The Last Jedi Is Amazing (Official Rap Video)
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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Lyrics:
Luke is drinking tit milk
Triggered fools who don't get film
Jokes on General Hux actually made me like him
Poe and Finn and Luke and Rey
Learned from all of their mistakes
Saying this film had no development, watch your crack smoke intake
I mean give me a fucking break
You guys are so not awake
Go raise a hundred million dollars, then let's see what kind of shit you make
Misusing words like pacing
Hating on the chase scene
Like the cat horse racing
Why don't you try embracing?
Instead of just debasing
Don't make this a race thing
How could you not be giddy at Luke's stone facing?
Leia knows what they need
Reylo interfacing
Heightening the stakes to a level that we ain't seen
There's so much that you ain't seeing
Poe needs to stop hating
Holdo's underrated and DJ was just baiting
Poe told Finn the plan, DJ heard and now they're waist deep in shit
This fucking fight scene had some grit
And this one was just legit
Don't you get that this is lit?
Holy shit, can't believe I'm rooting for Kylo right now, I did not expect this.
At this point I was satisfied
But then the film really hit its stride
Don't just brush all this aside
Watch the Millennium Falcon fly
Blow that piece of junk out of the sky
You know this rules and shows us that Star Wars has just been purified.
Rian Johnson did his thing
Hit a home run with a single swing
You are just butthurt because you're brainwashed by the right wing
Hating SJWs, why does justice trouble you?
Female force using main character is really just something new
Can't put yourself in a female's shoes
Eating up that fake news
Don't bother seeing Episode 9 because you'll just be more confused.
Amazing Lucas, watch that mucus
Bet you'd like to kiss some of these chicks
But none of them like you cause you diss
Sounding like you gotta take a piss
Your argument has more holes than swiss
You like Episode 2 more than this
You don't get film so you better quit this
Morally bankrupt, you're dismissed.
Geeks and Gamers, what a shame you put the blame on Kathleen
You spew some sexist fucking garbage then ask why she's so mean
"Oh, Rey needs to go through hell or else how could she be so strong?"
I can think of a hundred million reasons why you're watching films wrong.
"Oh, that Ben Shapiro. He is such a beautiful voice."
If I was looking for a fake dick he'd be a logical choice
What a contender. Change your gender. Dick in a blender.
Legal tender. You're a pretender. Got more anger than that Michael Fassbender
Fuck Shapiro, where's Mike Zeroh?
Think I saw him at Yamashiro
Hope you don't get stuck with an icepick after you freeze like Sub-Zero.
Peddling fake leaks though, I'm scrolling through your feed bro
Can't seem to find anything of value here, that afro's weird though
Photoshopping thumbnails
Kylo Ren with a beard
Take this with a grain of salt and just get the fuck out of here.
Luke throwing the saber had more weight than Vader's rage scene
Palpatate your pacemaker
BB-8 the circuit breaker
AT-ST meet your maker
DJ was a code breaker
Canto Bight, the care takers
Rey's parents forsake her
Now that's a filmmaker
Instead, go punch the ticket taker
Now go watch the film again you bunch of Star Wars fan fakers.
Me: don’t look in comments
Me: yep definitely avoid that
Me:ok screw it
Me every time I post a video.
@@leelustig Maybe try making a good one someday.
@@ginge641 why? he got you to watch it, your literally giving him money
@@flexefelux13 How is that in anyway a rebuttal? "Why should he bother actually making something even remotely approaching quality? He attracts people with sheer morbid curiousity about how wrong he'll be this time."
@@ginge641 someone needs a little ass cream
2:48 "Now that's a filmmaker. Instead go punch the ticket taker. Now go watch the film again you bunch of Star Wars fan fakers."
Best verse. 😄😄
It’s almost been 3 years and this is still so good
Amazing
Every word of what you just rapped was right.
franco carrizo sparosvich his raps were more fiery than Anakin on mustafar
*wrong
Hey Lee, I wrote a few colorful comments on your reviews for the “Star Wars”. I still respectfully disagree with your position. But I want to give you props for being on EFAP.
There are plenty of RUclipsrs who have made videos similar to yours and act like they are above EFAP. It shows maturity that you are willing to stand by your words live with people who actively disagree with you. Based on your videos I figured you wouldn’t care what people who dislike the new “Star Wars” films think. But you made your position clear with MauLer, Rags, and Vito
I could agree more with you. There is no wrong way to watch movies. But we do watch movies differently. I’m glad you enjoy the film and I think I better understand how humor and jokes work on your channel based on how you converse.
I’m subscribed to your channel now and am very open minded on what you would like to make next. Props for your bravery and maturity Lee. You are clearly not the close minded “Star Wars” defender I thought you were. You did what the best content creators and writers do. You can stand by your words.
Evan Monroe what’s efap?
"Every Frame a Pause". They are live streams on the RUclips channel MauLer.
Evan Monroe wow your a positive person. It's so rare to find them in the internet
Thanks, Evan. I appreciate that. I also appreciated your last comment but this one a lot more so. Hope you enjoy the future content and just have fun with it.
NotTheRealJackF those guys are a hole clowns who nitpick at peoples comments and twist their words they literally just laughed at lee in his defense of TLJ and called him a hypocrite but didn’t really say why they just seem like pricks
I have been loving the film since it came out. Your "The Last Jedi is amazing and you are all insane." That video of yours was so fucking good that it's like you read my mind
EFAP destroyed that dogshit video.
I hope Rian Johnson sees this and finds an opportunity to have you cameo in his trilogy.
“And who gives a shit if there’s a bunch of women in the film. You get to look at women why are you complaining?”
~Major Lee
Come on dude you left out your best meme
Hater: Unsubscribed
Major Lee:
"The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed omg lol"
This made me like the movie EVEN more
Congratulations on your 1 vs 3 debate. I fully supported you on Battlefront II and a little on your Last jedi arguments. I hate the movie as much as the next guy, but you did very well. Subscribed!
It was a 1 v 3??!? Dam the guy is a living legend
Darth Vader wow
@Dark Jedi people take it to personal
@@ilikepigeons6101 Yea but he got absolutely destroyed lol but kudos to him anyway
Lee, You're an absolute madman and I freaking love it.
Astutely observed, idiotically appreciated.
Maybe the best video on youtube.
Thomas Bludis you’re exactly the type of person who supports this
Dude I love your channel I just found it when I was watching the tararia review a week ago and I love your videos and I completely agree about your tararia video
EPIC. But most importantly, TRUE.
@@anthonymanuel55000 Oh goodie :)
The last Jedi is so fucking underrated love the movie
The last jedi
Most divisive movie, for all the wrong reasons
Love your rap!
@@Dnzjsjdk
1) How so?
2) Eh, mixed feelings on that, however subjective.
3) Investment? As in investing on plot points from TFA? Again, I get the diversion, albeit still only up to personal preference.
Please make a video on Geeks and Gamers I'm sick of his videos being recommended to me everytime I open RUclips
Yes. I don't like TLJ, but my god do they suck.
He's the kind of content I like but I find his voice very irritating to listen to. Bit of a shallow reason but I just can't get over ut
No block option?
I fully agree with this comment that guy is an asshole.
You can block his channel
I love this film so much
It's my favorite
I didn't think I'd like this, but it's pretty damn good.
Hilarious , cringy and super silly, love it
This is beautiful
Clearly you've never heard Canon in D
Big Ups for coming on EFAP Lee : )
Kinda got slaughtered tho so yeeeeesh
@@wilhelmlvseth321 nah. He presented his points, got told that they were wrong while being hanged up on. "That's not true" isnt a slaughter it's just stupidity.
i miss Rian johnson , so much , i want him back to do his trilogy
I honestly don't know why some folks on the right didn't like TLJ. I'd consider myself pretty conservative (I'm actually a big fan of commentators like Steven Crowder and Ben Shapiro) and I LOVE this movie!
I don’t agree with your choice of political commentators or what your stance is on certain issues, but I love this movie too
For me the movie had NOTHING to do with earth politics (or at least not for what you can make of any other Star Wars movie) so I dont get why some people fight this movie like if it's a huge political statement.
at this point idk who is trolling who
*whom
Wtf this rap O B J E C T I V E L Y ruined my childhood! 😠😠😠 Wait until you see RUIN Johnson, i'll be back with my "why Star Wars TLJ is objectively bad rap version (7 hours)" feat MauLer 😡😡😡
Also black panther overrated
@Henry Louis21 It's ironic. TLJ is one of my favourite Star Wars movies.
@@THApeanutMagician Also, MULTI AWARD WINNING ACTRESS BRIE FLAT ASS FLARTSON NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO ACT! Smh, would it kill this bitch to smile?!?!?!? Captain Marvel, more like Captain SJW 😡😡😡
I literally don't care about that movie. I really don't care. I just don't care about it all. I couldn't give a shot about it. I just don't care. I have no interest in it. I don't care about it at all. I really don't care. I'm not interested in that movie. I just don't care. I couldn't care less about it. I don't care about it at all. I really don't care about it.
@@THApeanutMagician
Mmmm clouded by the dark side the mind of a child is. You care too much young Everything. Time to look past a pile of old opinions. Let go.
I mean haha lol I don't care about TLJ. It's trash I tell you *trrRRREEEEEEEEEEEE*
This was a brilliant callout 😄
This was great. I really enjoyed it.
I thought this was a satirical video about how people defend The Last Jedi but oh my god you and your audience actually believe all of this. lmao
Thomas Bludis are you blinded on how Maj0r less one dimensional
@Thomas Bludis No, we're finding that unintentionally hilarious
@Reality Bites its you again, one of my favourite TLJ defenders
Can’t wait for the inevitable Eminem vs major lee feude
This is awesome
mic drop
Good Lord, i could hear this all fucking day, Great job.
Yeah, blame the audience. That's going to work.
I still love how people say all you do is insult people in oyour other stiff about this movie.
What makes it more funny is that it's coming from them xD
Rey, Admiral Holdo and Rose Tico kick ass!
*the shitty prequels show up*
Blow those pieces of junk OUT OF THE SKY!!!!
@Maj0r Lee glad you called out Griggs and Zeroh. They're both liars and attention seekers.
I can't wait for the ben shapiro response diss.
The Fandom Menace gets owned
This was cathartic
Love it! Spotify?
JFC how did I JUST find this!? This might be the best thing ever on RUclips.
Honestly your videos on the last jedi has made me definitely thinking differently of this movie. It’s still not my favorite but I don’t think it’s as bad as I once thought.
The idiotic star wars fans needed this. Great video💪😂
So you admit you are not a Star Wars fan...why do you care?
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
STANDING OVATION.
Dude you're one of my favourite RUclipsrs keep up the great work!!
Oh its beautiful
Remember folks, this is the guy who said he really liked this movie because it pissed certain people off.
Star Wars fans needed a serious kick in the nuts
BIG MAC That’s another quote from his video, right?
That’s right
BIG MAC That was a real petty thing to say the least. You do not want a guy like that to be your mascot for why TLJ is good. Just a little word to the wise.
Austin Johnsen I see the good and the bad to TLJ. I didn’t agree with everything lee said but I laughed throughout his entire take. Mostly because he was being controversial just to be controversial. I like that kind of humor. PS. I ALSO watched EFAP
Brilliance! 💜 Thanks for this, Lee. I enjoyed listening to you chat with Mat & Sean from *Blue* *Bantha* *Milk* *Co.* last night. You've earned my subscription.
Dear god how did I miss this
I love that idea we're misusing writing terms while you unironically say all the animals in TLJ have dramatic purpose.
Agreed. The Last Jedi is awesome.
Just saw your video about The Last Jedi. Loved that video and loved this video, too!
Thank you for making me laugh, I really needed it.
While it's rarely good to insult people for having different opinions, watching this still felt cathartic.
Thomas Bludis the title doesn't even say that it just said official rap video
Michael Ujwary how is it good to insult people explain ?
@@75JUNAKI Ha! I learned to never say things in absolutes. But maybe someone is doing something self-destructive and needs a wake-up call in the form of an insult to realize their error and rectify themselves?
“smash that like button OUT OF THE SKY.” - Kylo Ren
This needs more views
That was awesome. You might have a career in music as well as film reviews.
I like episode 2 more than episode 8 but only because I think Attack of the Clones is THE best Star Wars movie ever and
I am someone who hated it when
I saw it in the theaters.
Last Jedi and Return of the Jedi
are tied for second place.
It's beautiful
Upside-down Satan world it is.
Holy shit this is amazing bro
Wow this is insanely good
Epppiiiccc raaaapp battttles of hiiiiistoryyy!!!
Hey Maj0r Lee, wanna hear some rhymes from me. Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again.
Can we get an instrumental? The track was amazing.
im a white boy and im here to say....
BARS
I hope you're not actually serious
Thomas Bludis how?
Don't quit your day job homie... Whatever the hell it is...🤣
I must know are you Rian Johnson?
Yo where the Spotify at?
😄😄😄
What a flow
Fucking epic dude!!!
Hey man, here from EFAP. You had enough charisma that I checked out your channel and after giving a couple of your videos a watch, I subscribed. Also, I really dig this diss track (although I personally don't like TLJ). Keep up the good work, but as a major tip, work harder on your debating skills.
Yeah, but he doesn't stand a chance against EFAP, they really don't have much good arguments, only persuasive skills. If you write down EFAP's arguments on paper, it's nothing much, you'll probably see the same commodity on r/saltierthancrait. And while I do agree with the criticisms they sometimes make, half of them are nitpicks that can be applied to other films in Star Wars.
Rigby true. Most of their nitpicks are about flaws that don't even affect anything
Disagree with the song entirely, but well-made and pretty catchy
How long did all of this take you?
Wrote and recorded the song in a day, edited in about a day and half.
I'm assuming about 2 seconds, as that is all it takes to make the decision to view integrity, turn one hundred and eighty degrees and walk away.
i lov ur vids espessialy thi terraria 1.3 updat vid (i had to try make all my words incorrect. AND I DID) lov ur vids bud
That was amazing
I don't care about haters. I like all the Star Wars Movies.
So you are a sheep
Tbh... this video isn't any much different from the last one you made. Can't wait for a bigger platform to debunk this.
I hate the internet for showing me this
The Last Jedi was garbage but good job on this video.
It's so hard being a right-wing, conservative fan of this movie. On one spectrum I like Shaprio and am a supporter of conservative ideas but on the other hand I enjoyed this film and saw very little SJW's ruining this film like they ruin America. The right will always outweigh the left in my eyes, however I will always defend this film on a Republican standpoint. So I like how you defend the movie but I HATE how you shit on the politics I stand by
It’s not that we’re shitting on your politics. We’re shitting on the people who make this political.
@@StarWarsHour I agree it’s dumb to politicize Star Wars. It’s its own universe completely independent from the real political world
Perfect summary of all my annoyance at star wars fans for the past year. Feels good to hear it expressed in a song
This shit was fire. Bet the Fuckdom Menace felt humiliated
No. 😂
Red Big'un so you’re one of ‘em. Get a life
@@nathaniele.4827 "One of 'em"? Tribalism at its finest.
TLJ and this rap never disappoints
This SHIT WAS ILL SON!
ok ,this is epic
Amazing
Now do a rap song for “Once upon a time in Hollywood “
600 dislikes are from those people who hate new things
Nah, people who have an open mind and not blind.
Hey man, I'm a Conservative/Republican...
And I fucking love the Last Jedi.
Just sayin
I'm not gonna lie, I'm ashamed of you.
@@mokelembembe2907 Why? Because I have the audacity to have a different opinion than you? You are starting to sound like an SJW Leftist when it comes to a fucking movie dude
Rey learned from her mistakes? What mistakes did she make? She can't make mistakes.
Overconfidence, which led to the throne room. Living in the past and self doubt, leading to her parents reveal and the destruction of the lightsaber. She, along with the rest of the cast (excluding Kylo), learns from previous failures in act 4--[-ish].
@@supreme_leader5135 Luke's overconfidence cost him his hand. Rey's "overconfidence" (which doesn't seem to be a defining trait of Rey) costs her very little if anything at all. The destruction of the lightsaber contributed no development to the character and it will likely be replaced/fixed as if it never even happened.
Living in the past is not a mistake or a trait for Rey. She talks like she's living in the past but she doesn't act like it. It has very little impact on the decisions she makes. She keeps pushing forward, but with very little sense of direction. Does she want to become a Jedi? If so, why? Does she want to go back to Jakku? If so, why doesn't she go back? Now that she knows her parents are nobody, what's her motivation now? She barely even knows the Resistence.
Self doubt isn't an issue with her. She can't be both overconfident and self doubtful. Which one is a defining trait to the character? Which one impacts the story the most? It seems Rey does whatever the story needs her to do, regardless of any characterization.
She hasn't failed at anything. None of her actions develop her more, and none of her actions have consequences.
Fucking nailed it man. This movie is so good. Thanks for making a video which did it justice!
I can't tell if I'm getting woosh baited, but I'm gonna woosh you and take the hits for people who don't know. Random comment scrollers, this is for you.
woooooooooooooooosh
Schabjy VBA watch mooler 5 hour video debunking Maj0r lees points on why the last Jedi was amazing
@@75JUNAKI Im not going to watch a 5 hour video of a guy who has misunderstood the point of a film, and who is wrong about a bunch of stuff.
Start thinking for yourself mate, and stop listening to people who dont know what they are talking about on youtube.
@@schabjyvba5660 and you think this fuck knows what he's talking about
@@j.i.p.4151 Wow that was very aggressive. He barely even scraped the surface of why this movie is so great. I recommend you start thinking for yourself instead of letting angry youtube boys tell you what you are allowed to like and not. Here I have a post which goes into why this film is a pretty darn good Star Wars film: www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsCantina/comments/aczenm/why_i_love_luke_in_tlj/
"I don't know how we are gonna get out of this one Chewie" - Kathleen Kennedy (sitting on porcelain at Spaggo's shitting out chicken marsala)
BOOOOM!!!
Do Solo: A Star Wars Story video please
that was awesome
2:28 he had an afro😂?
I'm not sure I agree, but it's a great video.
This made my day. This is the most epic rap in all of existence. I’m so glad you actually understand films.
Proof you never truly listened to rap.