Texas Man Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Scam George Santos

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

Комментарии • 1,1 тыс.

  • @daisydy5741
    @daisydy5741 9 месяцев назад +539

    Who was the reporter who asked McConnell the greatest question ever! Kudos! What was the answer?

    • @Denidrakes69
      @Denidrakes69 9 месяцев назад +90

      Something like, "I will always support the Republican nominee...." 🙄

    • @mrvlsmrv
      @mrvlsmrv 9 месяцев назад +148

      Translation: party before country.

    • @marjoriegarland2798
      @marjoriegarland2798 9 месяцев назад +37

      ​@@mrvlsmrv Absolutely. Scarey😮

    • @thomasmcginnis3783
      @thomasmcginnis3783 9 месяцев назад +26

      @@purplehummingbird7181 Got to be him!

    • @daisydy5741
      @daisydy5741 9 месяцев назад +18

      @@purplehummingbird7181 Thanks!

  • @ucheogwude2516
    @ucheogwude2516 9 месяцев назад +751

    The sheer idiocy of a black man advocating for fewer rights for specific groups.
    Someone should remind Mark that a rising tide raises ALL boats.

    • @chadjmoore
      @chadjmoore 9 месяцев назад

      I think he has put his morals asside for greed and faux power. If I through all my ancestors pain and suffering under the bus and pretend I am not black maybe I will get elected....pathetic and typical American, do anything to anyone as long as you get ahead.

    • @Razzle_Dazzle9
      @Razzle_Dazzle9 9 месяцев назад

      But it’s cool if a white dude does it?..

    • @MrAcuriteOf1337
      @MrAcuriteOf1337 9 месяцев назад +31

      Seth didn't finish the quote. The NC guy also mentioned "when black people swung from trees."

    • @ShuRugal
      @ShuRugal 9 месяцев назад

      Always super weird to see a black man advocate for the KKK party.
      Also weird when i meet non-hetero individuals who vote for the "kill all the gays" party.

    • @Razzle_Dazzle9
      @Razzle_Dazzle9 9 месяцев назад

      So it’d be okay if he weren’t black…

  • @abigruber
    @abigruber 9 месяцев назад +74

    I just woke up and that joke about plants' buttholes is giving me life. 😂😂

  • @malenotyalc
    @malenotyalc 9 месяцев назад +785

    Tomorrow's a Closer Look:
    The Man Arrested for Trying to Scam George Santos, Turns Out to be, George Santos.

    • @tambetott626
      @tambetott626 9 месяцев назад +3

      There's no show tomorrow, watch Fallon or Maher instead

    • @dash-underscore_name.
      @dash-underscore_name. 9 месяцев назад

      @@tambetott626oh 💩 😂

    • @karelzjinec
      @karelzjinec 9 месяцев назад +51

      @@tambetott626 Nice try George Santos, trying to take the attention away from you

    • @Keinapappa
      @Keinapappa 9 месяцев назад +19

      LOL 😆

    • @yrb5512
      @yrb5512 9 месяцев назад +15

      😂😅 I was thinking the same

  • @16letterd1
    @16letterd1 9 месяцев назад +104

    I love how Chump can just suddenly melt all his words down into a slurry in the middle of a speech and his supporters are still like "No, thats fine. Totally not something anyone should look into. Not even gonna mention it."
    Frankly, I think we could all use that kind of support.

    • @darklordofsword
      @darklordofsword 9 месяцев назад +1

      I'm more concerned that they're fine with that, but insist Biden is the one with dementia, just because he.... speaks slowly and clearly?

    • @beershits9340
      @beershits9340 9 месяцев назад +11

      Re buh doog aahhh

    • @Itried20takennames
      @Itried20takennames 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@beershits9340Trump,is that you? You OK?
      Trump is in early dementia now, and it will be interesting and scary to see how far Repubs go to deny it as it worsens.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 9 месяцев назад +2

      Did a text from a foreign buddy pop up on his teleprompter?
      14:26 Bengali translation:
      re ruble durp ah = The ruble is far away
      What in the actual f@ck!?

  • @simoneofcourse1867
    @simoneofcourse1867 9 месяцев назад +146

    Seth Going off script are one of my favourite parts of the whole show. I wish I could see him one day on stage, when he does a comedy special.

    • @vandal280
      @vandal280 9 месяцев назад +2

      Isn't he doing a stand up thing with John Oliver? I'm probably wrong, but I'm not gonna look it up right now

    • @simoneofcourse1867
      @simoneofcourse1867 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@vandal280 I think he did the stand up at new year's eve... It doesn't matter anyway. You see I live in Austria. So seeing a comedy special soon is as equal for me as seeing a full eclipse soon...

    • @MishaFoomin
      @MishaFoomin 9 месяцев назад +1

      Saw him in November. Most of it was fairly tame jokes about his family life. He paced back and forth across the stage while staring at the floor. It was... low energy. Not a lot of engagement with the audience. He was obviously trying some new material.

  • @tenzhitihsien888
    @tenzhitihsien888 9 месяцев назад +323

    Turns out that the man trying to scam George Santos was actually George Santos using another alias.

    • @angelikalindenau943
      @angelikalindenau943 9 месяцев назад +12

      😂

    • @dubsessed9790
      @dubsessed9790 9 месяцев назад +18

      His name was "Jorge Plantos", which seemed suspicious

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 9 месяцев назад +6

      I'm imagining one of his aliases actually taking on it's own form, like Rogers from American Dad.

    • @yobets5225
      @yobets5225 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂@@dubsessed9790

    • @yobets5225
      @yobets5225 9 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂

  • @CanItAlready
    @CanItAlready 9 месяцев назад +199

    To be fair, Tucker didn't say which side his Revolutionary War relatives were on.

    • @AccelerateYourSuccess
      @AccelerateYourSuccess 9 месяцев назад +4

      Right.

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 9 месяцев назад +2

      They probably weren't all sure about that, just like TukTuk.

    • @moonpie2637
      @moonpie2637 8 месяцев назад

      Funny. Because as expected the democrat is found to be the ancestors of slave owners. I say "as expected", because anyone that knows history knows that lines up with the democrats slave trade days. They keep denying it but their DNA doesn't lie. They are now avoiding their families history by not taking tests like DNA, because they fear the result. 😅

  • @terrywayne9119
    @terrywayne9119 9 месяцев назад +17

    I like that they put the monologue and closer look together. Better than the two separate videos like usual.

  • @jcoopes5604
    @jcoopes5604 9 месяцев назад +468

    Don’t be a Mitch! Vote to keep *rump out!

    • @D-Boss-1958
      @D-Boss-1958 9 месяцев назад +1

      Ha Ha.. You figure that out yourself with only a sixth grade education?

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 9 месяцев назад +30

      @@D-Boss-1958by 6th grade, even most american students can identify turtles when they see them.

    • @marjoriegarland2798
      @marjoriegarland2798 9 месяцев назад +6

      😂😁

    • @D-Boss-1958
      @D-Boss-1958 9 месяцев назад

      Or Rats.@@thomasneal9291

    • @Rattus-Norvegicus
      @Rattus-Norvegicus 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@thomasneal9291Good o' Rigor Mortus Tortoise.

  • @shawnanderson4283
    @shawnanderson4283 9 месяцев назад +17

    Hahahah! When the reporter was asking mitch about his sudden flip flop, I said "oof" seconds before Seth did lol.

  • @rodneystevenson4057
    @rodneystevenson4057 9 месяцев назад +67

    The hot dog joke was pure Scollins 😂😂

    • @eece95776
      @eece95776 9 месяцев назад

      Hot dogs are Lips AND A**holes, he forgot the lips ;) LOL

    • @dantana5774
      @dantana5774 9 месяцев назад +2

      was thinking the same thing

    • @lpres5419
      @lpres5419 9 месяцев назад

      I legit said out loud, “Hello, Scollins!”

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx 9 месяцев назад +1

      Absolutely had to be him.

    • @corytracy4066
      @corytracy4066 9 месяцев назад

      I don't get the plant joke lol please explain what I'm missing?

  • @daveroche6522
    @daveroche6522 9 месяцев назад +194

    'Scamming George Santos' is the ultimate textbook definition of 'irony'. HANG ON - sure it wasn't just him looking in the mirror before proving they DO steam up when you kiss them?

    • @ProudPapaJD
      @ProudPapaJD 9 месяцев назад +5

      Nah, that was when santos sued Kimmel for fraud! 😂😂

    • @MrAmtrak207
      @MrAmtrak207 9 месяцев назад +3

      "The ironing is delicious" -Bart Simpson

    • @RobShultz-o9l
      @RobShultz-o9l 9 месяцев назад

      Move on

    • @RobShultz-o9l
      @RobShultz-o9l 9 месяцев назад

      @@ProudPapaJDj

    • @kcbowman4042
      @kcbowman4042 9 месяцев назад

      oh, what a marvelous title for an only fans

  • @maririttner
    @maririttner 9 месяцев назад +99

    Seth, you are awesome. Trump is a past tense person that doesn't give a damn about anybody.

    • @LunaryxDiarmait
      @LunaryxDiarmait 9 месяцев назад +1

      Now if only a certain group of people would figure that out. He's the male version of Oprah.

    • @Scanner9631
      @Scanner9631 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@LunaryxDiarmait
      Does Oprah constantly complain that she is being persecuted FOR YOU!?

    • @LunaryxDiarmait
      @LunaryxDiarmait 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Scanner9631 Not sure, but she has brainwashed millions of people as well.

  • @SeattleSun2013
    @SeattleSun2013 9 месяцев назад +10

    Love that you put the monologue with “Closer Look” 😃👏❤️

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 9 месяцев назад +84

    Seth's 2-minute non-stop recitation of Trump's track record was even more impressive when I learned that he had just eaten a soda cracker.

  • @OriginalPiMan
    @OriginalPiMan 9 месяцев назад +102

    If I don't get my serves of micro plastics every day, how else am I supposed to be here 1000 years from now?

  • @BennettKunert
    @BennettKunert 9 месяцев назад +86

    Thursday was Biden's State of the Union Address with a second House Speaker. Hopefully next year will be Biden's fourth State of the Union Address with his third House Speaker.
    VOE BLUE!

    • @MsAntiflo
      @MsAntiflo 9 месяцев назад

      I want to know why would Republicans want to enact legislation to prevent Biden from giving a State of the Union address when they are so damned that Trump will win in November?

    • @AccelerateYourSuccess
      @AccelerateYourSuccess 9 месяцев назад +5

      President Biden, V.P. Harris and Speaker Hakeem Jeffries! #LFG!

    • @elizabethduval7562
      @elizabethduval7562 9 месяцев назад +1

      oh i hope so... but I'm not terribly optimistic.

  • @connectedsolutionsgroup4684
    @connectedsolutionsgroup4684 9 месяцев назад +33

    The butthole joke was the best monologue joke possibly... ever. Legit LOL'd by myself

  • @ShovelChef
    @ShovelChef 9 месяцев назад +25

    Kari Lake also misspelled "losses" in that tweet.

  • @SuperLeica1
    @SuperLeica1 9 месяцев назад +58

    "Symptoms of Parrot fever...". Excellent one.

    • @nickchristensen6376
      @nickchristensen6376 9 месяцев назад

      Also came here to say that I thought parrot fever was good, I don't care what anyone thinks

  • @doomsdayaddams2894
    @doomsdayaddams2894 9 месяцев назад +18

    That trailing “oh” when trump’s brain completely fritzed on him is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

    • @Felsenkeks
      @Felsenkeks 9 месяцев назад +3

      I legit burst out laughing irl and I'm not one for laughing out of pettiness. That sound was just that absurd.

  • @NyxOleander
    @NyxOleander 9 месяцев назад +21

    Please reveal the writer of the Oscar Mayer plant based hot dog joke during next week’s Corrections😂
    It’s a perfect uncle/aunt joke!

  • @carlav82981
    @carlav82981 9 месяцев назад +44

    Seth does the best Tucker Carlson 😂

  • @adadadatt
    @adadadatt 9 месяцев назад +7

    Yes!! More monologues + closer looks!

  • @arthurneddysmith
    @arthurneddysmith 9 месяцев назад +35

    The only thing that troubles me in this world at this moment is that George Santos' scammer didn't succeed.

    • @Scanner9631
      @Scanner9631 9 месяцев назад +6

      Since it is a claim by Santos does the scammer even exist or is this Santos hiding money?

  • @mm-yt8sf
    @mm-yt8sf 9 месяцев назад +74

    how is the scammer arrested so quickly? i thought it takes years for the justice department to act

    • @andybaldman
      @andybaldman 9 месяцев назад +10

      Only if you have power.

    • @kristieamaya3365
      @kristieamaya3365 9 месяцев назад

      Only when you're Santos or another Republican white person

    • @BobDorfman
      @BobDorfman 9 месяцев назад +2

      Politicians have their own special time line.

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 9 месяцев назад +2

      Two different Justice systems.

  • @michaelkottler
    @michaelkottler 9 месяцев назад +31

    Late Night w/Seth Myers is dope AF as is Corrections which, being an engaging, edifying, hilarious Emmy Award-winning deeply worthwhile YT broadcast should absolutely continue in perpetuity. Seth, PLEASE: Corrections. Many more years worth.

    • @rileyfuckingrifle
      @rileyfuckingrifle 9 месяцев назад +3

      Hell yeah. Well said, internet stranger!

    • @Naryoril
      @Naryoril 9 месяцев назад +4

      Correction: Corrections didn't win an Emmy, it was only nominated (2 times i think). The people who give out the Emmy awards obviously have no clue what they are doing, otherwise this correction wouldn't have been necessary.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Naryoril do Jackals pee in the woods!

  • @Rob-Raz
    @Rob-Raz 9 месяцев назад +17

    I didn’t know that Tucker was related to Benedict Arnold. 😂 11:15

    • @Scanner9631
      @Scanner9631 9 месяцев назад +8

      His ancestor was likely selling over priced low quality food to the soldiers (probably on both sides)

  • @poorthing
    @poorthing 9 месяцев назад +54

    My favorite parts of Seth's monolog is when he loses it

  • @PeanutsMommy
    @PeanutsMommy 9 месяцев назад +36

    Maybe Tucker Carlson should stop GUSHING about how wonderful Putin and Russia are if he doesn't want people to think he's stumping for Putin.

    • @jerseyjoyride1316
      @jerseyjoyride1316 9 месяцев назад +6

      He acted like he was having a sexual experience when talking about the shopping carts in Russia.
      How can anyone think he's for America after all that?

  • @Dingdong3696oyvey
    @Dingdong3696oyvey 9 месяцев назад +30

    Someday a movie wil be made about the guys that scammed the scammer…maybe call it “The Stung”

  • @NJones-lb1ln
    @NJones-lb1ln 9 месяцев назад +12

    When it came to imitating Tucker Carlson, Seth NAILED it!😂😂😂

  • @miguelmatallanes5953
    @miguelmatallanes5953 9 месяцев назад +18

    "Plant butt-holes" is 👌 😂

  • @eece95776
    @eece95776 9 месяцев назад +5

    Great monologue, Parrot bit had me crackering up!

  • @rakninja
    @rakninja 9 месяцев назад +8

    i've got to say, i love the whole informal vibe the show has settled into. involving the writing team, commenting on the jokes themselves, and leaving in the breaking during delivery are pretty genius moves. i guess there's more of the feeling of being a live audience member, i guess.

  • @tickytacky8078
    @tickytacky8078 9 месяцев назад +85

    11,780 votes. Put him under Leavenworth.

    • @Scanner9631
      @Scanner9631 9 месяцев назад +3

      and of course "Just SAY you recalculated"

    • @HHappiness_2.0
      @HHappiness_2.0 9 месяцев назад +2

      Just find me 11,700 votes, c’mon!

    • @user-mu3xk7ie2t
      @user-mu3xk7ie2t 9 месяцев назад +1

      Mar-O-Whacko 👱⚖️👨‍🦲

    • @davidsignor7931
      @davidsignor7931 9 месяцев назад +1

      I like the idea under Leavenworth

    • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
      @JohnDoe-jh5yr 9 месяцев назад

      Fellas.

  • @SkyeHarith
    @SkyeHarith 9 месяцев назад +66

    Seth eating Microplastics as a kid explains the existence of corrections. Moral of the story? Kids need their micro plastics

    • @WindsorMason
      @WindsorMason 9 месяцев назад +2

      Omnomnom yummy micro plastics. Wait, I think that I hear some voice coming from what appears to be a portrait of a sea captain.

  • @msjamesesq
    @msjamesesq 9 месяцев назад +15

    The Dean Phillips joke was top tier. 😂😂

  • @ucantSQ
    @ucantSQ 9 месяцев назад +24

    15:06 Hannity is always trying to lob him the easiest softballs, and Trump invariably whiffs the question while pretending it's a home run. It's like their own Abbott and Costello routine.

    • @timothyburnett2770
      @timothyburnett2770 9 месяцев назад +8

      Hanity says who's on first Trump says what 😂

    • @louiebee6745
      @louiebee6745 9 месяцев назад +1

      No what's on second?
      I don't know. THIRD BASE!

  • @msjodi777
    @msjodi777 9 месяцев назад +10

    I love it when Seth cracks up at his jokes!

  • @NickellaElla
    @NickellaElla 9 месяцев назад +20

    I was recently corrected on this - She hasn’t been Kate Middleton since her marriage to Prince William. It’s Catherine, Princess of Wales.

    • @catrionaakacat
      @catrionaakacat 9 месяцев назад

      Technically didn't he give up husband title 😅 ?

  • @billf.7343
    @billf.7343 9 месяцев назад +2

    I like having the monologue and closer look in the same video!

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 9 месяцев назад +3

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

  • @Arational
    @Arational 9 месяцев назад +23

    Trump says he hasn't decided yet but he just doesn't want to say he will support 0 weeks. A total ban on abortion.

    • @eliahabib5111
      @eliahabib5111 9 месяцев назад +5

      Actually I think trump would prefer a -1 week ban = no contraceptive allowed too

    • @AccelerateYourSuccess
      @AccelerateYourSuccess 9 месяцев назад +6

      He has said women should be punished for having abortions. It's on video.

  • @TrippingtheBrightFantastic
    @TrippingtheBrightFantastic 9 месяцев назад +9

    Seth's Tucker Carlson impersonation is spot on. Seth doesn't have the sound of Tucker Carlson's voice, but Seth's tone and timing of speech are perfectly Carlson.

  • @sundaybag1190
    @sundaybag1190 9 месяцев назад +15

    Livn’ on sponge cake, watchn’ the sun bake… that’s how you get parrot fever!!!

    • @Kitty8791
      @Kitty8791 9 месяцев назад +3

      Nibblin' * on sponge cake.
      Evidence of advanced stage Parrothead disease, when you mis-remember the lyrics to Margaritaville or are actually dependent on sponge cake for all your nutrition. 🤣

  • @Le1hargy
    @Le1hargy 9 месяцев назад +6

    Every joke in the monologue was a banger

  • @Raaaahhhhbbbie
    @Raaaahhhhbbbie 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love the combined news/Closer Look in one video!

  • @TheistsTapOut
    @TheistsTapOut 9 месяцев назад +24

    I think the "Dune this again" joke at the beginning probably should have been in the Surprise Inspection segment.

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 9 месяцев назад +1

      Oh haven’t you heard Surprise Inspection has been folded into the monologue cf. also Scollins’ hot-dog anus joke

  • @kevinbrowndc
    @kevinbrowndc 9 месяцев назад +16

    Jack Nicholson - President in Mars Attacks. “ Two out of three branches of government are still functioning and that ain’t bad.”

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 9 месяцев назад +4

      Nothing beats President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, though. He got all the electrolytes.

  • @aliceblue7305
    @aliceblue7305 9 месяцев назад +12

    Arrested? He should be awarded!

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 9 месяцев назад +1

      Maybe it was Santos himself :)

  • @Knightwing785
    @Knightwing785 9 месяцев назад +8

    All we need is a debate where both of them have to READ the Declaration of Independence off of a teleprompter out loud. If you can't read, you can't be prez

  • @WmJ-x7j
    @WmJ-x7j 9 месяцев назад +16

    The main thing I noticed about the State of The Union speech is that Biden would remark on how great America is, working together, where we're going and what we're doing, and Republicans wouldn't respond. It's like they don't know who they are or what they're doing.

  • @GuardianT1
    @GuardianT1 9 месяцев назад +2

    Monolog and Closer look is a great new form of video! More of this please!

  • @kjacob35
    @kjacob35 9 месяцев назад +10

    The guy turning his head to look for these celebrities at 12:43 , as if to say "Wait........does Donald Trump lie about stuff?" 😆

  • @dielaughing73
    @dielaughing73 9 месяцев назад +14

    I've been referring to Ttump as Ttump ever since he tweeted that

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 9 месяцев назад +21

    Scollins wrote that 'plant's butt holes' jokes, didn't he?

    • @desmond-hawkins
      @desmond-hawkins 9 месяцев назад +3

      Haha this is the fourth comment I've read guessing the exact same thing, it's definitely his style. In a team of writers there are always some who stand out, like how you can pretty much always tell when an SNL sketch was written by Sarah Sherman.

  • @jenniferedwards1752
    @jenniferedwards1752 9 месяцев назад +4

    Cheez-it Ranch. The midwest rejoices!

  • @Juddernaut89
    @Juddernaut89 9 месяцев назад +18

    My family fought in the revolution! How do you think we could ever rebel against our country to try and form our own?
    The irony is thick as bacon greese in a fridge.

    • @janetcarlson1434
      @janetcarlson1434 9 месяцев назад +3

      He didn't say what side they were on...but I can. As RED as tucker.

  • @invaderzimismyfav
    @invaderzimismyfav 9 месяцев назад +2

    Awesome monologue.. Had me laughing out loud in this family car ride

  • @Ldastro
    @Ldastro 9 месяцев назад +6

    Parrot joke was fantastic. Don't let anyone tell you different!

  • @ronyoung4093
    @ronyoung4093 9 месяцев назад +3

    Love it Seth. Your Trump impersonation will never get old. It still has me laughing out loud today, Keep it up Seth, I love your show

  • @notenoughmonkeys
    @notenoughmonkeys 9 месяцев назад +6

    Scamming George Santos. Those of you who've studied computer science know this concept as recursion.

    • @notenoughmonkeys
      @notenoughmonkeys 9 месяцев назад

      Scamming George Santos. Those of you who've studied computer science know this concept as recursion.

  • @michele2716
    @michele2716 9 месяцев назад +1

    Late Night crew leaves me dead most times. So spot on & freakin funny. Ty so much for keeping us laughing. Truly on top of their game

  • @neebs929
    @neebs929 9 месяцев назад +4

    The graphics department got you again Seth. The parrot fever bit showed a scarlet McCaw. And my jackal heart beams, because that my dear friend, is an animal flub! Animal Flubs are Tight!

  • @lugeboy4336
    @lugeboy4336 9 месяцев назад +1

    It is all in the Delivery and...
    Seth, your delivery is Special.
    Saltines.

  • @oscargr_
    @oscargr_ 9 месяцев назад +17

    Apart from the fact that the whole idea of endorsements is utterly flawed, the endorsement of Trump by McConnell is just more evidence that McConnell has lost it.

    • @dahn57
      @dahn57 9 месяцев назад

      Trump is what McConnell has been working towards for years.
      Republicans have wanted to overthrow democracy and install one of theirs as dictator for a long time.
      Part of the reason that they have been stuffing the courts for so long

  • @martinhealy5989
    @martinhealy5989 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you Seth, you make our lives better

  • @vgshwk
    @vgshwk 9 месяцев назад +10

    Wait a minute you arrest someone for trying to scam a scammer?

    • @LunaryxDiarmait
      @LunaryxDiarmait 9 месяцев назад +3

      Ironic, isn't it?

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 9 месяцев назад +5

      Yes it feels like one should just let nature take its course

  • @yarelivaldez2377
    @yarelivaldez2377 9 месяцев назад +2

    The only reason im happy Tucker is back, is Seth's perfect impression!! 😂😂😂

  • @stevenlatchaw108
    @stevenlatchaw108 9 месяцев назад +7

    Parrot Fever causes Bird Bane

  • @elizabethalexander6528
    @elizabethalexander6528 9 месяцев назад +1

    Great show again! I really laughed so hard. I needed that Seth. Love you so bad! Iowa loves you.

  • @TammeraFreno
    @TammeraFreno 9 месяцев назад +16

    That's a Macaw. Not a parrot 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jenniferellis2275
      @jenniferellis2275 9 месяцев назад +8

      Animal Flubs

    • @wanderingseth
      @wanderingseth 9 месяцев назад +8

      That needs to go on Corrections 😊

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 9 месяцев назад +19

      Macaws are part of the parrot family. So are budgerigars. Quite the span!

    • @JnFSouljah
      @JnFSouljah 9 месяцев назад +7

      Macaws are parrots. They are also birds.

    • @Scanner9631
      @Scanner9631 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@JnFSouljah Macaws are parrots. They are also birds.
      And avian dinosaurs

  • @izabelasiczek3547
    @izabelasiczek3547 9 месяцев назад

    That was one of THE BEST segments younger done! Loved it!!!! You're my fav bybfar

  • @Ironraven001
    @Ironraven001 9 месяцев назад +3

    You got me with the Parrot Fever joke 😂😂😂

  • @AREZD1
    @AREZD1 9 месяцев назад +2

    Seth is so cute and an absolute pro when he makes a "mistake".

  • @gaiaiulia
    @gaiaiulia 9 месяцев назад +12

    "I'd give money to be your age". Now is the winter of Trump's discontent.

    • @jerseyjoyride1316
      @jerseyjoyride1316 9 месяцев назад +2

      Somebody should have yelled back "What money?!" 🤣

    • @gaiaiulia
      @gaiaiulia 9 месяцев назад

      @@jerseyjoyride1316 😂😂

  • @legen_dary42
    @legen_dary42 9 месяцев назад +4

    "I would pay so much money to be you instead of me right now" 😂😂😂

  • @andybaldman
    @andybaldman 9 месяцев назад +13

    DON’T END CORRECTIONS

  • @Rylan_The_Scarecrow
    @Rylan_The_Scarecrow 9 месяцев назад +3

    Man, That parrot fever bit exuded Corrections energy

  • @mth9267
    @mth9267 9 месяцев назад +4

    Waiting for his podcast presentation now. Can not wait

  • @bobbyquinting3918
    @bobbyquinting3918 9 месяцев назад +7

    I was waiting for the EGG PLANT emoji!

  • @akryeguy
    @akryeguy 9 месяцев назад

    "Aroused...", at the end. Masterful!

  • @AVADAMS1967
    @AVADAMS1967 9 месяцев назад +3

    McConnel's thoughts at that moment "errrrrh. I wan't to keep my job for now"

  • @user-Borgus
    @user-Borgus 9 месяцев назад +1

    Seth: The Oscar Meyer bit was priceless. I almost choked on my whiskey. Thanks for your perfect delivery of that one. "Made from the plant's buttholes". GREAT!!! We in Canaduh thought it was lips, eyelids and buttholes - but I guess plants don't have eyes or ears. Thanks Seth.

  • @joshuaDstarks
    @joshuaDstarks 9 месяцев назад +4

    You come at the Con you best not miss 😂😂😂😂

  • @frankjames4743
    @frankjames4743 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you Seth

  • @kimnesvig254
    @kimnesvig254 9 месяцев назад +4

    Key thing about what the polls show: Polls show what 0.4% (thats the latest response rate to polls) of Americans are aware of. That 0.4% is a sample of people who are stuck at home and have land lines.

  • @chuckaudio3191
    @chuckaudio3191 9 месяцев назад +1

    I'm gonna guess Scollins for the plant hot dog joke. Made me bust out laughing!

  • @jcoopes5604
    @jcoopes5604 9 месяцев назад +10

    Vote people, because they do! We, the people, need to do better!
    Keep *rump out!

  • @DANNYonPC
    @DANNYonPC 9 месяцев назад +14

    1:39 happy international womans day..

  • @MDone402
    @MDone402 9 месяцев назад +5

    Funny to see trump climax after he says "Russia". 😅

  • @tami4peace
    @tami4peace 9 месяцев назад

    Thank you for making me LMAO!! 🤣 😂👏🏻

  • @terrencecitywide
    @terrencecitywide 9 месяцев назад +13

    At 65 years of age, I’m finally laughing at your jokes about old people

    • @brigitteking969
      @brigitteking969 9 месяцев назад +1

      @terrencecitywide Why laugh at jokes about old people? Is racism funny? Is sexism? Ageism isn't funny either.

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@brigitteking969 Ok boomer.

    • @susanleslie6178
      @susanleslie6178 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@brigitteking969 Jokes about old people doesn't automatically equate to ageism. And remember that good comedy only punches up, and it's hard to get much further up!

    • @lynnebucher6537
      @lynnebucher6537 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yep, right there with you, so now I can relate to the humor of old people jokes.

  • @ction111
    @ction111 9 месяцев назад

    Seth has always been top notch, in other words funny accurate as f...😂

  • @titaniumteddybear
    @titaniumteddybear 9 месяцев назад +10

    Harrison Ford and Martin Sheen? Where the hell was Terry Crews?

    • @Razorgirl
      @Razorgirl 9 месяцев назад

      Where was Kiefer Sutherland?!?!

  • @Sincebrassnorstone
    @Sincebrassnorstone 9 месяцев назад

    "Jokes on you! I couldn't even get on the plane!"😂😅😂🎉❤

  • @jhonsmith5093
    @jhonsmith5093 9 месяцев назад +3

    Yeah, not having president Bartlett is just unforgivable.
    Quick question, has Martin Sheen ever considered changing his name and then running for real??? I mean, if only so that he can be invited to the presidential debate.

  • @Alexa-Raine
    @Alexa-Raine 9 месяцев назад +2

    2:22 "features real cheese" 😂 real food is a feature of food now. Awesome.