I started playing Destiny 2 so you won't have to

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
  • how did I end up here?
    ►zan clan meme shirts
    zanny.merchfor...
    ►Kirin shirts and hoodies
    projectorochi....
    THE BOYS
    Caleb: / ihal0xm4n
    Solar: / solarvoid4
    Yeti: / theyetiplays
    ►My things
    Twitch: / theonlyzanman
    Twitter: / theonlyzanny
    Xbox: Sir Zanny
    Subreddit: / zanclan
    Discord: / discord
    ►Music used
    Hurt (Johnny Cash / NIN) - Fingerstyle Guitar Cover by RedTabber • Video
    Doom Eternal OST - The Only Thing they Fear is You (Mick Gordon) • Video
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    Destiny 2: Beyond Light Original Soundtrack - Track 06 - Deep Stone Lullaby • Destiny 2: Beyond Ligh...
    Destiny 2: Forsaken Original Soundtrack - Track 32 - Gambit • Destiny 2: Forsaken Or...
    Destiny 2 Original Soundtrack - Track 08 - Battle Stations • Destiny 2 Original Sou...
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    Music credits:
    Gorillaz - On Melancholy Hill (Cover) by Koji Kobura
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    Knight walking puppies animation - / bluescluesvevo
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    Dathomir - / sin-scribbles
    Floating temple - / titiknoda_
    Alien fantasy - / kyle_cochran_art
    Medieval sunset - / dainsart
    White castle - / fyctionv

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @theonlyzanny
    @theonlyzanny  3 года назад +722

    DDM now has a discord and it's open to everyone. We got lfg, a text channel to ask about your weapon rolls, and a dresstiny fashion chat 👀 discord.gg/kvQaGFHynq

    • @suly.s8029
      @suly.s8029 3 года назад +7

      Huh cool, too bad the clan is fucking FULL

    • @robertsaldana7567
      @robertsaldana7567 3 года назад +1

      Let’s go!

    • @grayasthemoon
      @grayasthemoon 3 года назад +2

      Cool also I am literally playing destiny 2 right now

    • @thewhitehouse5758
      @thewhitehouse5758 3 года назад +3

      Zanny, I miss the Battlefront 2 vids😪

    • @DonKeedic_
      @DonKeedic_ 3 года назад +1

      When you were talking about the ruinous effigy I remembered my Prometheus lens I had back a home

  • @herbenevolence4198
    @herbenevolence4198 3 года назад +3418

    Everyone has been in that situation where we laugh at someone for getting crushed by one of the cabal drop pods and proceed to get crushed by one a few seconds later

    • @blasty117
      @blasty117 3 года назад +112

      My friend and I have labeled getting hit by a drop pod as “podded”
      So when one of us dies in the trostlands
      Its just us going
      “Podded?”
      “Podded”

    • @mrhatty2644
      @mrhatty2644 3 года назад +76

      @@blasty117 For me, I just call it Caballed. Cause puns are fun.

    • @blasty117
      @blasty117 3 года назад +29

      @@mrhatty2644 thats brilliant
      Hahah

    • @cheeseman6016
      @cheeseman6016 3 года назад +5

      I’m always the one getting laughed at

    • @47halide
      @47halide 3 года назад +12

      “yeah getting crushed by these happens a lo-“

  • @godzillakaijuboy
    @godzillakaijuboy 3 года назад +3876

    Zanny with his dogs: Man child
    Zanny online: demonic entity.

  • @xylek9814
    @xylek9814 3 года назад +2544

    Zanny somehow captures the extremes of joy and rage that is playing Destiny in one video

    • @saab39jasgripen35
      @saab39jasgripen35 3 года назад +44

      He also captured the rage and sadness when playing for honor

    • @piggynatorcool668
      @piggynatorcool668 3 года назад +5

      fr

    • @apotato6278
      @apotato6278 3 года назад +47

      The music swells, your friends scream, it is now or never! Bolts of plasma fly past you as you leap into the air. The yellow bar is full and you know precisely what to do. You activate your super, turning your character into a human missile and as you launch yourself towards the boss you know that this is the attack that will end it all. You hit your titanic foe straight in the head and obliterate them. Your friends cheer you on but you know that this victory wouldn't have been possible without them.
      Every destiny player knows what awaits the victors, the sweet loot pilfered from the homes of vanquished foes. Your friend opens the boss chest to reveal your prize and you get a mediocre set of blue pants as some dude says some cliche bs about the darkness like "Where there isn't light [dramatic pause] there's dark." and yeah, no shit, light a candle you muppet and leave me alone...

    • @saab39jasgripen35
      @saab39jasgripen35 3 года назад +7

      @@apotato6278 ok potati

    • @lukexavier9770
      @lukexavier9770 3 года назад +6

      @@apotato6278 and your mate gets a thousand voices - this being his first run whilst you suffer on your hundredth

  • @Me-eo1qq
    @Me-eo1qq 3 года назад +1208

    "I used the Warlock class for the space magic"
    this man just described every Warlock main ever, including me...

    • @c_stonem8758
      @c_stonem8758 3 года назад +27

      As a player of only 2 days, I thought I'm gonna delete him but the space magic is all Im about now, tje fire sword is too edgy to give it up.

    • @Me-eo1qq
      @Me-eo1qq 3 года назад +2

      @@c_stonem8758 wdym edgy?

    • @fluff6811
      @fluff6811 3 года назад +22

      @@Me-eo1qq The fire sword is quite literally edgy ;)

    • @Me-eo1qq
      @Me-eo1qq 3 года назад +3

      @@fluff6811 ba-dum tis

    • @SwidnikLublin
      @SwidnikLublin 2 года назад +1

      I used it for the very cool fire speed boost in air trail very cool 💯 😎

  • @davidw9194
    @davidw9194 3 года назад +612

    The king of “I hate this game, I play it everyday”

    • @williamoliver146
      @williamoliver146 3 года назад +33

      That’s every single person who plays league of legends

    • @fakeblue8985
      @fakeblue8985 3 года назад +14

      @@williamoliver146 is playing league another method of CBT?

    • @firestrike5478
      @firestrike5478 3 года назад +19

      *Every single person who plays Destiny

    • @dankdio2887
      @dankdio2887 3 года назад +7

      w a r f r a m e

    • @babytricep437
      @babytricep437 3 года назад +6

      @@dankdio2887 too bad that game is extremely boring

  • @xboxuni1814
    @xboxuni1814 3 года назад +818

    He just joined and already knows the pain of gambit.

    • @cykeeegrif2759
      @cykeeegrif2759 3 года назад +49

      It’s my fav game mode. I said it. I fucking said it. Come at me nerds

    • @xboxuni1814
      @xboxuni1814 3 года назад +17

      @@cykeeegrif2759 It was good before shadow keep ill give you that.

    • @seancrenshaw2956
      @seancrenshaw2956 3 года назад +1

      I like gambit as well even after shadowkeep

    • @darksteelmenace595
      @darksteelmenace595 3 года назад +2

      @@cykeeegrif2759 If you play 4 stack it's nice

    • @kakhakheviashvili6365
      @kakhakheviashvili6365 3 года назад +1

      You'll provably like that, you masochist

  • @Posted301
    @Posted301 3 года назад +724

    “ so you won’t have to” LAUGHS IN 1330 POWER

  • @wil.makesmusic
    @wil.makesmusic 3 года назад +698

    The way we are going to beat the darkness: “just buy a fuckin lamp”

  • @celticmarshall8403
    @celticmarshall8403 3 года назад +676

    "please help I'm addicted"
    Aren't we all?

    • @ruanpear5220
      @ruanpear5220 3 года назад +4

      Yes. Yes we are

    • @This_Pleases_The_Nut
      @This_Pleases_The_Nut 3 года назад +4

      *Indeed*

    • @marcusmarcus986
      @marcusmarcus986 3 года назад +9

      my couple of hundred hours and major cripling depression caused by those hours is depressing but i cant stop

    • @501sttrooperbmc2
      @501sttrooperbmc2 3 года назад +3

      @@marcusmarcus986 couple hundred? Pfft those are baby numbers. Try to match my 1,250 hours of playtime! (What do I do with my life...)

    • @omensoffate
      @omensoffate 3 года назад +1

      Yikes this game is terrible lol and I was a huge destiny fan

  • @Dadarkclaw
    @Dadarkclaw 3 года назад +325

    Zanny: Hates the game, but can’t stop playing
    Me, who’s been playing for 4 years: he truly is one of us

  • @PyroZero_
    @PyroZero_ 3 года назад +415

    I have never seen someone so emotionally invested in Gambit LMAO

    • @lukexavier9770
      @lukexavier9770 3 года назад +12

      ikr i was like dud ik u want exotics but malfeascence just aint worth it

    • @blacktiger5824
      @blacktiger5824 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/BDyc9G-0vyM/видео.html

    • @NNYYLL
      @NNYYLL 3 года назад +1

      That's me, when i was grinding the curated roll spare rations (when it was still a thing) and the drifter title too. 😂😂😂

    • @D4_Isnt_Real
      @D4_Isnt_Real 3 года назад +3

      Me who’s gotten Guilded Dredgen: *uncontrollable sobbing*

    • @lord_raks8455
      @lord_raks8455 3 года назад +1

      u haven’t seen me play

  • @onesmileybaldy8303
    @onesmileybaldy8303 3 года назад +983

    “This is a Destiny 1 map this is just lazy” lost my sh*t to this lmao

    • @punishedVIPER
      @punishedVIPER 3 года назад +30

      That was me everytime they added a old map😂

    • @nightbringer8279
      @nightbringer8279 3 года назад +3

      I saw this the moment Zanny said this in the vid.

  • @jacobwoodcock4683
    @jacobwoodcock4683 3 года назад +372

    “This game has so much content, you can do things like lose your mind.”

    • @BasketxCase
      @BasketxCase 3 года назад +4

      If only it had dedicated servers.

    • @venomous5291
      @venomous5291 3 года назад

      @@BasketxCase ???

    • @jordankrueger
      @jordankrueger 3 года назад +1

      @@venomous5291 Why the question mark? Its true

    • @binchytheicejugglerenjoyer
      @binchytheicejugglerenjoyer 3 года назад +2

      I read this comment not thinking it was a real quote, then he immediately said it.

    • @venomous5291
      @venomous5291 3 года назад

      @@jordankrueger
      Destiny servers are fine

  • @funnyman5254
    @funnyman5254 3 года назад +845

    Zanny after finding pngs of Toby Maguire:
    “I can milk you”

  • @kareemstepney1935
    @kareemstepney1935 3 года назад +620

    Zanny: So I just started playing Destiny 2
    His 1310 warlock: I B E G T O D I F F E R

    • @sandpaper7072
      @sandpaper7072 3 года назад +61

      He’s also complained about the dark below being money but bought the season pass and he somehow had deep stone crypt gear before he played gambit for the first time.

    • @jeremyrotenberg8426
      @jeremyrotenberg8426 3 года назад +35

      @@sandpaper7072 and he had on a ship only available for real money that was only ever offered during a single week forever ago.

    • @sandpaper7072
      @sandpaper7072 3 года назад +9

      @@jeremyrotenberg8426 sucks that he missed out on dark below when he ended to spending twice that on cosmetics 😔

    • @D.A.R.C.I.
      @D.A.R.C.I. 3 года назад +2

      i hope to god that isnt because of the artifact

    • @mangenkyo
      @mangenkyo 3 года назад +6

      @@sandpaper7072 Pretty sure that's all included with xbox gamepass. Which he does mention sometime during the video.

  • @spencer9371
    @spencer9371 3 года назад +2115

    everytime zanny says “this game has so much content” r/DestinyTheGame loses twenty members.

    • @exilemorin04
      @exilemorin04 3 года назад +21

      lmfaoo

    • @Comfortablydumb2
      @Comfortablydumb2 3 года назад +93

      He did have a Clause "for new players"

    • @moh-wm6cz
      @moh-wm6cz 3 года назад +155

      r/DTG is just "shit on the game get karma"

    • @poisonousarrow
      @poisonousarrow 3 года назад +78

      @@moh-wm6cz that's just reddit in general, "say x to get y amount of karma"

    • @kashaanalisiddqui3780
      @kashaanalisiddqui3780 3 года назад +17

      @@poisonousarrow hell naw I been a reddittor for 9 years now
      DTG is is only place with so many karmawhores with dumb suggestion

  • @brianhobmann2142
    @brianhobmann2142 3 года назад +374

    Zanny: “Why am I playing gambit with randoms?”
    The real question is why he’s playing gambit at all

    • @theonlyzanny
      @theonlyzanny  3 года назад +112

      quests

    • @megane-sama4176
      @megane-sama4176 3 года назад +2

      @@theonlyzanny ❤︎

    • @CC-2062
      @CC-2062 3 года назад +21

      @@theonlyzanny is it worth it though ?
      Destiny is like : you receive loot I receive your soul

    • @Loganmlego
      @Loganmlego 3 года назад +5

      @@theonlyzanny still, it's gambit

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell 3 года назад +1

      he's fabled 2, i've been playing destiny since forever and i've rarely been that high

  • @emburbaguette5700
    @emburbaguette5700 3 года назад +855

    Cayde: C’mon back, Guardian, at least you got some loot.
    Zanny: See, this guy gets it
    Oh...oh no

  • @devdanferguson7616
    @devdanferguson7616 3 года назад +344

    "so you don't have to"
    me who's been addicted since 2014: you're too late

  • @seoul08
    @seoul08 3 года назад +213

    “I’m just so done with this. Oh! I finished that quest though!” That’s the entire gameplay loop pretty much

  • @itchypineapple696
    @itchypineapple696 3 года назад +492

    "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

    • @Second_Splitter
      @Second_Splitter 3 года назад +21

      Describes Bungie perfectly.

    • @jackcoughlin632
      @jackcoughlin632 3 года назад +6

      They became the villain when they got rid of the story, I loved the story

    • @DRGEngineer
      @DRGEngineer 3 года назад

      *AHM BAHTMAHN*

    • @shiveredmytimber3148
      @shiveredmytimber3148 3 года назад +4

      @@jackcoughlin632 for real now it's just "gEt To ThE sHiP" before it was "Start from nothing, discover new planets and people and differents enemies and destroy the cabal emperor"

    • @dannywayne311
      @dannywayne311 3 года назад

      I can attest to this

  • @semihezen9541
    @semihezen9541 3 года назад +306

    Mira: Catches ball
    Kirin: Earns free pets

  • @jer103
    @jer103 3 года назад +597

    The best part of Destiny 2 is when you get randomly crushed by the Cabal pods.

    • @llolipoplizard3604
      @llolipoplizard3604 3 года назад +28

      That's called getting Caballed.

    • @austindemuynck9460
      @austindemuynck9460 3 года назад +15

      There are two ways of dying in Destiny 2.
      1: Cabal pods
      2: cabal frags sticking to your very body.
      This is non negotiable

    • @betterdevils8734
      @betterdevils8734 3 года назад

      @@austindemuynck9460 you forgot the Hive seekers.

    • @XxnicknitroxX
      @XxnicknitroxX 3 года назад

      @@betterdevils8734 and shield bash into a wall

    • @rainbowhippos9035
      @rainbowhippos9035 3 года назад

      @@austindemuynck9460 You also forgot the taken phalanx with their shield

  • @lepotato135
    @lepotato135 3 года назад +81

    Same. I used to have a round ass, but playing this game for hours straight has made it flat.

  • @rileyhawkins9777
    @rileyhawkins9777 3 года назад +426

    Sees a 19 minute Zanny vid*
    “A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one”

  • @JoshdaKnight
    @JoshdaKnight 3 года назад +264

    “I’m not playing destiny 2 it’s an elaborate prank”
    Game blows him off the side of a cliff.

    • @llolipoplizard3604
      @llolipoplizard3604 3 года назад +1

      He's not playing Destiny 2, Destiny 2 is playing HIM!

  • @TheShadowAssassin0220
    @TheShadowAssassin0220 3 года назад +193

    "Do things like play Gambit"
    He a little confused, but he got the spirit

  • @thehoodednerd6930
    @thehoodednerd6930 3 года назад +355

    "You can do things like... Lose your mind!"
    I've *never* heard a more accurate description if Destiny 2. It's a cycle of game abuses player, player uninstalls, player reinstalls, rinse repeat

    • @Badboy-wy6qo
      @Badboy-wy6qo 3 года назад +16

      As someone who is currently redownload destiny 2 I agree

    • @Badboy-wy6qo
      @Badboy-wy6qo 3 года назад +9

      And now I’ve deleted it again lol

    • @thehoodednerd6930
      @thehoodednerd6930 3 года назад +3

      @@Badboy-wy6qo almost deleted it again last night in the middle of an EAZ run for solstice lol, I don't blame you

    • @Iamme08
      @Iamme08 3 года назад +4

      @@thehoodednerd6930 I love destiny. I just take breaks from time to time because it feels like I’ve done the content that is worth doing. It truly is an amazing looter shooter, and very few top it in that category. People take it way to seriously IMO.

    • @ronin4785
      @ronin4785 3 года назад +1

      @@Iamme08 game isn't fun to me. Grinding for hours just to get crapy loot, multiplayer isn't all that fun, grinding for legendary loot isn't fun, I don't have many friends who play Destiny 2 so I can't really do any raids, loot system sucks, boss fights are boring. This game just doesn't work in my opinion. Also you have to buy the DLC to get any good loot, then grind for hours to even get good loot

  • @xxwitcherxx2701
    @xxwitcherxx2701 3 года назад +69

    "The darkness of the darkness got darknessed by the creator of darkness,,who used the Power of ultimate darkness "
    ~destiny 2~

  • @skoupidiaris2626
    @skoupidiaris2626 3 года назад +130

    "This is a destiny 1 map"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @mintyboi
    @mintyboi 3 года назад +342

    Remember back when Caleb would NOT stop playing Destiny and you were shaming him for it

  • @Davenzoid
    @Davenzoid 3 года назад +76

    Your gambit footage is literally my experience with the gamemode the last 2 years, but not enough "everyone on the enemy team decked out with raid exotics and full heavy ammo all the time and deleting everyone with one shot upon invading or being invaded".
    It hurts me, i cant stop.

  • @onion7067
    @onion7067 3 года назад +280

    FINALLY!!!!!! ONLY TOOK 5 YEARS BEFORE THE DESTINY VID

    • @killermax2752
      @killermax2752 3 года назад +1

      >:(

    • @scalychannel5897
      @scalychannel5897 3 года назад

      Shame the game is awful now

    • @iam_FLAME
      @iam_FLAME 3 года назад +6

      @@scalychannel5897 yeah man destiny 2 is so awful 🙃

    • @djroomba6511
      @djroomba6511 3 года назад

      @@iam_FLAME why's that?

    • @Mountaintop69420
      @Mountaintop69420 3 года назад +7

      @@scalychannel5897 yeah man so bad. If only we had you developing it it would be so much better

  • @goxfal3036
    @goxfal3036 3 года назад +330

    Zanny: Miro catch the ball.
    Miro: *catches it*
    Zanny: *pets kirin*
    Miro: *sad face*

  • @lukelso4267
    @lukelso4267 3 года назад +344

    I need a perfect cut of Caleb's "AAAWOOLOOLOOLOO" to turn into my ringtone

    • @colonelcorey8652
      @colonelcorey8652 3 года назад +6

      There’s a 2min vid about them going awwwwwoloo

    • @pinpyro6790
      @pinpyro6790 3 года назад

      @@colonelcorey8652 link NOW

    • @lukelso4267
      @lukelso4267 3 года назад

      @@colonelcorey8652 I know, but it all has background noise. I'm not complaining though because I already use them

  • @attakrus
    @attakrus 3 года назад +218

    One minute they’re screaming at each other, the next;They’re singing together.
    Example A: 17:50-18:00

  • @blabedybloop3335
    @blabedybloop3335 3 года назад +514

    "Yeah the monsters don't slide around with shotguns and shit" Is the perfect summary of the crucible experience

    • @drvalen4502
      @drvalen4502 3 года назад +16

      I say "fuck shotguns" in crucible more often than I can keep count of.

    • @morrigan7038
      @morrigan7038 3 года назад +5

      It's so sad, I use felwinters and I am ashamed of myself to even use it.

    • @Majin_Fuu
      @Majin_Fuu 3 года назад +1

      @@morrigan7038 I couldn't handle the shame. Had to go back to my CQC shotty

    • @goofygorilla39
      @goofygorilla39 3 года назад

      I read this right when he said it lol

    • @lonecalzone6901
      @lonecalzone6901 3 года назад

      @@morrigan7038 reject felwinters, embrace fighting lion

  • @thenamesmango7235
    @thenamesmango7235 3 года назад +388

    “You can do so many things like, lose your mind” yes, yes you can.

  • @bigdirtysanta1255
    @bigdirtysanta1255 3 года назад +49

    On day 1 deep stone I got past attraks at like 18 hours, and after that stress hearing deep stone made me cry. Best music Bungi has ever made. I tear up every time I hear it just thinking about that day, it truly was an experience.

    • @doomguy.23frommars60
      @doomguy.23frommars60 2 года назад +6

      @Oxxy maybe its not ur type its made by bungie same people who made halo music that is super popular

  • @davitz3181
    @davitz3181 3 года назад +461

    Zanny: “it’s free on game pass. That’s why I’m playing it.”
    Steam: “Am I a joke too you”

    • @poohead7273
      @poohead7273 3 года назад +13

      swear its free on all platforms

    • @nevermore610
      @nevermore610 3 года назад +68

      I think he is referring to the dlcs being free on gamepass lol

    • @sertanki1472
      @sertanki1472 3 года назад +29

      On game pass u get all the expansions too

    • @poohead7273
      @poohead7273 3 года назад +7

      @@sertanki1472 ah right. pretty good considering almost all of the game was removed.

    • @ray-lh3qm
      @ray-lh3qm 3 года назад +1

      @@poohead7273 Bruh I have it, but none of the expansions. It gets so boring because there is absolutely nothing to do.

  • @alextheknight9995
    @alextheknight9995 3 года назад +286

    *Deep Stone Lullaby plays*
    Zany: *Respects it*
    Me: *Crying twice*

  • @guardiansparky1766
    @guardiansparky1766 3 года назад +104

    "So you won't have to"
    Proceeds to have mental breakdown in 1330 light

  • @DuckierGalaxy
    @DuckierGalaxy 3 года назад +31

    If you love Thorn that much I highly recommend working your way towards the Exotic Warlock Gauntlets “Necrotic Grip”, as it makes your melee do the same Thorn poison along with any enemy that dies from the poison (Melee or Thorn) explodes into more poison, afflicting even more enemies

  • @thomasbarnes5356
    @thomasbarnes5356 3 года назад +404

    “I wanted a gear game but outriders is shit so I played destiny 2”
    -Sun Tzu

    • @omagro8267
      @omagro8267 3 года назад +3

      Nah monster hunter was on sale. Monster hunter it is.

    • @austindemuynck9460
      @austindemuynck9460 3 года назад +4

      However monster hunter only has monsters. Not big Chongoos, and a big orb and Triangle

    • @ek9750
      @ek9750 3 года назад +1

      lol outriders is way more fun than destiny 2 even with the countless technical problems

    • @austindemuynck9460
      @austindemuynck9460 3 года назад +19

      @@ek9750 ding dong thou opinion is wrong.

    • @omagro8267
      @omagro8267 3 года назад +3

      @@ek9750 ur just blatantly wrong

  • @johnromero6315
    @johnromero6315 3 года назад +155

    "I'm the person I'm mad at"
    - Me, after Nova Bombing a low hanging ledge and dropping 15 motes.

  • @marcuswilson9468
    @marcuswilson9468 3 года назад +321

    "Caleb knows best, he is the All Knower"
    Little did you know, Datto exists

    • @hunterbrimhall1522
      @hunterbrimhall1522 3 года назад +3

      True though haha

    • @arbydevourerofcrayons3618
      @arbydevourerofcrayons3618 3 года назад +7

      Al hail the all seeing Datto in his infinite glory of "Optimal DPS"

    • @p3gun937
      @p3gun937 3 года назад +2

      What about fallout bro

    • @hambletarroyo3612
      @hambletarroyo3612 3 года назад +6

      @@p3gun937 he’s the Holy Spirit, datto is Jesus of optimal dps and byf is God of lore

    • @p3gun937
      @p3gun937 3 года назад

      @@hambletarroyo3612 true

  • @PaulJohnarthan
    @PaulJohnarthan 3 года назад +82

    I was so addicted to gambit and then they changed it and now I'm like a boomer: "eeh what is this. Back in my day you had to win 2 out of three. Hunters had infinita blade barrage in tiebreaker".

    • @RuBmyTummyTum
      @RuBmyTummyTum 2 года назад +1

      lol or the 'I cant hear you over the sizzle of 2-4 geomaglocks frying the fuq out of this boss' during tie, good luck invading xD

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell 2 года назад

      addicted to gambit??? now that's one i've never heard before

  • @YodasHondaCivic
    @YodasHondaCivic 3 года назад +237

    Next zanny video:
    I suffered in trials so you wont have to

    • @joecool2759
      @joecool2759 3 года назад +2

      FACTS 🤣

    • @Painadesu
      @Painadesu 3 года назад

      Can't wait its going to better than a movie

  • @boycozy
    @boycozy 3 года назад +224

    “at least the soundtrack is nice”
    the most unproblematic thing in destiny

    • @crossdaboss8914
      @crossdaboss8914 3 года назад +31

      The visuals of destiny are pretty great as well

    • @501sttrooperbmc2
      @501sttrooperbmc2 3 года назад +5

      The only parts Bungie seems to nail all the time...

    • @samdwich8741
      @samdwich8741 3 года назад +6

      Soundtrack, gunplay immersion and visuals are always spot on

    • @lonecalzone6901
      @lonecalzone6901 3 года назад +2

      @@501sttrooperbmc2 the music team has the same guys who made the halo soundtracks

  • @sirtruths5017
    @sirtruths5017 3 года назад +73

    Loot: Flies out of chest
    Zanny: *monke noises intensify*

  • @lukaspumo3498
    @lukaspumo3498 3 года назад +42

    "All those randoms you hate in gambit Jerry? Those are my alt accounts."

  • @alexvoboril6441
    @alexvoboril6441 3 года назад +107

    Zanny:"I came here for a more polished experience"
    Zanny: experiences an absolutly not polished experience

  • @adelaidecruse2145
    @adelaidecruse2145 3 года назад +36

    honestly seeing zanny experience destiny 2 for essentially the first time takes me back, first playing gambit, doing your first raid, and discovering exotics for the first time is really something special man, also hearing Deep Stone Lullaby for the first time is truly magical

    • @eliando2767
      @eliando2767 3 года назад +3

      Zanny a real one for including deep stone lullaby in his first destiny video. I was so hoping he would take it into his video

    • @Isaac-uk8rv
      @Isaac-uk8rv 3 года назад

      he played d1

    • @adelaidecruse2145
      @adelaidecruse2145 3 года назад

      @@Isaac-uk8rv I said “experience destiny 2” for a reason

    • @Isaac-uk8rv
      @Isaac-uk8rv 3 года назад +1

      @@adelaidecruse2145 and proceeded to list identical experiences to those in d1, except for the last one

    • @adelaidecruse2145
      @adelaidecruse2145 3 года назад

      @@Isaac-uk8rv it’s a seperate game and you still go through the same emotions even if they’re similar experience, except better

  • @Kikoou
    @Kikoou 3 года назад +389

    "I just won a game - and I get trash loot."
    Gambit in a nutshell.

    • @Multi68stang
      @Multi68stang 3 года назад +12

      About 95% of Destiny.

    • @Walnusskreis
      @Walnusskreis 3 года назад +5

      Well Every 1000 games you get a bottom Dollar so thats Something

    • @Gerkion1994
      @Gerkion1994 3 года назад

      There's the rare ocassion you get three bottom dollars and promise to never set foot on Gambit again

    • @siriusvittorio2099
      @siriusvittorio2099 3 года назад

      @@Walnusskreis Or like me and get two back to back. From about 4 games, rng is a funny thing

    • @SNOT_JUST_DROP
      @SNOT_JUST_DROP 3 года назад

      @@Walnusskreis i playde one game 4 games after a week got 2 exotics and 2 bottoms

  • @theratking264
    @theratking264 2 года назад +18

    Zanny speedrunning the 5 Stages of grief while playing Gambit is the biggest mood

  • @imhammerxd9092
    @imhammerxd9092 3 года назад +84

    “So you won’t have to”
    You just made me wanna play it again

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 3 года назад

      Me too brother

    • @mee4644
      @mee4644 3 года назад +1

      This time I have to thank him for playing so I don't have to. I want to enjoy the story, but I just don't like the way the gameplay's been going.

  • @kin4386
    @kin4386 3 года назад +101

    Zanny: The lore of Destiny 2 is that you get loot at the end.
    I wish he were lying.

  • @TheWolfDawg
    @TheWolfDawg 3 года назад +529

    Loot: *pops out of a chest*
    Zanny: *Excited monkey noises*

  • @sushimachine567
    @sushimachine567 3 года назад +30

    "The lore of destiny is getting loot at the end" that's why It has the best lore

  • @chikin5663
    @chikin5663 3 года назад +65

    “Enemies you kill with ruinous effigy drop this sphere”
    Fun fact, they are the sphere! You did this to them!

  • @lang_e2423
    @lang_e2423 3 года назад +338

    this guy is gonna convince me that Destiny and Kingdom Hearts shared the same universe

    • @me1032
      @me1032 3 года назад +8

      its a theory A GAME THEORY

  • @jamessicard1705
    @jamessicard1705 3 года назад +89

    "Something something darkness"
    - Sun Tzu

  • @juandalepringle2686
    @juandalepringle2686 3 года назад +48

    Ah yes I love the lyrics of deep stone lullaby
    "GUARDIAN DOWN"

  • @leoerne9243
    @leoerne9243 3 года назад +193

    zanny saying „darkness“ in a normal way is something completely new for me

    • @commandermaverick1487
      @commandermaverick1487 3 года назад

      Meanwhile he’s playing Kingdom hearts games with the cut scene and involve darkness

    • @Marcus-hz8ff
      @Marcus-hz8ff 3 года назад +5

      lol when he says darkness I expected him to say it in vortiger accent

    • @dr.dreamer8914
      @dr.dreamer8914 3 года назад +1

      @@Marcus-hz8ff, You Are Not Alone.

    • @DTH-ro9ig
      @DTH-ro9ig 3 года назад +3

      Dahhhhknesssss

    • @leoerne9243
      @leoerne9243 3 года назад +3

      @@DTH-ro9ig true DAAAAHHHKKNESSS

  • @dannamic7794
    @dannamic7794 3 года назад +152

    I think his dogs are the only thing allowing him to keep his sanity

  • @tiradeee
    @tiradeee 3 года назад +42

    the amount of times he said: "THIS GAME JUST HAS SO MUCH CONTENT!!" makes me smile

    • @TheTrueFeleas
      @TheTrueFeleas 3 года назад +2

      I wanna be there when he realises this "expansion" is actually a reduction.

    • @501sttrooperbmc2
      @501sttrooperbmc2 3 года назад +2

      @@TheTrueFeleas yup... well he wasn’t around so he’ll probably be like: that sucks. But still play if he decides he doesn’t care.

    • @mrman7790
      @mrman7790 3 года назад +2

      @@TheTrueFeleas he wasn't around to see there was more

  • @VIXAGE_-
    @VIXAGE_- 3 года назад +26

    Zanny for thirty fucking minutes straight: " This is a Destiny One Map!"

  • @jacksonpartridge6732
    @jacksonpartridge6732 3 года назад +1756

    Jez, Hush, Datto, and Zanny in one raid would be gold.

    • @daveharris7024
      @daveharris7024 3 года назад +41

      add gladd to that and it really would be

    • @ragnarokyy5445
      @ragnarokyy5445 3 года назад +12

      Datto is a annoying bitching prick, so no

    • @Mysticmingas
      @Mysticmingas 3 года назад +32

      why datto hes not very funny? get cross and fallout

    • @iateshampoo8692
      @iateshampoo8692 3 года назад +33

      I want zanny and sweet sackle to do a raid together but my eardrums dont

    • @behwry
      @behwry 3 года назад +91

      Datto is there for the sole purpose of being the only really serious one in the group.
      We follow Datto's descent into the depths of madness as they traverse deeper into the garden, enter Riven's domain and witness the void that is the deep stone crypt
      Also, Cross screaming after getting through every encounter with that squad would definitely be entertaining

  • @dredgenyeeet4343
    @dredgenyeeet4343 3 года назад +41

    As someone who’s played Destiny for 4 years, one cannot explain my excitement when I saw this in my notifications

  • @Ayo-cu8dh
    @Ayo-cu8dh 3 года назад +341

    I was lowkey expecting a black prior *DARKNESS* meme to arise

    • @nikosmosxos5856
      @nikosmosxos5856 3 года назад +8

      DARKNETH

    • @Sapherr
      @Sapherr 3 года назад +2

      DAHKNESS

    • @CyberCripX
      @CyberCripX 3 года назад +1

      But the doctor told him to stop, remember

    • @theorcamafia
      @theorcamafia 3 года назад +2

      I was born in the darkness, molded by it

    • @nikosmosxos5856
      @nikosmosxos5856 3 года назад

      Yeah he was like the doctor told me not to do the vortiger screams and suddenly he is like AD PROFUNDIS

  • @starzariaguy5151
    @starzariaguy5151 3 года назад +55

    My man using Aeons by himself.

  • @bencrossman1269
    @bencrossman1269 3 года назад +32

    "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself play destiny 2"

  • @ethanrapp6998
    @ethanrapp6998 3 года назад +76

    I've been a fan of Destiny for forever and this is the best newcomer video I've ever seen. Endless hilarity. Every success and failure, every victory and loss was something I felt from the bottom of my heart. Gambit section was especially a vibe.
    SPACE MAGIC!!

    • @GenocidalSquid
      @GenocidalSquid 2 года назад +3

      Boi that was awesome. Back in the saddle after months of downtime, so this is great to hear!

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 года назад +902

    Kirin is the problem child

    • @blazeo8939
      @blazeo8939 3 года назад +6

      I feel bad because you have no replies so here you go

    • @ramoxygendc
      @ramoxygendc 3 года назад +4

      Hey buddy, ever beaten two warlocks with nova bombs?

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 3 года назад +5

      The other guy wanted to give you a reply so I’ll also give you one but just to say this next part, Zanny needs to play Battlefront II again.

    • @editgal4065
      @editgal4065 3 года назад

      Sok baj van vele

  • @83ponchito
    @83ponchito 3 года назад +10

    2:41 "why I am playing gambit whit randoms" a yes the ultimate gambit experience

  • @madcap6438
    @madcap6438 3 года назад +51

    I like how even when he's new he still died to felwinters lie plus he went and got thorn. Its just like house of wolves all over again.

  • @markusshelbymccaleb8049
    @markusshelbymccaleb8049 3 года назад +416

    Is no one gonna talk about how he didn't say DAHKNESS once during this whole video

    • @elijahyun8128
      @elijahyun8128 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 3 года назад +20

      Ahh
      Haven’t you heard
      His doctor said if he does that more he’ll ruin his throat
      Check one of his vortiger videos

    • @OrangeXJam
      @OrangeXJam 3 года назад +15

      @@spacetacos7574 A small price to pay for *DAHKNESS*

    • @markusshelbymccaleb8049
      @markusshelbymccaleb8049 3 года назад

      @@OrangeXJam ikr

    • @1_underthesun
      @1_underthesun 3 года назад

      I was expecting at least a few Charlie/Eddie Murphy references

  • @scottylaceygames859
    @scottylaceygames859 3 года назад +56

    This time next week he's gonna be binge watching My Name is Byf

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 года назад +5

      **video opens**
      "Greetings, Guardians, My Name Is Byf here, and today I'm joined by Elan and Zanny to talk about what crossplay will look like for Destiny 2."

    • @itsdeen_1175
      @itsdeen_1175 3 года назад

      its is the law

  • @wraithg8898
    @wraithg8898 3 года назад +4

    I have been playing D1 & D2 since beta and this is, without a doubt, the greatest review I have ever seen. Thank you!

  • @hamsteroncrack8940
    @hamsteroncrack8940 3 года назад +78

    It all started when the npc mentioned an engram in cyberpunk

    • @nebiyuesayas5600
      @nebiyuesayas5600 3 года назад +3

      It was in that moment that Zanny knew...his D1 past was calling back to him

  • @misaelperez5686
    @misaelperez5686 3 года назад +65

    "WHERE ARE YOU PLAYING PUERTO RICO?!"
    Me a Puertorrican:yes
    Ps:no I'm not the guy from the clip also I'm very happy that zanny knows of our existence and our flag

    • @axelotldraws
      @axelotldraws 3 года назад +1

      Agreed

    • @gadielabniel
      @gadielabniel 3 года назад +3

      So weird to hear the few times our existence is acknowledged lol

    • @axelotldraws
      @axelotldraws 3 года назад +1

      @@gadielabniel I know right lol

    • @franciscocenteno3620
      @franciscocenteno3620 3 года назад +2

      Agreed

    • @TheEdgeAtTheAbyss
      @TheEdgeAtTheAbyss 3 года назад +2

      The moment it isn't weird to hear the acknowledgement of PR means the world will end.

  • @bluewallstrikesagain7724
    @bluewallstrikesagain7724 3 года назад +20

    Vortiger was once a guardian. He once fought the darkness wherever it could be found. One day, he found the darkness-infused eye shadow. It was infused with hive blood. He said “ooooohh, new shader” and put it on his helmet...that was the last thing that happened before the warrior of light fell.

  • @ALLTH3YW4NT3D
    @ALLTH3YW4NT3D 3 года назад +4

    16:45 I got a memory of a Jez stream I was watching back when Forsaken was released, and someone in the chat said: “what’s with key head?” And everyone, I mean EVERYONE, including Jez was laughing about it. That’s what I remember when I see that cutscene.

    • @ArkaSaurusRex218
      @ArkaSaurusRex218 3 года назад +1

      It was by thejez and yes it was hilarious

    • @ALLTH3YW4NT3D
      @ALLTH3YW4NT3D 3 года назад

      @@ArkaSaurusRex218 Jez clips give me life.

  • @nycto5335
    @nycto5335 3 года назад +40

    "Nice lag bro. Where are you playing from? Puerto Rico?" I felt so called out 7:00

  • @Twicken17
    @Twicken17 3 года назад +35

    Welcome to Destiny Zanny. Be prepared to get absolutely addicted and to enter this hate-love relationship.

  • @madgi9512
    @madgi9512 3 года назад +99

    "Is it just me who misses Dinklebot?" 😔 No, you aren't alone with that one. RIP Dinklebot. 😔

    • @masstv9052
      @masstv9052 3 года назад +5

      I had absolutely no problem with dinklebot and didn't understand the outrage

    • @woodsylightning
      @woodsylightning 3 года назад

      Did he die? I didn’t get far in the original destiny.

    • @babytricep437
      @babytricep437 3 года назад

      @@woodsylightning VA got replaced by Nolan North in TTK in D1

    • @verro9153
      @verro9153 3 года назад

      @@woodsylightning it was because Nolan was cheaper and had more time open to record lines

    • @LimitedSpartan
      @LimitedSpartan 3 года назад

      RIP Dinklebot is literally my clan name on xbox.

  • @CptPhilippnes
    @CptPhilippnes 3 года назад +4

    Just did the Vault of Glass raid and I now understand Zammy's reaction to playing a raid for the first time.

  • @marcos92376
    @marcos92376 3 года назад +83

    Zanny on the moon: you’re as beautiful as the day I lost you

  • @CocoTreeMann
    @CocoTreeMann 3 года назад +68

    I never thought I would see Zanny and Destiny 2
    In the same title

  • @calmchugh2601
    @calmchugh2601 3 года назад +53

    Zanny really just be playing every single game he sees in the Xbox store
    Edit: 0:04 I don't play destiny so I don't know that characters name but I think the voice actor is Karliah from Skyrim

    • @mastermonty5984
      @mastermonty5984 3 года назад +5

      Next thing we know he'll be playing apex legends

    • @dakodablack7312
      @dakodablack7312 3 года назад +2

      @@mastermonty5984 god no please no

    • @kreativeillustr8s
      @kreativeillustr8s 3 года назад

      @@mastermonty5984 yes

    • @CheesyError404
      @CheesyError404 3 года назад +1

      The character is the Exo stranger and they do infact have the same voice actress.

    • @calmchugh2601
      @calmchugh2601 3 года назад

      @@CheesyError404 Thought so

  • @skyeagain5174
    @skyeagain5174 3 года назад +47

    When the ghost said "guardian down"
    I felt that.

  • @wumb.o
    @wumb.o 3 года назад +355

    zanny: "i wanted to play a game that was a little more polished"
    also zanny about 6 minutes later: "this game doesn't even FUCKING work"

    • @xdsmile5359
      @xdsmile5359 2 года назад +1

      But yhats part of the charm

  • @darkplayer2557
    @darkplayer2557 3 года назад +133

    This guy playing gambit is my entire experience of gambit

  • @direwolf7770
    @direwolf7770 3 года назад +36

    “So you won’t have to”
    Me with 1500+ hours
    Ah yes of course

  • @thecommandant341
    @thecommandant341 3 года назад +4

    7:06, As a Puerto Rican, i just want to say that is absolutely true

  • @_Umbrael_
    @_Umbrael_ 3 года назад +171

    Zanny: "I'm not actually playing Destiny 2, this is an elaborate prank."
    Zanny: *game glitches and he gets launched 200 feet in the air and lands in the water*
    Me: "Yeah, he's playing Halo Reach."

    • @tahraki4918
      @tahraki4918 3 года назад +9

      Me when I saw that: yeah this is a Bungie game alright

    • @yourewrong9028
      @yourewrong9028 3 года назад +5

      Not a glitch, actually. He got hit by a satellite falling from orbit.

    • @bilbebop3693
      @bilbebop3693 3 года назад +1

      @@yourewrong9028 it was a glitch. He shouldn't of launched like that. Either that or its a bad physics engine

    • @yourewrong9028
      @yourewrong9028 3 года назад +2

      @@bilbebop3693 it is almost certainly intentional. There are a few other places in the game where these satellites fall out of the sky, and if you are standing too close to the impact you are invariably thrown several meters into the air (if you don’t insta-die, anyways).
      And, I mean, if in real life you happened to stand right next to an object impacting the ground at multiple kilometers per second, you’d probably be thrown away pretty fast and far as well. Or at least, your body would, because you’d be quite dead. Not really that big of a problem for a god-slaying immortal super-soldier with space magic and futuristic power armor, though.
      But yeah, this was a thing in the first game and is still a thing in the second after 7 years. Warsats launch you hella high if you get too close to the crash site.

    • @thecolonel6735
      @thecolonel6735 3 года назад +6

      @@bilbebop3693 no it's not a glitch, the warsat will launch you if you get too close where it lands

  • @rugbydudedc4216
    @rugbydudedc4216 3 года назад +93

    Dahkness follows you everywhere
    You cannot escape for honor

  • @smackson6046
    @smackson6046 3 года назад +19

    The emotional rollercoaster he went through...it just fits how we all have taken destiny

  • @coffeehazard
    @coffeehazard 2 года назад +5

    We need a full cover of “Hurt” from Zanny in the new year.