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When you lend someone your pen... [RAP]
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- Опубликовано: 28 июл 2020
- Ever given out your pen and not got it back? This is the comedy rap for you! Freestyle rap sensation Chris Turner combines UK Drill and Grime with clever lyrics and witty rapping in this parody music video. For fans of Lonely Island, Lil Dicky, Bo Burnham and Weird Al. Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.c...
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Hi Mum, just so you know: the Hennessy is apple juice and the weed smoke is CGI. Love you, Christopher xxx
(If you read this and aren't my Mum, then PLEASE like, comment, and most importantly, send it to your pals. I worked really hard on this video, and I'd like to make my Mum proud. ALSO, listen and follow me on Spotify!).
yeah "apple juice" and "cgi"
I hope ur mum replies to this
You looked like a ninja
Damn this was great Chris. I love the change in style for this one, just another string to the bow to take on different rap styles. The 'puns' in this were fire too (both the clever ones and corny ones, neat handwriting on the line was hilarious). Keep 'em coming!!
Nice watch. Don't lend that out!!! Keep your eye on the Panerai
"It was the ultimate pen, and I don't mean second to last"
Actually a genius with words
😎🤪
Bruh I know I thought the same thing. Fun fact, Propreantipenultimate means fifth to last
This is a great reminder to send to the people who never gave my pen back.
YES! Its true purpose!
for me it’s a tactical flashlight I lent some to someone and never got it back to this day
this comment was a year ago but i agree people always have to make up an excuse just to not give my pens back and its annoying
"that was my ultimate pen, and I don't mean second to last," That one took me a second lol. So many bars in this one
oh
Thank you!!
…? AH!
Can you explain? Didn't get it yet :(
@@jonasdanielzik4112 Penultimate/ultimate pen
It takes a big person to admit they were wrong and apologize. Glad everything worked out and you didn't need to murder Kevin. 🔥🤣
Me too! I'm busy this weekend
"Like a kid that chokes on a pen,
You'll get capped in the mouth" 🔥🔥
so many lines in this are my favourite, but I really like this one
This rap is chock full of great lines. That one stood out to me as especially clever.
Daaaamn, Your wordplay game is soooo strong.
I mean Ink-considarate, that is pure genius
Thank you!
"I'm worrying that you broke it, and you won't make it write" is mad overlooked
"Like a homeless pig, I want my pen"
So many great lines my man!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thank you!
Note to self: NEVER borrow from Chris!
Note to self: Just make sure you return it
@@stephenjames3927 nea... Then you'll owe him £5 😂
I'm very possessive.
@@ChrisPJTurner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just so clever and humorous, well done sir. 🤙🏽
"It was the ultimate pen, and I don't mean second to last" - Jesus, this genius line! JESUS!
Thank you!
Elaborate if you may? I can be slow sometimes
@@idkwhats9872 like penultimate
@@jaider9579 whoa after I Google what that meant, I was very impressed
How many puns do you want to use?
Chris: yes
😂 you know me!
I've lost track of how many times I've watched this. It's great.
appreciate that! 😊
Chris, i gotta say, your playing with words is just out of this world. I'm not even getting all of them 'cause I'm not a native english speaker, but I'm still just amazed. Great stuff bud.
"u owe me 5 pounds" in the end is like the post credits teasers in films which give hints about the next movie. Maybe this i the next rap?
"KEV BETTER HAVE MY MONEY, you should know me well enough,
KEV BETTER HAVE MY MONEY, rapping comedians do not bluff,
KEV GIVE ME YOUR MONEY, my balls are bigger than your aunt's,
KEV BETTER HAVE MY MONEY, it's 5 pounds plus interest hun!"
Haha, sadly not, it's just an extra joke 😝
First time the word "impertinence" has been included in a rap.
Also great ⚽ references. "Right back like Trent."
It's a good word. And thanks! not sure most people will get it. I also thought about including : "I'll make you red in the centre, I'm talking Fred"; and "Lay man down like Jens"
@@ChrisPJTurner like a striker going down in the box, i want my pen HAHA good one
@@JohnDoe-wx1vq my fave line as well.
Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! Absolutely hilarious on so many levels!
"your life's like real neat writing, on the line" DUDE
3:32 - fav scene of the video 😂😂
one of the last scenes we shot!
This is indeed your best rap. Ink-considerate...you must be so proud.
Thanks Callum! I am very proud :)
This is the best take on a stolen pen since Kids in the Hall! It might be the only one on the concept since then, you cant catch them all. When you dressed like a ninja that was neat, but would they steal stationary? Glad you got your pen back, hope you and Kevin are still chaps.
I like that KITH sketch! Esteemed company to be in!
Thank you truly for giving me a laugh at a time i need it most. A recent friend of mine has passed and your videos are always here to make me smile no matter what circumstances. So thank you for giving smiles to the people that need it most.
No worries at all, I'm so glad you enjoy my silly stuff! Sorry about your friend, I hope things get easier soon :)
Your lyrics from 2:40-3:00 is great chris! 🔥rhymes🔥!
I think you mean lyrics from 0:00 to 3:51 🤪
🤣 🤣 Chris, you dropping dem bars like crazy bro... Not only are you a massive free styler but you can "Pen" it down too... Pun intended... 😜
haha! thanks 😊
You can sign me up with your pen as a fan ! You have very impressive way of thinking and creativity even if you talk about trivial topics. Thank you for the pure joy !
Chris, use a lot this deep voice accent you make, it adds up an extraordinary effect on your flow, believe me. No one rapper does that so naturally like you. Good job!
I enjoyed the lyrics so much, so many puns. And a happy ending, yay.
Thank you! And yay for happy endings!
My guy, this a great direction you're taking your abilities man. Love it. Its gangster as fuck yet just jokes all the way. Excellent wordplay as usual 😁
I just wanna say from a musical standpoint I'm impressed by the UK drill/grime in the song. Good job man.
Thank you v much!
That was exquisite and splendid.
Thank you Karol!
Oh wow, love it, every single argument I had in primary school was over something like this, the other one was always novelty erasers.
Last time I was this early I still had my pen
😂
Correction: You still had Chris' pen. Damn good thing you returned it.
"It was the ultimate pen
And I don't mean second to last."
frickin genius wordplay
Merci bien
Bro!😂😂😂
That feeling when someone took your pen and you realize it, and they realize that you realize they took it😂😂😂👍
😎
Damn this is great stuff! Never mess with anyone else's pen!
Thank you!
I don’t know why this doesn’t have more hits. FN HISTORICAL
Ta!
So many clever rhymes.
Amazing!
Thanks Winston
1:50 wearing your face covering while visiting grandma 😂
Can't let the feds know my identity cuz
The more I watch and listen to this, the more incredibly awesome it reveals itself to be. So damn good.
Thank you! I tried to pack a lot in, and I listened to it on repeat for half an hour in my car to make sure it was good :)
Keep returning to this one, got it stuck in my head, it got a certain vibe to it and some clever pun lyrics. And a video to match. What a masterpiece this is.
Apple juice and CGI is now my motto
Jokes (nope I was being serious) aside that was sick for a rap about a pen
Thank you! Nice motto
Stumbling into work 2 hours late and absolutely trollied...
"Heeeeey bosh... Nah 'sh jush apple joosh 'n' *hic* sheejeeaye..."
👏 brilliant. Full to the brim of puns and double (p)entendres. Also, sick backing vocals 🤣
Thanks!!
Kevin: "I thought that was a little excessive" But I'm glad we're still mates.............
like a striker, going down in the box...i want my pen
Genius lyrics on this, love it
hehe thank you
I can't wait for the next song: When you lend someone five pounds...
🤪
Mind blown 🤯 Came here for a laugh but damn! You're more lyrically talented than the majority of rappers with a record deal, spitting flames with intellectual meaning is a very hard craft to master, and you sir have aced it!
That bar about the Saudi journalist getting chopped up was dark 🎶😂
I love your freestyles and I love this. Please never stop doing what you're doing xD..
I'm so glad! I shall endeavour to continue
You deserve a lot more exposure and feedback for the skill and effort you made on this. Great job Chris.
Obligatory comment to push this video. Speaking of videos, their quality keeps increasing. Great job man, the rap was pretty chill and totally nor passive aggressive!
Appreciate that! And thank you! Gotta keep getting better :)
Fire!!!!! 💥
'like a homeless pig'
🤣
Yorkshire reps hard in the UK rap scene. Been down since Flamegrillaz!!!!
Love from the Saaf.
It was either that or 'Like Teller on stage in Vegas...I want my Penn' 😝
@@ChrisPJTurner you couldnt fit em both in?1
Lol when I hear Kevin I think about pecks now
It was the ultimate pen and i don't mean second to last!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best line I've ever herd in a rap song!!!!! Or should I say second best.....🤔🤔
"Two multiplied by ten plus one Romeo done" is obviously the best line ever!!!!!!
Things I like about my pen: "It's in my possession"
The great comedian Adam Mastroianni gave me that joke
This rap was ridiculous!! And I loved every bar.
Thank you David :)
Love the lyrics ❤
Sharper than a sharpie (not a shar pei)!
Glad no violence ensued or you'd be spitting rhymes about a different kind of pen!
😂 thanks
Excellent! Some mad hostile bars there as well. Chillin.
That’s dope yo lol such a boss with humour and intelligence
😊
do more songs man, I enjoy them more than the live performances and I loved those!
Thanks! And worry not, I'm doing one a week.
Same as lending tools to friends. Funny video about someone obsessed with a pen.
Thanks!
If I don't get my pen back,... i'll burn down the building. 😳
Sharpie, permanent mark.
Homeless pig, pen. 🤣🤣😱🔥
😊
He wants his pen. JU DON NO
These are your best punchlines so far, hands down. And the homophones! This was some straight Dan Bull shit. Nice!
Thank you! I'm really pleased with how this turned out. Drill lends itself to wordplay :) I really like Dan, so that's a lovely comparison.
Haha, the "Missing" poster is hilarious.
I wondered how many people paused that bit :)
I never even noticed the poster until you mentioned it. Absolutely class this is. Watched it 5 or 6 times now
Damn the penultimate bar was clever af
Chris your a true genius only just found you but God I'm glad
Credit to your genius lyrics and humour
He said parker. I lost a 13 dollar parker. I still miss that pen. Huh
Never. Stop.
Right back like Trent - Ultimate pen 👌
😊
THE PEN GOES SKRRRRAAA PAPAPA
kinda reminded me of early (good) Streets stuff. Love all ya do man!!
Thank you!!!
“Your life is like real neat writing ... on the line” !!! 🔥🔥🔥
😎
I am seriously loving these videos and the raps they contain. If you decided to release these as an album, I will definitely be buying a copy. Brilliantly written and executed. This series of videos is one of the greatest things to come out of "the great COVID shutdown".
That's such a nice compliment! I'm glad I had the idea to start doing written stuff, it gives me a nice target to aim for each week :) There'll be an album once I have enough of these to choose from, maybe in 4 months, then I can pick my fave and add some dumb lil interstitial bits. For now though, they'll all be on spotify 😎
True story, fools do be borrowing pens, then acting like nothing is wrong. You can't say I'm tripping until it's your pen that's missing. Tell me where my pen is, pen-is. No statute of limitations on pens. You lost it? I don't want a new pen, I don't want your money, I want to break your pen in front of you.
This song could be an advert for Evernote.
Kevin be like.....
No wait, Kevin was like ..... Coz hes nomore i guess
Kevin survived, worry not
This is why I never lend out my pen. 🤣
The Kevin with the K, the hot guy with chest hair...how could you do that to him Chris
The very same! He's mentioned in a few of my videos :)
Chris! 🤣! Truely! You are a legend ! Loved that! A1 class as usual 👊🏾 Booyakka !
Thank you very much 😊
"I don't mean second to last" pure class
Thanking you :)
“Like a striker who goes down in the box” 🤯
We're all struggling in this pen-demic
👏👏👏👏
This was unnecessarily hard
Ink-onsiderate! Right on! ;)
Kevin isn't a name, it's a diagnosis!
love the pen puns
Hear that mike gimme my pen back
YEAH MIKE
That was class, great job 👍 forwarded to several friends and my brother Kev 😂👍👍
Appreciate that!
This is the kind of rap you hear in parkour videos.
I don't watch them, but I can imagine it would fit nicely!
I'll turn you into a pencil… Full of lead!
💀
Genius! Keep em coming.
Keep. Them. Coming!
UK drill bredrin
will do! drilllllllll
All the reference.... so good
Thanks!
So much goin on with this rap!!! Love the twist on the words!!! Nice job Chris! Never a let down 😄😄
Thanks Taylor! Appreciate that
Straight flames man. Straight flames as always
Thank you!
Brilliant. Loving this series your doing
Thanks! It's tough, but I'm enjoying the work!
Nothing screams gangsta like flashing a bottle of orange liqueur
deliciousness has no boundaries
Quality! More of this please 🙏
will do!
Ink-considerate. Love it!
😊😊
i was hyped by a pen... Well quarantine i guess
PEN PEN PEN
I'm always the guy who borrows the pen.
I hope you give it back, for your sake
@@ChrisPJTurner sometimes forget