Trump Gives Himself "Honest Don" Nickname

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @paulj8539
    @paulj8539 10 месяцев назад +133

    "I'm a little despot, tall but stout
    Here is my toupe, here is my pout.
    When i lose my money, then I shout:
    "Vladdy?, Elon? Help me out!"

  • @Steve-gc5nt
    @Steve-gc5nt 10 месяцев назад +68

    Don the Con suits him so much better.

    • @opalined
      @opalined 10 месяцев назад

      He checks off every sign of being a sociopath. It is terrifying. Before anyone jumps on me, look it up.

  • @ABCM70
    @ABCM70 10 месяцев назад +256

    “Honest Don” and “Truth”Social 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Max_Mustermann
      @Max_Mustermann 10 месяцев назад +25

      He probably got his inspiration from the Soviet newspaper "Pravda", which when translated means "Truth".

    • @macsmith2013
      @macsmith2013 10 месяцев назад +23

      The saddest thing is, tens of millions of people actually believe him.

    • @surfwriter8461
      @surfwriter8461 10 месяцев назад +31

      @@macsmith2013 It's beyond sad. It's disturbing, disgusting and a sign of deep crisis in our nation when so many support such a loathsome demagogue, criminal and traitor.

    • @macsmith2013
      @macsmith2013 10 месяцев назад

      @@surfwriter8461 Yeah. People often say Trump was the reason for all that, while I think he was only a catalyst for what was already underneath the surface, comparable to Germany in the 1930.
      Hitler didn't just snap his finger and made everyone a Nazi, this has been brewing since the end of WW1, Hitler gave it a face and an enemy to direct the latent anger at.
      We all know the rest.

    • @DrDeathpwnsu
      @DrDeathpwnsu 10 месяцев назад +9

      Reminds me of 1984's the ministry of "love," which is what we can expect if he is elected again.

  • @tejanoj3017
    @tejanoj3017 10 месяцев назад +331

    A candidate with 91 charges resulting in 4 indictments does not represent me. My country deserves better. No way defendant Trump gets my vote.

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 10 месяцев назад

      I guess that three of his charges will be dropped. TRUMP IS GUILTY OF ALL HE IS CHARGED WITH!

    • @Beatles__
      @Beatles__ 10 месяцев назад +1

      That’s called political persecution

    • @rabblewolf4851
      @rabblewolf4851 10 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@Beatles__
      No, it's called persuit of justice.

    • @emgeeklees
      @emgeeklees 10 месяцев назад

      ​​@@Beatles__Why is almost every witness in every case a republican who worked for him? He's honest and they're all compromised? Don't be naive.

    • @anneteefah4857
      @anneteefah4857 10 месяцев назад

      @@Beatles__ we get it... you love rapists and traitors. So much in common?

  • @agolftwittler1223
    @agolftwittler1223 10 месяцев назад +260

    Dishonest Don waddled into a bar............
    .........and lowered it 😂

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP 10 месяцев назад +14

      👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿😂😂😂

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 10 месяцев назад +25

      @@RankinMsP Inmate P01135809 shuffled into a bar.
      He was carrying a duck under his right arm.
      The bartender: "Hey, you can't bring that pig with you in here."
      The inmate: "But it's not a pig, it's a duck."
      The bartender: "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 10 месяцев назад +8

      You dropped this... 🏆! 😂😂💯

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@Toywins Thank you.
      Been looking for it 😎👍

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@Toywins Someone accidentally informed inmate P01135809 that vegetarians actually eat vegetables.
      So now he is scared witless whenever he sees a humanitarian 😂

  • @Wmmartinez-g9j
    @Wmmartinez-g9j 10 месяцев назад +25

    One of the things they look at when giving you a Security Clearance is your financial background and I have known people who have had their TS/SCI revoked because of bankruptcy, they feel that it makes you vulnerable to blackmailing I can't imagine what a Security Risk and nightmare tRumps is

  • @hwrdgrn
    @hwrdgrn 10 месяцев назад +318

    Dishonest Don has a much better ring to it, and sticks better.

    • @brianmcsorley3229
      @brianmcsorley3229 10 месяцев назад

      So be it ! Dishonest Donny Demento !

    • @paulmilke7324
      @paulmilke7324 10 месяцев назад +4

      So good...

    • @questforbalance
      @questforbalance 10 месяцев назад +5

      Need this out there

    • @fatroberto3012
      @fatroberto3012 10 месяцев назад +16

      Don the Con has a nice ring.
      His cell mate Big Ethel says so.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 10 месяцев назад +9

      Defendant don!

  • @JonyRotten
    @JonyRotten 10 месяцев назад +134

    🤣I support the nickname with an addition: "Honest Don, the Lying Con"

    • @helenak.5762
      @helenak.5762 10 месяцев назад +5

      😂

    • @SueMrak
      @SueMrak 10 месяцев назад +3

      You need IS in there... Honest Don IS a lying con😂😂😂😂

    • @JeffMountainPicker
      @JeffMountainPicker 10 месяцев назад

      I'll call him Dishonest Don, the fat orange con...

    • @rabblewolf4851
      @rabblewolf4851 10 месяцев назад +4

      Honest, Don is a con.

    • @tonnyangkawan2168
      @tonnyangkawan2168 10 месяцев назад +3

      So, Con Don is better don't you think?

  • @bharatchovhan6471
    @bharatchovhan6471 10 месяцев назад +67

    Dishonest Don is the correct name 😂😂😂😂

    • @anonymous-ts5ih
      @anonymous-ts5ih 10 месяцев назад +1

      Dumb Donny

    • @brianmcsorley3229
      @brianmcsorley3229 10 месяцев назад

      Dishonest Donny Demento !

    • @vstarr77
      @vstarr77 10 месяцев назад +4

      It’s been Don the Con for years. And he hates that name.

    • @rt8hll
      @rt8hll 10 месяцев назад +2

      Diaper Don

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew 10 месяцев назад +80

    Since when do former presidents get to "own" classified documents? And from under what rock does Trump find such crummy lawyers?

    • @StevenBee-t9d
      @StevenBee-t9d 10 месяцев назад +3

      He thinks they're his. Even after all that time in office Donnie still thought being president meant he owned the country.

    • @twoninetwosevenone
      @twoninetwosevenone 10 месяцев назад

      Since when ??? Since forever !!! It's just that Trumpy is the only one to figure that out. ((( him being smarter than all the other presidents ((( and selected tyrants ))) put together )))

  • @cicalinarrot
    @cicalinarrot 10 месяцев назад +1047

    If "Trump's nickname, 6 letters, ends in ST" were on my crosswords, I'd say the missing letters would be RAPI.

    • @kristinfinke5844
      @kristinfinke5844 10 месяцев назад +78

      I had to make up a name for him, since there wasn't one...
      In"fuhrer"ating"!

    • @joshborcherding9214
      @joshborcherding9214 10 месяцев назад +87

      If it were 7 letters, it would definitely be FASCI…

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 10 месяцев назад +34

      Wow....the 3 comments above mine r GREAT🤔🤔🙂😂

    • @FullersDuck
      @FullersDuck 10 месяцев назад +61

      Not forgetting RACI...

    • @abstrusepaladin
      @abstrusepaladin 10 месяцев назад +36

      ​@@FullersDuckSometimes a crossword has two valid answers :)

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 10 месяцев назад +36

    More like Dishonest Don. It's catchier and much more accurate.

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 10 месяцев назад +147

    He's not welcome in Australia. During 1986-7 the state of NSW in Australia asked for bids to build the first casino in Sydney. Four groups submitted bids for the lucrative project. Cabinet papers declassified 30 years later revealed that the Trump bid was rejected after NSW State Police reported that the Trump mafia connections and financial unviability made their bid undesirable.
    It also said his ties to organised crime was obvious.

  • @jcoopes5604
    @jcoopes5604 10 месяцев назад +65

    He stole Lincoln’s nickname! He can’t find anything original!
    Never again!

    • @rabblewolf4851
      @rabblewolf4851 10 месяцев назад +3

      A lot like Intellectual property theft, something Don has in common with certain countries.

    • @Imagine-JL
      @Imagine-JL 10 месяцев назад

      Never in the first place

    • @chelseaclerke3582
      @chelseaclerke3582 10 месяцев назад

      Even "Make America Great Again" was stolen from Reagan.

  • @MilkieMouse
    @MilkieMouse 10 месяцев назад +257

    How a man so flagrantly dishonest can dare to make that claim without a downright biblical response is a personal failing on all of us.

    • @stefanschleps8758
      @stefanschleps8758 10 месяцев назад +8

      Do you remember where the torches and pitchforks are?

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 10 месяцев назад +17

      "The final key to the way I promote is bravado, I play to people's fantasies."
      "People may not always think big themselves, but they can get very excited by those who do."
      "That is why a little hyperbole never hurts."
      "People want to think that something is the biggest, the greatest and the most spectacular."
      Donald John Trump verbatim, 1987.

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 10 месяцев назад +5

      The definition of "hyperbole" according to Merriam Webster:
      Extravagant exaggerations (such as "mile-high ice-cream cones")
      Or in other words, blatant lies.

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 10 месяцев назад +9

      "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish."
      Proverbs 19:9 KJV

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 10 месяцев назад +15

      Dishonest Don stumbled into a bar..........
      ..............and lowered it 😂

  • @nikkibaderdeen1789
    @nikkibaderdeen1789 10 месяцев назад +23

    You've got a stoner jackal here, and this correction is more about what the superintendent of the New Orleans Police department said. The mice may be eating the weed, but it's not likely getting them high. In order to get the "high" feeling from just eating the buds, it has to be decarboxylated. Its the process of activating the compounds in your cannabis, so you can feel those psychoactive feels. This process happens when you light the weed on fire and inhale the smoke. But in the case of being eaten, it would at least need to be baked in the oven at 220-240 degrees for 30-45 minutes first in order to cause any "high" feelings.
    The more you know 🌟

    • @gadams8160
      @gadams8160 10 месяцев назад

      Exactly.

    • @nikkibaderdeen1789
      @nikkibaderdeen1789 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@jrojala I don't think it really has anything to do with digestive systems. The cannabinoids are not active until they are decarbed, so they are simply not there to be absorbed. So no psychoactive feelings.

    • @stephenkennedy8305
      @stephenkennedy8305 10 месяцев назад

      Watt??????? I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear.

    • @gadams8160
      @gadams8160 10 месяцев назад

      Did you know that if you hold a banana to your ear you can hear a monkey say "Hello? Hello?"@@stephenkennedy8305

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm 10 месяцев назад

      🌈⭐️

  • @Sylvia_Rider
    @Sylvia_Rider 10 месяцев назад +101

    shades of Nixon's "I am not a crook"

    • @PatGreasley
      @PatGreasley 10 месяцев назад +3

      Along with Nixon's: "... when the president does it - it is not illegal..."!

    • @wabbajack2
      @wabbajack2 10 месяцев назад

      When the former president says it, it's not a lie. UNLESS IT'S OBAMA OR CLINTON. Or George Bush if it's not nice to me.

    • @opalined
      @opalined 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@wabbajack2I don't think anyone argues that presidents never lie. Bill Clinton lied under oath and deserved to go through impeachment. As a liberal I want our leaders to be held accountable. The amount of lying, under oath or otherwise, that Trump engaged in while in the office is unprecedented. Any responsible news report had to have a fact checker to point out and correct all of the lies he told.

  • @bettinadewoof3309
    @bettinadewoof3309 10 месяцев назад +63

    “Honest Don”? Seriously? That’s like calling Jeffery Dahmer “Chef Jeff”. Pathetic.

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 10 месяцев назад

      The brain/mind plus fear.

    • @cybercop0083
      @cybercop0083 10 месяцев назад +3

      No, it’s not. Dahmer most likely had culinary expertise to justify ‚chef‘.

    • @jjlongiii
      @jjlongiii 10 месяцев назад

      😅😂🤣

  • @vexxama
    @vexxama 10 месяцев назад +182

    Literally back pedals everytime a statement of his is later proven false
    “I’m totally honest, just let me know what you currently know so I can adjust my story”

    • @akaimizu1
      @akaimizu1 10 месяцев назад +18

      There's been plenty of times, he's doubled down, AFTER his statements were demonstratively proven false. He kind of infected a good portion of the party, he joined and effectively took over, to follow suit.

    • @griggbaylee5808
      @griggbaylee5808 10 месяцев назад +9

      I’m wondering how his results would look like from a polygraph 😂

    • @pauldionne1665
      @pauldionne1665 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂 Perhaps Former and President Biden should have a LIVE test😂😂😂​@@griggbaylee5808

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@griggbaylee5808...CALL THE FIRE DEPT....the needle would jump off the machine and burst in2 flames😂😂😂🤪🤪

    • @anettanewport8514
      @anettanewport8514 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@griggbaylee5808Trump is a psychopath. To psychopaths lying is easy and comfortable. Therefore, Trump could easily fool a polygraph.

  • @MargoWoodmansee
    @MargoWoodmansee 10 месяцев назад +163

    A sickening and disgusting person is getting away with treason

    • @rancher12121
      @rancher12121 10 месяцев назад +1

      did your therapist tell you to write that?

    • @anneteefah4857
      @anneteefah4857 10 месяцев назад

      Because he filled the supreme court with traitors.

    • @CQ-369
      @CQ-369 10 месяцев назад +9

      Dirty Don, the Russian con.😂

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@rancher12121Putin told you to write that phony question ...

    • @Beatles__
      @Beatles__ 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah ik and he is in office right now

  • @stepheng1523
    @stepheng1523 10 месяцев назад +32

    Back home we actually did have an Honest Don's pawn shop lol

  • @peterharley8408
    @peterharley8408 10 месяцев назад +10

    Love the line about seeing the new green frappucino on sidewalks Monday morning.

  • @fuzzy6006
    @fuzzy6006 10 месяцев назад +33

    "Honest Don"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @adamhbrennan
    @adamhbrennan 10 месяцев назад +18

    Demanding “total impunity” for any/all lawbreaking is a hallmark of honesty…

    • @tripsaplenty1227
      @tripsaplenty1227 10 месяцев назад

      funny this is when trump demands immunity he is arguing President Joe Biden has the legal right to order the killing of citizen donald trump. donnie t is very short sighted.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 10 месяцев назад +306

    New Orleans rats pull a heist? Against the cops?!? WHILE HIGH?!?!?!?!?!
    There you go, Pixar. Your next musical hit's scene is set!

    • @shigekax
      @shigekax 10 месяцев назад +7

      Pixar doesn't make musicals

    • @dkevans
      @dkevans 10 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@shigekaxPixar says, "Hold my beer."

    • @shigekax
      @shigekax 10 месяцев назад

      @jamesrowden303 Paris is fake
      Source : i'm french

    • @bardsamok9221
      @bardsamok9221 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@shigekaxhe said 'musical hit', ie: music. Yes they make music.

    • @paulparker4240
      @paulparker4240 10 месяцев назад +11

      'Ratatouille' on the skids after his Paris restaurant closed down after Covid!

  • @devon1899
    @devon1899 10 месяцев назад +29

    If anything these trials should be expedited BECAUSE he's running for president! The dates should be pushed up so we can conclude these trials before he can potentially become president.

  • @boonnathan
    @boonnathan 10 месяцев назад +51

    Corrections must live on.

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 10 месяцев назад +16

    "Honest Don" sounds like something Don Corleone's publicist would invent.

    • @judithbecker564
      @judithbecker564 10 месяцев назад +2

      The DONfather

    • @cybercop0083
      @cybercop0083 10 месяцев назад +1

      For all we know, Vito Corleone WAS rather honest though.

  • @aztn19
    @aztn19 10 месяцев назад +41

    Didn’t Wally accidentally call this a couple months ago on A Closer Look, when he miswrote on a cue card: “Trump sold classified documents” instead of “Trump stole classified documents”?
    I guess Wally was really onto something…😮🤷🏾‍♂️😅

    • @deannamarie9747
      @deannamarie9747 10 месяцев назад +6

      Wally is definitely underpaid

    • @deannamarie9747
      @deannamarie9747 10 месяцев назад +7

      Also i really figured the lat/long reference would’ve been like 30 rock or a sub museum, but it’s legitimately between Russia and Alaska, so wouldn’t it be hilarious if you were really really close

  • @jopatice6631
    @jopatice6631 10 месяцев назад +16

    Nicknames are given by others, not yourself. 😂

  • @nbbim2012
    @nbbim2012 10 месяцев назад +26

    Someone really made use of the writers' strike with major impressions camp training 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cathybannister4149
    @cathybannister4149 10 месяцев назад +8

    To be fair to Anthony Pratt, he has already reported this information to authorities. It was all over the news last October. He also said that Trump had gleefully shared this information with at least 45 other people in the room.

  • @vonneely1977
    @vonneely1977 10 месяцев назад +163

    Don't say "Honest Don" while I'm drinking pop, dammit. Now I've got foam in my nostrils.

    • @creameedwards9518
      @creameedwards9518 10 месяцев назад +10

      U said pop man it's crazy how in Texas it's coke Cali it's soda Midwest pop. I'm Appalachian born and bred and pop stuck here too. . . idk I'm bored man I'm sitting here coffee one hand blunt other and watching my man here .. hope u have a nice day.

    • @dergrimmigezwerg333
      @dergrimmigezwerg333 10 месяцев назад +8

      Lying in your own nickname... now that's the Don we know and despise.

    • @rohns2952
      @rohns2952 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@creameedwards9518"I don't want a large. I want a gaddam liter of cola!"

    • @nlwilson4892
      @nlwilson4892 10 месяцев назад +1

      What sort of pop, was it coke?

    • @blaze556922
      @blaze556922 10 месяцев назад +1

      I think it's adorable when people say pop. It's like soda, but for 5 year olds 😂

  • @sicktodeath0_0
    @sicktodeath0_0 10 месяцев назад +10

    “Honest Don”??? Sure, and “Little John” was a tiny little fella.😂

  • @jaymeejaymz
    @jaymeejaymz 10 месяцев назад +148

    That's like Dahmer calling himself Vegan Vick.

    • @diligentmindz
      @diligentmindz 10 месяцев назад +16

      But his name was Jeffrey. Vegan Jeff.

    • @micha-elframe8358
      @micha-elframe8358 10 месяцев назад +3

      😂

    • @PhillipArthur-yn2ld
      @PhillipArthur-yn2ld 10 месяцев назад +4

      Dahmer caught eating a leg of man, ,"Oh my God! You're a cannibal! Dahmer: "I'm a vegan I'm just not very good at it." 😂

    • @Sekusamu
      @Sekusamu 10 месяцев назад

      @@PhillipArthur-yn2ld He's a humanitarian.

    • @funkmonk5921
      @funkmonk5921 10 месяцев назад +2

      Or hitler saying “peaceful aldolf”

  • @KnockOut242
    @KnockOut242 10 месяцев назад +9

    Don the Con is HONEST??? 😂😂😂☠️

  • @spiceyhotpot
    @spiceyhotpot 10 месяцев назад +323

    Billionaires don't call themselves billionaires, geniuses don't call themselves geniuses, and honest people don't call themselves honest.

    • @xR0N1Nx
      @xR0N1Nx 10 месяцев назад +2

      Billionaires definitely call themselves Billionaires, grow up.

    • @macsmith2013
      @macsmith2013 10 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@xR0N1NxEven fake ones like "Honest Don"? 😂

    • @brandonwirtz2308
      @brandonwirtz2308 10 месяцев назад +7

      People with something special or unique-ish about themselves usually learn VERY early on that the nail that sticks out gets hammered.

    • @Scriber_420
      @Scriber_420 10 месяцев назад +10

      ​@xR0N1Nx grow up? Yes tRump grow up

    • @jansilverthorn777
      @jansilverthorn777 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@xR0N1NxNot always, I have a mega rich friend that blends in with the crowd. Some wealthy people have learned that displaying their wealth makes them a target.

  • @longcastle4863
    @longcastle4863 10 месяцев назад +10

    Dishonest Don has more of a ring to it. And has in its favor that it’s true.

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 10 месяцев назад +1

      and more alliterative.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 10 месяцев назад +67

    A 'Ho Nest', sure.. but 'Honest'? Nawwwww.

    • @myownheroisonlyme5721
      @myownheroisonlyme5721 10 месяцев назад

      Please @ me that way you can live up to that user name.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 10 месяцев назад

      Great come back....ho nest....😂😂😂😅😅😅🤤🤤🤤😵‍💫😵‍💫

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm 10 месяцев назад +1

      Wasn't that a private island owned by one of his former buddies?

  • @jackdancer7448
    @jackdancer7448 10 месяцев назад +5

    In Seattle years ago there was shop named "Reasonably Honest Dave's Used Appliances".

    • @lisadeak5723
      @lisadeak5723 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂Seriously?!?!

    • @geoffoconnor3487
      @geoffoconnor3487 10 месяцев назад

      I miss listening to A Prairie Home Companion on the radio here in Australia about Ralph’s Pretty Good Grocery and the good people of Lake Wobegon, Minnesota.

  • @diligentmindz
    @diligentmindz 10 месяцев назад +26

    Honest Don. He has such a great sense of humor! I mean, body odor!

  • @hibob418
    @hibob418 10 месяцев назад +10

    It’s like the guy on the bowling team they call Tiny. Is he ever tiny? No.
    Come on down today to Honest Don’s Payday Loans! Lowest interest rates this side of Detroit!
    We can’t be done with this guy soon enough.

  • @WindsEternal
    @WindsEternal 10 месяцев назад +580

    Trump, the King of Oxymorons

  • @davewebb9452
    @davewebb9452 10 месяцев назад +5

    The late Honest Ed Mirvish is a legend in Toronto. He was the long-time owner of a huge discount department store through which many of us less-affluent folk could furnish our kitchens and wardrobes. He is also the emblem of Toronto's theatre scene, financing the creation of theatres and acting troupes. An exception to your "Honest" nickname rule. (Yes, you could consider this a polite #correction, and I'd be honoured to be numbered among your jackals.)

  • @maximeprometheas
    @maximeprometheas 10 месяцев назад +14

    I just call him Dip$#!+ Don; I like the alliteration.

  • @precisiongrinder
    @precisiongrinder 10 месяцев назад +2

    That is a VERY passable “Cliffy” impression!! Well done!

  • @Dianalyn.C
    @Dianalyn.C 10 месяцев назад +93

    HonestDon=OXYMORON

    • @anntifurz
      @anntifurz 10 месяцев назад

      Just = moron I reckon!

  • @Boots_293
    @Boots_293 10 месяцев назад +4

    That pi joke was 10/10! Took me an extra second to get it but very well done!

  • @buch1224
    @buch1224 10 месяцев назад +14

    Got to chuckle when the flying Donald flew in for bacon

  • @c016smith52
    @c016smith52 10 месяцев назад +3

    Bernie and "I don't like the tapping sound!!" got me

  • @lorrieshigley3625
    @lorrieshigley3625 10 месяцев назад +35

    Don the Con, more like

    • @jewellmadden8624
      @jewellmadden8624 10 месяцев назад +4

      Yes, he has been known as "Don the Con" since at least the 80's.

  • @Slobberdog57
    @Slobberdog57 10 месяцев назад +9

    "Honest Don" about as believable as a cheap knock off Rolex

  • @bearsuitattack
    @bearsuitattack 10 месяцев назад +15

    I love that Seth's Nic Cage impression is an impression of Andy's impression

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 10 месяцев назад +6

    Honest Don is definitely a Little John style nickname.

  • @SubwaySweden
    @SubwaySweden 10 месяцев назад +13

    Honest Don must be the funniest thing I have heard this decade

    • @NiteshadeX2
      @NiteshadeX2 10 месяцев назад +2

      Arch enemy of Lyin' Abe

  • @catherine3904
    @catherine3904 10 месяцев назад +2

    Seth is brilliant! Always a guarantee for a laugh 🤣

  • @philipwhite397
    @philipwhite397 10 месяцев назад +15

    Please keep doing Corrections. All your stuff is awesome, Corrections though is the best

  • @Jacopopitaciu
    @Jacopopitaciu 10 месяцев назад +1

    This segments merge is much better than the standalone "closer look". The content and the comedy are always on top! Keep it up!

  • @picklerick_91
    @picklerick_91 10 месяцев назад +12

    i can’t believe we just smashed a monologue AND a closer look all in one… 😁

  • @Leunamex2
    @Leunamex2 10 месяцев назад +9

    My family calls him "the fecal matter"

  • @holdenmcgroin8699
    @holdenmcgroin8699 10 месяцев назад +14

    “Honest Don” lmao

  • @kaydee9358
    @kaydee9358 10 месяцев назад +4

    We made a pie for Pi Day - but we couldn't divide it equally. 😂

  • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
    @davidpumpkinsjr.5108 10 месяцев назад +26

    If you want to know if a man is honest, ask him. If he says "yes" then you know he's lying.

  • @damionrockwell2300
    @damionrockwell2300 10 месяцев назад +2

    You had me at 'telegraph' 😂

  • @rafidi22
    @rafidi22 10 месяцев назад +50

    No real estate salesman is honest

    • @markclipsham9199
      @markclipsham9199 10 месяцев назад

      My mom was - she did "OK", and was definitely the exception. I'm a consultant for clients buying real estate (among other things), the realtors do not like seeing me there.

  • @dangusus1132
    @dangusus1132 10 месяцев назад +4

    Honest Don… that’s ******* hilarious

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 10 месяцев назад +9

    The very idea that Spirit airlines has snacks and hot towels is laughable.

  • @joshuacole3278
    @joshuacole3278 10 месяцев назад +1

    As much as I always love a closer look, this may have been my all time favorite. I actually guffawed a times. To Seth and the entire staff, the hank you so much for always bringing us this absolutely apocalyptic news in a jovial manner

    • @s.pottedjackal
      @s.pottedjackal 10 месяцев назад

      It moves me that every time A Closer Look is on, one (1) commentator declares it "the best episode ever". Seth & Staff, you are well beloved 💕

  • @mrm7058
    @mrm7058 10 месяцев назад +59

    I stick with Dementia Don

  • @pateastman4468
    @pateastman4468 10 месяцев назад +1

    We saw photos of boxes being loaded out of the WH AND from Maralago to Bedminster.

  • @MECKENICALROBOT
    @MECKENICALROBOT 10 месяцев назад +8

    1:20 putting gold in the cracks is *kintsugi*

  • @jantjedoedelus8079
    @jantjedoedelus8079 10 месяцев назад +6

    Demented Don, Rambling Donald, Toddler Don, Tantrum Don. I prefer these far more.

  • @arguescreamholler
    @arguescreamholler 10 месяцев назад +10

    He needs to hold the bar to prevent tipping over.

    • @jadehamilton544
      @jadehamilton544 10 месяцев назад +2

      No, he's just trying to lower it.

    • @mayberelevant3237
      @mayberelevant3237 10 месяцев назад +2

      He looks like a toddler in his playpen 😂

  • @davidhogan5133
    @davidhogan5133 10 месяцев назад

    Brilliant.
    Speaking the truth. The whole truth. And nothin' but the truth.✌️😊👍

  • @mrpickles181
    @mrpickles181 10 месяцев назад +5

    So he wants to be called by his mafia name now. Thats probably the most honest thing he has said hahahaha

  • @scottmoyle879
    @scottmoyle879 10 месяцев назад +1

    “I don’t like the tapping sounds” 😆

  • @timmo971
    @timmo971 10 месяцев назад +7

    Is there any consecutive three words ever out of honest Dons mouth that hasn’t been a lie? Like ever?

    • @peter65zzfdfh
      @peter65zzfdfh 10 месяцев назад

      "I could shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters". There's a rare gem that reveals what he really thinks. Surrounded by lies so the people he's referring to don't realize how much he's playing them.

  • @user-Borgus
    @user-Borgus 10 месяцев назад

    That was truly priceless. Thank you, once again.

  • @scryingt
    @scryingt 10 месяцев назад +4

    Diaper Don is the one that sticks

  • @stevengilleyOU812
    @stevengilleyOU812 10 месяцев назад +2

    Seth’s impressions are really impressive!

  • @Justabadseed
    @Justabadseed 10 месяцев назад +5

    Honest Don is the name of a car salesman that sells you a car that's falling apart and has stolen organs in the trunk

  • @Ironic-Social-Phobia
    @Ironic-Social-Phobia 10 месяцев назад +2

    Graphics are on fire tonight, everything Seth's been hoping for..

  • @splendidcolors
    @splendidcolors 10 месяцев назад +48

    One of my neighbors is out on the sidewalk at 2 AM Pacific Time shouting drunkenly "Trump is getting his job back in November!"
    This is the neighbor who also goes around taunting our Black neighbors with the N-word, and yells about people changing her DNA.

    • @marybell3013
      @marybell3013 10 месяцев назад

      Shows how crazy and brainwashed and hateful trumpers can be

    • @joeds3775
      @joeds3775 10 месяцев назад +3

      Typical American ten.

    • @tracytaylor5115
      @tracytaylor5115 10 месяцев назад +8

      She sounds delightful.

    • @jansilverthorn777
      @jansilverthorn777 10 месяцев назад +10

      Nice neighbourhood. Let’s compare notes; where I live, the neighbours look out for each other. We put the next door garbage cans away when we return our own. We cut each others grass if needed, shovel snow in winter. Last year I had 21 grocery bags of fresh produce delivered to me (free). This is the ultimate in “community.” Ain’t ‘Murica grand?

    • @Trace-l7k
      @Trace-l7k 10 месяцев назад

      @@jansilverthorn777sounds like a commune.

  • @jnegron
    @jnegron 10 месяцев назад

    Love the Cheers impressions, lol, please do more of those!

  • @mr.pringle8466
    @mr.pringle8466 10 месяцев назад +6

    Honest Don.. is one of those ironic names like the 6'6" guy they call tiny..
    Even in his campaign ad.. he struggles to say.. HUMBLY.. like it hurts his big-a-brain to even say it.
    And I love he us such a narcissist, that his lawyers 100% tell him he doesn't have the authority to declassify nor are they "his".. and he's like "No, hey don't be rude.. you work for me, and that our defense, because its the truth!"

  • @01akqueen
    @01akqueen 10 месяцев назад +1

    Great show tonight, Seth! I think I heard you have a podcast with your brother? Do you have a podcast with your brother?

  • @rTodd-g8e
    @rTodd-g8e 10 месяцев назад +13

    Dumpy was selling Fake Shoes

    • @myownheroisonlyme5721
      @myownheroisonlyme5721 10 месяцев назад +3

      Fake shoes to stomp on "fake news" on very real phone screens. Gold is better as a decorative trim not the whole item. Those shoes wouldn't even look cool on a snowman. If your shoes look like the foil wrappers from fundraiser chocolates please try different shoes.

    • @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
      @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 10 месяцев назад +4

      Clown shoes.

    • @Helensrant
      @Helensrant 10 месяцев назад +4

      Looks like a pair of banged up gym shoes colored in by a kid with a gold glitter pen 😂

  • @sarahfredrickson2509
    @sarahfredrickson2509 10 месяцев назад +2

    If I had to testify in court as to whether I actually heard Trump talk about Eric snorkeling around, I would probably swear I did. Because Seth does Trump better than Trump does himself!! 😂

  • @UserNameWasCensored
    @UserNameWasCensored 10 месяцев назад +3

    The sub is right off the coast of Kamchatka (near Katyrka), if anyone was wondering...

  • @ZarlanTheGreen
    @ZarlanTheGreen 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love the utter ridiculousness (and sheer impossibility!), of having to go to the toilet, 3.14 times :D

  • @Bendalevlogs
    @Bendalevlogs 10 месяцев назад +3

    I know it was a joke but 'Honest Ed' was a genuinely good guy. He ran a department store in Toronto for 400 years, gave away millions of dollars in food over the years, free turkeys at thanksgiving and christmas.

  • @onemileprophet
    @onemileprophet 10 месяцев назад +1

    Why don't they show the play the recordings of Trump admitting he didnt declassify them while he was in office and the one where is he talking to someone about how the information is "Top Secret" and for whoever to "take a look".

  • @FistandFootMartialArts
    @FistandFootMartialArts 10 месяцев назад +13

    At some point, all his "motions filed" should be considered *"obstruction".*

  • @phelan_pt
    @phelan_pt 10 месяцев назад +1

    I think Graphics can be excused for any previous flubs and mistakes after putting the Orange Defendant flying after bacon smell cartoon style, it's hilarious 😂 it even cracked Seth up 😂

  • @SpeiderSchneider
    @SpeiderSchneider 10 месяцев назад +3

    New Yorkers have called him "Don the Con" for decades.

  • @tonik6123
    @tonik6123 10 месяцев назад +1

    Impressions camp is really paying off! 🎉❤ Don't let anybody tell you different 😅

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 10 месяцев назад +11

    Unfortunately, I'm forced to acknowledge the fact that Cliff Clavin would have been at the Capitol on the 6th.

  • @AlexBelethe
    @AlexBelethe 10 месяцев назад +2

    In cse anyone else was wondering, the coordinates on the submarine-coin is for a spot in the Bering Sea, between Russia and Alaska. (@13:00)

    • @jessthegardener
      @jessthegardener 10 месяцев назад

      I found it most interesting when I 'street viewed' it.

  • @Jr_2Sly
    @Jr_2Sly 10 месяцев назад +3

    Honest don …. Say Whaaattt ??? 😮😮😮

  • @crobine999
    @crobine999 10 месяцев назад +2

    I wish Seth would have been standing in the background of that picture of the constitution signing with that awkward expression he had a few weeks ago. 😂