Trump Announces He's Suspending His Campaign in April Fools' Day Prank

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  • Опубликовано: 1 апр 2024
  • Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, April 2, then checks in with his monologue writers and holds a surprise inspection to review the quality of their jokes.
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  • @lindseyhill3652
    @lindseyhill3652 Месяц назад +1558

    God the reason this show is so good and joyful to watch is that it’s a sitcom about a team of writers and their boss that deep down really love each other, slowly giving up on all pretense of formality as the world descends into insanity, thinly veiled as a late night talk show

    • @darrenfalconer3267
      @darrenfalconer3267 Месяц назад +104

      Oh my God that is it. It's like Seinfeld but late night show haha

    • @Yarnofthewild
      @Yarnofthewild Месяц назад +101

      And welcome to Corrections 😅 if you haven't caught the Jackel bug yet, please go check out the playlist and start at episode 1 😂

    • @julesnagbunga1204
      @julesnagbunga1204 Месяц назад +3

      WTF?

    • @DenverHokie
      @DenverHokie Месяц назад +30

      Woah… you just blew my mind lol

    • @shatterhusk6755
      @shatterhusk6755 Месяц назад +65

      PERFECT description, and there's no other late night show you could say this about.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад +127

    I didn’t recognize Scollins with his arms covered.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +8

      It's the shirt they made him wear when President Biden was a guest.

    • @tree2me
      @tree2me Месяц назад +2

      Same here

  • @her_imperius_condessy
    @her_imperius_condessy Месяц назад +140

    Seth: Dogs in a conga line?
    Scollins, Doubled Over: F#%&!
    Best Surprise Inspection ever!

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      👴🏻🥃 BRING BACK WOODY WOODBURY

  • @stevenklnes7148
    @stevenklnes7148 Месяц назад +23

    I love how the show has changed since Covid. It went from run of the mill to my favorite late night show. Seth being allowed to be slightly unhinged at all times was a great choice.
    The one thing I wish he'd bring back: the Sea Captain.

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 Месяц назад +1

      @stevenkines - Yes to all except the last line!
      I never really got the Sea Captain….

    • @stevenklnes7148
      @stevenklnes7148 Месяц назад +1

      @madeleineprice9645 specifically, I want Seth to go Day Drinking with the Sea Captain. It was just goofy during quarantine to have Seth give life to a random painting at his wife's parents' house. Like his madness was manifest via the Sea Captain. I live alone so it clicked with me while I spent that same time locked alone going crazy myself.

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 Месяц назад

      He was on corrections.

  • @humblebeat
    @humblebeat Месяц назад +1415

    Just seeing “Trump announces he’s suspending his campaign” made my heart flutter.

    • @Rebornhunter3213
      @Rebornhunter3213 Месяц назад +45

      same

    • @ARealMensch00
      @ARealMensch00 Месяц назад

      If Trump suspends his campaign will Biden be free to continue his rampage in the levant?

    • @kitcobain444
      @kitcobain444 Месяц назад +37

      Same

    • @SD_FANZ209
      @SD_FANZ209 Месяц назад +36

      🙋...same 😅

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 Месяц назад +37

      Right? Really unfair…

  • @LastBastion9999
    @LastBastion9999 Месяц назад +295

    You mean Scollins actually has wardrobe OTHER than that tank top?!?! Man, he earned his pay tonight!

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 Месяц назад +3

      👍 That's what I thought.

    • @tridachia
      @tridachia Месяц назад +19

      The guy wears a tank top one time...

    • @aaronjohnson7614
      @aaronjohnson7614 Месяц назад +8

      I'm not sure how long I would have laughed if the last time they cut to him he was in a tank top.

    • @nth.aurora
      @nth.aurora Месяц назад +8

      He looked weird in sleeves

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      @@francescaa8331👴🏻🥃 BRING BACK WOODY WOODBURY

  • @Jhonka8807
    @Jhonka8807 Месяц назад +309

    Scollins trying to get the audience going was so funny. But I'm all seriousness I love how Seth highlights other people on his staff. It's really great.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      🍉🍔🍗🥣🦅🛋🛏🗣💤👚👗🌍📺🚪⬅️ YOUR ROOM?

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 Месяц назад +2

      It's got a family vibe. I get the impression that they really like him, too, not fake.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      @@francescaa8331👴🏻🥃 HOO? JACK PAAR?

  • @TXKurt
    @TXKurt Месяц назад +38

    When Seth asked about the tombstone just saying "mailman", Scollins should have said they would have written more, but the mailman hated having too many letters.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +5

      Okay, you win Scollins' job. Report to work on Monday.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад +511

    Scollins turns up for his fans because Seth has made him a legend.

  • @SidneyTalksTooMuch
    @SidneyTalksTooMuch Месяц назад +90

    I can’t believe you didn’t go with “the calls are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE … of representatives”

  • @titantim
    @titantim Месяц назад +92

    The surprise inspection section is turning into one of my favorite sketches. Seeing Scollins' reactions made it all the better.
    Get the writers out on stage and see them writhe at their hilariously bad dad jokes!

  • @bladactania
    @bladactania Месяц назад +44

    I love surprise inspection. But not because some of the jokes are funny, which they are, but because I love how close it makes the staff seem.

  • @BloodInkFilms
    @BloodInkFilms Месяц назад +548

    The fact it took that long to get to Scollins got me so excited for a Scollins-only segment

    • @whovian_scarf_dragon
      @whovian_scarf_dragon Месяц назад +25

      I usually try and guess the ones that he gets into the monologue

    • @BloodInkFilms
      @BloodInkFilms Месяц назад +22

      @@whovian_scarf_dragon I feel like Seth’s forehead tensed whenever Wally puts up a Scollins one

    • @whovian_scarf_dragon
      @whovian_scarf_dragon Месяц назад +12

      @@BloodInkFilms I honestly thought that all you can eat manatee joke was Scollins

    • @thebagelsproductions
      @thebagelsproductions Месяц назад +3

      Phil Scollins?

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 Месяц назад +9

      Love the Scollins-only segment

  • @Neobert5240
    @Neobert5240 Месяц назад +781

    Can't spell Hatred without red hat!!!

  • @ellicel
    @ellicel Месяц назад +53

    The Surprise Inspection segment is so great because we've come to know and root for many of the individual writers. We love seeing them showcased and appreciated!

  • @CrabbyO
    @CrabbyO Месяц назад +32

    How did "14th century towel" not make it into Surprise Inspection?!😂😂😂❤

  • @Tacopartytube
    @Tacopartytube Месяц назад +94

    Did Scollins get paid for the 'f*ck'?
    Also, more oops all Scollins!!!

    • @The_One_In_Black
      @The_One_In_Black Месяц назад +3

      I was about to type the same question as I scrolled to this comment.

    • @robertkendall2410
      @robertkendall2410 Месяц назад +7

      Me too, but it sure seemed legit

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      👨🏻‍🦰 VOTE FOR TOM PETI IN 2024 FOR YOUNG AND NEW IDEAS

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      @@The_One_In_Black👨🏻‍🦰 VOTE FOR TOM PETI IN 2024 FOR YOUNG AND NEW IDEAS

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      @@robertkendall2410👨🏻‍🦰 VOTE FOR TOM PETI IN 2024 FOR YOUNG AND NEW IDEAS

  • @user-by9hf4jh3y
    @user-by9hf4jh3y Месяц назад +99

    I really like the extended version with both the monologue and whatever comes after, like "A Closer Look," "Jokes Seth Can't Tell," and other funny bits.

    • @kaingates
      @kaingates Месяц назад +6

      Same, I just wish they wrote in the title what it was

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      👠👠ARE THESE YOURS ?

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      @@kaingates👴🏻🥃 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

    • @cassandrakarpinski9416
      @cassandrakarpinski9416 Месяц назад +1

      Yep, also no family trips tag outro

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      @@cassandrakarpinski9416👴🏻🥃 VOTE FOR APPLE PIE , MOTHER, CHEVROLET AND RONDO HATTON FOR A CLEAN WARD CLEVER COUNTRY AGAIN

  • @annadownya7754
    @annadownya7754 Месяц назад +260

    The mailman joke is solid!! I love this segment. It's my favorite right after jokes Seth can't tell.

    • @TheMulToyVerse
      @TheMulToyVerse Месяц назад +13

      For me it’s Closer Look, Corrections, Surprise Inspection, monologue and then “Back in My Day”

    • @crini413
      @crini413 Месяц назад +8

      ​@@TheMulToyVerse I like YA BURNT

    • @lyndsaybrown8471
      @lyndsaybrown8471 Месяц назад

      That was pretty good

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman Месяц назад +3

      Hate to break it to you, but your opinion is invalid because you skipped right over Amber Says What. Anyone who doesn't realize that's one of the highlights of the show has not been watching the show.

    • @JonReevesLA
      @JonReevesLA Месяц назад +2

      They are far too rare, but any of the Jeff Wright segments where he plays multiple characters are also great (as are many of those already named). Heck, I even like At This Point in the Program.

  • @InphinityZ
    @InphinityZ Месяц назад +19

    It's so nice to finally see Scollins! He looks... surprisingly normal? I expected him to have horns or something lol

  • @alefzeke
    @alefzeke Месяц назад +132

    The Michael Vic joke made it all worth it Scollins. Top marks

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva Месяц назад +6

      Agree!! If only.

    • @squidbillyradio
      @squidbillyradio Месяц назад +6

      "How would you say your chain of command treats its junior sailors?"
      "I'd say we're treated like dogs, but even Michael Vic treated his animals better."

    • @Dragonomics42
      @Dragonomics42 Месяц назад +12

      (Goes to google to find out who Michael Vick is. Oh.)

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      👴🏻🥃 THE GREATEST STAND UP COMEDIAN WOODY WOODBURY

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      @@Dragonomics42👴🏻🥃MICHEAL VICK INVENTED THE VICK LIGHTER 1923

  • @The_Atheist_Carpenter5625
    @The_Atheist_Carpenter5625 Месяц назад +167

    Scollins jokes would slay on a south park episode. The dogs in a conga line got me good😂

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      🥃👴🏻 BRING BACK WOODY WOODBURY

  • @sethlarson9433
    @sethlarson9433 Месяц назад +12

    It’s funny seeing Scollins out of uniform; I’m so used to seeing him in a tank top.

  • @drewmagnet
    @drewmagnet Месяц назад +38

    It's brilliant when the writers actually make a surprise appearance in the studio. 😂

  • @nerfherder4284
    @nerfherder4284 Месяц назад +11

    😂 Seth appreciating his writers is why I like this show so much.

  • @chegeny
    @chegeny Месяц назад +12

    Love ya Seth. "Dogs in a conga line?" Scollins creases, audience moans...perfect.

  • @timothyhollywood2130
    @timothyhollywood2130 Месяц назад +19

    As a WWU grad and pot farm worker, I totally concur with Seth's little monologue jokes.

  • @caseycronan9217
    @caseycronan9217 Месяц назад +30

    That ketchup joke was about the journey!!

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Месяц назад +53

    Amateurs recognize Scollins jokes. Pros can identify Brian and Ian jokes. Bless you, Seth and writers! Bless you!

    • @benjaminhislop7081
      @benjaminhislop7081 Месяц назад +2

      Yeah I was very proud of myself when I spotted the first one. And it was the dad energy that tipped me off

  • @dominikbeitat4450
    @dominikbeitat4450 Месяц назад +42

    Nooo! Giving Scollins his own sub-section takes away all the fun of spotting a Scollins joke early!

    • @rallyny
      @rallyny Месяц назад +5

      Although it was fun, I agree with you. I actually take pride in knowing a Scollins joke when I hear it, without being told.😂

  • @floridagirl4407
    @floridagirl4407 Месяц назад +5

    Love how Seth interacts with and highlights his writers and staff. You can tell that they have a great time working together, and it really brings something extra special to the show.
    I saw someone state "the reason this show is so good, is because it is like a sitcom about a tv host and his writers". Thought that was pretty good.

  • @nobodyimportant9073
    @nobodyimportant9073 Месяц назад +41

    Scollins is my favorite. So glad to see him get his own segment and be there for it. I love his jokes, especially the ones that make it to surprise inspection.

  • @OriginalCaliKitty
    @OriginalCaliKitty Месяц назад +197

    DJTJ is so addle-brained he can't remember that his 'boyhood home' was the Plaza Hotel. He, Ivanka and Eric lived on one floor of the hotel with their nannies and maids and Chump and Ivana lived on another floor. According to one of the staff, Chump would call the kids on the phone once in a while. Such a great Dad.

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 Месяц назад +21

      Would you want to talk to him?

    • @OriginalCaliKitty
      @OriginalCaliKitty Месяц назад +39

      @@christopherweise438 Never! But apparently the kids used to fight over who got to talk to him first, they were that starved for his attention. Which explains a lot.

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 Месяц назад +20

      @@OriginalCaliKitty - I get it. After all......he is still their dad.....even as "flawed" as he is.

    • @charlespeakjr2168
      @charlespeakjr2168 Месяц назад +10

      Trump was a great dad. He grates on Everyone.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Месяц назад +10

      little Kevin McAllister stayed there. Don jr robbed his room.

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 Месяц назад +578

    I love the implication that Trump literally just left his hotel staff to raise his kids.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 Месяц назад +45

      Eric, for sure.

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli Месяц назад +41

      ... they all had to sign a NDA I guess 😂

    • @georgedoty-williams2085
      @georgedoty-williams2085 Месяц назад +44

      It's like if Zack & Cody were racist millionaires

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +39

      Actually, Don Jr. had to raise Eric, because Trump Sr. was off partying with Epstein and such. That explains everything about why Eric is Eric.

    • @bethanychatman9531
      @bethanychatman9531 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@georgedoty-williams2085 lol, yep!

  • @RoryStarr
    @RoryStarr Месяц назад +25

    Rather than end Corrections, it seems that Seth letting it's unhinged inside joke approach backflow into the regular show, which is fantastic.

    • @horus7854
      @horus7854 Месяц назад +7

      Summer 2020 the show was nothing but that stuff because of covid, that's what got me watching

  • @Forsworcen
    @Forsworcen Месяц назад +3

    I love how proud of himself Scollins looks.

  • @millie1930
    @millie1930 Месяц назад +61

    Once we got to the heater section, I started thinking about workers right and the triangle factory fire. I have lost all sight of ketchup.

    • @margoelizabethmiller
      @margoelizabethmiller Месяц назад +2

      I was trying to figure out the difference between the two heaters

    • @WindsorMason
      @WindsorMason Месяц назад +2

      I was expecting it to be about beans in some way

  • @DraaelD
    @DraaelD Месяц назад +123

    My life is complete. A whole Scollins segment. I asked for it some time ago and, well, God works in mysterious ways. 😮😂

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic Месяц назад +6

      Yes, he ignores starving homeless children, while winning football games, etc..
      God is lazy and had nothing to do with this show. Thank Seth the writers, and the producers. Stop giving a fake entity credit.

    • @annadownya7754
      @annadownya7754 Месяц назад +4

      April fools they should've just done a full show of scollins jokes. That would've been fitting

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 Месяц назад +1

      Dog works in mysterious ways.(vague callback to conga joke)

    • @johnbowden4761
      @johnbowden4761 Месяц назад +9

      ​@@morbidmanmusiccan you stop trying to get every atheist on the planet disinvited from parties

    • @DraaelD
      @DraaelD Месяц назад

      @@morbidmanmusic Oh you told me! Thank you, Captain Literal. May your cape never gets snagged. #NOCAPES!

  • @marstoes
    @marstoes Месяц назад +3

    I love the reaction of the crowd to the announcement of the subsection.
    And the reaction of scallins to the conga line

  • @snowsore
    @snowsore Месяц назад +7

    Oops all Scollins had me dying lmfao

  • @CbatesMusic7
    @CbatesMusic7 Месяц назад +116

    Scollin's Casey Anthony joke had me actually cackling

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      BRING BACK WOODY WOODBURY

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Месяц назад +1

      Not me. Not even a smile.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      @@freya8133👴🏻🥃 VOTE FOR APPLE PIE, MOTHER, CHEVROLET AND RONDO HATTON FOR A CLEAN WARD CLEVER AGAIN.

  • @brianollivier
    @brianollivier Месяц назад +13

    Never in my life would I expect my alma mater to be a subject on Seth Meyers, and yet I find myself crying canabis-filled tears of joy at the mention of WWU.

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Месяц назад

      is it known for pot smoking? lol

  • @flasfynest855
    @flasfynest855 Месяц назад +4

    I Totally Agree With Seth On This One…. “Why Can’t He Do Anything Normal?” Lol

  • @Tedster10
    @Tedster10 Месяц назад +10

    Seth's reactions to the bad jokes are the best!

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 Месяц назад +111

    The ketchup joke was gold❤❤❤

    • @EdwardAmesCastellano
      @EdwardAmesCastellano Месяц назад +3

      I think Seth is passing off the blame on that one. He could have just said : And'ya better hurry up and ___________.

    • @mrvlsmrv
      @mrvlsmrv Месяц назад +2

      Ketchup jokes made a comeback, thanks to Trump. I smile whenever I grab a bottle.

    • @Rattus-Norvegicus
      @Rattus-Norvegicus Месяц назад +3

      ...Red Gold...look it up.

    • @tridachia
      @tridachia Месяц назад +1

      Nah, that was the mustard

    • @efenedick1305
      @efenedick1305 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Rattus-Norvegicus You beat me to it!

  • @erinrising2799
    @erinrising2799 Месяц назад +3

    that Cosby joke had me dying LOL

  • @h1rambab3
    @h1rambab3 Месяц назад +5

    I could listen to Bryan's dad jokes all day. They're so beautiful.

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 Месяц назад +9

    Getting your staff to come in on their days off just so you can razz them…. Well played Sethery Myers, well played!

  • @JuiceBoxScott
    @JuiceBoxScott Месяц назад +5

    That Mike Vick punch line made me laugh real hard.

  • @billharker5424
    @billharker5424 Месяц назад +9

    Seth has way too much fun on his show and that’s why I love it!

  • @archonambroseus
    @archonambroseus Месяц назад +9

    I'm still laughing at the Cosby joke.

  • @FairuzaMNasir
    @FairuzaMNasir Месяц назад +5

    Thank you Writers,
    Thank you Wally,
    Thank you Graphics crew,
    Thank you camera crew,
    Thank you sound crew,
    Thank you lighting crew,
    Thanks. Many thanks. Thanks!! 🌛🌸🐇

  • @julied5444
    @julied5444 Месяц назад +34

    The calls were coming from inside the house!

  • @bernardwylie9760
    @bernardwylie9760 Месяц назад +8

    I got that housing joke, Seth. My house was built in 1958, and boy would I have loved to have bought it then.

  • @roarmalf
    @roarmalf Месяц назад +5

    Dogs in a conga line was pure gold, I laughed even if you couldn't hear it Mike

  • @JasonDeline
    @JasonDeline Месяц назад +5

    "Yer NOT getting PAID per WORD!" 🤣

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro Месяц назад +60

    LOVE Surprise Inspection... One of the BEST segments (and there are SO many good ones)... Cheers Seth & Crew!

    • @idkyet3573
      @idkyet3573 Месяц назад

      You should watch paint dry, you'd be enthralled.

    • @ARealMensch00
      @ARealMensch00 Месяц назад

      Seth what is your take on Gaza now that we know what you think of Trump

  • @rosemarywessel1294
    @rosemarywessel1294 Месяц назад +15

    Hey - I work in energy transition advocacy. You HAD me at "heat pumps". Leave it in!

  • @tejaswoman
    @tejaswoman Месяц назад +6

    Mother-in-law jokes will never land with me because because I've got a gem of a _suegrita_ , and so does her son. Divorced 10 years this week, and the bond between me and my beloved mother-in-law is as strong as ever.

  • @RevolutionUtena
    @RevolutionUtena Месяц назад +5

    The fact that I watch this show so much that I know all the inside jokes (including all the corrections jokes) kind of makes me feel like I’m in a cult

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +1

      Charismatic leader, inside jokes, sleep deprivation when you stay up on Thurs night to watch Corrections, strict rules about Legos? Yeah, you're in a cult.

  • @Kitchdmn3
    @Kitchdmn3 Месяц назад +26

    I wonder how many of the red hats threw themselves off bridges thinking the chosen one was quitting?

    • @stevemacgruther4051
      @stevemacgruther4051 Месяц назад +10

      Not enough

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 Месяц назад

      @@stevemacgruther4051 - Took the words out of my pie hole!!!

    • @pyratehyena1312
      @pyratehyena1312 Месяц назад

      no, no no, it's allpart oif the plan! 4d chess! you'll see! YOU"LL ALL SEA! xD

  • @SammichParty
    @SammichParty Месяц назад +9

    Scollins making me laugh more consistently than any other writer featured on Surprise Inspection says something about me. Thanks Seth, I should probably seek help. 😂

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      👴🏻🥃 BA BA BOOEY HOWARD STERN

  • @karine-v
    @karine-v Месяц назад +10

    The graphics' department had Pierre making hard cheese instead of a soft cheese.

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt Месяц назад

      #Correction 🐾

  • @TheSinfulKnight
    @TheSinfulKnight Месяц назад +7

    Opps All Scollins is my new favorite skit.

  • @MadDragon75
    @MadDragon75 Месяц назад +18

    Sike!
    (Or Psych for the grammer police that didn't grow up in the 80's) 😂

    • @JoeNarbaiz
      @JoeNarbaiz Месяц назад +3

      Grammar police!
      Oops!
      🤔😉😀😃

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +2

      How do the grammar police who did grow up in the 80's spell it? 🙄

    • @MadDragon75
      @MadDragon75 Месяц назад

      @@sherinameless1618 If you have to ask, it's obvious you can't sound out words, nor did you grown up in the 80's.
      If I were you, I'd think about your question before you ask one.
      Advice: Search Google for the word you're asking about.

  • @Pibealges
    @Pibealges Месяц назад +8

    I actually liked the Conga line joke! If I were a dog, I would do the same!

  • @FullOfBradells
    @FullOfBradells Месяц назад +3

    That Michael Vick joke was phenominal.

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 Месяц назад +4

    The most fun is watching Seth and Scollins interact this was delightful .. one of my favorite segments .. 😂😂

  • @Mathis37
    @Mathis37 Месяц назад +48

    That DJ Kalid joke is gold.

    • @actownsend7288
      @actownsend7288 Месяц назад +1

      He loves his damn life

    • @gorf13gmailcom
      @gorf13gmailcom Месяц назад +12

      I live in a cave, I didn't get it. I tried google, but no luck. Fill me in pls?

    • @HRHDaviaTheYounger
      @HRHDaviaTheYounger Месяц назад +2

      I never get these kinds of social references. I have never here of this that person. Oh well

    • @elisam.7426
      @elisam.7426 Месяц назад

      It’s a reference to his stated refusal to give his wife oral sex, saying that the man is King and deserves whatever he wants, but women do not.

    • @een_schildpad
      @een_schildpad Месяц назад

      DJ Khalid expressed at one point how he refuses to "lick the bean" with his partners. To "slurp the clam" you might say. He says he'd never "smooch the cooch" if ya know what I mean.
      Hence why he'd say "no" to "eating out" after getting his paycheck.

  • @PahzWatchesYouTube
    @PahzWatchesYouTube Месяц назад +23

    Spring is in the air in the Midwest... we got four inches of snow today (so far).

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 Месяц назад +6

      Must be in Eastern Wisconsin.

    • @XZITT
      @XZITT Месяц назад

      There's no change in global weather . It's a hoax, and the earth is flat.

    • @PahzWatchesYouTube
      @PahzWatchesYouTube Месяц назад +4

      @@christopherweise438 South central, but one of my daughters lives in Eastern WI, I assume they got more snow than we did.

    • @OliveDasi
      @OliveDasi Месяц назад +3

      We got over a foot of snow last week and 2 inches yesterday. It's more snow than we got in all of February. I love spring!

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 Месяц назад +2

      @@PahzWatchesRUclips - Yea....I'm in Eau Claire, and i won't even have to brush off my car this morning.

  • @rocketreindeer
    @rocketreindeer Месяц назад +2

    The doggy conga line joke was hilarious. Not cuz of the death, but because they were all so happy and all, "arf! Yarph!"

  • @JaTjr32
    @JaTjr32 Месяц назад +3

    Scollins looks so nice and normal. This is shattering the tank topped image of him that I know and love. Or something.

  • @TMercan31
    @TMercan31 Месяц назад +47

    Omg the pure joy on Seth's face - I'M so glad Scollins was there today too!
    BTW - when did Scollins get good looking? Is it truly just that horrific tank top?

    • @lenore8767
      @lenore8767 Месяц назад +13

      Right? Dude lookin good in sleeves!

    • @stefanieohrt6696
      @stefanieohrt6696 Месяц назад +3

      Oh thank goodness it’s not just me lol. I was like holy dang scrolling is hot what?

  • @ianmatthewkline8279
    @ianmatthewkline8279 Месяц назад +6

    Scollins' reaction lmao😅

  • @tubabelle
    @tubabelle Месяц назад +4

    I loved everything about that surprise inspection. keep showing us random banter between Seth and his writers, I adore them!

  • @robkoper841
    @robkoper841 Месяц назад +5

    Next time, just get Scollins to use his new catchphrase:
    POMERANTZ!
    #POMERANTZ #SurpriseInspection #JackalNation

  • @lunazinsights4152
    @lunazinsights4152 Месяц назад +13

    Thank you Seth and team for all your hard work, been following since covid times and this helped a lot during that time. Love from South Africa

  • @madiantin
    @madiantin Месяц назад +7

    10:30. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! I had to stop the video and come type this I was laughing so hard.
    Scollins looks *way* too respectable to come up with his on the edge hilarious jokes.
    Edit: Hahaha! his reaction to being told the dog conga line joke was coming up. =D

  • @bfgivmfith
    @bfgivmfith Месяц назад +5

    I am all about that Michael Vick Dogs in a Conga line joke!

  • @tat2mommie
    @tat2mommie Месяц назад +10

    Scollins jokes are the best. I have the same twisted sense of humor, so I not only laughed, but laughed embarrassingly loud at these. 😂

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH Месяц назад +44

    Thank you for the conversation with Julie Andrews. It made my day! I love starting my Tuesdays with your podcast. ❤

  • @DaneRobertsMSP
    @DaneRobertsMSP Месяц назад +4

    I commented on Jan 9 that I wanted an “Oops All Scollins Jokes” spin-off. And it came true! I hope I can take some of the blame for inspiring it.

  • @winelaterpress
    @winelaterpress Месяц назад +7

    Why does watching Scollins on the side make me smile? And now I understand why Seth uses a very unflattering pic of him because Scollins -- kinda hot. ❤

  • @peanutbutter3543
    @peanutbutter3543 Месяц назад +3

    SETH
    DO Dad Jokes!!! a segment for dads
    awwww

  • @sethherrington350
    @sethherrington350 Месяц назад +71

    That really got my hopes up thanks Seth...

    • @SRowntree
      @SRowntree Месяц назад +11

      Given the gullibility of his followers, they probably still believe it

    • @gorillasgotit4943
      @gorillasgotit4943 Месяц назад

      How can you not support Trump against the globalists?

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 Месяц назад +6

      No way I'm still holding out for "Trump suffers massive coronary before election"

    • @bcx1138
      @bcx1138 Месяц назад +1

      I kno!!!

    • @nmkc_auriemma
      @nmkc_auriemma Месяц назад +1

      I know right 😂

  • @JamesMattJohn
    @JamesMattJohn Месяц назад +9

    I'm a native Seattlite and I'm genuinely interested to know who on the staff told Seth that Western Washington University is known as the stoner University.

    • @justlookin61
      @justlookin61 Месяц назад

      Is it? Graduated mid 80's...didn't seem like that to me. But I pro'ly wouldn't have known if it were! 😇 But seriously, my alma mater finally gets some national attention...and *this* is what it's for? 🙄🤪

  • @dorindafulton
    @dorindafulton Месяц назад +10

    I always love the inspection jokes 🤣🤣🤣 GO SCOLLINS!! 🐾🐾🐾🐕🐶👍👍💪💪🤗🥰

  • @podracer35
    @podracer35 Месяц назад +4

    The real shocker of this segment is that Scollins isn't in a tank top.

  • @Bobalicious
    @Bobalicious Месяц назад +16

    They're in the building!

  • @Neyshtradamus
    @Neyshtradamus Месяц назад +19

    Don’t show Scollins on camera anymore it humanizes him too much 😅

  • @darktoylord
    @darktoylord Месяц назад +4

    Spring is in the air but I guess we are getting snow in Mass tomorrow. I refuse to believe it and I am NOT putting the plow back on the truck. We will just stay inside until it melts 🤣🤣

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 Месяц назад +2

    the "oops, all Scollins!" sub-segment was well needed!

  • @delta5297
    @delta5297 Месяц назад +280

    Correction: at least one of your writers does watch this segment, because you're talking to him and your cameraman is showing him there in the room.

    • @chazzanschutz6096
      @chazzanschutz6096 Месяц назад +11

      Heh, not the first time it has happened. (Nor hopefully the last.).

    • @unique_2
      @unique_2 Месяц назад +24

      You can lead a Scollins to taping but you can't make him watch

    • @cjackson3479
      @cjackson3479 Месяц назад

      I second this.

    • @bignazty114
      @bignazty114 Месяц назад +7

      Ok jackal

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 Месяц назад +2

      Ever notice Don is ALWAYS frowning? Been doing it for years. Perhaps a defense mechanism (scared cause know he’s not popular) OR he’s angry all the time. Pity.

  • @mserinlannalibrarian6486
    @mserinlannalibrarian6486 Месяц назад +5

    How did you get Julie Andrews on your podcast?!?!?!?!?!?! I will now have to listen to this. LoL

  • @ThegreatMizuti777
    @ThegreatMizuti777 Месяц назад +3

    I really appreciate the extend to which you involve your writers and your team in bits and segments like these, it's a lot of fun, very unique in the late show landscape and speaks to a great environment :)

  • @lawrencef4356
    @lawrencef4356 Месяц назад +3

    I love this bit ..his writers so good !! 😂

  • @Ajbolt89
    @Ajbolt89 Месяц назад +4

    The second Seth said "and that includes my writers" I said out loud "Oh, yes!"

  • @pierbelizaire1495
    @pierbelizaire1495 Месяц назад +7

    Now this is the kind of workplace harassment I can get behind.

  • @shelbywood4185
    @shelbywood4185 Месяц назад +2

    SCollins response to “the dog conga line” was hilarious when Seth announced he would say it. He was like oh goodness 😅yeah why not dig my hole a little deeper lol great work team - always keep it entertaining and push the envelope!

  • @jgar9147
    @jgar9147 Месяц назад +4

    OMG, not Scollins looking all cute, arms folded, leaning on the wall, and smiling mischievously. Terrible jokes, but super cute face!