The best part was Taurox fighting Skarbrand and a bunch of Bloodthirsters all at the same time. What a unit.

  • @tobiashagstrom4168
    @tobiashagstrom4168 Год назад +2

    Cows take the Slayer Oath - The Movie

  • @thegametroll6264
    @thegametroll6264 11 месяцев назад

    I can honestly say that a taurox with a minotaur tribe build is UNSTOPPABLE! especially when he picks up the sword of khane. The warhammer world drops a planet sized turd when he does that. 😮

  • @atlasstoned
    @atlasstoned Год назад +1

    very funny, i've been doing this exact cow campaign past couple days lol

  • @agps4418
    @agps4418 Год назад

    Vampirates. So that's the background of the entire vampire coast roster. a pun.

  • @JarmamStuff
    @JarmamStuff 8 месяцев назад

    A giant Khornate bull so devastating that he becomes the victim of his own success
    He gets bored with breaking things
    He takes the Slayer Oath and seeks death. Ends up the king of Karak Kadrin

  • @KnudAutlermann
    @KnudAutlermann Год назад +1

    I couldnt think of a more fitting ending...

  • @arnelio357
    @arnelio357 Год назад

    Never even thought that cows can oblitarate worlds best armies

  • @nathanstruble2177
    @nathanstruble2177 Год назад +1

    Ah yes, the well known Minotaur Slayer run

  • @TotalWarPlaya
    @TotalWarPlaya Год назад +1

    You could use the cow riders chaos dwarfs for the cow gimmick as well

  • @Mornomgir
    @Mornomgir 9 месяцев назад

    the new sitcom. Taurox, big phil and michael johnsons shenanigans.

  • @tiktikboom2371
    @tiktikboom2371 Год назад

    Lol “the sister of stupid fuckin elves” that caught me off guard haha 😂

  • @beczkabrowca304
    @beczkabrowca304 Год назад

    This camping was a truly nightmare for dwarf slayers, canot die is a curse XD

  • @mausklick1635
    @mausklick1635 Год назад +1

    Skarbrand really is something else.

  • @JanChristianSun
    @JanChristianSun Месяц назад

    I'm new to the game and I find your videos really entertaining. It gives me new ideas on how to enjoy the game. Looking forward to more videos :)

  • @spartnmarcen5110
    @spartnmarcen5110 Год назад +1

    That was amazing. I figured Orks would give you a fight but then I remember their leadership is crap.
    You should do a Grimgor and Black Orks only. Go Raze the Empire and see if you can make it to the coast of Cathay!
    Lizards and salamanders/dinos only? (Kroq-Gar and Carnosaurs only?)

  • @Thrall900
    @Thrall900 Год назад

    'The sisters of stupid fucking elves or whatever they're called' made me lol that's exactly how I narrate my gameplay

  • @Brangutang
    @Brangutang Год назад

    We've done Bears, we've done Beef. Next, Rattlestar Galactica?

  • @Longday1013
    @Longday1013 16 дней назад

    For reference, you could have taken the cygor and ghorgon, they are technically minotaurs.

  • @notoffensivenpc8400
    @notoffensivenpc8400 6 месяцев назад

    taurox is now the chaos counterpart of gotrek. i pray that in aos the two have the showdown they oh so clearly deserve

  • @DevixianTheOriginal
    @DevixianTheOriginal Год назад +1

    Dude you literally became a dwarf slayer by the mid mark XD

  • @kylepassey7813
    @kylepassey7813 Год назад

    How fitting that Khorne, the God that made Taurox so damn hard to kill, was the one to finish him.

  • @dillonschroeder985
    @dillonschroeder985 Год назад +1

    F to Johnson, he's not the best at hiding silently lol

  • @KoreanBSH
    @KoreanBSH Год назад +2

    This was almost poetic

  • @SquidwradThomas
    @SquidwradThomas 6 месяцев назад

    2:06 he is the lisan ai agib! The one who will lead the way! The voice from the outer worlds!

  • @StarshadowMelody
    @StarshadowMelody Год назад

    This actually turned into Gotrek Simulator but beastmen.

  • @edgargutierrez4203
    @edgargutierrez4203 Год назад

    Holy Cow, this was Udderly Amazing. Way to Bully all the other Races!

  • @cyphi474
    @cyphi474 Месяц назад

    True Cow menace wandering across the map.