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  • Опубликовано: 28 июл 2020
  • Ever given out your pen and not got it back? This is the comedy rap for you! Freestyle rap sensation Chris Turner combines UK Drill and Grime with clever lyrics and witty rapping in this parody music video. For fans of Lonely Island, Lil Dicky, Bo Burnham and Weird Al. Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.c...
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Комментарии • 550

  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +204

    Hi Mum, just so you know: the Hennessy is apple juice and the weed smoke is CGI. Love you, Christopher xxx
    (If you read this and aren't my Mum, then PLEASE like, comment, and most importantly, send it to your pals. I worked really hard on this video, and I'd like to make my Mum proud. ALSO, listen and follow me on Spotify!).

    • @grimgaunt.
      @grimgaunt. 4 года назад +6

      yeah "apple juice" and "cgi"

    • @m.l.rxx0782
      @m.l.rxx0782 4 года назад +4

      I hope ur mum replies to this

    • @greedtv6500
      @greedtv6500 4 года назад +4

      You looked like a ninja

    • @scottmorey6212
      @scottmorey6212 4 года назад +1

      Damn this was great Chris. I love the change in style for this one, just another string to the bow to take on different rap styles. The 'puns' in this were fire too (both the clever ones and corny ones, neat handwriting on the line was hilarious). Keep 'em coming!!

    • @malcyplop
      @malcyplop 4 года назад +2

      Nice watch. Don't lend that out!!! Keep your eye on the Panerai

  • @andrewxu4078
    @andrewxu4078 4 года назад +62

    "It was the ultimate pen, and I don't mean second to last"
    Actually a genius with words

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +2

      😎🤪

    • @user-fm4zu8fz8w
      @user-fm4zu8fz8w 4 года назад +2

      Bruh I know I thought the same thing. Fun fact, Propreantipenultimate means fifth to last

  • @timwitvliet8155
    @timwitvliet8155 4 года назад +82

    This is a great reminder to send to the people who never gave my pen back.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +14

      YES! Its true purpose!

    • @Lawlessstate
      @Lawlessstate 4 года назад +3

      for me it’s a tactical flashlight I lent some to someone and never got it back to this day

    • @Ticklemonsta
      @Ticklemonsta 2 года назад +1

      this comment was a year ago but i agree people always have to make up an excuse just to not give my pens back and its annoying

  • @orik737
    @orik737 4 года назад +39

    "that was my ultimate pen, and I don't mean second to last," That one took me a second lol. So many bars in this one

  • @CinemaRaps
    @CinemaRaps 4 года назад +41

    It takes a big person to admit they were wrong and apologize. Glad everything worked out and you didn't need to murder Kevin. 🔥🤣

  • @joemurphy2570
    @joemurphy2570 4 года назад +39

    "Like a kid that chokes on a pen,
    You'll get capped in the mouth" 🔥🔥

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +11

      so many lines in this are my favourite, but I really like this one

    • @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff
      @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff 4 года назад +5

      This rap is chock full of great lines. That one stood out to me as especially clever.

  • @valdimarinn
    @valdimarinn 4 года назад +16

    Daaaamn, Your wordplay game is soooo strong.
    I mean Ink-considarate, that is pure genius

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +1

      Thank you!

    • @biigsmokee
      @biigsmokee 3 года назад +1

      "I'm worrying that you broke it, and you won't make it write" is mad overlooked

  • @Delboy_iRL
    @Delboy_iRL 4 года назад +8

    "Like a homeless pig, I want my pen"
    So many great lines my man!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @aresdraguna
    @aresdraguna 4 года назад +44

    Note to self: NEVER borrow from Chris!

    • @stephenjames3927
      @stephenjames3927 4 года назад +4

      Note to self: Just make sure you return it

    • @aresdraguna
      @aresdraguna 4 года назад +1

      @@stephenjames3927 nea... Then you'll owe him £5 😂

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +4

      I'm very possessive.

    • @Alishan-lu7pl
      @Alishan-lu7pl 4 года назад

      @@ChrisPJTurner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @craigyoung6371
    @craigyoung6371 3 года назад +2

    Just so clever and humorous, well done sir. 🤙🏽

  • @DridgeDEU
    @DridgeDEU 4 года назад +6

    "It was the ultimate pen, and I don't mean second to last" - Jesus, this genius line! JESUS!

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +1

      Thank you!

    • @idkwhats9872
      @idkwhats9872 4 года назад

      Elaborate if you may? I can be slow sometimes

    • @jaider9579
      @jaider9579 4 года назад +1

      @@idkwhats9872 like penultimate

    • @alyssaherren8957
      @alyssaherren8957 4 года назад

      @@jaider9579 whoa after I Google what that meant, I was very impressed

  • @Draxper
    @Draxper 4 года назад +14

    How many puns do you want to use?
    Chris: yes

  • @rynmyn
    @rynmyn 4 года назад +3

    I've lost track of how many times I've watched this. It's great.

  • @pavelsojak4547
    @pavelsojak4547 3 года назад

    Chris, i gotta say, your playing with words is just out of this world. I'm not even getting all of them 'cause I'm not a native english speaker, but I'm still just amazed. Great stuff bud.

  • @POLKQWER
    @POLKQWER 4 года назад +15

    "u owe me 5 pounds" in the end is like the post credits teasers in films which give hints about the next movie. Maybe this i the next rap?

    • @nickisuhl
      @nickisuhl 4 года назад +1

      "KEV BETTER HAVE MY MONEY, you should know me well enough,
      KEV BETTER HAVE MY MONEY, rapping comedians do not bluff,
      KEV GIVE ME YOUR MONEY, my balls are bigger than your aunt's,
      KEV BETTER HAVE MY MONEY, it's 5 pounds plus interest hun!"

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +2

      Haha, sadly not, it's just an extra joke 😝

  • @tomjesty3992
    @tomjesty3992 4 года назад +7

    First time the word "impertinence" has been included in a rap.
    Also great ⚽ references. "Right back like Trent."

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +2

      It's a good word. And thanks! not sure most people will get it. I also thought about including : "I'll make you red in the centre, I'm talking Fred"; and "Lay man down like Jens"

    • @JohnDoe-wx1vq
      @JohnDoe-wx1vq 4 года назад

      @@ChrisPJTurner like a striker going down in the box, i want my pen HAHA good one

    • @tomjesty3992
      @tomjesty3992 4 года назад

      @@JohnDoe-wx1vq my fave line as well.

  • @nielvosloo
    @nielvosloo 4 года назад +3

    Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! Absolutely hilarious on so many levels!

  • @noMoreHalfMeasuresWaltuh
    @noMoreHalfMeasuresWaltuh 4 года назад +2

    "your life's like real neat writing, on the line" DUDE

  • @apelfed
    @apelfed 4 года назад +6

    3:32 - fav scene of the video 😂😂

  • @callum8322
    @callum8322 4 года назад +1

    This is indeed your best rap. Ink-considerate...you must be so proud.

  • @ffryde
    @ffryde 4 года назад +1

    This is the best take on a stolen pen since Kids in the Hall! It might be the only one on the concept since then, you cant catch them all. When you dressed like a ninja that was neat, but would they steal stationary? Glad you got your pen back, hope you and Kevin are still chaps.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад

      I like that KITH sketch! Esteemed company to be in!

  • @buffalobuttcheaks
    @buffalobuttcheaks 4 года назад +2

    Thank you truly for giving me a laugh at a time i need it most. A recent friend of mine has passed and your videos are always here to make me smile no matter what circumstances. So thank you for giving smiles to the people that need it most.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад

      No worries at all, I'm so glad you enjoy my silly stuff! Sorry about your friend, I hope things get easier soon :)

  • @Christophe.C
    @Christophe.C 4 года назад +8

    Your lyrics from 2:40-3:00 is great chris! 🔥rhymes🔥!

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +5

      I think you mean lyrics from 0:00 to 3:51 🤪

  • @michaelthabanipitsi3902
    @michaelthabanipitsi3902 4 года назад

    🤣 🤣 Chris, you dropping dem bars like crazy bro... Not only are you a massive free styler but you can "Pen" it down too... Pun intended... 😜

  • @kitha8913
    @kitha8913 Год назад

    You can sign me up with your pen as a fan ! You have very impressive way of thinking and creativity even if you talk about trivial topics. Thank you for the pure joy !

  • @pabloalves438
    @pabloalves438 4 года назад

    Chris, use a lot this deep voice accent you make, it adds up an extraordinary effect on your flow, believe me. No one rapper does that so naturally like you. Good job!

  • @travellerinthedark
    @travellerinthedark 4 года назад +5

    I enjoyed the lyrics so much, so many puns. And a happy ending, yay.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад

      Thank you! And yay for happy endings!

  • @adrianclark2734
    @adrianclark2734 4 года назад +1

    My guy, this a great direction you're taking your abilities man. Love it. Its gangster as fuck yet just jokes all the way. Excellent wordplay as usual 😁

  • @HoggiestHay
    @HoggiestHay 4 года назад

    I just wanna say from a musical standpoint I'm impressed by the UK drill/grime in the song. Good job man.

  • @KarolBadowski
    @KarolBadowski 4 года назад +8

    That was exquisite and splendid.

  • @stevenobrien6406
    @stevenobrien6406 2 года назад

    Oh wow, love it, every single argument I had in primary school was over something like this, the other one was always novelty erasers.

  • @lookihaveausernametoo4231
    @lookihaveausernametoo4231 4 года назад +15

    Last time I was this early I still had my pen

  • @dr.texasman7483
    @dr.texasman7483 4 года назад +1

    "It was the ultimate pen
    And I don't mean second to last."
    frickin genius wordplay

  • @Kryptik33
    @Kryptik33 4 года назад +1

    Bro!😂😂😂
    That feeling when someone took your pen and you realize it, and they realize that you realize they took it😂😂😂👍

  • @jho6742
    @jho6742 4 года назад +1

    Damn this is great stuff! Never mess with anyone else's pen!

  • @Lawlessstate
    @Lawlessstate 4 года назад

    I don’t know why this doesn’t have more hits. FN HISTORICAL

  • @ophiolatreia93
    @ophiolatreia93 4 года назад +2

    So many clever rhymes.
    Amazing!

  • @BlàckÐèàth
    @BlàckÐèàth 4 года назад

    1:50 wearing your face covering while visiting grandma 😂

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад

      Can't let the feds know my identity cuz

  • @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff
    @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff 4 года назад +2

    The more I watch and listen to this, the more incredibly awesome it reveals itself to be. So damn good.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +1

      Thank you! I tried to pack a lot in, and I listened to it on repeat for half an hour in my car to make sure it was good :)

  • @b4ph0m3tdk9
    @b4ph0m3tdk9 4 года назад

    Keep returning to this one, got it stuck in my head, it got a certain vibe to it and some clever pun lyrics. And a video to match. What a masterpiece this is.

  • @keshav9548
    @keshav9548 4 года назад +8

    Apple juice and CGI is now my motto
    Jokes (nope I was being serious) aside that was sick for a rap about a pen

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +2

      Thank you! Nice motto

    • @glittalogik
      @glittalogik 4 года назад

      Stumbling into work 2 hours late and absolutely trollied...
      "Heeeeey bosh... Nah 'sh jush apple joosh 'n' *hic* sheejeeaye..."

  • @mreganovic
    @mreganovic 4 года назад

    👏 brilliant. Full to the brim of puns and double (p)entendres. Also, sick backing vocals 🤣

  • @sydthegoat88
    @sydthegoat88 3 года назад

    Kevin: "I thought that was a little excessive" But I'm glad we're still mates.............

  • @OkoYT
    @OkoYT 4 года назад +1

    like a striker, going down in the box...i want my pen
    Genius lyrics on this, love it

  • @MrColdSpark
    @MrColdSpark 4 года назад +4

    I can't wait for the next song: When you lend someone five pounds...

  • @AlienBrainOfficial
    @AlienBrainOfficial 4 года назад

    Mind blown 🤯 Came here for a laugh but damn! You're more lyrically talented than the majority of rappers with a record deal, spitting flames with intellectual meaning is a very hard craft to master, and you sir have aced it!

  • @tomw6947
    @tomw6947 3 года назад

    That bar about the Saudi journalist getting chopped up was dark 🎶😂

  • @sekkev
    @sekkev 4 года назад +1

    I love your freestyles and I love this. Please never stop doing what you're doing xD..

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +1

      I'm so glad! I shall endeavour to continue

  • @rastadragon
    @rastadragon 3 года назад

    You deserve a lot more exposure and feedback for the skill and effort you made on this. Great job Chris.

  • @doriangreen7829
    @doriangreen7829 4 года назад +1

    Obligatory comment to push this video. Speaking of videos, their quality keeps increasing. Great job man, the rap was pretty chill and totally nor passive aggressive!

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад

      Appreciate that! And thank you! Gotta keep getting better :)

  • @chemeister
    @chemeister 4 года назад +2

    Fire!!!!! 💥
    'like a homeless pig'
    🤣
    Yorkshire reps hard in the UK rap scene. Been down since Flamegrillaz!!!!
    Love from the Saaf.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +2

      It was either that or 'Like Teller on stage in Vegas...I want my Penn' 😝

    • @alexortiz7446
      @alexortiz7446 4 года назад

      @@ChrisPJTurner you couldnt fit em both in?1

  • @docholliday9382
    @docholliday9382 4 года назад +1

    Lol when I hear Kevin I think about pecks now

  • @tavismuskett9816
    @tavismuskett9816 2 года назад

    It was the ultimate pen and i don't mean second to last!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best line I've ever herd in a rap song!!!!! Or should I say second best.....🤔🤔
    "Two multiplied by ten plus one Romeo done" is obviously the best line ever!!!!!!

  • @creekfinds
    @creekfinds 4 года назад +2

    Things I like about my pen: "It's in my possession"

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад

      The great comedian Adam Mastroianni gave me that joke

  • @abelinkoln4285
    @abelinkoln4285 4 года назад

    This rap was ridiculous!! And I loved every bar.

  • @MrKryss2k
    @MrKryss2k 4 года назад

    Love the lyrics ❤
    Sharper than a sharpie (not a shar pei)!
    Glad no violence ensued or you'd be spitting rhymes about a different kind of pen!

  • @MrVilboux
    @MrVilboux 4 года назад

    Excellent! Some mad hostile bars there as well. Chillin.

  • @idkwhats9872
    @idkwhats9872 4 года назад +1

    That’s dope yo lol such a boss with humour and intelligence

  • @WallyWhack
    @WallyWhack 4 года назад +1

    do more songs man, I enjoy them more than the live performances and I loved those!

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад

      Thanks! And worry not, I'm doing one a week.

  • @fannincharlie
    @fannincharlie 4 года назад

    Same as lending tools to friends. Funny video about someone obsessed with a pen.

  • @caseyneiderman3405
    @caseyneiderman3405 4 года назад

    If I don't get my pen back,... i'll burn down the building. 😳

  • @stangeric1
    @stangeric1 4 года назад

    Sharpie, permanent mark.
    Homeless pig, pen. 🤣🤣😱🔥

  • @MrDutchBeast
    @MrDutchBeast 4 года назад

    He wants his pen. JU DON NO

  • @DeathofTakeo
    @DeathofTakeo 4 года назад

    These are your best punchlines so far, hands down. And the homophones! This was some straight Dan Bull shit. Nice!

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад

      Thank you! I'm really pleased with how this turned out. Drill lends itself to wordplay :) I really like Dan, so that's a lovely comparison.

  • @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff
    @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff 4 года назад

    Haha, the "Missing" poster is hilarious.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад

      I wondered how many people paused that bit :)

    • @thestrays815
      @thestrays815 4 года назад

      I never even noticed the poster until you mentioned it. Absolutely class this is. Watched it 5 or 6 times now

  • @andrewsears16
    @andrewsears16 Год назад

    Damn the penultimate bar was clever af

  • @Jono121uk
    @Jono121uk 2 года назад

    Chris your a true genius only just found you but God I'm glad
    Credit to your genius lyrics and humour

  • @Metalman38
    @Metalman38 3 года назад

    He said parker. I lost a 13 dollar parker. I still miss that pen. Huh

  • @PandaVsGames
    @PandaVsGames 4 года назад

    Never. Stop.

  • @hemblado
    @hemblado 4 года назад

    Right back like Trent - Ultimate pen 👌

  • @karl_andre
    @karl_andre 4 года назад

    THE PEN GOES SKRRRRAAA PAPAPA

  • @bromie21
    @bromie21 4 года назад +1

    kinda reminded me of early (good) Streets stuff. Love all ya do man!!

  • @zackkoerber8271
    @zackkoerber8271 4 года назад

    “Your life is like real neat writing ... on the line” !!! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff
    @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff 4 года назад +1

    I am seriously loving these videos and the raps they contain. If you decided to release these as an album, I will definitely be buying a copy. Brilliantly written and executed. This series of videos is one of the greatest things to come out of "the great COVID shutdown".

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +1

      That's such a nice compliment! I'm glad I had the idea to start doing written stuff, it gives me a nice target to aim for each week :) There'll be an album once I have enough of these to choose from, maybe in 4 months, then I can pick my fave and add some dumb lil interstitial bits. For now though, they'll all be on spotify 😎

  • @robertpryor7225
    @robertpryor7225 3 года назад

    True story, fools do be borrowing pens, then acting like nothing is wrong. You can't say I'm tripping until it's your pen that's missing. Tell me where my pen is, pen-is. No statute of limitations on pens. You lost it? I don't want a new pen, I don't want your money, I want to break your pen in front of you.
    This song could be an advert for Evernote.

  • @Draxper
    @Draxper 4 года назад

    Kevin be like.....
    No wait, Kevin was like ..... Coz hes nomore i guess

  • @g1mpster
    @g1mpster 4 года назад

    This is why I never lend out my pen. 🤣

  • @mrunalvora209
    @mrunalvora209 4 года назад +1

    The Kevin with the K, the hot guy with chest hair...how could you do that to him Chris

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +1

      The very same! He's mentioned in a few of my videos :)

  • @Lanaman400
    @Lanaman400 4 года назад

    Chris! 🤣! Truely! You are a legend ! Loved that! A1 class as usual 👊🏾 Booyakka !

  • @definepoetic
    @definepoetic 4 года назад

    "I don't mean second to last" pure class

  • @jadel-khoury5531
    @jadel-khoury5531 4 года назад

    “Like a striker who goes down in the box” 🤯

  • @davideaston8314
    @davideaston8314 4 года назад +2

    We're all struggling in this pen-demic

  • @abrupt.cr4sh
    @abrupt.cr4sh Год назад

    This was unnecessarily hard

  • @benirodriguez9516
    @benirodriguez9516 3 года назад

    Ink-onsiderate! Right on! ;)

  • @Ghosty-RC
    @Ghosty-RC 4 года назад

    Kevin isn't a name, it's a diagnosis!

  • @ponchopi
    @ponchopi 3 года назад

    love the pen puns

  • @mouseman7273
    @mouseman7273 4 года назад +1

    Hear that mike gimme my pen back

  • @waynescully9083
    @waynescully9083 4 года назад

    That was class, great job 👍 forwarded to several friends and my brother Kev 😂👍👍

  • @polyvoxelgon
    @polyvoxelgon 4 года назад

    This is the kind of rap you hear in parkour videos.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад

      I don't watch them, but I can imagine it would fit nicely!

  • @jamesr4181
    @jamesr4181 4 года назад

    I'll turn you into a pencil… Full of lead!

  • @jesusfuentes9347
    @jesusfuentes9347 4 года назад

    Genius! Keep em coming.
    Keep. Them. Coming!
    UK drill bredrin

  • @loftie4822
    @loftie4822 4 года назад

    All the reference.... so good

  • @taylorbaker4019
    @taylorbaker4019 4 года назад

    So much goin on with this rap!!! Love the twist on the words!!! Nice job Chris! Never a let down 😄😄

  • @mathurinbeatzman
    @mathurinbeatzman 4 года назад

    Straight flames man. Straight flames as always

  • @andrewyeates7717
    @andrewyeates7717 4 года назад

    Brilliant. Loving this series your doing

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад

      Thanks! It's tough, but I'm enjoying the work!

  • @grillfluencer
    @grillfluencer 4 года назад

    Nothing screams gangsta like flashing a bottle of orange liqueur

  • @samfuller17
    @samfuller17 4 года назад

    Quality! More of this please 🙏

  • @garystarnes5178
    @garystarnes5178 4 года назад

    Ink-considerate. Love it!

  • @charbelbeaini9776
    @charbelbeaini9776 4 года назад +2

    i was hyped by a pen... Well quarantine i guess

  • @NelsonVanDweller
    @NelsonVanDweller 4 года назад

    I'm always the guy who borrows the pen.