Who Gave the Bears Warp Tech? | The Long Dark

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2023
  • Part 1 of the most scuffed bear hunt in Timberwolf Mountain history. I know Hinterland is a small team and they have a lot on their plate with the new update and DLC, but some fixes are badly in need in being made. After all this -- and despite several rifle rounds and arrows that followed -- the bear went to take a nap. To see the conclusion of this bear hunt, watch: • Wanna See a Magic Tric... . From the January 7, 2023, stream at / trooperbari .
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    THE LONG DARK is a thoughtful, exploration-survival experience that challenges solo players to think for themselves as they explore an expansive frozen wilderness in the aftermath of a geomagnetic disaster. There are no zombies -- only you, the cold, and all the threats Mother Nature can muster.
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Комментарии • 88

  • @6siks
    @6siks Год назад +208

    Ice is sure slippery.

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  Год назад +22

      Boy howdy. I've heard of having springs in one's heels, but never jet boosters.

  • @idea9942
    @idea9942 5 месяцев назад +61

    Guess the bear had a really good gaming chair.

  • @fangorn23
    @fangorn23 2 месяца назад +12

    thats quantum superposition. the bear was in all places until you stepped out of the circle

  • @thatguyStrike
    @thatguyStrike 7 месяцев назад +14

    homie's a professional ice skater and you're bothering him during training man

  • @true_gamer2341
    @true_gamer2341 Месяц назад +3

    Baldur's Gate 3 lore:

  • @KnightandDay33
    @KnightandDay33 2 месяца назад +3

    "COME ON TARS"

  • @me_smellbread5561
    @me_smellbread5561 Год назад +12

    Insert the TF2 I fear no man but that thing it scares me meme here

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  Год назад +3

      I admit I had to look up the meme, but it certainly fits.

  • @fufumccuddlypoops5502
    @fufumccuddlypoops5502 Год назад +47

    This made me laugh, I needed that today. Good video

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  Год назад +6

      Happy to oblige. Creating nonsense to make people's day a little better is why I'm here.

  • @AlanVise03
    @AlanVise03 4 месяца назад +4

    That bear got himself a Sandevistan

  • @newbonko1417
    @newbonko1417 Год назад +7

    Dude is on bearoids

  • @user-bd9lg3ur8w
    @user-bd9lg3ur8w 2 месяца назад +2

    Real inspiration for the movie Cocaine Bear

  • @lord_se1edka
    @lord_se1edka 8 месяцев назад +7

    after the latest updates, bears have become the biggest bug in the game

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  8 месяцев назад +2

      Like the bears needed even more superpowers.

  • @illbetheone779
    @illbetheone779 Год назад +17

    I had a bear do this to me in Coastal Highway. Hope this gets fixed.

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  Год назад +5

      Agreed. Happy as I am to see all the new content coming into TLD of late, it'd also be great if Hinterland took a beat (maybe after finishing Episode 5?) and patched up the bugs and other eccentricities that have popped up recently or never been addressed. The console players in particular would appreciate that, I think.

  • @falin_go5084
    @falin_go5084 6 месяцев назад +2

    Gamer:What? What you do?
    Bear:GAS! GAS! GAS!

  • @SkellionPowalskiz
    @SkellionPowalskiz 4 месяца назад +2

    This happened to me after getting mauled by the same bear twice in a row at night, barely escaping, and then it suddenly appeared out of nowhere and circled me for several minutes as I tried to get back to a safe place. I thought it was some kind of hallucination effect, and when I finally got to a safehouse and then it just disappeared. Scared the shit out of me.

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  4 месяца назад +1

      Circling prey ... being more aggressive at night ... vanishing suddenly ... are we sure Hinterland didn't "accidentally" add bearsharks to TLD?

    • @neskuikpeace
      @neskuikpeace 29 дней назад

      that bear lowkey teabagged you

  • @jmwall24
    @jmwall24 7 месяцев назад +9

    Had the bear near the poacher's camp in FM do this once and I never even shot him. Definitely scary when you don't know where he's going to glide to lol.

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  7 месяцев назад +2

      Ah, yes. Kool-Aid Bear. I've had a few run-ins with that one, too. At least FM has those big downed trees you can climb and be (relatively) safe. And you're right about the zoomies making the bears scarier -- I've seen a bear glide backwards butt-first into a player and then attack them.

  • @Modestsurvivor
    @Modestsurvivor Год назад +2

    I can see The panic

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  Год назад +3

      Well, you're not wrong. Part of the panic comes from a previous run where I had a bear change its mind mid-freakout and decide to attack Astrid instead. Since then I get very nervous when a bear starts making those noises but isn't also running away.

  • @connieellerbe-maycock7115
    @connieellerbe-maycock7115 Год назад +19

    This happened in MyUsualMe's stream today. We all had a good laugh.

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  Год назад +3

      Glad to hear I'm not alone in my suffering and/or bewilderment. The bear taking its hide and a half-dozen arrows with it into the great beyond annoyed me in the moment, but with distance it is admittedly worth a laugh.

  • @DeutschlandDeutschland-pg6dd
    @DeutschlandDeutschland-pg6dd 2 месяца назад +1

    Korega... MADO IN HEAVEN DA

  • @abdulalhazred3027
    @abdulalhazred3027 Месяц назад

    Just wait until he goes super saiyan.

  • @Rexx2066
    @Rexx2066 Месяц назад +1

    GAS GAS GASSS IM GONNA STEPP ON THE GAAASSS TONIIIGHHTTTTTTT ILLLL FLYYYYYY

  • @snoer5349
    @snoer5349 3 месяца назад

    Bear went hypersonic

  • @monostripezebras
    @monostripezebras 7 месяцев назад +2

    It is an icebear, subvariant iceskate bear.

  • @planexshifter
    @planexshifter Год назад +5

    ?!?!
    Musta ate some bad mushrooms.

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  Год назад +2

      Who did, Astrid or the bear? Astrid only has access to reishi mushrooms as far as I know. If it's the bear, I need to find their stash because that was a wild ride.

  • @monderin228
    @monderin228 7 месяцев назад

    "I'm just running in the 90's"

  • @lainkurai
    @lainkurai Месяц назад +1

    This happened to me long ago and i was laughing and terrified same time.

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  29 дней назад

      Understandable. I'd probably have been laughing more except that I had that bear do something similar over by the Wing earlier in my stay in Timberwolf Mountain. There was a part of me worried that my run, my longest to that point, was somehow bugged.

    • @lainkurai
      @lainkurai 28 дней назад

      @@trooperbari well i was about to reach my first year in that run and It was interloper...
      Later i discovered It happened sometimes when you aim/shoot with any gun the bear so It charges you but cannot reach so the bear starts yo use dragon ball techniques

  • @whuwhaaa2
    @whuwhaaa2 5 месяцев назад +1

    Domain Expansion.

  • @koruandthistle
    @koruandthistle Год назад +5

    What is up with the dang bears, Troop.

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  Год назад +3

      I wish I knew, Koru. It probably wouldn't make hunting any easier, but at least there'd be less mystery about the whole thing. Instead, I'm out here conjuring up worlds in which someone violated the Prime Directive and slipped the bears warp technology.

  • @michaellawrence2155
    @michaellawrence2155 Месяц назад +2

    The algorithm brought me here, and I'm glad.

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  Месяц назад +1

      And we're glad to have you.

  • @ladovyvidea9987
    @ladovyvidea9987 Год назад +4

    I loughed so hard at this one

  • @alexthezephyr
    @alexthezephyr 4 месяца назад +2

    Initial D Bear what the fuck

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  4 месяца назад +1

      I should see if I can lay No One Sleep in Tokyo over that. Might take the edge off the sound of my silent terror.

  • @Uykusuz93
    @Uykusuz93 Год назад +3

    This needs an edit with deja-vu in the back 😂

  • @WournosFromTwitch
    @WournosFromTwitch 2 месяца назад

    I recently came across a ptarmigan that had unusual flight skills. Caught it on video as proof.

  • @LargeMollyWater177
    @LargeMollyWater177 2 месяца назад +2

    Is this what Interloper mode looks like? 💀💀

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  2 месяца назад +2

      Oh, if only Interloper was this entertaining. Usually it's just a dull, looming sense of dread as you watch your character slowly starve or freeze to death. In comparison, this is some Looney Tunes action.

  • @lovesurfbunny
    @lovesurfbunny 4 месяца назад +2

    I have never had this bug in the game.

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  4 месяца назад

      In fairness, that was the first and only time I've had that happen. The animals still have some eccentric behavior -- Kool-Aid Bear, moonwalking wolves, flare shell-proof moose, etc. -- but nothing to that game-breaking level since then.

  • @Nazhdachnayabumaga
    @Nazhdachnayabumaga 20 дней назад

    MADE IN HEAVEN

  • @dertreffer
    @dertreffer 7 месяцев назад +1

    he just had to much redbull

  • @theworkshopwhisperer.5902
    @theworkshopwhisperer.5902 6 месяцев назад +2

    The prime directive strictly forbids arming bears advanced technology... I don't know why it specifically said bears I don't know what happened?

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  6 месяцев назад +1

      As ever, if there's a rule against it, odds are good someone's tried it before.

  • @billybobjenkins6973
    @billybobjenkins6973 Год назад +1

    Trailer for cocaine bear looks crazy

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  11 месяцев назад +1

      I knew that white stuff laying around couldn't ALL be snow....

  • @Reallategaming
    @Reallategaming 11 месяцев назад +1

    The Infamous Bear Bug. 😅

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  10 месяцев назад +2

      I'd never seen it before, which made the whole episode rather frightening. Little did I know Hinterland would 'improve' on the bug in the latest update and have bears you can launch into space.

    • @Reallategaming
      @Reallategaming 10 месяцев назад

      @@trooperbari yes! I’ve seen that too. Ppl are Calling that the heavenly bear 😂

  • @user-vo7ex7bp6l
    @user-vo7ex7bp6l 3 месяца назад

    Cocaine Bear!?!

  • @dominikmokos4590
    @dominikmokos4590 2 месяца назад

    Uh… yeah… so that happened😭😭

  • @symonlibera7011
    @symonlibera7011 Год назад +1

    I had a good chuckle on this one. ;D

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  Год назад +1

      Yeah, to paraphrase Richard Pryor, that's funny now. In the moment it's terrifying because you don't know if the bear's going to stop wigging out and attack. Maybe in future I need to have a Yakety Sax sounder ready should such shenanigans happen again. That should help ratchet down the terror a bit.

  • @mattz459
    @mattz459 10 месяцев назад +1

    DEJA VU!

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  10 месяцев назад

      All over again, yes.

    • @mattz459
      @mattz459 10 месяцев назад

      @@trooperbari r/woosh

  • @user-rl2uf8cn6y
    @user-rl2uf8cn6y Год назад +3

    Great update)

  • @thegamingpig4265
    @thegamingpig4265 Год назад +1

    Do I hear boss musi . . .

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  Год назад

      If I didn't before, I certainly do now when I go bear hunting.

  • @mcoyuncu9957
    @mcoyuncu9957 7 месяцев назад +1

    fast and furious 3

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  6 месяцев назад

      Fast and Furry-ous, surely.

  • @LyraniaLothar
    @LyraniaLothar Год назад +1

    This happened to me too.

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  Год назад +1

      Yeah, I've heard more people saying that. I suppose there's some good news that neither TWM nor I are uniquely cursed, but it's also bad news that bears everywhere are acting sketchily, making hunting them that much more worrying. Fixing animal behavior might not be very high on Hinterland's priority list at the moment -- especially given developments around the TFTFT updates -- but I would appreciate their getting animal encounters down to their regular stress levels.

  • @Genocideforbeginners
    @Genocideforbeginners 8 месяцев назад +1

    Animal ai needs to be redone badly.

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  8 месяцев назад

      You're not wrong. For all of Hinterland's reassurances that animals are behaving as intended, there's still jank out there that needs to be fixed. I hold out hope that some long-delayed fixes will be done once Episode 5 is in the can, but I'm probably in the minority there.

  • @donniearmstrong5315
    @donniearmstrong5315 3 месяца назад

    Hilarious.

  • @user-rx4pb2nv5h
    @user-rx4pb2nv5h 4 месяца назад

    Наводит суету

  • @andre.febrianto
    @andre.febrianto 5 месяцев назад

    The lul dark

  • @P_S_E_V_D_I_C_H
    @P_S_E_V_D_I_C_H 6 месяцев назад +1

    Форсаж 11

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  6 месяцев назад

      Yeah, they're probably already working on the screenplay. Brock Lesnar will star as the bear.

  • @JahonCross
    @JahonCross Год назад

    I'm out!

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  Год назад

      I was sorely tempted to just walk away and let the bear do its thing, but the siren song of the Wrapped in Furs achievement was too strong. I had to have that bear hide to make the bearskin bedroll, but alas the bear had other ideas.

  • @kdjoshi726
    @kdjoshi726 Год назад

    Lmao wtf is this?

    • @trooperbari
      @trooperbari  Год назад +1

      This is what can happen when addressing animal behavior gets knocked down the priority list amid updates, a DLC, and their respective fixes. I said during the stream that I trust Hinterland will fix this eventually, and I stand by that, but some janky animal behavior has been around for years.

  • @Battered_Fanny
    @Battered_Fanny 2 месяца назад

    You’re lucky to be alive not many meet the cocaine bear and live to tell about it