I think he has put his morals asside for greed and faux power. If I through all my ancestors pain and suffering under the bus and pretend I am not black maybe I will get elected....pathetic and typical American, do anything to anyone as long as you get ahead.
Always super weird to see a black man advocate for the KKK party. Also weird when i meet non-hetero individuals who vote for the "kill all the gays" party.
I love how Chump can just suddenly melt all his words down into a slurry in the middle of a speech and his supporters are still like "No, thats fine. Totally not something anyone should look into. Not even gonna mention it." Frankly, I think we could all use that kind of support.
@@beershits9340Trump,is that you? You OK? Trump is in early dementia now, and it will be interesting and scary to see how far Repubs go to deny it as it worsens.
Did a text from a foreign buddy pop up on his teleprompter? 14:26 Bengali translation: re ruble durp ah = The ruble is far away What in the actual f@ck!?
@@vandal280 I think he did the stand up at new year's eve... It doesn't matter anyway. You see I live in Austria. So seeing a comedy special soon is as equal for me as seeing a full eclipse soon...
Saw him in November. Most of it was fairly tame jokes about his family life. He paced back and forth across the stage while staring at the floor. It was... low energy. Not a lot of engagement with the audience. He was obviously trying some new material.
Funny. Because as expected the democrat is found to be the ancestors of slave owners. I say "as expected", because anyone that knows history knows that lines up with the democrats slave trade days. They keep denying it but their DNA doesn't lie. They are now avoiding their families history by not taking tests like DNA, because they fear the result. 😅
'Scamming George Santos' is the ultimate textbook definition of 'irony'. HANG ON - sure it wasn't just him looking in the mirror before proving they DO steam up when you kiss them?
Thursday was Biden's State of the Union Address with a second House Speaker. Hopefully next year will be Biden's fourth State of the Union Address with his third House Speaker. VOE BLUE!
I want to know why would Republicans want to enact legislation to prevent Biden from giving a State of the Union address when they are so damned that Trump will win in November?
Late Night w/Seth Myers is dope AF as is Corrections which, being an engaging, edifying, hilarious Emmy Award-winning deeply worthwhile YT broadcast should absolutely continue in perpetuity. Seth, PLEASE: Corrections. Many more years worth.
Correction: Corrections didn't win an Emmy, it was only nominated (2 times i think). The people who give out the Emmy awards obviously have no clue what they are doing, otherwise this correction wouldn't have been necessary.
i've got to say, i love the whole informal vibe the show has settled into. involving the writing team, commenting on the jokes themselves, and leaving in the breaking during delivery are pretty genius moves. i guess there's more of the feeling of being a live audience member, i guess.
15:06 Hannity is always trying to lob him the easiest softballs, and Trump invariably whiffs the question while pretending it's a home run. It's like their own Abbott and Costello routine.
Seth's Tucker Carlson impersonation is spot on. Seth doesn't have the sound of Tucker Carlson's voice, but Seth's tone and timing of speech are perfectly Carlson.
Nibblin' * on sponge cake. Evidence of advanced stage Parrothead disease, when you mis-remember the lyrics to Margaritaville or are actually dependent on sponge cake for all your nutrition. 🤣
All we need is a debate where both of them have to READ the Declaration of Independence off of a teleprompter out loud. If you can't read, you can't be prez
The main thing I noticed about the State of The Union speech is that Biden would remark on how great America is, working together, where we're going and what we're doing, and Republicans wouldn't respond. It's like they don't know who they are or what they're doing.
Haha this is the fourth comment I've read guessing the exact same thing, it's definitely his style. In a team of writers there are always some who stand out, like how you can pretty much always tell when an SNL sketch was written by Sarah Sherman.
My family fought in the revolution! How do you think we could ever rebel against our country to try and form our own? The irony is thick as bacon greese in a fridge.
The graphics department got you again Seth. The parrot fever bit showed a scarlet McCaw. And my jackal heart beams, because that my dear friend, is an animal flub! Animal Flubs are Tight!
Apart from the fact that the whole idea of endorsements is utterly flawed, the endorsement of Trump by McConnell is just more evidence that McConnell has lost it.
Trump is what McConnell has been working towards for years. Republicans have wanted to overthrow democracy and install one of theirs as dictator for a long time. Part of the reason that they have been stuffing the courts for so long
Seth: The Oscar Meyer bit was priceless. I almost choked on my whiskey. Thanks for your perfect delivery of that one. "Made from the plant's buttholes". GREAT!!! We in Canaduh thought it was lips, eyelids and buttholes - but I guess plants don't have eyes or ears. Thanks Seth.
Key thing about what the polls show: Polls show what 0.4% (thats the latest response rate to polls) of Americans are aware of. That 0.4% is a sample of people who are stuck at home and have land lines.
@@brigitteking969 Jokes about old people doesn't automatically equate to ageism. And remember that good comedy only punches up, and it's hard to get much further up!
Yeah, not having president Bartlett is just unforgivable. Quick question, has Martin Sheen ever considered changing his name and then running for real??? I mean, if only so that he can be invited to the presidential debate.
Who was the reporter who asked McConnell the greatest question ever! Kudos! What was the answer?
Something like, "I will always support the Republican nominee...." 🙄
Translation: party before country.
@@mrvlsmrv Absolutely. Scarey😮
@@purplehummingbird7181 Got to be him!
@@purplehummingbird7181 Thanks!
The sheer idiocy of a black man advocating for fewer rights for specific groups.
Someone should remind Mark that a rising tide raises ALL boats.
I think he has put his morals asside for greed and faux power. If I through all my ancestors pain and suffering under the bus and pretend I am not black maybe I will get elected....pathetic and typical American, do anything to anyone as long as you get ahead.
But it’s cool if a white dude does it?..
Seth didn't finish the quote. The NC guy also mentioned "when black people swung from trees."
Always super weird to see a black man advocate for the KKK party.
Also weird when i meet non-hetero individuals who vote for the "kill all the gays" party.
So it’d be okay if he weren’t black…
I just woke up and that joke about plants' buttholes is giving me life. 😂😂
Tomorrow's a Closer Look:
The Man Arrested for Trying to Scam George Santos, Turns Out to be, George Santos.
There's no show tomorrow, watch Fallon or Maher instead
@@tambetott626oh 💩 😂
@@tambetott626 Nice try George Santos, trying to take the attention away from you
LOL 😆
😂😅 I was thinking the same
I love how Chump can just suddenly melt all his words down into a slurry in the middle of a speech and his supporters are still like "No, thats fine. Totally not something anyone should look into. Not even gonna mention it."
Frankly, I think we could all use that kind of support.
I'm more concerned that they're fine with that, but insist Biden is the one with dementia, just because he.... speaks slowly and clearly?
Re buh doog aahhh
@@beershits9340Trump,is that you? You OK?
Trump is in early dementia now, and it will be interesting and scary to see how far Repubs go to deny it as it worsens.
Did a text from a foreign buddy pop up on his teleprompter?
14:26 Bengali translation:
re ruble durp ah = The ruble is far away
What in the actual f@ck!?
Seth Going off script are one of my favourite parts of the whole show. I wish I could see him one day on stage, when he does a comedy special.
Isn't he doing a stand up thing with John Oliver? I'm probably wrong, but I'm not gonna look it up right now
@@vandal280 I think he did the stand up at new year's eve... It doesn't matter anyway. You see I live in Austria. So seeing a comedy special soon is as equal for me as seeing a full eclipse soon...
Saw him in November. Most of it was fairly tame jokes about his family life. He paced back and forth across the stage while staring at the floor. It was... low energy. Not a lot of engagement with the audience. He was obviously trying some new material.
Turns out that the man trying to scam George Santos was actually George Santos using another alias.
😂
His name was "Jorge Plantos", which seemed suspicious
I'm imagining one of his aliases actually taking on it's own form, like Rogers from American Dad.
😂😂@@dubsessed9790
😂😂
To be fair, Tucker didn't say which side his Revolutionary War relatives were on.
Right.
They probably weren't all sure about that, just like TukTuk.
Funny. Because as expected the democrat is found to be the ancestors of slave owners. I say "as expected", because anyone that knows history knows that lines up with the democrats slave trade days. They keep denying it but their DNA doesn't lie. They are now avoiding their families history by not taking tests like DNA, because they fear the result. 😅
I like that they put the monologue and closer look together. Better than the two separate videos like usual.
Don’t be a Mitch! Vote to keep *rump out!
Ha Ha.. You figure that out yourself with only a sixth grade education?
@@D-Boss-1958by 6th grade, even most american students can identify turtles when they see them.
😂😁
Or Rats.@@thomasneal9291
@@thomasneal9291Good o' Rigor Mortus Tortoise.
Hahahah! When the reporter was asking mitch about his sudden flip flop, I said "oof" seconds before Seth did lol.
The hot dog joke was pure Scollins 😂😂
Hot dogs are Lips AND A**holes, he forgot the lips ;) LOL
was thinking the same thing
I legit said out loud, “Hello, Scollins!”
Absolutely had to be him.
I don't get the plant joke lol please explain what I'm missing?
'Scamming George Santos' is the ultimate textbook definition of 'irony'. HANG ON - sure it wasn't just him looking in the mirror before proving they DO steam up when you kiss them?
Nah, that was when santos sued Kimmel for fraud! 😂😂
"The ironing is delicious" -Bart Simpson
Move on
@@ProudPapaJDj
oh, what a marvelous title for an only fans
Seth, you are awesome. Trump is a past tense person that doesn't give a damn about anybody.
Now if only a certain group of people would figure that out. He's the male version of Oprah.
@@LunaryxDiarmait
Does Oprah constantly complain that she is being persecuted FOR YOU!?
@@Scanner9631 Not sure, but she has brainwashed millions of people as well.
Love that you put the monologue with “Closer Look” 😃👏❤️
Seth's 2-minute non-stop recitation of Trump's track record was even more impressive when I learned that he had just eaten a soda cracker.
If I don't get my serves of micro plastics every day, how else am I supposed to be here 1000 years from now?
great point :)
Good one!
Thursday was Biden's State of the Union Address with a second House Speaker. Hopefully next year will be Biden's fourth State of the Union Address with his third House Speaker.
VOE BLUE!
I want to know why would Republicans want to enact legislation to prevent Biden from giving a State of the Union address when they are so damned that Trump will win in November?
President Biden, V.P. Harris and Speaker Hakeem Jeffries! #LFG!
oh i hope so... but I'm not terribly optimistic.
The butthole joke was the best monologue joke possibly... ever. Legit LOL'd by myself
Kari Lake also misspelled "losses" in that tweet.
"Symptoms of Parrot fever...". Excellent one.
Also came here to say that I thought parrot fever was good, I don't care what anyone thinks
That trailing “oh” when trump’s brain completely fritzed on him is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
I legit burst out laughing irl and I'm not one for laughing out of pettiness. That sound was just that absurd.
Please reveal the writer of the Oscar Mayer plant based hot dog joke during next week’s Corrections😂
It’s a perfect uncle/aunt joke!
Seth does the best Tucker Carlson 😂
Yes!! More monologues + closer looks!
The only thing that troubles me in this world at this moment is that George Santos' scammer didn't succeed.
Since it is a claim by Santos does the scammer even exist or is this Santos hiding money?
how is the scammer arrested so quickly? i thought it takes years for the justice department to act
Only if you have power.
Only when you're Santos or another Republican white person
Politicians have their own special time line.
Two different Justice systems.
Late Night w/Seth Myers is dope AF as is Corrections which, being an engaging, edifying, hilarious Emmy Award-winning deeply worthwhile YT broadcast should absolutely continue in perpetuity. Seth, PLEASE: Corrections. Many more years worth.
Hell yeah. Well said, internet stranger!
Correction: Corrections didn't win an Emmy, it was only nominated (2 times i think). The people who give out the Emmy awards obviously have no clue what they are doing, otherwise this correction wouldn't have been necessary.
@@Naryoril do Jackals pee in the woods!
I didn’t know that Tucker was related to Benedict Arnold. 😂 11:15
His ancestor was likely selling over priced low quality food to the soldiers (probably on both sides)
My favorite parts of Seth's monolog is when he loses it
Maybe Tucker Carlson should stop GUSHING about how wonderful Putin and Russia are if he doesn't want people to think he's stumping for Putin.
He acted like he was having a sexual experience when talking about the shopping carts in Russia.
How can anyone think he's for America after all that?
Someday a movie wil be made about the guys that scammed the scammer…maybe call it “The Stung”
When it came to imitating Tucker Carlson, Seth NAILED it!😂😂😂
"Plant butt-holes" is 👌 😂
Great monologue, Parrot bit had me crackering up!
i've got to say, i love the whole informal vibe the show has settled into. involving the writing team, commenting on the jokes themselves, and leaving in the breaking during delivery are pretty genius moves. i guess there's more of the feeling of being a live audience member, i guess.
11,780 votes. Put him under Leavenworth.
and of course "Just SAY you recalculated"
Just find me 11,700 votes, c’mon!
Mar-O-Whacko 👱⚖️👨🦲
I like the idea under Leavenworth
Fellas.
Seth eating Microplastics as a kid explains the existence of corrections. Moral of the story? Kids need their micro plastics
Omnomnom yummy micro plastics. Wait, I think that I hear some voice coming from what appears to be a portrait of a sea captain.
The Dean Phillips joke was top tier. 😂😂
15:06 Hannity is always trying to lob him the easiest softballs, and Trump invariably whiffs the question while pretending it's a home run. It's like their own Abbott and Costello routine.
Hanity says who's on first Trump says what 😂
No what's on second?
I don't know. THIRD BASE!
I love it when Seth cracks up at his jokes!
I was recently corrected on this - She hasn’t been Kate Middleton since her marriage to Prince William. It’s Catherine, Princess of Wales.
Technically didn't he give up husband title 😅 ?
I like having the monologue and closer look in the same video!
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
Trump says he hasn't decided yet but he just doesn't want to say he will support 0 weeks. A total ban on abortion.
Actually I think trump would prefer a -1 week ban = no contraceptive allowed too
He has said women should be punished for having abortions. It's on video.
Seth's Tucker Carlson impersonation is spot on. Seth doesn't have the sound of Tucker Carlson's voice, but Seth's tone and timing of speech are perfectly Carlson.
Livn’ on sponge cake, watchn’ the sun bake… that’s how you get parrot fever!!!
Nibblin' * on sponge cake.
Evidence of advanced stage Parrothead disease, when you mis-remember the lyrics to Margaritaville or are actually dependent on sponge cake for all your nutrition. 🤣
Every joke in the monologue was a banger
I love the combined news/Closer Look in one video!
I think the "Dune this again" joke at the beginning probably should have been in the Surprise Inspection segment.
Oh haven’t you heard Surprise Inspection has been folded into the monologue cf. also Scollins’ hot-dog anus joke
Jack Nicholson - President in Mars Attacks. “ Two out of three branches of government are still functioning and that ain’t bad.”
Nothing beats President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, though. He got all the electrolytes.
Arrested? He should be awarded!
Maybe it was Santos himself :)
All we need is a debate where both of them have to READ the Declaration of Independence off of a teleprompter out loud. If you can't read, you can't be prez
The main thing I noticed about the State of The Union speech is that Biden would remark on how great America is, working together, where we're going and what we're doing, and Republicans wouldn't respond. It's like they don't know who they are or what they're doing.
They know what they're doing. It's called treason.
Monolog and Closer look is a great new form of video! More of this please!
The guy turning his head to look for these celebrities at 12:43 , as if to say "Wait........does Donald Trump lie about stuff?" 😆
I've been referring to Ttump as Ttump ever since he tweeted that
Scollins wrote that 'plant's butt holes' jokes, didn't he?
Haha this is the fourth comment I've read guessing the exact same thing, it's definitely his style. In a team of writers there are always some who stand out, like how you can pretty much always tell when an SNL sketch was written by Sarah Sherman.
Cheez-it Ranch. The midwest rejoices!
My family fought in the revolution! How do you think we could ever rebel against our country to try and form our own?
The irony is thick as bacon greese in a fridge.
He didn't say what side they were on...but I can. As RED as tucker.
Awesome monologue.. Had me laughing out loud in this family car ride
Parrot joke was fantastic. Don't let anyone tell you different!
Love it Seth. Your Trump impersonation will never get old. It still has me laughing out loud today, Keep it up Seth, I love your show
Scamming George Santos. Those of you who've studied computer science know this concept as recursion.
Scamming George Santos. Those of you who've studied computer science know this concept as recursion.
Late Night crew leaves me dead most times. So spot on & freakin funny. Ty so much for keeping us laughing. Truly on top of their game
The graphics department got you again Seth. The parrot fever bit showed a scarlet McCaw. And my jackal heart beams, because that my dear friend, is an animal flub! Animal Flubs are Tight!
It is all in the Delivery and...
Seth, your delivery is Special.
Saltines.
Apart from the fact that the whole idea of endorsements is utterly flawed, the endorsement of Trump by McConnell is just more evidence that McConnell has lost it.
Trump is what McConnell has been working towards for years.
Republicans have wanted to overthrow democracy and install one of theirs as dictator for a long time.
Part of the reason that they have been stuffing the courts for so long
Thank you Seth, you make our lives better
Wait a minute you arrest someone for trying to scam a scammer?
Ironic, isn't it?
Yes it feels like one should just let nature take its course
The only reason im happy Tucker is back, is Seth's perfect impression!! 😂😂😂
Parrot Fever causes Bird Bane
Great show again! I really laughed so hard. I needed that Seth. Love you so bad! Iowa loves you.
That's a Macaw. Not a parrot 😂😂😂😂😂
Animal Flubs
That needs to go on Corrections 😊
Macaws are part of the parrot family. So are budgerigars. Quite the span!
Macaws are parrots. They are also birds.
@@JnFSouljah Macaws are parrots. They are also birds.
And avian dinosaurs
That was one of THE BEST segments younger done! Loved it!!!! You're my fav bybfar
You got me with the Parrot Fever joke 😂😂😂
Seth is so cute and an absolute pro when he makes a "mistake".
"I'd give money to be your age". Now is the winter of Trump's discontent.
Somebody should have yelled back "What money?!" 🤣
@@jerseyjoyride1316 😂😂
"I would pay so much money to be you instead of me right now" 😂😂😂
DON’T END CORRECTIONS
Man, That parrot fever bit exuded Corrections energy
Waiting for his podcast presentation now. Can not wait
I was waiting for the EGG PLANT emoji!
"Aroused...", at the end. Masterful!
McConnel's thoughts at that moment "errrrrh. I wan't to keep my job for now"
Seth: The Oscar Meyer bit was priceless. I almost choked on my whiskey. Thanks for your perfect delivery of that one. "Made from the plant's buttholes". GREAT!!! We in Canaduh thought it was lips, eyelids and buttholes - but I guess plants don't have eyes or ears. Thanks Seth.
You come at the Con you best not miss 😂😂😂😂
Thank you Seth
Key thing about what the polls show: Polls show what 0.4% (thats the latest response rate to polls) of Americans are aware of. That 0.4% is a sample of people who are stuck at home and have land lines.
I'm gonna guess Scollins for the plant hot dog joke. Made me bust out laughing!
Vote people, because they do! We, the people, need to do better!
Keep *rump out!
1:39 happy international womans day..
Funny to see trump climax after he says "Russia". 😅
Thank you for making me LMAO!! 🤣 😂👏🏻
At 65 years of age, I’m finally laughing at your jokes about old people
@terrencecitywide Why laugh at jokes about old people? Is racism funny? Is sexism? Ageism isn't funny either.
@@brigitteking969 Ok boomer.
@@brigitteking969 Jokes about old people doesn't automatically equate to ageism. And remember that good comedy only punches up, and it's hard to get much further up!
Yep, right there with you, so now I can relate to the humor of old people jokes.
Seth has always been top notch, in other words funny accurate as f...😂
Harrison Ford and Martin Sheen? Where the hell was Terry Crews?
Where was Kiefer Sutherland?!?!
"Jokes on you! I couldn't even get on the plane!"😂😅😂🎉❤
Yeah, not having president Bartlett is just unforgivable.
Quick question, has Martin Sheen ever considered changing his name and then running for real??? I mean, if only so that he can be invited to the presidential debate.
2:22 "features real cheese" 😂 real food is a feature of food now. Awesome.