In fairness, he has been leading the team who are supposed to be catching Kira for the last few years, but Kira has been avoiding them at every turn. To hear Kira is a poopyhead would imply that he and the rest of the task force are worse than poopyheads.
What are you talking about bro? If he hadnt defended kira near wouldve deduced that light was playing the side of justice which he didnt sound like he didnduring the time with real L and somce near got the informarion from watari light couldnt confront the answers of poopy head and his non ability to marry kira because it was himself, he had to bring up the law which gave him the upperhand giving light the checkmate. Truly a masterful banter of words and a skilled tactician light was...
"Light believes that marrying Kira would be gay, which means that Light Yagami affirmatively believes Kira to be a male, despite the investigation thus far confirming no such thing. So why would he believe that? Unless..."
@@sealsaregood5146 "Dammit! He really backed me into a corner there, I can't reveal that I know Kira's a handsome man, but I can't admit to being a misogynist either..." *smiles in victory:* "Are you assuming my gender?" -Light
In fairness, the manga version of Near was much more interesting and better fleshed out, the anime cut so much of him out. Though L and Light have a much better dynamic in both the anime and manga.
@@kricku I've only seen the anime and liked the second half. It's definitely not as good as the first half, but I think that says more about how good Light and L were rather than how bad Near's part was.
Imagine this from the perspective of Light’s team. Like all they are hearing is their boss, head of the Lira investigation, defend Kira, call someone a “poopy head” over the phone, and then for some reason end with the legality of gay marriage in Japan.
I imagine L's ghost seeing this and not being sure whether to be annoyed that _these_ are his successor and the guy who outsmarted him, or laugh his ass off because this shit's hilarious
Great video! I find it funny that, all his defending of Kira aside, Light's use of "gay marriage isn't legal in Japan" as a rebuttal actually reveals that, at the very least, he knows who Kira is, since it shows he is certain Kira is a man.
Light almost got outed twice within the span of less than three minutes. That was close! Like he has said in the past, being Kira has been a risk since the very beginning.
I love that everyone just thinks that Light was probably gay and may or may not have had a weird thing for L who may or may not have had a weird thing for Light. It's great
I love the idea of L chilling out in Detroit. I choose to believe he secretly works for the Lions and is the reason the team is good now. "I deduce that the opposing offense will try to run through the C gap, ergo..."
''unless gay marriage is illegal in Japan'' Light just gave away the fact that Kira is a male, reducing the suspect list by 50% not so smart now are we fuccboi
I love the fact that the only possible reason Light could think of as to why he wouldn't be able to marry Kira is due to the legality of Gay Marriage and not because ya know he's a mass murderer that Light is publicly trying to apprehend 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Most serial killers tend to attack people that somewhat resemble themselves, along both racial and gender lines. So considering that L had perfectly narrowed down Kira's location and identified the first victim as the hostage taker, it's reasonable to assume that Kira is indeed male.
kira's first victim could've been a man simply because men are more likely to go and take a hostage, not because of the serial killer tendency you mentioned, you MONKEY
Light had no reason to defend Kira in that situation whatsoever. Bro is just mad he got called a poopyhead.
In fairness, he has been leading the team who are supposed to be catching Kira for the last few years, but Kira has been avoiding them at every turn. To hear Kira is a poopyhead would imply that he and the rest of the task force are worse than poopyheads.
by a sassy child that somewhat figured he is a fake L XD
@@sealsaregood5146 true however light is a poopyhead as well
His hair color is even brown
What are you talking about bro? If he hadnt defended kira near wouldve deduced that light was playing the side of justice which he didnt sound like he didnduring the time with real L and somce near got the informarion from watari light couldnt confront the answers of poopy head and his non ability to marry kira because it was himself, he had to bring up the law which gave him the upperhand giving light the checkmate. Truly a masterful banter of words and a skilled tactician light was...
"Light believes that marrying Kira would be gay, which means that Light Yagami affirmatively believes Kira to be a male, despite the investigation thus far confirming no such thing. So why would he believe that? Unless..."
"The only rational explanation is that Light is a raging misogynist and believes women can't do anything." - Near.
@@sealsaregood5146
"DAMMIT! HE GOT ME!"
@@sealsaregood5146 well if someone so intelligent thinks that fo be the case perhaps he is right
@@sealsaregood5146 "Dammit! He really backed me into a corner there, I can't reveal that I know Kira's a handsome man, but I can't admit to being a misogynist either..."
*smiles in victory:*
"Are you assuming my gender?" -Light
@@starchcontrast4214Death Note - Kyrie I starts playing
This is far better than any actual confrontation between Near and Light.
In fairness, the manga version of Near was much more interesting and better fleshed out, the anime cut so much of him out. Though L and Light have a much better dynamic in both the anime and manga.
@@sealsaregood5146 Yeah, I agree. Great video. It made me laugh.
@@sealsaregood5146Really? I haven't seen the anime and I still think the second half is peepeepoopoo
@@kricku I've only seen the anime and liked the second half. It's definitely not as good as the first half, but I think that says more about how good Light and L were rather than how bad Near's part was.
True
It's like a conversation between two geniuses who actually never got past the 1st grade.
So... Light vs Near?
"Guess what"
"Chicken butt"
"Damn he's good"
How the show should have gone
literally dying after reading this this is what i like to believe L and Light did in their free time
How Light could have effortlessly won the argument: "Nuh uh!"
Woah 😮 the perfect response 👏 how did you 😳 come up with that 👏
"Yu huh!" - Near
@@samuelmyers3904 Dammit! That was the perfect rebuttal! This sigma male who has such a manly voice must be legit! -Light
Imagine this from the perspective of Light’s team.
Like all they are hearing is their boss, head of the Lira investigation, defend Kira, call someone a “poopy head” over the phone, and then for some reason end with the legality of gay marriage in Japan.
I imagine L's ghost seeing this and not being sure whether to be annoyed that _these_ are his successor and the guy who outsmarted him, or laugh his ass off because this shit's hilarious
@@nataliaborys1554 it's confirmed in this cannon is he's at 313 America
Surprised things didn't escalate to "times infinity", or worse: "times infinity plus one".
Times infinity squared
Great video! I find it funny that, all his defending of Kira aside, Light's use of "gay marriage isn't legal in Japan" as a rebuttal actually reveals that, at the very least, he knows who Kira is, since it shows he is certain Kira is a man.
Light is such a great detective he's like 50% confident Kira is a man.
Hey, when you consider the 1.0% of the population that's non-binary, that's more than any other option
To be fair, Light could be genderfluid, meaning that he couldn't reliably plan a non-gay marriage regardless of Kira's gender
@@sealsaregood5146 Yeah. He knows a woman isn’t smart enough to be someone such as Kira.
@@theapexsurvivor9538 but light is solid, therefore his gender cannot be fluid. checkmate light yagami
"That's a good point, I didn't think of that."
💀
It's come to my attention that that isn't even the right quote.
I like Near's childish responses to Light BECAUSE he is literally a kid😂
He’s 18
@@CosmicAnewAl fandom le gusta creer que es un niño 😅
Me Dio pereza traducirlo al inglés D:
But how does he have such a manly voice?
Real
@@CosmicAnew Yeah but let's be real, Light WOULD beef with a kid.
Light almost got outed twice within the span of less than three minutes. That was close! Like he has said in the past, being Kira has been a risk since the very beginning.
This made me laugh a lot harder than it probably should have lmao.
It made me a lot harder than it probably should've too.
@Mathemusician3141 ayo..?
"No you" is the most brilliant way to win an argument
L: "So you are Kira"
Light: "Yes"
L: "He confessed, now let's hand this over to people that are so dumb they can't get tricked to let him go"
2:19 I love how whiny Light sounds it sounds like he's just venting to someone about Near
Foolishness kira, you failed to use the ultimate argument nullifier, "NUH-UH!"
Yo I lost it when they pulled the
"Well if you love Kira so much----------------"
I love that everyone just thinks that Light was probably gay and may or may not have had a weird thing for L who may or may not have had a weird thing for Light. It's great
Light: *rejects every single man and woman ever*
Also Light: *groans when L touches his feet*
"...but consider my perfect rebuttle."
NO YOU
"Who is this guy with such a manly voice?"
Frfr his voice 😭 its so 😩 sigma male 😍 manly 😫 masculine smexy voice 🫦
I was really expecting an "idiot says what?" Youre truely unpredictable
what?
Hanging up was by far the best ending possible! 😂😂😂😂😂 I always thought someone would do it in the show
"You're probably the poopy head"
"I'm not the poopy head, Kira's the poopy head"
"DAMN HIM, I didn't think of that"
This is an alternate universe where the characters think they’re smart when really they just do stupid stuff
Sooo kinda like the real one.
Near: If you love Kira so much, why don’t you marry him?
Light: Because I’m already married, to Justice!
Near: Only a blind girl would marry you!
I love the idea of L chilling out in Detroit. I choose to believe he secretly works for the Lions and is the reason the team is good now. "I deduce that the opposing offense will try to run through the C gap, ergo..."
Kira is so dumb he probably think the great old ones aren't real 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:28 i've been killed on the spot
R.I.P
“You!”
“You!”
“We’re at an impasse…”
This was basically their ending conversation.
Light: "I am going to create a better world!"
Near: "No u meanie."
''unless gay marriage is illegal in Japan''
Light just gave away the fact that Kira is a male, reducing the suspect list by 50%
not so smart now are we fuccboi
His head is full of poopy 💩
Near said him in the sentence before light so with tha information light concludes that atleast on kira is male
I love this a-spec Kira
B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T.
I am slowly learning death note lore by watching youre videos
The funny part is that he's mostly focused on the second half, which is typically derided and downplayed by fans.
This video is genius the best death note epi I mean parody I have ever seen
I love the way you characterize near
Never stop making these
I love that we just accept Light as asexual
Another video another banger from miss Seals are good.
*Miss
Light just revealed the fact that at least one kira is male
Near calling L number two to talk about Mello needs to be an episode
God i love this fandom
Near is on Light's side LOL
I’ve stumbled on a goldmine
Omg best recommandation ever
I love how this is pretty much their canon dynamic.
This is the conversation between 2 people who THINK they are geniuses lol.
1:02 Nere's got a point guys
Nears voice really great tho
I wonder how light would react if his enemy was...
... Beavis and/or Butthead
All that was missing was a nuh uh
How are the voices so accurate?
AI generated
@@JunkoEnoshima. I don't think so, AI voices sound obvious and have weird pitching, they probably got friends who sound similar to the VAs
@@i.r.3016 You have no idea how accurate AI voices are
@@i.r.3016 You are wrong. This is AI Generated, it's actually pretty easy to tell.
With ai stuff like kits they just put audio clips through filters
Oh this is AMAZING
They should add this into cannon😂😂😂😂
I love the fact that the only possible reason Light could think of as to why he wouldn't be able to marry Kira is due to the legality of Gay Marriage and not because ya know he's a mass murderer that Light is publicly trying to apprehend 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Canon reason as to why Light became Kira.
Ive been really enjoying ur DN content for the past 3 days
Near should just go back to making automatas
A simple “I’m not gay” would of sufficed
It HAD to be the 313?!
Most serial killers tend to attack people that somewhat resemble themselves, along both racial and gender lines. So considering that L had perfectly narrowed down Kira's location and identified the first victim as the hostage taker, it's reasonable to assume that Kira is indeed male.
kira's first victim could've been a man simply because men are more likely to go and take a hostage, not because of the serial killer tendency you mentioned, you MONKEY
In one discussion Light basically confessed he was Kira 10000 fold.😂
But, how did he know that Kira is a man!?!?!?
POV the FYP is FYPing
Near should have no proof that Kira is a man
Light kinda sounds like elon musk fan boy for Kira...
actually he just kinda seems like...
"Elon musk fanboy" u got Elon on ur mind 24/7 huh 😂😂 are you still triggered that he bought twitter?
@@jacobisweird280 ...are you doing a bit?
HOW DID HE KNOW KIRA IS A GUY?!?!?!
If every confrontation in the series was like this, it would be just as interesting
This is a completely serious comment, i am not joking
That seems pretty convincing to me.
This was a masterpiece
This should have been the death note we got.
And how did Light know Kira isna male...food for thought
I want the entire anime series, just this lmao I’m squealing lmao this is so funny please I know I’m rotting but EeEeee
I say: No.
I can't stop watching XD
Its funny that they both assumed that Kira is a male, especially light
Wait tricked L into going to the 313 like the area code? Idk
How do you know Kira is a male
Grade school kids playing n and l at the play ground. Hahahahaha
313?
Where did you get the voice of original English voice actor
Ai
honer
n-
So if near actually acted as age?
17??
*if near acted the way he looks - a mentally handicapped child.
Did you use some sort of voice changer for this? Those Light/Near impressions were spot-on.
AI
Is that red?
2:25 Who said Kira was a male?
no u
skill issue ngl
oh
Wait, who said kira was a man?
hahaha
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Also gay marriage isn't marriage
What ?
@@Kushanhiggoda gay marriage isn't marriage
... The other memes were good. This just isn't.
That's your own issue
This video is basically just the average Instagram comment section.
0:40 literally me