ABSOLUTELY NO MISTAKES** | Papers Please - Part 2
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- Опубликовано: 4 май 2021
- **To clarify, the game Paper's Please itself contained no mistakes that I could find. However I, as the player, did in fact make many MANY mistakes...
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When Ethan said Mark is one of the smartest and also the dumbest people he knows, this is a prime example of that.
soo true the fact that he figured out how to decode the ezic names in a matter of seconds and then getting citations for very minor things
Yeah....
It is false to assume there is any one single universal measure of 'intelligence'. Like all people, Mark is just better in some types of intelligence and worse at others.
@@Warhawk. "Sir this is a Wendy's"
@@Warhawk. So he is smart and dumb at the same time.
“Do not mix these up.”
Mark: immediately does the opposite.
It, it deeply enraged me
I started to laugh my ass of when he did that
What a spectacular attention-deficit display that was lmao
ADHD at it's finest.
Lmfao
"These are important documents do not mix them up"
Mark: shuffles them like a deck of cards immediately
Well actually he just moved the one on the right to the left and immediately forgot which was which. XD
Just got to that part, I can't breathe.
@@captainkirk265 🤓
@@captainkirk265 “well actually ☝️🤓”
“The Order knows.”
*Mark starts having a panic attack*
Also Mark: Nudity, ON!
@send me message @markiplier680 🤓
@send me message @markiplier680 scam
Faker the real markiplier would have blue background on their name and also you have numbers
Bro it's an alt
Damn bots
“What if we used 100% of the brain?”
Mark: *mixes up documents in a mere 3 seconds*
*Avengers theme plays*
100% of nothing is still nothing
Hmm, but isn't it impossible to use 100% brain? ;)
@@fnafmaster_1 you don't use 100 percent of your brain at any given time but you can use all your brain
Me seeing his mouth strech how does he do that of course its with the power of PHOTOSHOP
nothing has ever hurt me more than mark mixing up the important documents within 2 seconds of being told to not mix them up
I'm lazy, did he give the right documents?
@@emilynunya2961 nope, he even almost mixed them up correctly but went with his gut (which was wrong)
@@stroke9239 ok, thanks
No he gave them the documents he was supposed to give, I just watched it a few times and he put the documents to keep on the left, the ones to give on the right. He gave the impostor the ones on the right
@@MysticSkyes he swapped the good and bad after sorting them because he forgot.
21:19 I feel so happy for him. Every day he came with a document. He was so desperate, but so patient.
apart from the first time he came and he hadnt any documents
And he was polite and friendly to the inspector each time he was denied!
@@MasterMagikarp Jorji is what every other smuggler, terrorist and wannabe revolutionary should aspire to. If you want through my checkpoint just have some good documentation. If your papers are in order it doesn't matter if you're part of the Ezic Order, I will happily let you through.
"The order knows"
Markiplier: *panic attack*
NUDITY ON XDD
I am in awe of how fast Markiplier mixed up those files
He swapped them and I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard
Oh right, the secret documents, the secret documents for the goverment, the secret documents specifically not to give the spy, secret documents, this document? *hands real documents to spy*
same
I was impressed by how he not only managed to confuse himself but also me in the process. I knew which one was right, and then he started tossing them around the screen lol
@@Koliflower when I play this game, I put the correct documents on the left, so when Mark put the false ones on the left it immediately threw me off.
The speed in which he messed up the Ministry's documents is honestly impressive
I WAS SCREAMING BRO
WE NEED MORE OF THE FOREST
I WAS BABY RAGING LIKE WTF
Ikr I could not fathom how he fucked that up so quick😂
yes it was. he confused me as well it was so quick
mark not getting the hint the organization is bribing him to detain innocent ppl is lowkey funny XD
I love that he was so proud of Jorji for finally having all the right papers😹😹😹😭
A Brazilian RUclipsr I followed made "friendship" with Jorji to the point he got worried when it took to long for him to show up. In the end he applauded Jorji.
“Please put in your papers that you’re allowed to be here” or don’t cause Mark will let you in anyway by mistake
Hahha so true
LOL
Whats that profile?
by "mistake"
Apply water to burned area...
Is anyone going to talk about how happy he was when that guy finally got the right papers? It was adorable!!!
Good ol' potato man
We all do
We love Jorji :D
@@someguy34hnt he was always my favorite
POTATO MAN'S
"Oh my god, another Kolechian."
-Markiplier, 2021
Those goddamn Kolechians taking our jobs, Kolechia is not sending its best, and some i asume are good people
@@stanisawzokiewski3308hyuge
@@stanisawzokiewski3308 those goddamn Kolechians....
The fact that Mark instantly mixed the documents up in an instant kills me
"The order knows"
Markiplier: **panic attack**
22:09
The panic begins. X3
*turns on nudity*
NOOOOOO O O O O
I dont really understand why he panicked can you tell me please?
@@hjaltebierberg4899 he turned away a person he was supposed to let in, from that cult kind of thing
I like the fact that Markiplier forgot in a second which one was the important document and which one was the fake he needed to give
Its funnier cause he actually gave them the wrong one too lol.
He also decided to mix them around the moment he got them XD
That was some goldfish level of memory right there !
It deeply annoys me
@Toby Rustin no ,no he didn't and it deeply enrages me
I know it’s just a video game but I somehow feel bad for the people who just want to start a new life and then meanwhile Mark, “GET DETAINED BITCH”
order: we will pay you to detain ppl
mark: :D cool!
order: you did not detain many ppl
mark: its not my fault everyone had the right documents :(
me: mark....they never said the detained ppl had to deserve it 👀
"don't mix up these two documents"
Markiplier immediately and literally SHUFFLES THE GOD DAMN DOCUMENTS!
“Do not mix these up.”
Mark: Cha-Cha real smooth
I don’t know how someone hasn’t commented anything here but this was my favorite comment yet lololll
B
*criss cross*
AHAHA
Ah yes
The *SPEED* at which he mixed up the papers was astonishing
Y'all know mah boy
Gotta fuck up *FAST*
Honestly. I would have fucked up waaaaay sooner lol
I'm literally in the comments to see if someone thought the same thing
Mk
"Recognition for Sufficience" is the _Papers, Please_ equivalent of a participation award
There's an even worse one. Recognized for "Presence". If he had got just 3 more citations, he would have got that one.
I'm starting to see just what Ethan meant when he said mark was the dumbest smart guy he knew
I love how Mark gets mixed up about the documents basically in front of the guy. Like he can hear Mark's confusion as he walks away.
Dude: "yeah dont mix these up"
Mark: "so anyways, i started blastin"
I'd like but it's at 69 soo
@@nandoskitty1723 I see you're a man of culture
@@adarshvardhanmeher2800 I see you’re a redditor
I was laughing hard there. He had them for less than a minute and already screwed them up
The fact that Mark panicked with the documents and ended up screwing up with such confidence is hilarious
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 7710
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current subs 7710
I'm also confused as well, did he give the right one??
To me it's just stupid
@@longrange3322 i dont think so :")
Papers:📃 Work Permit:📑 Travel Visa:📄 Passport:📕 ID is Job hacker at a "bank" so to speak and the rest is classified
I have never felt my anxiety go up this much after watching Mark mix up important documents the very second he received them.
He was more distressed by denying the Order guy than he was about immediately mixing up the important documents and subsequently giving the wrong ones over
Because it didn't give him feedback that he made a mistake.
I'm pretty sure he doesn't know
Well he still immediately realized he didn't remember them, but wasn't concerned enough to restart the day to fix it
@@aSlimyDragon good thing the document thing isn't really important for the story
@@ghastlygavin Mark doesn't know that though, so Slimy's point still stands.
I love how when Lixian started working for Mark as his editor he was super upbeat and cheery, and now that he's spent years around Mark having to deal with his shenanigans he's officially crossed the "dead inside" state
Well, after spending so long working with Mark, would you also not be just a little dead inside after all the shenanigans? I sure would lol
He’s just getting closer to Mark when he plays Papers Please. Maybe one day, we’ll see pogo stuck Mark in Lixian
lixianTV did not edit this
Markiplier & Seth Rollins fan??
Wow!
@@jaceworley He may have not, but I was referring to when we see a glimpse of him near the beginning of the video. That sure was drawn and edited in by him.
I feel bad for the poor people just sitting in line for an hour as mark eats a cheeseburger 9:48
You know, it's really wholesome to know that an animator who used to make lots of fan animated for Mark has been his editor for this long now
Mark was so distressed by a mistake he felt the need to turn nudity on 💀
compulsive stress-induced horniness
look it up, its a real thing, i think
@@anhilo9716 the “I think” is questionable but I will google anyway.
He accepts his mistakes and just decides to bare all.
@@anhilo9716 I- you’re right.
@@CheshieD lmfao what
The absolute DREAD from Mark mixing up the folders is the strongest emotion I've ever felt in my entire life.
I was looking for someone to recognize thisss
Did he mix them up or not
@@bobbylambert9191 did you watch the video..?
@@bobbylambert9191 Yes he gave her the original files, which he was not supossed to.
I was looking for a comment on this
22:08
Mark: does Epic Fail
Also Mark: NUDITY ONNNN!
Also also Mark: Can i End Task???
"If they ask for documents, give them _these_ instead."
*Immediately doesn't recognize which is the real documents and which are the fake documents*
"If people bribed me, I'd just let them in."
Guard: If you detain people, I'll give you money.
"I could've detained you, but I didn't."
Do you want money or not, Markimoo?
Did... did he do the math?
It doesn’t matter.
@Kristopher Prime why is there spoilers in the comment section lmao
Shh don't sass the inspector
@@Cardboard449 Not really lol. He literally just played "let's spin the papers around/mix these up ten times till i can't remember which is which on purpose 2 seconds after i recieved them".
I've never seen Markiplier use five of his brain cells like this a world record
Yup, that's true. It's a real miracle
what a goldfish like jeez
Markiplier when he played dont touch anything-Am I a Joke to you?
@@iiTzSunrise 😂😂😂😂
What about when he played the Fnaf games?
My papers:
Age: legal enough
Name: some generic name
Occupation: being a lazy
Expirations: the day I lose this
[signed and approved of my mom]
Being a lazy 😂😂
Mark: finds 3 grenades strapped to back
Also mark: you made a mistake coming here
Her: what?
Girl you just got searched don’t act surprised you knew you were out right when he searched you smh.
*"NEVER!!!"* yells the woman as she unpins a grenade within an enclosed space because safety is too mainstream.
As one wise man once said: "“I don't know if he's a genius or a moron."
-Jacksepticeye
That's a sign of genius right there!
Or the blind leading the blind...
Is that like a savant?
Ah yes XD LMAO
Lmao great quote
"He's the smartest idiot I know!"
-Ethan, Crankgameplays
Dude, the faces he makes when he gets something wrong looks like if this was actually his job, he'd have a mental breakdown
He makes those faces a lot.
@@daethalion1725 so i guess he has alot of mental breakdowns
authentic experience
I worked in immigration and the attention to detail and mental breakdowns were 💯 on point, a daily occurrence
@@RED40HOURS hu
"And hey... No one's watching."
Next episode: Ezic is watching.
"Mom i got hacked"
"How?"
"Some funny man on the internet told me to put my information in his comments section"
Mikhail Saratov: The Order knows.
Mark: *OH GOD, NUDITY ON!!!*
timestamp?
@@ashpetoral 22:32
So? Order is good or bad?
@David Bodeklint Bodaskolan 7A that's not the answer I wanted but ok
Arnas Giriūnas If I remember correctly, it gives different endings
My man Mark **INSTANTLY** mixed both of the documents, it's kinda impressive how fast he got confused.
Immediately and WITH COMPLETE CONFIDENCE too
Yeah I love mark but that's kinda painful to watch lol
Mark mixing up those documents right after the guy left is surprisingly relatable
The fact tha he mixed those papers up in 2 goddamn seconds just hurts me so much
You bet I was screaming at him
Order : "don't mix this up"
Mark : "oopsie poopsy, I can't hold my documents"
Order : "remember these two people"
One of them : *shows up*
Mark : "get the *fuck* outta here"
He can be so selectively observant sometimes
@@hannabooklover like me
Was that the order?
Sw
@@nikitaastakhov9252 Yes
Mark: freaks out because he denied someone from the order.
Also Mark: NUDITY ON
Appropriate reaction honestly.
Yes
Well, he WAS caught with his pants down.
>.>
Speaking of nudity on, when do you think the next huniepop 2 video will be?
@Ligma Nuts NUDITY ONNN 😫😫😫😫😫
Fun fact: "All Kolechians must be searched" means that if an entrant is Kolechian, they violate the rule, therefore allowing you to just deny them. This saves time, and so gets you more credits.
Mark: “That’s pretty good”
Also Mark: *only has $25 to his name*
WHY WAS HIS FIRST REACTION TO MESSING UP TO TURN NUDIITY ON IM CRYING
Fr
Legit tho lmao
Nudity is the cause of, and solution to, all your problems
@@nuclearbastard that's alcohol
I'M STILL LAUGHING OMG WHY DID HE TURN IT ON????
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Reason for stay: entertainment
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Glory to Markiplier
In todays episode of Please papers, we prove the theory that if Mark wasn't a RUclipsr, he would be a spy, a dead one, but a spy no less
how are you so accurate
how do you know hes not a spy sounds like you trying to cover something up
5:16 It was her birthday
i love how he's trying to get it perfect.
Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on.
Markiplier: **realises in panic and frustration that he messed up letting the EZIC dude in**
Also Markiplier: **proceeds to turn on nudity**
Time stamp?
@@breadhamnspam it's at the near end
EZIC is based
@@breadhamnspam it's at 21:57 I believe
@The RUclips Account That Trolls Yo A S S 22:30 actually
**Spoiler Warning!** The editing done to show Mark’s mistake: Amazing, very cinematic.
🙂😃
Put a spoiler warning!
@@amaregonzalez8189 He didn't say what mistake.
I was kidding I meant it was a spoiler that he made a mistake
Mark got the first Ezic Order thing and I just sat there like "please... please flip it over... PLEASE"
Mark: "Money I like money" Dances
Meanwhile Arstolskan Government: "OH CRAP THE ENEMY FOUND OUT ABOUT OUR SECRET PROJECTS, HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED AHHHHHH!"
Nobody:
Mark: *Messes with nudity setting in a moment of shocked horror*
Timestamp?
@@dipolarisland 22:33
@Stefan Bajic It really goes without saying.
@Stefan Bajic that’s kind of...
sus
Mark: Messes up by denying Order
Also Mark: NuDiTy OnNnN!
who else but mark
17:30 Wil Karens even in a games sooooooo she is destroyed
i love and hate how mark literally went through the effort to put up a cheat sheet when you don’t need to cheat 😂
"Do not mix these up"
Mark: *_YOU'VE ACHIEVED THE TROPHY: MEMORY LOSS IN LESS THAN 30 SECONDS_*
He has a megamind brain
The way I stressed out waaayyy too much from it
Less than 5 seconds*
"Stage 6 is without description"
Yeah, when he did that I got so upset. 😂
Guy: Do _not_ mix them up.
Markiplier: Ok. Wait what?
Mark: Mix them up immediately you say? Yes, right away!
I'm a chld and have autizm and i could do this beter than this ass
My papers sir:
Work permit: clown
Purpose: to be a clown
Duration: forever
Visa: beepbop
15:45
Lol no
Mark: “Lets look for these two people.”
One of them comes up: “I stay for 14 days.”
Mark: “Get outta here.”
@F*СК МЕ - СНЕСК МY РR0FILЕ no
Also Mark: Wa- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@asherthewolf6800 ikr lmfao he’s like
Wait no noooooo noooooooooooo!
@@mazahs96 lmfao
I hope mark actually gets the good ending, and doesn't fail like jack did. Because if you screw up just 2 of the ezik tasks (not counting the red man task), you can't get that ending.
ive never been more irritated than seeing mark immediately mix up the important documents 😭😭😭
Same😭😭 I was screaming at my phone cause it’s irritating
i did not get irritated at alll
ISTG I STARTED SCREAMING SYSYSVY
He betrayed his country lol 🥲😂
@@potatoman7028 good for u ig
2:28 "What if they have a bomb and they blow it up in the middle of my booth?"
First class foreshadowing
mark: no ones watching.
the 2 million people watching: understandable have a good day
Here you go, sir. Here are my papers:
┌ ┐
I can do what I want
└ ┘
D E T A I N E D
Seems fine to me ✅
Cause no trouble
Where is your passport and a work permit?
Where is your diplomatic visa?
Where is your work permit?
What is your gender?
Denied!
@@Santiago-Farrell I spoke with you
how willing Mark is to be bribed by someone
good
"you go nothing nowhere"- Markiplier 2021
Lixian's "no." edit at 12:25 cracks me up so much
I have this sneaking suspicion that mark was not allowed to bring his ADHD meds across the border
He doesn't take adhd meds
He doesn't take adhd meds
Idk what everybody is talking about he takes adhd butt pills
@@Aphrothena1221 he takes adderall lol. it was mentioned in his “uh...” stream
@@Aphrothena1221 y’all he literally said he takes adderall before
I laughed how all during marks rage that he denied a order member hes just randomly like "nudity on" 22:30
i loved that thank you for the tiestamp
Play more of this I love this game omg
Mark not seeing the verse of the first "EZIC" paper was so stress-inducing
"Do not mix them up."
Mark: Does literally that without any outside influence whatsoever. He didn't even touch them.
I can already see an animation of Mark and Jack in two separate boths across each other. I'm just putting this out there...
That's actually sounds pretty funny hearing them screamed at each other
YES
Both of the yelling DENTAINED
Ew a furry
@@GHOST_41278 Really, is this best you can say, I get this every day from people like you, never improve always the same, you need something more creative then this lame text, because this is getting old and you know it
How can Mark just mixed those two documents up in just less than 30 seconds😂😂. smol brain moment by Mark
I love the fact that he upgraded his booth to then not using the upgrade as intended
Quick reminder: if your family is not hungry, you can skip that day of food. When they are no longer cold, you can skip a day of heat to save money. You don't always have to pay for both so, just alternate between the two :))
Sure, make your family misery 😡
@@holdmacat9932 gramer: 010
Don't they get sick when you do that?
@@veggiedragon1000 They only get sick if it's both or one for two days afaik
You should skip food one day then skip heat the next, alternating is the best method
"This is forged"
"I don't know anything about that"
"Well, it's a *forgery* "
~Helpful explanations from Markiplier.
The soundtrack of this game is honestly perfect
INSANE how he tried to match the fingerprints via eyeballing
HIM GIVING HIS FAMILY HEAT AND FOOD WHEN THEYRE OKAY IS KILLING ME
You're not supposed to feed your family every day in this game?
@@pichugamer5275 no you’re not, if they’re okay then you don’t need to give them food or heat, it saves money
Well... I’d remove food but keep heat to avoid the son getting sick and only feed everyone when they’re very hungry.
I don’t understand why people struggle and take away food and heat, I end up with SO MUCH MONEY at the end of my run. I also get like no citations though so maybe that helps.
AY he just cares about his family 😂
Mark: all legal ramifications are on Lixian's shoulders.
Lixian: *rebels by purposefully editing the videos to be as embarrassing as possible*
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet RUclipsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear lee
@@AxxLAfriku bruh stop I see you everywhere
@@AxxLAfriku i mean I've seen you all over the whole of RUclips begging for attention but christ this is the worst self advert I've ever seen.
@@AxxLAfriku You went from having two girlfriends (both of which being your own sisters) to having a foot fetish?
@@DarkPrinceRalsei lmao they are his sister?
The moment where he almost immediately mixed up the Ministry's documents had me rolling lmao
The genuine joy I felt when Jorji finally had the right papers! Bureaucracy is confusing but he finally made it!
Jacob Watson
17 years of age
Purpose of stay: entertainment
Duration of stay: 24 minutes
your duration of stay is 9 seconds longer than the video therefore you shall be denied
D E T A I N E D
Your names don’t match. DETAINED!!!
@@edgelord616 I noticed that
These guys are a buncha stiffs. Hey, "Jacob", I'd be willing to look the other way if you were willing to, you know, grease some palms? *wink*
Who else is screaming detained when mark detains people because jack broke you
He didn't break us, he moulded us
I say it with wades voice
I am so influenced by Jack I get frustrated at Mark for not doing the same well as Jack :D
I cant stop dabbing
*GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA, **_GREATEST COUNTRY!_*
Passport:
Blitz, Captain
DOB: 1969.06.09
SEX: M
ISS: Orvech, Vonor
EX: 2025.12.14
Arstotska
G23Y5-246DG
Arstotska Identity Card:
Burnton District
Blitz, Captain
DOB:1969.06.09
HT: 190cm
WT: 91kg
Am I clear for viewing this video?
i didn't bring my papers
5 second later
running from markiplier and lixian.
Mark you don’t have to pay for both food and heat every day you can switch between your family being cold or hungry
If he didn't pay for food and heat every time he would have so much money, and he'll likely need it later
This is actually the biggest mistake noobs make, is to turn food or heat off
@@okidoki7886 really?
@@v0780 yeah, cause if you keep them on, everyone turns out ok, if someone gets cold or hungry, it's gonna take more heat/food to get them back to health than if you just kept it on, so in the end it'll cost you more money that way.
Also theres a chance your family will get sick if they're hungry and cold, which means you gotta buy medicine, which is gonna cost you even more.
For example, I think we can all agree that jack is way better at this game than mark, but jack had trouble keeping his family alive, that's because he took off food or heat the whole way through, even when he had enough money.
Mark is having no trouble with his family because he's keeping on food and heat on, even though he's trash
@@okidoki7886 however mark has been going through way more people than mark did so he is getting more money which he can spend on his family
Imagine what Mark's hotel neighbors are thinking just hearing AHHHH WAS THAT A DUDE. NUDITY ON, SHIT SHIT SHIT
Lmao! I forgot he’s in a hotel!
HES IN A HOTEL??? Lmaooo